Game 112: Gamethread #2
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 8:22 PM CDT
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JD starts it
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
The GZA is suspicious of your motives and bunny.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
HES ATTACKING MY BRAINS!!!
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
you don't even want to know what ghostface is doing right now
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
stuffing a fish with something.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
or heroine.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Or all-purpose flour.
Wait, he’s not cooking here?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
heroin?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
No, he's talking about Wonder Woman
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
I was picturing Jane Eyre
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
listen, Im going to throw in extra letters if I see fit.
now go play matchmaker someone else plz.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
somewhere* fuck!!
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkkkk!
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
why don't you sit a few plays out?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
that would be best for everyone involved.
//walks away shaking head.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
"Hic"
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
anybody else realize there are 2 gamethread #2s?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Is this the right one?
How the hell did Wiz 1) make two threads, and 2) announce two separate threads in the previous one?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
wiz is unique
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Jimmy thinks wiz is on drugs.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
George likes spicy chicken
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
i think we may have a drunk driving the bus.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Wiz = goofball
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Damn, and I was getting so cozy in the other one.
This is the link on the front page, though.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
How's that?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
you forgot constipated
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
So do we get 3 links for Thread 3 tonight, Wiz?
It is progressive?
Now go back to bailing out your basement!
;)
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
I will cook something!
bail out? finances are ok says tom
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
sounds right
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Oh, that hurts, Jim
From the guy who has perfected the admission of perfecting masturbating. And spelling “Polack”. I am cut to the quick.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
I kid because I love...
...and I love because you bought a lot of t-shirts.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
OBP back to .310 holy hell
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Beat me to it
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
He always fucking does that.
He’s evil like that.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Show. Pony.
PT Barnum in the house.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
what a freaky looking animal.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Are you speaking to the woman next to you?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
damn
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
THIS BALLGAME IS GROVA!
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i love that
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
damn it all to hell
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
imagine if it happens tomorrow night when me larry OG and colin are there
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
I would make sure Larry isn't rolling with weapons tomorrow.
You might want to send Colin in for a cavity search.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Dye is in CF now?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Good ole Gavin Gopher
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
I don't even blame him for that.
Neither that pitch nor the one to Renteria was in the strike zone.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
no its dead
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope it isn't.
The flickr caption: This is Sparky. He is 20 years old and this is his favorite thing to do. :)
So if he likes resurrecting himself, I’m scared.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
it's kinda disturbing how many pictures of dead horses are on this website
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
I know, I guarantee PETA has us (rather, Larry) flagged.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm calling right now
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe we should dub SSS
the dead horse society
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
how do you know?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
since i've decided to post now
i’ll have to remind you that i knew the sox were going to blow this game. its a fact.
predictable.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
wait, its only the 5th inning??
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
damn more agony
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
This reminds me of my pre-Boy Scout days
We-blows.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
lol!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
it's not a joke. he was actually sodomized as a child while in the cub scouts.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
You, too?
I thought I was the only one.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
By a priest posing as a Troop Leader
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
that's terrible
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
the cup is round, the can is round, the should call it roundtine.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you SSH's Dad?
Go take some Metamucil and call us in the morning, already.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
wasserman is mastering the hard look there
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions
25 minutes til game-time
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
well i don't know who called for the infield in there, but can i just announce my opposition to that?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
fair enough. thank you for your time.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
about time
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
did aj just throw a runner out?
no way!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
and oblivious to baserunners.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
fat ass can't do nothing right
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
Yeah, brilliant humor
(seethes)
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Please explain why Wasserman has to look so scary.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
he can has touched young childs?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
pedophile is my first thoughts when i see the pic yes.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Is he a scout leader in the off-season?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Auschwitz heritage - can't help it
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
That picture is on your nightstand, isn't it?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
is his defense
wasserman opposed hitler’s beer hall putsch in the 1920s
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But was pro-"Bloodless Coup" of the Sudetenland
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
yeah
in an interview i read he said once hitler started ‘rolling’ he was ‘right behind him’
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Until the decision to invade Russia
Couldn’t roll with that.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
i mean 'headroom'
where he keeps a COLLECTION OF HUMAN HEADS!
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Was someone snuffed next to him?
Blood spattered all over his picture.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
hes a killer.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
not familiar with the show i take it.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Correct
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Don't worry, I'm 24 and I don't know it either.
Though Californication is a favorite. And I see they share the same channel.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
worth taking a look. you can get season 1 at blockbuster.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
huge understatement
dexter has no flaws.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
second best show after bsg
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
so do you think i could pick up some wi-fi at the cell?
how great would it be if i brought my laptop so i can post during the game
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
it would be great, man. just great.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
LOL, rec'd
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
i wish i had an iphone
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Im out, I have a date with my hand.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
don't kill it
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
apologize for me for not calling her back the other night, kthx
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL! ca-chow!
wrecked dude
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Where do you get this shit, Jim?
It’s good, but scary how fast yoy come up with it.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
*you*
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
you got a problem with that?
oh, i’m sorry. i thought this was america.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I just received my Cato Institute quarterly newsletter
and they tell me it’s not, anymore.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
you were wrong.
its cuba and we are all cuban!
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Is it a "stranger"?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
more pain
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
and JD couldn't throw out maggs
fuckballs
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Good OF D
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Not I
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
said the fly?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
picture-in-picture it with the twins game!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
ugh fatty
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
rally pic
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
ah fuck me
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Not even 1 minute of space
before disappointment.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
i'm doing my best ssh impression
it must be working, but i’ll quit the routine for now. its only the 5th inning man
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
hi-yo!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i'ma leave that alone
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
fucking fatty
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
ooribe- kill yourself!
josh fields could have had this game.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
he is a poor man's steve stone imo
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
with a tendency for calling the other teams SP by the wrong last name
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
he's good with risp 2-out
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
Q!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
a home run here puts us within one
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
ah shut the fuck up farmio ;-)
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
sorry stoney
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
damn straight
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
konerko praying this inning ends before he gets up there.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Either way, he wasn't going to be hitting into a DP.
Another DP evaded!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
only 3 hits and a walk for us that inning!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i hate JD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
robertson has done a nice job painting the outside of the plate against right handers when behind in the count.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions
the white sox have done a nice job sucking
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
ahhh fuck you JD
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Let's see if he can keep the game within single-digits.
That’s really all I ask for outta him.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
this game is boring as hell
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
I know, and even the lardy has been knocked out of our sails.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Unless, the other game thread #2 is lit up and I'm just in the wrong room.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
cue up the liquid nitrogen
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
gonna be difficult to DP the leadoff man out this inning
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
meant for the boone
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Good question...
He looked out to me. Maybe it was a pity call.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
I AM JI
JIM
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
paulie?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
kong!
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
KONERKO seriously
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
and i missed it
fucking shit
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
computer generated image imo
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions
is he taking out robertson?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions
820 ops here on on
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I just giggled giddily when I saw Paulie hit that.
It was like seeing an old friend.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
PAUL KONERKO, I COMMAND YOU TO RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE AND RESCUE MY WHITE SOX!!!
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
ohhhh man i loved that game
+1 for you!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
see? wasn't that fun? we're all trying to have a good time.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
thecip inc.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
the roadkill cafe?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
joe's crematorium.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
griffey makes flyouts look pretty
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Unfortunately, his single-turned-triple in CF is hard to polish.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
nice matchup there
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions
I think it is actually a good call...
Griffey can hit righties well and he hits lefties like Timo Perez.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
What are you saying, Jim?
;)
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
and that lefty had 2 pitches hit 700ft
for 2 runs
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
You telegraphed it, man
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
nobody comes close to timoniel. lifetime .440 OPS.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I will always remember his Gold Glove defense at 1B in that one game against the Angels.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
why is he trying to make timo look bad comparing him to griffey?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
good inning!
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
so we're on pace for 3 next inning right
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
"meanwhile, the two run homer by konerko and we're right back in this thing"
how long has it been since we’ve heard that??
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions
i'd say probably june 9th.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Next time someone talks shit to me...
I am going to give them a Carrasco head-slap. That’ll show the punkass.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
You are of the Kaiser
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
for parties, bar mitzvahs, and weddings...
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Nicknamed "Campy"?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
There's only one Campy
Roy Campanella tried to take that nickname and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
nobody on this thread better bring up the fact taht
minny is up 2-0
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions
oops
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
why did you?
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm not going to give ssh the benefit of doing so
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
yea
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
check out his twins blog handle: onlytwinsfaninboston
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
haha
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's be serious
They are playing the Mariners. Anything other than a series victory is an embarrassment.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't blame you, go right ahead
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
That worries me not after last night's 7th inning.
Albeit that was a freak occurrence that the Ms will probably not encounter again for another 50 years or so.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you a lesbian?
What Ms. are you talking about?
colin, she’s HOT!
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
LOL
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
And Tiggers were up 2-0 after one and...
Oh.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
so they bounce on their tale
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
i'll take my ribbing like a man, unlike ssh
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
"you know what? you are truly an idiot. you could have said that in the dark, and i would've known it was you, because only you could make so stupid a statement. steven seagal has got to be the dumbest jagoff i can remember."
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope Carrasco keeps pitching well...
and doesn’t go Ryan Bukvich on us. Carrasco’s peripherals are actually good so it seems like he should be able to keep it up. His main problem in his career has been the BB.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Blue balls?
He IS a hot tamale.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Game 112: Gamethread #3
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/8/5/587619/game-112-gamethread-3
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Is this the one and only #3, Wiz?
Or is another bus coming by in a couple of minutes?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
the one and only
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
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