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rally thread!

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rally rally rally!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hung out in the #2 #2 for a second to make sure there weren't any others coming....

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no twins thread is elsewhere

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh wait, i'm in the wrong thread then

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

for folks watching the game

did griffey’s fielding cost any runs?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

at least one.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he also failed to rob either home run.

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it cost a triple

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQVVVVVVVVVVPPPPPPPPPPP!!

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Quentin homers.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

6-5 Tigers.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I THINK I LOVE Q

BUT WHAT AM I SO AFRAID OF?

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lego hair?

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BA made that nickname up, you should be fucking him.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nah

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

at this point

who hasn’t fucked ba?

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(slightly raises hand, looks around and sees no one else is, puts hand back down.)

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

He’s one of your blonde trophies.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, I didn't make that up...but thanks anyway??????

?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

flattery is the easiest way to bang you.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Port slut remember?

dont forget the clam chowder.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You guys definitely have me pegged.

please, it’s so obvious, just resist the urge….

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Still horning in on colin's turf?

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

she came on to me.

and then i came…

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 9:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think you got that all wrong....

I said it makes me do crazy things.
That one comment in comparison to every dick comment made by one of yous?
Minor.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Havent you noticed?

he cant tell who says what.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i have no idea what you are talking about.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks - I feel out of that loop

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK, there is a visual

I can now attach my ignorance to.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you, MM and me three.

I didn’t know either.
Still don’t really….
hmmmm

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm gonna embrace my ignorance on this one.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

theyve invented this series of tubes called the internets where you can find all kinds of info.

POKEMON

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK, you stumped the band

Now, WTF is it?

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So either a fun-loving children's cartoon character...or.....

something that would warrant this comment:
“I Mudkipped her twice last night. I’m not sure my balls will stop stinking for along time.”

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

apply alternatives to context...and...voila.

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it'll just stand you up

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The bassist was a total drunk

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The fact that he probably has a 12-inch johnson.

Nothing you wouldn’t get used to…

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ouch

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q!!!

Man imagine if we had some good OBP in front of him.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

light it up!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q!!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

motherfuck

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no, i just have a filthy mouth

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You type with your tongue?

Talent abounds on this site.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's good

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

QQQQ!!!!!!!!!

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 5, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no issue with that here.

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

because aj = sucks at getting on base

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uh huh

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

theres stats and charts out there that might help.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

love is a strong word

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it means never having to say you're sorry

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

stats are for people with no gut

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dont get me started on charts

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 9:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how weird

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I seem to be in the akwardness zone the majority of the time...

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And yes I was referring to my hand.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As an F-buddy or friend?

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

need it much

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Here comes Bobby Seay.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And what?

I believe the Sox drafted this guy in the first round.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I AM JI

JIM THOME

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

'na na hey hey' while the other team still has a lead

pure awesome.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 5, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm not a fan...

You’re losing.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

god damnit

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh thome chasing

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Seay doesn't pitch to Konerko

Is Leyland out of lefties for Griffey?

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes...

The Tigers have two lefties in their bullpen—Casey Fossum and Bobby Seay.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 9:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

jim's ops

is below 0.900 now ;(

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

time to jose vidro his ass.

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

absolutely sickening

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like this SSH

Making jokes. Providing information. Occasionally saying nice things about the Sox.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah he grows on you

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It won't last

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(somebody got laid.)

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don't follow

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DFA.

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh, i thought it was another wes anderson reference

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you know when i saw darjeeling express

these goddamn indie kids were sitting in front of me, talking the whole goddamn time over each line said

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dont talk about colin when hes not here.

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nicely done.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ozzie Montana is highly pissed

“Brown people” is acceptable.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey, i'm of them brown people you talk about! ;-)

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

one of

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's "of them brown people"

that’s how them brown people talk.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i reckon

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What he said, OSFIB

No offense – just reporting the facts.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DFA

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What kind of roids / HGH is Fernando Tatis on these days?
Fernando Tatis homered twice and drove in four runs in a victory over the Padres on Tuesday night.
It was Tatis’ first big game since being announced as the team’s full-time starter in left field at the end of July. Entering tonight’s game, Tatis had picked up just three singles in 13 August at-bats after posting a splendid .397/.463/.767 line in July, but tonight he got back on track with his eighth and ninth homers of the season as he continues his resurgent 2008 campaign.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

goofballs

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He did but he got robbed.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where would the Sox bullpen be without Carrasco?

