Game 112: Gamethread #3
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:41 PM CDT
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rally thread!
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions
rally rally rally!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
I hung out in the #2 #2 for a second to make sure there weren't any others coming....
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
no twins thread is elsewhere
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
oh wait, i'm in the wrong thread then
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
for folks watching the game
did griffey’s fielding cost any runs?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions
at least one.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
he also failed to rob either home run.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
it cost a triple
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQVVVVVVVVVVPPPPPPPPPPP!!
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
one of the most visual descriptions i have read here, when hsa made the observation. i'd fuck her just for that.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
BA made that nickname up, you should be fucking him.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
nah
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
(slightly raises hand, looks around and sees no one else is, puts hand back down.)
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
lol
He’s one of your blonde trophies.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I didn't make that up...but thanks anyway??????
?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
flattery is the easiest way to bang you.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Port slut remember?
dont forget the clam chowder.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
You guys definitely have me pegged.
please, it’s so obvious, just resist the urge….
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Still horning in on colin's turf?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
she came on to me.
and then i came…
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
according to colin, she also likes to talk about her vagina.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you got that all wrong....
I said it makes me do crazy things.
That one comment in comparison to every dick comment made by one of yous?
Minor.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Havent you noticed?
he cant tell who says what.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
So i herd u like mudkips
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
i have no idea what you are talking about.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Thanks - I feel out of that loop
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
OK, there is a visual
I can now attach my ignorance to.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
you, MM and me three.
I didn’t know either.
Still don’t really….
hmmmm
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm gonna embrace my ignorance on this one.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
me four. but if you type that shit in google images you get a whole lot of results.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
theyve invented this series of tubes called the internets where you can find all kinds of info.
POKEMON
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
OK, you stumped the band
Now, WTF is it?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mudkips” >
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mudkips
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
So either a fun-loving children's cartoon character...or.....
something that would warrant this comment:
“I Mudkipped her twice last night. I’m not sure my balls will stop stinking for along time.”
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
apply alternatives to context...and...voila.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
it'll just stand you up
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
The fact that he probably has a 12-inch johnson.
Nothing you wouldn’t get used to…
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
ouch
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
light it up!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Q!!!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
motherfuck
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
no, i just have a filthy mouth
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
You type with your tongue?
Talent abounds on this site.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
that's good
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
QQQQ!!!!!!!!!
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
Can we please get Cabrera and/or Pierzynski out of the 1 and 2 spots?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
as far as guys in the game tonight, looks like the on basers are stuck at q, thome, and dye, though...
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
You could almost just drop Pierzynski down and move Quentin, Dye, and Thome up.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
no issue with that here.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
why
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
because aj = sucks at getting on base
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
uh huh
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
theres stats and charts out there that might help.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
ok
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
not when you love aj as much as pierzynski rules...
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
love is a strong word
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
not when you think aj rules as much as pierzynski rules...
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
it means never having to say you're sorry
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
how weird
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I seem to be in the akwardness zone the majority of the time...
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
And yes I was referring to my hand.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
As an F-buddy or friend?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
need it much
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
and?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I AM JI
JIM THOME
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions
'na na hey hey' while the other team still has a lead
pure awesome.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
god damnit
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
ugh thome chasing
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
damn
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
If Seay doesn't pitch to Konerko
Is Leyland out of lefties for Griffey?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
jim's ops
is below 0.900 now ;(
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
time to jose vidro his ass.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty sickening that one team could have Thome at DH and another team could have Vidro at DH.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
absolutely sickening
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I like this SSH
Making jokes. Providing information. Occasionally saying nice things about the Sox.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
yeah he grows on you
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
It won't last
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
(somebody got laid.)
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
the one where he is mary poppins and falls through the roof, kills the two kids, and pukes on their bloody bodies is pretty excellent as well
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
don't follow
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
DFA.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
oh, i thought it was another wes anderson reference
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
i've never used a wes anderson reference. if you think you spot one, he must have stolen it from me.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
you know when i saw darjeeling express
these goddamn indie kids were sitting in front of me, talking the whole goddamn time over each line said
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
dont talk about colin when hes not here.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
nicely done.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Ozzie Montana is highly pissed
“Brown people” is acceptable.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
hey, i'm of them brown people you talk about! ;-)
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
one of
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
he's "of them brown people"
that’s how them brown people talk.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i reckon
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
What he said, OSFIB
No offense – just reporting the facts.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
DFA
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
What kind of roids / HGH is Fernando Tatis on these days?
Fernando Tatis homered twice and drove in four runs in a victory over the Padres on Tuesday night.
It was Tatis’ first big game since being announced as the team’s full-time starter in left field at the end of July. Entering tonight’s game, Tatis had picked up just three singles in 13 August at-bats after posting a splendid .397/.463/.767 line in July, but tonight he got back on track with his eighth and ninth homers of the season as he continues his resurgent 2008 campaign.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Carrasco. Wins.
FRIENDSHIP
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Where would the Sox bullpen be without Carrasco?
Larry called it.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Stockholm Syndrome
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
be fair. i give ssh a lot of shit, but he will give props.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
How many times has Dan Plesac said you need to pitch to your strengths?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
Paul Molitor reference.
Jesus. One game, and he’s already predictable.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
He's like a god damned dog with a bone. About everything.
I half expect he’ll finish the story he was telling before the third out when we come back from the break.
Minnies losing 3-2
bottom 3rd.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
That's right, Minnies.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
duck!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
um, okay, i want to move to another thread now
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
just call the jizzmopper.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
kenwo!!!!
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
can you photoshop that and put carrasco in?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
i loooove paulie's hands.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
PK with a bat slam??
didn’t know he did that
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
and there it was
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
and griffey now a solid 0-4
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
I thought he will be energized
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
The Griffey Lift ended after game 1
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
from his cubs days or yankee days
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
almost in the same boat as ssh then...
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
4 AB's against a lefty...
If it wasn’t the Sox first home game back and Griffey’s Chicago debut, Swisher really should have started in CF.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
SLASH!!!!!!!!!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LELELELELELLELEEI!
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che!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
ALEXEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions
fuck yeah motherfucka
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions
didn't fidel try out for the washington senators?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
he had a curve that made people just see red
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"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Speaking of double agents...
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
fidel
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
362 happy feet
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Rays win #67
bally’s face looking like Jeff Goldblum in “The Fly”.
Oh, and CHELEXEI!!!
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
ramirez followed by uribe
is the largest difference in body fat in consecutive hitters since mo vaughn played
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
mo vaughn could use chelexei as a toothpick.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
not sure. i do remember dmitri young, on at least one occasion, using nook logan as a bat, though.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
or rick reuschel
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
remember, he probably hit 9th followed by a lanky 'leadoff' position player
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
heeheeeheheehehehehehehheahahahahah
mwhahahahahahahaha
i am delirious.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
nice get the top of the line-up to face rodney
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions
Ramirez's hand motion must mean that he hit it for his baby.
Man, if we had some runners on base for these bombs.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Now I just shot my load.
I love Chelexei.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
haha
I just learned of that phenomenon from an episode of Californication.
And it was quite possibly one of the funniest scenes of tv I’ve ever, er, scene.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm glad i brought my poncho
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 5, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Jim - faux pas?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD ISSSSSSSSSSSSS IMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPERRRRRRRRRRRRFFEECCTTTTTTTT!!!!!
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
what the fuck did i do wrong?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
ozzie is in the game??
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
making up for the home field advantage.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
said that to myself as soon as i saw him out there.
he just batted last inning, too.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
This may be where they're missing Ozzie.
He’s been aggressive with defensive switches.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
gameday had 96 on that
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions
"remember me?"
“I sure have an awesome mustache.”
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that's scary
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
you mean scary awesome?
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
no that looks like somebody from down the street
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you live on Belmont and Broadway?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
no
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
we need details woman!
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
no i live on the south side.
they hang out on the corner of 79th
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
bill motherfuckin' hahn in the houuuuse
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Wonder if he gives out mustache rides.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
at least one baseball wife has publicly complimented his "chimney sweep" move
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
or the bottom of a vacuum.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
uribe hmm
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions
and josh fields is wearing a quizzical expression.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
he gets a jelly donut from hermy when he gets back into the dugout
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
he doesn't get just one
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
c'mon big boy
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions
look at fatty go!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
he fell on his ass
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Yet, Juan actually completed the play.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
(help me)
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
And another million injured from the quake.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm falling
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
URIBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hahahahahah
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
FUCKING GREAT
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions
juanito!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Uribe has to have some of the best natural skills to play infield ever
He just can’t get in shape enough to take advanage of them. He has soft, soft, hands, great reation time, and a cannon for an arm.
But it’s pretty much all neutralized by his weight and impatience at the plate.
new extra innings thread!
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:23 PM CDT reply actions
extra innings? dont' talk about extra innings? !? jim mora says.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
not yet.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
we're not finishedwith the ninth inning
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
i know, its been a long night
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
this thread has the mo right now.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
true dat
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
No diggity!
This went from boring, sad thread to
RALLY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the Twins started losing at the same time!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIFE IS STELLAR!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
jenks was hilarious in the dugout there.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
aj loves the moment.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
The white sox really struggle with the fundamentals sometimes
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply actions
sometimes you just gotta tip your cap
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Is that why AJ slammed his bat?
Is that part of a routine pop-up?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
that's the routiniest part
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 5, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn A.J.
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions
q! can has another big night?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I’m sure Q was behind that, he couldn’t have other people taking his thunder
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:28 PM CDT reply actions
F-Bomb!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
haha
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Well.. if this goes poorly.. maybe Griffey can assert himself in the 10th
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions
I blame th
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:31 PM CDT reply actions
another fragmented thought.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
blame who
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
if q! is really pissed after that at bat i'd like to give him a backrub.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
me first
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
it moved just talking about it.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
IF this goes extra innings
i take griffey and pk out, and put BA in center and swisher at 1st
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:32 PM CDT reply actions
Probably the right move
Just like to see one of those moments where Griffey becomes a part of the team by hitting a 450 foot bomb to end the Tigers last hopes of any chance for the playoffs.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
After his late-inning display the other day
I’m not sold on Swish as a late-inning replacement.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
what did he do?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
you know what i'm getting the MLB radio package
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, that's not good
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
That's all I can picture every time PK's gotten an off-throw tonight and
not struggled whatsoever.
Leave PK in! He’s earned his C tonight.
Homer, no DPs, and only one pop-fly/bat-bang.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
If Ozzie were there BA would have been in CF in the 7th or 8th.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't blame them
They’ve come to expect greatness out of JD
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Game 112: Gamethread #4
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/8/5/587657/game-112-gamethread-4
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
this is all on you now, wiz.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
always
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
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