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Game #133: WhiteSox (76-56) @ Orioles (62-70)

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Chicago White Sox
@ Baltimore Orioles

Wednesday, Aug 27, 2008, 6:05 PM CDT
Oriole Park at Camden Yards

John Danks vs Radhames Liz

Partly cloudy with a 60-percent chance of rain. Winds blowing in from right field at 10-15 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 75.

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wow thats annoying

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:27 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

flagged.

flagged. flagged. flagged.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Absolutely

First post? WTF?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 6:58 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

sox lineup

cabrera, ss
pierzynski, c
dye, rf
thome, dh
konerko, 1b
general soreness, cf
ramirez, 2b
swisher, lf
uribe, 3b

danks on the bump.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:27 PM CDT   0 recs

no Q!?

oh noes.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

if q! won't wear the body armor, ozzie will bench him against wild pitchers.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:29 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

im more worried about my fantasy teams roster

DirtySouthSide has to go to the bench.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

the redbull flugtag here sept 6th

we should have made a SSS flying machine.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:28 PM CDT   0 recs

Min @ Sea

3-3

Go Ms!

mlb.tv has video, no audio.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:31 PM CDT   0 recs

Punto without sound?

More talented than Chaplin and Keaton combined.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 5:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ibanez HR off Perkins

4-3 Ms

2 out
bottom 7

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ibanez now OPS'ing approximately

453,421,155.41 vs. the M’s this year. He averages a 1,000,000 run homer per at bat.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 5:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

You mean vs. the Twins.

It’s ok – I know you are under pressure.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:36 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

he was just fine when there were no expectations; just hours later, are cracks in his constitution starting to show?

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:37 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i can has driver's license???

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:39 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Already resting on your laurels.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 6:59 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Sweet - so they can swap records then too, right?

Twins are 30-some games out of 1st!

That certainly cushions our lead.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

first world series winner with a last place division finish?

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

don't tell me how many you lost, feisty...tell me when you lost 'em.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:51 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Make that 3-4

Ibañez!

Top of the 8th, Twins down by one.

by tommyjoepeters on Aug 27, 2008 5:39 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

5 minutes late. go directly to jail. do not pass go and do not collect $200.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

What can I say?

T1 can be slow.

On the other hand, now the Twinkies are tied with ducks on the pond.

by tommyjoepeters on Aug 27, 2008 5:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

punto didnt hit it

it was ibanez

if a hr is hit in seattle
but you cant hear it in illinois
does it make a sound?

the sound of one hand clapping?

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:36 PM CDT   0 recs

I am 2 blocks from Safeco right now...

and I heard Raul’s homer echoing in my soul.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:37 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

harlot.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:37 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Port-harlot.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i didn't need the last 2 series.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

rest

nice giving q 2 days rest, with tomorrow being off day, but i wish Crede was in today against a wild thrower, Uribe and Ramirez wont really work the count

by BestKosherPolish on Aug 27, 2008 5:40 PM CDT   0 recs

twins = unstoppable on comeback trail.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:40 PM CDT   0 recs

F'in M's!

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yep...those 2 guys with the last names starting with M.

coincidence?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

one of them is not playing.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

His presence is enough.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:43 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i'm not going to debate you! i'm not gonna debate!

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Mauer just got put in to PH in the 9th.

So now they are both active.
:)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 6:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

it doesn't matter. there's already a few people in brainerd who aren't so okay.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 6:12 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

There goes that lead. Was fun while it lasted.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I will be missing the game tonight for Dragon Boat racing practice.

No I am not kidding.

But I wish us well, and hope that 3 is our favorite number by the end of the eve.

Twins (M’s) will need to hold up their end of the bargain, of course.

Go Sox!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:44 PM CDT   0 recs

Yeah, apparently all 20 paddlers have to stroke in unison.

I don’t know what’s so hard about that.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:58 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i don't think ma'am is appropriate here; perhaps use spinster or old maid in the future.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 6:01 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

This just got ugly fast.

6-4 The New M’s.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:48 PM CDT   0 recs

new twins' bullpen is not cooperating today.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 5:50 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

They hardly ever do.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 5:57 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

YEAH WTF DID THIS BULL SHIT HAPPEN?

I HATE THE TWINS #(#^$&&#)(())@$#!@%^#

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 27, 2008 6:02 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

SOX HR RATE PER AB

ABs per HR
__________
Hall 106 AB
Griffey 63 AB
Juan 47 AB
Wise(RIP) 33 AB
AJ 1 HR 36.5 AB
Paully 29.25 AB
Alexei 24.66 AB
Anderson 21.87 AB
Swisher 19.22 AB
Crede 18.88 AB
Thome 14.28 AB
Dye 15.35 AB
Q! 12.9 AB

Ibanez 1 alien soul per HR

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 27, 2008 5:50 PM CDT   0 recs

shaftr? more like shafted.

son, you’ll never climb the ladder working for a blog bloated with middle management.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 27, 2008 5:59 PM CDT   0 recs

"working"

snicker.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 27, 2008 6:00 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

6-5 New M's

just barely missed tying it in the bottom of the 8th, play at the plate got the tying run.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 6:05 PM CDT   0 recs

God, that pisses me off...

Just read that on Gameday.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 27, 2008 6:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes, but QIbanez is up next inning.

(With the last homer, he earned the right to the Q.)

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 6:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

You better be careful where you put that Q....

just cuz you have some sort of clout all of a sudden….

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 6:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

seems rather convoluted

since it’s the player’s association who actually filed the grievance. at any rate, no chance to undue the deal they struck.

"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire

by larry on Aug 27, 2008 6:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

what's happening with this

can someone throw up a link or something

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 27, 2008 6:12 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

why did the oitcher with control problems

only throw 6 pitches? patience people!

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Aug 27, 2008 6:12 PM CDT   0 recs

I thought this was a joke without a punchline for a second

Why did the pitcher with control problems cross the road?

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Aug 27, 2008 6:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i realized that too

but i had typed too much to turn back

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Aug 27, 2008 6:16 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

The punchline is

He was trying not to walk.

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Aug 27, 2008 6:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Raul up. 2 outs, 9th.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 6:19 PM CDT   0 recs

Raul down

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 27, 2008 6:20 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ball game ovah.

Swung on a 3-0 pitch, like a dumbass.

REMOVE THAT Q, AEG!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 27, 2008 6:20 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhpt.

The sound of Ibanez’s Q being removed.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 27, 2008 6:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh. Sorry. Must be on the wrong thread.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 6:21 PM CDT   0 recs

don't bring your white Sox game posts in here

this is a Twins (sometimes Cubs) site

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 27, 2008 6:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

What about Boston?

They’re already up by two those fucking bastahds.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 27, 2008 6:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

If August 27th isn't the time to start scoreboard watching

then when is?

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Aug 27, 2008 6:27 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

You win, you don't scoreboard watch

Carry your own water, I say. Kaczynski-like Libertarianism.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:04 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i gotta disagree with you there, chief. winning is good, but the other team losing helps the magic number, too.

"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 27, 2008 7:04 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

We win 30 in a row, Chief, it doesn't matter

from a theoretical standpoint. Is what I’m sayin’. Game’s in progress. Focus. Scoreboard watch later.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 27, 2008 7:06 PM CDT