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Game 112: Gamethread #4

Solo homers from Q! and Alexei tie the game! Extra Innings!

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i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

rally thread!

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

is it a rally if we're tied?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 5, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought rally is completed when we take the lead, no?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, when were in the lead too.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

(not for the tigers)

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dotel is in.

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Extras

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Barry from EastEnders

EastEnders is mildly addicting though

by 815Sox on Aug 5, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

regards

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

just to try and keep the sexiness going, i've taken my shirt off.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

put it back on!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

never!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

burn my eyes

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tans for everyone

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Farmer tan ftw.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm like an in-shape version of this guy with a tan:

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wth

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that real?

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's real. and it's spectacular.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's really scary

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It looks like Lance Armstrong's head atop a body-builder.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lance armstrong looks better

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats not the point.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, no it is not.

That guy could look like Brad Pitt in the face and still be ugly to me.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

its not supposed to be.

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you get this because you make my head hurt.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

great i'm happy

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

That is so wrong.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not real btw.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet you he stuffs.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only one not exposed.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

his ass?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, MM, I'd be willing to be that if we turned that guy around, his ass would in fact be exposed.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wish...

er, nevermind. i’m outta here.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you did this

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait wait i know this one

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

its been a long night

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what a bear

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i giggled

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FIAL

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The circle is complete

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

doc ocK!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 10:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good time for Paulie to regain his confidence.

Game winning home run at home against a rival would go a long way for a guy like PK

by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

call for both sides ya fuck?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That didn't take long...

...those two strike calls were pretty shitty.

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 5, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

small sample size

but kong has had some success against him

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so who would we rather have a walkoff here?

paulie to bust his slump? or junior to make an entrance?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't care, either or

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Definitely Paulie

Jr. has been playing well enough

by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

paulie

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Either

Doesn’t matter to me

by 815Sox on Aug 5, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a point not to be debated with hawk.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Paulie has had a day for himself

Two bad counts turned into walks and a home run. That’s some good news.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Indeed

I was basically gonna post the same thing. Its really nice to see. Its not fun seeing anybody struggle, especially someone like paulie

by 815Sox on Aug 5, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

paulie brings it on himself

not to go all kenwo here, but fuck him.

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least BA is finally in.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Honeys too.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BA wants

to get all up in the club tonight

by 815Sox on Aug 5, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

can you hear the honeys in the crowd cheer 'BA'?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the hat trick for jr

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow. he just owned the shit out of junior.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Griffey looked like he didn't have a chance...

Maybe these guys should stop trying to park the walkoff when they just need one run.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

dude, this isn't the twins thread

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, but I'm glad you mentioned that.

4-3 M’s
bot 6th

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those are some quick wrists

How he got a bat on that one is beyond me.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pride.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's a swing you can't make with a gut.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is he still on the roster?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope ;(

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am pretty sure he was D.L.'ed.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

on the DL i'm pretty sure

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

Just letting the honie’s he got some PT tonight

by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

honey's

we need an edit button

by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've started reading these, i hope jim doesn't know about this

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

che che che che che

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Brutal.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he literally threw the bat at that one

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

christ

Rodney should be way better than he is. Nasty.

by shaftr on Aug 5, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

where have you been....

recording more poetrys i hope!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poetrys?

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's been a long game ozzie...grammar has left me

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ZOMG they came back?!?!?!

Stupid family making me watch home videos.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lolerz

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. You have missed the most boring and simultaneously most awesome game ever.

PK homered.
Q homered.
Che homered.

Little by little, we tied the game.

And it has been a load-blowing experience for everyone.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 loads over here.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh right...

one for the events of the game, one for the muscle man above.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, right. that guy. 3, then.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw up to the PK homer

I channeled my inner stanchar, lamenting to my bandwagon Cubs fan brother that Konerko should be sold for Indian beer when he blasted that shot. So, you’re all welcome.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was just as shocked and i was watching it the whole time

actually i was more shocked the bullpen didn’t completely blow it

by convergejd on Aug 5, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Griffey still in CF...

Not good.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What?!?

How.. did that happen?

by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ozzie is a bad manager.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ozzie isn't managing

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ozzie is still managing this game.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Through hotmail.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Texting

All the kids are doing it

by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i heard about it.

sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's fun

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh huh

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're way too verbose for me.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

(crickets)

you lost me

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you saying i'm a train wreck?

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

aside from their sigs, i can't tell the difference between her and hsa.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wonder what she has to say about that

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit...

I feel a tad less masculine then I did 5 minutes ago when I thought pierznski was a guy when she said was also texting.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no i'm a girl

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I gathered that when he compared you to HSA.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s why I felt less masculine about my texting.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you had me on that one.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no comment

i’m a girl and that’s that

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what i like most about my comment is that it's both a shutdown and a trap.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ughh!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love it when these threads get to the point that you can't tell who is talking to whom.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

find your way

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you talking to me? or him?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

git

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

doesnt make a difference i think.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That usually signals something good will happen

If not, well at least there are funny pictures to look at.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh and it'd help if you clicked that "wide" icon

Makes it much easier

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good call. forgot to do that when i switched to mozilla.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*helpful hint!

If someone is using the term “pos,” they are probably talking to you, MM!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would like to slap you across the face in a way that is typically reserved for a husband to do lovingly to his wife.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who are you talking too?

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me

And I fell down the stairs!

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ouch

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you heard him. he fell down the stairs.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*helpful hint intended for PR...

if you are ever confused as to whom someone’s comment is directed, click the “up” button.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or just stop reading entirely.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

:)- to you

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow. i'm gonna slap the taste out of your mouth, too.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

try it

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

talking to me i believe, hit that up button.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't think its working

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

clearly.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm sorry, baby. things got kinda crazy there. you know i would never hurt you.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know what i mean?

like slap you for your own good, even though it hurts me a little to do it. but i still don’t hesitate.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since you really seem to be grasping for a response from me on this one.....

sure.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm sorry, baby. things got kinda crazy there. you know i would never hurt you.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, you're so clever you can hardly keep your hands off yourself.

fucking pos.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's a damn shame

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

clearly.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it like the movie Hollow Man?

Cause I’m pretty sure his jersey has not been inhabited by that lovable man tonight.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm gonna disagree with you here. a couple of un-ozzie like moves have been made.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's a waste

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

cabrera!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I miss Ozzie....

It’d be funny if Cooper visited center field.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

calling it a night folks

just remember, the twins won the world series already

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can I get a low down on JR's D play today

I didn’t get back till about the 8th (I had to work at the Boone County fair all day… not fun)

by 815Sox on Aug 5, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

er the lowdown

I was there from 7:30 AM to 9:00 PM

by 815Sox on Aug 5, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Single to rightish center

Got there late, didn’t get the mitt down enough, rolled under his mitt and to the wall.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lazily reached out a glove in the direction of a ball hit to center.

Glove came nowhere near said ball.

Single becomes triple.

Triple becomes run on the next play (?).

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup.

Single over Alexei’s head drove him in.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wanted to disagree with that infield in call earlier, but i was denied.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but that was just personal.

We all agreed to disagree with the infield in call….
you were the problem.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

where was i for that one? oh, right. load #1.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he literally played a single into a triple.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Posture-pedic!

CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Raul Ibanez is a stud...

He is also a Sox fan.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this isn't the twins board assbag

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh oh...ask ssh for directions!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully...

...teams who will have vacancies at manager after the season aren’t watching. Cora will be a trainwreck if he’s dumb enough to keep Griffey in at this point in the game.

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 5, 2008 11:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Coop is official manager

but you think that’s Cora’s call?

by CatBrains on Aug 5, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoops...

had the game on mute up to this point.

But yes, I will still blame it on him.

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 5, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coop is official manager

are you sure about that?

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080806&content_id=3265470&vkey=news_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Errrr, easy.

I’m channeling WU.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds like an asian porn title.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thorton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What a fucking nut-up pitch that was by Thornton.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

That’s some vintage bullpen….circa like 2 months ago.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I know, bullpen has been outstanding tonight.

And they started early – 5th inning…......I believe. We are running out of relief….

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember those days.

Gas was $3.98. You could get a gallon of milk for about that much, too. Times were so much simpler.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

circa now baby

cue up some rocket from the crypt

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fail fatty

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You must be watching a different game then...

Both Uribe and Cabrera just swung at inside pitches and both predictably chopped them out weakly.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wish i was a little bit taller.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that takes the fun out of everything

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Easier said then done

This isn’t Todd Jones they are facing.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He isn't a stud closer either...

He just walked in a winning run the other day.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah anyone who makes outs against Rodney is a terrible player

and should be DFA’d immediately.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah we got that the first 50 times you posted it.

Give it a rest, move on, learn some social graces, etc, etc.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes sir, Mr. blog-Nazi.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for proving Goodwin's law
As a [internet] discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Yeah

No big deal.. 97 mph fast ball with a wicked change up, no reason you couldn’t time that.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A walk-off AJ homer would be so sweet

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fails

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Double AJ F-Bomb

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that's the end of me

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brutal.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

The plan against this guy is to make him throw strikes. Exactly one guy has done that (ironically, Konerko), and he drew a walk. Everyone’s trying to end the game with one swing.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 5, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Everyone’s trying to end the game with one swing."

The Sox seem to try to do this in every extra inning affair.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

getting kinda old

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

at a 71% success rate.

yeah, i wish they’d stop.

by Trooper on Aug 5, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol, that sounds like a bad theme park in Wisconsin

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because it's dismal over there too.

6-3

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit where's the video of Che's home run?

The revolution wasn’t televised?

Wow, that was too easy.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

West breeze!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whose bullpen is this?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Easy Heat says fuck all youz bitches

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

is this rodney's third inning?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You are correct sir

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

truly he is king of kings

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bad brain

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fucksticks!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Was there a team initiative to shave?

Q and Paulie looked pretty crisp on the tee vee.

Q just trying to please everyone. Just do what your heart tells you to baby!!!!

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

something something inner thigh

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmmfao

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who called the 4-hour game?

Well over now.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh no

might have to get scott kazmir up in the ‘pen

by convergejd on Aug 5, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh shit

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah!

go go jim jim go go

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So why is Coop managing tonight?

Whats Joeys job? Is he there to do anything other than laugh at Ozzies jokes?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

clearly.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that was just one AB...

Rodney had 16 walks in 18.1 IP before this outing.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quite drole indeed jim.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

droll*

i fial.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Though not in French

drole is correct.

Too bad we’re in ‘merica.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True, and I would have indicated that if I knew how to do that shit.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck this umpire dudes

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeesh, that was ugly

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ohhhhhhh shit

thank god!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus, almost a homer...

Expecting 3 innings from Thornton is a bit much.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Actually Hawk

it’s the wrong size and the right shape.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wrong team

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

woot! easy heat!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL, from the scariest AB ever to a strikeout.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Easy heat with the comeback!

2 more outs you warrior you

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

easterly heat!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sit down bitch!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Noice

God to see some decent pitching

by 815Sox on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I AM MATT THORNTON

YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good God what is this

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BULLPEN?

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this umpire is so damn one-sided

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

who is your avatar?

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice matty

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ahhhh hells yeah!

thornton was fucking great!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that sig is wrong

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

as in so awesome its wrong?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh i'm grand that you feel that way

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love that movie.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am all that is man!

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

team ramrod

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats car ramrod.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

EIPC FIAL

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thornton's line: 2.2 IP, 0 H, 0 ER, 0 BB, 5 SO

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thornton's line: I fucking annilhated your lineup

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know if I agree with that...

He has two good pitches - fastball and slider - but nothing after that. I think he would start getting roped around the fourth inning.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

go go nick nick go go

i’ll give it a full inning.

by Trooper on Aug 5, 2008 11:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

go go nick nick go go

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thorton said fuck your couch

Can the offense do the same plz?

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ohhhh for the sound lol

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Twins.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

how many packs has leyland gone through in the dugout tonight

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

stupid ass umpires

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

holy shit

that is fucking garbage

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

tremendous speed

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Triple scores him

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, easy play at the plate.

Have you seen that caboose?

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey we have Ken Griffey Jr!

Pad that 0-5 line.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

1-6

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you pinch run Wise?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A million times yes

If only Wise wasn’t stupid when it came to baserunning.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would think surely

even if the lineup would rollover back to griff he’s gotta be dying out there

by Trooper on Aug 5, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i still miss pablo

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss winning

Friday was a summer’s wind ago.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The ship needs it captain.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BA bagged and orion slave girl

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bagged an orion...

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit Che

Fatty you’re our only hope.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great offense we are seeing here.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

somebody's gonna have to wear the shirt.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhhhh shit

fatty! WHY!?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

should you even ask that

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yarghhhhhhhhhh

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i stayed this long

whats a few more?

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Do they want Easy to throw more innings than Floyd today?

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Apparently so

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not like that is too hard.

Our bullpen is going on its 8th inning of work.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leadoff single.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thornton is now a longman.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

shit and granderson is up

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This team's mascot should be the old guy in those Naked Gun movies

Bumbling, stupid, but somehow will get the job done.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Please keep this shit infield

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

there is another thread

i am drunk however

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yay!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i see nessie!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nessie up

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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