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Game #131: Gamethread #2

Hey look, it's a 3-3 game and about to be a battle of the bullpens. Surely, this matchup favors the Sox.

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woot uribe!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i think i'm gonna like it here.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

reading some of john sterling's catch phrases.

i can’t say anything about his delivery, but he seems to be going for original, at least. i just think dj is not a bright man.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm so ronery.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This gamethread is making my penis soft.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've got a boner right now.

but i’ve tucked it into my belt so no one will notice it when the bell rings.

freshman year of high school for the win!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i actually had some old friends in tears at a party recently doing my high school in-class boner monologue.

every guy knows exactly what i’m talking about.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah, women....

fuck ’em! am i right?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly.

only not.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

boo!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Auschwitz porn! Excellent!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My best buddy regaled me with a story last week about that very same subject

Except he said a girl told him “Mike, you always have a hard-on!”

A more complimentary statement could not be made.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MASHED TATER

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sox machine- "a little 'jokey', but pretty harmless"

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Run hither!

Make haste.

(but don’t tell him you’re there).

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bermuda Triangle -

be careful.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

golly!

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Aug 25, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Forgot the "quite"

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, it's a shitty one, a quickie if you will.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where's his unit?

No goddamn airbrushing, please!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that clutch?

I mean, it gives them the lead, but it’s only 1) a solo shot, and 2) in the sixth.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He'd be in the Hall.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So he'd tie in a plane crash?

Or of tuberculosis?

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think there'd be a tiebreaker

;)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

with RISP

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank You Jim Thome

For everything you have ever done

by Option27 on Aug 25, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is this guy DFA'ed yet?

Or do we have to drag his corpse around next year, too? Dammit, anyway.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he's a lot to schlep!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DFA DFA, put in HoRam Ozzie!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 25, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nessie sighting.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He really, really looks at first base a long time

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and then steps towards the plate.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q-MAN LEAGUE

don’t you want me baby?

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Aug 25, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Joey Joe Joe!

Junior… Shabadoo.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

His hair is getting progressively shorter

Was he in boot camp?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats the worst name Ive ever heard.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its win baby.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ye-yeah Joe!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

4 runs on 4 hits

who says this offense isn’t efficient?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Only 3 LOB?

Are we good, or what? No sense getting exhausted on the basepaths for nada.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

quality start!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

QS?

What do I win?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take the used cake.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

same difference.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bada - BING!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yadda yadda yadda

That’s not frosting.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am shock.

Shock, Jim.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't think i can continue to endorse a site that's owner engages in this kind of commentary.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Over/under when Shabadoo gets it out of the infield.

Tomorrow.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

can i cut anyone a slice of tits cake?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Happy birthday

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let me get the cleavage

I mean cleaver.

I mean knife.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha, that's funny stuff, Jim.

What’s that link again?

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This was the one from the bachelorette party weekend I just attended.

Man, oh man, was it tasty!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMGWTFBBQ!!

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um, what is the brown ooze between the knockers supposed to be?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't forget

the balls, etc.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I needed to see the first shaftr sighting tonight

to clarify that. That Christ we have so many contributing editors on this site.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmm

inter-racial titty fucking porn cake

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hope you aren't serious.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hes slowly fading into dementia.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's not.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Republicans don't advocate interracial relations.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

interracial titty fuck cake.

that’s hardcore, but that cake looks tiny.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

8 year old breasts.

So you also have pedophilia going for you, too.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like we didn't know that already.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There were only 7 of us.

It was tall – it went a long way.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahhahahahaha.

it keeps working, no matter what.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha/

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 25, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you have won this time, matt.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Give him a rec, you cheap bastard.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

baby steps, wu.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeesh, sounds like someone hasn't been eating his black cock cake lately.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

can't cock your cake and eat it too

unless you’ve removed your bottom ribs

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

heeheheheeheheheh.

I’m gonna stalk you now instead.

:)

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Something about filling up 7 women

sounds good to you, eh?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope you know

that was for WU.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

/taking my belt-tucked boner and my tits cake and going home.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

(on your flower bike)

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I sense a cakey-fuck happening later this evening.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Die a little, Jim, because I...have..to..

LOL!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe if you throw some ice cream on there, it won't be so bad.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

still tastes like dick.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

freudian slip?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 25, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I DON'T KNOW WHAT DICK TASTES LIKE.

/runs home.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would not know that.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

reconciliation?

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOT a serious ROY candidate. Really.

No, really.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and dr joyce brothers

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Aug 25, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buck Martinez' hair = Ted Baxter's hair

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dotel time!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he only sucks at home

and in oakland

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CINTRON!

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Absolut fail.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This isn't good

Markakis shouldn’t be allowed to come in here.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nick the Greek!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Great job on Nicky.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

see, down here in purgatory, we don't get this game or radio too well

so i have gameday on and a fistfull of dollars. they don’t mesh together too well

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 25, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Aw, quit your bitchin.

When I was in college we drank or got laid – no baseball was necessary.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

baseball wasn't televised back then

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 25, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

when i was in college

we drank and got laid… sucka

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't make me call bullshit matt

fess up

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i swear it happened once

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What was his name?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

colin

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we are all badasses who love to party hard!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Colin likes fistfuls.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

colin no esta aqui.

We’re talking about matt now.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lets keep the talk about colin

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no can do

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

matt's cooler anyway

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know

Broadway and Richard have given us quality starts out of the 5th spot.

by shaftr on Aug 25, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

contreras would've thrown

a perfect game and 2 no hitters… only to be bested by washburn’s 3 perfect games

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Richway/Broadward 08 = McCarthy 05?

Aged Cuban goes down. Rookie(s) pitch well in his stead?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice AB

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i forgot there was a game going on

ya see, the man with no name lit a fire

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2-0 - expected better. Had a pitch to hit, too.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so how did joe get called up from triple-a after the way he played down there?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

baked KW a cake

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 25, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He knew he was coming.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh U-Q....

that was perfect.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

U-Q?

Is that me?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 25, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uhhhhhh yyyyyeeeeaaahhh

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel kinda honored

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well....don't be.

I just replace any non-blasphemic use of “god” with “Q” now.

It’s nothing personal.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just not gonna read that

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fair enough

:)

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats what she said?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i didn't

but it was my first time

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably because of Wise going to the DL

Not worth losing somebody for 10 days, maybe.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice segue

“I DON’T KNOW WHAT DICK TASTES LIKE!”

Hey, how ’bout that Crede? Did he suck in the minors, or what?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No shit.

I hate old people.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thome, Paulie, and Jr.

Over a century of killing rallies.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And his rays of youthful sunshine!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll call your Anderson and raise you with my Cabrera

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did we already talk about Getz getting sent down and Broadway called up?

I missed large swaths-o-gamethread.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

One pitch.

Thanks Jr!

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, the Orioles really wasted a ton of money on relievers.

Walker’s got two years at $4.5M each left. Danys Baez makes $4.5 this year and $5.5 the next. Chad Bradford at $3.5M for 2008 and 2009.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't throw stones man

We’ve got the recently ineffective Dotel and the indefinitely on the DL Linebrink

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least Dotel was two years

But I was thinking of them with the Linebrink deal.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walker I can understand, maybe.

Vizcaino got the same or more, IIRC, at the same time. But Baez and Bradford? Baez has been toast for at least a couple years.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right as the Orioles' announcers were saying how he 'had his stuff tonight.'

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What did we pay for Dotel and Liney?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dotel - $5M, Linebrink - $4.5M.

Overall: Dotel – 2/$11M, Linebrink 4/$19M

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what was all that female bodybuilder crap?

am i right, guys? i flagged the shit out of that guy.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"I DO NOT KNOW WHAT DICK TASTES LIKE" guy

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was tempted to make that my sig

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

do it.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I changed mine a while back.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i took a stand that you wouldn't be brave enough to.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A "stand?"

Is that how you are comforting yourself?

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He already said how that would happen tonight

Hence, the thread.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well.

This is my realm after all.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lolz

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i still love that guy though cuz he showed me the vast potential of my great beauty

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he changed things.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice AB's in that last inning with two runners on and nobody out.

Everyone trying to hit the 3-run jack.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

But I made dip!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will still eat the dip.

Let’s eat the dip in the car. Fuck these guys.

Oooh la la! Change is beautiful.......(veers off pathway with bike) Whoa!

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dip in my car!

Who’s got the chips?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't that also your responsibility as the dip-maker?

Am I wrong?

Am I wrong?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fun while it lasted

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joey Joe-Joe!

Shortarm makes me nervous.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thorne seemed to like it

Looked fairly routine for Joey.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW, Cheat

What happens when something gets flagged, anyway?

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the post in question should turn red

And maybe weep softly.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MM should feel an electric shock as he types.

Aversion therapy.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow.

I had to write a little description too.

They don’t ask for that when you rec….

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

me, too.

i wrote this:

i don’t know who this guy is, but he acts like he owns the place.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i said

you asked me to

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I said

all of the above.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

I reloaded it… it’s red for me, though I’m not sure about you guys

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

As white as I am.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well I feel special now

It’s working as intended. I just wasnt’ sure how it was supposed to work….

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i suppose it shouldn't turn red.

wouldn’t want to encourage people to get their comments flagged.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or draw the unsuspecting into looking at that picture

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

it’s only highlighted for the people who can do something about it

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So what do you intend to do about MM's flag?

The bastard.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna stay down here at the bottom of the thread.

Don’t wanna risk scrolling up

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me three

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not red

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

same.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dick happens.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meaning, no red shows for me.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly, we understood you.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a puppy dies

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

An alert gets put on a blog management page I never use.

I don’t know what happens when I get multiple flags of the same item though, since it happens so rarely

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome back, Joe.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, that ball was smashed...

Crede doesn’t make that play and it’s soon to be tied.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think

We all take Joe for granted sometimes.

God, how I missed him

by Option27 on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 25, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

High heat on Millar here with the 1-2 count.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that logo reminds me of the commodore logo


I miss my C64. what a nice computer

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Aug 25, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, that was a scary inning...

Don’t the Orioles pack Bobby’s shit?

Insurance run(s), plz.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, they got the game to Jenks

But considering his recent history against the Orioles, that might not be a good thing.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Exactly...

But the odds have to go in Jenks favor at some point, right?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I sure hope so

Last two years:

6 2/3 IP, 13 H, 7 R, 7 ER, 2 BB, 7 K.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, that is putrid.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sexy pop-up, Joe.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ooh! Ooh!

Uribe!

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yep.

if he wrote like that, he might even have some fans.

by Trooper on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought he started this year well

with the aj video and twittering

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice bunt, OOO-REE-BAYYY.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great pickup. Lousy throw.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not good enough for ROY consideration.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope, not with that OBP.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or his shitty SB's.

The kicker.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

.800 tonight

is good enough for this evening.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad it's not judged by one night of stats.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're not a judge?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alexei has the magic stick tonight.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So does matt.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he shows.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he'll take you to the candy shop

let you lick the lollipop

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My God, that ball was crushed.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was a fucking bomb.....foul

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, Stanch

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You straddled it

Bad and improving in the same sentence – very confusing to the Gods.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time of death:

10:12 PM.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha Ha, look at the funny east coaster

doesn’t even know what time it is

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they run a tight ship at arby's, huh?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is this thing on?

c’mon people, this is good stuff.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

After your memorable self-disclosure earlier

I can’t possible hope to respond.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's a pretty foreboding comment for those of us in the central time zone.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thx.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fucker

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone should flag this.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poop

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just flat-out embarrassing with RISP.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i wonder what that guy does for a living

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

come on, mother fuckers.

I can’t work late for a 2-loss day!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, if the Sox blow this game...

It will be Jenks fault but you can also look at the stellar AB’s by Thome, Konerko, Griffey, and Pierzynski in these past two innings.

No insurance runs for you, Booby.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Try rooting *for* the Sox

C’mon, you know you can!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so you're blaming half of the people that played in the game?

can you even feel bad if everyone is to blame?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Try rooting *for* the Sox

C’mon, you know you can!

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Much better

Definitive.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huge out there.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you - yes, I am.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, I know it's no doubles...

but it’s Jay freaking Payton.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Another big out...

Two down, Payton still at first base.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No homers, plz.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No way AC goes 2-2.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Throw strikes?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and this game is ovahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank God.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Please explain significance.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 25, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, where you been hiding?

Your buddy Heinz – 1 is boycotting for a few days, sez he. I need some other AARP’ers posting. It’s lonely out in space.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmm francheezie

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 25, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i can't stop watching the guy in the front row go side-to-side.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the woman 2 heads behind him.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've seen that move before! am i right?

eh? eh? eh? eh? eh?

yeah, you know what i’m talking about.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesomesauce

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 25, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

4-3 kissing of the sister

Is Erstad still on this team?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Richards with 2 wins in a row.

Who on our staff has a greater streak?

He is en fuego.

by Trooper on Aug 25, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Imitiation is the most sincere form of flattery.

Thank you. And for those that blamed me for the end o’ the streak, eat me. It’s a “W”.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WINNAH WINNAH

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Its been really fun to watch

My mom is an Illinois delegate and is 12 rows back. I’ve caught a few glimpses of her tonight. My dad leaves wednesday for Denver.

by 815Sox on Aug 25, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet John Edwards it hitting on your Mom.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

right after he's done with your wife

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's with your Dad.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so that's what all that noise is....she sure is a screamer that one

If I was a caterpillar and you were a caterpillar I would metamorphosize into a butterfly so that you could see the vast potential of your great beauty. And then you would change, and we would have changed. And it would be beautiful. Change is beautiful.

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i believe this is what's known as preaching to the choir.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She learned from your Mom.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so glad i'm not watching diane sawyer in hd

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its Michelle O's night tonight at the convention

so maybe the Twins chances of losing have gone up tonight

by 815Sox on Aug 25, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you already miss the speech...

by the fat drunk with the gigantic head who killed his girlfriend in a drunken driving stupor?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hi doucebag!

Dude just had surgery for a braintumor

by 815Sox on Aug 25, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, and he's still alive...

Can’t say the same for Mary Jo Kopechne, unfortunately.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's see, what are the words I'm looking for...

Right: Fuck you, cuntrag.
I mean that. Really do.

by expatnyc on Aug 25, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a shame you know nothing about history...

Maybe your dad will teach you someday.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome.

My dad is actually dead. Of brain cancer! Go to confession, you miserable fuck.

by expatnyc on Aug 25, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thought so...

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, why not? I'm surly and you're a fucking dolt who doesn't know when to quit.

And it’s fun to play with slow creatures. What did you think? What so had you thought? That you were going to educate me? About what? History? Your superior moral perch? What? Enlighten us, cunt.

by expatnyc on Aug 25, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You've already lost...

Nice vocabulary though.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think SSH is right on this one at least

cunt? really? that’s fucking lame.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is very good

I maintain you are a photoshop genius.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks. i owe it all to cip. he is the wind beneath my wings.

oh, and the asian child laborers i outsource all my photochops to.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 25, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+10000

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fanpost.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

I watched the convention tonight, but was following it on gamecast. Thank god we held onto that one.

by 815Sox on Aug 25, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

At the paternity hearing.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, good stuff.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Twins loss would be sweet but that's probably asking too much...

Francisco Liriano @ Miguel Batista

That’s a joke.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How come...

…the only jokes in your world are never actually funny?

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The matchup is a joke...

And I’m pretty sure Batista is making some fat cash too. Pretty sad organization the Mariners are.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

D00DZ YOU HAS A TIME MACHIEN?

THAT’S AWESOME

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's gotta lose some day.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 25, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I sure hope it's today...

but the Mariners are brutal. The only good thing is that it isn’t at the Twinkiedome.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So was C. Richard v. Felix the Cat

and that turned out OK. That’s why they play the game, SSH.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lopez leadoff single in the second

and the twins are being no-hit!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 25, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

happy happy joy joy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ2iyFmywPE

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Aug 25, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i forgot how great that show was

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Aug 25, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have the DVDs

Holds up remarkably well. The last time I was at the Lincoln Memorial, I looked for the coin slot in the side.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm the keeper of the cheese and you're the lemon merchant, you get it?

And he knows it. That’s why he’s gonna kill us. So we got to beat it, ya, before he let’s loose the marmosets on us.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey guys

shut up. michelle’s on.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

First-name basis, eh?

I’m impressed. But the best you can hope for is First Lady.

Ergo, what she has to say is basically meaningless.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

can i have an autographed copy of your book?

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

D-Bag

Besides sponsor or co-sponser over 823 bills of course

Why am I not surprised your a Republican

by 815Sox on Aug 25, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

815, I know that grammar trolling is highly frowned upon

But I am a professional copy editor, so I feel it’s okay to point out your constantly using your when you mean you’re.

I wouldn’t have said anything except that you did it once or twice over on the DRAYSBAY board, and we gotta keep the bastion of perfection vibe going strong when we venture into enemy territory.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 25, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

After years of absolutes

is anyone the least bit surprised that SSH is one of Roger Ailes’ bastard children?

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well that's cliche

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta love Republicans, especially on the internet

Always sticking to the issues and policies

Go Michelle!

by 815Sox on Aug 25, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe - but cluttering up the airwaves to hear a spouse say how great her

partner is is, well, ridiculous. Let’s debate issues and policies and leave the celebrity for the magazines.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a reason she has to spout this fluff...

There is nothing of substance to say.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's actually a good speaker if you get past your partisan biases

But most political spouses aren’t, I will agree.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know lots of good speakers

This ain’t entertainment. Give me the folks who just might be shaoing policy. The conventions are a joke any more.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know you miss the brokered conventions of the 1800s

with Boss Tweed and such, but hey man, times change. :)

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some substance and/or suspense would be nice, yeah.

Interesting how SSH attracts vitriol for his harsh stances (perhaps deservedly so, but it is a free country) yet no one calls expatnyc on his.

Play it both ways, boys. And play fair.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

As long as he's sparring with SSH

I think most are willing to look the other way.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's too bad

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If there's some penalty for my outbursts, I can take it.

But I can’t take the self-satisfied, presumptuous, offensive missives of SSH.

by expatnyc on Aug 25, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so your response is to try to make yourself look worse?

it’s the internet. get over it.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

word

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which, until SSH came barging in with his Hacksaw Roger Ailes act

was my original point… The conventions are made-for-cable-network navel gazing so we can talk about who has a bigger bump…

Nothing. Nothing. that happens at either one of these damn things should change your vote

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, it's night one

It’s fluff. It happens. Americans like to get to know their first ladies.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 25, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lots of $ that could be better spent, g-man.

Nicht war?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

stimmt nicht.

i know you know the game yo

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Word.

School started for you yet?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

another week

always starts the day after labor day, forever and ever amen

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol same with me too colin....i have a welcome week thing though..

starts thursday….getting fucking pumped to get out of the region

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it feels good to be out of the burbs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's advertising.

this is what they intend and should do with their time.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, if Cindy McCain gets up andtalks about what a great guy John is

I’ll tune her out, too. Like I care what a wife has to say during a campaign.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

all i hear is blah blah blah

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

An open mind is a beautiful thing.

19 and idealistic. Don’t be disappointed if your guy(s) win and things don’t happen quite the way you envision.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm 25 buddy

My mom is 50 and is in that room right now too, my dad who is also 50 arrives Wednesday… what a dumb argument..

by 815Sox on Aug 25, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was talking to furby, who, IIRC, is 19.

Buddy.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah dude...i probably haven't paid as much attention to everything as i should have...

and even though i know things won’t pan out quite the way i would probably like them to…he can help send us into the right direction and start working on some of the things that have been fucked up

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm an anarchist

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's actually a useful caution.

I’ve been worried about overblown expectations. He’ll be a better president than McCain, but he will not fix everything. I don’t see how the next prez serves more than one term. Our problems are too widespread, too deep. Thank you, President Bush.

by expatnyc on Aug 25, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

As long as he does a good job

then I think he will serve two, all he needs to do is show progress. People know things won’t change over night

by 815Sox on Aug 25, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boy are you in for a surprise.

Remember Big Bill Clinton? Change in 1992? Hillarycare?

1994 equalled the Republican Revolution, like it or not. Americans are not patient people.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Groundwork has been lain for a LONG time

GWB, colossally disappointing and inept as he is, helped it bt did not create it all by hisself.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and don't send up some bullshit about moving to canada or europe

OMG AMERICA IS GOING TO SHIT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

splat

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it bad that i finished the idealism phase before i left college?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fair enough

You should check out her speech right now though

by 815Sox on Aug 25, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does she own a house there?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sizemore now a 30/30 guy

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Hillary Clinton!!!

What a great role model there.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If everyone were more like SSH

what a wonderful world that would be

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Satchmo?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a very black and white world

full of suicides and baby punching

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton...

What do they have in common?

A death on each of their hands.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only thing that would make it better

is if SSH was a Truther.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, you're one of those.

What’s it like to have an undiagnosed brain tumor?

by expatnyc on Aug 25, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Totally unrelated...

Although it could be God’s strange way of punishing him.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're in no position to make theological claims.

What I meant—and I know it can be difficult to grasp for someone of your wattage—was that you’re one of those wingnuts who believes the paranoid delusions of the Club for Vince Foster.

by expatnyc on Aug 25, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry Michelle, I don't feel like paying for it.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What do you call a college kid with no job?

A Democrat.

What do you call that same kid when he grows up, gets a job, and starts a family?

A Republican.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now we know why he doesn't joke

The ones he knows are older than WU.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 25, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bada-BING!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's no easier way to tell it's time to go than when politics becomes the discussion topic.

i enjoy this place too much to let politics ruin it for me.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pussy

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but change is beautiful

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and ignorance is bliss.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and touche salesman

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice sig, though, btw.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

awww tanks buddy

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I DO NOT KNOW WHAT DICK TASTES LIKE!" is amongst

the most genious posts ever. Really.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*genius*

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The whole discussion is sig-worthy.

I’ve got my share.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 25, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not allowed

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm copyrighting all of this shit

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by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why do you hate politics?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't, but no one here is changing anyone else's opinion.

and i just can’t imagine much in the way of any productive end for these conversations. not too mention that our common thread, the sox, in no way defines us economically, politically, socially or morally.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i believe i'm morally better

than cubs fans due to my love for the sox

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and if that was just a pierzynski rules impersonation, then it should be

why r u against politics?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for cleaning it up.

Speaking of that, how was your cake?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

disappointing. i didn't pull out in time.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

phallic phood phor the win!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cheat? the ignore button isn't working

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this really the forum for this debate?

i enjoy the election hoopla as much as the next guy and am strongly opinionated about it but i dont feel like this is a place to have this discussion

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CLEVELAND WOULD LIKE TO TAKE ON FAT JUAN IN AN EATING CONTEST

KTHXBAI

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by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

THATS WHY RUTH HAD A BETTER YEAR

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HARDING WAS A GAY HEMAPHRODITE.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUSH LIKES BUSH

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by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

We should just drop it

by 815Sox on Aug 25, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

word

i wasn’t trying to start this, that’s for sure.

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did Nixon yank it with his left hand?

Oh, right, he didn’t have to – Kissinger did it for him.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

zing!

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But is she black enough?

;)

Listening to Olbermannnn now. Always humorous.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man I really dislike Harold Ford

Most. Boring. Person. Evar.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tennessee just cranks them out, Dems and REpublicans.

Gore, Thompson, Ford. Sheesh.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Word.

Gore in 2000 was painful (I voted for Nader).
I liked Angry Gore circa 2002-2003 when they were gearing up for the Iraq war, though.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd do her

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

two legs? check

vagina? check

me too

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You need both legs?

Picky, picky.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

as a math teacher and someone with borderline OCD, i like symmetry

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No problem - no legs, then.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

matt actually loses money because of the ocd

playing poker with him, you just have to bet odd numbered stacks.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so not fair

how they pick on me

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've got a buddy who only plays the odds

Pretty much never bluffs.

It’s really easy to chase him out of a pot, because you just bet more than what the pot odds allow his probable hand, and even though he may suspect you are bluffing, he never, ever calls it.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing like a good nugget fuck

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd dip her in honey!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmmm honey

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by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a card set i made awhile back


http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f364/thecip/candidatecards.jpg

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Aug 25, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uncle Tom's Lane?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think eugene v. debs is one of my favorite all time

oft-forgotten and underrated american dudes

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he is

Read some of his essays if you get a chance..

by 815Sox on Aug 25, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

plessy v ferguson dudes

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by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

casilla rbi single....twins up 1-0

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by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck do you think you are doing

talking about baseball here?

If it’s not partisan bickering, conspiracy theories, or about which candidates’ wives you’d “do”, it does not belong!!!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

can you replace "do" with "bang the hell out of without a wrapper"?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

precisely

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Da Mayor!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OK, Da Mayor just did a Bush:

“1968 – dat was because of da assassination of John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King.”

I shit you not.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Andrea Mitchell was interviewing him on the floor of the convention.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit!

Remember maybe about ten years ago when Daley was criticized for not publicly supporting a Democrat running for state senate? The guy called him out on it, and Daley was asked about it at a presser, and he replied:
“I donated to his campaign. I held a fundraiser for him. What does he want me to do, take off my pants?”

by expatnyc on Aug 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't remember.

But he is his father’s son. Great mayor. Should not be let out of the state or near a podium.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad I'm politcally apathetic

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 25, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm upset i'm sexually pathetic

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

touche

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 25, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Touchy?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cant last that long

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

can't it be both?

BOOSH!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but i'm no longer politically apathetic

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this guy is fun

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 25, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not what she said

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fade to flaccid

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 25, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Douchebag

Stick to photoshop or get a proofreader.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 25, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

proofreaders are for strokes...

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ssh is a massive tool

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

yeah my bad

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that guy's got something running down his left pant leg

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

considering your prior admissions

i doubt that’s the direction he intended. but what the hell do i know? and why is my mouth watering?

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol colin

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by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHtKarae2Q&feature=related

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fial

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nicht

was ich zu tun woellte ich machte

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't speak big blue language

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by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

big blue?

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was going for michigan but i realized after i posted that i FIAL

big blue is uk if i’m correct in my thinking

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we certainly do not refer to ourselves as such

dn who does.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and why would umich = german?

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

idk i'm delusional all this political talk has me riled up

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by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*nicht wahr.

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

way to fuck up the link

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by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i didn't.

did not try to make a link. figured you brahs could c/p

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh you!

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by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

M's tie it, 1-1

Annnd, I’m still at work.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 25, 2008 10:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wrong site

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 25, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Proffesional copy editor, my ass

if you were a professional, you’d be done by now

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 25, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's a killer.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 25, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the Mariners win I will convert to a Democrat!

Hehe.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that a sign the twins just went up big?

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

false.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 25, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a democrat? historically and currently speaking, the pro-union party?

they of the regular pandering to blue collar americans?

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a college degree but thx.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 25, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the Mariners sweep

Will you join up with LaRouche>?

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 25, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 25, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Liriano sitting at 89 pitches in the top of the sixth.

Maybe another inning?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

89-90 in this inning according to gameday

Looks like he’s getting his slider up in the zone but Seattle isn’t doing anything with it.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

'Cept for the long foul ball...

Maybe that wasn’t a slider. Wasn’t he touching 92 in his last outing? I remember the announcers going on about how dangerous he’d be once his velocity returned, but…

by expatnyc on Aug 25, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What I read is he *had* his velocity in the minors

but mysteriously lost it when he was called up.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

linkplz?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't find it

Maybe I dreamed it. :)

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did find this though

link

The Twins tried to alter Liriano’s mechanics to ease the stress on his elbow. But Liriano’s attempt to throw more overhand robbed his slider of its bite.

So in June, Liriano, pitching for Class AAA Rochester, went back to his old way. In a five-start stretch, Liriano allowed one earned run in 35 innings, with 42 strikeouts. From June 5 until his recall, Liriano was 10-0 in 11 starts with a 2.67 E.R.A.

Makes you wonder if he’s a ticking time bomb down the road – eventually those same mechanics are going to blow up his arm again.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 25, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My brother in law is a Twins fan.

And we’ve been talking about this for the past year: Can Liriano pitch like he used to without destroying his arm? I’m not a doctor, but I figured he’d have to find another way to throw. That insanely fast slider was what made him so dominant. He figured Liriano would be a different kind of pitcher, but that doesn’t look to be the plan.

by expatnyc on Aug 25, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is the kind of game that you have to play

he had TJ though right? an unfucked up ligament should add significant shelf life

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by colintj on Aug 25, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he'll make a few trips to the DL every now and again i think

and he’ll continue to progress and learn what’s right mechanically speaking with his delivery…if he has that slider though, he is going to be a solid ML pitcher