Game #134: WhiteSox (76-57) @ RedSox (77-56)
Chicago White Sox at Boston Red Sox, Aug 29, 2008 6:05 PM CDT
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Mmmmm ... game-thready goodness.
3-day weekend. Gorgeous weather. Sox vs. Sox, playoff atmosphere. Day after Q!‘s birthday. Eck on his way back to Anaheim. Rick Telander’s lanky, tousled good looks abounding.
Things are good.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 29, 2008 5:05 PM CDT reply actions
Dennis Eckersley...
is going back to Anaheim?
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 29, 2008 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I was gay for R. Telander after reading that homage
and he’s older than me. And a man. And a Northwestern grad.
Such is the gift of good descriptive writing.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Odd that I just got home and showed up since, like, 9 this morning, and we happen to be commenting on the same damn thing.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
i knew you two...
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I like how the phrase needs not even get to an essential verb anymore.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, the only thing "Essential" is Buddy Guy.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
is that some sort of interstate rest stop code?
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Listen to "Sweet Tea" (no, no bag included, POS)
You will be a changed man.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
The prompt to stick it through the hole?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Odd. Please. Call me Uncle Ernie from now on.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
You know, I have never seen what Rick Telander looks like, but I feel like I don't even have to - I am already ready to sit in the tree outside his house.
You know the tree….SW corner of the property.
yyyyeeahhh.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
javy's line for tonight
6ip 5h 1bb 7k 3er 1hr
and i’m going to watch the game, a rarity. them boston elitists are going to get an earful from me at the bar, mostly references related to the wire and in-jokes related to sss.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 29, 2008 5:24 PM CDT reply actions
who hits the homerun? Dustin Flatface Pedroia?
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
sox lineup...
cabrera, ss
aj, c
q!, lf
dye, rf
thome, dh
konerko, 1b
swish, cf
chelexei, 2b
crede, 3b
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
Absolutely. Makes up for all these creepy avatars he keeps showing up with.
BTW, Keith, I consider myself the female embodiment of Larry David, no shit.
I own every season of Curb and watch them repeatedly, endlessly, knowing that some day I am going to be standing on the side of the road, yelling that I will pay somebody, anybody, for a verbal response, $10 for a verbal response……
ahhhhhh. I love the bald turd.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
sawx lineup...
kotsay, rf
pedroia, 2b
ortiz, dh
youkilis, 1b
bay, lf
lowrie, 3b
crisp, cf
cora, ss
varitek, c
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
toonder go look check that other thread where i'm not on the list
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
i did. the secret service will be at your door any second, counterfeit list creator.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
counterfeit my ass...that's fucking solid information right there
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
perhaps it is with regard to furbs, whoever that is, furby2056.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
furbs=furby2056=ratingsbitchez
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
flagged.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
regards
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I just saw that.
And it hurt my heart a little.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
did you see the newest addition to the larry v. chiburb by way of hsa post?
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Why yes, that was the thread with which I began catching up.
Very nice, very nice.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
2-6 is alright, but 1 and 7-9 = suckitude.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Who, historically (hysterically?) does that sound like?
I like our chances. If Javy is on.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i think it's a pretty objective assessment of who the sawx are throwing out there. how they will perform tonight, though, i can't say. that's the difference...
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Last year's SS boys.1-2, 7-9 was death. I love thinking the BSux
are in a similar quandry. And at least we had decent starters for awhile.
Foot on the throat time. We are healthy, wealthy, and wise.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Id fuck her.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 29, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions
5 kids
You know she’s into it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Four letters.
M.I.L.F.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 29, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
If that one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant!
-gob
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I hope they show some discipline
against the Japanese guy, he was all over the place last time, but they swung at him too much.
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
Daisuke is effectively wild, a shutout wouldnt be surprising.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 29, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I've seen this before.
It’s not a good beginning, middle or end.
Pitching, defense and health.
See Sunday Cub game in Wrigley Field.
Pitching, defense and health.
What has happened to the former eternal optinist bally?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
his optimism has gone the way of this site...
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
There you go, my little Roy Toy
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
So ... everybody gone for the weekend?
I need some analysis. What’s going on so far? Javy wild?
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
well, i suppose he should have scored on the last play anyway
but crede should have gone home with that.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Joe had him at home, IMO.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
seriously, i need a replay. Did crede forget the bases were loaded?
It’s like he completely disragarded the runners on third and second.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Bear down w/ 2 outs, dammit.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Nice
Though at this pace we’ll see Tabasco in the 6th.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
good job by javy
it would have been a different inning but for the ellsbury AB. i think javy threw 5 pitches that could have been called strikes.
brian anderson would've caught that...
He didn't wait for the 5th to fail!
And other assorted cliche phrases.
I believe in you Javy Dent! You are our White Knight!!!!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
I BELIEVE IN JAVY DENT!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
OM, you of ll people know he is not White
but Brown.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
god damn you and your fucking spelling.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
And the horse I rode in on - I get it, Linguini Twister.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Dark Knight reference crusty fool
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Still have not seen it
Maybe in 2010.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
It'll be on FX or TNT 100 times a wekeend soon enough
It’s the new Fugitive.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
im stuck in some hotel downtown without comcast or radio.
anyone know of any sox friendly spots around the hancock?
i was going to say fuck it and just off some fools at the rock n roll mcdonalds instead but since hobby pitched out of that jam relatively unscathed i’ve since snapped the safety back on my gat and want to watch some baseballs
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 29, 2008 6:26 PM CDT reply actions
You could just walk to Ditka's and chill at the bar with touristy fools
Or if you’re not an old fart, walk a few more blocks West on Chestnut to the Loyola Water Tower campus. The name escapes me now, but there’s a bar/restaurant there with a ton of TVs and whatnot.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
it's awesomely dive bar-ish, but pippins is a good choice. rush and chicago. just a block or so from the hancock.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
nice. actually, i can see it from my window.
is it a dive bar, which i would prefer, or a “loyala law school bar” as my bitch describes it?
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 29, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
solidly dive bar. i wouldn't hesitate to grab a seat and watch the game. i'm sure it will be on.
as for the tv’s, i seem to remember them being old.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Fabulous, Fabulous, Fabulous, Fabulous, Fabulous
recovery.
Let’s go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching, defense and health.
did crede think they were going to be able to turn 2 on the grounder?
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
"MLB ushers in Instant Replay"
why are they showing us ushers?
by RoyEgan on Aug 29, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
this is going to be a loooooooooooooong game. it's like the human rain delay pitching for both teams.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
angel hernandez
is having the strike zone jump around on him.
brian anderson would've caught that...
OT: I can't believe this is a serious article.
http://www.siouxcityjournal.com/articles/2006/12/10/news/top/1a9d8ff1419deaac862572400014bc81.txt
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 29, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That's hilarious
Rec’d for sure.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
olive garden is a fucking embarrassment to italian food. this guy should be fired for even thinking about writing some bullshit like this.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
but the breadsticks....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I seriously do hate that place.
I ate there maybe 2 times, and only because I was in a group that overran my decision not to. I stuck to basic meals, which I figured could not be ruined entirely.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
If no one reads the whole thing, this was my favorite part
<img src=“The OG yearning was best expressed by an anxious woman in a big white car who stopped this reporter as he was leaving the new restaurant last week. She rolled down her window and asked if it was open, then looked heartbroken when told that it wasn’t, that the parking lot was simply filled with the vehicles of Olive Garden staff members in training. "I’ve been watching it and marking my calendar until Dec. 11,” she said, her brief hopes for an early Italian dinner quashed."/>
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't be arsed reading all that
can you summarise it for me?
many thanks
Sox fan from England, marching on together
you're a douche and your mother smells like dick.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
On the boats and on the planes
they’re coming to America!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
summarized.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Varitek is alive?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
guy sucks ass against every other team, looks like ted fucking williams against the white sox.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
couldn't even keep a straight face typing that.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Again with the "straight" qualifier
Get thee out of SF, Toonder. It’s catching.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
remember that per capita between the bay area and orlando, bro.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm (currently) in a committed hetero relationship
with a daughter to consider. You – no children, no shame/guilt.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
me thinks you doth protest too much.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
So is it worse that he resembles a dead man cryogenically frozen?
Or better? Explain your analogies better sir
regards
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
That replay process doesn't sound like "2, 2 1/2 minutes" to me.
More like the beginning of replay in football before the time limit.
Go Sox!
it's gotta be better than the four umps, none of whom could see whether a homer was fair or foul, a homer or in play, standing in a circle talking about where to get a whiskey and lap dance after the game.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Crede is a POS
Just bang it off the wall, godammit!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Man, I love gap.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I prefer Banana Republic and J. Crew.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 29, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
R. O. Y.
He heard that he needs to improve his SB %. Anything he wants to do, he does.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
not able to multi-task during the games, huh?
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Tough puttin down the kid and remaining on the 'puter.
Storytelling, kiss goodnight, yada yada. Gotta get back to the game, kid! I love my kid, but oh you White Sox!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Very convincing. Sounds strangely familiar....hahaha
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
i can has a leadoff runner score?
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
Kiss my ass Papi!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Fuckin' locustes at Fenway
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Yeah, I said "locustes"
It’s Spanish.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
OT: I wonder how blasphemous Denise was to earn this sign.

Why so serious?
Because she's not open all night, probably.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
terrible
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 29, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
The IQ has just dropped significantly on this thread.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 29, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
One bad comment don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
thanks i'll shut up
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 29, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Hehe, starting the fray.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 29, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
i know but i'll shut up anywayz
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 29, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
What?
You guys don’t know Obama is the antichrist? You LEFTY LIBS just don’t learn! It says so right in the Bible … according to this e-mail i just got.
He’s also a secret terrorist who hates America. WISE UP!
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
BaRock says "Know your role and shut your mouth."
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 29, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
no one bothers going to Church over here any more
most of them have closed down and been turned into flats
Sox fan from England, marching on together
That was weak
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
dfa.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Would have been gone in April if I had my way
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 29, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
goodnight folks!
I hate to miss this weekend, but I’m out til Tuesday.
I have a good feeling………
Usually when I leave for the weekends, they lose….
and even Wednesday night when I had practice and missed the game, they got creamed in a seemingly easy match-up….but I have a good feeling we’re bringing home some winnahs.
Go Good Guys!
Vag out!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
Noooooooooooo!!!!
Too many Y chromosomes!
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 29, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah and she wont be here.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 29, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
you gotta expect that sometimes from the gaffe-rland
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 29, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
wouldnt expect anything less.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 29, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Says the guy with Gacy as his avatar.
I feel like that comment would’ve gone over better had you been able to see the “Heh?!?! Heh!?!?!” motion I was making. Just so long as nobody thinks I’m like, a Republican or anything.
In any event, it was way better than my retooled “On Broadway” lyrics. Now THAT was a bad comment.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Flagged.
We’re not talking about politics.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 29, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 29, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
PS - MM, hold up the pervey fort for me.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
you mean "hold down"?
or would you like me to rob the pervey fort?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
No, just maintain a nice pervey vibe, goddammit.
plzkthxbaiiiii!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Aug 29, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Javy officially settled down now?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
good take paulie.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
paulie was too tired to swing that at-bat. :-(
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
whoever mentioned shutout as a possibility will be drawn and quartered on the morrow.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
whoever mentioned that this game is going to be loooooong was right.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Well it is the 5th inning
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
is this game seriously still going? whatever dude.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

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