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finally some peace and quiet.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Your Ebay should be running first pitch

it’s the last thing they’re expecting ;)

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 22, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

konerko

is 5-9 lifetime off bradford.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the sox can spot them outs

and still win.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

man, jim. cowley was on the score this morning and it was fucking hilarious.

he compared his new baby to orlando cabrera, because it ignores him. and it only got better.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I clipped the Uribe part

Going to post it tonight.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i only caught a few minutes.

i wake up to the score because it gets me out of bed quickly.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

can we stop trying to win this game like the twins and just win it like the white sox?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

jre reminds me of an american indian in some strange way.

hilarious, nonetheless.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally, bitches!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I bet Ozzie called for that bunt too.

So many fuck-ups in this game.

When will Ozzie realize that the only way this team can score is via the longball?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hi-yo!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

withdrawn.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i just wish

kelly dransfeldt was up

by BestKosherPolish on Aug 22, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

who can help us at a time like this?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q

My dorkness is revealed

by 815Sox on Aug 22, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Quentin took that pitch finally...

He loves the low ball.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he's such an asshole

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that's what I said.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're such an asshole.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dare balfour to throw one over

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He just did.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and another.

ouch

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And again.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

he’s done pitching to Q! now

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

that guy in scout seats has an awful color polo, vendor green

by BestKosherPolish on Aug 22, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ahhh fuck

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

tough pitch.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon, JD.

I hear the right-center gap is nice this time of year.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why are they taking these right down the plate?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

because you touch your baby at night

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Larry...

Go beat off to your old man sucking himself off porn.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's intentional.

Nothing to do with what they’re looking for.

by expatnyc on Aug 22, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's 1919 all over again on the south side.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

down the middle!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he's not gonna get something better to hit than those 2.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a strike, heh.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

it was inside

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

6 outs left

how many will we give away?

by shaftr on Aug 22, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

8!

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fucking rays version of easy heat

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

More stranded baserunners.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHITE SOX GO 161-1; SSH2005 PISSED

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

can't believe they stranded a runner on 3rd in early may.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope...

but only 2 runs on 9 hits and 5 walks does piss me off.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Cubs would've gone 162-0

Typical Sox…choking motherfuckers can’t finish a perfect season

by hitlesswonder on Aug 22, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twins would have went 180-0

Found 18 extra games somewhere

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

somehow this game was more fun earlier

i can’t quite put my finger on what has changed to make it so much more unpleasant.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sorry, guys, my fault.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, i know this is obvious

but its these at bats where Q has to earn the MVP. and he hasnt looked good tonight. if i recall correctly, JD also looked bad when things got tough in September a couple of years ago.

by Sox Fan Louie on Aug 22, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he really sucked in that series in october, too.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2006

not 2005 douche

by Sox Fan Louie on Aug 22, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

right. point?

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats it.

and sorry about the douche, thats not usually my style but im a little frustrated right now.

by Sox Fan Louie on Aug 22, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH NO!

Dotel

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Please lord!

Please help somehow

by Option27 on Aug 22, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And that's game...

Hmmm, maybe JRE is right… haha.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this game is ovah

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Atmosphere!

Booing helps.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who cares about booing?

If Dotel does than he needs to get a new job.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tongue. cheek.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that wasn't particularly subtle.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know that and I know that

But it still went over his head.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it just occurred to me that baldelli is hitting cleanup for the rays.

i was gonna make a joke about it, but he just called me and told me to shut up.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

all those who prefer the sox to do well take one step forward

not so fast ssh

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kazmir tomorrow... not good.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep. Automatic loss.

Just like Lee, Sabathia and King Felix.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

For christ's sake, dude.

No pitcher is an automatic loss against this team.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or any team?

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Commence the booing...

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

you

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

See, here's what I meant

Obviously his pitch selection is terrible. He had a 1-2 count, then puts it up and out over the plate. To say it would be anything besides putrid is obviously understating it.

But THAT’S EXACTLY WHY I CHOSE THAT ROUTE! Because it’s so obvious that his pitchers aren’t just “a bit off” that people would perhaps be inclined to not take it seriously.

Now we play the waiting game…

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DON'T READ HIS COMMENT!

READ MINE! I’M YELLING AND HE’S JUST TALKING!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

shouldn't be in the left stands?

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah you beat me to it

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i seriously need a shirt with my name across my chest.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I'm a douchebag for being pissed off that the Sox failed to score with so many opportunities...

but you skip town when the Sox insure the loss? You’re a joke.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I'm a joke because I have a baby to take care of?

Meanwhile, you post pictures of dead horses and an old man sucking his own dick.

Yeah, someone is a joke…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ssh must be one of the most humorless people on earth.

i still think i’m dead-on that he has aspergers.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He won't last long

The ump/coach/team/parents will see to that.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dear octavio

stop it…you’re buggin the world ya fuck

regards….wait no regards jackass

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

JRE is looking like a genious right now.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you really have reading trouble, man.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's ok

the rays just acquired RA Dickey and are using him for the rest of the series

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

party hard

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now help me out

Would it be better to lose by one run or four?

Obviously, if they lose by four, then they’re limp-lumbered pussies who can’t do anything against TB’s bullpen.

But if they lose by one, then they can score a bunch of meaningless runs but can’t deliver when it counts.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell is that?

Looks cool, whatever it is.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What you need

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Timely run-scoring hits?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to Hawk

Alexei is “out of sorts” because “he has swung at everything that has come his way”

And now he homers

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 22, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Actually, he took the inside pitch right before.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't hear the comment.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that should be your sig.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who the hell wants to actually listen to Hawk?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

right back atcha

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously. who would want to listen to a chicken little that says the same shit over and over again,

even though we all know it’s coming?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and that makes a difference how...?

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

god this team sucks.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"They didn't draft him bcause he hit 94-96"

“They drafted him because he would sign for cheap.”

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Che is Zen

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you, Alexei...

Would have been even better without Dotel’s performance.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just gotta get that negative vibe in there, eh?

Can’t resist it. I think larry’s diagnosis is right.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's unpossible

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why do we bother?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 runs? Yeah, I will take the chance.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, shit. you just went back to the future all over his ass.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

the sox are winning. i just rolled my 20 sided die for disbelief and i got a 20, so dotel’s outing never happened.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

che!!!!!!

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

jr made em pay alright

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That one was foreseeable.

His feet weren’t the picture of confidence.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i told you 3 runs won't win this game

now i’ll say six runs won’t win this game

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a helluva pitch

Or an awful call.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hold 'em, score 3 runs

and go home

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Happy Birthrday DJ

I hope you wished for a White Sox rally

by Option27 on Aug 22, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

in addition to a never ending bowl

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Delmon Young with a 2-run homer.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why are you the way that you are?

Every time we try to do something fun, or exciting, you make it not. that. way.

I hate so much about the things you choose to be.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No thanks.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

c'mon, admit it

you love it

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not at all...

I do think it’s funny how the stat-heads here thought that the Twins would go away eventually.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he's walking people

It was a nice run of effectiveness for Ramirez

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 22, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha, nice pickoff.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

c'mon, admit it

you love it

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There we go

there’s the botched execution on the pickoff…. Now the parallels are complete

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 22, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, good bullpen tonight.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

c'mon, admit it

you love it

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i told you

6 runs won’t win this game

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We keep, keep bleeding runs.

You cut us open and weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ho-Ram throwing up some meat.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the first 4 innings of this game did not properly prepare me for the last 5.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

are you telling me i should be drinking?

it feels like you’re telling me i should be drinking.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adam Russell... the sacrificial lamb.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

People taking Zobrist for the first time should not operate heavy machinery

As Zobrist could cause a sudden drop in blood pressure. Other side effects include dry mouth, fatigue, vomiting, massive weight gain, crabs, priapism and death.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A guy I work with went to high school with him and is friends with him...

I guess Zobrist is really religious. True story.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i roll for disbelief

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he went to olivet nazarene university

was a stud there and transfered to an NCAA school. i go there and met a couple of guys who played with him.

by Sox Fan Louie on Aug 22, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm not done rolling for disbelief

i can’t find my 4 sided die.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

because of the connection i tend to root for the guy...

whenever he’s not playing against us. i was happy for him when he got traded from the astros to the rays because he got a chance to play in the bigs. i thought to myself “he might be in a crappy team but at least he’s playing.” here we are one year later. who would have thought?

by Sox Fan Louie on Aug 22, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

now i can't find my 12 sided die.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't know

i seem to have misplaced quite a few.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zobrist is from Eureka, Illinois...

Ronald Reagan’s birthplace.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zobrist

He’s VERY religious. To a scary level where he could kill a clubhouse if he wanted.

by Bull Pain on Aug 22, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

im sure he is

olivet nazarene is a christian private school and most people that go there are. some in good ways and some not so much. from what ive heard he’s a good guy though.

by Sox Fan Louie on Aug 22, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't think that story was unbelievable enough to warrant the true story disclaimer.

even in this day and age.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously Cheat, can we take a collection

to hire some overseas Chinese or Indian programmer to programmer us up an ignore feature?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Then you can choose to not ignore him

That’s the beauty of the system!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i suspect a liar

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like how you are pissed off at me because the Sox are losing and the Twins are winning...

Be pissed off at the Sox horrific offense and bullpen tonight.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I'm pissed because I have to read your douchebag commentry

The Sox losing and Twins winning are much less annoying.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

c'mon, admit it

you love it.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that whole successories-style poster design has really gotten huge.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

is that from that nicolas cage movie?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

st. louis seems to have found a way to plate some runs tonight.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 10:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

top of the order to ya'

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what the hell was he doing

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

who? SSH?

i was asking myself the same thing

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah...he just bailed the fuck out on that one curveball

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q working on mastering the 6 run shot...it can be done

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 10:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It sure looked like it by his last cut there.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, only 30 minutes

until the gold medal soccer match between argentina and nigeria on cnbc. messi is gonna run riot. we’re gonna need a new gamethread.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

meanwhile larry nowhere to be found now that he found out men's diving in speedos is on

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And this ballgame is ova...

That sucked.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well played

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Angels are continuing where they left off late last night...

2 hits through 5 innings.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Angels are crap

They’ll get rolled in the playoffs like they’ve done every year since the ‘02 luckfest. The Yankees aren’t going to be around for them this time.

by Bull Pain on Aug 22, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

4-0 Twins now.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worst possible start to this weekend?

Why, yes it is D.J.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

5-0 Twins...

Weren’t these assholes supposed to start losing now that they are on the road and facing a good team?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how easily you forget...

when you’re america’s team you’re never on the road….and we’re talking about the twins…who’ve won the division and the WS this year like 25 times

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of the things that pisses me off the most...

They lose one of their better bats in Michael Cuddyer and replace him with Denard freaking Span…

Who ends up performing even better than Cuddyer with the bat and he’s better defensively and he has speed. .889 OPS? C’mon…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he should drop back down to earth soon....i hope

but carlos gomez will make up for when he sucks

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*clearly*

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And they just called up this Randy Ruiz guy to DH...

and he’s raking as well.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

9-0 Twins...

Nick Punto is studly.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

8-0 Twins...

Either the Twins are better than everyone thinks or the Angels are overrated.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'ed.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta admit

I really need to work on games like this not completely ruining my night. I know it shouldn’t affect my mood so much, but it does. Pretty much every fight I’ve gotten in with my girlfriend recently is due to a terrible White Sox collapse.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 22, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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