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Use this as an open thread to discuss the impending Ozzie Guillen suspension, or the current standing over which some of you seem to obsess.

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What us obsess?

Like I have nothing else better to do at 11:30 at night then watch the TWINS. lol. But as I said, 1 of the players who SHOULD be gone did us a favor. Thank you Raul….....

Scorecard 9 seattle games

0-1.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Aug 5, 2008 8:17 AM CDT   0 recs

And the BoSux, as of last night

They might catch the Tiggers yet (especially if we stomp Tigger meat this week).

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i'm rooting for the tigers

and who ever the yanks are playing against. i want that wild card coming out of the central. too many teams to obsess over!

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:37 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I love the home stretch of the season!!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:55 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

its fun

but the loony obsession of a few on this site definitely puts things into perspective. i didn’t expect the sox to be in contention this far into the season so i’ll take it . i thought they’d give up by now knowing the twins won the world series against the cubs.

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:00 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

heehee.

I know, I’m surprised we’re all still watching.
Especially since the day the Twins play the Cubs in the WS, is the day SSS performs a Hale Bopp-ish mass suicide.

I got my black Nikes ready.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:07 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Sweaty Freddy works out for teams today...

Link:

Beset by pitching injuries, the Mets New York Mets are expected to be in the running for veteran right-hander Freddy Garcia if the two-time All-Star holds up well this afternoon in an open workout in Miami.

Several teams are scheduled to scout the workout at the University of Miami, including the Mets, as Garcia tries to work his way back to the majors after shoulder surgery.

Garcia, who is 6-2 in nine postseason starts, made 11 regular-season starts with the Phillies last year before being shut down.

“Freddy is doing great on his rehab,” agent Ed Greenberg said yesterday. “[He’s] not 100 percent at this point, but we expect that after a few minor league appearances he should be able to help somebody in September and in October.”

I believe the Sox will be one of the teams watching him since this has been reported so many times.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 AM CDT   0 recs

they're watching him

that must mean they’re going to sign him, right?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

because kenny failed at acquiring a pitcher before the deadline

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

No, just because they are watching him does not mean they are going to sign him...

and yes, Kenny failed to acquire a pitcher before the deadline. That is a fact.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 8:51 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

KW CAN HAS FIALED

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:54 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

CLEARLY

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:54 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

WITHOUT A DOUBT

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 1:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

THAT IS FACT ;-)

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 1:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

IRON CLAD FACT

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 1:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

DO YOU NEED A BILL OF LADING WITH THAT?

;-)

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 1:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

WRITE ME UP!

:P

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 1:39 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Kenny also failed to:

Invent an alternative fuel source
Qualify late for the Olympics
Develop gills

Those are facts.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:05 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

he's been wearing turtlenecks lately

he MAY HAVE developed gills.

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:07 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

he also failed to

unite red and blue states

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:23 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I wouldn’t put it past Kenny to have invested in alternative fuel sources, he did go to Stanford.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 9:33 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Clearly

Kenny probably drives cars that are powered by his own sense of self-worth.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 9:35 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Why... that god damn

SON OF A BITCH!!!

by 815Sox on Aug 5, 2008 1:53 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I officially declare

the Red Sox, Twins, Yankees and Rays seasons as over. You clearly cannot lose to the Royals on the road and be a playoff team . . . and you clearly cannot blow 6 run leads on the road to Seattle and be a playoff team . . . you clearly cannot lose to the Rangers on the road and you certainly cannot lose to the Indians at home. Therefore, it seems inevitable that the Blue Jays, Royals, Angels and Rangers are the AL playoff representatives.

Disclaimer: I reserve the right to change my opinion after the every pitch of every game tonight.

by jc2313 on Aug 5, 2008 9:06 AM CDT   0 recs

"You clearly cannot lose to the Royals on the road and be a playoff team"

You are forgetting that our season may as well be over too.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:08 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

C'mon HSA

“What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth.”

by jc2313 on Aug 5, 2008 10:02 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't get it.

