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Around SBN: Ellenberger vs. Sanchez Heats Up, Hughes Talks Retirement

Game #126: Gamethread #2

Sox blow an opportunity to put the game away. Still, they're up 4, headed to the 5th. Richard pitching surprisingly well.

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agreed

We should ready the FIAL pics now

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 19, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I missed the first one

but he looks the same to me as his second outing. Changing off the fastball, decent change, show-me breaking ball. He wanted to give up a couple runs there, but Seattle wouldn’t cooperate

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

He seems to be throwing a lot of first pitch strikes

Not sure how that compares to last time, but he’s ahead of most of the hitters.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's go Clayton, we got ourselves a stew going!

Flash those scary smiles!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

??

Uribe is 4-REALZ!!1!!!

by thecip on Aug 19, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

AHHHH!

Too much teeth in this thread!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eww, look at that douchenozzle in the crowd.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

aviles?

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Joe. Crede.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Maddening, I tell ya! Maddening!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fatty's back tired after carrying the team so long

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

redemption!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 19, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

JOE CRE...no FATTY

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Regards

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all, either

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

so why do you get a kick out of jim?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

but I get a kick out of you

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 20, 2008 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

seems like a balk waiting to happen

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

DJ slowly taking over half the HR calls is really pissing me off

I’m sorry Yaz is in the hospital, but do your damn job. DJ makes baby Jesus cry.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

i was going to complain about that too

then my connection dropped momentarily and i forgot what i was going to say.

As he is with all his calls, DJ is very boring calling a homerun

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like HOW HE GETS STUCK ON ONE HIGH PITCH

AND WON’T CEASE UNTIL THE EXCITEMENT STOPS.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

too true. He needs a crescendo, that’s why there’s not excitement

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thome's ball

it was hit high, far, AND deep!

by 3E8 on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jim, where's the Cairo comment - a contact hitter?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

That was close

He ran off the field pretty damn fast – “Have I really thrown 5 scoreless in The Show? I better get the eff out of here!”

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rejoice brothers, have faith!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's gold!!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

ca-chow!

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

And by the way....

yes He would..

if you put the right amount of money into His dish.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

The damage is quite severe

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

jim thome OWNT

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

bhome

Uribe is 4-REALZ!!1!!!

by thecip on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

OMG

Jimbo just fucked that ball

by Option27 on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I think that's why they intentionally walked Thome last time.

Not sure.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

And I am going to punch you in the nuts!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

BIG MAN SMASH

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

uhmm

woot.

that is all.

::Cue unbridled enthusiasm::

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

hehe

Is there any other kind?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

ssh checked in yet?

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Look at the score

Slowly the answer dawns on you.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

NBA fantasy draft

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

we're not losing

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn you e-cheero

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahhaahahaha

that’s mighty convenient.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

cure for boring=randomness?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

JK Rowling's commencement speech was better than his.

Sort of like Clayton Richard pitching a better game than King Felix.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 19, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

that would suck so hard

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

that guy got smoked!

fuck that man.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Felix almost at 100 after 4+

Clayton pitching a shutout. Funny game.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Tdogg called it, too

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a MAN, baby!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or a really ugly woman. Pick your poison.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reading left to right

It’s alright ’til the bolt-ons.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the ironing part

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gay men iron, too

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

as long as the legs are kept shut

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

one poison is like hemlock the other is like alcohol…actually, one decision is often fueled by alcohol and can be explained away by alcohol

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Inning ovah!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

yes!

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK, you are redeeming yourself

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you, I am working on a series of them.

Since I can’t figure out this fucking photoshoppish program I downloaded and its 600-page manual!!!!!!!ahhhhhh

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

go you!

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Congrats

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay, Jr!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

griffey double or double double?

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Can o' corn to him.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry - thought we were being sarcastic

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

DJ has an interesting definition of mistake

if it doesn’t hurt anyone/anything it’s not a mistake

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I have the feeling DJ was a mistake

So it’s just the golden rule for him.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

that means dj isn't a mistake by dj's definition.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q cannot throw very well

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, Gross has a cannon

;)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

"clayton richards has thrown his ball tonight"-dj

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

that isn't a verbal mistake

it didn’t hurt anyone, regardless of how many heads exploded after that comment

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I almost hurled

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

you've clearly never eaten at in n' out

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah it lives up to the hype

Waiting almost an hour for the food though, not as fun.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't say I have

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's juans post game meal!

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinking midnight snack

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn it, i said extra cheese!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

That should be our national seal

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where's the fucking stogie and CC?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

juan has just taken himself out of the game

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cue the dancing girls

Clayton gets his pick tonight.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Luckiest Start Evar

I’ll take it!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks crazy face!

He should have been destroyed by the 2nd, let’s see the bullpen not succumb to the atmosphere!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

KW is the smartest GM evah

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

nice...banished by the d-backs...comes back and beats the shit out of everyone

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm out

see you guys on Friday

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 19, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ en fuego

Great looks every AB tonight.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

If anybody ever feels uneasy about AJ's contract

Just look at Johjima. He’s hitting .218/.264/.314, and his 3/$24M extension hasn’t even started yet.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

No home run?

He’s versatile!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugly

JD will gladly forget about this game.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

6 outs for JD tonight?

He’s picking up Paulie quite well.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

You whipped me on that one

like Phelps

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

jd having a brutal game.

he’s playing junior-esque tonight.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

The guilt of hurting Toby is destroying him

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

take it back take it back owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww my eyessssssss!!!!!!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

good god

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice farmer tan from Auschwitz

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

what's worse?

the severe farmer’s tan or the nipple sized moles?

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

The bones. I can't handle skinny men like that!!!!! yuch.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice package, though

And he has $30.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not worth it. Not even if he tipped well!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

my gaydar is going crazy on that comment.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

i still think you two will end up together.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

at scores?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

No way, we're hitting up that place in the South Loop.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

unfortunately i was recently told that pink monkey sucked.

a few friends went there last thursday. they said it was lacking in girls, talent and general energy. plus it’s overpriced.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or the Manhole

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

wu seems more like a deja vu kinda guy.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Explain, plz

Some retro ’70’s place?

I prefer a blues bar. Is the Checkerboard still open?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think they're referring to the elite strip club larry mentioned

Quite the menu

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

on lincoln? i've wound up there more than a few times in my life.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

option27 regrets posting picture. :-(

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know who it is now - Right Said Fred

He’s not had a hit in quite some time. But you can tell he’s used to doing his turns on the catwalk.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Human scatter plot?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

flagged!

it is unacceptable to look like that.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

are those bullet holes?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Dr. Mengele has his experiments...

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Might be time to retire the Easy Heat moniker

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Boy just needs his rest is all.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looked easy to me.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

i love easy heat

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

he had been pitching with his head up his ass.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

POS, now you are pissing me off

;)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

rumors of my relocation have been greatly exaggerated.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you not see Cheat's earlier post?

Russia isencouraging sexual harassment at work for the preservation of the species! Really!

That has your name all over it.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

i made a few comments about it after everyone had already cleared out.

i think it’s awesome, but i feel like i best serve the human race by conducting my sexual advances on the women of our great city. and of course, vegas. miami, too.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

lengthened his stride

and told him to reach toward the catcher

correct me if i’m mixing him up with someone else

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the hell is wrong with the name "Robert"

That would force a pitcher would change his name to “R.A.”?

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

mmmm

people finding out his middle name starts with an a and then putting his name and middle initial together and calling him roberta

or

he’s born in a george foreman-esque family and everyone else shares his name in some form so to show some indiviuality, he goes by RA

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

one more farfetched, half-brained idea

to draw attention to the fact that his initials are RAD

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

No one in a million years would have predicted that kind of start by Richard...

and that kind of shellacking of Hernandez. Baseball is crazy.

Of course the fucking Twins had to score 10 runs off of the best player that the A’s got for Rich Harden.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

"Baseball is crazy"

Which is why it’s advisable to not freak out over every step of the way. But glad to see you’re watching, hope you’re enjoying.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am...

was hoping for another loss by the Twins though. Bastards.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

not one in a million

i was thinking the same, but then somebody pointed out that their DH is hitting .217

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 19, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's ssh's way of saying he's sorry.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Toonder, this one is for you... ; )

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Glenn Ford was a man's man

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep...

absolutely hilarious.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

few men truly know the pleasure of a well-landed slap across a bitch's face.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mom says I'm the best

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet you have a whole library

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

HSA, family photo?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish I had some brothers....

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

nice

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK, that's funny

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

is it wrong that i'm laughing

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, because it looks real

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was really bad.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's just horrible

But I still smiled.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

that one was pretty bad if i look at it again

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

this should be from ssh

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

is it weird that i find her very attractive like that?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

not at all

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's get you to Russia stat!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know. I forgave him instantly.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha, ha, ha. that's hilarious.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I predict a walk.

What the hell. Let’s go nuts.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Would that make double digits?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope - damn.

Gotta love him, though. Worked it.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn

So close in two respects.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

In honor of SSH

The Harden for Gallagher trade not looking hot for Oakland tonight…..

by hitlesswonder on Aug 19, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Griffey will hit a HR right here

Because he is a baseball player

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

That'd be Alexei.

Nobody else is skinny enough.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd - for the speed of response

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn I hate how these announces pronounce "Chicago."

There are very few more annoying things in this world than someone trying to impersonate your accent.
Especially on national television.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

That kinda looks like me! hahaha

minus the anime part.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

; D

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

i am just out of it tonight

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

DJ working the reverse jinx

“he’s the one guy they can count on to drive in a run when they need it”

either that or the M’s don’t need runs right now

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Good. You are once again engaged in the process.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

See?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

phew!!!!!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 19, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

That's my line!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

i believe i used it first tonight

so i’ll be collecting the royalties from the two of y’alls

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

can you back that up with facts sir???

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

perhaps, at least in the first game thread a ctrl+f yields

phew I can breathe slightly easier now…I was bracing for a 3-run bomb

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 8:15 PM EDT

phew “would’ve been a sweep if pablo was here” -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 8:17 PM EDT

but hell, we’re all sox fans, phew all you want, no royalties!

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn your two minutes sir!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dotel usually chokes...

I’m surprised he didn’t give up the homer there.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Everyone out to make you look silly

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think you should cut your losses for the night, SSH

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I cant stand it!

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everyone but JD and JR has lookedgood at the dish

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

frankly, right now swish and paulie need to be in the lineup and junior needs to sit.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

i like the term 'common sense', it's a nicer way of saying 'not being an idiot.'

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who comes in the 9th?

Nessie? Tabasco?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

my vote for nessie

save tabasco for when he’s needed plus he’s pitched 4 times since the 14th

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jenks was warming

May as well put him in.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 19, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

If SSH2005 was a Mariners fan.

WTF. This team sucks balls.

We can’t hit Cy Fucking Richards. Fucking 9.64 ERA, WHIP of 2.07. We get 5 hits, 1 BB in 6 innings.

Fucking Suzuki, 0 – 4, DFA him.

We really stink.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 19, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

He'd be right

except re: Ichiro.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you hear what Hawk said last night?

This Mariners team may be the first $100+ million dollar payroll team to lose 100+ games.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

True, but with the inflation of salaries, it doesn't seem like as big of a deal these days

Back when there were all of 3 teams with $100 + million dollar payrolls, that would have caught my attention.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 20, 2008 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thread groaning under its own weight...

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

No post-game allowed

Though CR will get his shaving cream pie. Will Toby deliver the goods?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

love to see that.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

pounds?

Going back to the well!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

no.

don’t be a wanker and ask stupid questions you cunt.

regards

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

ownt

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

too long for a buehrle game clown

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

140?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

gah! typo. i'm out.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like it.

2 out, 0-2 pitch at his head. Unexpected.

by expatnyc on Aug 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep - especially like it with a pesky guy up

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah except it was to che instead of fatty

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

My thoughts exactly, without the tip

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

you have had some weird ass pictures tonight lolz

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

game ovah!!!

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

BALLGAME

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Finally...

A perfect curveball.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Good to see Jenks having to throw 20-ish pitches

in a 5-0 game.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

yes.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 19, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was not speaking of his skill

I was questioning the decision to use him in a mop-up role.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably just trying to get him a pitching session...

Sox are blowing teams out too much for him to pitch, which is good.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 19, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOAH

Chicago land! turn on ABC…theres a man with permanent black face!

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

holy shit. that's terrible.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit

rosemary sounds like a goblin or something

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

i can't watch anymore.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Share with the out-of-towners, plz.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

you made your choice. live with the consequences.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kiss your T-shirt goodbye

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'd look like a goon in a large anyway.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

i can has t-shirt?

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

story about these people

that have used/were prescribed colloidal silver to cure various ailments and turned this one guy a dark steely gray-blue and this one woman a pale, light gray

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Your T-shirt is in the mail. (Get me your address.)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

woooohoooo!

If you get it here by tomorrow, i’ll wear it to the game

may be on tv…my buddy is throwing out the first pitch so i have sick seats…behind (and a little to the right) of homeplate, 20 rows back

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

E-mail the digits at dnolte@cfl.rr.com

Impossible to get there by tomorrow, but you’ll have it for the next game.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

you may be able to buy the rest of these mf'ers wu, but you can't buy me.

i won’t be like you. i’ll never be like you!!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

this segment is scaring the shit out of me

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

new thread?

i mean, this ballgame is ovah!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Beer shower for Clayton

First MLB win

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 19, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

OVAHHHHHHHH

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Had Buehrle not had one of "those games" last night

The Sox would have had 9 straight games of the starting pitcher giving up 2 or less runs.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 19, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Our offense since 6/1

check it

Outside of a miserably unlucky BABIP problem in the first two months, Swish has been exactly what we traded for. Thome is clearly just fine as long as he’s healthy. And Q is desperately seeking the coveted .300/.400/.600 line.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 19, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Eff this

Female gymnastics. Mmmmmmmm.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm with you sir.

Let’s get these girls some Che shirts! Now that would be great!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

q! is a godsend! he's everything i've ever wanted in a left fielder.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Say it: "And a man."

SAY IT! You know you must.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 19, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

how do you feel about him as a right fielder?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is JD putting up near MVP numbers from the DH or 1B spot in this situation?

by Grinder in Training on Aug 19, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Assuming yes

How do you people see the outfield potentially unfolding next season?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

right now, i'd say exactly the same as it is right now.

q! – swish – dye

those guys aren’t going anywhere, and neither are pk and thome. doesn’t seem like there is really any other option.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

do you think anybody's gonna call about BA

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it hinges on how he plays in the Spring and what the club does with Thome.

If they let Thome walk, maybe they move Swisher to a corner, Dye to 1b/dh with Paulie picking up the other, and finally let BA roam center.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, i could understand someone wanting to give him a shot at a starting role,

but for that same reason i think the sox keep him around as 4th outfielder next year, maybe try to give him a little more time, and then, if things go well, he becomes your everyday centerfielder in 2010. his + defense is a nice bench piece for a team with a starting group like ours. imo, he’s not good enough that you have to start him, and i’m skeptical that anyone else values him highly enough that you give him away, so why not keep him?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 19, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah i'd love to see him stay here

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

You think the Sox pick up Thome's 09 option?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's almost guarenteed to vest automatically

If he reaches a certain number of PA’s then it no longer is an option

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

It will get vested, unless he gets shut down completely.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Any plans to resurrect the Old Roman?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Antichrist reference?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 19, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or Charles Comiskey, pick your poison

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

oops

how right you are

I was looking at Cot’s, but didn’t look past the 09 club option in the first line :-P

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 19, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Longtime Sox fan, new to this blog

I gotta say the Sox have been really clicking the last few games. Its just unfortunate that the Twins are sticking around. I don’t know how much more of a statement the Sox can say to the Twins to forget about catchin’ them.

by kaplock on Aug 19, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Just taking a glance at lookout landing and this comment made me laugh

It’s interesting how some teams have 3 CFers and the White Sox have zero.

by jeeves on Aug 19, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL at their open gamethread song

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 19, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

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