Game #136: White Sox (76-59) @ Red Sox (79-56)
by The Cheat on Aug 31, 2008 12:04 PM CDT
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thanks to tbs, i can nurse my hangover with some white sox baseball at 10:30 in the morning. excellent.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
Jr in CF - that's the kind of defense championships are built on
but he's a capt'n, or is that crap'n
The return of the Sunday lineup - Terrible, where are you?
but he's a capt'n, or is that crap'n
if you can find andy gonzalez, that's where you'll find it
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 31, 2008 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that him at Clev - playing first base - that I see
but he's a capt'n, or is that crap'n
Swisher is better than Griffey...
I don’t think it’s very close either. Griffey can’t run at all so he can’t get to any balls. Swisher can at least move.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
feel free to construct the argument then.
griffey can’t run. swisher takes shitty routes. they generally end up in the same place.
3rd base?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 31, 2008 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 31, 2008 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
pop goes the weasel and the weasel goes pop
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 31, 2008 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
pop pop goes the weasel the weasel
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 31, 2008 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
the cactus album was pure genius
its too bad 3rd bass is only remembered for their 30th best song.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
Matchup: White Sox (76-59) at Red Sox (79-56), 1:35 p.m. ET
Probable Starters: Gavin Floyd (160 1/3 IP, 4.71 RA, 1.23 WHIP, 114 K) vs. Tim Wakefield (152, 4.09, 1.20, 99)
Pythagorean Record: Chicago, 76-59 (689 RS, 595 RA); Boston, 80-55 (706 RS, 570 RA)
Hit List Rankings: Chicago #4; Boston, #2
Prospectus: If you’re wondering how Dustin Pedroia ended up ranking 40th on Nate Silver’s most recent Top 50 players list, this weekend’s series is a good place to start finding the answer. Last night Pedroia went 4-for-4 for the second straight game, continuing his stretch of perfection in the series: he has reached base in all 10 of his plate appearances against the White Sox this weekend, picking up eight hits (six singles, two doubles) and a pair of walks. Last night’s performance came from the cleanup spot, and even included an intentional walk in the eighth to keep Pedroia from driving in David Ortiz from third base. The excellent weekend has bumped Pedroia’s average up to a league-leading .327, and his overall line of .327/.372/.490 has him at a .293 EqA, well above the average second baseman’s .264.
This may come as a surprise, but Pedroia is now right up there with Ian Kinsler and Chase Utley for VORP at second base; he sits less than a half-win behind both sluggers. He’s closing in on his 90th-percentile PECOTA forecast, and thanks to his defense—Pedroia ranks sixth out of 19 keystoners in John Dewan’s Revised Zone Rating—he has been even more valuable than his line indicates. The best part may be that Pedroia’s performance is in line with his batted-ball data—he has a 21.7-percent liner rate and a .337 BABIP, the same as his expected figure—meaning that we can look for this kind of production to continue; not too shabby for a guy who hit .188/.278/.278 the first two months of his career.
hawk's bullshit > buck already slobbering all over pedroia
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Any commentator would do that...
The guy is flat-out owning the Sox. He deserves a lot of credit.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
maybe. but not with such an annoying voice.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
chip caray and buck martinez. fuck me.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
The game is on CSN as well...
not that Hawk and D.J. are any better.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
not in san francisco, it's not.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Oops, didn't know that...
Get out of gaysville and move to Chitown then.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
i'm not moving back.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Self-hating Midwesterner, you are
It’s time for you to take a dip in Lake You, Toonder.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I'm vacationing in Boston...
And am currently trying to nurse the sore back I received at the hands of medieval Fenway box seats.
that motherfucker. again.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
do you think that what he did last season was more abberation/small sample size than anything else?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 31, 2008 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I would rather have Ellsbury...
When is the last time Anderson had an OBP above .300? Yeah, Ellsbury’s slugging is shit so far but maybe he needs a bit more time.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
yeah, a liner to center that as caught on a diving play, a 380 foot drive to center, and q's liner...all shit.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
We need infield singles.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 31, 2008 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
and he's a flyball pitcher to boot.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck. another fly ball.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
good thing they hit more homers than anybody else, huh?
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
So unclutch though.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 31, 2008 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
so based upon three games, the sox should change their approach?
real good idea there, sample size squealer
they should cut half their payroll and find guys who can do things like the twins.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Nothing that can be done for this season...
but it would be nice to get a guy like Brian Roberts though.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
all but what, 3 or 4 teams, would love to have brian roberts. not that simple.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Or a guy like him...
Like a Denard Span. Someone who actually gets on base and doesn’t try to homer every AB.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
do you really believe the things you type? like that every sox hitter tries to hit the ball out every at-bat?
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe not next year...
but the way he is hitting this year, I would take him.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
ah, yes...
the all-this year team:
let’s acquire: huff, ludwick, span…
PROBLEMS SOLVED
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 31, 2008 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
denard span is the guy you mention out of everyone in baseball?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 31, 2008 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
had to be a twin and someone with a small sample size of success.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I know Span is going to suck next year...
Just talking about a guy who could put up his numbers for this year.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
make more sense then. going from brian roberts to denard span is kind of a leap.
like, a leap into the grand canyon.
give me a guy who you know for sure will put up span's numbers next season
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 31, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
ted williams.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
you have totally shot your argument in the foot.
back away from the denard span aspect of this line of discussion.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
ed wade = much less of a moron that kenny williams.
at least when wade only has 50 cents, he uses it to buy a counterfeit dollar.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
The point is that the offense is too hit or miss...
They need a couple line-drive hitters at the top of the order that can actually get on base if they want to be successful.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
1/2 game over a team with 1/2 the payroll. so what?
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't see why that isn't an annoyance...
The Sox should be much better than the Twins, not a half game better.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Twice the payroll...
I know you will mention market value but twice the payroll of the Twins is a lot more money to spend.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
He assumes that all players are paid market value for their contribution to their team.
Which was we know is nonsense.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 31, 2008 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
They have been successful 76 times this year.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 31, 2008 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
its says on gameday that the white sox are up 2-0
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 31, 2008 12:45 PM CDT reply actions
gameday ftw.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
how many more homers will thome hit in his career? enough to join general soreness in the 600 club?
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
depends, do you think he's able to play an additional 3 full seasons?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 31, 2008 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm asking the questions here.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
no, i'm a pool shark born in england now living in peoria.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
buck martinez = kenwo. "gavin floyd is the stopper."
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
Wait.......did Thome not homer?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
i'm with buck and kenwo
if gavin can stop pedroia, this mofo is the stopper
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 31, 2008 12:52 PM CDT reply actions
and yet, there isn't.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
ugh
i hate that guy
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
for ssh, it's a thin line between shitting and splooging
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
there ya go.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
never anything in between
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 31, 2008 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
This team is shitty as cock
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Shitting on it
Just like the Sox shit on themselves because all they do is hit home runs, and are worthless. Most pathetic 1st place team in the history of sports.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 31, 2008 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
he was definitely trying to hit a home run there.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
tbs' diamond rivalry features a player from each team not even in the game today. high production value.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
i wish we had guys who get on base, like jeff bailey.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
we just got ellsburied.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
nice to see a hook for a strike.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
good play by swish
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
Sooner or later, the Red Sox are going to stop acting like the Sox with two outs and RISP...
White Sox better increase their lead.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Like the late innings?
Well, I hope the White Sox have a 5 run lead by then.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
what are you smoking?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Like 9 innings later against someone else?
How dare you insinuate that other teams than the White Sox go through cold stretches.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 31, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
boston leaving runners on base
role reversal for today
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 31, 2008 1:11 PM CDT reply actions
cabrera swinging for the fences again.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
second strike to swish was nasty.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
What's Q done for us lately?
What a hack
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Yep....homers or nothing offense
You know…it is fun typing stuff like this.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
this argument would have more weight if (a) the sox had different players and (b) the sox were 25th in the majors in runs scored rather than 5th
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
my bad 5th, didn't see baltimore.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
4th most runs scored in baseball = not enough.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
and shit..whaddya know, the sox have a higher OBP than the twins to boot.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
ssh is like the nagging wife you can never please
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 31, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
he's more like the chicago white sox' mother-in-law.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
we know how to handle them...
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 31, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
amen
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
dj: recipe for success against tim wakefield = slow bat speed.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Griffey is on this team?
I could have sworn that was just a handicapped Dewayne Wise
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
you = racist.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
well
that just makes him not a gay. we all know there are two kinds of people: racists and gays
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 31, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
he can't be racist. he likes the nba.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
people who like the nba also like welfare.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
stop looking at my bling.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
you keep it real.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Also guns, cornrows, rap music, and hoodrats
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 31, 2008 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
And?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 31, 2008 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
so, griffey has the shift employed on him
its not like he’s thome with great power, so why doesn’t he try to go the other way?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
changing your hitting approach after nearly 11,000 plate appearances to try to beat the red sox shift? priceless.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
god damn you jeff bailey!
you are so good at baseball.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
if the sox could only somebody who could put up the kind of production he's put up the last two days...
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
That's why you need to score more than 2 runs against this offense.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
the last two days, sox pitching gave up 8 runs in each game. and losing those games was the offense's fault?
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
god, you're fucking stupid.
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 31, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
anybody else just the highlight of sabathia's defense? unreal.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
that was some sick nasty shit right there...a hand gem?
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
So did everyone's page die?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
only to be resurrected!
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
filthy fucking hook
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
gavin big time k
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
if you're on gameday, check out the video of votto's three-run "double." the giants announcers were hilarious in calling it one of the worst scoring calls ever.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
solid inning for floyd woot!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
where did everybody go?
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
Everyone got scared when the thread stopped working
Hiding in their bomb shelters.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 31, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm here dude....yeah uhh that photoshop thing sounds awesome and i'll be looking for some ideas for you the next few days
when i’ll finally have some downtime here at college
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
no worries. take your time.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I was at work and had to leave for my second Fantasy Football Draft.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
filthy slider from easy heat
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
HELL YES, THORNDOG
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
easy heat says get out mutha fucka
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
that dude almost lost his head.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
swish you were supposed to do that to pedroia
kthxbai
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
thome didn't look too great there
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
he looked like he thought those last two pitches were on the inner half or something.
hopefully the shadows are making it really hard to pick up the heat; would bode well for dotel, who otherwise will be totally unable to deal with this “atmosphere”
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
78% nitrogen = hard to pitch 8th inning.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i can has my internets sss again?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
has there been a colin sighting since michigan lost yesterday?
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
i seen him.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 31, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
last i heard he was crying and talking to an empty bottle lying outside the big house
and screaming “why me why me” over and over
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that was a sick sequence from dotel.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
dotel throwing some easy heat up there?
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hook?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
the sox need to cancel their supscription to the freddy garcia journal of holding baserunners.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
lifetime subscription
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"out of sight, out of mind"
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
nice recovery for dotel.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
I can't believe Ramirez was up throwing in the 8th
that was just for comic relief, yes?
reasons to pray for linebrink to be healthy.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
paulie can has good finish?
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
konerko = 1.074 ops in august
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
good to see.....hopefully he can put up 1.2something in september
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why no fucking pinch runner therE?
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
alexei swinging for the fences again.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
alexei swinging for the fences again.
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i totally just screamed out SAFE in my dorm
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you will never see titties again.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
again?
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
you watch it toonders
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girls totally dig furbs
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they can has shirtlezz.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
great fucking slide
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
JOE CRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDE
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time for the big boy to give us a heart attack now
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 31, 2008 3:13 PM CDT reply actions
Very precient.
About the same thing I said driving along today. I had to turn off the radio after he walked Ortiz.
Pitching, defense and health.
Yay insurance runs
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
"3 runs? Watch me make SSH2005 shit in his pants."
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 31, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
he shit his pants when dotel walked the leadoff hitter last inning
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when will bobby ever be motivated to throw the 100 heater?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 31, 2008 3:16 PM CDT reply actions
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
dj is obsessed with the run that gets the red sox down 2.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i think i just sharted.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
ellsbury can has 2nd base standing up?
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
come on bobby
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ozzie looks as dejected as you can be up 3.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
if they pitch around ortiz and pedroia hits a walk-off, i'm going to throw ssh off a bridge
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
do you walk papi to get to pedroia?
….
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fucksticks shitbag ballcock
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chip caray just said...
for ozzie it’s pick your poison. do you want a big papi or the little pony?
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
Douchenozzle this is where you die
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
All this team does is hit home runs and Jenks is bad at his job ahhhhhhhhhh
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
269 ERA+
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i still fucking hate the douchenozzle
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Sit the fuck down douchenozzle
This game is ovah
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
u wud lik to rub him cuz ur gay?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
woo.....thank you bobby
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maybe ssh can pay attention to the a's/twins game without his blood pressure meds now
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
sabathia robbed of no-hitter by shit scoring call.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
that is a fucking terrible call.....
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and now it's over...11 k's and that phantom hit. that is really horseshit.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
garbage
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if he had picked the ball up cleanly that guy would have been out steps to spare.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah for sure but why is that not called an error
ball not fielded cleanly on a play that should’ve been made? that’s an error in my book
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that's what i'm saying. absolutely should have been an error and no-hitter. oc's on the phone to the pittsburgh scorer as we speak.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
i was just gonna say that
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between that and the call on votto's 3-run "double" in the reds/giants game, it has been a bad day for scorers.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
brewers going to appeal call to mlb.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
bullshit hometown scoring.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't want to piss on anybody's no hitter
but, after looking at it, i question whether cc would have gotten him even if he had fielded it cleanly. however, we all know the unspoken rule for scorers about the first hit – there better be no doubt, to avoid situations like this.
there was one angle which showed laroche down the line where it looked like sabathia would have had a play.
i probably wouldn’t have found it as big a deal if i hadn’t seen the other play earlier get a shitty hometown call as well.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
kenny is such a fucking moron not to trade for CC
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 31, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
all the indians wanted was lance broadway and some portillo's chocolate cake. :-(
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
i mean kw could have thrown in a couple deep dish pizzas
from due’s
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 31, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't think he'd have done it. broadway wasn't the problem; kenny doesn't think mark shapiro deserves any portillo's chocolate cake. it was all about principle.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
aaron cunningham ml debut at the plate.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
he looks 12 years old in his mugshot
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by boyonthedock on Aug 31, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
he looked like a 12 year old in the at bat, too.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
at 12, i either walked or ground out
almost never failed to put the bat on the ball.
I rarely got a hit though.
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by boyonthedock on Aug 31, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
you weren't facing scott baker, my friend.
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
i am certain i'd have the same chance
of getting one off baker now as i did in dixie youth baseball. in two years i had maybe 3 or 4 hits. I was no kenwo.
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by boyonthedock on Aug 31, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
few are.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Random....
1) MacDougal has been great lately….in his last 10 2/3 (2 H, 4 BB, 13KS, 0ER)
2) Of course the Twins now go to Toronto and miss Halladay…..
3) Of course Halladay is on schedule to pitch against us when they come here.
BTW....
I said it a long time ago and now I am saying it again.
This is absolutely the Twins’ division to lose. I don’t know how anybody could think any different…..and if you…then you are an idiot.
Twins win divsion by 4 games or more—book it.
by stanchar on Aug 31, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
he's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack...
"as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, i can do without the rock and roll."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 31, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
WRECKED!
RIP Pete.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Aug 31, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
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