Game #126: WhiteSox (71-53) vs. Mariners (46-78)
by The Cheat on Aug 19, 2008 6:15 PM CDT
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yes, i can piss all over chiburb's lawn before he gets home!
"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."
i'm just waiting for hin to get here
so i can tell him to go back to hell.
brian anderson would've caught that...
why you mf'er! I am so mad right now I could spit!
why? I don’t remember, but I’m sure it was foe good reason.
Now I lay me down to sleep…
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
If you really cared, you'd take a dump on it.
Ancient symbol of disdain.
(I am dumping on your post right now.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
finally, a nice quiet place to relax.
might just pour myself a drink or two.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
foe works too
and go back to hell BuellerBoy.
See what I did there?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
no! It was Toodner.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
How many have you imbibed tonight, Grover Cleveland?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
not enough. Still seeing your posts.
too clearly.
;-)
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
thanks for reading the article assclown ;)
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
hey! I wrecked it, that should be enough. Actually
I’m saving it for my morning dump.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
A true honor, furbs.
I would take that as a compliment; that is a sacred time of day.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
of course!
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
The thong should really be implemented as standard uniform in womens beach volleyball.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions
Only women's Olympic beach volleyball
I’d hate to see it at the YMCA.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Yeah, I meant in professional sport obviously.
Just wondering, how many YMCAs have beaches though? : P
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you watching the last night of female gymnastics?
Me, too.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
If Richard is too gruesome to watch I will be.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
1st time I've agreed with a post of yours.
what were they thinking?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
What's the over/under
on Hawk’s first mention of Yaz…
I say 3rd inning
1st. "Our thoughts and prayers...."
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
He made it through the pregame stuff
couldn’t tell if the eyes looked a little puffy and red, but I’m should he’ll cinch it up and strap it down
by southsideirish on Aug 19, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
cinch it up and hunker down
sit back relax and strap it down
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Isn't it a little early in the game for that?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
i won't know unless one of you tell me.
motherfucking wciu. i didn’t really want to see felix pitch anyway.
brian anderson would've caught that...
I'm not here for most game threads, so tell me
why do those Kool Kidz treat you with such disdain?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
he made a mistake in his first vocal gamethread
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Ohhhh
It wasn’t my first game thread.
You can go back to the first game thread of the year if you want proof.
Just show up more now cause of my work schedule.
well that's why i said vocal
i know you’ve been here a while
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
He jinxed a Danks no-hitter
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Chi makes the sign of the cross
kidding (knocks on wood)
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
When we win this game
We will have matched our win total from last season.
Why so serious?
Good stat - nice
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
god damn wciu
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Indeed.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
and fucking clayton
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
he has really big teeth
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Elway and Dara Torres are his parents
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
wow ichiro held up thanks
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Why hold up Ichiro?
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions
They believe Clayton is not a threat
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
the dirty thirty!!!!
making a play!
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Swisherific.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions
i can't stand it
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
phew
I can breathe slightly easier now…I was bracing for a 3-run bomb
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Who made the error?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
clayton looked like a dadgumm tiger
when he pitched against the A’s, according to Hawk
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
fatty gets the job done
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Clayton is going to have to make some changes
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Didn't hurt him in the first
but he may want to start actually checking the baserunners before pitching
why? How many were hit hard?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
fewer than Broadway's 1st inning!
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
hooray reverse jinx!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
OC - one pitch, one out
Not a fan of Richard, is he?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
huge fan
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
indeed
wants to see him pitch again ASAP
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Where's Baines?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
posing for another statue
but the sculptor can’t figure out which is which
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
i banish you
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
for asking a rhetorical question, has SSS turned into a communist state?!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
There are no underage gymnasts
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
dude, china is communist in name my friend
that country is quickly becoming or has become the last bastion of unbridled capitalism.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
why are you still here (see above comment)
;)
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
I think it's personal.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
Just to end all this speculation that I'm new here . . .
Look at the game thread from opening day to prove that I’ve been here forever.
Ughhh, I don’t even know why I bother to prove this shit.
I guess sensitivity training is wearing off.
Wow, it’s so old . . . I even loved Masset back then
lolz...noobs ;)
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Q: Why is everyone obsessed about Carlos Quentin?
A: Carlos Quentin is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he doesn’t give a crap, but on the other hand, Carlos Quentin is very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that Carlos Quentin is always cruel or mean. What’s his problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Carlos Quentin can be mean OR totally awesome.
Coffee is for closers.
Should've taken out the guy at 2nd
He also takes pity on mere mortals if it is not a “game” situation.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
ninjas are awesome
Q: is Carlos Quentin King Ninja? or is Kenny Williams: NInja GM?
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Aug 19, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
To go into further detail:
I don’t like his arm angle. I haven’t seen any RHB remotely fooled by the slider. And I think his motion in general is going to give him command problems.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
tonight or in general?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
well i assume he would look funny every day
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
So's your Mom!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
CR looks like he's pitched 6 innings already
Deep breaths, sweat. Calm down, Mr. Ed. You have at least 3 more innings of work.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
His change has been decent so far
but these are not very good hitters.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
maybe that's why he's facing them, SSH?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
He has gotten to 2 strikes on most of the hitters
and hasn’t struck them out. Looks like his control is better than his last call-up.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
it was off the inning previous
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i'm just not excited, that's all i'm saying
i do like that he can dial it up when he wants though
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
you would think a college quarterback or pitcher in the major leagues could hit a target.
repeat ad nauseam.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 19, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions
Ever seen a Michigan quarterback?
I rest my case.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
agreed
considering the situation, that would be amazing
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Yeah and if they're shut out innings . . .
I’m gonna grab that ass in my fantasy league right a fucking way!
I kid, I kid.
johjima OPSing .578
and that is up .042 from 10 days ago.
didn’t seattle extend him for something like 3 years in the offseason?
mercy.
brian anderson would've caught that...
BWAHAHAHAHA!
At least Ichiro has a valet who speaks the lingo.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
those righties are creaming him so far.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
An aside...
Since I don’t get WCIU — I have nothing to contribute game-wise…
In the wonderful Rockford newspaper they had the starting pitcher listed as “Richard (0-2) or Poreda (0-0)”
Was this bandied about at all?
apparently none of us really get WCIU tonight either
It’s choppy like the scrambled channels from my lustful youth.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Yep
Had it in Orlando as Poreda starting today.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
they announced it last night. Paper probably put to bed early.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
che with the baseknock!
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Alexei is a wonder
it’s also a wonder why people throw things in the strike zone to him
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
dj: "maybe one day they'll name an award after him"
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Chelexei is a pumpkin, I tell you
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
The Alexei Ramirez Award
possible distinctions
skinniest player on the team
fewest pitch/pa
team photo which looks most like Tim Duncan
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Best T-shirt image
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
the general comes through
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
i like to think alexei is like a reverse cuban
where he is actually younger than his listed age. i keep thinking no way he’s 26 when i look at him.
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
11 mouths to feed wears on a man - he was 180 lbs. before becoming a father
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Cancel the buddy sitcom of you two
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
no, sorry this is tough, its not you, its me
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Break up...to make up...
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
any Yaz mention yet?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
I mentioned it at dinner tonight. Does that count?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Lotta at-em balls
Hopefull we get a few to fall in while Felix is struggling.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i figure he would've had at least 3Ks by now
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah he's not foolin anybody so far
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i haven't checked batter vs pitcher, but a good night to leave kong out?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Is the Earth still spinning on its axis?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Well, I'm not larry, but JR hadn't faced him and Konerko had a .500 OPS in something like 6 AB
You can see for yourself at baseball reference’s game preview
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
i like the idea of being gentle with him
paulie has mental issues. those are delicate matters.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Expert commentary?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
ha
technically yes
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Just messin' with you
Everyone on this site is a head case.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
and there's the yaz right there...who had 3rd inning?
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
What'd I win?
Always take the second showcase.
by southsideirish on Aug 19, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
makes sense
wanted to make sure everyone was tuned in by then…a lot of people miss the first inning or two
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Hellllooooooooo, Sox fans!
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
Blanche DuBois in the house!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Only below the waist
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Oh good, I just caught up on the rest of the thread, and come to this comment.
Such a warm greeting, Unc, thanks.
:)
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
que pasa senorita
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
mmm, nada
pero soy un hombre
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
pero yo hablando a hsa
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
the "estoy" is invisible lolz
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
safe to assume (on both accounts)
just messing since it was replied to my shalom :)
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
too lazy to scroll up a lot lolz
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Crede eats that up
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Richard made him look silly on that pitch.
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And that one to a lesser extent.
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Good spot for the 1st K
The kid looks more settled. Still a FLK (funny-looking kid).
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
That he is.. but I think that trip to the minors helped him out as much as pitching against one of the worst teams in baseball, that happens to also be left handed.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
So a good GM decision, yes?
KW earning his pay.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
"flashing plus velo" = the scoutiest phrase 've ever thought to myself
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Never too early for me to concur on that one!
Fucking Twins!
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
griffey would've had that
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
balentien's playing center?
riggleman must be wearing his bad idea jeans under those grays
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Q!!!!!
woot!
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Q like Chelexei
doesn’t try hard until he gets 2 strikes
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
That is no shit, jeevester.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
haha
Q whipped out his Hermes’ esque winged shoes and took third
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
brilliant piece of hitting
iluq
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Ingrained Russian Sexism FTW
A Russian advertising executive who sued her boss for sexual harassment lost her case after a judge ruled that employers were obliged to make passes at female staff to ensure the survival of the human race.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
MM packing his bags for Moscow as we speak
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
that is so fucking awesome!
i could not love that ruling more.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Part of Russia actually has national mating days
Birth rate’s a problem.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
me, god, that judge and the defendant all love titties.
and none of us feels one bit of shame in letting the world know.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Ichiro's call of that ball
fuckin’ mine that shit is fuckin’ mine bitch shit shit mine
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Q!!!!
he can do it all
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
he can't suck
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
And Q is 7! And Q is 7!
this monkey’s gone to heaven……
:)
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's kinda hot
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I sincerely will be singing it that way from now on.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
karma will follow
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Oh shit, you know what's even hotter about this....
Carl Skanberg.
ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
ah luvs it!
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
oh shit, not someone talented!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
No, the monkey!!
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Shit.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
here comes your man was on q101 today
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
in the name of black, deal and santiago
amen
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
indeed.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Q is a baseball player.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
wow.
i’m not worthy.
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Feels good, don't it?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
With Q it's not really a stolen base.
You can’t steal that which belongs to you by divine providence.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Feel his Q!biquity
Pass the jezynowka.
by oahu420 on Aug 19, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Say it with me: ROY
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
che more rbis
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
What's particularly awesome
Is we can look forward to about 4 more years of that.
Coffee is for closers.
Let's hang an 8-spot on him
Why so serious?
Time for Jr. to hit one
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Well it is - he just didn't do it
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I was still catching up on the thread when this happened, but I just have to say, untimely as it may seem, that Q made me giggle.
like a little girl.
oh wait.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
(veers off pathway with bike)
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whoooaaa!
heh
heh
heh
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by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
General Soreness
already got his unsuck in for the day
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I find it annoying that the Sox deadline deal makes the team worse.
Griffey really shouldn’t play unless Thome needs a day off/blows a gasket
by hitlesswonder on Aug 19, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
what do you mean?
Konerko’s OPSing 1.000 since the acquisition because he’s being pushed by Jr. That is leadership, my friend.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
You may be joking
But with my Hawk/Joe Morgan trained instincts, I feel that bringing Griffey in was like a kick in the pants to Paulie. He got his act together, and is hitting respectably for a few weeks now. Oh, and stats are used by nerds who don’t know how to play the game.
Regards
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
So let's see if the kid can hold 'em in the top
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
The stat sheet on the opposition which the producers provide to Hawk seems pretty basic
1. Hometown
2. Career numbers against White Sox (omit if not good)
3. Top comp (that also played for the ’67 Red Sox)
zoinks
it’s ok
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
this is where richard will give up a 5-spot
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
Lucky that stayed in the park
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Balentin is horrific
Who here wanted him before the season started?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
His acquisition would have been Qdundant
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
i wanted to deal dye for him last year iirc
sight unseen!
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Oh gawwwd.
