Game #133: WhiteSox (76-56) @ Orioles (62-70)
by The Cheat on Aug 27, 2008 5:00 PM CDT
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Chicago White Sox at Baltimore Orioles, Aug 27, 2008 6:05 PM CDT
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wow thats annoying
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
flagged.
flagged. flagged. flagged.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely
First post? WTF?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sox lineup
cabrera, ss
pierzynski, c
dye, rf
thome, dh
konerko, 1b
general soreness, cf
ramirez, 2b
swisher, lf
uribe, 3b
danks on the bump.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no Q!?
oh noes.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if q! won't wear the body armor, ozzie will bench him against wild pitchers.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im more worried about my fantasy teams roster
DirtySouthSide has to go to the bench.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the redbull flugtag here sept 6th
we should have made a SSS flying machine.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Min @ Sea
3-3
Go Ms!
mlb.tv has video, no audio.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Punto without sound?
More talented than Chaplin and Keaton combined.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ibanez HR off Perkins
4-3 Ms
2 out
bottom 7
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ibanez now OPS'ing approximately
453,421,155.41 vs. the M’s this year. He averages a 1,000,000 run homer per at bat.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean vs. the Twins.
It’s ok – I know you are under pressure.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was just fine when there were no expectations; just hours later, are cracks in his constitution starting to show?
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As Associate Editor, I decree that the M's are now the Twins and the Twins now the M's.
Also, all children under 16 years old are now 16 years old.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can has driver's license???
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another theft of Woody Allen by me, btw.
I got nuthin’.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Already resting on your laurels.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet - so they can swap records then too, right?
Twins are 30-some games out of 1st!
That certainly cushions our lead.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
first world series winner with a last place division finish?
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Much like the loss of an April series in August.
Time are confusing.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't tell me how many you lost, feisty...tell me when you lost 'em.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make that 3-4
Ibañez!
Top of the 8th, Twins down by one.
by tommyjoepeters on Aug 27, 2008 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 minutes late. go directly to jail. do not pass go and do not collect $200.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What can I say?
T1 can be slow.
On the other hand, now the Twinkies are tied with ducks on the pond.
by tommyjoepeters on Aug 27, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
punto didnt hit it
it was ibanez
if a hr is hit in seattle
but you cant hear it in illinois
does it make a sound?
the sound of one hand clapping?
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am 2 blocks from Safeco right now...
and I heard Raul’s homer echoing in my soul.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
harlot.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Port-harlot.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and don't act like you wouldn't blow Ibanez for all the shit he's done to the Twins in the last 2 series.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didn't need the last 2 series.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rest
nice giving q 2 days rest, with tomorrow being off day, but i wish Crede was in today against a wild thrower, Uribe and Ramirez wont really work the count
by BestKosherPolish on Aug 27, 2008 5:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
twins = unstoppable on comeback trail.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep...those 2 guys with the last names starting with M.
coincidence?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
one of them is not playing.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His presence is enough.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not going to debate you! i'm not gonna debate!
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mauer just got put in to PH in the 9th.
So now they are both active.
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it doesn't matter. there's already a few people in brainerd who aren't so okay.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There goes that lead. Was fun while it lasted.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will be missing the game tonight for Dragon Boat racing practice.
No I am not kidding.
But I wish us well, and hope that 3 is our favorite number by the end of the eve.
Twins (M’s) will need to hold up their end of the bargain, of course.
Go Sox!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, I suppose if you're going to be racing a ... uh ... Dragon Boat,
it would be a good idea to get plenty of practice.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, apparently all 20 paddlers have to stroke in unison.
I don’t know what’s so hard about that.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The odds of those particular words being combined in a manner appropriate for a family website were roughly 300:1.
I congratulate you, ma’am.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't think ma'am is appropriate here; perhaps use spinster or old maid in the future.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This just got ugly fast.
6-4 The New M’s.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
new twins' bullpen is not cooperating today.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They hardly ever do.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEAH WTF DID THIS BULL SHIT HAPPEN?
I HATE THE TWINS #(#^$&&#)(())@$#!@%^#
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 27, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SOX HR RATE PER AB
ABs per HR
__________
Hall 106 AB
Griffey 63 AB
Juan 47 AB
Wise(RIP) 33 AB
AJ 1 HR 36.5 AB
Paully 29.25 AB
Alexei 24.66 AB
Anderson 21.87 AB
Swisher 19.22 AB
Crede 18.88 AB
Thome 14.28 AB
Dye 15.35 AB
Q! 12.9 AB
Ibanez 1 alien soul per HR
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shaftr? more like shafted.
son, you’ll never climb the ladder working for a blog bloated with middle management.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 27, 2008 5:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
6-5 New M's
just barely missed tying it in the bottom of the 8th, play at the plate got the tying run.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
God, that pisses me off...
