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Game #129: WhiteSox (73-54) vs. Rays (78-49)

Tampa Bay Rays at Chicago White Sox, Aug 23, 2008 2:55 PM CDT



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Tampa Bay Rays
@ Chicago White Sox

Saturday, Aug 23, 2008, 2:55 PM CDT
U.S. Cellular Field

Scott Kazmir vs Javier Vazquez

Partly cloudy with a 40-percent chance of rain. Winds blowing from right to left field at 5-15 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 85.

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Today's lineup...

SS Cabrera
CF Swisher
LF Quentin
RF Dye
DH Thome
1B Konerko
2B Ramirez
3B Uribe
C Hall

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I just noticed

Its weird to see DH, 1B, 2B, 3B all in a row like that.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 23, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

FOX's HD channel is sucking...

but Hobby looked damn good in the first inning. Throwing gas in the mid-90’s.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Its coming in great for me

Looks better than any of my other HD channels.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 23, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brad Guzan sucks.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

woohoo, thanks MLB and Fox!

blacked out from mlb.tv and NYC market is getting the fucking Phillies game, whooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooo.

thank god for my p2p

by madvillian on Aug 23, 2008 3:05 PM CDT reply actions  

that's cool

i’m stuck watching the cardinals. thanks central illinois for being a fucking wasteland

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 23, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

its bad enough we have to miss the wciu games

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 23, 2008 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scott Kazmir for Victor Zambrano...

one of the worst trades ever?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 3:06 PM CDT reply actions  

That's up there...

but Chris Carter still has time to pan out. Victor Zambrano was a washed up bum back when the Mets acquired him.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quentin reminds you of Jose Canseco?

You don’t say…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice walk for Quentin.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 3:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow, nice 9 pitch inning by Hobby.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 3:17 PM CDT reply actions  

wow good shatner

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Aug 23, 2008 3:18 PM CDT reply actions  

the good.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think Scott Kazmir is known for making batters do that

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Befuddling hitters into poor decisions

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's like alcohol that way

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 23, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

kinda like your mom that way too

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Scott's a magician

He gets sensible people making terrible decisions

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 23, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice walk by Konerko.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

"sample size", what is this making sense?

I see what you did there.

nice to see boston blown out. Boston is reeling with injuries right now. Drew is likely out fo the season with a herniated disc in addition to the problems with Beckett

by madvillian on Aug 23, 2008 3:24 PM CDT reply actions  

but we get this awesome LAD-PHI action!

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 23, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

not suprising

its kind of his thing

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 23, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn, foul...

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Keep working this bastard...

Get his ass out of the game.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

this is a great at bat for the cuban missle

granted he’s swinging at terrible pitches, but staying alive, that counts for somethin

by BoeJouma on Aug 23, 2008 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

He couldn't lay off the high heat...

Kazmir walked him about 3 times.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone who wants to score runs...

but I posted right below that it was a successful inning.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

47 pitches for Kazmir through 2 innings...

Great success.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

he can throw 200 for the no-no

a dangerous man.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 23, 2008 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Javy is gassing it

95 to Bartlett says Gameday

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Keep fouling shit off, Fat Toby.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 23, 2008 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kazmir is on pace for 126 pitches for 6 IP

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions  

this has got to be

one of the sox’ most boring games this year. and on top of it we’re going to have a rain delay. wonderfull.

by BoeJouma on Aug 23, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions  

a little early for that call.

so far it’s 2 good pitchers dominating. to me, that’s pretty damn entertaining to watch.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

6 pitch inning...

Nice.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

with a K!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

is Q pissed right now?

those two fastballs probably looked delicious

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Q! doesnt dive into HBP's

he just doesnt move. fuckin badass

by BoeJouma on Aug 23, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Dye homers...

1-0 Sox.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

JD!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

That was a nice golf swing by Dye.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

YES!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 23, 2008 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

feels good to laugh again!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

we are all friends sharing a moment.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

...laughing and enjoying our friendship, and someday we'll look back on this with much fondness.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

while enjoying a nice cup of coffee

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 23, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

We won't be laughing for long.

As we all know, since Kazmir is pitching, we lost this game already.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 23, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, one run lead in the 4th inning...

This is a guaranteed W.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

My sarcasm detector just exploded.

It’s not used to this from you.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 23, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

64% to win atm

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

is it 4.5?

innings that constitutes a full game? i forget

by BoeJouma on Aug 23, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

5

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 23, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

4.5

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

err.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

if we're winning, 4.5.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

MM,

i fully appreciate everything you have going on with Snatch

by BoeJouma on Aug 23, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's a classic.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

this cards-atlanta game is fucking awesome.

fucking fox.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 23, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm seriously considering calling MLB out on this bullshit. So Fox pick fours gams for Saturday baseball

and MLBTV blacks out all four, despite the fact that they aren’t airing in all markets?

So pretty much what this means is that now that the Sox are in a pennant race, we can expect this every weekend? That’s pretty fucked up, right there.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 23, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I gave them an earful for this when I lived in Boston.

There’s unfortunately nothing that can be done about it.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 23, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ever wonder why Javy seems to lose his control every now and then?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:07 PM CDT reply actions  

i take that back

that apparently isn’t that big. bleh

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

NERD ALERT!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 23, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the pitch calling...

Throw him a groundball.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 4:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Gotta throw a strike, Hobby.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 4:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Good job nutting up there.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is now hitting well...

and I don’t mind him in the lineup. Problem is, Thome can’t play anywhere else but DH and neither Quentin nor Dye can play CF. It’s a funny situation. Would be awesome if we could have a second DH.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Voldemort is such a bitch

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

is that a harry potter reference?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

There realy needs to be a memo sent out. No hinting, no saying, don't even whiff.

Ignore completely. THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO WHITESOX.COM!!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 23, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

god damn fox

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 23, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice inning for Hobby...

15 pitch inning but he still shut em down.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 4:11 PM CDT reply actions  

javy being really economical with his pitches today. i love it.

and this is where i call wu back out about all this shit he gave me for saying i like javy on the bump. wu you’re a douchebag!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

change to k lexei coming shortly

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:14 PM CDT reply actions  

stanchar?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 23, 2008 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

i guess nother FB

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 23, 2008 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha, how did Ramirez even foul off that pitch?

Head-high and a foot outside.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 4:14 PM CDT reply actions  

HUGE TRIPLE BY RAMIREZ!!!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 4:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Hopefully these guys don't make me broke!

Looking good . . .

On fucking Yahoo Game Channel

by Option27 on Aug 23, 2008 4:15 PM CDT reply actions  

you're first mistake was throwing alexei something within 4 feet of the plate.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 4:15 PM CDT reply actions  

touche

douche

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

and that literally is the first mistake i've ever made.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

you can cancel my postgame show.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

neither can ooribe!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

C'mon, Uribe...

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 4:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Only when he fails

C’mon, you should know better than that. Only the most negative interpretations of negative results are acceptable.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 23, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eat shit.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love that song

I just hate some of the immature dick in the mouth shit some peeps say here after a while.

by Option27 on Aug 23, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why do you think we keep saying it?

You : Jinx :: HSA : Port slut.

She has a bigger sac than you.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 23, 2008 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whatevs

I love yall either way.

Just hate the childness

by Option27 on Aug 23, 2008 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's like a wonder of the world

Like the world’s largest ball of yarn or something.

To be gawked and amazed by, not complained about.

My two cents.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 23, 2008 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big sac fly.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 23, 2008 4:17 PM CDT reply actions  

i actually got the game on radio!

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 23, 2008 4:19 PM CDT reply actions  

win expectancy went down

from 80% to 79% after that sac fly.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 23, 2008 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

it's early enough in the game that that's still true i guess

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

it actually went from

79.8 to 79.5, then to 81.1 after toby’s single. now down to 77.6 after the DP.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 23, 2008 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

shitcock!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 23, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

that isn't a constant

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

much better than his earlier pace

but he’s still not going to get that far past the 6th. i did read that they’ve taken his pitch count off though.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woo!

I wish I was actually watching this shit

FUCK FOX!

by Option27 on Aug 23, 2008 4:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Jinx what!?

WTF are you rambling about now?

by Option27 on Aug 23, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

your appearance

you are the bad luck incarnate

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 23, 2008 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yo yo yo Fuckface!

I got mad money on this game after everyone thought i was an idiot for betting against Kazmir.

Javy is pitching well and we’re up 2-0.

I can’t get excited?

FUCK OFF

by Option27 on Aug 23, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

slow your roll.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

i thought we had gotten to to the point

that you knew it was joking

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 23, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh the humanity

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 23, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

POS.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 23, 2008 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

cancel the

motherfucking postgame show.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 23, 2008 4:27 PM CDT reply actions  

i blame the fox crew for saying vazquez had 17 up 17 down

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 23, 2008 4:28 PM CDT reply actions  

motherfucker.

if they would have fuckin stopped hinting at it so goddman much. it was like their life was on the line and all they had to do was say no hitter without saying the words ‘no hitter’

by BoeJouma on Aug 23, 2008 4:28 PM CDT reply actions  

"you gotta be careful on the first pitch fastball to bartlett, especially middle in"

-Steve Stone

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:28 PM CDT reply actions  

good job javy. don't stop now.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 4:28 PM CDT reply actions  

HaveI missed anything?

;)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 23, 2008 4:28 PM CDT reply actions  

*Have I*

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 23, 2008 4:28 PM CDT reply actions  

javy is good. you suck.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

fucksticks

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 23, 2008 4:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Javy is losing some velo mayhaps

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:29 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm a little concerned.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:31 PM CDT reply actions  

new thread, quick!

this is getting sketchy!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

ohhhhh shitbag cockballs

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 23, 2008 4:31 PM CDT reply actions  

3 in a row, go for one more

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:32 PM CDT reply actions  

I blame option27.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 23, 2008 4:32 PM CDT reply actions  

alright fatty way to haul it in...

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 23, 2008 4:33 PM CDT reply actions  

i can has new gamethread?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

100 for KAZ

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 23, 2008 4:42 PM CDT reply actions  

a worked count that leads to a baserunner

could get Kazmir out for sure for the 7th

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:43 PM CDT reply actions  

DYE

It’s gotta be the Ozzie-stache

by 3E8 on Aug 23, 2008 4:43 PM CDT reply actions  

JD!

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 23, 2008 4:43 PM CDT reply actions  

JVP!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 23, 2008 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

NFW WTF OMG DYE!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 23, 2008 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

JERMAINE HAS CAUGHT FIRE

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

that was a pitcher's pitch he just took out.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 23, 2008 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

what a great piece of hitting

that was well inside

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

gameday had that pitch

in the right handed batters box.

was it like the one he hit off verlander?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 23, 2008 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

It was like the kind of home run a power lefty hits

off a low and inside pitch.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 23, 2008 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

sounds like it

i swear, he wasn’t doing much of that last year.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

i vote

to keep kazmir in the game

by BoeJouma on Aug 23, 2008 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Farmer reading Kazmir's lips:

“I can’t believe he hit that out”

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

"No way, no way, now way - AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!"

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 23, 2008 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

*no*

I think I’d better start drinking heavily.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 23, 2008 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

"no"

I forgot to flush in the hotel room

by RoyEgan on Aug 23, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stupid KW signing JD to a stupid contract in the off-season.

Horseshit 30-something players.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 23, 2008 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

JD:Kazmir::The Joker:Harvey Dent (at least in the movie)

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

score?

i thought thomer hit one out, gamecast has 3-1…

by Illini0509 on Aug 23, 2008 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

he k'd

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 23, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

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