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Game #133: WhiteSox (76-56) @ Orioles (62-70)

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Chicago White Sox @ Baltimore Orioles


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Chicago White Sox
@ Baltimore Orioles

Wednesday, Aug 27, 2008, 6:05 PM CDT
Oriole Park at Camden Yards

John Danks vs Radhames Liz

Partly cloudy with a 60-percent chance of rain. Winds blowing in from right field at 10-15 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 75.

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wow thats annoying

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

flagged.

flagged. flagged. flagged.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Absolutely

First post? WTF?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 6:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sox lineup

cabrera, ss
pierzynski, c
dye, rf
thome, dh
konerko, 1b
general soreness, cf
ramirez, 2b
swisher, lf
uribe, 3b

danks on the bump.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no Q!?

oh noes.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if q! won't wear the body armor, ozzie will bench him against wild pitchers.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

im more worried about my fantasy teams roster

DirtySouthSide has to go to the bench.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the redbull flugtag here sept 6th

we should have made a SSS flying machine.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Min @ Sea

3-3

Go Ms!

mlb.tv has video, no audio.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Punto without sound?

More talented than Chaplin and Keaton combined.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 5:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ibanez HR off Perkins

4-3 Ms

2 out
bottom 7

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ibanez now OPS'ing approximately

453,421,155.41 vs. the M’s this year. He averages a 1,000,000 run homer per at bat.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 5:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You mean vs. the Twins.

It’s ok – I know you are under pressure.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he was just fine when there were no expectations; just hours later, are cracks in his constitution starting to show?

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i can has driver's license???

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Already resting on your laurels.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 6:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sweet - so they can swap records then too, right?

Twins are 30-some games out of 1st!

That certainly cushions our lead.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

first world series winner with a last place division finish?

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don't tell me how many you lost, feisty...tell me when you lost 'em.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Make that 3-4

Ibañez!

Top of the 8th, Twins down by one.

by tommyjoepeters on Aug 27, 2008 5:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

5 minutes late. go directly to jail. do not pass go and do not collect $200.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What can I say?

T1 can be slow.

On the other hand, now the Twinkies are tied with ducks on the pond.

by tommyjoepeters on Aug 27, 2008 5:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

punto didnt hit it

it was ibanez

if a hr is hit in seattle
but you cant hear it in illinois
does it make a sound?

the sound of one hand clapping?

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am 2 blocks from Safeco right now...

and I heard Raul’s homer echoing in my soul.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

harlot.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Port-harlot.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i didn't need the last 2 series.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rest

nice giving q 2 days rest, with tomorrow being off day, but i wish Crede was in today against a wild thrower, Uribe and Ramirez wont really work the count

by BestKosherPolish on Aug 27, 2008 5:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

twins = unstoppable on comeback trail.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

F'in M's!

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yep...those 2 guys with the last names starting with M.

coincidence?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

one of them is not playing.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His presence is enough.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm not going to debate you! i'm not gonna debate!

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mauer just got put in to PH in the 9th.

So now they are both active.
:)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 6:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it doesn't matter. there's already a few people in brainerd who aren't so okay.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 6:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I will be missing the game tonight for Dragon Boat racing practice.

No I am not kidding.

But I wish us well, and hope that 3 is our favorite number by the end of the eve.

Twins (M’s) will need to hold up their end of the bargain, of course.

Go Sox!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This just got ugly fast.

6-4 The New M’s.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

new twins' bullpen is not cooperating today.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They hardly ever do.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YEAH WTF DID THIS BULL SHIT HAPPEN?

I HATE THE TWINS #(#^$&&#)(())@$#!@%^#

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 27, 2008 6:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SOX HR RATE PER AB

ABs per HR
__________
Hall 106 AB
Griffey 63 AB
Juan 47 AB
Wise(RIP) 33 AB
AJ 1 HR 36.5 AB
Paully 29.25 AB
Alexei 24.66 AB
Anderson 21.87 AB
Swisher 19.22 AB
Crede 18.88 AB
Thome 14.28 AB
Dye 15.35 AB
Q! 12.9 AB

Ibanez 1 alien soul per HR

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shaftr? more like shafted.

son, you’ll never climb the ladder working for a blog bloated with middle management.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 27, 2008 5:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"working"

snicker.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 27, 2008 6:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

6-5 New M's

just barely missed tying it in the bottom of the 8th, play at the plate got the tying run.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God, that pisses me off...

Just read that on Gameday.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 27, 2008 6:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, but QIbanez is up next inning.

(With the last homer, he earned the right to the Q.)

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 6:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You better be careful where you put that Q....

just cuz you have some sort of clout all of a sudden….

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 6:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

seems rather convoluted

since it’s the player’s association who actually filed the grievance. at any rate, no chance to undue the deal they struck.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 27, 2008 6:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what's happening with this

can someone throw up a link or something

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 27, 2008 6:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why did the oitcher with control problems

only throw 6 pitches? patience people!

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Aug 27, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought this was a joke without a punchline for a second

Why did the pitcher with control problems cross the road?

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Aug 27, 2008 6:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i realized that too

but i had typed too much to turn back

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Aug 27, 2008 6:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The punchline is

He was trying not to walk.

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Aug 27, 2008 6:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Raul up. 2 outs, 9th.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Raul down

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 27, 2008 6:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ball game ovah.

Swung on a 3-0 pitch, like a dumbass.

REMOVE THAT Q, AEG!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 6:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhpt.

The sound of Ibanez’s Q being removed.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 6:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don't bring your white Sox game posts in here

this is a Twins (sometimes Cubs) site

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 27, 2008 6:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What about Boston?

They’re already up by two those fucking bastahds.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 6:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You win, you don't scoreboard watch

Carry your own water, I say. Kaczynski-like Libertarianism.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i gotta disagree with you there, chief. winning is good, but the other team losing helps the magic number, too.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 7:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We win 30 in a row, Chief, it doesn't matter

from a theoretical standpoint. Is what I’m sayin’. Game’s in progress. Focus. Scoreboard watch later.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not allowed even BEFORE the sox game starts?

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was talking about Boston.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fial.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 7:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are these changeups Danks is throwing as high and tantalizing as they look on gameday?

He really needs to learn to keep that pitch down.

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Aug 27, 2008 6:22 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

more

like Uribe at an Old Country Buffet

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 27, 2008 6:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Swish cannon

Two-hopper from mid-left. Niiiiiiiice.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Danks is getting ahead in the count nicely, as usual

velocity is hovering around 89-91 though, I have a feeling the Cell gun is a bit fast, but he is having a hard time putting guys away early.

by madvillian on Aug 27, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seems like a short outing for Danks tonight

He’s throwing a ton of pitches.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

of the 18 strikes he threw in the first, not one was a swing and miss, either.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 6:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Woot Paulies back bitches!

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Boosh!

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 27, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i gotta bone to pick with you

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 6:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Take it up with management.

Wait … I am management? DAMN YOU CHEAT, DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLL …

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 6:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ah ha

its nice too know when i’m not here, you bad mouth me. I’m so HAPPY.

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 6:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so slow

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 6:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 6:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

great. just great

i didn’t miss you at all

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 6:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As the thread grinds to a halt...

Pick it up, PR.

Lead, follow, or get out of the way.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why me?

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the downward spiral has begun.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well i'll keep my mouth shut

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wish that were true.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you get you wish

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why?

You are really a guy effin’ with us, right?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my first son's last name shall be "LIZ."

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great AB for the worlds best hitting coach.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 6:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 6:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gotta love that stanchar power huh Jim.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 6:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That wasn't stanching it

Otherwise I’d say, “Juan’ll make him pay.”

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 6:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My powers are nothing

I said Danks was going to have a short outing, and look.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 6:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, yours a hit and miss really.

Keep your comments negative as a precaution though. Think like SSH.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 6:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thats the spirit.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 6:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The power, it does nothing.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is a 2007-style johnny danks pitch count run-up.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he only threw 6 pitches in the first?

that was before i woke up, err, finished the important work that i do.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 6:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

On the Baltimore broadcast

Greg Walker said that Alexei knows what he needs to do. “All the adjustments he’s made, he’s made himself.”

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

beats "he's having his way with himself."

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That sounds redundant

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

allow myself to introduce...myself.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 7:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That strikes me as hilarious,

though I am AP’ed to death. I prefer “So I Married An Ax Murderer”.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the big head jokes in that movie are awesome.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I believe the Law and Order guy (DiPaglia?) was cracking up at the

“he’ll cry himself to sleep on his giagantic pillow” and “Sputnik” lines. Absolutely hilarious.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and yet you do it all the time.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am at the age where taking myself out on a date ends in a peck on the cheek.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

maybe if you'd take yourself out to a nice dinner once in awhile, maybe spring for flowers...

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's so sad.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go Orioles!

Twins Fix
http://www.twinsfix.com

by Andersklasen on Aug 27, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wth

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and go ravens! go baltimore basketball and hockey teams! go johns hopkins lacrosse!

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 7:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are you serious?

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are you?

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 7:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'ma leave that alone

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

huh

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Looks at calender.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

funny!

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

were you meaning to be sarcastic? if so, i think we found one of these days.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes i was

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow, that was quick. managed one post at least.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i doubt that, since i'm a target

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not. In. This. Lifetime.

Like a conversation with David Spade.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thanks alot

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you lost already.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 7:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That'll work.

I don’t mind him going for the extra base there.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And he's

…

…
(looks at watch)
…

out.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 7:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good job, got a run across, this guy is gonna give them more runs

just need Danks to settle and pitch a few scoreless innings.

by madvillian on Aug 27, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Paulie again.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GIDdyuP, Junior!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like coming from behind.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I bet you do.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 7:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have BoSox v.Spanks on Mariotti-vision

A-Rod with 2 doubles. Of course, bags are not loaded, and it’s early.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

According to Hawk there's a chance the game could get rained out

but the storm is moving at pierzynskirules speed

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 27, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no its not

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice comeback.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thanks

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Would you have expected anything less?

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

considering you hate everything i say

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(rolls eyes)

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(sarcasm)oh nice

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

baby steps, one day you want have to indicate when you are being sarcastic.

till then keep the helmet on. ; D

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We have a gazelle on the Plain who is wounded.

(Time for the Sam Peckinpaugh slo-mo filming of the kill.)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Recovered from your SSH high blood pressure-induced stroke?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Watching Big Bill tonight?

(Ducks.)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have no idea what you're talking about.

So I’ll assume by “Bill” you mean baseball. So yes.

by expatnyc on Aug 27, 2008 7:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Offense DFA

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how about a double play ball?

we need something economical to happen to have johnny go 6 tonight.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cut in interest rates?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(groans)

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Slow night, bro. No titty cake to be had.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this gamethread is laboring harder than danks.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is not looking good.

Yank Danks.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Goddammit, Johnny

Bear the eff down. It’d be nice to have a 2 game lead after tonight.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tabasco tonight.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

though maybe danks should keep throwing until tropical storm PR rolls into town… go with Broadway tomorrow

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 27, 2008 7:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's just wrong

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Still have a shot - if we get down by 4 I'd agree

He looks like crap tonight – cut the losses (he’ll be even fresher for his next start!) and get the long boys in who have been doing a good job.

But maybe I’m wrong. It’s happened at leat 3 times before (marriages 1-3).

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

#4 as I live and breathe.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

too bored to contin...

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I missed the last inning coming home from work

He still has no change, right?

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yep

the man on third walked because he couldn’t get one over

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 27, 2008 7:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the man on third possessing a .472 OPS, for the record.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

run to the dugout like clayton would, johnny!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(Crickets chirping.)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you are hanging your hat on El Sid

you are officially effed.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i hate mora!

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn flyouts

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's OVA!!!

This game is official.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 27, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tabasco time?

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if only that could happen

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that haircut is awful.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gavinesque.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dj blaming the aura of the game.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Broadway sighting. Saving Tabasco for BoSux.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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