Just read that on Gameday.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 27, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but QIbanez is up next inning.
(With the last homer, he earned the right to the Q.)
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You better be careful where you put that Q....
just cuz you have some sort of clout all of a sudden….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did not put it anywhere. I typed QIbanez, and QIbanez came out.
See? It just happens, people!
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
any thoughst on boras vs. pirates??
and action against kc
by BestKosherPolish on Aug 27, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
seems rather convoluted
since it’s the player’s association who actually filed the grievance. at any rate, no chance to undue the deal they struck.
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 27, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's happening with this
can someone throw up a link or something
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 27, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why did the oitcher with control problems
only throw 6 pitches? patience people!
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Aug 27, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought this was a joke without a punchline for a second
Why did the pitcher with control problems cross the road?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Aug 27, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i realized that too
but i had typed too much to turn back
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Aug 27, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The punchline is
He was trying not to walk.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Aug 27, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Raul up. 2 outs, 9th.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Raul down
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 27, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh well, the Mariners taking 2 out of 3 from the Twins is still a Good Thing
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Aug 27, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ball game ovah.
Swung on a 3-0 pitch, like a dumbass.
REMOVE THAT Q, AEG!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhpt.
The sound of Ibanez’s Q being removed.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. Sorry. Must be on the wrong thread.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
don't bring your white Sox game posts in here
this is a Twins (sometimes Cubs) site
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 27, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about Boston?
They’re already up by two those fucking bastahds.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If August 27th isn't the time to start scoreboard watching
then when is?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Aug 27, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You win, you don't scoreboard watch
Carry your own water, I say. Kaczynski-like Libertarianism.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i gotta disagree with you there, chief. winning is good, but the other team losing helps the magic number, too.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We win 30 in a row, Chief, it doesn't matter
from a theoretical standpoint. Is what I’m sayin’. Game’s in progress. Focus. Scoreboard watch later.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not allowed even BEFORE the sox game starts?
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was talking about Boston.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fial.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are these changeups Danks is throwing as high and tantalizing as they look on gameday?
He really needs to learn to keep that pitch down.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Aug 27, 2008 6:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it's two bloops and a soft hit sac fly down the line
I’m not really worried.
by madvillian on Aug 27, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Swish cannon
Two-hopper from mid-left. Niiiiiiiice.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Danks is getting ahead in the count nicely, as usual
velocity is hovering around 89-91 though, I have a feeling the Cell gun is a bit fast, but he is having a hard time putting guys away early.
by madvillian on Aug 27, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Seems like a short outing for Danks tonight
He’s throwing a ton of pitches.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
of the 18 strikes he threw in the first, not one was a swing and miss, either.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DFA Paulie
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 6:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woot Paulies back bitches!
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boosh!
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 27, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I AM AFRAID THE DAMAGE IS QUITE SE ...
crap, wrong guy.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i gotta bone to pick with you
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take it up with management.
Wait … I am management? DAMN YOU CHEAT, DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLL …
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah ha
its nice too know when i’m not here, you bad mouth me. I’m so HAPPY.
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that was my job, damn you Guapo you filthy usurper.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quick! Everyone! Look over that way!
(runs the other way)
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so slow
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
great. just great
i didn’t miss you at all
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As the thread grinds to a halt...
Pick it up, PR.
Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why me?
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the downward spiral has begun.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well i'll keep my mouth shut
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wish that were true.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you get you wish
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why?
You are really a guy effin’ with us, right?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you forgot the regards
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 27, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my first son's last name shall be "LIZ."
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
11-pitch walk is welcome in the first go-around against a pitcher they've never seen.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Great AB for the worlds best hitting coach.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 6:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Alexei's really making him work, too.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 6:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like how Griffey turned and ripped that 93mph heater inches foul as well
He is looking better lately.
by madvillian on Aug 27, 2008 6:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Make him pay, Juan.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 6:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta love that stanchar power huh Jim.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That wasn't stanching it
Otherwise I’d say, “Juan’ll make him pay.”
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think generally making a hopeful statement with those powers will warrant epic badness.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My powers are nothing
I said Danks was going to have a short outing, and look.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, yours a hit and miss really.
Keep your comments negative as a precaution though. Think like SSH.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*cutting self*
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats the spirit.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The power, it does nothing.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swing and a miss!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 6:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this is a 2007-style johnny danks pitch count run-up.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he only threw 6 pitches in the first?
that was before i woke up, err, finished the important work that i do.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 6:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
On the Baltimore broadcast
Greg Walker said that Alexei knows what he needs to do. “All the adjustments he’s made, he’s made himself.”
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
beats "he's having his way with himself."
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds redundant
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
allow myself to introduce...myself.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That strikes me as hilarious,
though I am AP’ed to death. I prefer “So I Married An Ax Murderer”.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the big head jokes in that movie are awesome.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe the Law and Order guy (DiPaglia?) was cracking up at the
“he’ll cry himself to sleep on his giagantic pillow” and “Sputnik” lines. Absolutely hilarious.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and yet you do it all the time.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am at the age where taking myself out on a date ends in a peck on the cheek.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe if you'd take yourself out to a nice dinner once in awhile, maybe spring for flowers...
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's so sad.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice baserunning by AJ
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 6:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Go Orioles!
Twins Fix
http://www.twinsfix.com
by Andersklasen on Aug 27, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wth
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and go ravens! go baltimore basketball and hockey teams! go johns hopkins lacrosse!
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you serious?
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you?
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'ma leave that alone
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
huh
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
one of these days there will be a post that doesn't confuse pierzynskirules...
one of these days
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 27, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks at calender.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
funny!
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
were you meaning to be sarcastic? if so, i think we found one of these days.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes i was
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, that was quick. managed one post at least.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i doubt that, since i'm a target
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not. In. This. Lifetime.
Like a conversation with David Spade.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks alot
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you lost already.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That'll work.
I don’t mind him going for the extra base there.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And he's
…
…
(looks at watch)
…
out.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good job, got a run across, this guy is gonna give them more runs
just need Danks to settle and pitch a few scoreless innings.
by madvillian on Aug 27, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Paulie again.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GIDdyuP, Junior!
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Funnier with T-Dog out there.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amazing how muh easier it is to be behind when you have a 1.5 game lead.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like coming from behind.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet you do.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have BoSox v.Spanks on Mariotti-vision
A-Rod with 2 doubles. Of course, bags are not loaded, and it’s early.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to Hawk there's a chance the game could get rained out
but the storm is moving at pierzynskirules speed
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 27, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no its not
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice comeback.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would you have expected anything less?
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
considering you hate everything i say
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(rolls eyes)
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(sarcasm)oh nice
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
baby steps, one day you want have to indicate when you are being sarcastic.
till then keep the helmet on. ; D
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have a gazelle on the Plain who is wounded.
(Time for the Sam Peckinpaugh slo-mo filming of the kill.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Recovered from your SSH high blood pressure-induced stroke?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Provided the stent holds, yes, recovered, and chastened.
by expatnyc on Aug 27, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watching Big Bill tonight?
(Ducks.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea what you're talking about.
So I’ll assume by “Bill” you mean baseball. So yes.
by expatnyc on Aug 27, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Offense DFA
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how about a double play ball?
we need something economical to happen to have johnny go 6 tonight.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
day off tomorrow right?
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cut in interest rates?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(groans)
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slow night, bro. No titty cake to be had.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this gamethread is laboring harder than danks.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is not looking good.
Yank Danks.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goddammit, Johnny
Bear the eff down. It’d be nice to have a 2 game lead after tonight.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
76 pitches. Jesus.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And about half as many pickoff moves.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is frustrating. Swing and miss you Orange mother fuckers!
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tabasco tonight.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah
though maybe danks should keep throwing until tropical storm PR rolls into town… go with Broadway tomorrow
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 27, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's just wrong
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still have a shot - if we get down by 4 I'd agree
He looks like crap tonight – cut the losses (he’ll be even fresher for his next start!) and get the long boys in who have been doing a good job.
But maybe I’m wrong. It’s happened at leat 3 times before (marriages 1-3).
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
#4 as I live and breathe.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Danks is hoping the rain catches up before the middle of the fifth.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
too bored to contin...
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I missed the last inning coming home from work
He still has no change, right?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yep
the man on third walked because he couldn’t get one over
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 27, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the man on third possessing a .472 OPS, for the record.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Danks is sad because Pablo got DFAd again
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 27, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a lot of travel
He had to show Torre a bad attitude to get his point across.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 27, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
run to the dugout like clayton would, johnny!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
(Crickets chirping.)
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yankees are a joke. Talk about problems with giving runs back.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If you are hanging your hat on El Sid
you are officially effed.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only they were losing to someone else.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate mora!
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn flyouts
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's OVA!!!
This game is official.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 27, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tabasco time?
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if only that could happen
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 27, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that haircut is awful.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gavinesque.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dj blaming the aura of the game.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 27, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Broadway sighting. Saving Tabasco for BoSux.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Get to the choppa!!!
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/8/27/602698/game-133-gamethread-2
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 27, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You ass, I just posted gold!
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 27, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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