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Game #126: WhiteSox (71-53) vs. Mariners (46-78)

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Seattle Mariners
@ Chicago White Sox

Tuesday, Aug 19, 2008, 7:11 PM CDT
U.S. Cellular Field

Felix Hernandez vs Clayton Richard

Mostly clear. Winds blowing from left to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 80.

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yes, i can piss all over chiburb's lawn before he gets home!

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 6:17 PM CDT   0 recs

i'm just waiting for hin to get here

so i can tell him to go back to hell.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 19, 2008 6:18 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

why you mf'er! I am so mad right now I could spit!

why? I don’t remember, but I’m sure it was foe good reason.

Now I lay me down to sleep…

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 6:23 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

If you really cared, you'd take a dump on it.

Ancient symbol of disdain.

(I am dumping on your post right now.)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 6:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

finally, a nice quiet place to relax.

might just pour myself a drink or two.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 6:23 PM CDT   0 recs

foe works too

and go back to hell BuellerBoy.
See what I did there?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 6:25 PM CDT   0 recs

in reply to Chi

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 6:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

no! It was Toodner.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 6:27 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

How many have you imbibed tonight, Grover Cleveland?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 6:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

not enough. Still seeing your posts.

too clearly.

;-)

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:03 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

thanks for reading the article assclown ;)

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 6:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

hey! I wrecked it, that should be enough. Actually

I’m saving it for my morning dump.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:01 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

A true honor, furbs.

I would take that as a compliment; that is a sacred time of day.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 7:50 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

of course!

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:51 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

The thong should really be implemented as standard uniform in womens beach volleyball.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 6:32 PM CDT   0 recs

Only women's Olympic beach volleyball

I’d hate to see it at the YMCA.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 6:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, I meant in professional sport obviously.

Just wondering, how many YMCAs have beaches though? : P

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 6:55 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Are you watching the last night of female gymnastics?

Me, too.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 6:56 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

If Richard is too gruesome to watch I will be.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 6:59 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

1st time I've agreed with a post of yours.

what were they thinking?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:04 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

What's the over/under

on Hawk’s first mention of Yaz…

I say 3rd inning

by southsideirish on Aug 19, 2008 7:04 PM CDT   0 recs

1st

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:06 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

1st. "Our thoughts and prayers...."

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:06 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

if not pre-game.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Inning?

The metric should be sentence

by 3E8 on Aug 19, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

He made it through the pregame stuff

couldn’t tell if the eyes looked a little puffy and red, but I’m should he’ll cinch it up and strap it down

by southsideirish on Aug 19, 2008 7:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

cinch it up and hunker down

sit back relax and strap it down

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 7:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

strap it on.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:12 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i won't know unless one of you tell me.

motherfucking wciu. i didn’t really want to see felix pitch anyway.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 19, 2008 7:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

we gotta winner

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:46 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

This is one of those

Expect the worst and hope for the best games

I’m stoked either way

by Option27 on Aug 19, 2008 7:07 PM CDT   0 recs

I'm not here for most game threads, so tell me

why do those Kool Kidz treat you with such disdain?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

he made a mistake in his first vocal gamethread

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ohhhh

It wasn’t my first game thread.

You can go back to the first game thread of the year if you want proof.

Just show up more now cause of my work schedule.

by Option27 on Aug 19, 2008 7:18 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

well that's why i said vocal

i know you’ve been here a while

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh ok

Gotcha holmes

by Option27 on Aug 19, 2008 7:25 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Chi makes the sign of the cross

kidding (knocks on wood)

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

When we win this game

We will have matched our win total from last season.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 7:09 PM CDT   0 recs

Good stat - nice

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

god damn wciu

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:11 PM CDT   0 recs

froze on you too?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Indeed.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

You didn't want to see that anyway

just imagine ’06 Boone Logan

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 19, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

and fucking clayton

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:11 PM CDT   0 recs

Elway and Dara Torres are his parents

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:13 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

wow ichiro held up thanks

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:13 PM CDT   0 recs

Why hold up Ichiro?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 7:13 PM CDT   0 recs

They believe Clayton is not a threat

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

the dirty thirty!!!!

making a play!

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:14 PM CDT   0 recs

Swisherific.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 7:14 PM CDT   0 recs

i can't stand it

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

phew

I can breathe slightly easier now…I was bracing for a 3-run bomb

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 7:15 PM CDT   0 recs

will 2 do?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Who made the error?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:18 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Thx.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

clayton looked like a dadgumm tiger

when he pitched against the A’s, according to Hawk

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 7:17 PM CDT   0 recs

fatty gets the job done

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:17 PM CDT   0 recs

phew

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 7:17 PM CDT   0 recs

Clayton is going to have to make some changes

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 7:19 PM CDT   0 recs

Didn't hurt him in the first

but he may want to start actually checking the baserunners before pitching

by 3E8 on Aug 19, 2008 7:20 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

why? How many were hit hard?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:20 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

fewer than Broadway's 1st inning!

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 19, 2008 7:20 PM CDT   0 recs

OC - one pitch, one out

Not a fan of Richard, is he?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:20 PM CDT   0 recs

huge fan

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 7:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

indeed

wants to see him pitch again ASAP

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 7:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Where's Baines?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 7:22 PM CDT   0 recs

posing for another statue

but the sculptor can’t figure out which is which

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 7:23 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs