Game 112: Gamethread #2
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 8:22 PM CDT
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JD starts it
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The GZA is suspicious of your motives and bunny.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the RZA reads your mind
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HES ATTACKING MY BRAINS!!!
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't even want to know what ghostface is doing right now
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stuffing a fish with something.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would be coke
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or heroine.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or all-purpose flour.
Wait, he’s not cooking here?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
heroin?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, he's talking about Wonder Woman
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was picturing Jane Eyre
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
listen, Im going to throw in extra letters if I see fit.
now go play matchmaker someone else plz.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
somewhere* fuck!!
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkkkk!
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why don't you sit a few plays out?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would be best for everyone involved.
//walks away shaking head.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Hic"
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
anybody else realize there are 2 gamethread #2s?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this the right one?
How the hell did Wiz 1) make two threads, and 2) announce two separate threads in the previous one?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wiz is unique
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jimmy thinks wiz is on drugs.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
George likes spicy chicken
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think we may have a drunk driving the bus.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wiz = goofball
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, and I was getting so cozy in the other one.
This is the link on the front page, though.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I in the right place now?
I feel like wu.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How's that?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Confused and frightened?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you forgot constipated
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So do we get 3 links for Thread 3 tonight, Wiz?
It is progressive?
Now go back to bailing out your basement!
;)
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will cook something!
bail out? finances are ok says tom
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds right
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, that hurts, Jim
From the guy who has perfected the admission of perfecting masturbating. And spelling “Polack”. I am cut to the quick.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kid because I love...
...and I love because you bought a lot of t-shirts.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paulie got his walk.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OBP back to .310 holy hell
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beat me to it
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He always fucking does that.
He’s evil like that.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Griffey has the prettiest strikeouts.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to never see Griffey in against a left hander again
kthxbye
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Show. Pony.
PT Barnum in the house.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why I said "again"
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a freaky looking animal.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you speaking to the woman next to you?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
swish could have done that
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q really rounded that one off.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS BALLGAME IS GROVA!
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i love that
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn it all to hell
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
See, here's where I don't get why JRE likes singles.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's our Griff!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
imagine if it happens tomorrow night when me larry OG and colin are there
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would make sure Larry isn't rolling with weapons tomorrow.
You might want to send Colin in for a cavity search.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh, Griffey-assisted triple
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dye is in CF now?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good ole Gavin Gopher
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't even blame him for that.
Neither that pitch nor the one to Renteria was in the strike zone.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awww....jr's first triple
how…cute
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is it...sleeping?
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no its dead
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope it isn't.
The flickr caption: This is Sparky. He is 20 years old and this is his favorite thing to do. :)
So if he likes resurrecting himself, I’m scared.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's kinda disturbing how many pictures of dead horses are on this website
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, I guarantee PETA has us (rather, Larry) flagged.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm calling right now
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe we should dub SSS
the dead horse society
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ozzies answering emails tonight
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how do you know?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, he has freetime tonight
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
since i've decided to post now
i’ll have to remind you that i knew the sox were going to blow this game. its a fact.
predictable.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wait, its only the 5th inning??
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn more agony
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Coop likes the quick hook.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can he hook Griffey while he's out there?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This reminds me of my pre-Boy Scout days
We-blows.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not a joke. he was actually sodomized as a child while in the cub scouts.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Show me on the merit badge where he touched you...
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
woodworking?
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You, too?
I thought I was the only one.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By a priest posing as a Troop Leader
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's terrible
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the cup is round, the can is round, the should call it roundtine.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you SSH's Dad?
Go take some Metamucil and call us in the morning, already.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wasserman is mastering the hard look there
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
25 minutes til game-time
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well i don't know who called for the infield in there, but can i just announce my opposition to that?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fair enough. thank you for your time.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ!
Something positive happened!
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
about time
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did aj just throw a runner out?
no way!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A.J. is invigorated by a pitcher who isn't 5.1 to the plate.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and oblivious to baserunners.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
<insert obligatory fat joke>
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fat ass can't do nothing right
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
guy in the crowd who keeps yelling old man to sheff is great
by tdegard on Aug 5, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, brilliant humor
(seethes)
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please explain why Wasserman has to look so scary.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he can has touched young childs?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pedophile is my first thoughts when i see the pic yes.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he a scout leader in the off-season?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Auschwitz heritage - can't help it
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That picture is on your nightstand, isn't it?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is his defense
wasserman opposed hitler’s beer hall putsch in the 1920s
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But was pro-"Bloodless Coup" of the Sudetenland
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by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
in an interview i read he said once hitler started ‘rolling’ he was ‘right behind him’
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Until the decision to invade Russia
Couldn’t roll with that.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's goose-stepped his way into my heart.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats his 'bedroom eyes'
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i mean 'headroom'
where he keeps a COLLECTION OF HUMAN HEADS!
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasserman's off-season job?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was someone snuffed next to him?
Blood spattered all over his picture.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hes a killer.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wikipedia dexter wu
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wikipedia has spoilers
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not familiar with the show i take it.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correct
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry, I'm 24 and I don't know it either.
Though Californication is a favorite. And I see they share the same channel.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
worth taking a look. you can get season 1 at blockbuster.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
huge understatement
dexter has no flaws.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
second best show after bsg
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so do you think i could pick up some wi-fi at the cell?
how great would it be if i brought my laptop so i can post during the game
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it would be great, man. just great.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL, rec'd
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wish i had an iphone
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im out, I have a date with my hand.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They just had a close-up of Griffey.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't kill it
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
apologize for me for not calling her back the other night, kthx
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he jerked you off?
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
taco flavored kisses!
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL! ca-chow!
wrecked dude
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where do you get this shit, Jim?
It’s good, but scary how fast yoy come up with it.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a classic episode.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*you*
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you got a problem with that?
oh, i’m sorry. i thought this was america.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just received my Cato Institute quarterly newsletter
and they tell me it’s not, anymore.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if barack hussein obama is elected
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you were wrong.
its cuba and we are all cuban!
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it a "stranger"?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
more pain
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is not a handsome game.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
we got a bad team here
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and JD couldn't throw out maggs
fuckballs
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good OF D
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We're on pace for a four-hour game.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not I
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
said the fly?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
picture-in-picture it with the twins game!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh fatty
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
At least Paulie hasn't hit into one.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
rally pic
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ah fuck me
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not even 1 minute of space
before disappointment.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm doing my best ssh impression
it must be working, but i’ll quit the routine for now. its only the 5th inning man
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hi-yo!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'ma leave that alone
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fucking fatty
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
<obligatory rally-killing double play>
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ooribe- kill yourself!
josh fields could have had this game.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't recognize Plesac as an announcer
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he is a poor man's steve stone imo
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
with a tendency for calling the other teams SP by the wrong last name
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's good with risp 2-out
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he heard our cries!
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a home run here puts us within one
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ah shut the fuck up farmio ;-)
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry stoney
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn straight
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
konerko praying this inning ends before he gets up there.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate full counts.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Either way, he wasn't going to be hitting into a DP.
Another DP evaded!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
only 3 hits and a walk for us that inning!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate JD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
robertson has done a nice job painting the outside of the plate against right handers when behind in the count.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the white sox have done a nice job sucking
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahhh fuck you JD
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he sucks. DFA his ass
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Confidence plummeting.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Logan = Gascan 2.0?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's see if he can keep the game within single-digits.
That’s really all I ask for outta him.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this game is boring as hell
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I know, and even the lardy has been knocked out of our sails.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless, the other game thread #2 is lit up and I'm just in the wrong room.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawk says
Know your role!!!
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 5, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cue up the liquid nitrogen
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gonna be difficult to DP the leadoff man out this inning
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
meant for the boone
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how was thome safe?
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good question...
He looked out to me. Maybe it was a pity call.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bad angle for the ump
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 5, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I AM JI
JIM
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Three feet from a homer, inches from an out.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pau...
...lie?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Konerko?
Wow.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
paulie?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this real or a dream?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
PK!
I remember that!
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
kong!
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
KONERKO seriously
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and i missed it
fucking shit
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, Griffey, it's Old Man Fever!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
computer generated image imo
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is he taking out robertson?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
820 ops here on on
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh and BTW
0-0 through 1
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 5, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I just giggled giddily when I saw Paulie hit that.
It was like seeing an old friend.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I had no idea Fossum was on the Tigers.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And that's probably why.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 5, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Donkey Kornerko?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PAUL KONERKO, I COMMAND YOU TO RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE AND RESCUE MY WHITE SOX!!!
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
ohhhh man i loved that game
+1 for you!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Humor is good.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
see? wasn't that fun? we're all trying to have a good time.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
paulie trots?
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i did that in 06
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thecip inc.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you kill 'em we grill 'em!
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the roadkill cafe?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
joe's crematorium.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
griffey makes flyouts look pretty
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Except when he's trying to track them down.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately, his single-turned-triple in CF is hard to polish.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice matchup there
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was kind of Leyland to burn a LOOGY.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it is actually a good call...
Griffey can hit righties well and he hits lefties like Timo Perez.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He already had a lefty on the mound, is what I'm saying.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are you saying, Jim?
;)
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and that lefty had 2 pitches hit 700ft
for 2 runs
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 5, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He also K'd Griffey twice
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is what I'm saying, WU.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You telegraphed it, man
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now watch in amazement
As Vince talks while I drink a glass of water!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nobody comes close to timoniel. lifetime .440 OPS.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This. Idiot. Makes. Outs.
Tip a 40 to his memory.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will always remember his Gold Glove defense at 1B in that one game against the Angels.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why is he trying to make timo look bad comparing him to griffey?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good inning!
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so we're on pace for 3 next inning right
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"meanwhile, the two run homer by konerko and we're right back in this thing"
how long has it been since we’ve heard that??
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'd say probably june 9th.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Next time someone talks shit to me...
I am going to give them a Carrasco head-slap. That’ll show the punkass.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Odd
I was going to do that the next time I wanted to comfort someone.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are of the Kaiser
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Nessie available?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He was throwing in the bullpen earlier.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for parties, bar mitzvahs, and weddings...
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Griffey camped under that one.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cramped under that one?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nicknamed "Campy"?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's only one Campy
Roy Campanella tried to take that nickname and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nobody on this thread better bring up the fact taht
minny is up 2-0
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oops
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why did you?
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not going to give ssh the benefit of doing so
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0