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Game #126: Gamethread #2

Sox blow an opportunity to put the game away. Still, they're up 4, headed to the 5th. Richard pitching surprisingly well.

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He's hanging them high and outside to righties -

3 the last 4-5 outs.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

We should ready the FIAL pics now

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 19, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I missed the first one

but he looks the same to me as his second outing. Changing off the fastball, decent change, show-me breaking ball. He wanted to give up a couple runs there, but Seattle wouldn’t cooperate

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He seems to be throwing a lot of first pitch strikes

Not sure how that compares to last time, but he’s ahead of most of the hitters.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's go Clayton, we got ourselves a stew going!

Flash those scary smiles!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

??

Uribe is 4-REALZ!!1!!!

by thecip on Aug 19, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AHHHH!

Too much teeth in this thread!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eww, look at that douchenozzle in the crowd.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

aviles?

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't use anything that Buehrle taught you, Richard

not after an error, anyways

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 19, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe. Crede.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uribe giveth

Uribe taketh away

by 3E8 on Aug 19, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Maddening, I tell ya! Maddening!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fatty's back tired after carrying the team so long

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

redemption!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 19, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

JOE CRE...no FATTY

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Regards

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all, either

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so why do you get a kick out of jim?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but I get a kick out of you

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 20, 2008 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

seems like a balk waiting to happen

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DJ slowly taking over half the HR calls is really pissing me off

I’m sorry Yaz is in the hospital, but do your damn job. DJ makes baby Jesus cry.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i was going to complain about that too

then my connection dropped momentarily and i forgot what i was going to say.

As he is with all his calls, DJ is very boring calling a homerun

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like HOW HE GETS STUCK ON ONE HIGH PITCH

AND WON’T CEASE UNTIL THE EXCITEMENT STOPS.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's no Pat Foley

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

too true. He needs a crescendo, that’s why there’s not excitement

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thome's ball

it was hit high, far, AND deep!

by 3E8 on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jim, where's the Cairo comment - a contact hitter?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was close

He ran off the field pretty damn fast – “Have I really thrown 5 scoreless in The Show? I better get the eff out of here!”

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rejoice brothers, have faith!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's gold!!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ca-chow!

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And by the way....

yes He would..

if you put the right amount of money into His dish.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The damage is quite severe

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

jim thome OWNT

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MIGHTY BLOW!

La la la

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bhome

Uribe is 4-REALZ!!1!!!

by thecip on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG

Jimbo just fucked that ball

by Option27 on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think that's why they intentionally walked Thome last time.

Not sure.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And I am going to punch you in the nuts!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BIG MAN SMASH

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

To moar pleez

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

uhmm

woot.

that is all.

::Cue unbridled enthusiasm::

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hehe

Is there any other kind?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ssh checked in yet?

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Look at the score

Slowly the answer dawns on you.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

NBA fantasy draft

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we're not losing

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn you e-cheero

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahhaahahaha

that’s mighty convenient.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cure for boring=randomness?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

JK Rowling's commencement speech was better than his.

Sort of like Clayton Richard pitching a better game than King Felix.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would suck so hard

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that guy got smoked!

fuck that man.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Felix almost at 100 after 4+

Clayton pitching a shutout. Funny game.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tdogg called it, too

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a MAN, baby!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or a really ugly woman. Pick your poison.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reading left to right

It’s alright ’til the bolt-ons.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the ironing part

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gay men iron, too

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

as long as the legs are kept shut

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

one poison is like hemlock the other is like alcohol…actually, one decision is often fueled by alcohol and can be explained away by alcohol

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Inning ovah!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

yes!

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, you are redeeming yourself

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you, I am working on a series of them.

Since I can’t figure out this fucking photoshoppish program I downloaded and its 600-page manual!!!!!!!ahhhhhh

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

go you!

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Congrats

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

New nickname: Cigar Store Indian Jr.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay, Jr!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

griffey double or double double?

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can o' corn to him.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry - thought we were being sarcastic

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DJ has an interesting definition of mistake

if it doesn’t hurt anyone/anything it’s not a mistake

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I have the feeling DJ was a mistake

So it’s just the golden rule for him.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that means dj isn't a mistake by dj's definition.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q cannot throw very well

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

surely not as well as any of your precious rays outfielders.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Gross has a cannon

;)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"clayton richards has thrown his ball tonight"-dj

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that isn't a verbal mistake

it didn’t hurt anyone, regardless of how many heads exploded after that comment

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I almost hurled

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you've clearly never eaten at in n' out

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah it lives up to the hype

Waiting almost an hour for the food though, not as fun.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got mine in like 5-10 minutes.

Granted it was like 2pm

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't say I have

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know the drill.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's juans post game meal!

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking midnight snack

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn it, i said extra cheese!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That should be our national seal

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where's the fucking stogie and CC?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

juan has just taken himself out of the game

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cue the dancing girls

Clayton gets his pick tonight.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Luckiest Start Evar

I’ll take it!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks crazy face!

He should have been destroyed by the 2nd, let’s see the bullpen not succumb to the atmosphere!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

KW is the smartest GM evah

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what territory is he at right now?

Ares? Athena? demi-god ala Hercules?

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice...banished by the d-backs...comes back and beats the shit out of everyone

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm out

see you guys on Friday

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AJ en fuego

Great looks every AB tonight.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If anybody ever feels uneasy about AJ's contract

Just look at Johjima. He’s hitting .218/.264/.314, and his 3/$24M extension hasn’t even started yet.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

line drive in the box score. ha ha.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No home run?

He’s versatile!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugly

JD will gladly forget about this game.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

6 outs for JD tonight?

He’s picking up Paulie quite well.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You whipped me on that one

like Phelps

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

jd having a brutal game.

he’s playing junior-esque tonight.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The guilt of hurting Toby is destroying him

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

take it back take it back owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww my eyessssssss!!!!!!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good god

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice farmer tan from Auschwitz

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's worse?

the severe farmer’s tan or the nipple sized moles?

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the moles

The tan ain’t permanent

by Option27 on Aug 19, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The bones. I can't handle skinny men like that!!!!! yuch.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice package, though

And he has $30.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not worth it. Not even if he tipped well!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my gaydar is going crazy on that comment.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i still think you two will end up together.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

at scores?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way, we're hitting up that place in the South Loop.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

unfortunately i was recently told that pink monkey sucked.

a few friends went there last thursday. they said it was lacking in girls, talent and general energy. plus it’s overpriced.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or the Manhole

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wu seems more like a deja vu kinda guy.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Explain, plz

Some retro ’70’s place?

I prefer a blues bar. Is the Checkerboard still open?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think they're referring to the elite strip club larry mentioned

Quite the menu

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

on lincoln? i've wound up there more than a few times in my life.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

option27 regrets posting picture. :-(

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know who it is now - Right Said Fred

He’s not had a hit in quite some time. But you can tell he’s used to doing his turns on the catwalk.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Human scatter plot?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

flagged!

it is unacceptable to look like that.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are those bullet holes?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dr. Mengele has his experiments...

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"How do you do," was the reaction to his speeds, by the Mariners announcer.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Might be time to retire the Easy Heat moniker

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Boy just needs his rest is all.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looked easy to me.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love easy heat

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he had been pitching with his head up his ass.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

POS, now you are pissing me off

;)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rumors of my relocation have been greatly exaggerated.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you not see Cheat's earlier post?

Russia isencouraging sexual harassment at work for the preservation of the species! Really!

That has your name all over it.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i made a few comments about it after everyone had already cleared out.

i think it’s awesome, but i feel like i best serve the human race by conducting my sexual advances on the women of our great city. and of course, vegas. miami, too.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lengthened his stride

and told him to reach toward the catcher

correct me if i’m mixing him up with someone else

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the hell is wrong with the name "Robert"

That would force a pitcher would change his name to “R.A.”?

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

mmmm

people finding out his middle name starts with an a and then putting his name and middle initial together and calling him roberta

or

he’s born in a george foreman-esque family and everyone else shares his name in some form so to show some indiviuality, he goes by RA

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

one more farfetched, half-brained idea

to draw attention to the fact that his initials are RAD

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one in a million years would have predicted that kind of start by Richard...

and that kind of shellacking of Hernandez. Baseball is crazy.

Of course the fucking Twins had to score 10 runs off of the best player that the A’s got for Rich Harden.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"Baseball is crazy"

Which is why it’s advisable to not freak out over every step of the way. But glad to see you’re watching, hope you’re enjoying.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am...

was hoping for another loss by the Twins though. Bastards.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not one in a million

i was thinking the same, but then somebody pointed out that their DH is hitting .217

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's ssh's way of saying he's sorry.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Toonder, this one is for you... ; )

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glenn Ford was a man's man

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep...

absolutely hilarious.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

few men truly know the pleasure of a well-landed slap across a bitch's face.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mom says I'm the best

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet you have a whole library

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Google's Image Search is a wonderful thing.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HSA, family photo?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I had some brothers....

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a set-up for a porn scene if ever I heard one...

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

nice

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, that's funny

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it wrong that i'm laughing

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, because it looks real

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that was really bad.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's just horrible

But I still smiled.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that one was pretty bad if i look at it again

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this should be from ssh

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it weird that i find her very attractive like that?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not at all

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's get you to Russia stat!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know. I forgave him instantly.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha, ha, ha. that's hilarious.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I predict a walk.

What the hell. Let’s go nuts.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Would that make double digits?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope - damn.

Gotta love him, though. Worked it.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

So close in two respects.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In honor of SSH

The Harden for Gallagher trade not looking hot for Oakland tonight…..

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