Game #129: WhiteSox (73-54) vs. Rays (78-49)
Tampa Bay Rays at Chicago White Sox, Aug 23, 2008 2:55 PM CDT
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Today's lineup...
SS Cabrera
CF Swisher
LF Quentin
RF Dye
DH Thome
1B Konerko
2B Ramirez
3B Uribe
C Hall
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
I just noticed
Its weird to see DH, 1B, 2B, 3B all in a row like that.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 23, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully Swisher will have a big day in the two-hole.
Why so serious?
FOX's HD channel is sucking...
but Hobby looked damn good in the first inning. Throwing gas in the mid-90’s.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Its coming in great for me
Looks better than any of my other HD channels.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 23, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
If that DID hit Cabrera, it probably would have broke his hand...
Wow.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
woohoo, thanks MLB and Fox!
blacked out from mlb.tv and NYC market is getting the fucking Phillies game, whooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooo.
thank god for my p2p
that's cool
i’m stuck watching the cardinals. thanks central illinois for being a fucking wasteland
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
its bad enough we have to miss the wciu games
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Scott Kazmir for Victor Zambrano...
one of the worst trades ever?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
That's up there...
but Chris Carter still has time to pan out. Victor Zambrano was a washed up bum back when the Mets acquired him.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Groundout, infield pop-up, walk, infield pop-up...
Inning over.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
wow good shatner
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Sox are taking the pitches right down the middle and swinging at the crap.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
I think Scott Kazmir is known for making batters do that
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Befuddling hitters into poor decisions
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
he's like alcohol that way
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 23, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
kinda like your mom that way too
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
And Scott's a magician
He gets sensible people making terrible decisions
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
"sample size", what is this making sense?
I see what you did there.
nice to see boston blown out. Boston is reeling with injuries right now. Drew is likely out fo the season with a herniated disc in addition to the problems with Beckett
but we get this awesome LAD-PHI action!
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 23, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Man, Ramirez just swung at a pitch that was a foot off the outside of the plate.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
not suprising
its kind of his thing
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 23, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
this is a great at bat for the cuban missle
granted he’s swinging at terrible pitches, but staying alive, that counts for somethin
He couldn't lay off the high heat...
Kazmir walked him about 3 times.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Anyone who wants to score runs...
but I posted right below that it was a successful inning.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Nothing hit out of the infield in 2 innings?
Hmm. Pretty interesting.
Javy is gassing it
95 to Bartlett says Gameday
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Leave it to Cabrera to swing at shit and ruin the good pitch-count work.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Nicky McSwisherson certainly can.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 23, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
The Sox are going to avoid the no-hitter by working Kazmir's pitch count.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Kazmir is on pace for 126 pitches for 6 IP
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
16 pitches. I'll take it. Funny how on gameday I was able to tell that the pitch Swish put in play was a grounder to 3rd before they told me.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
this has got to be
one of the sox’ most boring games this year. and on top of it we’re going to have a rain delay. wonderfull.
a little early for that call.
so far it’s 2 good pitchers dominating. to me, that’s pretty damn entertaining to watch.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
with a K!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
is Q pissed right now?
those two fastballs probably looked delicious
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Well, that's a nice way to break up the no-hitter.
Why so serious?
feels good to laugh again!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
we are all friends sharing a moment.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
...laughing and enjoying our friendship, and someday we'll look back on this with much fondness.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
while enjoying a nice cup of coffee

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 23, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
We won't be laughing for long.
As we all know, since Kazmir is pitching, we lost this game already.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 23, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, one run lead in the 4th inning...
This is a guaranteed W.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
My sarcasm detector just exploded.
It’s not used to this from you.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 23, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
One more scoreless inning by Javy and a thunderstorm would be nice.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
4.5
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
err.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
if we're winning, 4.5.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
it's a classic.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Yeah, all those idiots praying for rain in Denver might have been a bit off.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
I feel like the relative who can't make it to the party and calls and then has the phone get pased around
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
I'm seriously considering calling MLB out on this bullshit. So Fox pick fours gams for Saturday baseball
and MLBTV blacks out all four, despite the fact that they aren’t airing in all markets?
So pretty much what this means is that now that the Sox are in a pennant race, we can expect this every weekend? That’s pretty fucked up, right there.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
I gave them an earful for this when I lived in Boston.
There’s unfortunately nothing that can be done about it.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 23, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Ever wonder why Javy seems to lose his control every now and then?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i take that back
that apparently isn’t that big. bleh
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Haha, Fox has Griffey listed as a RF
Even they think Ozzie isn’t that dumb…
He is now hitting well...
and I don’t mind him in the lineup. Problem is, Thome can’t play anywhere else but DH and neither Quentin nor Dye can play CF. It’s a funny situation. Would be awesome if we could have a second DH.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Please stop making even veiled references to That Which Shall Not Be Named, announcers.
Why so serious?
Voldemort is such a bitch
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
is that a harry potter reference?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
There realy needs to be a memo sent out. No hinting, no saying, don't even whiff.
Ignore completely. THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO WHITESOX.COM!!
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
god damn fox
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 23, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice inning for Hobby...
15 pitch inning but he still shut em down.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
javy being really economical with his pitches today. i love it.
and this is where i call wu back out about all this shit he gave me for saying i like javy on the bump. wu you’re a douchebag!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
change to k lexei coming shortly
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Haha, how did Ramirez even foul off that pitch?
Head-high and a foot outside.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
you're first mistake was throwing alexei something within 4 feet of the plate.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
touche
douche
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Was that douche or douché?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 23, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
and that literally is the first mistake i've ever made.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
you can cancel my postgame show.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
That ball couldn't have been shot from a cannon any better than that.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
neither can ooribe!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
The only saving grace is that Fat Toby looked pretty good against Kazmir in his last AB.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Only when he fails
C’mon, you should know better than that. Only the most negative interpretations of negative results are acceptable.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Why can't we be friends?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 23, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I love that song
I just hate some of the immature dick in the mouth shit some peeps say here after a while.
It's like a wonder of the world
Like the world’s largest ball of yarn or something.
To be gawked and amazed by, not complained about.
My two cents.
Coffee is for closers.
i actually got the game on radio!
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
it's early enough in the game that that's still true i guess
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
it actually went from
79.8 to 79.5, then to 81.1 after toby’s single. now down to 77.6 after the DP.
brian anderson would've caught that...
that isn't a constant
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
much better than his earlier pace
but he’s still not going to get that far past the 6th. i did read that they’ve taken his pitch count off though.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
your appearance
you are the bad luck incarnate
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Yo yo yo Fuckface!
I got mad money on this game after everyone thought i was an idiot for betting against Kazmir.
Javy is pitching well and we’re up 2-0.
I can’t get excited?
FUCK OFF
slow your roll.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i thought we had gotten to to the point
that you knew it was joking
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
oh the humanity
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
POS.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 23, 2008 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
i blame the fox crew for saying vazquez had 17 up 17 down
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
motherfucker.
if they would have fuckin stopped hinting at it so goddman much. it was like their life was on the line and all they had to do was say no hitter without saying the words ‘no hitter’
"you gotta be careful on the first pitch fastball to bartlett, especially middle in"
-Steve Stone
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
good job javy. don't stop now.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
HaveI missed anything?
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
javy is good. you suck.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
fucksticks
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Javy is losing some velo mayhaps
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i'm a little concerned.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
new thread, quick!
this is getting sketchy!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
ohhhhh shitbag cockballs
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
3 in a row, go for one more
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I blame option27.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 23, 2008 4:32 PM CDT reply actions
c'mon javy
give up the 3 run dinger, you tease you
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 23, 2008 4:33 PM CDT reply actions
i wish fox would show the pitch speed.
but they dont. their too busy with all the dicks in their mouths
alright fatty way to haul it in...
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
i can has new gamethread?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
a worked count that leads to a baserunner
could get Kazmir out for sure for the 7th
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
JERMAINE HAS CAUGHT FIRE
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
that was a pitcher's pitch he just took out.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i've been reading the archives of those all weekend
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
what a great piece of hitting
that was well inside
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
gameday had that pitch
in the right handed batters box.
was it like the one he hit off verlander?
brian anderson would've caught that...
It was like the kind of home run a power lefty hits
off a low and inside pitch.
Coffee is for closers.
sounds like it
i swear, he wasn’t doing much of that last year.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Farmer reading Kazmir's lips:
“I can’t believe he hit that out”
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
"No way, no way, now way - AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!"
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
*no*
I think I’d better start drinking heavily.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Stupid KW signing JD to a stupid contract in the off-season.
Horseshit 30-something players.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
JD:Kazmir::The Joker:Harvey Dent (at least in the movie)

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