Game #128: Gamethread #3
by The Cheat on Aug 22, 2008 9:14 PM CDT
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finally some peace and quiet.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Your Ebay should be running first pitch
it’s the last thing they’re expecting ;)
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 22, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
konerko
is 5-9 lifetime off bradford.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the sox can spot them outs
and still win.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not particularly adept bat handling.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
man, jim. cowley was on the score this morning and it was fucking hilarious.
he compared his new baby to orlando cabrera, because it ignores him. and it only got better.
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I clipped the Uribe part
Going to post it tonight.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i only caught a few minutes.
i wake up to the score because it gets me out of bed quickly.
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can we stop trying to win this game like the twins and just win it like the white sox?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*JRE turns to camera*
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jre reminds me of an american indian in some strange way.
hilarious, nonetheless.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet Ozzie called for that bunt too.
So many fuck-ups in this game.
When will Ozzie realize that the only way this team can score is via the longball?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bunt was a great idea, o cab just sucks
by usualsuspect on Aug 22, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fial
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That statement is empirically false.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't realize that tonight's promotion at the park was to give away outs
crikey
by hitlesswonder on Aug 22, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hi-yo!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wasn't. They just suck.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
withdrawn.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who has numbers on balfour vs. us
we did okay if i remember
by BestKosherPolish on Aug 22, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
1 2/3 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 3 K
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thome 1-1, uribe 1-2 with a BB
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just wish
kelly dransfeldt was up
by BestKosherPolish on Aug 22, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I've watched G. Balfour a fair amount lately....
not a good matchup for Q.
by stanchar on Aug 22, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who can help us at a time like this?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Strikeout machine pitching...
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lets bring jim baldwin out of retirement to be our long reliver
by usualsuspect on Aug 22, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The pitcher or the author?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Oh No! Dotel in the bullpen
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Quentin took that pitch finally...
He loves the low ball.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's such an asshole
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that's what I said.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're such an asshole.
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
upton arm
has me worried, dont know on gross
by BestKosherPolish on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Looked strong the one time he threw it with urgency to the infield.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dare balfour to throw one over
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He just did.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and another.
ouch
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And again.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
he’s done pitching to Q! now
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
that guy in scout seats has an awful color polo, vendor green
by BestKosherPolish on Aug 22, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ahhh fuck
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
tough pitch.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, JD.
I hear the right-center gap is nice this time of year.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So he's got one pitch
and we’re surprised by it
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 22, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why are they taking these right down the plate?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
because you touch your baby at night
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's intentional.
Nothing to do with what they’re looking for.
by expatnyc on Aug 22, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's 1919 all over again on the south side.
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
JD is done...
he missed his pitch on the 1-0
by stanchar on Aug 22, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
down the middle!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's not gonna get something better to hit than those 2.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think you have it tonight, pal.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a strike, heh.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope
it was inside
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eddings zone seems all over the place
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fucking rays version of easy heat
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was watching the Rays play some other team a couple nights ago
and he did the same thing.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
probably some shitty team. like the angels or something. no good team would get beat by that guy.
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It might have been the Angels
God knows they suck.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
More stranded baserunners.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHITE SOX GO 161-1; SSH2005 PISSED
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can't believe they stranded a runner on 3rd in early may.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Cubs would've gone 162-0
Typical Sox…choking motherfuckers can’t finish a perfect season
by hitlesswonder on Aug 22, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twins would have went 180-0
Found 18 extra games somewhere
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
somehow this game was more fun earlier
i can’t quite put my finger on what has changed to make it so much more unpleasant.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sorry, guys, my fault.
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, i know this is obvious
but its these at bats where Q has to earn the MVP. and he hasnt looked good tonight. if i recall correctly, JD also looked bad when things got tough in September a couple of years ago.
by Sox Fan Louie on Aug 22, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he really sucked in that series in october, too.
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
right. point?
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats it.
and sorry about the douche, thats not usually my style but im a little frustrated right now.
by Sox Fan Louie on Aug 22, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
256/ .346 /.489
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go back in time and DFA him!
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And that's game...
Hmmm, maybe JRE is right… haha.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this game is ovah
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Atmosphere!
Booing helps.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who cares about booing?
If Dotel does than he needs to get a new job.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tongue. cheek.
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SSH does not understand subtlety.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that wasn't particularly subtle.
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know that and I know that
But it still went over his head.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it just occurred to me that baldelli is hitting cleanup for the rays.
i was gonna make a joke about it, but he just called me and told me to shut up.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the baldelli HR was the "rays play of the game" and the 3rd of may 07 was his last HR against the twins
by usualsuspect on Aug 22, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
all those who prefer the sox to do well take one step forward
not so fast ssh
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kazmir tomorrow... not good.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep. Automatic loss.
Just like Lee, Sabathia and King Felix.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So they can't score on Edwin Jackson but they are going to beat up Kazmir, huh?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man you *are* a douchebag
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For christ's sake, dude.
No pitcher is an automatic loss against this team.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or any team?
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
right, but especially this one.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Commence the booing...
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
you
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitch location seems a bit off
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
See, here's what I meant
Obviously his pitch selection is terrible. He had a 1-2 count, then puts it up and out over the plate. To say it would be anything besides putrid is obviously understating it.
But THAT’S EXACTLY WHY I CHOSE THAT ROUTE! Because it’s so obvious that his pitchers aren’t just “a bit off” that people would perhaps be inclined to not take it seriously.
Now we play the waiting game…
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DON'T READ HIS COMMENT!
READ MINE! I’M YELLING AND HE’S JUST TALKING!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
shouldn't be in the left stands?
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah you beat me to it
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He really needs to stop locating it in the outfield seats
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dotel has around a 5 era in August...I'm wondering if it's physical
by hitlesswonder on Aug 22, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i seriously need a shirt with my name across my chest.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's atmospherical.
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to say boron
Always been a fan.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All right. Time to leave the homestead and seek booze. It's been real.
by expatnyc on Aug 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So I'm a douchebag for being pissed off that the Sox failed to score with so many opportunities...
but you skip town when the Sox insure the loss? You’re a joke.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but you skip town when you have to take care of your kid? you're a joke.
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I'm a joke because I have a baby to take care of?
Meanwhile, you post pictures of dead horses and an old man sucking his own dick.
Yeah, someone is a joke…
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you have a sarcasm detector, or did it not come standard on the model your parents bought?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ssh must be one of the most humorless people on earth.
i still think i’m dead-on that he has aspergers.
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel bad for when his kid is in little league
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He won't last long
The ump/coach/team/parents will see to that.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dear octavio
stop it…you’re buggin the world ya fuck
regards….wait no regards jackass
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JRE is looking like a genious right now.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you really have reading trouble, man.
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's ok
the rays just acquired RA Dickey and are using him for the rest of the series
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
junior's gotta be pissed he bothered to leg out that double.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 22, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
party hard
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that was fun...the game thread was more dispiriting than the game which is impressive
I think larry was on to something when he was staying away from game threads
by hitlesswonder on Aug 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or you know, you could just ignore a certain user
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 22, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They put that feature in yet?
I never got that script to work
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't need a feature to ignore marriotti
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 22, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
marrioti posts here?
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shotgun works better than the scalpel.
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now help me out
Would it be better to lose by one run or four?
Obviously, if they lose by four, then they’re limp-lumbered pussies who can’t do anything against TB’s bullpen.
But if they lose by one, then they can score a bunch of meaningless runs but can’t deliver when it counts.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think thise three runs to get back into a game late count
so ill go with that
by Sox Fan Louie on Aug 22, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell is that?
Looks cool, whatever it is.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Timely run-scoring hits?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's a Zen rock garden
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the Twins and Angels are playing to see which team has the most futile offense.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
None of the above.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to Hawk
Alexei is “out of sorts” because “he has swung at everything that has come his way”
And now he homers
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 22, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually, he took the inside pitch right before.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually, what hawk was doing was a rhetorical device and not meant to be take literally.
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't hear the comment.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that should be your sig.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who the hell wants to actually listen to Hawk?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
right back atcha
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously. who would want to listen to a chicken little that says the same shit over and over again,
even though we all know it’s coming?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and that makes a difference how...?
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
god this team sucks.
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"They didn't draft him bcause he hit 94-96"
“They drafted him because he would sign for cheap.”
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you, Alexei...
Would have been even better without Dotel’s performance.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or lack thereof
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just gotta get that negative vibe in there, eh?
Can’t resist it. I think larry’s diagnosis is right.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, without Dotel's performance the Sox are winning.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's unpossible
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless, you know, the same series of events doesn't happen.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why do we bother?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 runs? Yeah, I will take the chance.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you really are not making sense
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He seems to think I'd rather have the Sox down four than down one.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's called "projecting"
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 22, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, shit. you just went back to the future all over his ass.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
the sox are winning. i just rolled my 20 sided die for disbelief and i got a 20, so dotel’s outing never happened.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
che!!!!!!
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Meaningless
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gotta make 'em pay
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 22, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
jr made em pay alright
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, that is something that happens to the Sox in Oakland.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That one was foreseeable.
His feet weren’t the picture of confidence.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i told you 3 runs won't win this game
now i’ll say six runs won’t win this game
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, he was winded.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"it's coming right down the middle, i should probably do something with this pitch.
but that means i might have to run to first."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 22, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was earlier
but thats baseball
by Sox Fan Louie on Aug 22, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a helluva pitch
Or an awful call.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Eddings zone is all over the place
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hold 'em, score 3 runs
and go home
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Happy Birthrday DJ
I hope you wished for a White Sox rally
by Option27 on Aug 22, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
in addition to a never ending bowl
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Delmon Young with a 2-run homer.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why are you the way that you are?
Every time we try to do something fun, or exciting, you make it not. that. way.
I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The guy right below me just posted the score and Hawk just said it.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you watch the Office?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No thanks.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He only watches the Death Wish series.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
c'mon, admit it
you love it
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not at all...
I do think it’s funny how the stat-heads here thought that the Twins would go away eventually.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon the Twins already won the 2008 World Series
This is all just for show
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never said that...
but the Twins were supposed to be in third place by now.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who was going to put them there? Detroit?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You must have missed all the posts here from a couple months back.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably was too busy with final exams and commencement activities.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't say you did say that
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he's walking people
It was a nice run of effectiveness for Ramirez
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 22, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha, nice pickoff.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
c'mon, admit it
you love it
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paulie? Is that you?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Never mind. Not an easy throw.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There we go
there’s the botched execution on the pickoff…. Now the parallels are complete
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 22, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's where it crosses the plate!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Horacio, we are dead.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Wow, good bullpen tonight.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
c'mon, admit it
you love it
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i told you
6 runs won’t win this game
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We keep, keep bleeding runs.
You cut us open and weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ho-Ram throwing up some meat.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the first 4 innings of this game did not properly prepare me for the last 5.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"I help those who help themselves!"
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you telling me i should be drinking?
it feels like you’re telling me i should be drinking.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam Russell = Win
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Adam Russell... the sacrificial lamb.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
People taking Zobrist for the first time should not operate heavy machinery
As Zobrist could cause a sudden drop in blood pressure. Other side effects include dry mouth, fatigue, vomiting, massive weight gain, crabs, priapism and death.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A guy I work with went to high school with him and is friends with him...
I guess Zobrist is really religious. True story.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i roll for disbelief
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he went to olivet nazarene university
was a stud there and transfered to an NCAA school. i go there and met a couple of guys who played with him.
by Sox Fan Louie on Aug 22, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not done rolling for disbelief
i can’t find my 4 sided die.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
because of the connection i tend to root for the guy...
whenever he’s not playing against us. i was happy for him when he got traded from the astros to the rays because he got a chance to play in the bigs. i thought to myself “he might be in a crappy team but at least he’s playing.” here we are one year later. who would have thought?
by Sox Fan Louie on Aug 22, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now i can't find my 12 sided die.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know
i seem to have misplaced quite a few.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zobrist is from Eureka, Illinois...
Ronald Reagan’s birthplace.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reagan was born in Tampico, IL. He grew up in Dixon, IL. He went to Eureka College.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zobrist
He’s VERY religious. To a scary level where he could kill a clubhouse if he wanted.
by Bull Pain on Aug 22, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im sure he is
olivet nazarene is a christian private school and most people that go there are. some in good ways and some not so much. from what ive heard he’s a good guy though.
by Sox Fan Louie on Aug 22, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't think that story was unbelievable enough to warrant the true story disclaimer.
even in this day and age.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't watch the Twins @ Angels game on MLB Gameday if you don't want to get pissed off.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Even worse
Is watching it live….
UGHHH
by Option27 on Aug 22, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You probably should take your own advice.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's nothing that doesn't piss off SSH
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 22, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and there's nothing that SSH doesn't piss off.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously Cheat, can we take a collection
to hire some overseas Chinese or Indian programmer to programmer us up an ignore feature?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
without him i just dont feel complete on this forum...
by usualsuspect on Aug 22, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then you can choose to not ignore him
That’s the beauty of the system!
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i suspect a liar
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how you are pissed off at me because the Sox are losing and the Twins are winning...
Be pissed off at the Sox horrific offense and bullpen tonight.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 22, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Getting angry makes them play better, GRRRR!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 22, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not why people are pissed off at you.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I'm pissed because I have to read your douchebag commentry
The Sox losing and Twins winning are much less annoying.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
c'mon, admit it
you love it.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that whole successories-style poster design has really gotten huge.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that from that nicolas cage movie?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know. But I thought SSH would identify with them.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 22, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish Linebrink had made his saving throw vs shoulder injury
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 22, 2008 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
st. louis seems to have found a way to plate some runs tonight.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 22, 2008 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They were -350 too
Hope nobody bet the Cubs with Marquis vs Lannan
by Bull Pain on Aug 22, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
top of the order to ya'
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 22, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what the hell was he doing
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
by furby2056 on Aug 22, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs