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Game 111: Gamethread #2

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I'd just like to be the first to say....

THIS TEAM IS FUCKING GARBAGE BLOW IT UP KENNY

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 3, 2008 2:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SSH

Why are you here?

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 3, 2008 2:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

jim, you're on a roll!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 3, 2008 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Home, road...

it doesn’t really matter if your pitching staff gets rocked by the Royals. If that happens, you are going to lose anywhere. Even though these are road games, the Sox should win two out of three against the Royals if they are serious about winning the division.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

I must be reading the standings upside down.

by tommyjoepeters on Aug 3, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

jim, you're on a roll!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 3, 2008 2:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 3, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Waiting on the right moment

Good to see you guys are finally able to use all those snaps you took while volunteering.

by tommyjoepeters on Aug 3, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

watching old people sleep is a good time!!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 3, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 3, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit, I stopped watching that catastrophe...

Didn’t realize it was 19. Well, the Sox still have time to overachieve and give up 20 today.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and posting

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 3, 2008 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know how drivers start slowing down when they see a car accident?

That’s what this is like.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're the first driver to slow down

causing the unnecessary logjam in traffic.

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 3, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I need a recap of what I just watched in the most negative light possible

With more than occasional fellating of teams and players I’m not particularly concerned about, and with no acknowledgment of their flaws.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 3, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You aren't concerned about the Twins?

Seriously?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

now it's my turn to call bullshit!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The problem is...

even if the Twins aren’t that good, the Sox will lose the division on their own with this garbage pitching. The way the Sox look right now, the Twins could take the division with 85 wins.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did a Google image search for "public sleeping"

And pretty much most of them are from Japan. Weird.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 3, 2008 3:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They work hard and play hard. Sleep happens in between.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 3, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude, c'mon. inappropriate.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice snab swish

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 3, 2008 3:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

let's go sox!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

My only hope is that Ozzie's head literally explodes after the game,

and all the players get patches on their jerseys and win it for him.

Also, never underestimate the power of a disgraceful performance.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 3, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

105 days is over 3 months

may 17th was not 3 months ago…

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 3, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hawk must be drunk then...

I could swear that is what he said.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pretty sure

That Hawk isn’t drunk. He is just Hawk and is 200 years old and doesn’t have a clue.

"Hello again, everybody. It's a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball." -Harry Caray

by louisiana lumberman on Aug 3, 2008 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sox score!!!

YES!!!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

guys, the rally is working!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ultimate rally killer at the dish right now

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 3, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

quick, more pictures of people sleeping!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

farmio:

the sox pitchers don’t get the first pitch over the plate against the royals and then the royals get ahead in the count

the twins pitchers do get the first pitch over the plate against the royals and then the royals are different hitters

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 3, 2008 3:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

puppies sleeping!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 3, 2008 3:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Konerko can't hit Greinke at all...

so let’s start him over Thome.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fial.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 3, 2008 3:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

why swish?

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 3, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

his luck this year.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOT THE AWESOME!!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 3, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

One positive for today...

Farnsworth giving up 3 runs and blowing the Tigers lead in the 8th inning.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nevemind...

Fucking Granderson.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least Greinke was kind and hit him in the ass.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that's called a hip and it hurts like a bitch to get hit there.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He got him right in the hip w/ a 94 MPH fastball

I don’t think there was anything kind about it. Swish is gonna be feeling that one for a week

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 3, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better than in the hand or chest like Carrasco's.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How is that annoying?

Getting hit in the hip with a 94 MPH definitely hurts but you aren’t going to get anything broken. Carrasco could have broken Olivo’s hand throwing where he was.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ARGGHH!

So you’re arguing that Carrasco aimed for Olivo’s hand … and hit it.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 3, 2008 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carrasco threw three straight high and inside 90 MPH fastballs to Olivo.

I doubt he was aiming for Olivo’s hand but he was definitely trying to hit him. I’d rather get hit by a 94 MPH pitch in the hip than a 90 MPH pitch in the hand, chest, or face.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tying run on second

he’ll just have to go around twice.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 3, 2008 3:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

put me to sleep

"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 3, 2008 3:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

More pics and/or link, plz.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

more whiny bullshit and bitching please!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Gloom.

Wait, I used that already.

Uhhhh … sadness.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 3, 2008 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The last thing the Sox need is suspensions...

which makes it really stupid to continue this HBP war.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you're digging.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hawk threw down the gauntlet when he said the next series with the royals "should be interesting."

"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 3, 2008 3:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Less intentional HBP wars, more wins plz.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't care

this team isn’t contending for anything. they might as well entertain me.

by uofcdood on Aug 3, 2008 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mayhem is more cathartic than bitching, just trust me on this one

"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 3, 2008 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since the All-Star break and not including today's game...

White Sox pitching line:
5.39 ERA
122.0 IP
134 H
83 R
73 ER
41 BB
90 K
.275 BAA
.815 OPSa
1.52 WHIP

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not too bad

I honestly thought it was worse than that.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 3, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's because our defense has sucked also. So a lot of unearned runs.

Runs scored against in last 22 games (including this):

7
6
4
7
7
12
5
9
8
6
2
8
5
6
6
7
6
3
10
2
9
14

Sorted

2
2
3
4
5
5
6
6
6
6
6
7
7
7
7
8
8
9
9
10
12
14

AVG 6.77 with FOUR games less than 5 runs.

An implosion of epic proportions.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 3, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

single digits people!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

now, we're cooking!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 3, 2008 3:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry. Sox is still on the top but

only for a few more minutes. With this pitching stuff, u still want to win the division. Daydreaming, OZ, KW, and cheep Jerry.

by zj-uic on Aug 3, 2008 3:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They really come out of the woodwork to chirp, don't they?

I agree. Jerry is a big bird.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 3, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll have my own prediciton when 09 is coming.

Even though I like Sox, I have to say this: I was right in 07; I have a good chance to be right this year. As a fan, I have my own judgments, regardless of what OZ or KW say what a great team we’re having. I am not sarcastic. I am just being realistic.

by zj-uic on Aug 3, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, you said:

See you 2009. I’ll be back then.

by zj-uic on Apr 26, 2008 3:47 PM EDT

You’re not living up to your word.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 3, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brian Anderson is dead.

Not good.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

faceburger

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 3, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I saw this posted at SoxTalk...
Bruce Levine thinks the Sox should/will sign Livan Hernandez. He’s got lots of big-game experience, but has been getting hit hard this season. Personally, I don’t think he’s got anything left in the tank.

Yes, Bruce… let’s make the Sox pitching staff even worse than it currently is!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rowand would run through a wall because he was told to.

Anderson would run through a wall because it seemed fun and could land him a few ‘honeys’ along the way.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 3, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

On such a brutal day of baseball...

it’s at least nice to see Cotts shit himself on the mound for the Cubs.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

True, Cotts was shaky. Luckily, our offense stayed hot!

Headline: Prince Fielder chokes on first base. No, seriously, the game went to extra innings and CC had ate everything in the clubhouse!

by centerdrive on Aug 3, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is gonna make it tougher to come back in the 9th.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

While sitting on the bench, lol.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

because he's old and fragile, right?

clever doesn’t work around here anymore.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, 14 - 0...

Ozzie is going to go apeshit after this game…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

errr 14 - 3.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ozzie?

If this team has any character, 2 or 3 players should go apeshit.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 3, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what he said!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 3, 2008 4:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great game for Kornerko.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 4:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so

boring

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 3, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glee. Elation.

Shit! Synonyms, not antonyms!

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 3, 2008 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Send Richard, Logan, and Wasserman to AAA...

This is getting ridiculous.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 4:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't care...

Jose Contreras
Jason Childers
Wes Whisler

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whisler!

You get better everyday!

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 3, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Logan has been terrible...

It would be very tough to be worse than him right now.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bullshit

Derek Rodriguez would actually help. If you spent any time researching our farm system instead of shitting all over it you’d actually know that.

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 3, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just like Wassermann was supposed to help?

And Russell?
And Richard?

The fact is that the Sox farm system sucks so even your boy Derek Rodriguez would likely get shit-bombed if the Sox do end up calling him up. But since guys shouldn’t be able to continue to pitch like shit and keep their job, I wouldn’t mind seeing a replacement.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why do you refer to Derek Rodriguez as "my boy"?

Your knowledge of the farm system is embarrassing. The reason I think Rodriguez (who has nothing to do with Russell and Richard by the way) will help is that he has pitched well in AAA—unlike Whisler.

Why don’t you spend your free time educating yourself on our farm system instead of slamming it?

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 3, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rodriguez is a righty...

I’m sure it wouldn’t make much sense to Kenny or Ozzie to replace Logan with a right-hander

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 4, 2008 8:14 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think it would make sense to replace him with someone who can get people out.

there’s little point in keeping a pitcher around who can’t get anyone out just because of his pitching hand, no?

and, just a little hint, when craig said “educate yourself” he probably meant doing something more than just looking at which hand with which he throws the ball. rodriguez is good against lefties. better than against righties. i know, this must go against all you know about baseball.

by larry on Aug 4, 2008 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure would...

but I can guarantee that Ozzie wants two lefties in the bullpen, whether it makes sense or not.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 4, 2008 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

clearly

royce ring
kris honel
lance broadway

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 3, 2008 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rodney blows the save for detroit

sacks still packed with rays, one out.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 3, 2008 4:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Only good news of the day...

Hopefully, the Rays don’t DP.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fernando Rodney walks in the winning run...

Like I saw when the Sox faced him, he looks to walk people. Just don’t swing.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that just for men commercial is about as bad as it gets.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 4:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the one where the guy's little girls come and beg him to use it so he can get a date because they want a new mommy.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

re-jected!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 3, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, this stuff is market-tested!

Somehow, they’ve concluded that guy sports fans are morans.

by tommyjoepeters on Aug 3, 2008 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rongey just reported

that the crew chief apologized to ozzie after the game and admitted carrasco shouldn’t have been tossed.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 3, 2008 4:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad.

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by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 3, 2008 4:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

when the fight happened

why don’t they all go in? all 25 players and the coaches too? all punching and kicking, they can’t suspend them all, the game was lost anyway so why not. KC would have fought back. You’ve got to protect your team mates, i was very disappointed by the reaction to the batter attacking carasco.

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 3, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

actually, they can suspend them all.

sweet. let's sign willie mays, too. he’ll suck but it’s willie. fucking. mays.

by larry on Aug 3, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so they would not be able to field a team?

what’s the point of fighting then? they may as well jsut stand there and laugh, it’s all handbags anyway

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 3, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed. what is the point of fighting.

sweet. let's sign willie mays, too. he’ll suck but it’s willie. fucking. mays.

by larry on Aug 3, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry guys...

Help is on the way! From SoxTalk.com:

Contreras at Charlotte for a rehab start: 5 innings, 5 hits, three walks, 4 runs and gave up a homer.

Joe Crede was a scratch from the line up for the second day in a row. Twinges in his back had him lifted early on Friday.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Correction...

5.0 IP, 5 H, 3 ER, 3 BB, 4 SO

But anything is better than Richard right now so I hope he makes his next start with the Sox.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

headline of recap...

A Royal Asskicking

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 3, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 7, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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