Sox dumb it up, lose in Oakland again
Oakland could field a band of blind, one-legged, school girls and beat the Sox consistently as long as the games were played at whatever the coliseum is called now. The Sox just know how to lose there, making the stupidest of outs and throwing the stupidester of pitches. There's really nothing else to say.
Well, except for this... Dony Freakin Lucy, you will haunt me forever.
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Fuck Billy Beane
Fuck Oakland and Fuck Their Shitty Stadium.
Fuck.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 16, 2008 12:03 AM CDT 0 recs
he is smarter than joe morgan

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by thecip on
Aug 16, 2008 1:31 AM CDT
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SHENANIGANS!!
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 16, 2008 12:14 AM CDT 0 recs
Everyone get your brooms.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on
Aug 16, 2008 12:20 AM CDT
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i think we all saw this one coming.
all the tell-tale signs were there. getting thrown out on the basepaths FTL!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 16, 2008 12:17 AM CDT 0 recs
I was at a party tonight...
talking to a Cubs fan while watching baseball. After sitting through yet another fucking Cubs comeback, I also had to see the Twins score and realize that Lirano was dominating in his start and they were raping the Mariners. Then, we both got to watch the Sox spot three runs in the first inning. The Cubs fan was wondering why I was so nervous about the game. He told me that the A’s suck and I told him about how the Sox play against the A’s on the West Coast. He laughed it off…
How many kicks to the nuts was this game?
- Jeff Cox with another stupid Cora-like blunder.
- Sox pitchers keep throwing fastballs to Cust since it’s the only pitch he can hit.
- Dotel making JRE look like Nostradamus.
- The Sox offense not realize that Huston Street throws the same low and away slider over and over. Keep swinging at it, boys!
- Knowing that Dony freaking Lucy will never hit a walkoff homer for the Sox like Suzuki did. Great draft pick there.
That may have been the worst night of baseball all season long. Even Hawk was disgusted.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 16, 2008 12:41 AM CDT 0 recs
But hey
At least Thornton shook off that sore back.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on
Aug 16, 2008 1:01 AM CDT
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Where did I ever post that as fact?
It was speculation. Do you know who will start for the Sox against the Mariners when Contreras’ spot is due up? Didn’t think so…
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 16, 2008 1:07 AM CDT
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I forgot to mention Alexei Ramirez's stupid baserunning.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 16, 2008 8:04 AM CDT
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was at the game and refuse to sift through the threads, so i'm probably repeating some.
from our seats on the first-base line, we didn’t have a good view of pitch locations unless they were obviously well outside the zone, so i can’t comment on that.
as for anderson’s attempted ring around the rosey, i don’t have much of a problem with cox on this one. swisher was down 0-2 with two outs and sending anderson forced barton to make what is probably the longest or one of the longest throws he’s ever made while playing first base. maybe cox should have given a bit more weight to anderson’s initial confusion when he reached second, but i just don’t think it was a terrible play.
dotel had a bad outing, but that’s baseball. can’t go too nuts about that. guys will give up home runs. and remember, nostradamus was wrong a remarkable amount of the time (like maybe worse than tona pena jr.). not sure you’re doing jre any favors with that comparison.
i will never understand this obsession over suzuki v. lucy. couldn’t you do this with every gm multiple times in every draft when you use hindsight? regardless, this ain’t quite michael jodan v. sam bowie.
ramirez baserunning = ugly tonight, particularly the second one where it didn’t even look like he was running on first move.
the real issues i had with the game were ozzie’s pitching decisions, which usually don’t leave a whole lot to quarrel with. first, i don’t understand leaving gavin in the game after uribe’s oopsie resulted in thomas reaching a hitter ahead of cust. i know floyd was still clinging (or clenching?) to a shutout, but by the time he faced cust for the third time he was at ~105 pitches (meaning he was toast after the 6th at best regardless) AND easy heat was already warm. i appreciate ozzie giving guys a long rope, but not as much in a place where winning doesn’t come easy and a better option was already warm.
the second pitching issue is bringing ramirez in to start the 9th, even though jenks was warm, because the sox no longer had the lead. we’ve been over the use of jenks in high-leverage, non-save situations before, so that’s all i’m going to say there.
finally, like you, i don’t understand why they didn’t intentionally walk suzuki to at least set up a double play or attempt to induce a strike out or pop out from a far inferior hitter in patterson. moreover, why not do it with ramirez still in the game to face patterson?
oh well, just another game and there’s another chance today. hopefully more missile shots from q! to follow.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on
Aug 16, 2008 11:35 AM CDT
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At what point in the season is it not "just another game"?
It was a huge game because the Sox need as big of a lead as they can get before they face the Twins for three games at the Twinkiedome in the last week of the season. I think we all know how those three games are going to go…
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 16, 2008 11:40 AM CDT
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what are we supposed to do? be pissed off all weekend because the white sox lost a baseball game?
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on
Aug 16, 2008 11:43 AM CDT
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yes. the white sox should never lose baseball games.
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
by larry on
Aug 16, 2008 12:00 PM CDT
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nostradamus, huh. yeah, i guess so. i guess those reading classes just aren't helping, eh, ssh.
Sure…
Like I said, put him up against the A’s or the Royals (and the attendant mediocre crowd), and he’s just fine.
It’s not just the game situation. It’s the whole atmosphere.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 9, 2008 1:59 PM CDT
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
by larry on
Aug 16, 2008 12:41 PM CDT
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well fuck tonight....i'm pissed...
don’t feel like finishing the writeup on vazquez….i’ll do a duel post with vazquez and buehrle at some point this weekend….but this loss is god damn fucking horsecock shitballs
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 16, 2008 12:52 AM CDT 0 recs
Here's the good news:
(Which isn’t easy to find after today)
The Sox come back home after this 3-game trip of death and Minnesota goes on a 14-game road trip because of the Republican National Convention. The Twins aren’t exactly a stellar road team, so if the Sox ever want to put some distance between themselves and the Twins, it’ll be in the next few weeks.
Will...I...be...able...to...play...softball...tomorrow?
Oh, no, Mr. Scioscia. At this time tomorrow, you'll barely be able to breathe.
by UribeAuction on Aug 16, 2008 1:24 AM CDT 0 recs
If the Twins fall back it will be
only thing the Republicans are good for
by 815Sox on
Aug 16, 2008 2:37 AM CDT
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You are so funny. Please regale us with more of your incredible wit.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on
Aug 16, 2008 11:06 AM CDT
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Ooooooh
someone’s clinging to their suburban upbringing
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Aug 16, 2008 12:38 PM CDT
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So I talked shit about the Republicans
Go cry about it in the corner. And if you voted for Bush (which wouldn’t surprise me being a fan of the colts so most likely from Indiana) then fuck you for being and idiot
by 815Sox on
Aug 16, 2008 1:02 PM CDT
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yeah, reardenmettle, fuck you for being.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on
Aug 16, 2008 1:04 PM CDT
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whoops
but that works… fuck you for existing reardenmettle
by 815Sox on
Aug 16, 2008 1:04 PM CDT
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fuck you for being and idiot
oh, the irony.
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
by larry on
Aug 16, 2008 1:04 PM CDT
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not quite.
but i recall something about rocks and glass houses. and i’m not sure why people get so upset over a little bit of ribbing in response to their own ribbing.
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
by larry on
Aug 16, 2008 1:13 PM CDT
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I'm not upset
Just joking around, don’t take yourself so seriously
by 815Sox on
Aug 16, 2008 1:25 PM CDT
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i'm not talking about what you wrote to me.
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
by larry on
Aug 16, 2008 1:30 PM CDT
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No, that's Chicago Pete
RIP.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on
Aug 16, 2008 1:32 PM CDT
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paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
by larry on
Aug 16, 2008 1:35 PM CDT
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And in a school zone, too.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on
Aug 16, 2008 1:39 PM CDT
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I kinda forgot how awesome this dude was
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2_y_bh-p0Y
Really good friends with Wade Boggs
by 815Sox on
Aug 16, 2008 2:36 PM CDT
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OT: Please tell me somebody else is watching Olympic Power-Walking...
by CWSKeith on Aug 16, 2008 1:38 AM CDT 0 recs
that was some hilarious shit lolz
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on
Aug 16, 2008 12:07 PM CDT
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That sucked
Seriously…
I had a Cubs fan tell me “I’m sorry for that and you” tonight after that walkoff
by 815Sox on Aug 16, 2008 1:54 AM CDT 0 recs
who's going to start
the chicago committee to impeach octavio dotel?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 16, 2008 7:40 AM CDT 0 recs
How about we impeach the coaching staff...
for letting our pitchers pump fastball after fastball to Jack Cust, when it’s the only damn pitch he can hit?
According to game day…
91 MPH fastball from Floyd to Cust = single
92 MPH fastball from Floyd to Cust = walk
92 MPH fastball from Floyd to Cust = homer
94 MPH fastball from Dotel = homer
In the entire game, Cust saw a total of 1 slider, 2 changeups, 3 curveballs, and a whopping 14 fastballs.
Cust’s two homers were both on 0-2 counts and every pitch in those two AB’s was a fastball. Both homers came on 0-2 pitches right over the middle of the plate. Essentially, 0-2 meatballs.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 16, 2008 7:52 AM CDT
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Point well taken.
Comments, crew?
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on
Aug 16, 2008 8:14 AM CDT
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Something else that made no sense...
With a runner on third base and only one out, why the hell didn’t Ozzie IBB Suzuki to make the double play a possibility? Patterson was due up and I know he has the speed to break up a DP but he will also strike out on bad pitches just like his brother. Ozzie fears Eric Patterson as much as Matt Stairs. Also, Cox waving Anderson home from first base on a throw that got away was so hilariously stupid.
Some awful managing last night.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 16, 2008 8:32 AM CDT
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He was barely out...
and that was BA’s fault for gawking at the ball as he rounded second, anyway.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on
Aug 16, 2008 10:40 AM CDT
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I fell asleep after the 5th...and yet somehow I suspected I would awake to this.
I know reliever performance is considered volatile from year-to-year, but the Sox bullpen has been volatile from week-to-week. It’s very frustrating. It’s hard for me to hate Dotel (although I am working on that) — I mean, consider what the pen would look like without his signing — but I have never seen a guy with stuff this good, whom other teams can’t hit .200 against have blow up like he does. He has a .194 BAA, a 75/24 K/BB ratio and yet a 3.46 ERA. He’s the Javier Vazquez of relief pitchers.
by hitlesswonder on Aug 16, 2008 8:43 AM CDT 0 recs
plenty of blame to share
I know we hit lots of dingers, but how often do we see this team score (3 in the first) and then go into hibernation for 5 or 6 innings?
by RoyEgan on Aug 16, 2008 8:55 AM CDT 0 recs
Seems like a lot.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 16, 2008 9:08 AM CDT
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lol
“seems”. you crazy fucks crack me up.
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
by larry on
Aug 16, 2008 10:19 AM CDT
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Crazy fucks?
It’s getting down to crunch time and the Sox just blew a game and their lead over the Twins to one of the worst teams in the A.L.
I’m still waiting for the Twins to stop winning…
Any day now…
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 16, 2008 10:26 AM CDT
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i'm confused about how any of what you wrote has to do with what i wrote.
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
by larry on
Aug 16, 2008 10:35 AM CDT
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not all of us respond to 'what you wrote'...
egomaniacal asshole.
by RoyEgan on
Aug 16, 2008 11:00 AM CDT
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lol.
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
by larry on
Aug 16, 2008 11:04 AM CDT
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probably shouldn't use the 'reply' button then, huh.
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
by larry on
Aug 16, 2008 11:04 AM CDT
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you started it.
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
by larry on
Aug 16, 2008 11:08 AM CDT
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...but you felt compelled to attack.
That’s your m.o. It’s okay, though…this need to be provocative and draw attention to yourself. It’s part of the show here on SSS.
by RoyEgan on
Aug 16, 2008 11:14 AM CDT
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attack who?
ssh makes me laugh. his lack of perspective is hilarious.
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
by larry on
Aug 16, 2008 11:17 AM CDT
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on this we can both agree
…but that is life’s rich pageant.
by RoyEgan on
Aug 16, 2008 11:18 AM CDT
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Lack of perspective?
I watch almost every Sox game and I do in fact notice that the Sox offense goes dead for innings in a row. It’s frustrating.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 16, 2008 11:43 AM CDT
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You're opinion is as valid as the next bonehead's...
…which doesn’t exactly mirror Larry’s (or mine), but I would encourage you to carry on. I like reading what u say. A lotta guys go off on u, but that’s only because u strike nerves.
by RoyEgan on
Aug 16, 2008 11:55 AM CDT
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and this phenomenon you've observed
how does it compare to, like, every other baseball team ever?
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
by larry on
Aug 16, 2008 12:03 PM CDT
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all but 2008 cubs and twins, and the teams ssh had a boner for last year.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on
Aug 16, 2008 12:46 PM CDT
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If emotional range were defensive range...
…you’d be Ken Griffey Jr. with a sprained ankle.
That’s how I interpreted “crazy” anyway.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on
Aug 16, 2008 10:36 AM CDT
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And if I was a fan like you guys...
no loss would piss me off and there would be excuses to be made for everything.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 16, 2008 11:44 AM CDT
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caring so much just means you're going to get hurt. :-(
seriously, though, don’t you find it even a little bit scary that how the white sox perform on a day-to-day basis affects your mood more than it probably affect the players?
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on
Aug 16, 2008 11:46 AM CDT
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Getting angry makes them play better! Grrrrrr!
Never really saw the point in getting enraged over something I can’t control. At the end of the day, the Sox aren’t going to give a crap whether I’ve had a good day, so I try to keep the feelings as mutual as possible. Unless it’s the playoffs.
I love baseball, I love the process, I love it when it works, find it interesting when it fails. I’d rather spend more time trying to figure out why something happened and move on, and if that’s “making excuses,” well I’m thankful for the lower blood pressure.
I just don’t see much purpose in rehashing failures everybody saw and punching them up with various invectives. Failure’s interesting.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on
Aug 16, 2008 12:03 PM CDT
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baseball is a nice distraction now and again.
It’s nice to have a life though.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on
Aug 17, 2008 2:42 AM CDT
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Its just a game
and a distraction/diversion/entertainment.
Failure is a part of any sport, and it just makes you appreciate the wins that much more. But I’ve never seen that much sense in getting so pissed off about a loss.
Besides, I like to look at the positive side. Last year I wasn’t even paying attention to the Sox because they were out of it so early. But here we are playing meaningful baseball in mid-August! That’s fun!
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on
Aug 16, 2008 12:19 PM CDT
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The end of August...
Scott Linebrink (shoulder) made 70 throws from 150 feet on Friday afternoon.
“I guess it’s a good sign because we’re working to the end, getting everything firing again,” he said. Linebrink will have a similar workout on Saturday. He’s not expected back before the end of August.
Source: WhiteSox.mlb.com
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 16, 2008 10:12 AM CDT
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Well...it's only a couple of weeks.
For sure Linebrink’s September health will be a huge factor during the stretch run.
by stanchar on
Aug 16, 2008 12:09 PM CDT
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It keeps getting pushed back though
Thats the worrisome part.. I’m afraid at the end of August its gonna be “next week guys”
by 815Sox on
Aug 16, 2008 1:04 PM CDT
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On the positive side
We just went through a full trip of the rotation and no starter gave up more than 2 runs.
And before you say “well, most of those games were against KC” remember that KC absolutely pasted us the last time we saw them.
I think once we escape Oakland the Sox could be gearing up to go on a run.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 16, 2008 12:17 PM CDT 0 recs

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on
Aug 16, 2008 12:20 PM CDT
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pretty sure he's calling you a homer?
but i think that applies to anyone of us that spend way too much time posting on this site
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
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