Larry called it.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Complimenting Larry?

OK, what’s going on here?

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stockholm Syndrome

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by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This dude is a cliche machine.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Paul Molitor reference.

Jesus. One game, and he’s already predictable.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's like a god damned dog with a bone. About everything.

I half expect he’ll finish the story he was telling before the third out when we come back from the break.

by expatnyc on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Minnies losing 3-2

bottom 3rd.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's right, Minnies.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

unpossible

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just blew my load.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

duck!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

um, okay, i want to move to another thread now

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just call the jizzmopper.

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kenwo!!!!

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

can you photoshop that and put carrasco in?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm a photoshop retard

I’m sure someone else can, though.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If nothing else...

...gotta like Paulie’s hands.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i loooove paulie's hands.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BARE HAND

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

learned my lesson

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dammit.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PK with a bat slam??

didn’t know he did that

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Aug 5, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and there it was

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and griffey now a solid 0-4

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought he will be energized

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 10:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Griffey Lift ended after game 1

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

4 AB's against a lefty...

If it wasn’t the Sox first home game back and Griffey’s Chicago debut, Swisher really should have started in CF.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2 ENTERS. 1 LEAVES.

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SLASH!!!!!!!!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MISSILE LAUNCH!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LELELELELELLELEEI!

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

che!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ALEXEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck yeah motherfucka

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

didn't fidel try out for the washington senators?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he had a curve that made people just see red

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Speaking of double agents...

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

unknown commenter

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fidel

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

362 happy feet

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rays win #67

bally’s face looking like Jeff Goldblum in “The Fly”.

Oh, and CHELEXEI!!!

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ramirez followed by uribe

is the largest difference in body fat in consecutive hitters since mo vaughn played

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Aug 5, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or rick reuschel

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

remember, he probably hit 9th followed by a lanky 'leadoff' position player

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha.

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

heeheeeheheehehehehehehheahahahahah

mwhahahahahahahaha

i am delirious.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice get the top of the line-up to face rodney

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ramirez's hand motion must mean that he hit it for his baby.

Man, if we had some runners on base for these bombs.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now I just shot my load.

I love Chelexei.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Squirter?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha

I just learned of that phenomenon from an episode of Californication.
And it was quite possibly one of the funniest scenes of tv I’ve ever, er, scene.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm glad i brought my poncho

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 5, 2008 10:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that was awesome

Alexei is such a fun hitter to watch.

MrROFL.com

by shaftr on Aug 5, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Coop...

or you are making a joke about how Ozzie is still calling the shots

by CatBrains on Aug 5, 2008 10:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jim - faux pas?

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD ISSSSSSSSSSSSS IMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPERRRRRRRRRRRRFFEECCTTTTTTTT!!!!!

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what the fuck did i do wrong?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ozzie is in the game??

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

making up for the home field advantage.

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

said that to myself as soon as i saw him out there.

he just batted last inning, too.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This may be where they're missing Ozzie.

He’s been aggressive with defensive switches.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gameday had 96 on that

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"remember me?"


“I sure have an awesome mustache.”

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's scary

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you mean scary awesome?

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no that looks like somebody from down the street

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do you live on Belmont and Broadway?

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 5, 2008 10:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we need details woman!

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no i live on the south side.

they hang out on the corner of 79th

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bill motherfuckin' hahn in the houuuuse

"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wonder if he gives out mustache rides.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the going rate is 5 cents

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or the bottom of a vacuum.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uribe hmm

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and josh fields is wearing a quizzical expression.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he gets a jelly donut from hermy when he gets back into the dugout

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he doesn't get just one

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

c'mon big boy

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

look at fatty go!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he fell on his ass

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yet, Juan actually completed the play.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and with that, 10000000 ants die

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(help me)

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And another million injured from the quake.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm falling

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs