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hello lover.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HI!

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cheat FTW?

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cheat can has innercoarse?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whats wrong with the outer one?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And so it begins, as always

the crazy late-game Oakland follies

by 3E8 on Aug 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i just went to jerry owens br page

larry sponsors it

that’s awesome

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i would like to be alone on this thread.

everyone please go back to the thread you came from.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

*from whence you came.

I hate to correct you, and be a woman, but it had to happen.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

still waiting on that sandwich.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I gave it to you in the first thread, you illiterate pos.

Regards

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Swisher still batting?

I think Game Day froze.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dotel v. Ellis

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2-2, 0 out

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

low away fastball, 3-2

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fastball middle in, HR Ellis.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sup bb

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh

do-tell

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

revised rulez

cre8tive outmaking is encouraged if you wear white shoes.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

if --> wit shooz

tehn —> moar owts plz

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it must be the atmosphere

damn horn guy

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

At least this achilles issue is figurative

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Atmosphere?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

dotel watching it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i almost feel bad about how much i enjoy that little bastard.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WE 69%

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

69 OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

75 nao

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ty od

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Its ok Frank we still love you.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

we need to appease him

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ha

impeach blaggo.

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

but i need my blood!

it facilitates!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i would buy a bridge off that guy

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd make his coffee and have an affair with him

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tyx2 od

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

which outcome?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BLAAARRGHH!!

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

same outcome as last time

tool

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

:-(

boo

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ATMOSPHERE FTW

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this is sooooooo oakland.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not Billy Dee Williams.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

THATS FUCKING LANDO

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

billy dee = shit hits the fan

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Bay Area

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That probably could not piss me off more.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wrong one

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

By WPA, Cust is winning this game by himself

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

:D

pure class

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

has anyone else been going to this website religiously?

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

once you start, you will never stop.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

don't worry man

i’m sure some day you’ll make it

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously though

that site is hilarious. so many orange dumbasses with spiky hair pouting for the camera

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this site is very popular at my office.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're fuckin welcome

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if this is you, i'll fucking kill you.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Visiting that site makes me remember how dumb most girls are.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so, so dumb. it's terrible.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Self-esteem is a sonuvabitch.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck street

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm way too hungry for extra innings.

I had one foot out the door in search of food.
Mother effer.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

RALLY SUB!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally crane!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY MASSET!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

cinderella story outta nowhere!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally Octopus!

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY PORKINS!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lol that guy got fucked.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

More gravitational pull?

A)Porkins
B)Uribe

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he pulled the death star into him!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

STAY ON TARGET

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

RALLY COCKROACH

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally Peabody!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

rally fingers!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

btw, how high does he look?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

certifiably

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

u r smrt

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's our smartest baseball player

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hes just a baseball player.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally Retard!

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im going to hell for this one.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy shit

save some room in that handbasket

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you lost this game for us!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 15, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, twas the douchebags.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol no I think it was the karma you brought this board

which in turn gave negative karma to the whitesox HAHA!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, least he tried.

happens too much.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY WEDGE

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wedge sucks.

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

y wing flying motherfucker

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh.

not true.

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i know.

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he flies the x-wing

the champagne of rebel starfighters

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

b wings were my favorite

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rogue 2:Star Wars IV-VI::Jar Jar:Star Wars I-III

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

completely unintelligible to me.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Breaking news!

Chiburb is still awake.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Our first catch of the day

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have email correspondence as recently as...lemme check the time stamp on email....

11:35 pm CST.

I imagine he is sticking it out through the game, too.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oakland=uber ghey

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

neads moar rally

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

new thread cheat!

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

here goes very little

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what we need...

is a hero!

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

why is this guy pitching in the 9th?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

must has strikeout

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

squeeze?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

seriously? how am i not banging a different '10' every day of the week?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

im living my life wrong

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's the only conclusion that website will lead you to.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the look on that guy's face is "everyone on earth except this chick knows what a tremendous douchebag i am."

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's alright - you should see how ugly they are without their make-up in the morning.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i assume you're talking about the dude.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DJ = FUCK YOU CHINAMAN!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This whole thread should be flagged.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The whole site

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CAPS = irony

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not seeing it

do a better job the next time

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Christ.

You’re not relaxed. You’re self-righteous.

by expatnyc on Aug 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe you're lamer than FDR's legs.

what, too soon?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or maybe an Anne Frank joke.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 16, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not something to be proud of, but I am anyway.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 16, 2008 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK. I dont want anyone to be pissed or offended or anything

other than the game.

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't worry about it dude

just sayin’ next time, opt for wit

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's

old school. like saying ‘kraut’ for German

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by thecip on Aug 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Typical Oakland game

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This one hurt.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DONNY LUCY

clap clap clap-clap-clap

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sadness

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHY OAKKKLAND WHY

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 11:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Take the cats advice and rink long and hard.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

drink*

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very, very tough loss.

Got to come back tomorrow.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 15, 2008 11:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh well

i missed most of the game, why put thorndog in ahead of dotel?? matchup?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's hard for me to be that let down

It’s fucking Oakland, our Bermuda Triangle.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

crestfallen after this one

till tomorrow!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It hurts.

and now I must go eat.

We obviously need Griff in the line-up.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

don't forget that she's banging this guy.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That just makes me want to drink more.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

she needs a nose job

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they will literally bang this guy.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

big glasses do no work for every ugly girl.

see left.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

those will be very orange sheets in the morning

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by thecip on Aug 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm about to take the game to another level.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 16, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMFAO!

Photobucket
The most interesting man in the world on tanning beds: “Theres a place you go if you want to get naked and tanned. It’s called the south of France.”

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that guy needs to give some of his tits to her.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm.... the rally douche has not been much of a success

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The rally douche is epic fail.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go write something.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Now go and write.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not time yet

The order is minor league, major league, coffee, rest.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kk

As long as I have something to not read tomorrow at least.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 16, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

up and in and he hits it out?

Photobucket

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 15, 2008 11:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

quit.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

soulja boy

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that gets me every time

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by thecip on Aug 16, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Me too. Will post it after every loss…

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks Skilling!

I will have my umbrella ready for tomorrow!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

god I wish I didn't feel like I got TB right now...

I would be drunk, high and give 2 shits about this loss.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:33 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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