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Game 112: Gamethread #3

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Paulie hits a 2-run HR! Sox down 2...

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rally thread!

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:43 PM CDT   0 recs

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:49 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

rally rally rally!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:43 PM CDT   0 recs

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:50 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I hung out in the #2 #2 for a second to make sure there weren't any others coming....

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

no twins thread is elsewhere

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

oh wait, i'm in the wrong thread then

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

for folks watching the game

did griffey’s fielding cost any runs?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT   0 recs

at least one.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

he also failed to rob either home run.

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

it cost a triple

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQVVVVVVVVVVPPPPPPPPPPP!!

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT   0 recs

Quentin homers.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT   0 recs

6-5 Tigers.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT   0 recs

I THINK I LOVE Q

BUT WHAT AM I SO AFRAID OF?

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT   0 recs

lego hair?

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

BA made that nickname up, you should be fucking him.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

nah

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

at this point

who hasn’t fucked ba?

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

(slightly raises hand, looks around and sees no one else is, puts hand back down.)

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:54 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

lol

He’s one of your blonde trophies.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, I didn't make that up...but thanks anyway??????

?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:54 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

flattery is the easiest way to bang you.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:55 PM CDT to parent up   1 recs

Port slut remember?

dont forget the clam chowder.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:55 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

You guys definitely have me pegged.

please, it’s so obvious, just resist the urge….

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Still horning in on colin's turf?

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:56 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

she came on to me.

and then i came…

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:57 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I think you got that all wrong....

I said it makes me do crazy things.
That one comment in comparison to every dick comment made by one of yous?
Minor.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Havent you noticed?

he cant tell who says what.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:01 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i have no idea what you are talking about.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Thanks - I feel out of that loop

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

OK, there is a visual

I can now attach my ignorance to.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:01 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

you, MM and me three.

I didn’t know either.
Still don’t really….
hmmmm

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i'm gonna embrace my ignorance on this one.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

theyve invented this series of tubes called the internets where you can find all kinds of info.

POKEMON

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Thanks

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

OK, you stumped the band

Now, WTF is it?

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

So either a fun-loving children's cartoon character...or.....

something that would warrant this comment:
“I Mudkipped her twice last night. I’m not sure my balls will stop stinking for along time.”

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

apply alternatives to context...and...voila.

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

it'll just stand you up

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

The bassist was a total drunk

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:46 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

The fact that he probably has a 12-inch johnson.

Nothing you wouldn’t get used to…

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

ouch

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT   0 recs

Q!!!

Man imagine if we had some good OBP in front of him.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT   0 recs

light it up!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT   0 recs

Q!!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT   0 recs

motherfuck

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT   0 recs

no, i just have a filthy mouth

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

You type with your tongue?

Talent abounds on this site.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

that's good

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

QQQQ!!!!!!!!!

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:46 PM CDT   0 recs

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 5, 2008 9:46 PM CDT   0 recs

Hawk was waiting to make sure that Raburn didn't catch it.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:46 PM CDT   0 recs

no issue with that here.

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:50 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

why

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

because aj = sucks at getting on base

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

uh huh

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

theres stats and charts out there that might help.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

ok

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

not when you love aj as much as pierzynski rules...

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

love is a strong word

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

not when you think aj rules as much as pierzynski rules...

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

it means never having to say you're sorry

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

stats are for people with no gut

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT