Game #131: Gamethread #2
by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 8:02 PM CDT
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i think i'm gonna like it here.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
reading some of john sterling's catch phrases.
i can’t say anything about his delivery, but he seems to be going for original, at least. i just think dj is not a bright man.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
This gamethread is making my penis soft.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
thank you.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
i've got a boner right now.
but i’ve tucked it into my belt so no one will notice it when the bell rings.
freshman year of high school for the win!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
my teachers always thought i was a good student by remaining seating past the bell
little did they know.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 25, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
i actually had some old friends in tears at a party recently doing my high school in-class boner monologue.
every guy knows exactly what i’m talking about.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Were they crying because you rehashed all those suppressed memories of when you used to sneak up on them in the gym class shower?
poor bastards.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
ah, women....
fuck ’em! am i right?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
exactly.
only not.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
boo!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Auschwitz porn! Excellent!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
My best buddy regaled me with a story last week about that very same subject
Except he said a girl told him “Mike, you always have a hard-on!”
A more complimentary statement could not be made.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
sox machine- "a little 'jokey', but pretty harmless"
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I simply must visit! Immediately!
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 25, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Run hither!
Make haste.
(but don’t tell him you’re there).
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Bermuda Triangle -
be careful.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
golly!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
I know, it's a shitty one, a quickie if you will.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
exactly.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Where's his unit?
No goddamn airbrushing, please!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Is that clutch?
I mean, it gives them the lead, but it’s only 1) a solo shot, and 2) in the sixth.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
He's not having as good a year as he did last year.
And that’s a fact!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
He'd be in the Hall.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I think there'd be a tiebreaker
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
And only a third of what Punto'll finish the season with.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
with RISP
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by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
the elegic tone is so appropriate.
cause, you know, he’s been dead for months.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 25, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Is this guy DFA'ed yet?
Or do we have to drag his corpse around next year, too? Dammit, anyway.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Yeah, he's a lot to schlep!
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Nessie sighting.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
He really, really looks at first base a long time
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
and then steps towards the plate.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Q-MAN LEAGUE
don’t you want me baby?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
His hair is getting progressively shorter
Was he in boot camp?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Thats the worst name Ive ever heard.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Its win baby.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Only 3 LOB?
Are we good, or what? No sense getting exhausted on the basepaths for nada.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
quality start!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
QS?
What do I win?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I'll take the used cake.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
same difference.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I am shock.
Shock, Jim.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i don't think i can continue to endorse a site that's owner engages in this kind of commentary.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Over/under when Shabadoo gets it out of the infield.
Tomorrow.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
can i cut anyone a slice of tits cake?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Happy birthday
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
hahahaha, that's funny stuff, Jim.
What’s that link again?
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
This was the one from the bachelorette party weekend I just attended.
Man, oh man, was it tasty!
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
OMGWTFBBQ!!
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Um, what is the brown ooze between the knockers supposed to be?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
yes.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
don't forget
the balls, etc.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I needed to see the first shaftr sighting tonight
to clarify that. That Christ we have so many contributing editors on this site.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
mmm
inter-racial titty fucking porn cake
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hope you aren't serious.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Hes slowly fading into dementia.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Republicans don't advocate interracial relations.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
interracial titty fuck cake.
that’s hardcore, but that cake looks tiny.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
8 year old breasts.
So you also have pedophilia going for you, too.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Like we didn't know that already.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
There were only 7 of us.
It was tall – it went a long way.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
hahahahhahahahaha.
it keeps working, no matter what.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
anything that fills up 7 chicks in one night
should never be questioned in size or quality
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
hahaha/
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
you have won this time, matt.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Give him a rec, you cheap bastard.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
baby steps, wu.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
yeesh, sounds like someone hasn't been eating his black cock cake lately.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
can't cock your cake and eat it too
unless you’ve removed your bottom ribs
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
heeheheheeheheheh.
I’m gonna stalk you now instead.
:)
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Something about filling up 7 women
sounds good to you, eh?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I hope you know
that was for WU.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
/taking my belt-tucked boner and my tits cake and going home.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
(on your flower bike)
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I sense a cakey-fuck happening later this evening.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Die a little, Jim, because I...have..to..
LOL!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Maybe if you throw some ice cream on there, it won't be so bad.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
still tastes like dick.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT DICK TASTES LIKE.
/runs home.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I would not know that.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
reconciliation?
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
NOT a serious ROY candidate. Really.
No, really.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
and dr joyce brothers
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Buck Martinez' hair = Ted Baxter's hair
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
he only sucks at home
and in oakland
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions
Absolut fail.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Nick the Greek!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Wow.
Great job on Nicky.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
see, down here in purgatory, we don't get this game or radio too well
so i have gameday on and a fistfull of dollars. they don’t mesh together too well
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Aw, quit your bitchin.
When I was in college we drank or got laid – no baseball was necessary.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
baseball wasn't televised back then
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
when i was in college
we drank and got laid… sucka
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
don't make me call bullshit matt
fess up
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i swear it happened once
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
What was his name?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
colin
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
we are all badasses who love to party hard!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Colin likes fistfuls.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
colin no esta aqui.
We’re talking about matt now.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
lets keep the talk about colin
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
matt's cooler anyway
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
contreras would've thrown
a perfect game and 2 no hitters… only to be bested by washburn’s 3 perfect games
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Richway/Broadward 08 = McCarthy 05?
Aged Cuban goes down. Rookie(s) pitch well in his stead?
Coffee is for closers.
i forgot there was a game going on
ya see, the man with no name lit a fire
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
The comeliness of a clout here by this batsman would be above questioning here.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
My thoughts - need the Gentleman Masher right here.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
2-0 - expected better. Had a pitch to hit, too.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
so how did joe get called up from triple-a after the way he played down there?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
He knew he was coming.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh U-Q....
that was perfect.
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by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
uhhhhhh yyyyyeeeeaaahhh
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by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Well....don't be.
I just replace any non-blasphemic use of “god” with “Q” now.
It’s nothing personal.
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by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
fair enough
:)
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by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
thats what she said?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably because of Wise going to the DL
Not worth losing somebody for 10 days, maybe.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Nice segue
“I DON’T KNOW WHAT DICK TASTES LIKE!”
Hey, how ’bout that Crede? Did he suck in the minors, or what?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
No shit.
I hate old people.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Thome, Paulie, and Jr.
Over a century of killing rallies.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
And his rays of youthful sunshine!
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by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll call your Anderson and raise you with my Cabrera
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Did we already talk about Getz getting sent down and Broadway called up?
I missed large swaths-o-gamethread.
Coffee is for closers.
Man, the Orioles really wasted a ton of money on relievers.
Walker’s got two years at $4.5M each left. Danys Baez makes $4.5 this year and $5.5 the next. Chad Bradford at $3.5M for 2008 and 2009.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Don't throw stones man
We’ve got the recently ineffective Dotel and the indefinitely on the DL Linebrink
AIM: SouthSideCheat
At least Dotel was two years
But I was thinking of them with the Linebrink deal.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Walker I can understand, maybe.
Vizcaino got the same or more, IIRC, at the same time. But Baez and Bradford? Baez has been toast for at least a couple years.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Right as the Orioles' announcers were saying how he 'had his stuff tonight.'
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by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
What did we pay for Dotel and Liney?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Dotel - $5M, Linebrink - $4.5M.
Overall: Dotel – 2/$11M, Linebrink 4/$19M
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
what was all that female bodybuilder crap?
am i right, guys? i flagged the shit out of that guy.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
"I DO NOT KNOW WHAT DICK TASTES LIKE" guy
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i was tempted to make that my sig
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
I changed mine a while back.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
i took a stand that you wouldn't be brave enough to.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
A "stand?"
Is that how you are comforting yourself?
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
He already said how that would happen tonight
Hence, the thread.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Well.
This is my realm after all.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
i still love that guy though cuz he showed me the vast potential of my great beauty
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
he changed things.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Nice AB's in that last inning with two runners on and nobody out.
Everyone trying to hit the 3-run jack.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Well, it's not like the Sox needed any insurance runs with the way the bullpen has been pitching.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
I will still eat the dip.
Let’s eat the dip in the car. Fuck these guys.
Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Isn't that also your responsibility as the dip-maker?
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
fun while it lasted
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Thorne seemed to like it
Looked fairly routine for Joey.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think the post in question should turn red
And maybe weep softly.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
MM should feel an electric shock as he types.
Aversion therapy.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
That would really make this site all the more interactive.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it does turn red with mulitple flags... Lets find out...
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wow.
I had to write a little description too.
They don’t ask for that when you rec….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
me, too.
i wrote this:
i don’t know who this guy is, but he acts like he owns the place.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I said
all of the above.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Me too.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
well I feel special now
It’s working as intended. I just wasnt’ sure how it was supposed to work….
AIM: SouthSideCheat
i suppose it shouldn't turn red.
wouldn’t want to encourage people to get their comments flagged.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
or draw the unsuspecting into looking at that picture
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
So what do you intend to do about MM's flag?
The bastard.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I'm gonna stay down here at the bottom of the thread.
Don’t wanna risk scrolling up
AIM: SouthSideCheat
Dick happens.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Meaning, no red shows for me.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Sadly, we understood you.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
a puppy dies
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
An alert gets put on a blog management page I never use.
I don’t know what happens when I get multiple flags of the same item though, since it happens so rarely
AIM: SouthSideCheat
Welcome back, Joe.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Wow, that ball was smashed...
Crede doesn’t make that play and it’s soon to be tied.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
that logo reminds me of the commodore logo
I miss my C64. what a nice computer
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Wow, that was a scary inning...
Don’t the Orioles pack Bobby’s shit?
Insurance run(s), plz.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Well, they got the game to Jenks
But considering his recent history against the Orioles, that might not be a good thing.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Exactly...
But the odds have to go in Jenks favor at some point, right?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
i thought he started this year well
with the aj video and twittering
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Great pickup. Lousy throw.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Not good enough for ROY consideration.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Or his shitty SB's.
The kicker.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
.800 tonight
is good enough for this evening.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
you're not a judge?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
So does matt.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
And he shows.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
he'll take you to the candy shop
let you lick the lollipop
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
that was a fucking bomb.....foul
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
You straddled it
Bad and improving in the same sentence – very confusing to the Gods.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I tried using that excuse the first time I overslept and was an hour late.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
they run a tight ship at arby's, huh?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
is this thing on?
c’mon people, this is good stuff.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
After your memorable self-disclosure earlier
I can’t possible hope to respond.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
that's a pretty foreboding comment for those of us in the central time zone.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
fucker
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone should flag this.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i wonder what that guy does for a living
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Well, if the Sox blow this game...
It will be Jenks fault but you can also look at the stellar AB’s by Thome, Konerko, Griffey, and Pierzynski in these past two innings.
No insurance runs for you, Booby.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
so you're blaming half of the people that played in the game?
can you even feel bad if everyone is to blame?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Much better
Definitive.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Thank you - yes, I am.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
No way AC goes 2-2.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
and this game is ovahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
Please explain significance.
Pitching, defense and health.
Hey, where you been hiding?
Your buddy Heinz – 1 is boycotting for a few days, sez he. I need some other AARP’ers posting. It’s lonely out in space.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i can't stop watching the guy in the front row go side-to-side.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I like the woman 2 heads behind him.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
i've seen that move before! am i right?
eh? eh? eh? eh? eh?
yeah, you know what i’m talking about.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Get over it man - it was months ago!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
4-3 kissing of the sister
Is Erstad still on this team?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Imitiation is the most sincere form of flattery.
Thank you. And for those that blamed me for the end o’ the streak, eat me. It’s a “W”.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Its been really fun to watch
My mom is an Illinois delegate and is 12 rows back. I’ve caught a few glimpses of her tonight. My dad leaves wednesday for Denver.
I bet John Edwards it hitting on your Mom.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
right after he's done with your wife
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
She's with your Dad.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
so that's what all that noise is....she sure is a screamer that one
If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.
i believe this is what's known as preaching to the choir.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
She learned from your Mom.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
so glad i'm not watching diane sawyer in hd
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Its Michelle O's night tonight at the convention
so maybe the Twins chances of losing have gone up tonight
Did you already miss the speech...
by the fat drunk with the gigantic head who killed his girlfriend in a drunken driving stupor?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Yeah, and he's still alive...
Can’t say the same for Mary Jo Kopechne, unfortunately.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
It's a shame you know nothing about history...
Maybe your dad will teach you someday.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Did he crash his car under a bridge while drunk driving and leave his girlfriend to drown too?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Well, why not? I'm surly and you're a fucking dolt who doesn't know when to quit.
And it’s fun to play with slow creatures. What did you think? What so had you thought? That you were going to educate me? About what? History? Your superior moral perch? What? Enlighten us, cunt.
i think SSH is right on this one at least
cunt? really? that’s fucking lame.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
That is very good
I maintain you are a photoshop genius.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
thanks. i owe it all to cip. he is the wind beneath my wings.
oh, and the asian child laborers i outsource all my photochops to.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 25, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice.
I watched the convention tonight, but was following it on gamecast. Thank god we held onto that one.
At the paternity hearing.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
A Twins loss would be sweet but that's probably asking too much...
Francisco Liriano @ Miguel Batista
That’s a joke.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
How come...
…the only jokes in your world are never actually funny?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
The matchup is a joke...
And I’m pretty sure Batista is making some fat cash too. Pretty sad organization the Mariners are.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
I sure hope it's today...
but the Mariners are brutal. The only good thing is that it isn’t at the Twinkiedome.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
So was C. Richard v. Felix the Cat
and that turned out OK. That’s why they play the game, SSH.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
lopez leadoff single in the second
and the twins are being no-hit!
brian anderson would've caught that...
happy happy joy joy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ2iyFmywPE
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
i forgot how great that show was
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
I have the DVDs
Holds up remarkably well. The last time I was at the Lincoln Memorial, I looked for the coin slot in the side.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
I'm the keeper of the cheese and you're the lemon merchant, you get it?
And he knows it. That’s why he’s gonna kill us. So we got to beat it, ya, before he let’s loose the marmosets on us.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
hey guys
shut up. michelle’s on.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
First-name basis, eh?
I’m impressed. But the best you can hope for is First Lady.
Ergo, what she has to say is basically meaningless.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Hi, my husband has done nothing of note in his career other than write a couple books.
**** speech ends ****
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
can i have an autographed copy of your book?
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
D-Bag
Besides sponsor or co-sponser over 823 bills of course
Why am I not surprised your a Republican
815, I know that grammar trolling is highly frowned upon
But I am a professional copy editor, so I feel it’s okay to point out your constantly using your when you mean you’re.
I wouldn’t have said anything except that you did it once or twice over on the DRAYSBAY board, and we gotta keep the bastion of perfection vibe going strong when we venture into enemy territory.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
After years of absolutes
is anyone the least bit surprised that SSH is one of Roger Ailes’ bastard children?
AIM: SouthSideCheat
Hmm, I've never seen SSH and Roger Ailes in the same room
Come to think of it.
Coffee is for closers.
well that's cliche
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Gotta love Republicans, especially on the internet
Always sticking to the issues and policies
Go Michelle!
Maybe - but cluttering up the airwaves to hear a spouse say how great her
partner is is, well, ridiculous. Let’s debate issues and policies and leave the celebrity for the magazines.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
There's a reason she has to spout this fluff...
There is nothing of substance to say.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
She's actually a good speaker if you get past your partisan biases
But most political spouses aren’t, I will agree.
Coffee is for closers.
I know lots of good speakers
This ain’t entertainment. Give me the folks who just might be shaoing policy. The conventions are a joke any more.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I know you miss the brokered conventions of the 1800s
with Boss Tweed and such, but hey man, times change. :)
Coffee is for closers.
Some substance and/or suspense would be nice, yeah.
Interesting how SSH attracts vitriol for his harsh stances (perhaps deservedly so, but it is a free country) yet no one calls expatnyc on his.
Play it both ways, boys. And play fair.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
As long as he's sparring with SSH
I think most are willing to look the other way.
Coffee is for closers.
If there's some penalty for my outbursts, I can take it.
But I can’t take the self-satisfied, presumptuous, offensive missives of SSH.
so your response is to try to make yourself look worse?
it’s the internet. get over it.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Which, until SSH came barging in with his Hacksaw Roger Ailes act
was my original point… The conventions are made-for-cable-network navel gazing so we can talk about who has a bigger bump…
Nothing. Nothing. that happens at either one of these damn things should change your vote
AIM: SouthSideCheat
Dude, it's night one
It’s fluff. It happens. Americans like to get to know their first ladies.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Lots of $ that could be better spent, g-man.
Nicht war?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
stimmt nicht.
i know you know the game yo
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Word.
School started for you yet?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
another week
always starts the day after labor day, forever and ever amen
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
lol same with me too colin....i have a welcome week thing though..
starts thursday….getting fucking pumped to get out of the region
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
it feels good to be out of the burbs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
it's advertising.
this is what they intend and should do with their time.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Well, if Cindy McCain gets up andtalks about what a great guy John is
I’ll tune her out, too. Like I care what a wife has to say during a campaign.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
all i hear is blah blah blah
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
An open mind is a beautiful thing.
19 and idealistic. Don’t be disappointed if your guy(s) win and things don’t happen quite the way you envision.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I'm 25 buddy
My mom is 50 and is in that room right now too, my dad who is also 50 arrives Wednesday… what a dumb argument..
Was talking to furby, who, IIRC, is 19.
Buddy.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
yeah dude...i probably haven't paid as much attention to everything as i should have...
and even though i know things won’t pan out quite the way i would probably like them to…he can help send us into the right direction and start working on some of the things that have been fucked up
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i'm an anarchist
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That's actually a useful caution.
I’ve been worried about overblown expectations. He’ll be a better president than McCain, but he will not fix everything. I don’t see how the next prez serves more than one term. Our problems are too widespread, too deep. Thank you, President Bush.
As long as he does a good job
then I think he will serve two, all he needs to do is show progress. People know things won’t change over night
Boy are you in for a surprise.
Remember Big Bill Clinton? Change in 1992? Hillarycare?
1994 equalled the Republican Revolution, like it or not. Americans are not patient people.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Groundwork has been lain for a LONG time
GWB, colossally disappointing and inept as he is, helped it bt did not create it all by hisself.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
and don't send up some bullshit about moving to canada or europe
OMG AMERICA IS GOING TO SHIT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
splat
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
is it bad that i finished the idealism phase before i left college?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Does she own a house there?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
sizemore now a 30/30 guy
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a very black and white world
full of suicides and baby punching
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton...
What do they have in common?
A death on each of their hands.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Totally unrelated...
Although it could be God’s strange way of punishing him.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
You're in no position to make theological claims.
What I meant—and I know it can be difficult to grasp for someone of your wattage—was that you’re one of those wingnuts who believes the paranoid delusions of the Club for Vince Foster.
What do you call a college kid with no job?
A Democrat.
What do you call that same kid when he grows up, gets a job, and starts a family?
A Republican.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Now we know why he doesn't joke
The ones he knows are older than WU.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
there's no easier way to tell it's time to go than when politics becomes the discussion topic.
i enjoy this place too much to let politics ruin it for me.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
pussy
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
but change is beautiful
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and ignorance is bliss.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
and touche salesman
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
nice sig, though, btw.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
awww tanks buddy
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
"I DO NOT KNOW WHAT DICK TASTES LIKE!" is amongst
the most genious posts ever. Really.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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*genius*
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
The whole discussion is sig-worthy.
I’ve got my share.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
not allowed
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i'm copyrighting all of this shit
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why do you hate politics?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't, but no one here is changing anyone else's opinion.
and i just can’t imagine much in the way of any productive end for these conversations. not too mention that our common thread, the sox, in no way defines us economically, politically, socially or morally.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
i believe i'm morally better
than cubs fans due to my love for the sox
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
and if that was just a pierzynski rules impersonation, then it should be
why r u against politics?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks for cleaning it up.
Speaking of that, how was your cake?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
disappointing. i didn't pull out in time.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
phallic phood phor the win!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
cheat? the ignore button isn't working
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Is this really the forum for this debate?
i enjoy the election hoopla as much as the next guy and am strongly opinionated about it but i dont feel like this is a place to have this discussion
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
HOOVER HAD TERRIBLE PLATE PATIENCE
Coffee is for closers.
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CLEVELAND WOULD LIKE TO TAKE ON FAT JUAN IN AN EATING CONTEST
KTHXBAI
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THATS WHY RUTH HAD A BETTER YEAR
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
HARDING WAS A GAY HEMAPHRODITE.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
GARFIELD GOT SHOT AND IT HURT
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
BUSH LIKES BUSH
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
this thread needs more pictures of victory and political partisianship
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 25, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions
Did Nixon yank it with his left hand?
Oh, right, he didn’t have to – Kissinger did it for him.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
But is she black enough?
;)
Listening to Olbermannnn now. Always humorous.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Tennessee just cranks them out, Dems and REpublicans.
Gore, Thompson, Ford. Sheesh.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
two legs? check
vagina? check
me too
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
You need both legs?
Picky, picky.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
as a math teacher and someone with borderline OCD, i like symmetry
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
No problem - no legs, then.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
matt actually loses money because of the ocd
playing poker with him, you just have to bet odd numbered stacks.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
so not fair
how they pick on me
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got a buddy who only plays the odds
Pretty much never bluffs.
It’s really easy to chase him out of a pot, because you just bet more than what the pot odds allow his probable hand, and even though he may suspect you are bluffing, he never, ever calls it.
Coffee is for closers.
nothing like a good nugget fuck
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
i'd dip her in honey!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
mmmm honey
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
a card set i made awhile back
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f364/thecip/candidatecards.jpg
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
I drive on that road named after Dewey quite often.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Uncle Tom's Lane?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
i think eugene v. debs is one of my favorite all time
oft-forgotten and underrated american dudes
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
plessy v ferguson dudes
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
casilla rbi single....twins up 1-0
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
What the fuck do you think you are doing
talking about baseball here?
If it’s not partisan bickering, conspiracy theories, or about which candidates’ wives you’d “do”, it does not belong!!!
Coffee is for closers.
can you replace "do" with "bang the hell out of without a wrapper"?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
OK, Da Mayor just did a Bush:
“1968 – dat was because of da assassination of John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King.”
I shit you not.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Andrea Mitchell was interviewing him on the floor of the convention.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
shit!
Remember maybe about ten years ago when Daley was criticized for not publicly supporting a Democrat running for state senate? The guy called him out on it, and Daley was asked about it at a presser, and he replied:
“I donated to his campaign. I held a fundraiser for him. What does he want me to do, take off my pants?”
I don't remember.
But he is his father’s son. Great mayor. Should not be let out of the state or near a podium.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm glad I'm politcally apathetic
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
i'm upset i'm sexually pathetic
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Touchy?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
cant last that long
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
can't it be both?
BOOSH!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
but i'm no longer politically apathetic
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Not what she said
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
fade to flaccid
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
a wise man one inquired: if voting actually matter, would the powers-that-be actually let you do it?
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 25, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
fucking wu, *once
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 25, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Douchebag
Stick to photoshop or get a proofreader.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
proofreaders are for strokes...
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
ssh is a massive tool
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I think we both know that you meant, "ssh has a massive tool."
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
yeah my bad
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
that guy's got something running down his left pant leg
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
considering your prior admissions
i doubt that’s the direction he intended. but what the hell do i know? and why is my mouth watering?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHtKarae2Q&feature=related
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
nicht
was ich zu tun woellte ich machte
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i don't speak big blue language
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
i was going for michigan but i realized after i posted that i FIAL
big blue is uk if i’m correct in my thinking
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we certainly do not refer to ourselves as such
dn who does.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
and why would umich = german?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
idk i'm delusional all this political talk has me riled up
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
way to fuck up the link
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
i didn't.
did not try to make a link. figured you brahs could c/p
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
wrong site
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Proffesional copy editor, my ass
if you were a professional, you’d be done by now
AIM: SouthSideCheat
is that a sign the twins just went up big?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
false.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
a democrat? historically and currently speaking, the pro-union party?
they of the regular pandering to blue collar americans?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
89-90 in this inning according to gameday
Looks like he’s getting his slider up in the zone but Seattle isn’t doing anything with it.
Coffee is for closers.
'Cept for the long foul ball...
Maybe that wasn’t a slider. Wasn’t he touching 92 in his last outing? I remember the announcers going on about how dangerous he’d be once his velocity returned, but…
What I read is he *had* his velocity in the minors
but mysteriously lost it when he was called up.
Coffee is for closers.
I did find this though
The Twins tried to alter Liriano’s mechanics to ease the stress on his elbow. But Liriano’s attempt to throw more overhand robbed his slider of its bite.
So in June, Liriano, pitching for Class AAA Rochester, went back to his old way. In a five-start stretch, Liriano allowed one earned run in 35 innings, with 42 strikeouts. From June 5 until his recall, Liriano was 10-0 in 11 starts with a 2.67 E.R.A.
Makes you wonder if he’s a ticking time bomb down the road – eventually those same mechanics are going to blow up his arm again.
Coffee is for closers.
My brother in law is a Twins fan.
And we’ve been talking about this for the past year: Can Liriano pitch like he used to without destroying his arm? I’m not a doctor, but I figured he’d have to find another way to throw. That insanely fast slider was what made him so dominant. He figured Liriano would be a different kind of pitcher, but that doesn’t look to be the plan.
this is the kind of game that you have to play
he had TJ though right? an unfucked up ligament should add significant shelf life
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
he'll make a few trips to the DL every now and again i think
and he’ll continue to progress and learn what’s right mechanically speaking with his delivery…if he has that slider though, he is going to be a solid ML pitcher
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Will Carroll from BP on Chris Carpenter
but I think it applies:
It’s well known that there’s often a cascade after Tommy John surgery, or more appropriately, a “re-linking cascade,” in which a newly-strengthened link in the kinetic chain exposes a new weak link.
So maybe the ligament is ship shape but that doesn’t mean the rest of his arm is great.
Coffee is for closers.
Lodi Dodi
We likes to party
We don’t cause trouble
We don’t bother nobody
We’re just some ni***s who on the mic
And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic
rriiiight.
For all my dogs keepin’ y’all in health
Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
Cuz it’s cool when you cause a cozy condition
Which we create cuz that’s our mission
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
i thought this would be matt's post
btw, i know that verse by heart
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I just wrote it off my head, so I don't even know that I got it right on.
Looks pretty close, huh?
Like I said before – that should be our new Sox song, should we go into October.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
actually, i know a lot of that album by heart
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
me, too. i have quite a few friends who can say the same thing. i'd say that's fairly common for our generation/demographic.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep, a bunch of white kids.
Bumpin’ gin and juice down the streets of suburbia.
*tear
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
that was 9th grade
so yeah. pretty much.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
now i'm a white kid
bumpin’ some dynamite hack cover of easy e
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
cruisin down the street in your 64?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
i grabbed that stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
and my other favorite song
was written on the back of a receipt in 5 minutes
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Bunch of White Kids that possibly don't know that song is a cover?
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Yep...
Freaking walk comes around to score. Hawk would be pissed.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Let's see how the new acquisition pays off...
Everyday Eddie in to face the Mariners in the bottom of the 8th inning. 2-1 Twins.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
damn tennis match end already
i want to watch raw…fucking scifi doesn’t come in over here so i couldn’t watch it live
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
seattle can haz walkoff?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
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