Game 112: White Sox (61-49) vs. Tigers (55-56)
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 6:00 PM CDT
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PrintDetroit Tigers at Chicago White Sox, Aug 5, 2008 7:11 PM CDT
Gavin Floyd (RHP) vs. Nate Robertson (LHP)
Time: 7:11 p.m. CT, TV: CSN, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; MLB Gameday 3D)
GO SOX!
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if the white sox can't beat a scrub like robertson...
they might as well hand their percentage point lead right back to the twins.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
The Sox will win this division with 88 wins.
Minnesota is too young in their rotation, and their bullpen is vastly overrated besides Nathan. The White Sox cannot succomb to the psychological demons they have developed over the years in regard to the Twins. The next 55 games are as much about mental makeup as anythging, and I generally tend to minimize that aspect, especially in baseball. But this is different.
One other thing.
They won’t keep hitting .315 with RISP. Not going to happen.
CSN just said that he has the second worst ERA of any starting pitcher in baseball...
Robertson has a .315 BAA.
Yes, the Sox should beat this loser.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Howdy
Cross-posting from Bless You Boys:
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If you go over to the South Side Sox, they’ve got the stat line for both Gavin Floyd and Nate. Nate’s K rate is about the same, and his walk rate is better. The HR rate is about the same as well.
Looking at BABIP (Batting Avg for Balls In Play), hitters are apparently crushing the ball vs. Nate, to the tune of .346. (We knew this, of course…sigh) His career average is .308-worse than league average-but still, maybe some bad luck there. Or crappier defense. A little of Column A, a little of Column B.
Floyd, on the other hand, is carrying a .236 BABIP, compared to his .282 career mark. Good luck? Sox better hope it’s not defense, if they plan to play Griffey in CF for the rest of the year.
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Not trash talk, just an interesting matchup, in that both starters are kind of statistically “weird”.
Just out of curiosity, did Floyd learn a new pitch over the winter or anything that would explain it?
by cherub_daemon on Aug 5, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Crede won't return until after this weekend's series, according to CSN...
He has an irritated nerve in his back that they aren’t calling serious.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Finally got power back.
Damn basement started to flood last night around the same time the power went out.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
Someone actually wanted Livan?
FOXSports.com’s Ken Rosenthal reports that the Rockies have been awarded the waiver claim on Livan Hernandez.
The Twins have to be thrilled, as they’ll now get back the $2 million he was still owed for the rest of the year. Technically, he remains Minnesota property at this time. However, whether a trade is worked out or not, it looks like he’ll soon find himself in Colorado’s rotation.Source: FOXSports.com
Also…
Mariners designated DH Jose Vidro for assignment.
Vidro finally gets the heave ho despite hitting .340/.354/.489 in 47 at-bats since the All-Star break. He wasn’t doing the Mariners any good anyway, and it was past time that the team went with younger players. His at-bats will go to Jeff Clement and Wladimir Balentien.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
the vidro timing seems a bit odd.
they haven’t been within 10 games of the division lead since may 23. in june he ops’d .512 and in july .628. why they waited until now to decide to use younger players is a bit puzzling.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
sorry plesac
danks has been the best
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
‘Jr is class, not like a-gay persuckski and ozsuck girllien’
random kc fan
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
now there's the creativity that really put kc on the map!
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
blah!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
granderson is.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
idiot
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
ahhhhh fucksticks
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
those watching...is he as wild as gameday pitch f/x is making it look?
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
until coop went out to the mound he wasn't even close on his balls.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
solid analysis.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
fields was brought up to keep the bench from flying
damn thing was ready to take off
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
uribe usually = suck, but not against robertson with a pretty decent sample size.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
from what i've heard so far, plesac is doing a really nice job.
kind of interesting to hear someone try to be informative and not just goofy.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
who's he in for?
(( stuck at work following by gameday ))
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
dj, hence the goofy reference.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
clearly shows how informative and non-goofy you find hawk and farmio
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
goofy is not the word i would use for farmer or hawk.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
WTF?
Can’t a brother get some goddamn dinner without having to start the game in a 2-run hole?
Fer Chrissakes.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
uhhhh i believe that's not allowed...
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
yep, it's rule 3 sextion 2
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
This awful starting pitching is going to have a hard time matching the Twins'.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
But they lost to the Mariners so that means they suck right?
Also, KC beat Boston, and is only 7 under .500, so Boston also sucks.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
stfu and eat your ravioli.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
"the old man, he likes his cannoli"
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
The wife is a helluva cook
Tonight – turkey sandwich and Tostidos.
Marriage is the shit, Toonder. Run headlong into it if you dare.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
now see, you tell me shit like that and i'll never get married.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
That's what I was doing.
And I rushed home to find my mlb.tv all fucked up with a 2-0 score.
WTF!!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
something about beating a horse....
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Are we mathematically eliminated yet, or what?
I suppose I picked a good week to miss.
Anyway, I’m not gonna go back and read all that Griffey crap. Was there a general feeling of “umm…what?” amongst the posters? I’m certainly going to enjoy watching Jr. play for a couple months but I’m still baffled that this is the move Kenny made.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Aug 5, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions
who said you can come back?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
lol
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
With the Sox farm system in the shape it is
I was surprised KW made a move at all.
Coffee is for closers.
what happened to DJ
I’m going to miss his automatic agreement with Hawk
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
he saw that griffey is playing CF for the sox
so he figures what the fuck…i wanna try to
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
and promptly injured himself before griffey could
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
of course!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
swallowed bong water. not pretty.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
can't hold his dirty agua, eh?
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Watching Cleveland/TB on the tube, Sox on mlb.
We could have it worse – we could be the Indians.
Think about that and breathe a sigh of relief.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
their season might not be going well, but at least they're in cleveland. ;-)
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Who said you could post, stranger?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
i guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
nice.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
i like how we're not talking about the game anymore
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Until we effin' score
They owe me a clean slate in the first, dammit.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
just killin time
until the twins game
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 5, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
LOL
Early nominee for best post.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
woohoo
i now feel welcome here
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
You were expecting a blow job or something?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
well...
since we’re on the subjecy
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
fame is fleeting. watch your back.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Backside, especially
You get your proctology exam quite early on this site.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
mlb 30 seconds behind
so thanks for the telegraph.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
comes back from 0-2, fights off a good pitch on 3-2, and then weakly grounds into a double play.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Good point though. We are pretty much looking good against Robertson.
If Floyd can settle down and give up, say, less than 6 runs, I’m feeling okay, especially with the twins facing offensive juggernaut Seattle.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
No, I can see it, but it's 30 seconds slow
So, how does “The Dark Knight” end? Haven’t seen that yet, either.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
The Joker falls in love with an Olsen twin and pays the awful price.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
in the end batman winds up falling for joker
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
damn it JD
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
and JD pulls a D-Lee
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Roy - having any mlbtv problems?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
guess not...since you guys seem to actively be participating....
who do i call to fix a “network stream error”?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
ghostbusters.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Flomax helps with the stream issues, Roy.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
You guys are the epitome of helpful.
Thanks.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
you want helpful, go to ace hardware.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
tied with derrek lee at 22.
konerko and quentin each with 13, most on the sox.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
That was a nasty pitch
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
bad play fatty
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
At least our third baseman's throwing error production hasn't dropped off
with Crede going down.
Coffee is for closers.
Was it PK's issue?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
carlos gomez would've been all over that
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
ahhhhh fuck
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Too bad it wasn't "Crede, Uribe looked like God on that one"
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
kenwo has been working on that with him
good to see it’s paying off
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Where is that flash in the pan?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Is it me
or have I seen an unusually high number of uncontested stolen bases against the Sox this year? Is this true? Is there any tracking of this statistic (there must be, as everything else in the game is quantified these days). What is the explanation; poor arm by AJ; poor holding of runners by pitchers?
It's just you.
HA!
No, we can’t throw out a guy at 2nd! duh!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
both...and slow to the plate sometimes
like contreras and vazquez
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
plesac
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Hand, or blow?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
larry is taking time from managing tonight
and is up in the booth
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
with his johnson out.
That could be distracting the other media members.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
cst_sox: some old guy is up here with his pants down by his ankles giggling to himself, saying I’m a lawyer over and over again. 3 minutes ago
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
something about beating his horse...
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawk and Plesac basically called Thome The Gentleman Masher without saying as much.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
Wow, stroking thyself is not your forte, Jim
Near as I can tell, anyway.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
OK, new best. LOL.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
hmm
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
That's on a t-shirt, no?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Do I need another 20?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Not a goddamn charity here
Keep it in the family. So, create already.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Scrubs!
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
yeah, he took 2 good pitches to hit.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
great reception for griffey
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Show. Pony.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Just get back from softball game
Great to see this trend of playing Konerko, Griffey in CF, and Swisher to the bench continues.
God, what horseshit. Please put the best lineup out there.
So who's left on KW's "always gets his man" list?
Will we be seeing ARod when he’s 41?
Coffee is for closers.
no
but we’ll see bagwell in 3 years
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
What happened to SSSS?
South Side Sox Substance? I can’t keep up with this 100 one-liners per inning pace!
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions
We're losing 2-0
Killing the pain via humor.
Or have you forgotten 2007 already? Our funniest year ever!
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
It's easy - just keep hitting Z
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
yes they are
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
the guy who wrote that
had a northside bias
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
good
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
if u can believe this...
...they had to close Angel stadium last year because of a rat problem. Seems that they didn’t clean the stands right after games and let it go until the next morning
Hey, hey, HEY!
Guidos? Who do you think reads this?
MM, make some calls, will you?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
somebody's gonna go pay him a visit.
fuggedaboutit.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Weren't they Pollacks?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
True, it is.
I don’t know how to spell the word for “Polish gentleman.”
Was I wrong?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks, Jim
who is also available for spellchecking “kike”, “beaner”, and “spearchucker”.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
in my ideal world, we all talk like this all the time.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
my favorite was always tarbaby
the snl interview with chevy chase and richard pryor going back and forth with racial slurs killed me
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
youll be the highest paid janitor in new jersey(was it nj?).
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
yes, please do confirm.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly.
Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
that's the best thing you've ever said. rec'd.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
also flagged.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
perfect. what more could I ask for in one comment?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks! I will keep that in ol' dudette's head for later use!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Thats gross.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Hell no.
I stopped watching MTV so I didn’t have to know these dudes existed.
That middle guy needs be shot.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
seperated at birth?
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
no, no
That color is far too natural.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
very good, midgets should be put in camps or the circus
they creep me out.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
jeez, is flloyd throwing a curve or a knuckler, that thing is breaking crazy
Of course he’ll leave a few up that don’t break undoubadly as well. Such is life.
a gyroball is like a fastball
ya fucking moron…learn shit about baseball or GTFO…i say you get DFA’d to the AAA blog…the KKK….Kong Krazy Knights
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
where's the hostility coming from furb
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
i'm just trying to be funny haha
sorry if i offended you much love
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
none taken
i was just kinda confused
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
that happens a lot when i say stuff
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Aw, get a room, you too
Dr. Phil is calling.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
you too? freudian slip?
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Pounced! Like the attorney you AHHRE.
Blood in the water!
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
you want some too WU?
DFA’d as well
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
The conundrum that is Gavin.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
wait
we’re actually talking about the game again?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
No friggin way!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
I'm still on hold with mlb.tv.
So until I get a game stream, I cannot contribute to anything but lardy.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Thought we fixed the stream?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
who said you can think?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
I know you guys tried your best, but Mr. Goodwrench was unable to help after all.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Chelexei!!!!
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
ate too much and didn't feel like hitting
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
the commentary is basically hawk and plesac telling stories about when they played
with the occasional call of a play in the game
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
It's kinda like SSS!
lardy lardy lardy lardy lardy lardy baseball lardy lardy lardy lardy lardy baseball lardy lardy lardy lardy
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Who is now the turd in the punchbowl, HSA?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
you've grown accustomed to awkward silence.
sounds like you’re ready for marriage.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I liked his comment
About just taking what the pitcher gives you with two strikes. Most announcers would have you believe that hitting a ball to the right side to advance the runner is the easiest thing ever.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Lots o' pitches by Nate the Skate
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
who the fuck is that?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
the lead singer of korn
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
uribe: "who said corn"
cue salivating
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
jonathan davis was awesome back in the day.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
to me it looks like
the guy who played ryan o’reilly from OZ
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
i actually remember reading those books
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
is that a dirt sheet reference?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
oh ok...i thought we had another wrestling fan on our hands for a minute
it’s usually just me and kenwo with the occasional blubs on wrestling haha
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
I remember Dick and Jane
No idea who this is.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Cabrera's helmet looks like Biggio's
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
this game is brutal...
what time does the twins game start?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
farmio says sox scored a run
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
carrying a cross?
I know he was shooting lightning at the cubs yesterday
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
He flooded OG's basement?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
He is a vengeful God.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
clean-shaven, haircut Q! does it all
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Too bad Swish wasn't playing first
Him falling over trying to catch it would’ve completed it.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
Haha, yeah.
What’s up with that? I’ve never seen any other 1B fall over backwards catching throws.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
"i used to love taking infield. we usually took it everyday."-hawk
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
35 minutes on the phone with mlbtv tech support
and I am up n runnin’ just in time to see a sweet Q! catch and an almost nice OCab play.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
What do you have against rocks?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
I just got a pretty good idea of that, trust me.
It took 20 minutes for her to understand that I have a Mac and cannot access a “start” menu.
shheeeeeesh.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Way off.
But at least she knew the phonetic alphabet.
I love getting the opportunity to use that.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Jim posting from the Caymans tonight
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
They botched the launch last year
and still haven’t gotten their shit together. Bob Bowman from MLB was very good to be in touch with me directly, but he couldn’t really do anything for my overriding sense that they have no idea what they’re doing.
did you talk dirty to them
lol
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Has Jr. had a chance in CF tonight?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Game 112: Gamethread #2
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/8/5/587564/game-112-gamethread-2
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
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