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Game 111: Gamethread #2

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AJ hits a solo HR! Sox down 9...

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I'd just like to be the first to say....

THIS TEAM IS FUCKING GARBAGE BLOW IT UP KENNY

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 3, 2008 2:55 PM CDT   0 recs

SSH

Why are you here?

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 3, 2008 2:55 PM CDT   0 recs

jim, you're on a roll!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 3, 2008 2:58 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Home, road...

it doesn’t really matter if your pitching staff gets rocked by the Royals. If that happens, you are going to lose anywhere. Even though these are road games, the Sox should win two out of three against the Royals if they are serious about winning the division.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:01 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Really?

I must be reading the standings upside down.

by tommyjoepeters on Aug 3, 2008 3:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

jim, you're on a roll!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 3, 2008 2:58 PM CDT   0 recs

Can't wait to see what Ozzie says today.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 3, 2008 2:58 PM CDT   0 recs

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:00 PM CDT   0 recs

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 3, 2008 3:00 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:02 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Waiting on the right moment

Good to see you guys are finally able to use all those snaps you took while volunteering.

by tommyjoepeters on Aug 3, 2008 3:03 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

watching old people sleep is a good time!!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 3, 2008 3:02 PM CDT   0 recs

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 3, 2008 3:04 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Shit, I stopped watching that catastrophe...

Didn’t realize it was 19. Well, the Sox still have time to overachieve and give up 20 today.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

and posting

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 3, 2008 3:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

You know how drivers start slowing down when they see a car accident?

That’s what this is like.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

you're the first driver to slow down

causing the unnecessary logjam in traffic.

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 3, 2008 3:13 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

But I need a recap of what I just watched in the most negative light possible

With more than occasional fellating of teams and players I’m not particularly concerned about, and with no acknowledgment of their flaws.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 3, 2008 3:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

You aren't concerned about the Twins?

Seriously?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:16 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Nope.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 3, 2008 3:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

now it's my turn to call bullshit!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:20 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

The problem is...

even if the Twins aren’t that good, the Sox will lose the division on their own with this garbage pitching. The way the Sox look right now, the Twins could take the division with 85 wins.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Did a Google image search for "public sleeping"

And pretty much most of them are from Japan. Weird.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 3, 2008 3:08 PM CDT   0 recs

They work hard and play hard. Sleep happens in between.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 3, 2008 3:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

dude, c'mon. inappropriate.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

nice snab swish

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 3, 2008 3:09 PM CDT   0 recs

let's go sox!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:10 PM CDT   0 recs

My only hope is that Ozzie's head literally explodes after the game,

and all the players get patches on their jerseys and win it for him.

Also, never underestimate the power of a disgraceful performance.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 3, 2008 3:13 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Aug 3, 2008 3:11 PM CDT   0 recs

105 days is over 3 months

may 17th was not 3 months ago…

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 3, 2008 3:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Hawk must be drunk then...

I could swear that is what he said.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:18 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

pretty sure

That Hawk isn’t drunk. He is just Hawk and is 200 years old and doesn’t have a clue.

"Hello again, everybody. It's a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball." -Harry Caray

by louisiana lumberman on Aug 3, 2008 5:52 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Sox score!!!

YES!!!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:16 PM CDT   0 recs

guys, the rally is working!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:16 PM CDT   0 recs

ultimate rally killer at the dish right now

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 3, 2008 3:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

quick, more pictures of people sleeping!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:19 PM CDT   0 recs

farmio:

the sox pitchers don’t get the first pitch over the plate against the royals and then the royals get ahead in the count

the twins pitchers do get the first pitch over the plate against the royals and then the royals are different hitters

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 3, 2008 3:20 PM CDT   0 recs

puppies sleeping!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 3, 2008 3:21 PM CDT   0 recs

Konerko can't hit Greinke at all...

so let’s start him over Thome.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:21 PM CDT   0 recs

Fial.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 3, 2008 3:21 PM CDT   0 recs

why swish?

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 3, 2008 3:23 PM CDT   0 recs

his luck this year.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:24 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

NOT THE AWESOME!!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 3, 2008 3:23 PM CDT   0 recs

One positive for today...

Farnsworth giving up 3 runs and blowing the Tigers lead in the 8th inning.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:23 PM CDT   0 recs

Nevemind...

Fucking Granderson.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:25 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

At least Greinke was kind and hit him in the ass.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 3, 2008 3:23 PM CDT   0 recs

that's called a hip and it hurts like a bitch to get hit there.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 3, 2008 3:24 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

He got him right in the hip w/ a 94 MPH fastball

I don’t think there was anything kind about it. Swish is gonna be feeling that one for a week

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 3, 2008 3:24 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs