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JD starts it

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The GZA is suspicious of your motives and bunny.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the RZA reads your mind

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HES ATTACKING MY BRAINS!!!

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you don't even want to know what ghostface is doing right now

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

stuffing a fish with something.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that would be coke

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or heroine.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or all-purpose flour.

Wait, he’s not cooking here?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

heroin?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, he's talking about Wonder Woman

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was picturing Jane Eyre

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

listen, Im going to throw in extra letters if I see fit.

now go play matchmaker someone else plz.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

somewhere* fuck!!

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkkkk!

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why don't you sit a few plays out?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that would be best for everyone involved.

//walks away shaking head.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Hic"

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

anybody else realize there are 2 gamethread #2s?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is this the right one?

How the hell did Wiz 1) make two threads, and 2) announce two separate threads in the previous one?

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wiz is unique

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jimmy thinks wiz is on drugs.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

George likes spicy chicken

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i think we may have a drunk driving the bus.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wiz = goofball

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn, and I was getting so cozy in the other one.

This is the link on the front page, though.

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by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Am I in the right place now?

I feel like wu.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How's that?

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by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you forgot constipated

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So do we get 3 links for Thread 3 tonight, Wiz?

It is progressive?

Now go back to bailing out your basement!

;)

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by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I will cook something!

bail out? finances are ok says tom

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by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sounds right

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, that hurts, Jim

From the guy who has perfected the admission of perfecting masturbating. And spelling “Polack”. I am cut to the quick.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I kid because I love...

...and I love because you bought a lot of t-shirts.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OBP back to .310 holy hell

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Beat me to it

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He always fucking does that.

He’s evil like that.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tear...

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Show. Pony.

PT Barnum in the house.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what a freaky looking animal.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are you speaking to the woman next to you?

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by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

swish could have done that

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THIS BALLGAME IS GROVA!

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i love that

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn it all to hell

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

imagine if it happens tomorrow night when me larry OG and colin are there

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would make sure Larry isn't rolling with weapons tomorrow.

You might want to send Colin in for a cavity search.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rimshot!

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dye is in CF now?

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good ole Gavin Gopher

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't even blame him for that.

Neither that pitch nor the one to Renteria was in the strike zone.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

awww....jr's first triple

how…cute

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is it...sleeping?

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no its dead

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hope it isn't.

The flickr caption: This is Sparky. He is 20 years old and this is his favorite thing to do. :)

So if he likes resurrecting himself, I’m scared.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec'd

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(tears)

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's kinda disturbing how many pictures of dead horses are on this website

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by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know, I guarantee PETA has us (rather, Larry) flagged.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm calling right now

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

maybe we should dub SSS

the dead horse society

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ozzies answering emails tonight

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how do you know?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, he has freetime tonight

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

since i've decided to post now

i’ll have to remind you that i knew the sox were going to blow this game. its a fact.
predictable.

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wait, its only the 5th inning??

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn more agony

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This reminds me of my pre-Boy Scout days

We-blows.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's not a joke. he was actually sodomized as a child while in the cub scouts.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

woodworking?

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You, too?

I thought I was the only one.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

By a priest posing as a Troop Leader

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's terrible

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the cup is round, the can is round, the should call it roundtine.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are you SSH's Dad?

Go take some Metamucil and call us in the morning, already.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wasserman is mastering the hard look there

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

25 minutes til game-time

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by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well i don't know who called for the infield in there, but can i just announce my opposition to that?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fair enough. thank you for your time.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AJ!

Something positive happened!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

about time

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did aj just throw a runner out?

no way!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and oblivious to baserunners.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fat ass can't do nothing right

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, brilliant humor

(seethes)

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by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Please explain why Wasserman has to look so scary.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he can has touched young childs?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pedophile is my first thoughts when i see the pic yes.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is he a scout leader in the off-season?

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by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Auschwitz heritage - can't help it

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by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That picture is on your nightstand, isn't it?

