Game #125: WhiteSox (70-53) vs. Mariners (46-77)
by The Cheat on Aug 18, 2008 6:15 PM CDT
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this thread is like a menstrual cycle:
better late than never.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
chi's got as much patience as alexei.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
you know who would've been 1 hour on the dot
and laughed at the bitching (in all due respect, clearly).
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
i like how you always try to get a comment up on the game thread before you go to bed.
and therefore i understand why you must be annoyed at cheat for the thread not being up until 6:15.
if we’re gonna stay up until all hours of the night…
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
You miss Wiz, don't ya?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I think that's what he was getting at.
Don’t we all?
Glad to see you back, opos.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Like shingles, I never completely disappear
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
That's a good slogan to have.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
yes, and he would have told me who was televising too
Whats the latest forecast?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
Good picture
except the pants aren’t down around the ankles, and the hands aren’t in the elastic waitstband of the boxers. I demand complete accuracy.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Duhh MM. Everyone knows this is my dad.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, dad.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
WU is still at Denny's and the kids
are finishing their grilled cheese and chocolate milks.
This place is so peacefull it feels like Sox Machine. Btw, a really nice place to visit and have a lemonade.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
can't blame the guy for wanting one more grand slam breakfast before he gets 'caned.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
oh yeah? well i had sex with your port slut.
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
hey larry, the ocean called
they’re running outta shrimp.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 18, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
how did I get dragged into this?
I just meandered in here all innocent-like, having been gone from the site most of the day.
sheeesh.
No love.
Or…too much love. I can’t tell.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
it ain't love with larry unless the hours are billable.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
ba-zing!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
in this case, the only question is who's billing who.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I work hard for my money.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty soon the kids will be all over the lawn
and trampling the flowers. And who the hell is Carl the Weatherman?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
Kids = Hurricane Force Winds?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 18, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beckham removed from last night’s game; not in lineup today; likely injured; all is lost.
http://www.intimidatorsbaseball.com/clubhouse/statistics.asp?stats=g_box&gid=2008_08_18_kanafx_hicafx_1
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
I'M JUUUUUUUUUUUMMPPPPPPPPPPPINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG TO THE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
I missed all three weekend games because I was in Lost Angeles.
I want the game to start now.
Why so serious?
well then
you missed what may have been my best post ever
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
It was. And it will be. Forever.
May as well hang ’em up now.
I saw an advertisement for a chocolate chip cookie company that said, "Changing the world, one chip at a time." And I thought of you. Changing the world, one chip at a time. Chip, chip, chip, chip.
You're beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Sox Machine
guess i peaked early
I will be missing the next 2 games on here though
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
hey Jim! Maybe a little nip of vodka
in the lemonade next time?
Thx.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
It's hard to find good help.
I saw an advertisement for a chocolate chip cookie company that said, "Changing the world, one chip at a time." And I thought of you. Changing the world, one chip at a time. Chip, chip, chip, chip.
You're beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Sox Machine
How about an encore for those of us who missed your genius?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
oooh ooh!
I have it bookmarked.
And I’m on the mailing list.
changeisbeautiful.net
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't know wu
i’d feel like i’m living off of one post
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
It's ok, I'll re-post it til the end.
Ride or die, n***a!
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
A lot of people would kill to be a God for a few minutes
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Fuck.
That was amazing.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 18, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
May as well milk it, because it's all you got
Consider yourself Benny Mardones.
I saw an advertisement for a chocolate chip cookie company that said, "Changing the world, one chip at a time." And I thought of you. Changing the world, one chip at a time. Chip, chip, chip, chip.
You're beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Sox Machine
That was a response to U-God, damnit.
I saw an advertisement for a chocolate chip cookie company that said, "Changing the world, one chip at a time." And I thought of you. Changing the world, one chip at a time. Chip, chip, chip, chip.
You're beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Sox Machine
Luckily, it's early enough that you don't really need the reply button.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I just did the calculus required to determine gross sales for Alexei
50 shirts? 50? Goddamn, that’s depressing.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
More than that.
Not much, but I cracked that barrier.
I saw an advertisement for a chocolate chip cookie company that said, "Changing the world, one chip at a time." And I thought of you. Changing the world, one chip at a time. Chip, chip, chip, chip.
You're beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Sox Machine
It's said with love!
I saw an advertisement for a chocolate chip cookie company that said, "Changing the world, one chip at a time." And I thought of you. Changing the world, one chip at a time. Chip, chip, chip, chip.
You're beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Sox Machine
O
Well then I can say with sincerity that not all of us can be as good at this as some that have their own websites and talents with photoshop
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Get a room, you two
This site is going to the poofs, I tell ya. Toodner and SoB, Jim and U-God, larry and…larry. Thank the Christ for MM.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
AMEN! The glue that holds this site and that baby Jesus bong together.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
*Toonder*
Sorry, the gale force winds are blowing my letters around.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
What's your excuse every other day of the year?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
hemorrhoids.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
That's the best you got, you POS?
Tie score, and you are commenting on bullshit? Weak, weak, weak.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
That's your best comeback?
did you get hit in the head with a 2×4 blowing in that CF gale?
I just got here fer chrissakes.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
Sites that nobody visits or sees.
(Do I have to make fun of myself here? Geeeeez.)
I saw an advertisement for a chocolate chip cookie company that said, "Changing the world, one chip at a time." And I thought of you. Changing the world, one chip at a time. Chip, chip, chip, chip.
You're beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Sox Machine
ba-zing?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
You are getting more play off one post
than he gets in a week of cogent, thoughtful, creative, damn funny analysis. And he’s in upstate NY, so you know he has few outlets other than shooting coyotes, bears, or lost tourists.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
and Jim served lemonade!
maybe with a nip of vodka next time?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
WHY IS MLB.TV BLACKING OUT THIS GAME?
Anyone else?
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
'Cause you're in Seattle?
I saw an advertisement for a chocolate chip cookie company that said, "Changing the world, one chip at a time." And I thought of you. Changing the world, one chip at a time. Chip, chip, chip, chip.
You're beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Sox Machine
Yeah, but that doesn't mean my boyfriend wants to watch the game.
I should still be able to get this shit on my mac!
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Sharpest tool in he shed, Chi?
Nyet. Hopefully she’s the “cute” one.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Funny you should mention that.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
she's still very young.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
The hell?
I thought Buehrle had an issue with depth perception.
I saw an advertisement for a chocolate chip cookie company that said, "Changing the world, one chip at a time." And I thought of you. Changing the world, one chip at a time. Chip, chip, chip, chip.
You're beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Sox Machine
cabrera you have to be on the fucking bag dickwad
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Not an unearned run, Mark.
I saw an advertisement for a chocolate chip cookie company that said, "Changing the world, one chip at a time." And I thought of you. Changing the world, one chip at a time. Chip, chip, chip, chip.
You're beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Sox Machine
POS
game ovah
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
FACT: THE WHITE SOX STILL HAVE FIGHT LEFT IN THEM
FACT: WE HAVE Q!
FACT: THEY DO NOT
Why so serious?
FACT: THIS GAME IS OVAH
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
FACT: SO IS YOUR LOVE LIFE
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 18, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
FACT: CHANGE IS BEAUTIFUL
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
FACT: I KNOWZ DAT IS Y I BASEMENT BLOG
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
QUESTION: DO U LIEKE MUDKIPZ
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 18, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
reminds me of a great song by the minutemen
fuck the facts
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
And here comes the Twins fellatio.
I saw an advertisement for a chocolate chip cookie company that said, "Changing the world, one chip at a time." And I thought of you. Changing the world, one chip at a time. Chip, chip, chip, chip.
You're beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Sox Machine
it's like our punishment as sox tv viewers when the sox play bad.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
fuck damnit
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Helps to tag with possession of the ball, OC
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
This has happened to MB all year..
Someone fucks up a routine play and he starts to throw BP rest of the game.
Hawk's crankers!
I saw an advertisement for a chocolate chip cookie company that said, "Changing the world, one chip at a time." And I thought of you. Changing the world, one chip at a time. Chip, chip, chip, chip.
You're beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Sox Machine
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
awesome hawk, right there.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
and this is where you die ;)
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
oh my god! it's washburn!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
is there a mlb slaughter rule? we are done for!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
speaking of... anyone see that 12 strikeout perfect game in the little league ws?
12-0 slaughter rule after 4 innings. at least make the guy go 7 if you’re gonna call it perfect.
isn't 12 year old ball still 6 innings long? for little league, i mean.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
ownt
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
D-bag
Start hanging around the middle school yards and you’d know that, Troop.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Weren't you there?
I mean, aren’t you Ted Koppel?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
this song practically writes itself
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
i'm gonna take the under
but only because i don’t think he’s on tonight
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Tomorrow counts too, though, after we lose to Washburn.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 18, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
That, and it's no longer possible.
But if he were available, hot damn, it wouldn’t stop.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
he'll be here when the Sox are down a bit more.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
don't tell him!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
damn washburn would look really good in that sox uni
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
better in a Twinks uni
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
Commence the Washburn no-hitter
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
24 more outs
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
what's with the delay (on gameday at least)?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
Playing Seattle.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
"Aw OC, I didn't mean to yell at you."
“I just get a little mad, that’s all. I’m sorry, baby.”
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Shoot, I'm gonna watch Fatal Attraction on AMC
I dig crazy, homicidal women. (Was that redundant?)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
all fun and games until they seek spousal support...
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
no, you're ok.
Crazy is different than homicidal.
Oh, you mean crazy and women.
Yeah, a bit redundant. Clean it up, pos.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
who the hell was it who jinxed buehrle earlier?
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
Some managers might have taken Alexei out of the game for making a stupid play like he did in the first inning.
Why so serious?
i think she's referencing Maddon
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
she?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
She?
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
(I felt left out.)
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
who is the she in that sentence
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 18, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably meant to say "thinks"
Yeah, thats probably it.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 18, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
They're really milking this "Miguel Cairo: Contact Hitter Supreme" angle.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Well everyone can thank Javy for going 8 yesterday
Bullpen will have to deal with the tough atmosphere tonight.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
TADAHITO ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, TADAHITO ?!?
anyone remember that gem?
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 18, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions
Was that the imfamous
“Graceful fall” when he threw the ball from 3 inches off the ground like a Ninja?
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 18, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
no, it was the one where iguchi dediced to walk to home from third on what was a basehit or sac fly, i forget exactly as i don't remember anything past 2007
it was great though. classic hawk spaz attack.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 18, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
leadoff double and nothing to show for it? sox pathetic.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
Which is why we will storm the beaches of Normandy for the win tonight.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Are you just making a prediction?
Or commenting on the last inning?
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 18, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope the last inning....
for once, I am watching the game up to speed, as far as I know.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
last inning. gameday is slow, not fast. ;-)
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
We'll see if we can improve on SEA's suckitude
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
we know hawk. we saw it and you haven't stopped talking about it since.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Cancel the postgame show
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
so what's the sentiment right now on paulie coming thru here?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
pretty sure mine will be gone once i'm back in champaign this week
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Close enough?
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Helllll yes! That's what.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Whatever the outcome of this game
there will be some unpleasant gloating on the site
Take your pick, SoB, SSH, or KenWo
AIM: SouthSideCheat
truer words have never been spoken.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
oooh. the drama.
will ssh embrace the awesomeness of the white sox offense to ’splain it away?
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
and what about the outcome of washburn's start? no matter what.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
doez we winz cuz that?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
his ops is looking very sexy this month
if swish can pick it up, ozzie will be less reliant to use jr in a starting role
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions
You make your own luck
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
OT: apparently i'm required to buy a wii and wii fit... the fuck is that shit still sold out everywhere after two years?
anyone know a non-painful way to get it for retail?
So tell her to go get one herself!
Where are your balls, man?
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
gold-plated, tops. you're out the same dough regardless. not to mention she'll find somebody who DOES like to wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
you have to find out when they're getting a shipment
might have to wait in line before opening. my mom wanted one and had to scout it out and send me for pick-up
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
thats what it looks like
ugg. amazon has some ‘text me when you get them’ thing, i’ll see what that does for a few weeks. probably end up getting them off ebay like MM if i have to do any real work.
try calling your local best buy
worked for us
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
i bought one back in november off ebay, but i paid more than face.
though i’m sure christmas-time forced prices up.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
DJ INTERVIEW TIME!
Thrill as he asks a question that’s not really a question!
Brace for words that aren’t words!
Gasp as he says something vaguely inappropriate!
You’ll pay for the whole seat, but YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE OF IT!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 18, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
we all do.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
somebody's been watching sesame street. ;-)
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
i ain't no pinko, i don't watch that communist crap
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I still can't find it
/rimshot
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
i couldn't tell you what's going on in the game but i now know steve stone had hepatitis at 21 years of age. and so do you.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 18, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions
he didn't elaborate, but he did note it is preventing him from giving blood.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 18, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
rightfully so. i would 'assume' its hep b
with hep c, major risk factors are idu or msm
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
He woke up in a tub of ice without one of his, once
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
it was kind of funny, they have some lady on the air yapping about a blood drive
and farmer blurts out that he can’t give blood, followed by stone saying the same. probably not the endorsement she was looking for.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 18, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
He probably had whichever one is the STD.
He’s a piiiiiiiiiiiiiimp.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 18, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
He has a coin flip's chance of winning
Or losing.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
he's a loser. winners win and losers lose. gavin floyd is a winner on days after the white sox lose. all other days, he is a loser.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I hear he's a noce guy
No cross words for anyone.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Goddammit, *nice*
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Stupid hurricane
pwnd
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
wu, does your response appear before my response to your typo comment?
i got mine first, but your says 8:00 and mine says 8:01.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
It appears after
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
odd.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
andres nocioni?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
that made the crossword-solving area of my brain cry.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't understand how a loser this doth make.
I do crosswords daily.
Am….am…..am….I a loser?
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
doth?
loser.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Well, if Cowley says so.....
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
u know he was originally a bad guy?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Interesting, I never knew that one
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
true
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1DlNbXviQQ
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Juannie quite the gazelle at 3rd
if by “gazelle” you mean “elephant butt”.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i really hope the sox go deep into the playoffs, because the bears are gonna be so fucking bad.
kyle orton? are you fucking serious?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
like comparing horseshit to elephant shit.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
and at least the elephant shit has a chance of dancing a jig once in a while.
i’d rather stare at that for 17 weeks
I did not know that about eleephant shit
I must stare more often.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
They don't have an O-line so anyone they trot out there is going to be brutal
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 18, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
to me the line is all that matters in football.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
The O-line is like the O-ring on the Challenger
It seems like a simple thing, but without it, the whole thing explodes.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 18, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
He's a Boilermaker, all right.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Dodgers just traded for Greg Maddux
With all these pitchers on the market, you would figure we might try and grab one considering our desperate need for a 5th starter!
Yeah, I was just there (LA and SD).
It’s not that great. But Petco Park is a palace.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 18, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't know about that
i haven’t lived out there mind you, but i’m considering seattle and bay area
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you say you were considering a post-doc at UC Berkeley?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
yeah, i know some folks over there
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Parole officer?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
no, he went to SJ State
but my lawyer went to Berkeley
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
he said he'd only not veto if it was on the left coast
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
yeah, going to LA for a conference in october
will need some recs for good time happenings down the road
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Shot 9 times, he was
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
ssh is that you?
maddux specified only willing to go to a west coast team
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Betancourt, Washburn, Johjima...
…are Hawk & DJ getting paid to say something nice about every Mariner?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Creates anticipation and thus attendance goes through the effin' roof!
Mo’ money, mo’ money, mo’ money!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Figures....
Oakland off to a 3-0 lead, but J. Duchscherer leaves early with an injury and now it’s K. Sarloos. Fuck…..
are the corners in?
i’d prefer that they not be.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Wheels...coming...off...the MB express
stan shows up, 3 consecutive hits. Coincidence?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Dammit Raul.
I really hate that guy when he isn’t fucking the Twins in the ass.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
You use your fingers purdier than a $20 whore
But no one is binging you home to Mama talkin’ like that, HSA.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
That's because I'm a $30 whore.
And I’ve had several gentlemen bing me home to Mama.
At least that’s what they called it.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
hi-yo!
is chiburb still here?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I think you guys will end up together, then apart,
then together, then apart. Really fast, over and over.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
at $30 bucks i'd be a fool not to!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
BA-ZING!!!
fucking gold.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
nice work
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
this is a big at-bat right here.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
/looking in your direction.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Shades up or down at the Batcave tonight, MM?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
staying in a corporate suite for the night. shades up. enjoying a different view.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Like Watergate?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
ironically, yes.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
what the fuck you lookin' at, you lookin' at me?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
why did hellen keller's dog run away
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
you'd run away too if your name was balrkayafshg
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Why did Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
...So she could moan with her right!
