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"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 25, 2008 4:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Players who can not play in this game...

White Sox -

Alexei Ramirez
Javier Vazquez
Bobby Jenks

Orioles -

Guillermo Quiroz
Jay Payton
Daniel Cabrera
Jamie Walker
Dennis Sarfate
Jim Johnson

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 25, 2008 4:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

si

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 25, 2008 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

kdub's a moron for not getting huff

i just like to rant without doing research mind you

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 25, 2008 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ain't that the truth!

/psst…when was he available?

I’m off of research as well. It was a mother of a habit to kick, but I think I’m doing much better now.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 25, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my research indicates otherwise, but fuck it.

"that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 25, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what you get for doing research

you should farm that stuff out to bangladesh

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 25, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

while i may rant and make boneheaded comments about the sox

i save my nuanced opinions and analysis for my actual research, haha

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 25, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how, exactly, does a mofo hit?

perhaps like a woodchuck chucks?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 25, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks.

I didn’t see anything in the suspended box score about that.

The White Sox are presumably at an advantage the longer this game goes.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 25, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I predict a whole lot of swinging from the heels

everyone trying to end the game off whatever schlub reliever is in.

Lets hope our guy does it to them before their guy does it to us.

I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator

by Nordhagen on Aug 25, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

List is irrelevant

Q-uperman is all that is needed to end this bitch.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 25, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

of course

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 25, 2008 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question about Quentin...

steroids, yes or no? My wife says yes.

My own take is that everyone is a suspect.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 25, 2008 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who cares?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's correct

it’s hard to give an answer to a question you don’t care about at all

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then don't answer.

It’s not a complicated question.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 25, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i pushed the conversation in a more meaningful direction

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2nding colin's comment

worse things have happened in baseball than steroid use

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 25, 2008 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ouch

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

listen up mofo

timo is a winner, check out how many world series rings he has

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 25, 2008 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

argubly the best 1stbaseman i've ever seen period

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i miss you!

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what was bad about steroid use that can't be explained by the way the situation was

allowed to precipitate?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

they’re probably not good for you.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 25, 2008 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

right, but as long as we aren't talking about use by minors

then it’s adults who are risking their health in favor of their earning potential.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're pigeonholing me on the basis of a single statement?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck.

i mean i think it’s sad that such is the case, but pro sports is a tremendously competitive environment without a ton of payoff for the players. which is why i really like what sheehan said about the draft. we’re screwing the players so we can have fun. that doesn’t seem right.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so, you know, let's fix the system instead of berating players for trying to make the best of things

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it reads okay to me

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you're question is what was bad about steriods use in MLB for reasons other than

the context which allowed it to precipitate:

1. its harmful to your health
2. its illegal

but what i was trying to say is fuck all that, there were much more significant ethical dilemmas in the history of baseball than jose canseco winning the mvp over mike greenwell.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 25, 2008 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i <3 Q

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

early evidence says HGH isn't effective in stat padding efforts

at least according to a report presented to the SABR convention

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

neither is "My own take is that everyone is a suspect."

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 25, 2008 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steroids are a salve for human frailty.

Being a God, Q does not suffer from human frailty.

Hence, no steroids.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 25, 2008 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so nothing played the fusion chamber to his dr. manhattan?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

Good thing I read the wikipedia article on Watchmen, elsewise that would have gone straight over my head.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 25, 2008 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we are serious about our reference material up in this bitch

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Station!

I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator

by Nordhagen on Aug 25, 2008 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that like ssh and kenwo

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its retro night tonight.

We should wear our throwbacks. Does anyone remember how it was in April 28th? I think Crede was still good, and Quentin was just started to pound bitches in the lockerroom.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 25, 2008 5:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I would LOVE to see

a walkoff shot, with an angry crowd, that would be cool.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 25, 2008 5:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

1 walk with the royals

2 walks in his last two appearances with the Sox?

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 5:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

should've started nessie....

automatic walkoff win

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oooo

wasn’t Montanez from the infamous 2000 draft?

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 5:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

My question with the Aybar play is

Why didnt he just tag AJ? He was no more than a foot away from him when he lobbed it. He basically just dropped it over AJs shoulder.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 25, 2008 5:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

cuz he was thinking about being in his brothers shadow

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

because the rays, like other first place ballclubs, screw up rundowns, apparently.

second place ballclubs, on the other hand, don’t do that. or the cubs.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 25, 2008 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

when does it start?

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 25, 2008 5:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it's on now

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

got it

on mlb.tv

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 25, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's started

Q just missed a home run.. couple feet short on the warning track.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 25, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

shouldn't u.s. cellular rules apply?

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 25, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Put up one of those bright orange plastic fences for the game.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 25, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck just missed it

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

joe clutch

that would be like so much awesome if crede hit a home run

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 25, 2008 5:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well.. that was a better swing than the one he left town with.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 25, 2008 5:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

question.

if sherrill pitched the last inning of the suspended game, shouldn’t he be able to start off this one?

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Aug 25, 2008 5:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

His arm is too tired

You dont just let him pitch 2 innings in a row like that, cmon.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 25, 2008 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

your favorite right?

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just making himself available to the other ladies he hasn’t been able to get to yet.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 25, 2008 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fucking great

I LOVE BUCK MARTINEZ

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

to wahat are you referring?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 25, 2008 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nevermind. i think you mean tv

i’ve got baltimore’s radio announcers.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 25, 2008 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the O's broadcast team

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bring unto me a gift of fat

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

like these?

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AJ's due

0-for-6 with 6 LOB.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

did he like clone himself or something?

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wouldn't it be el misil de Cuba lol

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

touche salesman

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DJ is right

it did look like old Joe Crede with the way his throw sailed down the first base line, but Paulie snagged it.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 25, 2008 5:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uribe is like 10 los misiles de cuba

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They really assume Juan is a good defender

because they have yet to illuminate the 1B icon at the top…

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 25, 2008 5:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's the U

you can’t really expect too much

by Grinder in Training on Aug 25, 2008 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

does HoRam not have a change?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hi

sox win this thing now, yes?

by Trooper on Aug 25, 2008 5:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fial

I forgot (already) that URibe ended the last innign with a K

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

since this is a continuation from the game in april...wiz should be here right

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

shawn johnson is even younger!

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll put my bet on the Twins to win the Series in June.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 25, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wiz = win

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sand is his vagina, he'll be back when its cleared out.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get that man a douchenozzle

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 25, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hilarious

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 25, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its a variety pack.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Which shitty band is that?

Snakes N Barrels?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 25, 2008 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol, Brutal.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reading these threads in a school library seems like a waste of tuition money

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 25, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'll be doing it soon enough too it's totally worth it

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a different animal watching the games when not posting here

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 25, 2008 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't even know how to anymore

unless i’m at the park or in a bar

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe she's from Houston

Of course an elephant is larger than THE Warren Moon.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 25, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

These retro stats are freaking me out

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 25, 2008 5:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't like the attitude

ffs, it’s a win man as important as any other in the season

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 25, 2008 5:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Um...

…whose attitude?

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they look like they couldn't care less

they are gonna lose this and it was on a plate for the them

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 25, 2008 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they do?

funny how i don’t see that

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why don't you go blow it out your ass

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

do what?

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 25, 2008 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know what's lame?

3 well hit balls, no base hits.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cancel the Post-Post Game Show.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 25, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it's the lack of onion on his belt

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if that would've been a home run...i bet they would've acted like it was a walk-off

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thank you for going foul

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

watching Q play

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

When playing Russian Roulette

You don’t keep pulling the trigger just because you did it successfully without splattering brain matter everywhere on your first attempt.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 5:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ahhh fucksticks

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 5:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh you gotta be shitting me

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

looks like it's HoRam or bust

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

why do i say stupid shit like this?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 25, 2008 5:52 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

not sure that's a good thing

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MOAR NESSIE

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WALK OF-

waitjustaminute

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i hate this, we should have won this

but we are gonna fuck it up, what a mess. I am shaking my head

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 25, 2008 5:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you're insane dude

but hey, it makes me lol

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why should they have won it?

any more than say a 5% advantage.

by Trooper on Aug 25, 2008 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

because we are a better team than Baltimore

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by hoodlight on Aug 25, 2008 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

where are all the fans then?

ground looks like a fucking wake

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by hoodlight on Aug 25, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

balmer is rough yo

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's that supposed to mean?

please explain

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by hoodlight on Aug 25, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

(removes deerstalker hat)

(rips off handlebar moustache)

(reveals SSH)

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And now for another exciting episode of Cubs Castoffs!

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 5:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

woo-hoo

getz time

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 6:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And that's why...

Pierzynski should be shaking off Mayor Daley, too.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 25, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

0-for-7, 7 LOB

At least he’s consistent.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuckin' AJ

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you Q!

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what can't he do?

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he just can't commit to a LTR

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

JOOOOE! CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDE!

Would be nice.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

At least we know Joe

will pop out, and not GIDP, hopefully.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 25, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

orca is going to catch them napping and grab third

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would be amazing.

And mildly unpossible with Getz on second.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 25, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh.

right.

sorry, i’m used to OC being ahead of AJ and Q

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least he hit it hard, encouring site.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sight even.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good call

and yes, this is a good move by ozzie

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only they had a better attitude.

All these hard-hit balls would fall.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah this luck stuff is tough to deal with as it is

they could at least care.

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why?

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're right

wasn’t thinking

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Aug 25, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rocky Cherry fears Griff

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 25, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

suckers.

they forget why the game was in the 12th in the first place.

by Trooper on Aug 25, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Getz just Blue himself

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Brutal fucking loss

12 walks, 3 runs

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

not to mention the hard hit outs

luck is not our mistress atm

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and we had our choice of good relievers to throw out there.

naturally you’d want to start with the worst.

by Trooper on Aug 25, 2008 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I cant wait until

Richard throws a complete game, and Ozzie looks like a fucking idiot for nothing throwing out the good pitchers. A win is a win, and he obviously didnt care about the first one.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 25, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i do not agree

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That wasn't the bullpen's fault.

They gave the offense multiple chances to win. They just didn’t get it done.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 25, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*their well struck batted balls did not find green grass

fixed

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dn, we're playing for one run there

i don’t know the run expectancies there, but i don’t think it was awful.

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pierzynski's a terrible bunter.

Do a hit-and-run if you want, but don’t bunt.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 25, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck damn cock ball shit

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well fuck there goes my mood.

turns out the sox have been tied with the twins this whole time.

by Trooper on Aug 25, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what a fucking cock up

they left their brains behind celebrating beating the Rays yesterday

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by hoodlight on Aug 25, 2008 6:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

or they just got unlucky

line drives and flyballs are desirous outcomes. after that it’s a matter of where it goes and how good the defense is.

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs