Game #122: Gamethread #3
We need 6 more outs. Sox up 2.
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hello lover.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HI!
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cheat can has innercoarse?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whats wrong with the outer one?
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And so it begins, as always
the crazy late-game Oakland follies
by 3E8 on Aug 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i just went to jerry owens br page
larry sponsors it
that’s awesome
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i would like to be alone on this thread.
everyone please go back to the thread you came from.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*from whence you came.
I hate to correct you, and be a woman, but it had to happen.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
still waiting on that sandwich.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gave it to you in the first thread, you illiterate pos.
Regards
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hope you brought your diggin' mitt, Swish.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Swisher still batting?
I think Game Day froze.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dotel v. Ellis
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2-2, 0 out
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
low away fastball, 3-2
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fastball middle in, HR Ellis.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sup bb
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad Dotel.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh
do-tell
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
revised rulez
cre8tive outmaking is encouraged if you wear white shoes.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if --> wit shooz
tehn —> moar owts plz
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it must be the atmosphere
damn horn guy
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
At least this achilles issue is figurative
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Atmosphere?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dotel watching it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I laughed.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i almost feel bad about how much i enjoy that little bastard.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WE 69%
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
69 OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I pretended to know what that meant
throughout middle school
by 3E8 on Aug 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
75 nao
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ty od
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Its ok Frank we still love you.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we need to appease him

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Carl Weathers for Governor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QArocEUp7xE
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
but i need my blood!
it facilitates!
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i would buy a bridge off that guy
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd make his coffee and have an affair with him
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tyx2 od
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
which outcome?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BLAAARRGHH!!
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup, heartbreaker.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
same outcome as last time
tool
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
:-(
boo
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ATMOSPHERE FTW
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this is sooooooo oakland.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not Billy Dee Williams.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THATS FUCKING LANDO
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
billy dee = shit hits the fan
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Bay Area
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
E
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by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
0-2 fastball.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That probably could not piss me off more.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
By WPA, Cust is winning this game by himself
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
holdplz
wuts r tiebreaker macro?
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going with rally trucks
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
has anyone else been going to this website religiously?
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
once you start, you will never stop.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
don't worry man
i’m sure some day you’ll make it
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously though
that site is hilarious. so many orange dumbasses with spiky hair pouting for the camera
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this site is very popular at my office.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're fuckin welcome
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if this is you, i'll fucking kill you.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Visiting that site makes me remember how dumb most girls are.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so, so dumb. it's terrible.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Self-esteem is a sonuvabitch.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brace for plenty of swinging at pitches out of the strike zone.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thats how the win all the ties
jerks
by Trooper on Aug 15, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck street
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm way too tired for extra innings
Have mercy!
by Option27 on Aug 15, 2008 11:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm way too hungry for extra innings.
I had one foot out the door in search of food.
Mother effer.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
RALLY SUB!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
RALLY MASSET!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
cinderella story outta nowhere!
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rally Octopus!

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
RALLY PORKINS!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lol that guy got fucked.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
STAY ON TARGET.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
More gravitational pull?
A)Porkins
B)Uribe
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he pulled the death star into him!
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
STAY ON TARGET
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All time best match of casting and character name
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
RALLY COCKROACH

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
rally fingers!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
btw, how high does he look?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
certifiably
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
RALLY CAUGHT STEALING.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He really sucks on the basepaths
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's our smartest baseball player
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hes just a baseball player.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im going to hell for this one.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy shit
save some room in that handbasket
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you lost this game for us!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 15, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, twas the douchebags.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol no I think it was the karma you brought this board
which in turn gave negative karma to the whitesox HAHA!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, least he tried.
happens too much.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
RALLY WEDGE

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wedge sucks.
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
y wing flying motherfucker
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh.
not true.
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah i know.
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he flies the x-wing
the champagne of rebel starfighters
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
b wings were my favorite
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rogue 2:Star Wars IV-VI::Jar Jar:Star Wars I-III
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
completely unintelligible to me.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ARGHAHGAHRHGHH I HATE OAKLAND
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Breaking news!
Chiburb is still awake.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
First lie of the thread.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our first catch of the day
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have email correspondence as recently as...lemme check the time stamp on email....
11:35 pm CST.
I imagine he is sticking it out through the game, too.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oakland=uber ghey
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
neads moar rally
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
new thread cheat!
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Battle of Discarded Royals
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 15, 2008 11:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
here goes very little
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Horacio, we are dead.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what we need...
is a hero!
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why is this guy pitching in the 9th?
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why wouldn't you bring Jenks in here?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dont understand either
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
because jenks only comes in 'save' situations
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Won't matter if there is nothing to save
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i would prefer a non run scoring out here.
maybe thats just me
by Trooper on Aug 15, 2008 11:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
must has strikeout
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
squeeze?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hmm, since this thread started, BA out going 1st to home, dotel gives up 2 dingers on 2 strike counts, alexei falls over and gets picked off, and emil brown hits a double.
right before this thread, Q! beed Q!
by Trooper on Aug 15, 2008 11:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously? how am i not banging a different '10' every day of the week?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im living my life wrong
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's the only conclusion that website will lead you to.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the look on that guy's face is "everyone on earth except this chick knows what a tremendous douchebag i am."
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's alright - you should see how ugly they are without their make-up in the morning.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i assume you're talking about the dude.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miguel Olivo understands a little better now.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DJ = FUCK YOU CHINAMAN!
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This whole thread should be flagged.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The whole site
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there are distinctions to be made
that one stands alone
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CAPS = irony
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not seeing it
do a better job the next time
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ.
You’re not relaxed. You’re self-righteous.
by expatnyc on Aug 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what did i say that makes you think i'm 'self-righteous'
chinaman, i’m sorry man, it ain’t 1889
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
delicate flower routine
wtf you talking about?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what makes it funny.
Old-timey slang.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe its late and i'm not seeing it
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe you're lamer than FDR's legs.
what, too soon?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you meant to make a Helen Keller joke.
by expatnyc on Aug 16, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or maybe an Anne Frank joke.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 16, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not something to be proud of, but I am anyway.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 16, 2008 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
see that's funny
making fun of blind people is more acceptable than making fun of chinamen
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 16, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would say that depends on your vision and ethnicity.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 16, 2008 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK. I dont want anyone to be pissed or offended or anything
other than the game.
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't worry about it dude
just sayin’ next time, opt for wit
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Typical Oakland game
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This one hurt.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DONNY LUCY
clap clap clap-clap-clap
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sadness
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHY OAKKKLAND WHY
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 11:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Take the cats advice and rink long and hard.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
drink*
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very, very tough loss.
Got to come back tomorrow.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Aug 15, 2008 11:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh well
i missed most of the game, why put thorndog in ahead of dotel?? matchup?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's hard for me to be that let down
It’s fucking Oakland, our Bermuda Triangle.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
crestfallen after this one
till tomorrow!
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It hurts.
and now I must go eat.
We obviously need Griff in the line-up.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
don't forget that she's banging this guy.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That just makes me want to drink more.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
she needs a nose job
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they will literally bang this guy.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
big glasses do no work for every ugly girl.
see left.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
those will be very orange sheets in the morning
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by thecip on Aug 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jaundice is hot.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 16, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm about to take the game to another level.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 16, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a liver problem, Jim.
Don’t make me flag you.
by expatnyc on Aug 16, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LMFAO!

The most interesting man in the world on tanning beds: “Theres a place you go if you want to get naked and tanned. It’s called the south of France.”
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
should i know who that is? (the girl i mean)
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that guy needs to give some of his tits to her.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm.... the rally douche has not been much of a success
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The rally douche is epic fail.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game proves I'm no stanchar.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Go write something.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That nobody will read. :(
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Now go and write.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not time yet
The order is minor league, major league, coffee, rest.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kk
As long as I have something to not read tomorrow at least.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 16, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
up and in and he hits it out?
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 15, 2008 11:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
quit.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
soulja boy
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that gets me every time
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by thecip on Aug 16, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Me too. Will post it after every loss…
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i make ten figures too but the time delay never interferes with my performance
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 16, 2008 12:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
are you going to share some of that wealth with me?
since you can wipe your ass with $10,000 bills.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
absolutely. i have a grip of streetwise i need to get rid of.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 16, 2008 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure! I will sell those for you :)
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
24 hours of a ssh shit storm coming in, if i'm reading the radar correctly
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 16, 2008 12:12 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thanks Skilling!
I will have my umbrella ready for tomorrow!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
god I wish I didn't feel like I got TB right now...
I would be drunk, high and give 2 shits about this loss.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 16, 2008 12:33 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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