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Still one of my all-time favorites.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
mark buerhle pulling some maddux shit right there
walking balentien to get to kj. he’s a winner, he knows how to win games
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions
He's losing
He’s given up 4 runs in 5 innings. He’s crafty.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
substitute maddux with moyer
there you go
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Was that last pop up one of the infield fly rule variety?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
like a pop up, in the infield?
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Just didn't remember the specifics of the infield fly rule
So sue me…or don’t…considering you’re a lawyer and all.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
hoodlight?
regards
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Washburn accomplishes the impossible
walks Uribe
yeah.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
He's dead - it's OK
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
til he zombies back
only way to make him more frightening
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Crede update.....
Out of the Charlotte lineup again….sore vagina.
you've obviously dealt with back pain issues before.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
btw, if you really did mean his vagina hurts, i take back my snotty remark.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow - WTF was that?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Walk to Uribe, homer by O-Cab, AJ advances a base on a pitched ball, coin toss lands on its side.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 18, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Toonder and SoB playing patty cake
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
change is beautiful.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Always with the fuckin' recap - you are efficient, AEG
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
new thread quick
must help mvp chances
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
California, here we come
Right back where we started from. Californiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, here we coooooooooooooooooooooooooooome
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 18, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Little Leaguers....
please don’t watch a replay of AJ’s baserunning fundamentals….
What the fuck do you think you're doing
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
like a greek god!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Always the subtle gaying it up, MM
Who’s squirting lotion on you tonight, Spartacus?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
not telling!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Off topic....
What do we think happens with Crede in ’09? Back on a 1 year deal with heavy incentives or bye-bye or out of baseball?
he of the 643 ops against batista?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
he of the .293 .446 1.007 in august
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
yes, that's him
was having fun with the baseball reference game preview
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
The Wrath of Paul is upon thee
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
pk acting like he really wanted that at-bat.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Force at all bases
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Ibb to set up the hbp to set up the 1B.
Them M’s is a cagey bunch.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 18, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
BTW...Mr. Batista makes 8 million dollars
another Bill Bavasi special
Night in the ruts?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Seems you’ve scouted the white sox.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 18, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
woo-hoo
never-ending rally. If only OC hadn’t homered, he really could have started something.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
New thread? This is getting SLOW.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Dye with a run, Swisher with an RBI
I CAN’T STAND IT
Why so serious?
Batista didn't do to well against Castro
…so how’s he gonna do against CHE?
by IceColdFalstaff on Aug 18, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions
Alexei finally found a hole.
That mound conference was terrific. Solved plenty o’ problems there.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Guess they'll try it again.
Hopefully with similar results as last time.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 18, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
bases clogged to the max!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Seriously, they had a mound conference...
…and the consensus is a first-pitch fastball?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
doesn't jose vidro own the majority of their dh at-bats this season?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I'm salivating.
Moar runs, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm tasty runs.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
I give all credit for this rally to Southpaw
Nobody wants to walk back to the dugout and brave his toe-curling stench
by IceColdFalstaff on Aug 18, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions
So what exactly does one say to Miguel Batista if one is a pitching coach?
Stop being not good? Have more ability? Make it so that some of them there good things happen while you’re out there kthxbai?
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 18, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
check out pic #9
poor juan. guy eating something, no matter the skin color, equals fat juan.
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/team/player_gallery/player_gallery.html?346874
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 18, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
Uribe has been seeing the ball as well as I can ever remember. 2005esque. Even though he failed here.. he’s still looking at more pitches then I can remember in a very long time.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 18, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
Uribe such a bad hitter, hits .287 with the bases load, Cabrera very average hitter, hits .215 with the bases loaded.
What is that about?
by Grinder in Training on Aug 18, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions
9 hits. 9 runs.
good thing we don’t only hit all singles.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
i don't believe in curses, jinxes, superstitions but to
note, oak up 3-0 top of the 7th.
i only believe in the lawd almighty Q
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions
Tough to hit against Duscherererererer then Saaaaaaaaaaaarloooooooooooos.
The sheer number of e’s, r’s, a’s and o’s is quite disorienting.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 18, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Game thread #2, Cheat?
kthxbaiiiii!
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
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