:P

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I had to look that up

Quoting a snooty French (redundant, eh?) writer? A Sox fan?

Gimme Studs Terkel.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I especially liked that Marte gave up the granny to Marlon Byrd (Marlon Byrd?) to lose the game

Brian Cashman is an idiot. Clearly. And Joba hurting himself last night was Cashman’s fault, too, as his arm strength clearly could not handle the stress of the SP role.

And Theo Epstein was clearly an idiot for trading away Manny, as D. Ortiz is now hitting .254, the same as Alex Gordon, who homered last night. Is Youkalis going to protect Ortiz? Clearly not.

Good to know KW has company – the Confederacy of Dunces.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:20 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

.254

KW was clearly an idiot for holding on to thome whose hitting .259

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:22 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Somewhere Kenwo is still crying

His boy Da Maso (sic) not living up to the hype.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 5, 2008 12:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Will the Sox

bring up a new relief man, someone we haven’t seen before? Or will they give Macdougal another chance?

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 5, 2008 9:26 AM CDT   0 recs

Which is more obsessive?

SSS with its love of scoreboard watching, or ESPN with its love of Brett Fav-ra?

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 9:34 AM CDT   0 recs

When you have a category on the screen crawler called "FAVRE" in the same category as "AL", "NL", or "NFL"

I think you have your answer.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Well said . . .

Was at lunch yesterday with some co-workers and the Favre ‘saga’ was on for well over 45 minutes of the hour we were there . . . including timelines of when he faxed papers. It is probably the most comical event I have seen this year.

by jc2313 on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I enjoy picturing you responding to posts like this

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 10:01 AM CDT to parent up   1 recs

lol!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

My liver functions are fine - thus, I am not jaundiced

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:25 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

it's interesting that charlotte haven't announced a starter for tonight's game.

they generally are a team that announces their starters well in advance. read into it what, if anything, you will.

by larry on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 AM CDT   0 recs

He has pitched very well lately...

but I’m not sure I want to see how he fares these days in the majors.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yep...

it would be like he never left.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:17 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

And I do believe...

the Sox have two open spots on their 40-man roster. Ohka would have to be added.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:24 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Wise is probably headed out for Contreras when he is set to start...

Lucy wasn’t awful at AA last year and he is not doing all that bad at Charlotte this season in limited AB’s (small sample size). I doubt Kenny wants to dump his awesome second round pick just yet.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:43 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ah okay, a catcher with no knees?

He gawn!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:47 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

By the way...

once Wise loses his job to make room for Contreras, it will be funny to hear Hawk’s response. How could the Sox get rid of such a stud?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:56 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

"I just have a feeling . . .

this guy is going to make a major contribution . . . he can pinch hit, steal a base, play a good CF . . . I tell you Fiesty . . . “

I may be paraphrasing there, but needless to say I will enjoy his rant on how injuries have ruined the Dewayne Wise era.

by jc2313 on Aug 5, 2008 1:45 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I think Hawk said exactly what you posted.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 1:49 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

How nice would it be to face the Red Sox without Manny and Ortiz?

“David Ortiz feels ‘click’ in bad wrist”

Ortiz revealed after the game he felt a click in his left wrist early in the at-bat against Soria, choosing his words carefully in describing the sensation.

"My last at-bat, it kind of pulled back a little bit," Ortiz said of his wrist. "You feel that click and you get a little concerned about it."

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:27 AM CDT   0 recs

Yes, David, be

very concerned. Perhaps take off a week? It’ll do you good.

by palehose67 on Aug 5, 2008 11:55 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Matchup: Tigers (55-56) at White Sox (61-49), 7:11 p.m. CT
Probable Starters: Nate Robertson (127 2/3 IP, 6.13 RA, 1.60 WHIP, 82 K) vs. Gavin Floyd (131 1/3, 4.59, 1.21, 89)
Pythagorean Record: Detroit, 57-54 (560 RS, 542 RA); Chicago, 61-49 (553 RS, 488 RA)
Hit List Rankings: Detroit, #13; Chicago, #4
Prospectus: After four straight losses, Detroit’s playoff hopes are looking increasingly unlikely. There is still over 30 percent of the season left to play, of course, but the Tigers’ post-season chance is down to 6.5 percent, and with the Wild Card almost certain to come out of the AL East, they will need to overcome both the White Sox and Twins if they want to play in October. Tonight’s game is the first of nine games that Detroit has remaining against those two teams (six versus Chicago), so the Tigers badly need a series win to stay relevant.

To get that win, the Detroit bullpen will have to shape up. Tigers relievers have compiled 1.7 wins above replacement level, the second-worst total in the majors next to the historically-bad Indians pen. Closer Todd Jones recently went on the shelf with tendonitis in his rotator cuff, and when asked by the Detroit Free Press if he feared that the injury would put his season in jeopardy, he responded “I’m fearful that my outings put my season in jeopardy.” Jones might as well have been speaking for the whole relief corps, for he has hardly been the biggest or only problem: although the aging closer had an ugly 5.49 RA when he went down, Jones did manage to convert 21 of 24 save opportunities. Jim Leyland promoted Fernando Rodney to the closer role on July 27, and Rodney has given up at least one run in all four of his outings since while blowing both of the save opportunities he got. Rodney has not been right since returning from the shoulder injury that sidelined him most of the first half, as he has walked 16 in 18 1/3 innings after coming back. That lack of control has led to a WXRL of -0.93, the seventh lowest in the majors this season. Rodney came off the DL on the same day as his hard-throwing relief partner Joel Zumaya, who has also not yet been able to find his command, with 18 walks in 20 2/3 innings, suggesting that it is possible that the pair might have come back a bit too soon. Wildness has been the chief problem for the Detroit pen all season, which has allowed 4.9 BB/9, the highest rate in the American League. Chicago’s pen, meanwhile, is giving up 3.2 BB/9, the fewest in the AL.

by larry on Aug 5, 2008 11:43 AM CDT   0 recs

thank you

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 5, 2008 11:56 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

second that!

I haven’t seen a game since Friday, so I am pumped!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:59 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Third that...and I'm going tonight to (hopefully) see Jr.'s home debut

Also just happy to be alive after last night’s storms. I got to spend some quality time with no electricity hiding in my basement. Tornados were all around!

"Everybody looks at the Cubs. Look at the White Sox. They're a pretty good ballclub." - Lou Piniella (6/29/08)

by tailgater on Aug 5, 2008 12:25 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

ditto that

it wad damn scary last night

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 2:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I got to spend some quality time with no electricity hiding in my basement.

seems no different than usual for you.

by larry on Aug 5, 2008 2:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

but, as posted many times before

was it his mother’s basement?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 5, 2008 2:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Are you sure it wasn't

“Jones responded by dissolving in a pool of tears and had to be escorted from the locker room”?

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 12:00 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

From what I read at another Sox site...

Adam Russell will be called up.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:53 AM CDT   0 recs

"another Sox site..."

BCB?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:59 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

SSH has picked up the discarded mantle of "Bat-Girl" for the Twinkies and is personing the site, I bet

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 12:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

or BlessYouBoys?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 5, 2008 12:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

if so, we can change his name to LegoLigue!

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 5, 2008 12:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Are we allowed to look at other sites?

"Everybody looks at the Cubs. Look at the White Sox. They're a pretty good ballclub." - Lou Piniella (6/29/08)

by tailgater on Aug 5, 2008 12:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

iPhone MLB software update

1. Lets you pick a favorite team, so you don’t have to scroll to find the Sox.
2. Allows for 1 minute, 30 seconds, or 15 second live updates.
3. Videos either “fill screen” or “fit to screen”, your