Game 112: Gamethread #3
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:41 PM CDT
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Paulie hits a 2-run HR! Sox down 2...
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rally thread!
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rally rally rally!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I in the right thread this time?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hung out in the #2 #2 for a second to make sure there weren't any others coming....
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no twins thread is elsewhere
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh wait, i'm in the wrong thread then
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for folks watching the game
did griffey’s fielding cost any runs?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
at least one.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he also failed to rob either home run.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it cost a triple
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQVVVVVVVVVVPPPPPPPPPPP!!
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Quentin homers.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
6-5 Tigers.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I THINK I LOVE Q
BUT WHAT AM I SO AFRAID OF?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lego hair?
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
one of the most visual descriptions i have read here, when hsa made the observation. i'd fuck her just for that.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BA made that nickname up, you should be fucking him.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at this point
who hasn’t fucked ba?
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(slightly raises hand, looks around and sees no one else is, puts hand back down.)
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
He’s one of your blonde trophies.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I didn't make that up...but thanks anyway??????
?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
flattery is the easiest way to bang you.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Port slut remember?
dont forget the clam chowder.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys definitely have me pegged.
please, it’s so obvious, just resist the urge….
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still horning in on colin's turf?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
she came on to me.
and then i came…
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
according to colin, she also likes to talk about her vagina.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you got that all wrong....
I said it makes me do crazy things.
That one comment in comparison to every dick comment made by one of yous?
Minor.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Havent you noticed?
he cant tell who says what.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So i herd u like mudkips
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have no idea what you are talking about.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks - I feel out of that loop
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, there is a visual
I can now attach my ignorance to.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you, MM and me three.
I didn’t know either.
Still don’t really….
hmmmm
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm gonna embrace my ignorance on this one.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me four. but if you type that shit in google images you get a whole lot of results.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
theyve invented this series of tubes called the internets where you can find all kinds of info.
POKEMON
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, you stumped the band
Now, WTF is it?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mudkips” >
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mudkips
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So either a fun-loving children's cartoon character...or.....
something that would warrant this comment:
“I Mudkipped her twice last night. I’m not sure my balls will stop stinking for along time.”
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
apply alternatives to context...and...voila.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it'll just stand you up
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The bassist was a total drunk
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The fact that he probably has a 12-inch johnson.
Nothing you wouldn’t get used to…
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ouch
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q!!!
Man imagine if we had some good OBP in front of him.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
light it up!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q!!!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
motherfuck
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no, i just have a filthy mouth
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You type with your tongue?
Talent abounds on this site.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's good
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
QQQQ!!!!!!!!!
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 5, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hawk was waiting to make sure that Raburn didn't catch it.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we please get Cabrera and/or Pierzynski out of the 1 and 2 spots?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
as far as guys in the game tonight, looks like the on basers are stuck at q, thome, and dye, though...
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could almost just drop Pierzynski down and move Quentin, Dye, and Thome up.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no issue with that here.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
because aj = sucks at getting on base
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh huh
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
theres stats and charts out there that might help.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not when you love aj as much as pierzynski rules...
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
love is a strong word
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not when you think aj rules as much as pierzynski rules...
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it means never having to say you're sorry
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stats are for people with no gut
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont get me started on charts
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Charts make baby jesus cry
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how weird
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I seem to be in the akwardness zone the majority of the time...
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And yes I was referring to my hand.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As an F-buddy or friend?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
need it much
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because Pierzynski has a sub-.330 OBP.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here comes Bobby Seay.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I AM JI
JIM THOME
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
'na na hey hey' while the other team still has a lead
pure awesome.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 5, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not a fan...
You’re losing.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And now a double scores Dye.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Those are some heavy concrete boots.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
god damnit
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh thome chasing
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The high fastball continues to be the Sox' nemesis
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If Seay doesn't pitch to Konerko
Is Leyland out of lefties for Griffey?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
jim's ops
is below 0.900 now ;(
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
time to jose vidro his ass.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hit him weakly into the ground?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sickening that one team could have Thome at DH and another team could have Vidro at DH.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
absolutely sickening
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this SSH
Making jokes. Providing information. Occasionally saying nice things about the Sox.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah he grows on you
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It won't last
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(somebody got laid.)
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite episode just for that scene.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the one where he is mary poppins and falls through the roof, kills the two kids, and pukes on their bloody bodies is pretty excellent as well
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't follow
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DFA.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, i thought it was another wes anderson reference
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've never used a wes anderson reference. if you think you spot one, he must have stolen it from me.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know when i saw darjeeling express
these goddamn indie kids were sitting in front of me, talking the whole goddamn time over each line said
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont talk about colin when hes not here.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nicely done.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie Montana is highly pissed
“Brown people” is acceptable.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, i'm of them brown people you talk about! ;-)
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
one of
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's "of them brown people"
that’s how them brown people talk.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i reckon
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What he said, OSFIB
No offense – just reporting the facts.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DFA
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 infield hits for Raburn tonight?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What kind of roids / HGH is Fernando Tatis on these days?
Fernando Tatis homered twice and drove in four runs in a victory over the Padres on Tuesday night.
It was Tatis’ first big game since being announced as the team’s full-time starter in left field at the end of July. Entering tonight’s game, Tatis had picked up just three singles in 13 August at-bats after posting a splendid .397/.463/.767 line in July, but tonight he got back on track with his eighth and ninth homers of the season as he continues his resurgent 2008 campaign.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FINISH HIM.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He did but he got robbed.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carrasco. Wins.
FRIENDSHIP
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where would the Sox bullpen be without Carrasco?
Larry called it.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Complimenting Larry?
OK, what’s going on here?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stockholm Syndrome
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
be fair. i give ssh a lot of shit, but he will give props.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many times has Dan Plesac said you need to pitch to your strengths?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This dude is a cliche machine.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paul Molitor reference.
Jesus. One game, and he’s already predictable.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's like a god damned dog with a bone. About everything.
I half expect he’ll finish the story he was telling before the third out when we come back from the break.
by expatnyc on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Minnies losing 3-2
bottom 3rd.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's right, Minnies.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unpossible
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just blew my load.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
duck!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
um, okay, i want to move to another thread now
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just call the jizzmopper.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kenwo!!!!
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can you photoshop that and put carrasco in?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a photoshop retard
I’m sure someone else can, though.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If nothing else...
...gotta like Paulie’s hands.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i loooove paulie's hands.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BARE HAND
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
At least it wasn't the other type of Bear hand
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
learned my lesson
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, Griffey's doomed.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Please bring in Farnsworth...
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
After the homer, there's the hangdog.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
PK with a bat slam??
didn’t know he did that
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 5, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and there it was
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and griffey now a solid 0-4
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought he will be energized
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Griffey Lift ended after game 1
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please be bad Kyle, please be bad Kyle...
by expatnyc on Aug 5, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
from his cubs days or yankee days
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Farnsworth owns a career 7.56 ERA against the Sox
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's fresh off a blown lead.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
almost in the same boat as ssh then...
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 AB's against a lefty...
If it wasn’t the Sox first home game back and Griffey’s Chicago debut, Swisher really should have started in CF.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 ENTERS. 1 LEAVES.
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SLASH!!!!!!!!!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it's time to put this face on a baby's body.
Rock-a-bye and all that.
by expatnyc on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LELELELELELLELEEI!
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
che!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ALEXEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck yeah motherfucka
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
didn't fidel try out for the washington senators?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he had a curve that made people just see red
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everybody in the lineup reached base once.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of double agents...
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unknown commenter
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fidel
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
362 happy feet
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rays win #67
bally’s face looking like Jeff Goldblum in “The Fly”.
Oh, and CHELEXEI!!!
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, Kyle.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ramirez followed by uribe
is the largest difference in body fat in consecutive hitters since mo vaughn played
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 5, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mo vaughn could use chelexei as a toothpick.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Dmitri Young ever bat after Nook Logan for the Tigers?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not sure. i do remember dmitri young, on at least one occasion, using nook logan as a bat, though.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or rick reuschel
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
remember, he probably hit 9th followed by a lanky 'leadoff' position player
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brought to you by the Number 10.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
heeheeeheheehehehehehehheahahahahah
mwhahahahahahahaha
i am delirious.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice get the top of the line-up to face rodney
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ramirez's hand motion must mean that he hit it for his baby.
Man, if we had some runners on base for these bombs.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now I just shot my load.
I love Chelexei.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Squirter?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
I just learned of that phenomenon from an episode of Californication.
And it was quite possibly one of the funniest scenes of tv I’ve ever, er, scene.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm glad i brought my poncho
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 5, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was awesome
Alexei is such a fun hitter to watch.
by shaftr on Aug 5, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good call, Ozzie.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Or Cooper.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim - faux pas?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD ISSSSSSSSSSSSS IMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPERRRRRRRRRRRRFFEECCTTTTTTTT!!!!!
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck did i do wrong?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ozzie is in the game??
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, why is Griffey still in the game?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
making up for the home field advantage.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
said that to myself as soon as i saw him out there.
he just batted last inning, too.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This may be where they're missing Ozzie.
He’s been aggressive with defensive switches.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gameday had 96 on that
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"remember me?"
“I sure have an awesome mustache.”
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's scary
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean scary awesome?
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no that looks like somebody from down the street
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you live on Belmont and Broadway?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we need details woman!
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no i live on the south side.
they hang out on the corner of 79th
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bill motherfuckin' hahn in the houuuuse
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wonder if he gives out mustache rides.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least one baseball wife has publicly complimented his "chimney sweep" move
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the going rate is 5 cents
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He stole that thing off a snow brush.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or the bottom of a vacuum.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uribe hmm
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere ... Crede cringes and rubs his back.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and josh fields is wearing a quizzical expression.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he gets a jelly donut from hermy when he gets back into the dugout
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he doesn't get just one
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
c'mon big boy
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
look at fatty go!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he fell on his ass
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yet, Juan actually completed the play.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and with that, 10000000 ants die
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(help me)
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And another million injured from the quake.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm falling
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FATS IS AWESOME!!!!
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
URIBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hahahahahah
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 5, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING GREAT
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Juan.
I really do. I can’t bring myself to hate him.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Totally agree.
He’s just so squishy.
by expatnyc on Aug 5, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
huggles!!!
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
juanito!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uribe has to have some of the best natural skills to play infield ever
He just can’t get in shape enough to take advanage of them. He has soft, soft, hands, great reation time, and a cannon for an arm.
But it’s pretty much all neutralized by his weight and impatience at the plate.
by madvillian on Aug 5, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
rec'd
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 5, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
new extra innings thread!
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
extra innings? dont' talk about extra innings? !? jim mora says.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not yet.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we're not finishedwith the ninth inning
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know, its been a long night
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this thread has the mo right now.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
true dat
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No diggity!
This went from boring, sad thread to
RALLY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the Twins started losing at the same time!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIFE IS STELLAR!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jenks was hilarious in the dugout there.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Of course he was. He's selfish.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BUNT!
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd be tempted for a hit and run.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
aj loves the moment.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, AJ, your only choice is to get a hit now.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Daley's at the game?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The white sox really struggle with the fundamentals sometimes
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sometimes you just gotta tip your cap
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pop-ups are a fundamental
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that why AJ slammed his bat?
Is that part of a routine pop-up?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's the routiniest part
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 5, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bat-slamming is the Sox' best fundamental
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn A.J.
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
q! can has another big night?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's Q o'clock.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m sure Q was behind that, he couldn’t have other people taking his thunder
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Self-reflexive profanity!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's play Q-Bomb or F-Bomb!
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
F-Bomb!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stats 4 orca
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright, Orlando, don't distract JD.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well.. if this goes poorly.. maybe Griffey can assert himself in the 10th
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame th
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
another fragmented thought.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
blame who
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if q! is really pissed after that at bat i'd like to give him a backrub.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
me first
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it better move from there
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it moved just talking about it.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
JD’s stats are always fun to see
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
IF this goes extra innings
i take griffey and pk out, and put BA in center and swisher at 1st
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably the right move
Just like to see one of those moments where Griffey becomes a part of the team by hitting a 450 foot bomb to end the Tigers last hopes of any chance for the playoffs.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
After his late-inning display the other day
I’m not sold on Swish as a late-inning replacement.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what did he do?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know what i'm getting the MLB radio package
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Failed to scoop two low throws, and fell on his ass.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, that's not good
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's all I can picture every time PK's gotten an off-throw tonight and
not struggled whatsoever.
Leave PK in! He’s earned his C tonight.
Homer, no DPs, and only one pop-fly/bat-bang.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather have Swish available to pinch-hit for Profundo
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Ozzie were there BA would have been in CF in the 7th or 8th.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fans cheered a little too loudly for that one.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can't blame them
They’ve come to expect greatness out of JD
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game 112: Gamethread #4
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/8/5/587657/game-112-gamethread-4
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this is all on you now, wiz.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
always
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bobby can't pitch two?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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