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Game 112: Gamethread #2

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JD starts it

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:24 PM CDT   0 recs

The GZA is suspicious of your motives and bunny.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:27 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

the RZA reads your mind

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

HES ATTACKING MY BRAINS!!!

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

you don't even want to know what ghostface is doing right now

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

stuffing a fish with something.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

that would be coke

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

or heroine.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Or all-purpose flour.

Wait, he’s not cooking here?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

heroin?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:37 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

No, he's talking about Wonder Woman

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:37 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I was picturing Jane Eyre

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

listen, Im going to throw in extra letters if I see fit.

now go play matchmaker someone else plz.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

somewhere* fuck!!

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkkkk!

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

why don't you sit a few plays out?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

that would be best for everyone involved.

//walks away shaking head.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

"Hic"

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

anybody else realize there are 2 gamethread #2s?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:27 PM CDT   0 recs

Is this the right one?

How the hell did Wiz 1) make two threads, and 2) announce two separate threads in the previous one?

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

wiz is unique

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Jimmy thinks wiz is on drugs.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

George likes spicy chicken

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i think we may have a drunk driving the bus.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Wiz = goofball

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Damn, and I was getting so cozy in the other one.

This is the link on the front page, though.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Am I in the right place now?

I feel like wu.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT   0 recs

How's that?

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

you forgot constipated

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

So do we get 3 links for Thread 3 tonight, Wiz?

It is progressive?

Now go back to bailing out your basement!

;)

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I will cook something!

bail out? finances are ok says tom

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

sounds right

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh, that hurts, Jim

From the guy who has perfected the admission of perfecting masturbating. And spelling “Polack”. I am cut to the quick.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I kid because I love...

...and I love because you bought a lot of t-shirts.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

OBP back to .310 holy hell

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Beat me to it

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

He always fucking does that.

He’s evil like that.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

tear...

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Show. Pony.

PT Barnum in the house.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

That's why I said "again"

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

what a freaky looking animal.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Are you speaking to the woman next to you?

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

swish could have done that

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT   0 recs

damn

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT   0 recs

THIS BALLGAME IS GROVA!

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT   1 recs

Rec'd

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i love that

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

damn it all to hell

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:37 PM CDT   0 recs

Junior.

There it is.

by expatnyc on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT   0 recs

imagine if it happens tomorrow night when me larry OG and colin are there

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I would make sure Larry isn't rolling with weapons tomorrow.

You might want to send Colin in for a cavity search.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

rimshot!

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ugh, Griffey-assisted triple

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT   0 recs

Dye is in CF now?

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Good ole Gavin Gopher

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT   0 recs

I don't even blame him for that.

Neither that pitch nor the one to Renteria was in the strike zone.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

awww....jr's first triple

how…cute

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT   0 recs

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT   0 recs

is it...sleeping?

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

no its dead

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I hope it isn't.

The flickr caption: This is Sparky. He is 20 years old and this is his favorite thing to do. :)

So if he likes resurrecting himself, I’m scared.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

rec'd

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

(tears)

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

it's kinda disturbing how many pictures of dead horses are on this website

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I know, I guarantee PETA has us (rather, Larry) flagged.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i'm calling right now

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

maybe we should dub SSS

the dead horse society

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

ozzies answering emails tonight

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT   0 recs

how do you know?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

well, he has freetime tonight

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs