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Game #122: Gamethread #3

We need 6 more outs. Sox up 2.

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hello lover.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions  

HI!

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

cheat can has innercoarse?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

whats wrong with the outer one?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

i just went to jerry owens br page

larry sponsors it

that’s awesome

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions  

haha

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

i would like to be alone on this thread.

everyone please go back to the thread you came from.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

*from whence you came.

I hate to correct you, and be a woman, but it had to happen.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

still waiting on that sandwich.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I gave it to you in the first thread, you illiterate pos.

Regards

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Swisher still batting?

I think Game Day froze.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Dotel v. Ellis

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

2-2, 0 out

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

low away fastball, 3-2

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

fastball middle in, HR Ellis.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

sup bb

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

oh

do-tell

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

revised rulez

cre8tive outmaking is encouraged if you wear white shoes.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

if --> wit shooz

tehn —> moar owts plz

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

it must be the atmosphere

damn horn guy

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

At least this achilles issue is figurative

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Atmosphere?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

dotel watching it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

i almost feel bad about how much i enjoy that little bastard.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply actions  

WE 69%

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply actions  

69 OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

75 nao

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

ty od

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Its ok Frank we still love you.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

we need to appease him

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

ha

impeach blaggo.

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

but i need my blood!

it facilitates!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

i would buy a bridge off that guy

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd make his coffee and have an affair with him

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

tyx2 od

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

which outcome?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions  

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions  

BLAAARRGHH!!

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

same outcome as last time

tool

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

:-(

boo

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

ATMOSPHERE FTW

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

this is sooooooo oakland.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Not Billy Dee Williams.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

THATS FUCKING LANDO

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

billy dee = shit hits the fan

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fucking Bay Area

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

That probably could not piss me off more.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

wrong one

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT reply actions  

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT reply actions  

By WPA, Cust is winning this game by himself

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT reply actions  

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

:D

pure class

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

has anyone else been going to this website religiously?

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

once you start, you will never stop.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

don't worry man

i’m sure some day you’ll make it

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously though

that site is hilarious. so many orange dumbasses with spiky hair pouting for the camera

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

this site is very popular at my office.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're fuckin welcome

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

if this is you, i'll fucking kill you.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Visiting that site makes me remember how dumb most girls are.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

so, so dumb. it's terrible.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Self-esteem is a sonuvabitch.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck street

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm way too hungry for extra innings.

I had one foot out the door in search of food.
Mother effer.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

RALLY SUB!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions  

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions  

RALLY MASSET!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions  

cinderella story outta nowhere!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Rally Octopus!

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions  

RALLY PORKINS!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Lol that guy got fucked.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

More gravitational pull?

A)Porkins
B)Uribe

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

he pulled the death star into him!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

STAY ON TARGET

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

RALLY COCKROACH

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:34 PM CDT reply actions  

rally fingers!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT reply actions  

btw, how high does he look?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

certifiably

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

u r smrt

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's our smartest baseball player

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hes just a baseball player.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im going to hell for this one.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

holy shit

save some room in that handbasket

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

you lost this game for us!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 15, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, twas the douchebags.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol no I think it was the karma you brought this board

which in turn gave negative karma to the whitesox HAHA!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, least he tried.

happens too much.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions  

RALLY WEDGE

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT reply actions  

wedge sucks.

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

y wing flying motherfucker

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh.

not true.

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah i know.

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

he flies the x-wing

the champagne of rebel starfighters

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by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

b wings were my favorite

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rogue 2:Star Wars IV-VI::Jar Jar:Star Wars I-III

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

completely unintelligible to me.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Breaking news!

Chiburb is still awake.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Our first catch of the day

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have email correspondence as recently as...lemme check the time stamp on email....

11:35 pm CST.

I imagine he is sticking it out through the game, too.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oakland=uber ghey

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT reply actions  

neads moar rally

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:40 PM CDT reply actions  

new thread cheat!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:40 PM CDT reply actions  

here goes very little

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:41 PM CDT reply actions  

what we need...

is a hero!

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

why is this guy pitching in the 9th?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:45 PM CDT reply actions  

must has strikeout

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

squeeze?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

seriously? how am i not banging a different '10' every day of the week?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:47 PM CDT reply actions  

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

im living my life wrong

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's the only conclusion that website will lead you to.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

the look on that guy's face is "everyone on earth except this chick knows what a tremendous douchebag i am."

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's alright - you should see how ugly they are without their make-up in the morning.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

i assume you're talking about the dude.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

DJ = FUCK YOU CHINAMAN!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:49 PM CDT reply actions  

This whole thread should be flagged.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

The whole site

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

CAPS = irony

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ.

You’re not relaxed. You’re self-righteous.

by expatnyc on Aug 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe you're lamer than FDR's legs.

what, too soon?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Or maybe an Anne Frank joke.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 16, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not something to be proud of, but I am anyway.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 16, 2008 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

OK. I dont want anyone to be pissed or offended or anything

other than the game.

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's

old school. like saying ‘kraut’ for German

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by thecip on Aug 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

This one hurt.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT reply actions  

DONNY LUCY

clap clap clap-clap-clap

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT reply actions  

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT reply actions  

sadness

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT reply actions  

WHY OAKKKLAND WHY

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 11:53 PM CDT reply actions  

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Take the cats advice and rink long and hard.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

drink*

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very, very tough loss.

Got to come back tomorrow.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 15, 2008 11:53 PM CDT reply actions  

oh well

i missed most of the game, why put thorndog in ahead of dotel?? matchup?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions  

It's hard for me to be that let down

It’s fucking Oakland, our Bermuda Triangle.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions  

crestfallen after this one

till tomorrow!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

It hurts.

and now I must go eat.

We obviously need Griff in the line-up.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions  

don't forget that she's banging this guy.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions  

That just makes me want to drink more.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

she needs a nose job

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

they will literally bang this guy.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

big glasses do no work for every ugly girl.

see left.

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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

those will be very orange sheets in the morning

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by thecip on Aug 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'm about to take the game to another level.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 16, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

LMFAO!

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The most interesting man in the world on tanning beds: “Theres a place you go if you want to get naked and tanned. It’s called the south of France.”

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

no.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

that guy needs to give some of his tits to her.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm.... the rally douche has not been much of a success

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT reply actions  

The rally douche is epic fail.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go write something.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Now go and write.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's not time yet

The order is minor league, major league, coffee, rest.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Kk

As long as I have something to not read tomorrow at least.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 16, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

up and in and he hits it out?

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"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 15, 2008 11:58 PM CDT reply actions  

quit.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

soulja boy

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

that gets me every time

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by thecip on Aug 16, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Me too. Will post it after every loss…

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

god I wish I didn't feel like I got TB right now...

I would be drunk, high and give 2 shits about this loss.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:33 AM CDT reply actions  

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