On your 26th Birthday...
by thecip on Aug 28, 2008 8:44 PM CDT
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Clear choice here, though I bet he would love some Mudkips as well.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 28, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
#1 and #2 hitters that can actually get on base.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Crap, I think I have to rec that
First time for everything I guess.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Aug 28, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he's turned over a new leaf
maybe we’ll all have to start hating someone new.
my vote is option27
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 28, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uribe?
Oh, you said someone new. Carry on, then.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 28, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah that shit ass fanpost he posted?
what a jinx that guy is.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 28, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You didn't rec his declaration of suckery?!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
curse your infernal logic
q wants a boat
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Aug 28, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The head of Nick Punto. Oh, and Cod. Lots and lots of cod.
Excellent work, by the way.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 28, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
q always knows to pass on the mystery box
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 28, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
piranhas on the loose? bases loaded, 1 out for morneau, down 1-0 top of 6
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
only got 1. tied ging to bottom of 6.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ging?
To bottom of 6? You speaking Asian now, roundeye?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did I read double steal?
PIRANHAS!!!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Aug 28, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hooked on fonics werkd fer u.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean really...
double steal…how cute.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Aug 28, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since we're always talking about non-Sox games
McCarthy vs. Garland tonight.
Both with an average fastball of 88.9 according to gameday
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 28, 2008 10:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
even as we look uncertainly into the future
it’s good to know that it could have been worse.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 28, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And always twirling, twirling, twirling!
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Aug 28, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
big frank showing off the warning track power...
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2-1 a's.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, the Twins have
Dennys fucking Reyes on the mound. That’s like the equivalent of Horacio Ramirez times Lance Broadway.
by madvillian on Aug 28, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
plus a buck fifty
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and I see somehow the fatman is putting in a career year
fucking twins.
by madvillian on Aug 28, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you think they say the same thing about Carrasco?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Aug 28, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just being on the Twins subtracts 2 runs from your ERA and adds 60 points to your batting average.
It also cures baldness.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 28, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And impotence.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Aug 28, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone say omnipotence?
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 28, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, when the fuck did Dennys Reyes turn his career around
If this isn’t a PED suspicious case then shit:
Never had a K/BB better than 2/1 and then in 2006 goes 49/15 with a .89 ERA for 50IP.
You have to be shitting me.
by madvillian on Aug 28, 2008 10:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ryan sweeney just made dye look like a gold glover.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Punto up with a man on 3rd, 1 out. This should end ... well.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 28, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuckballs.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
indeed. great catch by rajai davis though. 2 down, 2-2, man on 1st
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correction: "Punto on 1st".
That’s no man.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 28, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not anymore...
After two pickoff attempts, Punto steals 2B on the lefty starter.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now there's an injury delay.
I can only assume Punto spiked baby Jesus.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 28, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
inning ovah.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Inning over...
2-2 tie.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plz put up 5 runs, A's.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY CHUMS!
Prediction:
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Aug 28, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
A masterwork!
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Aug 28, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't hold back on that one. I made a new uribe and orca too:
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f364/thecip/orcasucks.gif
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f364/thecip/ooribe.gif
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Aug 28, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
both are awesome
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 28, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your are full of win.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 28, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
extra R ftl.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 28, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Q, that is fucking funny.
I am starting my morning with some coffee and some good ol’-fashion LOL-ing (sorry Jim).
Thanks Cip!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
After seeing the fucking Cubs come back against the Phillies in the 8th inning...
I don’t want to have to stomach a Twinkies win.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stop watching cubs games, you masochist.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He had pic in pic going tonight
Cubs and the DNC,
… in full leathers, gagball in mouth
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 28, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
reed johnson?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Aug 28, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Injury delay in the Twins game?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Aug 28, 2008 11:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
negative.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So do the A's get through Casilla, Mauer, and Morneau here without giving up a run?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BWAAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!
Oh, wait, you were serious.
No.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 28, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Though they have elected to deploy the Blevens.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 28, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mauer go bye bye
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and sweeney makes a nice running extended catch to atone for earlier.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amazing job by Jerry Blevins...
Now fucking score a run or two and get your new closer in the game, A’s.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cust and thomas to go after crosby hacked at 1st pitch. fuck you, boof.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cust just got under it. major league "pop up" ended up a few feet in front of the track.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another out by Cust...
This is horseshit.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
frank looked worse than uribe on down and away sliders. ugggggly.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Frank strikes out...
Time to retire, old friend.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wouldn't be a wise business move for frank.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
10 more years, and we'll take him back on the Sox!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
devine gets kubel on 1st pitch. love it.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a's have 2 relievers with 30+ innings and < 1.00 era.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Kotsay trade was ridiculous.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so was the walk just now to delmon young. how you walk that guy?!?
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ughhh...
One out walk to Delmon Young.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank god that was a foul. young might have had that bag standing.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gidp. sweet...
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sweeney chance to show some rare pop and end it.....
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome...
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ryan sweeney owes us
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 28, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if his bailout on strike one is any indication, ruh-roh.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
base hit!!!
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
san bunt...sweeney on 2nd, 1 out.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when the A's didn't bunt or steal bases?
That sure changed.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Aug 28, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*teeming with Breslow
just think of him tinted grey
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 28, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 straight pickoff attempts.
The Breslow senses danger.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 28, 2008 11:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Barton sucks.
hence the bunt.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 28, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If it was the Sox facing the A's, Emil Brown would hit a double in the gap.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Departure of the Breslow.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 28, 2008 11:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's needed back at Los Alamos.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 28, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Roswell. Strange disappearance on the horizon.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Emil vs. RHP, career
.253/.315/.374
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 28, 2008 11:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
kurt "really owes the sox" suzuki on deck...
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on
base hit, shithead
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Aug 28, 2008 11:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
great takes on the last 2 pitches by brown to induce the walk/
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
But now, the DP is in order.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2-0...
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweeeeeet, Suzuki up.
Oh, the other Suzuki? Fuck.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 28, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fatt Stairs to the Phillies...
FOXSports.com’s Ken Rosenthal reports that the Phillies have acquired Matt Stairs from the Jays for a prospect.
The Phillies wanted Mark Kotsay, but came up short. They’re settling for a more limited player here, but one who could be a nice fit in their ballpark. Stairs will get the occasional start in right field against righties. He’ll be used as a pinch-hitter the rest of the time. The Blue Jays will call up Travis Snider to fill the open spot.
Source: FOXSports.com
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hawk: you know, feisty, that guy is just a professional hitter. dj: yeah, i've seen him put away a 6 foot sub after a game. hawk: i said hitter, you wanker.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie fears the fat man... a lot.
Good thing he is in the N.L. now.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
game
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
suzuki = equal opportunity al central fucker
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, I just blew my load!!!
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gotta feel good after the blue balls treatment you got from the cubs game
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is also genius.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Aug 28, 2008 11:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no worky
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 28, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its just streamers
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Aug 28, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND THAT'S AN OAKLAND WINNER!
Twins failing to take advantage of a rather easy schedule, lovin’ it!
by madvillian on Aug 28, 2008 11:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok everyone to bed
we have a big day tomorrow
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Aug 28, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well this is more like it
coming back to earth a bit i hope.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 28, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
suzuki: 5-8, 2 hr, 4 rbi pinch hitting this year.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If he had to hurt us, it's good to see him kill the Twins too.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know this is overkill...
but man, why didn’t we draft him? He would look good right now. Damn.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
too bad wu doesn't enjoy when the competition loses.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't buy it...
If the Yankees were playing the Twins, he wouldn’t root for the Yankees? I smell bullshit.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly we made a mistake on Suzuki
I’m sure KW would be the first to admit it. That’s why we overhauled our scouting department. The Wilder fiasco obviously doesn’t help, when you have friends working for you, things like that can happen. I don’t think this miss is related to Wilder, but the fact he had scouts who weren’t completely focused on their jobs did nothing to help the situation. Going forward I really think we will do better in the draft and internationally. We got a world series out of the last group though, so you can only complain about it so much.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 29, 2008 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm in Denver listening to BHO...
…and I’m looking at my cell to see the Twins score. I’m truly sick.
by RoyEgan on Aug 28, 2008 11:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice speech tonight
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Aug 28, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
never experienced anything like it....well, there was 2005
by RoyEgan on Aug 28, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
right now he won the league
a ways more to go.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Aug 28, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
saw some internal polling projections today
O 286 261
Mc
by RoyEgan on Aug 29, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, one is a historic event of epic proportions that people will be talking about for years, remembering exactly where they were when they witnessed it.
And the other one was the Obama speech.
/Veal. Try it.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 28, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
translation: roy, you are an idiot.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, you should have seen the guys in the minnesota delegation
by RoyEgan on Aug 28, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
your issue is not with me. i am just the translator.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
obama / suzuki '08!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Aug 28, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Such a big loss on an off day...
From a possible 0.5 game lead to 1.5.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sox won't have it easy tomorrow...
Dice-K is bumped up to tomorrow and then the Sox will face David Pauley on Saturday.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 28, 2008 11:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a's rotation right now is 5 lefties with duchscherer on the dl. has to pretty rare.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 28, 2008 11:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I mentioned this last night...
The Twins are worse offensively against lefties too.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 29, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I tell ya Feisty, last time I saw that was back in '68 when our front line starters all went down or were ineffective after the break, and Yaz pitched every day in August.
We went 31-0.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 29, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you forget the best part...until that month and after that month, yaz only threw right handed.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ooooo, good point. Though for awhile in the early 70's, he did experiment with a phase where he would fling the ball by whipping his torso around.
The league banned it because he killed a couple of his cut-off men.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 29, 2008 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When you manage the Twins, you don't get "creative".
The collective consciousness of the team itself calculates all possible permutations of every possible decision in a nanosecond, then automatically discards all but the most attractive option.
The “manager’s” job is purely functionary; to ensure that the collective is provided the nutrients necessary to sustain its complex network of neural systems, and to prevent it from harming itself and others.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 29, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Gardenhire will only use Nathan as a "closer", huh?
Very conventional and lame. Doesn’t seem like he does anything creative with his bullpen. Lefties face lefties, righties face righties, and the closer only pitches when they have the lead.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 29, 2008 12:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nathan has pitched twice when they were down by more than 4, twice down by 1, and 6 times with the score tied.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
looks like gardy is more comfortable with bringing nathan into a non-save situation than ozzie is with jenks.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nathan is the Twins best reliever...
One could argue that Linebrink was better than Jenks for awhile there earlier in the season.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 29, 2008 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i assumed, possibly incorrectly, that in addition to your point that gardenhire was conventional in the bullpen use, that you were comparing him to ozzie. if i got that wrong, i apologize.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I was just talking about...
putting your best reliever in the highest leverage situations instead of saving them for a possible save situation. I don’t know how much Nathan has pitched lately (probably a lot) but I was surprised that he didn’t pitch tonight. What good is saving your best reliever for a save if you never actually get that opportunity?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 29, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hear you. he pitched last night but didn't throw many pitches (under 10, iirc), had tuesday off, but threw 20+ on monday.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the numbers show gardenhire isn't against bringing him into tie games, but maybe he just goes on gut.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad Gardenhire's fat gut has been wrong a lot lately then...
Crain has blown three games for the Twins in his last three appearances.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 29, 2008 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of guts, flipping channels last night i saw sweet lou. in the gray at least, he looks like a whale.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely "protruding"...
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 29, 2008 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
those must be from good angles or something. he looks like an mary kate olsen in those compared to what i saw last night.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this from the guy who complains about it when ozzie lets a righty face a left handed hitter. how conventional and lame.
"Suck it up Bunky, we gotta go.'" - ron gardenhire
by larry on Aug 29, 2008 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just looked at the standings...
2008 Tigers = 2007 White Sox
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 29, 2008 12:17 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not really, positive RD and will finish with more than 72 wins.
Of course, they were expected to be good by most people. Most people thought the 2007 sox would uci, and they did.
by madvillian on Aug 29, 2008 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
their long term pitching situation isn't nearly as good as the sox was, either.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trading away Jair Jurrjens and Andrew Miller will do that to you.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 29, 2008 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
matsuzaka, pauley, and wakefield? can't complain about that in a 3 game set against the saux.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 12:27 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
True...
The probable matchups looked much worse earlier today.
I hope they learned on Dice-K. Walks, walks, and more walks. But they do have to come up with the big hits.
I don’t know what to expect from Pauley other than the fact that he has sucked balls thus far in the majors.
The Sox always seem to struggle early against Wakefield but then they rock him in the later innings.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 29, 2008 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
missing beckett and lester is fine by me.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Especially after seeing what Lester did to the Yankees offense.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 29, 2008 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 29, 2008 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shh
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 29, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For those who are interested...
Brandon McCarthy was effective again Thursday, limiting the Angels to two runs — one earned — in six innings.
McCarthy has a 1.80 ERA in his two starts. We’d still have a hard time trusting him in AL-only leagues, but the Rangers have reason to be encouraged. They need him to be a big part of their rotation next year.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 29, 2008 12:33 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's the 2nd coming...the sox should've never traded him...
he shuts down the angels…wtf kenny…what shit players did we even get back in this deal….oh yeah kthxbai
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Aug 29, 2008 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 K against 1BB and 6 hits
not exactly a dominating performance. I think most people thought BMAC would be a good 3rd or 4th starter, just that Danks’ cieling was higher.
by madvillian on Aug 29, 2008 8:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the Rangers fans sake
You almost hope the guy is serviceable the way things have turned out with for them with these pitching moves.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 29, 2008 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see 6 of us chose "other," but there was no place to "specify" upon clicking...so my other answer was going to be.....
a portslut!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 9:09 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I also selected "Other", but assumed I was voting for this:
Q! is a huge Uta Hagen fan. (But who isn’t?)
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 29, 2008 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah yes.
Here we have the very first occasion in history, where assuming did not make an ass of u and me.
Way to be.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i never thought i would fall in love with a younger man.
then q! came around and threw my world on it’s ear.
love, she is a mad scientist.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 29, 2008 11:09 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You are scaring me, MM
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've woken up in a cold sweat a few times, myself.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 29, 2008 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By 'cold sweat,' you mean, 'chocolate frosting.'
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fial?
I have a red x.
:( And I am quite intrigued, of course….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me too wtf is this toonder
i’d like to crush you like an insect but i don’t want to do the time ;)
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Aug 29, 2008 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
neither were you, furball.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah ok t-bag
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Aug 29, 2008 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chicburb's signature, yes?
The Big Red (Ass) “X”.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WU=ratings kenwo=not reliable mentor
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Aug 29, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Chiburb*
Das tut mir leid.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you weren't on the list. kthxbai.
"you're pathetic and you're weak. you're a fake and you lie. i'd like to crush you like an insect but i don't want to do the time."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the hell if i'm not
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Aug 29, 2008 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i checked it again and don't see you on it. sorry. thxbttrlcknxttyme.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
look again...plzkthkbaiutool
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Aug 29, 2008 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is more of my wish by voting other....but Q Day is a universal holiday
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2008 3:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Flagged, OM
but only because of the couple you chose – Woody and MM? The Hemp Twins? Fer Chrissakes.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that ain't me, wu. though i do see how one look at those abs could confuse you.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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