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Game #126: WhiteSox (71-53) vs. Mariners (46-78)

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Seattle Mariners
@ Chicago White Sox

Tuesday, Aug 19, 2008, 7:11 PM CDT
U.S. Cellular Field

Felix Hernandez vs Clayton Richard

Mostly clear. Winds blowing from left to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 80.

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i'm just waiting for hin to get here

so i can tell him to go back to hell.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 19, 2008 6:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why you mf'er! I am so mad right now I could spit!

why? I don’t remember, but I’m sure it was foe good reason.

Now I lay me down to sleep…

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 6:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you really cared, you'd take a dump on it.

Ancient symbol of disdain.

(I am dumping on your post right now.)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 6:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

finally, a nice quiet place to relax.

might just pour myself a drink or two.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

foe works too

and go back to hell BuellerBoy.
See what I did there?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

in reply to Chi

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 6:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no! It was Toodner.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 6:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How many have you imbibed tonight, Grover Cleveland?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 6:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not enough. Still seeing your posts.

too clearly.

;-)

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thanks for reading the article assclown ;)

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 6:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey! I wrecked it, that should be enough. Actually

I’m saving it for my morning dump.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A true honor, furbs.

I would take that as a compliment; that is a sacred time of day.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 7:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

of course!

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The thong should really be implemented as standard uniform in womens beach volleyball.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only women's Olympic beach volleyball

I’d hate to see it at the YMCA.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 6:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, I meant in professional sport obviously.

Just wondering, how many YMCAs have beaches though? : P

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 6:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are you watching the last night of female gymnastics?

Me, too.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 6:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Richard is too gruesome to watch I will be.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 6:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1st time I've agreed with a post of yours.

what were they thinking?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What's the over/under

on Hawk’s first mention of Yaz…

I say 3rd inning

by southsideirish on Aug 19, 2008 7:04 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1st

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1st. "Our thoughts and prayers...."

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if not pre-game.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Inning?

The metric should be sentence

by 3E8 on Aug 19, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He made it through the pregame stuff

couldn’t tell if the eyes looked a little puffy and red, but I’m should he’ll cinch it up and strap it down

by southsideirish on Aug 19, 2008 7:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cinch it up and hunker down

sit back relax and strap it down

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 7:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

strap it on.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i won't know unless one of you tell me.

motherfucking wciu. i didn’t really want to see felix pitch anyway.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 19, 2008 7:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we gotta winner

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is one of those

Expect the worst and hope for the best games

I’m stoked either way

by Option27 on Aug 19, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm not here for most game threads, so tell me

why do those Kool Kidz treat you with such disdain?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he made a mistake in his first vocal gamethread

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ohhhh

It wasn’t my first game thread.

You can go back to the first game thread of the year if you want proof.

Just show up more now cause of my work schedule.

by Option27 on Aug 19, 2008 7:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well that's why i said vocal

i know you’ve been here a while

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chi makes the sign of the cross

kidding (knocks on wood)

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When we win this game

We will have matched our win total from last season.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good stat - nice

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

god damn wciu

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

froze on you too?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Indeed.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You didn't want to see that anyway

just imagine ’06 Boone Logan

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 19, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and fucking clayton

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Elway and Dara Torres are his parents

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow ichiro held up thanks

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why hold up Ichiro?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They believe Clayton is not a threat

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the dirty thirty!!!!

making a play!

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Swisherific.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i can't stand it

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

phew

I can breathe slightly easier now…I was bracing for a 3-run bomb

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

will 2 do?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who made the error?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thx.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

clayton looked like a dadgumm tiger

when he pitched against the A’s, according to Hawk

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fatty gets the job done

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

phew

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Clayton is going to have to make some changes

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Didn't hurt him in the first

but he may want to start actually checking the baserunners before pitching

by 3E8 on Aug 19, 2008 7:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why? How many were hit hard?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fewer than Broadway's 1st inning!

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OC - one pitch, one out

Not a fan of Richard, is he?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

huge fan

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

indeed

wants to see him pitch again ASAP

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 7:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where's Baines?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

posing for another statue

but the sculptor can’t figure out which is which

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 7:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good one

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

medical procedure on foot

out a couple games.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 19, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NO!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i banish you

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Depends on how many underage gymnasts post here

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 7:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There are no underage gymnasts

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dude, china is communist in name my friend

that country is quickly becoming or has become the last bastion of unbridled capitalism.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why are you still here (see above comment)

;)

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think it's personal.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just to end all this speculation that I'm new here . . .

Look at the game thread from opening day to prove that I’ve been here forever.

Ughhh, I don’t even know why I bother to prove this shit.

I guess sensitivity training is wearing off.

Wow, it’s so old . . . I even loved Masset back then

by Option27 on Aug 19, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lolz...noobs ;)

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q: Why is everyone obsessed about Carlos Quentin?

A: Carlos Quentin is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he doesn’t give a crap, but on the other hand, Carlos Quentin is very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that Carlos Quentin is always cruel or mean. What’s his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Carlos Quentin can be mean OR totally awesome.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Should've taken out the guy at 2nd

He also takes pity on mere mortals if it is not a “game” situation.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sweet.

Uribe is 4-REALZ!!1!!!

by thecip on Aug 19, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ninjas are awesome

Q: is Carlos Quentin King Ninja? or is Kenny Williams: NInja GM?

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Aug 19, 2008 8:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

To go into further detail:

I don’t like his arm angle. I haven’t seen any RHB remotely fooled by the slider. And I think his motion in general is going to give him command problems.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and he looks funny

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tonight or in general?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well i assume he would look funny every day

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So's your Mom!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CR looks like he's pitched 6 innings already

Deep breaths, sweat. Calm down, Mr. Ed. You have at least 3 more innings of work.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His change has been decent so far

but these are not very good hitters.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

maybe that's why he's facing them, SSH?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He has gotten to 2 strikes on most of the hitters

and hasn’t struck them out. Looks like his control is better than his last call-up.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it was off the inning previous

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 7:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm just not excited, that's all i'm saying

i do like that he can dial it up when he wants though

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 7:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ever seen a Michigan quarterback?

I rest my case.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Royce" Clayton Richards

Gimmie 5 innings of 2 ER or less and I’m smiling from ear to ear

by Option27 on Aug 19, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

agreed

considering the situation, that would be amazing

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 7:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah and if they're shut out innings . . .

I’m gonna grab that ass in my fantasy league right a fucking way!

I kid, I kid.

by Option27 on Aug 19, 2008 7:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

johjima OPSing .578

and that is up .042 from 10 days ago.
didn’t seattle extend him for something like 3 years in the offseason?
mercy.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 19, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BWAHAHAHAHA!

At least Ichiro has a valet who speaks the lingo.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ichiro speaks all languages

ancient, forgotten, common, and future.

Uribe is 4-REALZ!!1!!!

by thecip on Aug 19, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just looked it up

2009-2011, 24 mil.
ouch.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 19, 2008 7:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

those righties are creaming him so far.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

An aside...

Since I don’t get WCIU — I have nothing to contribute game-wise…

In the wonderful Rockford newspaper they had the starting pitcher listed as “Richard (0-2) or Poreda (0-0)”

Was this bandied about at all?

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 19, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

apparently none of us really get WCIU tonight either

It’s choppy like the scrambled channels from my lustful youth.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 7:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yep

Had it in Orlando as Poreda starting today.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they announced it last night. Paper probably put to bed early.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

che with the baseknock!

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

che che che

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alexei is a wonder

it’s also a wonder why people throw things in the strike zone to him

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dj: "maybe one day they'll name an award after him"

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chelexei is a pumpkin, I tell you

;)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and he done it

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Alexei Ramirez Award

possible distinctions

skinniest player on the team
fewest pitch/pa
team photo which looks most like Tim Duncan

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

worst stolen base percentage?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 19, 2008 7:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Best T-shirt image

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the general comes through

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JR!

Nice AB.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i like to think alexei is like a reverse cuban

where he is actually younger than his listed age. i keep thinking no way he’s 26 when i look at him.

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pound?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 7:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cancel the buddy sitcom of you two

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey... is this thing on?

Tough crowd…

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 7:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Break up...to make up...

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate you guys.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 7:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

err pounds?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 7:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Send him?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shoulda.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

any Yaz mention yet?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I mentioned it at dinner tonight. Does that count?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

depends

are you the man on the

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

left?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lotta at-em balls

Hopefull we get a few to fall in while Felix is struggling.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah he's not foolin anybody so far

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 7:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is the Earth still spinning on its axis?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, I'm not larry, but JR hadn't faced him and Konerko had a .500 OPS in something like 6 AB

You can see for yourself at baseball reference’s game preview

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 19, 2008 8:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i like the idea of being gentle with him

paulie has mental issues. those are delicate matters.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 7:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Expert commentary?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha

technically yes

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by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 7:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just messin' with you

Everyone on this site is a head case.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BINGO!

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There it is!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and there's the yaz right there...who had 3rd inning?

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

soutsideirish

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What'd I win?

Always take the second showcase.

by southsideirish on Aug 19, 2008 8:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

makes sense

wanted to make sure everyone was tuned in by then…a lot of people miss the first inning or two

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 7:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hellllooooooooo, Sox fans!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Blanche DuBois in the house!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only below the waist

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh good, I just caught up on the rest of the thread, and come to this comment.

Such a warm greeting, Unc, thanks.
:)

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 7:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

que pasa senorita

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pero yo hablando a hsa

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the "estoy" is invisible lolz

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

safe to assume (on both accounts)

just messing since it was replied to my shalom :)

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 7:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

too lazy to scroll up a lot lolz

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate WCIU

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crede eats that up

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good spot for the 1st K

The kid looks more settled. Still a FLK (funny-looking kid).

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That he is.. but I think that trip to the minors helped him out as much as pitching against one of the worst teams in baseball, that happens to also be left handed.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2008 7:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So a good GM decision, yes?

KW earning his pay.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"flashing plus velo" = the scoutiest phrase 've ever thought to myself

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fckin twns

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Never too early for me to concur on that one!

Fucking Twins!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

griffey would've had that

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jr?

Uribe is 4-REALZ!!1!!!

by thecip on Aug 19, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sr.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

balentien's playing center?

riggleman must be wearing his bad idea jeans under those grays

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by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q!!!!!

woot!

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q! chuggin towards 100

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how dreamy.

Uribe is 4-REALZ!!1!!!

by thecip on Aug 19, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q like Chelexei

doesn’t try hard until he gets 2 strikes

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q! does not try hard

he just is

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That is no shit, jeevester.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha

Q whipped out his Hermes’ esque winged shoes and took third

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

brilliant piece of hitting

iluq

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by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ingrained Russian Sexism FTW

Link

A Russian advertising executive who sued her boss for sexual harassment lost her case after a judge ruled that employers were obliged to make passes at female staff to ensure the survival of the human race.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 19, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that is so fucking awesome!

i could not love that ruling more.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

me, god, that judge and the defendant all love titties.

and none of us feels one bit of shame in letting the world know.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 8:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ichiro's call of that ball

fuckin’ mine that shit is fuckin’ mine bitch shit shit mine

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q!!!!

he can do it all

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he can't suck

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

7 tool player

man is 5, the devil is 6, and God is 7

Uribe is 4-REALZ!!1!!!

by thecip on Aug 19, 2008 8:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you practice mathematics?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And Q is 7! And Q is 7!

this monkey’s gone to heaven……
:)

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

that's kinda hot

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 8:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I sincerely will be singing it that way from now on.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

karma will follow

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 8:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh shit, you know what's even hotter about this....

Carl Skanberg.

ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

ah luvs it!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh shit, not someone talented!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 8:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, the monkey!!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shit.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

here comes your man was on q101 today

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

in the name of black, deal and santiago

amen

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by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 8:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

indeed.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes

Uribe is 4-REALZ!!1!!!

by thecip on Aug 19, 2008 8:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was unexpected.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q is a baseball player.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow.

i’m not worthy.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

<craps pants>

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Feels good, don't it?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Intentionally walk Thome

To get to AR?

LOL!

I love this team

by Option27 on Aug 19, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply reply