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Game #134: WhiteSox (76-57) @ RedSox (77-56)

Chicago White Sox at Boston Red Sox, Aug 29, 2008 6:05 PM CDT



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Chicago White Sox
@ Boston Red Sox

Friday, Aug 29, 2008, 6:05 PM CDT
Fenway Park

Javier Vazquez vs Daisuke Matsuzaka

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing in from center field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 70.

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Mmmmm ... game-thready goodness.

3-day weekend. Gorgeous weather. Sox vs. Sox, playoff atmosphere. Day after Q!‘s birthday. Eck on his way back to Anaheim. Rick Telander’s lanky, tousled good looks abounding.

Things are good.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 29, 2008 5:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I was gay for R. Telander after reading that homage

and he’s older than me. And a man. And a Northwestern grad.

Such is the gift of good descriptive writing.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

i knew you two...

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, the only thing "Essential" is Buddy Guy.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

is that some sort of interstate rest stop code?

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Listen to "Sweet Tea" (no, no bag included, POS)

You will be a changed man.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Odd. Please. Call me Uncle Ernie from now on.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

javy's line for tonight

6ip 5h 1bb 7k 3er 1hr

and i’m going to watch the game, a rarity. them boston elitists are going to get an earful from me at the bar, mostly references related to the wire and in-jokes related to sss.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 29, 2008 5:24 PM CDT reply actions  

who hits the homerun? Dustin Flatface Pedroia?

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 29, 2008 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

sox lineup...

cabrera, ss
aj, c
q!, lf
dye, rf
thome, dh
konerko, 1b
swish, cf
chelexei, 2b
crede, 3b

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Absolutely. Makes up for all these creepy avatars he keeps showing up with.

BTW, Keith, I consider myself the female embodiment of Larry David, no shit.
I own every season of Curb and watch them repeatedly, endlessly, knowing that some day I am going to be standing on the side of the road, yelling that I will pay somebody, anybody, for a verbal response, $10 for a verbal response……

ahhhhhh. I love the bald turd.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

sawx lineup...

kotsay, rf
pedroia, 2b
ortiz, dh
youkilis, 1b
bay, lf
lowrie, 3b
crisp, cf
cora, ss
varitek, c

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 5:33 PM CDT reply actions  

toonder go look check that other thread where i'm not on the list

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 29, 2008 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

i did. the secret service will be at your door any second, counterfeit list creator.

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

counterfeit my ass...that's fucking solid information right there

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 29, 2008 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

perhaps it is with regard to furbs, whoever that is, furby2056.

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

furbs=furby2056=ratingsbitchez

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 29, 2008 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

flagged.

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

bitch

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Aug 29, 2008 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

regards

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just saw that.

And it hurt my heart a little.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

did you see the newest addition to the larry v. chiburb by way of hsa post?

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why yes, that was the thread with which I began catching up.

Very nice, very nice.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

2-6 is alright, but 1 and 7-9 = suckitude.

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who, historically (hysterically?) does that sound like?

I like our chances. If Javy is on.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last year's SS boys.1-2, 7-9 was death. I love thinking the BSux

are in a similar quandry. And at least we had decent starters for awhile.

Foot on the throat time. We are healthy, wealthy, and wise.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Id fuck her.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 29, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions  

5 kids

You know she’s into it.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Four letters.

M.I.L.F.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 29, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's a creationist.

Hot.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 29, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

If that one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant!

-gob

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 29, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope they show some discipline

against the Japanese guy, he was all over the place last time, but they swung at him too much.

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 29, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions  

go time.

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I've seen this before.

It’s not a good beginning, middle or end.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 29, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions  

What has happened to the former eternal optinist bally?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

*optimist*

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

his optimism has gone the way of this site...

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

There you go, my little Roy Toy

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

So ... everybody gone for the weekend?

I need some analysis. What’s going on so far? Javy wild?

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 29, 2008 6:16 PM CDT reply actions  

well, i suppose he should have scored on the last play anyway

but crede should have gone home with that.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 29, 2008 6:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Joe had him at home, IMO.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice out.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Bear down w/ 2 outs, dammit.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:22 PM CDT reply actions  

wish granted

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 29, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

Though at this pace we’ll see Tabasco in the 6th.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

good job by javy

it would have been a different inning but for the ellsbury AB. i think javy threw 5 pitches that could have been called strikes.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 29, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions  

He didn't wait for the 5th to fail!

And other assorted cliche phrases.

I believe in you Javy Dent! You are our White Knight!!!!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I BELIEVE IN JAVY DENT!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

OM, you of ll people know he is not White

but Brown.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

*all*

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

god damn you and your fucking spelling.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 29, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

And the horse I rode in on - I get it, Linguini Twister.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

What are you doin’? I just said don’t overcook it. You’re overcookin’ it, bring it over.
Bring it over. Bring it over! It’s like a piece of charcoal! Bring it over here!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dark Knight reference crusty fool

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still have not seen it

Maybe in 2010.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

It'll be on FX or TNT 100 times a wekeend soon enough

It’s the new Fugitive.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

one run man, that's fuck all

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions  

im stuck in some hotel downtown without comcast or radio.

anyone know of any sox friendly spots around the hancock?

i was going to say fuck it and just off some fools at the rock n roll mcdonalds instead but since hobby pitched out of that jam relatively unscathed i’ve since snapped the safety back on my gat and want to watch some baseballs

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 29, 2008 6:26 PM CDT reply actions  

You could just walk to Ditka's and chill at the bar with touristy fools

Or if you’re not an old fart, walk a few more blocks West on Chestnut to the Loyola Water Tower campus. The name escapes me now, but there’s a bar/restaurant there with a ton of TVs and whatnot.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's awesomely dive bar-ish, but pippins is a good choice. rush and chicago. just a block or so from the hancock.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 29, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice. actually, i can see it from my window.

is it a dive bar, which i would prefer, or a “loyala law school bar” as my bitch describes it?

