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Game #127: Gamethread #2

Headed to the 5th, Sox up 9. Looks like a laugher, with even General Soreness contributing.

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"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 2:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The "In Cold Blood" type of twin killings,

or is it a book of the history of the DP?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is street no longer the a's closer?

is it zeigler?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 20, 2008 2:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep

Street = set-up.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cue circus music...

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 20, 2008 2:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

longest pickle ever

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2008 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, that ball was nutted...

Ibanez is sick.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 2:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

if .880 ops = sick, what are chipper, pujols, bradley, etc.?

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

terminally ill.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i tell you what fiesty

that ibanez is as big a sox killer as there is in the american league.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 20, 2008 2:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

at least he's OPSing .250 higher against the twins.

(before this game)

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 20, 2008 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glad you have something to complain about... after the HR, maybe Gavin is on your radar?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope, 3 ER in 6 innings would be fine to me.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do believe their splits are extreme though

The bullpen really struggles on the road vs at home

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Aug 20, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gavin's line looking like it plays on Broadway

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 2:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's no Washburn!

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2008 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Top of the 8th inning for the A's...

Down 3-1 to the Twinkies. They have only this inning to score because Joe Nathan will surely mow them down in the 9th.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 2:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

***BREAKING NEWS***

White Sox broadcaster Darrin Jackson reporting that Alexei Ramirez is “All-World Defensively”

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2008 2:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DJ "Aram all world defensively"

Uh oh here it comes

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Aug 20, 2008 2:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hadn't considered that angle.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

neither had dj.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

also babbling about his controlled chaos in the batters box

“an interesting case study”
mercy. is he actually trying to make sense?
he should not be employed as a baseball announcer.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 20, 2008 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dennys Reyes with a leadoff walk to Jack Cust...

Go A’s!!!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 2:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You suck, Bobby Crosby...

Flyout, Cust still at 1B with 1 out. Carlos Gonzalez up…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesse Crain coming in to replace Dennys Reyes...

and facing Bobby Crosby.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

somebody will try and trade for him

But I don’t really want to let him go.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Aug 20, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't either.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you get a 2-out hit, when you're up by 7

Is it still clutch?

Zen, mother fuckers.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 20, 2008 2:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Brian anderson

Think he is FINALLY reaching all that potential

Bloggin'

http://bierjournal.blogspot.com/

by Six Pack on Aug 20, 2008 2:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The honies would agree.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 20, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That he is finally living up to his potential?

I didn’t say ‘he would look hot in a tight pair of Levi’s’ or anything

Bloggin'

http://bierjournal.blogspot.com/

by Six Pack on Aug 20, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Getz sighting.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2008 2:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is ridiculous!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 20, 2008 2:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and embarrassing.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 20, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay this is ridiculous

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Aug 20, 2008 2:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and embarrassing.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 20, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

say, are you new here?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you need to work on the pickup lines, chi.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you come here often?

better?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it is better.

in the first one ‘say’ was meant to direct you to say ‘are you new here’ and not actually say say. m’kay?

and i’m always a fan of just whipping it out. actions speak louder than words.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

got it. Hey Options! Wanna fuck?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't ask...tell!!!

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooh. I see how you did that.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2008 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

right click, if need be.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the more you know
Who hasn’t dreamed of striking it rich like Alex Snelius? A few years ago, the semiretired truck mechanic from the southwest suburbs won one of the biggest individual windfalls in the history of the Illinois Lottery-a payout of $18.5 million after taxes. If you’re now imagining how much better your own life would be with the luck of Alex Snelius-the splendors you could afford, the tee shot you could perfect, the Trumpian swagger you could affect-then read on. His is a cautionary tale about the perils that can accompany great wealth-evidence of something we all know but sometimes have trouble remembering: money doesn’t buy happiness (though it sure can buy a lot of other stuff).

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 20, 2008 2:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck the offense.

Our pitching has been………

ESPECTACULAR!!!!!

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 20, 2008 2:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking A's suck.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 2:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

When do the Carl Weathers posts start?

"Lemonade was a popular drink back in the day and it still is.."

Gangstarr

by Big Daddy Kool on Aug 20, 2008 2:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tweaked his leg / foot on a running-in catch...

Didn’t look like anything serious, not that it matters. He doesn’t mean much to the roster anymore with Griffey around.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what are you talking about?

his pinch running has been indispensible since ozuna left.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he means JR can fly, don't need Wise.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2008 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously

what jumped into the Griff’s pants?

by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2008 2:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sss alert

until today, jr’s ops was 0.48 with the sox, now its up to 0.638

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 20, 2008 2:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's surpising all of us!

preview, my good man, it works wonders!

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 20, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Swisher!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 2:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hopefully may will be a distant memory soon. almost up to .800

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why is Swisher not batting second yet?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

15-3, sweep imminent, and you're rearranging the lineup?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's deck chairs. twins won the world series. ova.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes...

Swisher is a better hitter than Pierzynski and should be getting more AB’s than him.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 of 4 bombs with 2 outs.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too. My outsourced friend at mlb.tv tells me that I can watch it 45 minutes after the game is over.

And then thanked me 15 times for providing my email address and name.

I hung up cuz he was cutting into my radio stream by that point.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2008 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes. talent with a .143 BA

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

in 7 at-bats. give the son of tim hulett a break.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

really? he's another Junior!

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twins win.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 3:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ROAD TRIP!!!!!!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 20, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, let's see how they like anaheim

and why on earth are the angels playing a night game in tampa tonight when they have to play tomorrow in anaheim?

whatever happened to getaway day?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 20, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A 4-game sweep by the Angels would be nice.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

those nasty tv contracts.

i’m sure arte will be crying in his money.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mark teixeira will accept damp bills.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Swishers "phantom" hip bump

made me actually laugh out loud.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 20, 2008 3:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i really hope barista doesn't plunk somebody.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uribe's numbers are climbing fast...

What is with these walks?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 3:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it's the bottom of 7...maybe he's too tired to swing?

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's ahead of o.c. in ops now. unreal.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

resurrect the death match?

.239 v. 227

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was about to post that.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I take offense to that picture...

My son is a retard.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you on the right, him on the left.

guess it runs in the family.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you guys are going to get SSS picketed

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That guy on the right is pretty svelte...

I am at least two bills heavier than him.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the Angels don't sweep the Twins, does that mean the season is...

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 20, 2008 3:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

3 out of 4 would be nice...

Hell, even a split would be nice as long as the Sox take care of business.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

win expectancy hit 100% when horacio struck out tug.

they should just stop playing then. save the bullpen.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 20, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha. Farmer just pronounced Putz

“Pootz”

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2008 3:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I hereby claim this ass-whooping on behalf of

Herb Perry, Brook Fordyce, Rocky Biddle, Matt Ginter, Greg Norton, Jim Parque, Mike Sirotka, Harold, Paulie and the rest of that sorry-ass 2000 team that couldn’t win a playoff game vs. Seattle.

FUN FACT:

2000 White Sox Salaries

C. Lee – $275k
Paulie – $305k
Maggs – $425k
Cal Eldred – $5.4 million

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Aug 20, 2008 3:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I always thought Mike Sirotka looked like Edward Norton.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2008 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jose Valentin looked Like Freddie Mercury

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Aug 20, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was just a 'stache.

:)

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2008 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time to panic

Sox now scoreless in two straight innings.

by the wolf on Aug 20, 2008 3:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sox offense in 24 innings this series.

39-104 (.375), 10 doubles, 10 homers, 16 walks, 33 runs

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

South Side Hitmen Deux

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Aug 20, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

slugged about .760 in the series as a team. ridiculous.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Griffey makes that catch easy.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 3:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nessie and saenz come through with some easy, breezy relief action.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

another fun fact

sox have outscored opposing teams 72-23 over the last ten games

by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2008 3:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

a depressing fact

seattles elimination number is now 7. they could be mathematically eliminated by the end of the week.

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Aug 20, 2008 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why is this sad?

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not saddened.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

$30 a head would cheer them up right quick

And she speaks Frog!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought it's only $5 for head.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ask HSA

She takes you ’round the world for $30. I believe she also offers it ala-carte, so $5 may be in the wheelhouse.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we get Ichiro to defect?

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Aug 20, 2008 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

poor ichiro

that man deserves to be on a good team for once

by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2008 3:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think he was

In Japan

Bloggin'

http://bierjournal.blogspot.com/

by Six Pack on Aug 20, 2008 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's the one who signed an extension last summer in seattle.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He had his shot

No one had a gun to his head when he signed that mega-contract.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we agree again, i guess. damn. ;-)

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pwned

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you'll be pwned yet for ignoring my t-shirt demand.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

jeeves has never said I was full of $h!t, you POS.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's not around here often enough.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Often enough to get a free T-shirt

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

your taunting will be duly noted in your permanent record.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he holds that t-shirt over peoples' heads like it's a king's ransom.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 20, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

when it was really just a queen's mail order.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

iseewhatyoudidthere.

andilikeit.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 20, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You guys are the cheap screws that won't fork it over to Jim.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ssh told me that nobody reads his website, so i steer clear.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 20, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am willing to pay.

Nobody has responded to my request (by nobody, I mean you, WU).
Do you fear the post office?

I do….

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 20, 2008 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My mail address was made public last eve

Use it w/ your contact info. You’ll get one. You need something to cover your too-frequent naked body.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone here good with .gifs?

We need one of Swisher celebrating with himself.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 20, 2008 3:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And Griffey ran into the dugout tunnel after his homer...

because he didn’t want to feel the wrath of the butt-bump.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Define "Celebrating with himself" - Can we show that here?

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Aug 20, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Think "Billy Idol"

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck!

i had no idea today was a day game. i just got home from work and turned on the tv to see the wrapup! motherfucker! it looks like a laugher too.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 20, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

6-0 after 1, 8-0 after 2. even jr. hit a bomb.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

colin, you are employed?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's the funny...wu referring to mm as coling.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why so serious?

Those < 50 are the only ones who can flirt with satire?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, I missed that one

Picture, please?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wu, did you try and stop a baseball bat with your face.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 20, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not the original, but still entertaining.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 20, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

even better. i figured his wife would be younger, though.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The one in the pink shirt?

You want younger than that? You are sick.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hsa looking a little worse for wear, there.

and why is she raising the roof?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 20, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer Alicia Sacramone...

even though she sucks balls at gymnastics. Probably because she is a bit too top-heavy.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alicia is 20

but agreed. I prefer Gabby Reece.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you see mr. rock and roll, pt. 2 just got out of vietnamese prison

after his 2nd conviction (first in uk for child porn, this time for the dirty deeds with a 10 and 11 year old in vietnam)?

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't

but (the pain to the youngsters excepted) that is a hilarious story .

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the child sex laws overseas are ridiculous.

in england, he got 4 months for having thousands of child porn images on his computer (he took it to be repaired without removing the pics…whoops). then he got 4 years and ended up service less for getting it on over and over with some pre-teens in vietnam.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've never complained about a woman being too top-heavy.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 20, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you've never seen the bbc my boobies are too big show, have you?

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, but it sounds like bullshit.

regards

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 20, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bollocks. sounds like bollocks.

yours

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i haven't watched any gymnastics this olympics, but she's pretty good-looking.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 20, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are 16, don'tcha know?

But I prefer the Americans.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now I remember

Thanks.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yikes...4 feet to the left and that kid is toast

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Aug 20, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's my wife - I'd never let that happen

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of our roving editors who is time/space challenged

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A new "Sonic" just opened up in Aurora. They are hiring.

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Aug 20, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

scotty strikes again

Wise update
By Mark Gonzales, 2:48 p.m.

White Sox center fielder Dewayne Wise suffered a strain of the right adductor muscle and will be re-evaluated before Friday night’s game against Tampa Bay.

Wise suffered the injury while making a diving catch of Bryan LaHair’s drive to end the top of the fourth inning and limped off the field. Former White Sox left fielder Scott Podsednik suffered an injury in the same area, but the extent of Wise’s injury wasn’t known yet.
 

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn...and I really thought this would be his breakout year.

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Aug 20, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

With Griffey around and Ozzie having no problem with playing him in CF or RF...

May as well replace him with a reliever.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

especially with getz up now.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a shame that Wasswermann tears it up in AAA...

but then immediately sucks once he is called up.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

p-p-p-p-oreda?

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not until September 1st, I'm sure.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably Broadway back up...

and serving as the bullpen’s jizz-mopper. If Richard gets rocked, then maybe he starts and Richard goes back to the bullpen.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wassermann.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you out of your mind?

there’s only one man for this job: jerry lee owens!

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 20, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still sponsoring his page?

How many hits?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

**pukes**

I guess I wouldn’t mind if he only pinch-runs for guys like Thome, Konerko, Dye, and Griffey late in games.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haven't seen getz in action yet. does he run well?

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If my math is correct...

Have the Sox scored 46 runs in the last 4 games?

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Aug 20, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

As i said before

the sox have outscored opposing teams 72-23 in the last ten games

by BoeJouma on Aug 20, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not nearly as remarkable as 46 in 4, boe.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is a pentagram in the Sox OF

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 3:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

To larry's Wise news

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the postgame

I am pretty sure Ozzie just referred to Alexei as “The Weasel”. New nickname? Weasel?

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by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 20, 2008 3:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i buy it

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 20, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I still think that is the funniest picture in the history of Man.

And it’s on Toonder’s drivers license!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

satire, maybe. straight humor, out.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like you remember the concept of "straight", Left Coast Cowboy

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leave the guy alone...somebody buy him a good meal fer chissakes.

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Aug 20, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leftovers are just as good the 2nd time around in this instance

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but you can't leave 'em sitting out.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 20, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gives a whole new meaning to "eating out"

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Aug 20, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"what's for dessert?"

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 20, 2008 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whipped this up really quick...

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Im sure Thecip can do a better job.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 20, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha awesome

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 20, 2008 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, I thought this guy was out for the season...
Twins activated second baseman Alexi Casilla from the 15-day disabled list.
Casilla missed less than a month with a thumb injury that the Twins initially feared would knock him out of the entire season. He’ll resume starting at second base and hitting second in the lineup, making him an asset in AL-only leagues again. With Casilla back in the mix, the Twins figure to give Nick Punto plenty of action at shortstop, leaving Brendan Harris to platoon at third base and Adam Everett to sit on the bench.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 20, 2008 4:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

for now, white sox 3rd highest scoring team in MLB.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 4:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If someone scores negative runs

we can move up tonight.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or if some other teams score a bunch, we can move down. :-(

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 20, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buzzkill

SSH massaging off on you.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 20, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha ha!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 20, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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