Game #125: Gamethread #2
by The Cheat on Aug 18, 2008 8:46 PM CDT
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PrintI didn't want to start a new thread until that rally ended, lest I be accused of being a jinx. Big inning puts the Sox up a bunch.
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Carl "Stormy" Weathers?
Father to David? That Carl?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
It moved, again
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
EVERYONE, BACK TO THE LAST THREAD, QUICK!
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 18, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions
One of the funniest lines ever
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
classic simpsons is classic television.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
oh no. Carl, what have you done?
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
Question for the old-timers on SSS, did Steve Perry get the Carl Weathers treatment
in 2005??
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions
BAzzled in the Azzle?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
gotta get creative, everyone knows panthro was based on him
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
You may have set your own bar too high
by Grinder in Training on Aug 18, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
just change your name to Griffey and get it over with
by Grinder in Training on Aug 18, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Seattle can come back, you know
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Plays a mean game of "pepper"
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
let me tell ya a lil' story 'bout a contact hitta',
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Nessie still up?
Pencil him in for the 5th.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Oh, Mandingo!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
You can certainly find them, sir. I salute you.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 18, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you standing at attention yet?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
we still should have traded for wasburn
so he wouldn’t have had his ass whooped tonight by us, heehee
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions
"an inch or two deeper, inch or two deeper." --hawk
no idea what they were talking about but that caught my ear.
holy shit. you did not.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 18, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
apollo creed is a character. carl weathers is an icon.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Q! needs to keep that OPS up.
a single is all he could muster tonight?
Why so serious?
It is quite possible that Q will hit the ball 500 feet against this ... pitcher.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 18, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions
Huston Street entered the game in the 7th inning...
Why so serious?
and on to the 8th.
would be oh so sweet for them to lose the last home series before a 14 game road trip.
Fook
OT – Tdogg looking puky tonight – Rays up 6-4 over Halos.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
he and the rays haven't seen eye to eye in quite some time.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
This guy ain't bad.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
sox score 10, you score 10
you obese americans, buggering up your hotdogs and hamburgers.
regards
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
is that what was missing?
i was channeling hoodlight, obv.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i would never eat white castle sober.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
For reals!
WTF are you thinking, Trooper?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
wtf, is whitecastle is prejudice against the northshore?
i ain’t driving west of 94 or south of lake-cook for 10 free burgers. racists.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 18, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
goddamn twins are on the attack
one on no out, streets out ziegler’s in
by IceColdFalstaff on Aug 18, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions
You forgot the worst part ...
Punto up.
Surrender Dorothy.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 18, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
GODDAMN MAUER
someone shut off the air supply to that bubble up there
by IceColdFalstaff on Aug 18, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
no.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
if it's charged an error, ain't a home run.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm going to make like SSH and monitor that game for awhile for curiosity's sake
hoping curiosity won’t kill the cat
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
paulie takes third on that ball, too.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Post o' the night
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
ziegler's magic = masset.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
Did I mention I'm wearing the shirt?
Though Che is turning into Ron Santo with his un-clutch HR’s.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
if you were a real fan, you'd get that shit inked.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Wife and daughter are Yids - not allowed
So with Longoria out for a bit, does anyone think Chelexei has a shot at ROY?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
no.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Buzz-effin'-kill
A man can dream, can’t a man?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
so alexei = your dream, longoria = your fantasy?
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 18, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Well said
And a 2008 WS Championship = My Blue Heaven
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
As it is, when you are 50+ the ink-to-sag time is too small
If I were your age I’d have it stenciled on my cranium.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
on your member, and scream 'here comes the cuban missle' while chasing 15 year old girls around chucky-cheese with pants at ankles
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 18, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Mmmmmmmm - Chucky Cheese
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Uribe, 2 walks in 1 game.
There is no exaggerated comedic metaphor for this — in fact, this is itself pretty much the ultimate exaggerated comedic metaphor.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 18, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
It has happened before this year, IIRC
Now, Che, I’m not so certain.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
alexei seems to have trouble with the running and reaching down for the balls.
is that a too tall for that thing or just something he needs work on?
alexei has that ops over 0.800
i’ll take that annually for the duration of his contract
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions
i think its okay if ibanez hits a 2-run homer here
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2009 White Sox keystone combination
Chelexei Getz.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I just pressed Q to scroll down, not Z
Why so serious?
Should have that changed in honor of his greatness.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 18, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
he aims for the top of the wall.
to get maximal pitcher depression.
by Trooper on Aug 18, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Q the fat lady
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
who know how q! do the voodoo that q! do so well?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Hedley Lamar makes his appearance!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Am I the only one that would be fine with Anderson starting next year?
Put Swisher at first.. Konerko at a glue factory of his choice and have someone platoon with BA (BA getting the majority of the at bats except for the best right handed pitchers)
by Grinder in Training on Aug 18, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
I’m sure with the weakness of the dollar hair care products have gone up quite a bit in price.. might be necessary
by Grinder in Training on Aug 18, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I guess he is pretty unmoveable
by Grinder in Training on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
though i would love to see ba start the whole year.
i still think they make the playoffs if they leave him there in 06.
(Inhales deeply.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
It's OK - Mr. Ramirez has 7 to work with, and even squander, if he feels like it
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
So a 13-5 game is going to end quicker than a 3-2 game.
Even though the 3-2 game started 1 minute earlier.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions
Even with 5 runs and 10 hits in <6 innings
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Oh..here they come.
Lamb walks…C Gomez in to pinch run..Brendan Harris coming up.
I'm surprised they don't just start Gomez on 3rd
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 18, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Ned Yost is an idiot....
CC up 8-2 headed into ninth with 111 pitches and Yost is allowing him to throw close to 130 pitches.
Best to know your team's weakness.
Not to mention they don’t care what he looks likes after this year.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yessir!
Thank you, A’s.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
yeah, sure is nice, do we play them again?
let’s give them another ass whooping if we do…
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
stan is just starting early.
Remember the mojo.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Keep up the good work, stanchar.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions
i wouldn't mind if twins get the WC
either one of them is going to play the angels. it would be nice to have a yankee and redsox free playoffs.
I wouldn't mind either
It is just that I would mind if the Sox and Twins were both battling for the WC the rest of the season
I'd rather have the old Spanks than the young Rays
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
don't fear the rays.
sox are 3-4 down there and the rays needed 3 walkoffs to do that? not worried about anyone at home really.
Don't fight the tape, brother
Angels are killing the league and, look, the Rays are now 1/2 game behind them. With no Crawford, Longoria, or Percy. No one thought the Sox had the goods in ’05, either.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 18, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
but the sox had home field adv (not like they needed it that year)
but it sure would help this year. 1st things 1st though
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
that picture is awesome.
do you know any more info about it?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 18, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
No "regards"?
I mean, come on, it’s England, fer Chrissakes.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 18, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Scoreless pen again tonight, even
with the castoffs. We may be setting up for another nice run at year-end. And hard-luck Mark gets a win he probably didn’t deserve, so the Fates even out for a night.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
too early to think we're catching lightning in a bottle with dj?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Best mid-year pick up since Matty
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 18, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking the same thing
This is really starting to shape up nicely.. at exactly the right time. Thats what the MLB playoffs are all about…
Are you kidding? Please say yes.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 18, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope
Cameraman focused on Toby stretching out his shoulder immediately after the attempted pieing. Even Chuck Garfein mentioned it
AIM: SouthSideCheat
General Soreness saw that and raised him a torn hammy.
To prove whose boss, you know.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 18, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
ha.
I shouldn’t have fallen asleep in the 7th inning.
I missed some good stuff. :)
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Goddammit
Hope Herm can stretch him out. If not, Dara Torres’ 2 stretchers need employment.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 18, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
does ELO take run diff into account?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 18, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
No, but they used to make bitchin' records
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
Time to celebrate AHHHHHHHHHHHH
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (on the FX channel)
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that Flea?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 18, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
?
Either I missed the joke, or you’re bojangled language isn’t jiving with me.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 18, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
wu wants to sit at the kiddy table
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 18, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
haha, I saw the main article on Wikipedia
This young man’s music is much too loud, turn it down.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions
2 down
First Gio, now Washburn. Are we finished with the Washburn daily updates now?
Screw you Rays.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
Only God is perfect - well, maybe He and Q.
Chelexei is The Holy Spirit.
You’re close, though, Td. We’ll see tomorrow (CR pitches) if you are moving closer or farther away from the target.
bally’s face is melting like Icarus’ wings.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 18, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
he takes after fatty
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
i've been busy this past weekend...haven't had a chance to finish up yet...
it’ll be up tomorrow sometime
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
I realize I am geeking it up here....
but we are all in actuality.
Anyway….just took a quick gander at the schedule and realize that when we are in Baltimore we will miss their ace Jeremy Guthrie….for whatever that’s worth (probably not much).
Goodnight.
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