Game #132: Gamethread #2

by The Cheat on Aug 26, 2008 8:03 PM CDT in Game Threads Comment 105 comments

I think we need a bigger boat.

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"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fail

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 26, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

somebody didn't get the memo, huh.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's just a picture of jim

he totally meant to do that….

Jim is our new image macro

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 26, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

People would clamor for dead animals.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 26, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I see nothing

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 26, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

now you begin to understand

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 26, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs

awwwesome.

hahahahaa

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 26, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ROFL - rec'd

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 26, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

So is Floyd lucky or good?

What’s the latest?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 26, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The Chinese symbol for good is the same as their symbol for lucky

glucky

by hitlesswonder on Aug 26, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lewd.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

with their kung fu and their "ching, chang, chung"

i can’t understand what you’re saying. white power.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 26, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

flagged, you racist fuck. you'll never be the man your mom is.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

we cant stand you

go back to your country. white power

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 26, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Q is dreamy

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 26, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that ball was crushed.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 26, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

let's go paulie. larry needs some chicken rings.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

looks like it is fishcake instead

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 26, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That is so disturbing, I do not know how to react.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 26, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That helps put it into perspective.

I am emoting now.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 26, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

more perspective

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 26, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cellular peptide cake.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 26, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

let them eat cake.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 26, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

They did a hell of a job on those nipples

I was expecting to see a nicely shaped mound as I scrolled down, must have been a family affair.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it was from my birthday, which was awesome.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 26, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wouldn't mind a slice of that one either

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 26, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

BTW, does that make 29?

One more and you = Toonder?

OPOS-in-waiting.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 26, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nope.

27 and amazingly handsome.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 26, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey, Pinocchio, I seem to remember to said you were 28

Are you taking HGH or something, or are you Marty McFly?

The handsome part I believe because you are not Irish, but Italian. It is what it is.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 26, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm both an HGH user and a time-traveler.

but I never said i was 28.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 26, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Where's the black cock?

Did you eat that first?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 26, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs

rec'd

Nicely played.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 26, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 26, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

At the risk of sounding self-serving,

that is hilarious.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 26, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is it me or does Cintron look like he aged 5 years since he's been on the sox?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 26, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

he was on the bereavement list about six times last year.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow

That sucks

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 26, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

His Dad died of cancer

after being killed in a car accident by Ted Kennedy.

For expatnyc. ;)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 26, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i believe mrs. cintron was having an affair with john edwards at the time, as well.

and edwards was sharing her with clinton. hillary clinton.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hawk just did it.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 26, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

screamed so loud his head exploded?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 26, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

did what?

for those of us with no access to the broadcast

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 26, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is Swish hurt?

Sorry if this has been covered

by joewho112 on Aug 26, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I hear it was wolves

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 26, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you heard right

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He took a foul ball of his shin, should be fine

Ozzie will probably give him a couple days off. Too bad, Swisher is swinging a great bat lately.

by madvillian on Aug 26, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's not what happened.

i don’t know what game you were watching.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

WOLVES!!!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 26, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

WOLVErines?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 26, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Swayze should have won an Oscar.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 26, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It was great to see Griffey smiling after that little poke through the infield

When the team is winning and he’s at least used the right way it’s very easy to root for him. There is almost no part of me that cares about such things, and it’s only because of the winning, but damn I like seeing guys smile that deserve it.

by madvillian on Aug 26, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

How much have you been drinking tonight?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 26, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

halfway through a forty

but I’m in a good mood. Good day at work, put in some time in the gym, watched a WS winner.

by madvillian on Aug 26, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

this game's not over

there’s no way the sox can win when they leave so many runners in scoring position.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 26, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

they're already blowing it.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nessie!

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 26, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 26, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have that t-shirt!

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 26, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

6 run lead and nessie is walking guys

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 26, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

hawk did it again.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

hawk is convinced that the orioles are gonna win the AL East now, because of the walk

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 26, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

he loves that fucking jose paniagua story.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

jose paniagua is spanglish for adam russell, no?

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jose Luis Paniagua Sanchez (born August 20, 1973 in San Jose de Ocoa, Dominican Republic) is a retired Major League Baseball relief pitcher who had his most prominent years with the Seattle Mariners organization. He spent one game with the Chicago White Sox organization to whom he flicked off, which led to his release and retirement.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_Paniagua

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you never know what will set a club off, cheat.

jose paniagua. (long sigh). the sox were winning 47-2 in the top of the ninth. and, wouldn’t you know it, jose comes in and spots them 28 runs. it doesn’t take much to get them going, those twins. and they went on the win their 2,373rd world series. all because paniagua couldn’t get three outs.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

According to Hawk

the Sox should just stay at the hotel tomorrow because there’s no way they’re winning with the tying run coming up in the on deck circle tonight.

by El Duque's Raft on Aug 26, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

if russell isn't cut tonight, kw is a total moron.

i don’t want him to even get a shower. have the equipment guy strip him naked, toss him his duffel bag, and throw him out. like socialists and the irish, paniaguas must be stamped out.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Easy Money

Parlay the Orioles with the Tigers tomorrow.

by El Duque's Raft on Aug 26, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Et tu, Nessie?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 26, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Nessie wants that win damnit

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 26, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nom nom nom

Nessie : wins = Danks : strikeouts

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 26, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

baltimore’s win expectancy up to 2%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 26, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

GAME = OVA

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 26, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 26, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You are a motion-poster of unmatched nuance

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 26, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 26, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

anyone else weirded out by the whole "twins have lost three games in a row"

thing? they’ll win tonight so take it in while it lasts, but damn. i didn’t realize that was constitutional.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 26, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

so says the guy who thought the declaration of independence was the preamble. forgive me if i don't put much credence in what you think is constitutional.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

be fair, i was probably drunk

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 26, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

And the Founders weren't?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 26, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Were they Irish?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 26, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

On fire tonight, OPOS. Rec'd.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 26, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You wanna know what's fuckin' crazy

the Sox are technically on a 3-game winning streak

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 26, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 26, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sales volume of Mazdas is rocketing skyward

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 26, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Marriotti leaving the suntimes.....hurray...Ozzie did outlast him!

by Los Soxos on Aug 26, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

headed to streetwise? can you blame him?

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 26, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

best streetwise seller: crazy little black woman on the sw corner of madison and clark.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 26, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

they like to send their soldiers out to the north eastern suburbs.

i caught the 300 pound black dude that sits in front of treasure island wearing a wrestlers outfit, an umbrella hat and smoking a cigarette while attached to an emphysema rig.

when i walked past him without making eye contact, he said: “oooooooh, so that’s how it’s gonna be.”

i floated him a sawbuck on the way out.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 26, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs