Game #126: Gamethread #2
Sox blow an opportunity to put the game away. Still, they're up 4, headed to the 5th. Richard pitching surprisingly well.
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the twins, they know how to play baseball
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, that is unfortunately about where the last thread left off. Thanks for starting this one the same way.
oy!
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richard : Fifth inning :: Danks : Seventh inning
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you ready to go down with that?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's hanging them high and outside to righties -
3 the last 4-5 outs.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
We should ready the FIAL pics now
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by The Cheat on Aug 19, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does richard look better than he did the last couple outings??
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I missed the first one
but he looks the same to me as his second outing. Changing off the fastball, decent change, show-me breaking ball. He wanted to give up a couple runs there, but Seattle wouldn’t cooperate
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He seems to be throwing a lot of first pitch strikes
Not sure how that compares to last time, but he’s ahead of most of the hitters.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's go Clayton, we got ourselves a stew going!
Flash those scary smiles!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AHHHH!
Too much teeth in this thread!
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eww, look at that douchenozzle in the crowd.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
aviles?
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uribe done carrying the team
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just a momentary rest
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't use anything that Buehrle taught you, Richard
not after an error, anyways
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 19, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Somebody set Richard up the bomb
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe. Crede.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That almost makes up for it.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maddening, I tell ya! Maddening!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fatty's back tired after carrying the team so long
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
redemption!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 19, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JOE CRE...no FATTY
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Regards
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Richard's pickoff move doesn't enthrall me.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all, either
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so why do you get a kick out of jim?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
absinthe then for you?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but I get a kick out of you
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Aug 20, 2008 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
seems like a balk waiting to happen
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't walk Cairo, for crissakes.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DJ slowly taking over half the HR calls is really pissing me off
I’m sorry Yaz is in the hospital, but do your damn job. DJ makes baby Jesus cry.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i was going to complain about that too
then my connection dropped momentarily and i forgot what i was going to say.
As he is with all his calls, DJ is very boring calling a homerun
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like HOW HE GETS STUCK ON ONE HIGH PITCH
AND WON’T CEASE UNTIL THE EXCITEMENT STOPS.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's no Pat Foley
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BANNERMAN!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahaha
too true. He needs a crescendo, that’s why there’s not excitement
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thome's ball
it was hit high, far, AND deep!
by 3E8 on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim, where's the Cairo comment - a contact hitter?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have the Seattle feed.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was close
He ran off the field pretty damn fast – “Have I really thrown 5 scoreless in The Show? I better get the eff out of here!”
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rejoice brothers, have faith!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's gold!!
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ca-chow!
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he might make you a fan of them
that’s worse
by 3E8 on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And by the way....
yes He would..
if you put the right amount of money into His dish.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The damage is quite severe
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THE DAMAGE IS QUITE SEVERE
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
jim thome OWNT
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MIGHTY BLOW!
La la la
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
going going gone <<<<<< you can put it on the board
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think that's why they intentionally walked Thome last time.
Not sure.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And I am going to punch you in the nuts!
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BIG MAN SMASH

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
uhmm
woot.
that is all.
::Cue unbridled enthusiasm::
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q unbridled enthusiasm?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ssh checked in yet?
"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Look at the score
Slowly the answer dawns on you.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
obvi not, we're winning
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
NBA fantasy draft
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Australian rules football draft
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we're not losing
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn you e-cheero
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's so repetitive, it's starting to get boring . . .

Jokes!
by Option27 on Aug 19, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*paulie when he had more hair?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahhaahahaha
that’s mighty convenient.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cure for boring=randomness?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There should be circley-line things over those bills.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
JK Rowling's commencement speech was better than his.
Sort of like Clayton Richard pitching a better game than King Felix.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
randomness, my favorite season

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 19, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would suck so hard
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that guy got smoked!
fuck that man.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sheffieldesque.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix almost at 100 after 4+
Clayton pitching a shutout. Funny game.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WTG, Option27.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tdogg called it, too
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a MAN, baby!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or a really ugly woman. Pick your poison.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
looks like this fugly recruiter I got fired
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reading left to right
It’s alright ’til the bolt-ons.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the ironing part
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
proves she's a woman
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gay men iron, too
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
as long as the legs are kept shut
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
one poison is like hemlock the other is like alcohol…actually, one decision is often fueled by alcohol and can be explained away by alcohol
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Inning ovah!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
yes!
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, you are redeeming yourself
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you, I am working on a series of them.
Since I can’t figure out this fucking photoshoppish program I downloaded and its 600-page manual!!!!!!!ahhhhhh
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go you!
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Congrats
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Griffey showing the range.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
New nickname: Cigar Store Indian Jr.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay, Jr!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
griffey double or double double?
"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can o' corn to him.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry - thought we were being sarcastic
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double double. Gapper.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just wanna pretend CQ saved that run
Even though he didn’t
by Option27 on Aug 19, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They would've scored on Pods.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DJ has an interesting definition of mistake
if it doesn’t hurt anyone/anything it’s not a mistake
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have the feeling DJ was a mistake
So it’s just the golden rule for him.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that means dj isn't a mistake by dj's definition.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richard's last batter
no matter the outcome
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 19, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
was somebody already getting warm? if not, no chance ozzie sends him back at 88 pitches to face the bottom o' the order?
"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q cannot throw very well
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
surely not as well as any of your precious rays outfielders.
"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Gross has a cannon
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"clayton richards has thrown his ball tonight"-dj
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that isn't a verbal mistake
it didn’t hurt anyone, regardless of how many heads exploded after that comment
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time to give Clayton his parting gifts.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
presenting him your penis?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In N Out 100x100?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotta get it animal style
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotta get it animal style
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was gonna say it 100 times
1 for each patty, but lost heart 2% of the way through
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I almost hurled
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you've clearly never eaten at in n' out
"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did for the first time on Sunday
Really good burger
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah it lives up to the hype
Waiting almost an hour for the food though, not as fun.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got mine in like 5-10 minutes.
Granted it was like 2pm
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't say I have
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know the drill.
"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got to get that animal style
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Aug 19, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's juans post game meal!
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking midnight snack
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn it, i said extra cheese!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That should be our national seal
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where's the fucking stogie and CC?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
juan has just taken himself out of the game
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make that 6 scoreless innings
Ear to fucking ear
by Option27 on Aug 19, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cue the dancing girls
Clayton gets his pick tonight.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Luckiest Start Evar
I’ll take it!
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks crazy face!
He should have been destroyed by the 2nd, let’s see the bullpen not succumb to the atmosphere!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
KW is the smartest GM evah
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
richard did not no-hit the mariners through 6. my main point is kw is a moron and that proves it.
"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q is creeping into zeus like territory
OPS is 0.985
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what territory is he at right now?
Ares? Athena? demi-god ala Hercules?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's hope it's not Icarus.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice...banished by the d-backs...comes back and beats the shit out of everyone
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm out
see you guys on Friday

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AJ en fuego
Great looks every AB tonight.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If anybody ever feels uneasy about AJ's contract
Just look at Johjima. He’s hitting .218/.264/.314, and his 3/$24M extension hasn’t even started yet.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q murdered that one.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
line drive in the box score. ha ha.
"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In so many different ways
CQ is multi-talented
by Option27 on Aug 19, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No home run?
He’s versatile!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugly
JD will gladly forget about this game.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
6 outs for JD tonight?
He’s picking up Paulie quite well.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
great minds think alike ;-)
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You whipped me on that one
like Phelps
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jd having a brutal game.
he’s playing junior-esque tonight.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The guilt of hurting Toby is destroying him
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
take it back take it back owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww my eyessssssss!!!!!!
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good god
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice farmer tan from Auschwitz
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The goggles, they do nothing!

Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's worse?
the severe farmer’s tan or the nipple sized moles?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the moles
The tan ain’t permanent
by Option27 on Aug 19, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The bones. I can't handle skinny men like that!!!!! yuch.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice package, though
And he has $30.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not worth it. Not even if he tipped well!
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my gaydar is going crazy on that comment.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i still think you two will end up together.
"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at scores?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No way, we're hitting up that place in the South Loop.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unfortunately i was recently told that pink monkey sucked.
a few friends went there last thursday. they said it was lacking in girls, talent and general energy. plus it’s overpriced.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or the Manhole
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wu seems more like a deja vu kinda guy.
"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Explain, plz
Some retro ’70’s place?
I prefer a blues bar. Is the Checkerboard still open?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they're referring to the elite strip club larry mentioned
Quite the menu
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on lincoln? i've wound up there more than a few times in my life.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
option27 regrets posting picture. :-(
"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't want hsa to find you attractive?
"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know who it is now - Right Said Fred
He’s not had a hit in quite some time. But you can tell he’s used to doing his turns on the catwalk.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like he's peeling off his skin.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Human scatter plot?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
flagged!
it is unacceptable to look like that.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are those bullet holes?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dr. Mengele has his experiments...
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easy Heat: 97.5 mph on gameday
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"How do you do," was the reaction to his speeds, by the Mariners announcer.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Might be time to retire the Easy Heat moniker
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boy just needs his rest is all.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looked easy to me.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love easy heat
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what was the major mechanical flaw that coop corrected??
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he had been pitching with his head up his ass.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think i phelps'd you again
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
POS, now you are pissing me off
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought you were packing your bags for russia MM
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rumors of my relocation have been greatly exaggerated.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you not see Cheat's earlier post?
Russia isencouraging sexual harassment at work for the preservation of the species! Really!
That has your name all over it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i made a few comments about it after everyone had already cleared out.
i think it’s awesome, but i feel like i best serve the human race by conducting my sexual advances on the women of our great city. and of course, vegas. miami, too.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lengthened his stride
and told him to reach toward the catcher
correct me if i’m mixing him up with someone else
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sand in his urethra
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That'd do it.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell is wrong with the name "Robert"
That would force a pitcher would change his name to “R.A.”?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mmmm
people finding out his middle name starts with an a and then putting his name and middle initial together and calling him roberta
or
he’s born in a george foreman-esque family and everyone else shares his name in some form so to show some indiviuality, he goes by RA
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
one more farfetched, half-brained idea
to draw attention to the fact that his initials are RAD
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No one in a million years would have predicted that kind of start by Richard...
and that kind of shellacking of Hernandez. Baseball is crazy.
Of course the fucking Twins had to score 10 runs off of the best player that the A’s got for Rich Harden.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Baseball is crazy"
Which is why it’s advisable to not freak out over every step of the way. But glad to see you’re watching, hope you’re enjoying.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not one in a million
i was thinking the same, but then somebody pointed out that their DH is hitting .217
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And no one would have predicted that you'd show up and say some ambiguously negative comment.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's ssh's way of saying he's sorry.
"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Toonder, this one is for you... ; )

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glenn Ford was a man's man
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He seems pleased with the contact and/or follow-through.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
few men truly know the pleasure of a well-landed slap across a bitch's face.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mom says I'm the best
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet you have a whole library
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Google's Image Search is a wonderful thing.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a lot of them were confiscated in connection with the last restraining order hearing...
"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HSA, family photo?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I had some brothers....
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a set-up for a porn scene if ever I heard one...
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
nice
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, that's funny
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This one is so bad I will only link to it...
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/jizzoe24/DoYou.jpg
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it wrong that i'm laughing
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, because it looks real
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that was really bad.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's just horrible
But I still smiled.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that one was pretty bad if i look at it again
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this should be from ssh

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it weird that i find her very attractive like that?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not at all
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's get you to Russia stat!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know. I forgave him instantly.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha, ha, ha. that's hilarious.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll ask again, what happened to thornton's aspirations of being a starter?
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 19, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He realized that he only throws two pitches and he makes a much better reliever.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it that his delivery can be timed eventually?
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 19, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He would have to develop his changeup...
He throws a great fastball and a good slider. And he would probably have to dial down the fastball if he was starting. So he would be less effective.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Throwin' at yer babymaker, Alexei!
Do it for your kid!
by expatnyc on Aug 19, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I predict a walk.
What the hell. Let’s go nuts.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Would that make double digits?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope - damn.
Gotta love him, though. Worked it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
So close in two respects.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In honor of SSH
The Harden for Gallagher trade not looking hot for Oakland tonight…..
by hitlesswonder on Aug 19, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Griffey will hit a HR right here
Because he is a baseball player
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a ball player thatt brings his lunch pail to work
someone you can brush your teeth with
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That'd be Alexei.
Nobody else is skinny enough.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd - for the speed of response
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The fucking Twins can suck it
They’re killin it right now . . .

by Option27 on Aug 19, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Enter the Octagon.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn I hate how these announces pronounce "Chicago."
There are very few more annoying things in this world than someone trying to impersonate your accent.
Especially on national television.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUHGEDDABOWWDIT!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That kinda looks like me! hahaha
minus the anime part.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
; D
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i am just out of it tonight
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess Dotel doesn't put himself in prime fielding position
Either that, or his reaction time prevents him from getting a driver’s license.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DJ working the reverse jinx
“he’s the one guy they can count on to drive in a run when they need it”
either that or the M’s don’t need runs right now
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dotel's making me nervous
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good. You are once again engaged in the process.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
See?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
phew!!!!!
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's my line!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i believe i used it first tonight
so i’ll be collecting the royalties from the two of y’alls
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can you back that up with facts sir???
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
perhaps, at least in the first game thread a ctrl+f yields
phew I can breathe slightly easier now…I was bracing for a 3-run bomb
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:15 PM EDT
phew “would’ve been a sweep if pablo was here” -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 8:17 PM EDT
but hell, we’re all sox fans, phew all you want, no royalties!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn your two minutes sir!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That pitch was just splendid.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dotel usually chokes...
I’m surprised he didn’t give up the homer there.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Everyone out to make you look silly
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I think you should cut your losses for the night, SSH
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Atmosphere, baby
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swisher's had a nice day at the plate
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In the field, too.
Everywhere!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I cant stand it!
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone but JD and JR has lookedgood at the dish
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
frankly, right now swish and paulie need to be in the lineup and junior needs to sit.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Common sense should prevail, damnit!
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 19, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like the term 'common sense', it's a nicer way of saying 'not being an idiot.'
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who comes in the 9th?
Nessie? Tabasco?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
my vote for nessie
save tabasco for when he’s needed plus he’s pitched 4 times since the 14th
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jenks was warming
May as well put him in.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They showed Jenks up in the pen last inning
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 19, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If SSH2005 was a Mariners fan.
WTF. This team sucks balls.
We can’t hit Cy Fucking Richards. Fucking 9.64 ERA, WHIP of 2.07. We get 5 hits, 1 BB in 6 innings.
Fucking Suzuki, 0 – 4, DFA him.
We really stink.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Aug 19, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He'd be right
except re: Ichiro.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you hear what Hawk said last night?
This Mariners team may be the first $100+ million dollar payroll team to lose 100+ games.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True, but with the inflation of salaries, it doesn't seem like as big of a deal these days
Back when there were all of 3 teams with $100 + million dollar payrolls, that would have caught my attention.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Aug 20, 2008 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
little known fact: hawk loves watching adrian beltre throw the ball around the infield.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 19, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You know who could throw the ball around the field, Fiesty?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bert Campaneris.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rico Petrocelli had the best around-the-horn throw ever
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His throw to 1B is pretty ridiculous...
He doesn’t even use any effort and he throws a perfect strike and hard.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thread groaning under its own weight...
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought we just bored ourselves into a stupor imitating Hawk.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bobby's trying to speed things along to cut it short
1 pitch, 1 out
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No post-game allowed
Though CR will get his shaving cream pie. Will Toby deliver the goods?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotta pie him with his left arm
his he ambi-piextrous?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jenks: 96.8 on gameday
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
love to see that.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does jenks qualify for the save?
yours
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no.
don’t be a wanker and ask stupid questions you cunt.
regards
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ownt
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
180 minute game, was buerhle pitching?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
too long for a buehrle game clown
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
140?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gah! typo. i'm out.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hawk talking about stone, mcdowell, farmer; dj getting uncomfortable, begins reading advertisement.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like it.
2 out, 0-2 pitch at his head. Unexpected.
by expatnyc on Aug 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep - especially like it with a pesky guy up
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that single sorta reminded me of the last out of te 2005 WS
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah except it was to che instead of fatty
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My thoughts exactly, without the tip
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
minny proving they can score 13 runs against oakland too
i think they have an inferiority complex
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you have had some weird ass pictures tonight lolz
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
game ovah!!!
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Finally...
A perfect curveball.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good to see Jenks having to throw 20-ish pitches
in a 5-0 game.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Trade, trade, trade him in the offseason.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes.
"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was not speaking of his skill
I was questioning the decision to use him in a mop-up role.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably just trying to get him a pitching session...
Sox are blowing teams out too much for him to pitch, which is good.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
neither was i. and based on past comments, ssh wasn't either. it's about trade value v. injury risk/ability to find another closer
"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOAH
Chicago land! turn on ABC…theres a man with permanent black face!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
holy shit. that's terrible.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shit
rosemary sounds like a goblin or something
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can't watch anymore.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Share with the out-of-towners, plz.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you made your choice. live with the consequences.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kiss your T-shirt goodbye
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'd look like a goon in a large anyway.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can has t-shirt?
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
story about these people
that have used/were prescribed colloidal silver to cure various ailments and turned this one guy a dark steely gray-blue and this one woman a pale, light gray
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
Your T-shirt is in the mail. (Get me your address.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
woooohoooo!
If you get it here by tomorrow, i’ll wear it to the game
may be on tv…my buddy is throwing out the first pitch so i have sick seats…behind (and a little to the right) of homeplate, 20 rows back
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
E-mail the digits at dnolte@cfl.rr.com
Impossible to get there by tomorrow, but you’ll have it for the next game.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you may be able to buy the rest of these mf'ers wu, but you can't buy me.
i won’t be like you. i’ll never be like you!!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this segment is scaring the shit out of me
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
new thread?
i mean, this ballgame is ovah!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Beer shower for Clayton
First MLB win

Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OVAHHHHHHHH

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Feels like we've had almost as many shut outs the last week
as we did the rest of the season
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Had Buehrle not had one of "those games" last night
The Sox would have had 9 straight games of the starting pitcher giving up 2 or less runs.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And 2 of his 5 ER happened because of a routine DP that didn't happen.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our offense since 6/1
Outside of a miserably unlucky BABIP problem in the first two months, Swish has been exactly what we traded for. Thome is clearly just fine as long as he’s healthy. And Q is desperately seeking the coveted .300/.400/.600 line.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Eff this
Female gymnastics. Mmmmmmmm.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm with you sir.
Let’s get these girls some Che shirts! Now that would be great!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
q! is a godsend! he's everything i've ever wanted in a left fielder.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Say it: "And a man."
SAY IT! You know you must.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
q! is a godsend! he's everything i've ever wanted.
I fixed it for you.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how do you feel about him as a right fielder?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is JD putting up near MVP numbers from the DH or 1B spot in this situation?
by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Assuming yes
How do you people see the outfield potentially unfolding next season?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
right now, i'd say exactly the same as it is right now.
q! – swish – dye
those guys aren’t going anywhere, and neither are pk and thome. doesn’t seem like there is really any other option.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you think anybody's gonna call about BA
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it hinges on how he plays in the Spring and what the club does with Thome.
If they let Thome walk, maybe they move Swisher to a corner, Dye to 1b/dh with Paulie picking up the other, and finally let BA roam center.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, i could understand someone wanting to give him a shot at a starting role,
but for that same reason i think the sox keep him around as 4th outfielder next year, maybe try to give him a little more time, and then, if things go well, he becomes your everyday centerfielder in 2010. his + defense is a nice bench piece for a team with a starting group like ours. imo, he’s not good enough that you have to start him, and i’m skeptical that anyone else values him highly enough that you give him away, so why not keep him?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah i'd love to see him stay here
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You think the Sox pick up Thome's 09 option?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's almost guarenteed to vest automatically
If he reaches a certain number of PA’s then it no longer is an option
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It will get vested, unless he gets shut down completely.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any plans to resurrect the Old Roman?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Antichrist reference?
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Charles Comiskey, pick your poison
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oops
how right you are
I was looking at Cot’s, but didn’t look past the 09 club option in the first line :-P
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotta love cot's
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not the biggest joke in baseball after all, it seems. and you say luck has a part in this?!?
doe
"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Longtime Sox fan, new to this blog
I gotta say the Sox have been really clicking the last few games. Its just unfortunate that the Twins are sticking around. I don’t know how much more of a statement the Sox can say to the Twins to forget about catchin’ them.
by kaplock on Aug 19, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just taking a glance at lookout landing and this comment made me laugh
It’s interesting how some teams have 3 CFers and the White Sox have zero.
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL at their open gamethread song
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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