Game 111: Gamethread #2
AJ hits a solo HR! Sox down 9...
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I'd just like to be the first to say....
THIS TEAM IS FUCKING GARBAGE BLOW IT UP KENNY
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 3, 2008 2:55 PM CDT 0 recs
SSH
Why are you here?
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 3, 2008 2:55 PM CDT 0 recs
jim, you're on a roll!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Aug 3, 2008 2:58 PM CDT
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After today the Twins will have played 9 more at home than the Sox
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 3, 2008 2:57 PM CDT 0 recs
Home, road...
it doesn’t really matter if your pitching staff gets rocked by the Royals. If that happens, you are going to lose anywhere. Even though these are road games, the Sox should win two out of three against the Royals if they are serious about winning the division.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 3, 2008 3:01 PM CDT
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Really?
I must be reading the standings upside down.
by tommyjoepeters on
Aug 3, 2008 3:07 PM CDT
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jim, you're on a roll!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 3, 2008 2:58 PM CDT 0 recs
Can't wait to see what Ozzie says today.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 3, 2008 2:58 PM CDT 0 recs

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:00 PM CDT 0 recs

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on
Aug 3, 2008 3:02 PM CDT
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Waiting on the right moment
Good to see you guys are finally able to use all those snaps you took while volunteering.
by tommyjoepeters on
Aug 3, 2008 3:03 PM CDT
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watching old people sleep is a good time!!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on
Aug 3, 2008 3:05 PM CDT
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I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 3, 2008 3:02 PM CDT 0 recs
The Royals must really want to shatter their 17 hit record on the season.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:03 PM CDT 0 recs
You do realize they had more than that yesterday?
God you’re fucking stupid?
by Craig Grebeck on
Aug 3, 2008 3:03 PM CDT
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I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on
Aug 3, 2008 3:04 PM CDT
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Shit, I stopped watching that catastrophe...
Didn’t realize it was 19. Well, the Sox still have time to overachieve and give up 20 today.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 3, 2008 3:05 PM CDT
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Feel free to stop watching this one any time you want.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on
Aug 3, 2008 3:07 PM CDT
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and posting
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on
Aug 3, 2008 3:08 PM CDT
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You know how drivers start slowing down when they see a car accident?
That’s what this is like.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 3, 2008 3:11 PM CDT
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you're the first driver to slow down
causing the unnecessary logjam in traffic.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Aug 3, 2008 3:13 PM CDT
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But I need a recap of what I just watched in the most negative light possible
With more than occasional fellating of teams and players I’m not particularly concerned about, and with no acknowledgment of their flaws.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on
Aug 3, 2008 3:11 PM CDT
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You aren't concerned about the Twins?
Seriously?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 3, 2008 3:16 PM CDT
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now it's my turn to call bullshit!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on
Aug 3, 2008 3:20 PM CDT
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The problem is...
even if the Twins aren’t that good, the Sox will lose the division on their own with this garbage pitching. The way the Sox look right now, the Twins could take the division with 85 wins.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 3, 2008 3:42 PM CDT
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That's not really my problem, though
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on
Aug 3, 2008 3:43 PM CDT
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So you must be assuming that the Sox are going to start pitching better.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 3, 2008 3:45 PM CDT
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Nope. You're getting colder.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on
Aug 3, 2008 3:45 PM CDT
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Boone Logan sure has turned into a pile of crap on the mound lately.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:07 PM CDT 0 recs
Did a Google image search for "public sleeping"
And pretty much most of them are from Japan. Weird.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 3, 2008 3:08 PM CDT 0 recs
They work hard and play hard. Sleep happens in between.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on
Aug 3, 2008 3:10 PM CDT
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dude, c'mon. inappropriate.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on
Aug 3, 2008 3:11 PM CDT
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I wouldn't doubt Farmer saying that.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 3, 2008 3:09 PM CDT
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nice snab swish
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 3, 2008 3:09 PM CDT 0 recs
let's go sox!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:10 PM CDT 0 recs
My only hope is that Ozzie's head literally explodes after the game,
and all the players get patches on their jerseys and win it for him.
Also, never underestimate the power of a disgraceful performance.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on
Aug 3, 2008 3:13 PM CDT
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The Sox 105 day run in first place run is ova according to Hawk.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:14 PM CDT 0 recs
105 days is over 3 months
may 17th was not 3 months ago…
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by The Cheat on
Aug 3, 2008 3:17 PM CDT
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Hawk must be drunk then...
I could swear that is what he said.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 3, 2008 3:18 PM CDT
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pretty sure
That Hawk isn’t drunk. He is just Hawk and is 200 years old and doesn’t have a clue.
"Hello again, everybody. It's a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball." -Harry Caray
by louisiana lumberman on
Aug 3, 2008 5:52 PM CDT
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I have a feeling that Ozzie will have some interesting comments after today's game...

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:14 PM CDT 0 recs
Sox score!!!
YES!!!
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:16 PM CDT 0 recs
guys, the rally is working!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:16 PM CDT 0 recs
Let's cut that lead to 10 runs.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 3, 2008 3:17 PM CDT
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Quick! Let's find more pictures of Japanese dudes covered in vomit.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on
Aug 3, 2008 3:19 PM CDT
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ultimate rally killer at the dish right now
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on
Aug 3, 2008 3:19 PM CDT
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The Royals are looking like the Sox now.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:18 PM CDT 0 recs
quick, more pictures of people sleeping!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:19 PM CDT 0 recs
farmio:
the sox pitchers don’t get the first pitch over the plate against the royals and then the royals get ahead in the count
the twins pitchers do get the first pitch over the plate against the royals and then the royals are different hitters
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 3, 2008 3:20 PM CDT 0 recs
puppies sleeping!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 3, 2008 3:21 PM CDT 0 recs
Way to stop their momentum.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on
Aug 3, 2008 3:22 PM CDT
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Konerko can't hit Greinke at all...
so let’s start him over Thome.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:21 PM CDT 0 recs
No doubt about that one.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 3, 2008 3:23 PM CDT 0 recs
why swish?
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
by thecip on Aug 3, 2008 3:23 PM CDT 0 recs
his luck this year.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on
Aug 3, 2008 3:24 PM CDT
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NOT THE AWESOME!!!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 3, 2008 3:23 PM CDT 0 recs
One positive for today...
Farnsworth giving up 3 runs and blowing the Tigers lead in the 8th inning.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:23 PM CDT 0 recs
Nevemind...
Fucking Granderson.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 3, 2008 3:25 PM CDT
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At least Greinke was kind and hit him in the ass.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:23 PM CDT 0 recs
that's called a hip and it hurts like a bitch to get hit there.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on
Aug 3, 2008 3:24 PM CDT
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He got him right in the hip w/ a 94 MPH fastball
I don’t think there was anything kind about it. Swish is gonna be feeling that one for a week
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by The Cheat on
Aug 3, 2008 3:24 PM CDT
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Better than in the hand or chest like Carrasco's.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 3, 2008 3:25 PM CDT
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I give up. You're indefensibly annoying
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on
Aug 3, 2008 3:27 PM CDT
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If only we could aspire to the sportsmanship of the Royals.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
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