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Use this as an open thread to discuss the impending Ozzie Guillen suspension, or the current standing over which some of you seem to obsess.
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What us obsess?
Like I have nothing else better to do at 11:30 at night then watch the TWINS. lol. But as I said, 1 of the players who SHOULD be gone did us a favor. Thank you Raul….....
Scorecard 9 seattle games
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The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on
Aug 5, 2008 8:17 AM CDT
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Hopefully Seattle can be to the Twins what the Royals have been to us
by stanchar on
Aug 5, 2008 8:32 AM CDT
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And the BoSux, as of last night
They might catch the Tiggers yet (especially if we stomp Tigger meat this week).
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on
Aug 5, 2008 8:35 AM CDT
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i'm rooting for the tigers
and who ever the yanks are playing against. i want that wild card coming out of the central. too many teams to obsess over!
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Aug 5, 2008 8:37 AM CDT
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I love the home stretch of the season!!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 5, 2008 8:55 AM CDT
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its fun
but the loony obsession of a few on this site definitely puts things into perspective. i didn’t expect the sox to be in contention this far into the season so i’ll take it . i thought they’d give up by now knowing the twins won the world series against the cubs.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Aug 5, 2008 9:00 AM CDT
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heehee.
I know, I’m surprised we’re all still watching.
Especially since the day the Twins play the Cubs in the WS, is the day SSS performs a Hale Bopp-ish mass suicide.
I got my black Nikes ready.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 5, 2008 9:07 AM CDT
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Sweaty Freddy works out for teams today...
Beset by pitching injuries, the Mets New York Mets are expected to be in the running for veteran right-hander Freddy Garcia if the two-time All-Star holds up well this afternoon in an open workout in Miami.Several teams are scheduled to scout the workout at the University of Miami, including the Mets, as Garcia tries to work his way back to the majors after shoulder surgery.
Garcia, who is 6-2 in nine postseason starts, made 11 regular-season starts with the Phillies last year before being shut down.
“Freddy is doing great on his rehab,” agent Ed Greenberg said yesterday. “[He’s] not 100 percent at this point, but we expect that after a few minor league appearances he should be able to help somebody in September and in October.”
I believe the Sox will be one of the teams watching him since this has been reported so many times.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 8:38 AM CDT
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they're watching him
that must mean they’re going to sign him, right?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Aug 5, 2008 8:39 AM CDT
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because kenny failed at acquiring a pitcher before the deadline
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Aug 5, 2008 8:40 AM CDT
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No, just because they are watching him does not mean they are going to sign him...
and yes, Kenny failed to acquire a pitcher before the deadline. That is a fact.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 8:51 AM CDT
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KW CAN HAS FIALED
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Aug 5, 2008 8:54 AM CDT
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CLEARLY
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Aug 5, 2008 8:54 AM CDT
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WITHOUT A DOUBT
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Aug 5, 2008 1:31 PM CDT
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THAT IS FACT ;-)
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Aug 5, 2008 1:34 PM CDT
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IRON CLAD FACT
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Aug 5, 2008 1:35 PM CDT
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DO YOU NEED A BILL OF LADING WITH THAT?
;-)
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Aug 5, 2008 1:38 PM CDT
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WRITE ME UP!
:P
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Aug 5, 2008 1:39 PM CDT
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Kenny also failed to:
Invent an alternative fuel source
Qualify late for the Olympics
Develop gills
Those are facts.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on
Aug 5, 2008 9:05 AM CDT
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he's been wearing turtlenecks lately
he MAY HAVE developed gills.
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by thecip on
Aug 5, 2008 9:07 AM CDT
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he also failed to
unite red and blue states
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Aug 5, 2008 9:23 AM CDT
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I wouldn’t put it past Kenny to have invested in alternative fuel sources, he did go to Stanford.
by Grinder in Training on
Aug 5, 2008 9:33 AM CDT
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Clearly
Kenny probably drives cars that are powered by his own sense of self-worth.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on
Aug 5, 2008 9:35 AM CDT
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I officially declare
the Red Sox, Twins, Yankees and Rays seasons as over. You clearly cannot lose to the Royals on the road and be a playoff team . . . and you clearly cannot blow 6 run leads on the road to Seattle and be a playoff team . . . you clearly cannot lose to the Rangers on the road and you certainly cannot lose to the Indians at home. Therefore, it seems inevitable that the Blue Jays, Royals, Angels and Rangers are the AL playoff representatives.
Disclaimer: I reserve the right to change my opinion after the every pitch of every game tonight.
by jc2313 on
Aug 5, 2008 9:06 AM CDT
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"You clearly cannot lose to the Royals on the road and be a playoff team"
You are forgetting that our season may as well be over too.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 5, 2008 9:08 AM CDT
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C'mon HSA
“What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth.”
by jc2313 on
Aug 5, 2008 10:02 AM CDT
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I don't get it.
:P
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 5, 2008 10:05 AM CDT
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I had to look that up
Quoting a snooty French (redundant, eh?) writer? A Sox fan?
Gimme Studs Terkel.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on
Aug 5, 2008 10:19 AM CDT
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I especially liked that Marte gave up the granny to Marlon Byrd (Marlon Byrd?) to lose the game
Brian Cashman is an idiot. Clearly. And Joba hurting himself last night was Cashman’s fault, too, as his arm strength clearly could not handle the stress of the SP role.
And Theo Epstein was clearly an idiot for trading away Manny, as D. Ortiz is now hitting .254, the same as Alex Gordon, who homered last night. Is Youkalis going to protect Ortiz? Clearly not.
Good to know KW has company – the Confederacy of Dunces.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on
Aug 5, 2008 9:20 AM CDT
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.254
KW was clearly an idiot for holding on to thome whose hitting .259
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Aug 5, 2008 9:22 AM CDT
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Somewhere Kenwo is still crying
His boy Da Maso (sic) not living up to the hype.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on
Aug 5, 2008 12:15 PM CDT
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Will the Sox
bring up a new relief man, someone we haven’t seen before? Or will they give Macdougal another chance?
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on
Aug 5, 2008 9:26 AM CDT
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Which is more obsessive?
SSS with its love of scoreboard watching, or ESPN with its love of Brett Fav-ra?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on
Aug 5, 2008 9:34 AM CDT
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When you have a category on the screen crawler called "FAVRE" in the same category as "AL", "NL", or "NFL"
I think you have your answer.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on
Aug 5, 2008 9:53 AM CDT
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Well said . . .
Was at lunch yesterday with some co-workers and the Favre ‘saga’ was on for well over 45 minutes of the hour we were there . . . including timelines of when he faxed papers. It is probably the most comical event I have seen this year.
by jc2313 on
Aug 5, 2008 10:00 AM CDT
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I enjoy picturing you responding to posts like this

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on
Aug 5, 2008 10:01 AM CDT
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lol!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 5, 2008 10:05 AM CDT
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My liver functions are fine - thus, I am not jaundiced
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on
Aug 5, 2008 10:25 AM CDT
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it's interesting that charlotte haven't announced a starter for tonight's game.
they generally are a team that announces their starters well in advance. read into it what, if anything, you will.
by larry on
Aug 5, 2008 10:03 AM CDT
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Who was set in the rotation to start the game for Charlotte tonight?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 10:07 AM CDT
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He has pitched very well lately...
but I’m not sure I want to see how he fares these days in the majors.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 10:12 AM CDT
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remember the law of conservation of masset.
by larry on
Aug 5, 2008 10:13 AM CDT
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Yep...
it would be like he never left.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 10:17 AM CDT
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And I do believe...
the Sox have two open spots on their 40-man roster. Ohka would have to be added.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 10:24 AM CDT
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the 40 man doesn't really matter at this point. there'd be a plethora of options to dump even if it was at 40.
by larry on
Aug 5, 2008 10:28 AM CDT
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Dewon Day is the only guy I see, right off the bat...
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/team/roster_40man.jsp?c_id=cws
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 10:33 AM CDT
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Wise is probably headed out for Contreras when he is set to start...
Lucy wasn’t awful at AA last year and he is not doing all that bad at Charlotte this season in limited AB’s (small sample size). I doubt Kenny wants to dump his awesome second round pick just yet.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 10:43 AM CDT
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he's had limited at bats because his knee went away on may 1. he can be put on the 60 day.
by larry on
Aug 5, 2008 10:45 AM CDT
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Ah okay, a catcher with no knees?
He gawn!
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 10:47 AM CDT
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By the way...
once Wise loses his job to make room for Contreras, it will be funny to hear Hawk’s response. How could the Sox get rid of such a stud?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 10:56 AM CDT
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"I just have a feeling . . .
this guy is going to make a major contribution . . . he can pinch hit, steal a base, play a good CF . . . I tell you Fiesty . . . “
I may be paraphrasing there, but needless to say I will enjoy his rant on how injuries have ruined the Dewayne Wise era.
by jc2313 on
Aug 5, 2008 1:45 PM CDT
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I think Hawk said exactly what you posted.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 1:49 PM CDT
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How nice would it be to face the Red Sox without Manny and Ortiz?
“David Ortiz feels ‘click’ in bad wrist”
Ortiz revealed after the game he felt a click in his left wrist early in the at-bat against Soria, choosing his words carefully in describing the sensation."My last at-bat, it kind of pulled back a little bit," Ortiz said of his wrist. "You feel that click and you get a little concerned about it."
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 11:27 AM CDT
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Yes, David, be
very concerned. Perhaps take off a week? It’ll do you good.
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Aug 5, 2008 11:55 AM CDT
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Matchup: Tigers (55-56) at White Sox (61-49), 7:11 p.m. CT
Probable Starters: Nate Robertson (127 2/3 IP, 6.13 RA, 1.60 WHIP, 82 K) vs. Gavin Floyd (131 1/3, 4.59, 1.21, 89)
Pythagorean Record: Detroit, 57-54 (560 RS, 542 RA); Chicago, 61-49 (553 RS, 488 RA)
Hit List Rankings: Detroit, #13; Chicago, #4
Prospectus: After four straight losses, Detroit’s playoff hopes are looking increasingly unlikely. There is still over 30 percent of the season left to play, of course, but the Tigers’ post-season chance is down to 6.5 percent, and with the Wild Card almost certain to come out of the AL East, they will need to overcome both the White Sox and Twins if they want to play in October. Tonight’s game is the first of nine games that Detroit has remaining against those two teams (six versus Chicago), so the Tigers badly need a series win to stay relevant.
To get that win, the Detroit bullpen will have to shape up. Tigers relievers have compiled 1.7 wins above replacement level, the second-worst total in the majors next to the historically-bad Indians pen. Closer Todd Jones recently went on the shelf with tendonitis in his rotator cuff, and when asked by the Detroit Free Press if he feared that the injury would put his season in jeopardy, he responded “I’m fearful that my outings put my season in jeopardy.” Jones might as well have been speaking for the whole relief corps, for he has hardly been the biggest or only problem: although the aging closer had an ugly 5.49 RA when he went down, Jones did manage to convert 21 of 24 save opportunities. Jim Leyland promoted Fernando Rodney to the closer role on July 27, and Rodney has given up at least one run in all four of his outings since while blowing both of the save opportunities he got. Rodney has not been right since returning from the shoulder injury that sidelined him most of the first half, as he has walked 16 in 18 1/3 innings after coming back. That lack of control has led to a WXRL of -0.93, the seventh lowest in the majors this season. Rodney came off the DL on the same day as his hard-throwing relief partner Joel Zumaya, who has also not yet been able to find his command, with 18 walks in 20 2/3 innings, suggesting that it is possible that the pair might have come back a bit too soon. Wildness has been the chief problem for the Detroit pen all season, which has allowed 4.9 BB/9, the highest rate in the American League. Chicago’s pen, meanwhile, is giving up 3.2 BB/9, the fewest in the AL.
by larry on
Aug 5, 2008 11:43 AM CDT
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thank you
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Aug 5, 2008 11:56 AM CDT
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second that!
I haven’t seen a game since Friday, so I am pumped!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 5, 2008 11:59 AM CDT
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Third that...and I'm going tonight to (hopefully) see Jr.'s home debut
Also just happy to be alive after last night’s storms. I got to spend some quality time with no electricity hiding in my basement. Tornados were all around!
"Everybody looks at the Cubs. Look at the White Sox. They're a pretty good ballclub." - Lou Piniella (6/29/08)
by tailgater on
Aug 5, 2008 12:25 PM CDT
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ditto that
it wad damn scary last night
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Aug 5, 2008 2:09 PM CDT
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I got to spend some quality time with no electricity hiding in my basement.
seems no different than usual for you.
by larry on
Aug 5, 2008 2:11 PM CDT
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but, as posted many times before
was it his mother’s basement?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on
Aug 5, 2008 2:17 PM CDT
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Are you sure it wasn't
“Jones responded by dissolving in a pool of tears and had to be escorted from the locker room”?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on
Aug 5, 2008 12:00 PM CDT
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From what I read at another Sox site...
Adam Russell will be called up.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 11:53 AM CDT
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"another Sox site..."
BCB?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 5, 2008 11:59 AM CDT
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SSH has picked up the discarded mantle of "Bat-Girl" for the Twinkies and is personing the site, I bet
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on
Aug 5, 2008 12:05 PM CDT
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or BlessYouBoys?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Aug 5, 2008 12:07 PM CDT
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if so, we can change his name to LegoLigue!
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Aug 5, 2008 12:07 PM CDT
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Are we allowed to look at other sites?
"Everybody looks at the Cubs. Look at the White Sox. They're a pretty good ballclub." - Lou Piniella (6/29/08)
by tailgater on
Aug 5, 2008 12:22 PM CDT
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iPhone MLB software update
1. Lets you pick a favorite team, so you don’t have to scroll to find the Sox.
2. Allows for 1 minute, 30 seconds, or 15 second live updates.
3. Videos either “fill screen” or “fit to screen”, your choice.
Make the selections in “settings” on the phone, not in the app.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Aug 5, 2008 12:04 PM CDT
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neat.
we are, like, living in the future.
(sportstap is better but i like videos)
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by thecip on
Aug 5, 2008 12:38 PM CDT
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I love sportstap! Had it as a web app before it went native.
Btw, did you notice that there were NO Sox vids the last 2 games? Not even JR’s first AB Saturday?
TG it was only $5!
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Aug 5, 2008 12:46 PM CDT
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WU referenced BatGirl in a comment above. For the uninitiated, here's
her take on the Barret-AJ sucker punch:
http://www.bat-girl.com/archives/001504.php
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Aug 5, 2008 12:11 PM CDT
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Bonus: The comments include one by a Mr. Cheat!
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Aug 5, 2008 12:13 PM CDT
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anyone know how seattle manages their rotation these days?
they have 2 days off next week, and if they stick with a 5 man rotation king felix will face the twins in exactly zero of their 9 games but he will face the sox on the 19th. if they pitch him every 5th day however it looks like he would face the twins twice (17th & 27th) while missing the sox.
i looked throughout the season and sometimes they skipped the 5th starter spot and sometimes they didn’t. i would be astounded if the twins miss him while playing seattle 9 times in 24 days.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on
Aug 5, 2008 12:19 PM CDT
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Probably draw straws.
I don’t think the Mariners have much baseball “strategy” a-happenin’.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 5, 2008 12:29 PM CDT
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wow. you're taking this to a whole 'nother level.
projecting a pitching matchup 22 days in advance? best answer is who knows. the mariners should baby hernandez (and riggleman has done so) to whatever extent possible. bedard might be inserted at some point. washburn or batista or even silva might get traded/waived.
by larry on
Aug 5, 2008 12:40 PM CDT
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yeah, i know
it was just a quirky thing i noticed and was curious as to what will happen.
but if the twins don’t have to face felix and the sox do it’s clearly not fair!!
WAAAAAAAH!!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on
Aug 5, 2008 12:51 PM CDT
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i'll issue a SSA
but the sox have knocked hernandez around pretty good in the four or five games they’ve faced him.
by larry on
Aug 5, 2008 12:56 PM CDT
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I'm filing a complaint!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Aug 5, 2008 2:20 PM CDT
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Central Chat
http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatESPN?event_id=21838
Further proof that Minnesota has won the division!
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on
Aug 5, 2008 12:19 PM CDT
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i love the verdict
just go with the underdog, for the hell of it
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Aug 5, 2008 12:54 PM CDT
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Or better yet...
use karma to decide.
what a joke! (only because karma does not favor the Sox, apparently).
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 5, 2008 12:55 PM CDT
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2 tidbits from our !FANTASTIC!! friends over at LL...
First of all, here is a chart recapping last night’s game, for those of you who missed it.:
Secondly, the game thread on LL for last night’s game went over 900 comments. One thread.
I wanted to take this opportunity to thank the SSS editors for separating our threads into smaller, more friendly sizes.
That is all.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 5, 2008 12:49 PM CDT
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Great job of sharing, HSA
I bet it was a funny, Tolstoy-esque thread. I can’t imagine, if we blew a lead like that to a team like that after just inheriting the division lead, what this site would be like.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on
Aug 5, 2008 1:02 PM CDT
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900 posts on one thread = War and Peace-like
What, the fact that I mixed the Twins’ fans angst w/ teh Mariners’ blog? Clear heads know how to read between my lines. I’m not a detail guy, more concept.
Stick to horse and horse-family image posts, Buckely. You POS.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on
Aug 5, 2008 2:20 PM CDT
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oops. however misapplied, i presumed you were attempting to make a higher level reference than that with tolstoy.
i guess you’re both stupid and not well read.
by larry on
Aug 5, 2008 2:24 PM CDT
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Good that you are guessing - it proves you are not as perfect as I thought
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on
Aug 5, 2008 2:25 PM CDT
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900 comments, and yet Carlos Beltran still lives.
LL is all hat, no cattle.
by The Actual El Guapo on
Aug 5, 2008 2:56 PM CDT
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hahaha!
I know, after that one game, I thought for sure Beltran’s ballsack would be dangling from 1st and Edgar Martinez in no time.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 5, 2008 3:02 PM CDT
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Well, that's certainly ... vivid.
by The Actual El Guapo on
Aug 5, 2008 3:12 PM CDT
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Sorry, I should be more specific.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 5, 2008 3:35 PM CDT
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Adam Russell called up according to WSCR 670 "The Score".
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 1:08 PM CDT
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brother in-law?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on
Aug 5, 2008 1:43 PM CDT
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Cubs DFA Scott Eyre...
I wonder if Kenny has any interest in bringing him back to the south side.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
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Aug 5, 2008 1:12 PM CDT
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Cubs designated LHP Scott Eyre for assignment.
Eyre had pitched just once since coming off the DL on July 23 and gave up three runs in one-third of an inning. He was given a chance to throw a full inning just four times in his 19 appearances last year, and the lack of work probably had something to do with his struggles. There will likely be plenty of interest in him if he becomes a free agent.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 1:13 PM CDT
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Seems like Eyre would be a good replacement for Logan...
while Boone gets his shit straightened out at AAA. I would give up a mediocre prospect for Eyre.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 1:18 PM CDT
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Yeah, his name is Boone Logan.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 1:22 PM CDT
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boone ain't quite at that level. nor eyre's. eyre sucks. horribly and consistently. no team should pick him up.
by larry on
Aug 5, 2008 1:23 PM CDT
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Logan's last ten outings...
7.1 IP
15.95 ER
20 H
13 ER
5 BB
9 SO
That’s solid.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 1:25 PM CDT
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i'll take eyre's last 75 outings for $100, alex.
boy, that 1.75+ WHIP sure looks good, huh.
by larry on
Aug 5, 2008 1:27 PM CDT
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Ouch...
I didn’t realize it was that bad.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 1:28 PM CDT
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research, son. it's all at your fingertips.
by larry on
Aug 5, 2008 1:28 PM CDT
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Man...
Logan’s WHIP is 3.41 in his last 10 games. A guy would almost have to try to suck that bad.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 1:30 PM CDT
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quit bullying ssh
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Aug 5, 2008 1:33 PM CDT
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apparently SSH doesn't posess the scout's eye
that I do. I don’t need stats to back up my statements, my statements back themselves up.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Aug 5, 2008 4:06 PM CDT
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15.95 er?
it’s in 7.1? not some average with decimals?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Aug 5, 2008 2:37 PM CDT
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i think we can figure this one out with context and a moment of thought and without unncessary posting, no?
by larry on
Aug 5, 2008 2:40 PM CDT
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damn me, what did I forget now?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Aug 5, 2008 2:42 PM CDT
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Forget it, Wiz
larry must be reading “Southern Storm”, the new book about General Sherman’s march from Atlanta to the sea, and is burning everyone’s house down today.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on
Aug 5, 2008 2:51 PM CDT
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hint: there is already another line for earned runs.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on
Aug 5, 2008 3:22 PM CDT
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oh yes, I see it, thanks
so the screwup doesn’t belong to me? all right!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Aug 5, 2008 3:29 PM CDT
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Nope
Just the lack of deductive reasoning!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on
Aug 5, 2008 3:36 PM CDT
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I luuuuv when you deduce, Wimpy.
I mean Double D.
I mean Feisty.
by The Actual El Guapo on
Aug 5, 2008 3:40 PM CDT
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Really?
I see that Eyre was quite good two years ago, mediocre last year, and has a high BABIP (and good peripherals) in a small sample size this year. Unless his injury is lingering, he probably has something left in the tank.
Not that he’s necessarily an upgrade on Logan. I see the two as essentially interchangeable, although I’m aware that you like Logan more than I do.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on
Aug 5, 2008 1:28 PM CDT
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masset-esque.
there’s always masset in your system. no need to pay $1M+ and a prospect to get more.
by larry on
Aug 5, 2008 1:31 PM CDT
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Do you think the Cubs are going to get a prospect of any value for Eyre?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 1:33 PM CDT
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Maybe...
if the Cubs pick up most of his remaining contract.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on
Aug 5, 2008 1:34 PM CDT
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no. but i don't see any reason to give up even some pine tar to get more masset.
by larry on
Aug 5, 2008 1:36 PM CDT
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He's a Cub. He has to be better.
They have no flaws, remember?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on
Aug 5, 2008 2:07 PM CDT
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I will 2nd that no . . .
think Socolovich and Mota. I will also 2nd the ‘we have plenty of Eyre/Masset in the minors, no need to buy someone else’s’. We can just call up the x number of guys that could equate that production.
by jc2313 on
Aug 5, 2008 1:55 PM CDT
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Won't somebody learn not to deal with KW at the deadline?
didn’t kw get a gm to take massett?
WON’T SOMEBODY LEARN NOT TO DEAL WITH JOCKETTY AT THE DEADLINE?“I was surprised. They obviously had a need for a bat in the lineup and another outfielder.”
—Reds general manager Walt Jocketty, on dealing outfielder Ken Griffey Jr. for Danny Richar and Nick Masset.“Well, these guys, they’re different. From one to 25 you will get talked about, I found out firsthand. It’s just a matter of trying to fit in and throw my jabs at them the second day.”
—New White Sox center fielder Ken Griffey Jr.“We weren’t going to exercise the option.”
—Jocketty, on Griffey’s contract status as a Red.“Like I explained to him, he only has to go out there when he feels good and good enough to where he feels like he can give us a chance to win with him being out there. But if he doesn’t feel like his body is going to allow that on a particular day, all he’s got to do is go to Ozzie.”
—White Sox general manager Kenny Williams, on how his team plans to use Griffey.“I think he wanted me to know, in case I didn’t know, not to expect what we were used to seeing out there. That’s the reason I said you only play when you feel great. When you don’t feel great or don’t feel healthy, that’s OK. We have plenty of options. I told him that it’s not as if he’s replacing the prototypical guy that was already out there.”
—Williams, on Griffey coming to him with concerns about his defense.“It was fine. When you only have three balls hit to you, you don’t have to do too much moving.”
—White Sox center fielder Ken Griffey Jr.“Listen, I’m not trying to kid anybody about having all the answers. If this works, great. Home run. If it doesn’t, it’s still a double. We’ll find a way to make it work and still have what he can give us offensively.”
—Williams (Rick Morrissey, Chicago Tribune)
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Aug 5, 2008 1:49 PM CDT
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Substitute Beane for Jocketty, and it's the same sentiment
KW gets few props and is always “schooled” by the old guard. Yawn.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on
Aug 5, 2008 2:35 PM CDT
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KW: We have plenty of options.
some of the fantasy camp guys look good!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Aug 5, 2008 2:44 PM CDT
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WU
he was talking about you!?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Aug 5, 2008 3:00 PM CDT
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I hope not
If so, short the Sox.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
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Aug 5, 2008 3:54 PM CDT
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some good lines there
http://chipshots.chipramsey.com/2008/08/03/doctor-phil-to-lovie-youre-an-idiot.aspx
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Aug 5, 2008 2:53 PM CDT
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Ozzie suspended two games...
“Royals’ Greinke, Olivo suspended five games, Hillman one”
The verdict has come down from the commissioner’s office on suspensions related to the Royals-White Sox brawl on Sunday.Royals pitcher Zack Greinke and catcher Miguel Olivo were suspended five games each and manager Trey Hillman received a one-game suspension. White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen was suspended two games.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 5, 2008 3:03 PM CDT
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Carrasco was not suspended. There was no immediate word whether the players would appeal.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
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Aug 5, 2008 3:03 PM CDT
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2 games isn't bad, but I still think it's pretty lame that Ozzie gets suspended for speaking truthfully on a topic that is well-known and "accepted" throughout the entire GAME OF BASEBALL.
Little league to MLB….
(harder to pull off in tee-ball)
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
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Aug 5, 2008 3:10 PM CDT
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Larry has been called
and will be in the dugout tonight as acting interim Manager. I can’t wait for the post-game news conference when he ridicules all of the media.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on
Aug 5, 2008 3:11 PM CDT
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will he whip it out and start chasing the reporters?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Aug 5, 2008 3:27 PM CDT
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He'll ride a horse onto the field quite gallantly to meet the reporters,
hop off, revealing that he has nothing under his chaps….
And then proceed to brutally murder the horse.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 5, 2008 3:31 PM CDT
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I like that one the best
You think they’ll show that on Comcast?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on
Aug 5, 2008 3:50 PM CDT
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Hard to argue with that . . .
Ozzie gave MLB an out by blowing a gasket and making contact with the umpire. Had none of that happened, it would have been interesting to see if MLB would have done anything . . . my guess is it probably would just have been a fine.
by jc2313 on
Aug 5, 2008 3:20 PM CDT
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Ozzie made contact?
I did not know that!
I thought I read when I returned yesterday, that he was going to be suspended for admitting to calling HBP’s in the past…
Well that certainly makes more sense…
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
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Aug 5, 2008 3:29 PM CDT
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He touched two different umpires
I think he did the chest bump on initial explosion, then when he was pushed away by the 3rd base ump, Guillen swatted the ump’s hand off of his chest.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on
Aug 5, 2008 3:30 PM CDT
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huh.
Silly Ozzie.
He shoulda gotten at least 3 games.
hahaha
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
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Aug 5, 2008 3:32 PM CDT
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It just makes for a more fun story to insinuate that he would be suspended
for speaking about MLB’s ‘dirty secrets’.
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