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 29, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

solidly dive bar. i wouldn't hesitate to grab a seat and watch the game. i'm sure it will be on.

as for the tv’s, i seem to remember them being old.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 29, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fabulous, Fabulous, Fabulous, Fabulous, Fabulous

recovery.

Let’s go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 29, 2008 6:26 PM CDT reply actions  

did crede think they were going to be able to turn 2 on the grounder?

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here we come

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:27 PM CDT reply actions  

angel hernandez

is having the strike zone jump around on him.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 29, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions  

That's hilarious

Rec’d for sure.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

but the breadsticks....

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 29, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I seriously do hate that place.

I ate there maybe 2 times, and only because I was in a group that overran my decision not to. I stuck to basic meals, which I figured could not be ruined entirely.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

If no one reads the whole thing, this was my favorite part

<img src=“The OG yearning was best expressed by an anxious woman in a big white car who stopped this reporter as he was leaving the new restaurant last week. She rolled down her window and asked if it was open, then looked heartbroken when told that it wasn’t, that the parking lot was simply filled with the vehicles of Olive Garden staff members in training. "I’ve been watching it and marking my calendar until Dec. 11,” she said, her brief hopes for an early Italian dinner quashed."/>

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't be arsed reading all that

can you summarise it for me?

many thanks

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 29, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're a douche and your mother smells like dick.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 29, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

the wit is white hot in here tonight

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 29, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

On the boats and on the planes

they’re coming to America!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

summarized.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 29, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

holy crow

what a catch!!!!!!!
JD!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions  

that's Q!s fucking ball

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 29, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Varitek is alive?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions  

couldn't even keep a straight face typing that.

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Again with the "straight" qualifier

Get thee out of SF, Toonder. It’s catching.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

remember that per capita between the bay area and orlando, bro.

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm (currently) in a committed hetero relationship

with a daughter to consider. You – no children, no shame/guilt.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

me thinks you doth protest too much.

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

So is it worse that he resembles a dead man cryogenically frozen?

Or better? Explain your analogies better sir

regards

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crede is a POS

Just bang it off the wall, godammit!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Man, I love gap.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

R. O. Y.

He heard that he needs to improve his SB %. Anything he wants to do, he does.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

not able to multi-task during the games, huh?

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tough puttin down the kid and remaining on the 'puter.

Storytelling, kiss goodnight, yada yada. Gotta get back to the game, kid! I love my kid, but oh you White Sox!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

he'll get some walks now

he’s useless you know

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 29, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

i can has a leadoff runner score?

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Kiss my ass Papi!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions  

frozen!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 29, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuckin' locustes at Fenway

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, I said "locustes"

It’s Spanish.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Because she's not open all night, probably.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

terrible

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 29, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

One bad comment don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks i'll shut up

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 29, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was to OG

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hehe, starting the fray.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 29, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know but i'll shut up anywayz

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 29, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

What?

You guys don’t know Obama is the antichrist? You LEFTY LIBS just don’t learn! It says so right in the Bible … according to this e-mail i just got.

He’s also a secret terrorist who hates America. WISE UP!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 29, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

no one bothers going to Church over here any more

most of them have closed down and been turned into flats

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 29, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

javy tells boston to

pound sand.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 29, 2008 6:59 PM CDT reply actions  

That was weak

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

dfa.

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would have been gone in April if I had my way

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

goodnight folks!

I hate to miss this weekend, but I’m out til Tuesday.

I have a good feeling………
Usually when I leave for the weekends, they lose….
and even Wednesday night when I had practice and missed the game, they got creamed in a seemingly easy match-up….but I have a good feeling we’re bringing home some winnahs.
Go Good Guys!
Vag out!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Noooooooooooo!!!!

Too many Y chromosomes!

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 29, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah and she wont be here.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 29, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

you gotta expect that sometimes from the gaffe-rland

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

wouldnt expect anything less.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 29, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Says the guy with Gacy as his avatar.

I feel like that comment would’ve gone over better had you been able to see the “Heh?!?! Heh!?!?!” motion I was making. Just so long as nobody thinks I’m like, a Republican or anything.

In any event, it was way better than my retooled “On Broadway” lyrics. Now THAT was a bad comment.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 29, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flagged.

We’re not talking about politics.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 29, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Aug 29, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh man

rec’d

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 29, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

you mean "hold down"?

or would you like me to rob the pervey fort?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 29, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, just maintain a nice pervey vibe, goddammit.

plzkthxbaiiiii!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Javy officially settled down now?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
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by winningugly on Aug 29, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

good take paulie.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 29, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

paulie was too tired to swing that at-bat. :-(

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

whoever mentioned shutout as a possibility will be drawn and quartered on the morrow.

"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Well it is the 5th inning

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

is this game seriously still going? whatever dude.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 29, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

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