I am so glad Ozzie didn’t take that email seriously.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
never sent him that one
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Thank you all for your honesty
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
besides anything seemed possible mid 07
looked like JD couldn’t catch up to a 91 mpher until the second half last year.
i think it’s about time we gave Greg Walker some credit
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did ozzie ever respond to your griffey email?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
nope
but i’m going to keep making the argument to him
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that would be pretty cool if ozzie wasted his time
talking smack with us on SSS. i figure most of us on this site have ozzie’s back.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah pretty much
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Ozzie vs KenWo vs SSH
I’d pay for that.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't recall seeing this said yet...
But ain’t the Cubs playing the Reds tonight?
Sooo…..there are currently 3 teams in Chicago for which Jr. has played.
I wonder if that is on his mind….
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
Hung another one
He’s dancin’ with Mr. D. Especially last inning. The 5th ought to be interesting.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I just can't get over the facial expressions he makes before throwing the ball
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
just popped in doolittle thanks to that little aside
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I opened itunes and went straight to. hahahaha. You better sing Q! is 7!
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU
BUT I AM UN Q FAN!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Seems like AJ/coop worked Clayton backwards this start
Start with slow stuff and bring the heat the 2nd time through the order.
Its so crazy it might just work.
Coffee is for closers.
sure, the m's are a crappy team
but this kid is growing up a bit, not getting rattled with a lead off double
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions
And the Mariners are pretty bad
A DH with a .217 average? Pass.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Do I win a parting gift
for correctly calling the inning in which Yaz got mentioned?
A flobee perhaps?
Pocket Fisherman?
He was surprisingly restrained
I thought the tears would flow Suzy Waldmyn style.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
swish!!!!
zing
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
SWISH A LISH
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
i was going to say that
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
That's one - need 3 more
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
I dunno, but it's a new one
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Well not new, it's from Oakland, but new to the site
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
rookie hazing
true fact
the pirates once made nyjer morgan dress like apollo creed
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Obligatory Carl Weathers backdoor reference
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
that's not hazing
that’s making him look awesome
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
whoa
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Did your bike go off the path there?
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Mine did.
Flowers everywhere.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah it veered a littlebit....now i have to pick them all up:(
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
that means what i think it means right?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
it depends on what you think ;)
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
yeah, probably not.
Unless you know the ways of Week 6.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
'Bout time you arrived
Your invitation get lost in the mail?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I had to catch up
I was watching the game on delay, and I always make myself look like an idiot by expressing delight about events that happened 20 minutes before.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
oooh, might be time to check out lookout landing
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I did that last night. What a sad bunch over there.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I enjoyed it
The photo on the left gets me every time.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I know, me too!!
ha. I showed that to my baseball buddy at the office.
He laughed riotously.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
The first bullet point is nice
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
lol!
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
he is laying in the weeds is kinda creepy
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
hopefully that's not like whacking your tv
hopefully that bump doesn’t get him working properly
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
fatty was booking it down the line
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Hooray for Swish!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
felix "buster" hernandez?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
humpty dumpty almost took a big fall
rounding third
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Juannie approximating Paulie speed on that one
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
little known fact: hawk looks like a serial killer with a shaved head
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 19, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions
any reason you suppose felix is still in?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
So Mariners fans don't storm Safeco and burn management alive?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I hear Oklahoma City is looking for a baseball team.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
ouuuuch.
That one hurt Seattle.
:)
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by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
That one hurt professional sports teams everywhere.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
As it should have.
horrible, horrible shit.
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by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
The Association should be ashamed it sat by and let it happen.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
There was incompetence on all sides
Though if Stern doesn’t think this will tarnish his reputation as much as the shady officiating, he’s dead wrong.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I just don't like that Sonics fans were blamed for not supporting a losing team.
That’s a lame excuse.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
and i can't believe mel stottlemeyer still has a job
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
my personal favorite disbelief is larry rothschild
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Whatever he said to Felix, it worked
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
King Felix forgot about Qing Qarlos
Why so serious?
AJ hates going over half a hunnert RBI's this soon in the year
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Offerman-like
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Imposible!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
i banish you
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
He's been reading too much SSH.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
nice
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
driving up the pitch count, nice
not that king felix needed any help
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions
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