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by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is his defense

wasserman opposed hitler’s beer hall putsch in the 1920s

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But was pro-"Bloodless Coup" of the Sudetenland

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by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

in an interview i read he said once hitler started ‘rolling’ he was ‘right behind him’

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Until the decision to invade Russia

Couldn’t roll with that.

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by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thats his 'bedroom eyes'

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i mean 'headroom'

where he keeps a COLLECTION OF HUMAN HEADS!

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wasserman's off-season job?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Was someone snuffed next to him?

Blood spattered all over his picture.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hes a killer.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wikipedia dexter wu

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not familiar with the show i take it.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Correct

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't worry, I'm 24 and I don't know it either.

Though Californication is a favorite. And I see they share the same channel.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

worth taking a look. you can get season 1 at blockbuster.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

huge understatement

dexter has no flaws.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so do you think i could pick up some wi-fi at the cell?

how great would it be if i brought my laptop so i can post during the game

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it would be great, man. just great.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL, rec'd

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i wish i had an iphone

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Im out, I have a date with my hand.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don't kill it

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he jerked you off?

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

taco flavored kisses!

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL! ca-chow!

wrecked dude

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where do you get this shit, Jim?

It’s good, but scary how fast yoy come up with it.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*you*

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you got a problem with that?

oh, i’m sorry. i thought this was america.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just received my Cato Institute quarterly newsletter

and they tell me it’s not, anymore.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if barack hussein obama is elected

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wolverines!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 9:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you were wrong.

its cuba and we are all cuban!

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is it a "stranger"?

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

more pain

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

we got a bad team here

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and JD couldn't throw out maggs

fuckballs

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good OF D

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not I

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

said the fly?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

picture-in-picture it with the twins game!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh fatty

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rally pic

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ah fuck me

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not even 1 minute of space

before disappointment.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm doing my best ssh impression

it must be working, but i’ll quit the routine for now. its only the 5th inning man

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hi-yo!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'ma leave that alone

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fucking fatty

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ooribe- kill yourself!

josh fields could have had this game.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's good with risp 2-out

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he heard our cries!

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a home run here puts us within one

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ah shut the fuck up farmio ;-)

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sorry stoney

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn straight

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

konerko praying this inning ends before he gets up there.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Either way, he wasn't going to be hitting into a DP.

Another DP evaded!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

only 3 hits and a walk for us that inning!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i hate JD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the white sox have done a nice job sucking

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ahhh fuck you JD

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's see if he can keep the game within single-digits.

That’s really all I ask for outta him.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this game is boring as hell

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know, and even the lardy has been knocked out of our sails.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Unless, the other game thread #2 is lit up and I'm just in the wrong room.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hawk says

Know your role!!!

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Aug 5, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cue up the liquid nitrogen

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gonna be difficult to DP the leadoff man out this inning

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 9:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

meant for the boone

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how was thome safe?

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good question...

He looked out to me. Maybe it was a pity call.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bad angle for the ump

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 9:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I AM JI

JIM

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pau...

...lie?

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Konerko?

Wow.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

paulie?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PK!

I remember that!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kong!

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KONERKO seriously

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and i missed it

fucking shit

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is he taking out robertson?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

820 ops here on on

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh and BTW

0-0 through 1

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Aug 5, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just giggled giddily when I saw Paulie hit that.

It was like seeing an old friend.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 5, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Donkey Kornerko?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ohhhh man i loved that game

+1 for you!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

see? wasn't that fun? we're all trying to have a good time.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

paulie trots?

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i did that in 06

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thecip inc.

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you kill 'em we grill 'em!

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the roadkill cafe?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

joe's crematorium.

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

griffey makes flyouts look pretty

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Unfortunately, his single-turned-triple in CF is hard to polish.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice matchup there

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think it is actually a good call...

Griffey can hit righties well and he hits lefties like Timo Perez.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What are you saying, Jim?

;)

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and that lefty had 2 pitches hit 700ft

for 2 runs

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Aug 5, 2008 9:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply