Game 112: White Sox (61-49) vs. Tigers (55-56)
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 6:00 PM CDT
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Detroit Tigers at Chicago White Sox, Aug 5, 2008 7:11 PM CDT
Gavin Floyd (RHP) vs. Nate Robertson (LHP)
Time: 7:11 p.m. CT, TV: CSN, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; MLB Gameday 3D)
GO SOX!
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if the white sox can't beat a scrub like robertson...
they might as well hand their percentage point lead right back to the twins.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 6:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Sox will win this division with 88 wins.
Minnesota is too young in their rotation, and their bullpen is vastly overrated besides Nathan. The White Sox cannot succomb to the psychological demons they have developed over the years in regard to the Twins. The next 55 games are as much about mental makeup as anythging, and I generally tend to minimize that aspect, especially in baseball. But this is different.
by dantesox on Aug 5, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One other thing.
They won’t keep hitting .315 with RISP. Not going to happen.
by dantesox on Aug 5, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CSN just said that he has the second worst ERA of any starting pitcher in baseball...
Robertson has a .315 BAA.
Yes, the Sox should beat this loser.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Robertson also has a Livan-esque WHIP...
1.60 WHIP.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Howdy
Cross-posting from Bless You Boys:
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If you go over to the South Side Sox, they’ve got the stat line for both Gavin Floyd and Nate. Nate’s K rate is about the same, and his walk rate is better. The HR rate is about the same as well.
Looking at BABIP (Batting Avg for Balls In Play), hitters are apparently crushing the ball vs. Nate, to the tune of .346. (We knew this, of course…sigh) His career average is .308-worse than league average-but still, maybe some bad luck there. Or crappier defense. A little of Column A, a little of Column B.
Floyd, on the other hand, is carrying a .236 BABIP, compared to his .282 career mark. Good luck? Sox better hope it’s not defense, if they plan to play Griffey in CF for the rest of the year.
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Not trash talk, just an interesting matchup, in that both starters are kind of statistically “weird”.
Just out of curiosity, did Floyd learn a new pitch over the winter or anything that would explain it?
by cherub_daemon on Aug 5, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crede won't return until after this weekend's series, according to CSN...
He has an irritated nerve in his back that they aren’t calling serious.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Finally got power back.
Damn basement started to flood last night around the same time the power went out.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 6:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone actually wanted Livan?
FOXSports.com’s Ken Rosenthal reports that the Rockies have been awarded the waiver claim on Livan Hernandez.
The Twins have to be thrilled, as they’ll now get back the $2 million he was still owed for the rest of the year. Technically, he remains Minnesota property at this time. However, whether a trade is worked out or not, it looks like he’ll soon find himself in Colorado’s rotation.Source: FOXSports.com
Also…
Mariners designated DH Jose Vidro for assignment.
Vidro finally gets the heave ho despite hitting .340/.354/.489 in 47 at-bats since the All-Star break. He wasn’t doing the Mariners any good anyway, and it was past time that the team went with younger players. His at-bats will go to Jeff Clement and Wladimir Balentien.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the vidro timing seems a bit odd.
they haven’t been within 10 games of the division lead since may 23. in june he ops’d .512 and in july .628. why they waited until now to decide to use younger players is a bit puzzling.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
because they're the mariners
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry plesac
danks has been the best
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
‘Jr is class, not like a-gay persuckski and ozsuck girllien’
random kc fan
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
now there's the creativity that really put kc on the map!
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
blah!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is no one on tonight?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
granderson is.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
weak
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
idiot
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ahhhhh fucksticks
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Guillen helped him out
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
those watching...is he as wild as gameday pitch f/x is making it look?
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
until coop went out to the mound he wasn't even close on his balls.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
solid analysis.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fields was brought up to keep the bench from flying
damn thing was ready to take off
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uribe usually = suck, but not against robertson with a pretty decent sample size.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
from what i've heard so far, plesac is doing a really nice job.
kind of interesting to hear someone try to be informative and not just goofy.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who's he in for?
(( stuck at work following by gameday ))
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 5, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dj, hence the goofy reference.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
clearly shows how informative and non-goofy you find hawk and farmio
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 5, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
goofy is not the word i would use for farmer or hawk.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF?
Can’t a brother get some goddamn dinner without having to start the game in a 2-run hole?
Fer Chrissakes.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
uhhhh i believe that's not allowed...
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep, it's rule 3 sextion 2
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This awful starting pitching is going to have a hard time matching the Twins'.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But they lost to the Mariners so that means they suck right?
Also, KC beat Boston, and is only 7 under .500, so Boston also sucks.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 5, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stfu and eat your ravioli.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"the old man, he likes his cannoli"
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The wife is a helluva cook
Tonight – turkey sandwich and Tostidos.
Marriage is the shit, Toonder. Run headlong into it if you dare.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now see, you tell me shit like that and i'll never get married.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I was doing.
And I rushed home to find my mlb.tv all fucked up with a 2-0 score.
WTF!!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
something about beating a horse....
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are we mathematically eliminated yet, or what?
I suppose I picked a good week to miss.
Anyway, I’m not gonna go back and read all that Griffey crap. Was there a general feeling of “umm…what?” amongst the posters? I’m certainly going to enjoy watching Jr. play for a couple months but I’m still baffled that this is the move Kenny made.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Aug 5, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who said you can come back?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
With the Sox farm system in the shape it is
I was surprised KW made a move at all.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what happened to DJ
I’m going to miss his automatic agreement with Hawk
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 5, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
knee surgery
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he saw that griffey is playing CF for the sox
so he figures what the fuck…i wanna try to
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and promptly injured himself before griffey could
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
swallowed bong water. not pretty.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can't hold his dirty agua, eh?
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watching Cleveland/TB on the tube, Sox on mlb.
We could have it worse – we could be the Indians.
Think about that and breathe a sigh of relief.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
their season might not be going well, but at least they're in cleveland. ;-)
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mmm, burning lake
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who said you could post, stranger?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like how we're not talking about the game anymore
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Until we effin' score
They owe me a clean slate in the first, dammit.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just killin time
until the twins game
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 5, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
LOL
Early nominee for best post.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
woohoo
i now feel welcome here
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 5, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You were expecting a blow job or something?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
well...
since we’re on the subjecy
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 5, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fame is fleeting. watch your back.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Backside, especially
You get your proctology exam quite early on this site.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mlb 30 seconds behind
so thanks for the telegraph.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
comes back from 0-2, fights off a good pitch on 3-2, and then weakly grounds into a double play.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point though. We are pretty much looking good against Robertson.
If Floyd can settle down and give up, say, less than 6 runs, I’m feeling okay, especially with the twins facing offensive juggernaut Seattle.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 5, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I can see it, but it's 30 seconds slow
So, how does “The Dark Knight” end? Haven’t seen that yet, either.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the sun comes up
cue rimshot
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Joker falls in love with an Olsen twin and pays the awful price.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 5, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in the end batman winds up falling for joker
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn it JD
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Paulmaine Dyenerko?
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 5, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and JD pulls a D-Lee
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Roy - having any mlbtv problems?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
guess not...since you guys seem to actively be participating....
who do i call to fix a “network stream error”?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ghostbusters.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flomax helps with the stream issues, Roy.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys are the epitome of helpful.
Thanks.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you want helpful, go to ace hardware.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ask Mr. Goodwrench
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no one hits into DP's like Vladdy G
...I go to a lot of LAA games and he’s gotta be at the top
by RoyEgan on Aug 5, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
tied with derrek lee at 22.
konerko and quentin each with 13, most on the sox.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a nasty pitch
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bad play fatty
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least our third baseman's throwing error production hasn't dropped off
with Crede going down.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was it PK's issue?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No one catches that
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
carlos gomez would've been all over that
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
From center even
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahhhhh fuck
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Too bad it wasn't "Crede, Uribe looked like God on that one"
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gavin starting to get the curve over
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
kenwo has been working on that with him
good to see it’s paying off
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where is that flash in the pan?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it me
or have I seen an unusually high number of uncontested stolen bases against the Sox this year? Is this true? Is there any tracking of this statistic (there must be, as everything else in the game is quantified these days). What is the explanation; poor arm by AJ; poor holding of runners by pitchers?
by VAChisox on Aug 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's just you.
HA!
No, we can’t throw out a guy at 2nd! duh!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
both...and slow to the plate sometimes
like contreras and vazquez
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
plesac
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hand, or blow?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ear
They don’t call him the wacky lefty for nothing.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
larry is taking time from managing tonight
and is up in the booth
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
with his johnson out.
That could be distracting the other media members.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cst_sox: some old guy is up here with his pants down by his ankles giggling to himself, saying I’m a lawyer over and over again. 3 minutes ago
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
something about beating his horse...
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawk and Plesac basically called Thome The Gentleman Masher without saying as much.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, stroking thyself is not your forte, Jim
Near as I can tell, anyway.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, new best. LOL.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's on a t-shirt, no?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Now* it is.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do I need another 20?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah
Unless you want to give somebody else your money.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a goddamn charity here
Keep it in the family. So, create already.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dan pleasac...good fastball if i remember...milwaukee?
by RoyEgan on Aug 5, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
amongst others
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scrubs!
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paulie wanted to walk so badly.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, he took 2 good pitches to hit.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was right down the middle PK
What the fuck are you bitching about?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
great reception for griffey
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Show. Pony.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just get back from softball game
Great to see this trend of playing Konerko, Griffey in CF, and Swisher to the bench continues.
God, what horseshit. Please put the best lineup out there.
by madvillian on Aug 5, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought you liked softball.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So who's left on KW's "always gets his man" list?
Will we be seeing ARod when he’s 41?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no
but we’ll see bagwell in 3 years
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah
He already had Frank. They’re the same person.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pk
captain paulie needs to give his C back
by tdegard on Aug 5, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What happened to SSSS?
South Side Sox Substance? I can’t keep up with this 100 one-liners per inning pace!
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're losing 2-0
Killing the pain via humor.
Or have you forgotten 2007 already? Our funniest year ever!
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CCC
Chicago Catskills Comedians
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's easy - just keep hitting Z
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
[insert WU/Chiburb sleeping joke]
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are not talking about the food.
“Coupla years ago, this was voted best food.”
by expatnyc on Aug 5, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes they are
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the guy who wrote that
had a northside bias
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if u can believe this...
...they had to close Angel stadium last year because of a rat problem. Seems that they didn’t clean the stands right after games and let it go until the next morning
by RoyEgan on Aug 5, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's awesome, Yankee stadium closed same problem 'cept with guidos.
by madvillian on Aug 5, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, hey, HEY!
Guidos? Who do you think reads this?
MM, make some calls, will you?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
somebody's gonna go pay him a visit.
fuggedaboutit.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
J E T S JETS JETS JETS!!
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weren't they Pollacks?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True, it is.
I don’t know how to spell the word for “Polish gentleman.”
Was I wrong?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Polack.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they can put a spoiler on anything
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, Jim
who is also available for spellchecking “kike”, “beaner”, and “spearchucker”.
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by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always liked spearchucker
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in my ideal world, we all talk like this all the time.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my favorite was always tarbaby
the snl interview with chevy chase and richard pryor going back and forth with racial slurs killed me
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DEAD HONKY!
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
youll be the highest paid janitor in new jersey(was it nj?).
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im half italian half polish
A ‘plop’
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, takes one to know one.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, please do confirm.
I like to spell my racial slurs correctly.
Otherwise, I may come across as ignorant.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
that's the best thing you've ever said. rec'd.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
also flagged.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
perfect. what more could I ask for in one comment?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks! I will keep that in ol' dudette's head for later use!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats gross.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell no.
I stopped watching MTV so I didn’t have to know these dudes existed.
That middle guy needs be shot.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or taken to the Wonka Factory
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seperated at birth?
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, no
That color is far too natural.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
more like this
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tell them I hate them!
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
very good, midgets should be put in camps or the circus
they creep me out.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jeez, is flloyd throwing a curve or a knuckler, that thing is breaking crazy
Of course he’ll leave a few up that don’t break undoubadly as well. Such is life.
by madvillian on Aug 5, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
has he settled down?
sorry just getting on here
by Illini0509 on Aug 5, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gyroball
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a gyroball is like a fastball
ya fucking moron…learn shit about baseball or GTFO…i say you get DFA’d to the AAA blog…the KKK….Kong Krazy Knights
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
where's the hostility coming from furb
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm just trying to be funny haha
sorry if i offended you much love
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
none taken
i was just kinda confused
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that happens a lot when i say stuff
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw, get a room, you too
Dr. Phil is calling.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you too? freudian slip?
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pounced! Like the attorney you AHHRE.
Blood in the water!
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you want some too WU?
DFA’d as well
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"it's not you it's me"
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The conundrum that is Gavin.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait
we’re actually talking about the game again?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No friggin way!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still on hold with mlb.tv.
So until I get a game stream, I cannot contribute to anything but lardy.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thought we fixed the stream?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who said you can think?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know you guys tried your best, but Mr. Goodwrench was unable to help after all.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont cross 'em
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's an artist with a broken bat.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, baseball players have discovered modern fitness techniques
They must have hired Barlis.
by madvillian on Aug 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Or...
...these guys.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
michigan
anyone else watching this game on the tigers broadcast…..i miss hawk so much
by tdegard on Aug 5, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chelexei!!!!
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by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ate too much and didn't feel like hitting
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walk = jelly donut!
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Plesac talks a lot.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the commentary is basically hawk and plesac telling stories about when they played
with the occasional call of a play in the game
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's kinda like SSS!
lardy lardy lardy lardy lardy lardy baseball lardy lardy lardy lardy lardy baseball lardy lardy lardy lardy
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is now the turd in the punchbowl, HSA?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you've grown accustomed to awkward silence.
sounds like you’re ready for marriage.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked his comment
About just taking what the pitcher gives you with two strikes. Most announcers would have you believe that hitting a ball to the right side to advance the runner is the easiest thing ever.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Aug 5, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lots o' pitches by Nate the Skate
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i saw plesac at a bar and he was dressed in a adidas jumpsuit, looked like a douche
by tdegard on Aug 5, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
like this one?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who the fuck is that?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the lead singer of korn
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uribe: "who said corn"
cue salivating
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jonathan davis was awesome back in the day.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
to me it looks like
the guy who played ryan o’reilly from OZ
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 5, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two on, one out...
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i actually remember reading those books
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...yesterday.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
be jealous
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that a dirt sheet reference?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not that i know of
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh ok...i thought we had another wrestling fan on our hands for a minute
it’s usually just me and kenwo with the occasional blubs on wrestling haha
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
koko b ware
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember Dick and Jane
No idea who this is.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cabrera's helmet looks like Biggio's
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this game is brutal...
what time does the twins game start?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
farmio says sox scored a run
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This commentary on the commentary is brutal
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vince likes picture books.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
carlos FTW
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He does the same thing on water.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
carrying a cross?
I know he was shooting lightning at the cubs yesterday
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He flooded OG's basement?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is a vengeful God.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That storm last night was awesome.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was pretty
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
clean-shaven, haircut Q! does it all
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Too bad Swish wasn't playing first
Him falling over trying to catch it would’ve completed it.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, yeah.
What’s up with that? I’ve never seen any other 1B fall over backwards catching throws.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Aug 5, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"i used to love taking infield. we usually took it everyday."-hawk
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
35 minutes on the phone with mlbtv tech support
and I am up n runnin’ just in time to see a sweet Q! catch and an almost nice OCab play.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you should feel fortunate. Those people are dumb as rocks and horribly trained.
by madvillian on Aug 5, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you have against rocks?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just got a pretty good idea of that, trust me.
It took 20 minutes for her to understand that I have a Mac and cannot access a “start” menu.
shheeeeeesh.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Onshore or offshore?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way off.
But at least she knew the phonetic alphabet.
I love getting the opportunity to use that.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lemme guess her name:
Caitlin?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim posting from the Caymans tonight
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When in doubt, I have one question I ask my tech support operators:
What is your nearest ocean?
by expatnyc on Aug 5, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They botched the launch last year
and still haven’t gotten their shit together. Bob Bowman from MLB was very good to be in touch with me directly, but he couldn’t really do anything for my overriding sense that they have no idea what they’re doing.
by expatnyc on Aug 5, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you talk dirty to them
lol
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has Jr. had a chance in CF tonight?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Game 112: Gamethread #2
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/8/5/587564/game-112-gamethread-2
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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