Game 112: Gamethread #4
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extra innings bitchezzz
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
rally thread!
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is it a rally if we're tied?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 5, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought rally is completed when we take the lead, no?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, when were in the lead too.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(not for the tigers)
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dotel is in.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha... I love Barry
such a good sadsack
by CatBrains on Aug 5, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barry from EastEnders
EastEnders is mildly addicting though
by 815Sox on Aug 5, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
regards
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just to try and keep the sexiness going, i've taken my shirt off.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
put it back on!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
never!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
burn my eyes
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tans for everyone
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Farmer tan ftw.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm like an in-shape version of this guy with a tan:

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wth
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that real?
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's real. and it's spectacular.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's really scary
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It looks like Lance Armstrong's head atop a body-builder.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lance armstrong looks better
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats not the point.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, no it is not.
That guy could look like Brad Pitt in the face and still be ugly to me.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its not supposed to be.
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you get this because you make my head hurt.

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
great i'm happy
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
That is so wrong.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not real btw.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet you he stuffs.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which part(s)?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only one not exposed.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
his ass?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, MM, I'd be willing to be that if we turned that guy around, his ass would in fact be exposed.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wish...
er, nevermind. i’m outta here.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you did this
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Efficient and effective pitching thread!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What do you call one Miguel Cabrera at the end of the dugout?
A good start!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wait wait i know this one
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its been a long night
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a bear
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap, was supposed to be a response to below
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FIAL
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The circle is complete

Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uribe's gravitational pull kicks in again.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
doc ocK!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 5, 2008 10:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's called the Octagon.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good time for Paulie to regain his confidence.
Game winning home run at home against a rival would go a long way for a guy like PK
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OK, lay off the high heat this time...
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
call for both sides ya fuck?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That didn't take long...
...those two strike calls were pretty shitty.
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 5, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Break out the lumber.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
small sample size
but kong has had some success against him
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so who would we rather have a walkoff here?
paulie to bust his slump? or junior to make an entrance?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't care, either or
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely Paulie
Jr. has been playing well enough
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, Plesac, the best pitch in baseball is Strike 1.
Hawk will have him killed.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a point not to be debated with hawk.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait. I thought the best pitch was a well-located fastball.
I’m confused.
by expatnyc on Aug 5, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Paulie has had a day for himself
Two bad counts turned into walks and a home run. That’s some good news.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Indeed
I was basically gonna post the same thing. Its really nice to see. Its not fun seeing anybody struggle, especially someone like paulie
by 815Sox on Aug 5, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
paulie brings it on himself
not to go all kenwo here, but fuck him.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least BA is finally in.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Honeys too.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can you hear the honeys in the crowd cheer 'BA'?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Having a plan.
And staying SHUT THE FUCK UP.
by expatnyc on Aug 5, 2008 10:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the hat trick for jr
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pretty K.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow. he just owned the shit out of junior.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Griffey looked like he didn't have a chance...
Maybe these guys should stop trying to park the walkoff when they just need one run.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dude, this isn't the twins thread
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, but I'm glad you mentioned that.
4-3 M’s
bot 6th
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those are some quick wrists
How he got a bat on that one is beyond me.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's a swing you can't make with a gut.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I'd rather see the Sox face Todd Jones. ; (
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is he still on the roster?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope ;(
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am pretty sure he was D.L.'ed.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on the DL i'm pretty sure
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bat's going to shatter on the next one.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bet we wears the pants with a hole in them to the bar tonight.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah
Just letting the honie’s he got some PT tonight
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
honey's
we need an edit button
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've started reading these, i hope jim doesn't know about this
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
che che che che che
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Brutal.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It was fun while it lasted.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he literally threw the bat at that one
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hope Swisher brought Paulie's hands onto the field.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
christ
Rodney should be way better than he is. Nasty.
by shaftr on Aug 5, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
where have you been....
recording more poetrys i hope!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poetrys?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's been a long game ozzie...grammar has left me
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ZOMG they came back?!?!?!
Stupid family making me watch home videos.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow. You have missed the most boring and simultaneously most awesome game ever.
PK homered.
Q homered.
Che homered.
Little by little, we tied the game.
And it has been a load-blowing experience for everyone.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 loads over here.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh right...
one for the events of the game, one for the muscle man above.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, right. that guy. 3, then.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw up to the PK homer
I channeled my inner stanchar, lamenting to my bandwagon Cubs fan brother that Konerko should be sold for Indian beer when he blasted that shot. So, you’re all welcome.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was just as shocked and i was watching it the whole time
actually i was more shocked the bullpen didn’t completely blow it
by convergejd on Aug 5, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Griffey still in CF...
Not good.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What?!?
How.. did that happen?
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie is a bad manager.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ozzie isn't managing
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie is still managing this game.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Through hotmail.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Texting
All the kids are doing it
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i heard about it.
sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's fun
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh huh
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're way too verbose for me.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(crickets)
you lost me
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you saying i'm a train wreck?
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, just that exchange.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
aside from their sigs, i can't tell the difference between her and hsa.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wonder what she has to say about that
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit...
I feel a tad less masculine then I did 5 minutes ago when I thought pierznski was a guy when she said was also texting.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no i'm a girl
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gathered that when he compared you to HSA.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s why I felt less masculine about my texting.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why are you against not being a girl.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 5, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you had me on that one.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no comment
i’m a girl and that’s that
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what i like most about my comment is that it's both a shutdown and a trap.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ughh!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love it when these threads get to the point that you can't tell who is talking to whom.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
find your way
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you talking to me? or him?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
git
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
doesnt make a difference i think.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That usually signals something good will happen
If not, well at least there are funny pictures to look at.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh and it'd help if you clicked that "wide" icon
Makes it much easier
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good call. forgot to do that when i switched to mozilla.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*helpful hint!
If someone is using the term “pos,” they are probably talking to you, MM!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would like to slap you across the face in a way that is typically reserved for a husband to do lovingly to his wife.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who are you talking too?
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me
And I fell down the stairs!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ouch
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you heard him. he fell down the stairs.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*helpful hint intended for PR...
if you are ever confused as to whom someone’s comment is directed, click the “up” button.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or just stop reading entirely.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
:)- to you
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow. i'm gonna slap the taste out of your mouth, too.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
try it
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
talking to me i believe, hit that up button.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't think its working
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
clearly.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm sorry, baby. things got kinda crazy there. you know i would never hurt you.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're just trying to protect me.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know what i mean?
like slap you for your own good, even though it hurts me a little to do it. but i still don’t hesitate.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since you really seem to be grasping for a response from me on this one.....
sure.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm sorry, baby. things got kinda crazy there. you know i would never hurt you.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, you're so clever you can hardly keep your hands off yourself.
fucking pos.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's a damn shame
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
clearly.
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it like the movie Hollow Man?
Cause I’m pretty sure his jersey has not been inhabited by that lovable man tonight.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm gonna disagree with you here. a couple of un-ozzie like moves have been made.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
JUNIOR'S STILL IN?????
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sox just asking to be mercy killed at this point
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cross your fingers and pray that another ball is not hit in his direction.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can hear the grinding when he runs.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's a waste
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 10:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
cabrera!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 10:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I miss Ozzie....
It’d be funny if Cooper visited center field.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
calling it a night folks
just remember, the twins won the world series already
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can I get a low down on JR's D play today
I didn’t get back till about the 8th (I had to work at the Boone County fair all day… not fun)
by 815Sox on Aug 5, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
er the lowdown
I was there from 7:30 AM to 9:00 PM
by 815Sox on Aug 5, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Single to rightish center
Got there late, didn’t get the mitt down enough, rolled under his mitt and to the wall.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lazily reached out a glove in the direction of a ball hit to center.
Glove came nowhere near said ball.
Single becomes triple.
Triple becomes run on the next play (?).
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup.
Single over Alexei’s head drove him in.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wanted to disagree with that infield in call earlier, but i was denied.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but that was just personal.
We all agreed to disagree with the infield in call….
you were the problem.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
where was i for that one? oh, right. load #1.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he literally played a single into a triple.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Posture-pedic!
CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Raul Ibanez is a stud...
He is also a Sox fan.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this isn't the twins board assbag
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thought it was the seattle board
shit i’m lost
by convergejd on Aug 5, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh oh...ask ssh for directions!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully...
...teams who will have vacancies at manager after the season aren’t watching. Cora will be a trainwreck if he’s dumb enough to keep Griffey in at this point in the game.
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 5, 2008 11:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Coop is official manager
but you think that’s Cora’s call?
by CatBrains on Aug 5, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoops...
had the game on mute up to this point.
But yes, I will still blame it on him.
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 5, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coop is official manager
are you sure about that?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
East heat!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Errrr, easy.
I’m channeling WU.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds like an asian porn title.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thorton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What a fucking nut-up pitch that was by Thornton.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
That’s some vintage bullpen….circa like 2 months ago.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I know, bullpen has been outstanding tonight.
And they started early – 5th inning…......I believe. We are running out of relief….
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember those days.
Gas was $3.98. You could get a gallon of milk for about that much, too. Times were so much simpler.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
circa now baby
cue up some rocket from the crypt
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 5, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How's about a fatboy walkoff?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah, he's jogging back to the dugout.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fail fatty
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish the Sox would stop swinging at bad pitches.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish you'd let me finish a story.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You must be watching a different game then...
Both Uribe and Cabrera just swung at inside pitches and both predictably chopped them out weakly.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wish i was a little bit taller.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that takes the fun out of everything
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easier said then done
This isn’t Todd Jones they are facing.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He isn't a stud closer either...
He just walked in a winning run the other day.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah anyone who makes outs against Rodney is a terrible player
and should be DFA’d immediately.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never said that but the Sox have taken the absolute worst approach against him.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah we got that the first 50 times you posted it.
Give it a rest, move on, learn some social graces, etc, etc.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes sir, Mr. blog-Nazi.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for proving Goodwin's law
As a [internet] discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it is all about timing rodney's fast ball.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 11:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh Yeah
No big deal.. 97 mph fast ball with a wicked change up, no reason you couldn’t time that.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A walk-off AJ homer would be so sweet
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fails
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double AJ F-Bomb
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that's the end of me
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have so much left to live for!
(I’m assuming)
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brutal.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
The plan against this guy is to make him throw strikes. Exactly one guy has done that (ironically, Konerko), and he drew a walk. Everyone’s trying to end the game with one swing.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 5, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Everyone’s trying to end the game with one swing."
The Sox seem to try to do this in every extra inning affair.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
getting kinda old
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at a 71% success rate.
yeah, i wish they’d stop.
by Trooper on Aug 5, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why don't you go over to Twinkie Town already
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol, that sounds like a bad theme park in Wisconsin
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tommy Bartlett's Twinkie Town!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because it's dismal over there too.
6-3
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The dreaded momentum shift...
We doom.
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 5, 2008 11:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit where's the video of Che's home run?
The revolution wasn’t televised?
Wow, that was too easy.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good hands, OC.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Easy Heat!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
West breeze!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whose bullpen is this?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Easy Heat says fuck all youz bitches
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is this rodney's third inning?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You are correct sir
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least we won't see him tomorrow.
maybe not thursday.
by Trooper on Aug 5, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q, Q, lama sabachthani!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
truly he is king of kings
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck me. Take, take, take, take. Too much swingy. Not enough takey.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 5, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tommy want wingy?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bad brain
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fucksticks!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Worst.approach.evar.against.Rodney.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was there a team initiative to shave?
Q and Paulie looked pretty crisp on the tee vee.
Q just trying to please everyone. Just do what your heart tells you to baby!!!!
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
something something inner thigh
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmmfao
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawk: "He's got bad numbers against everybody else."
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who called the 4-hour game?
Well over now.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh no
might have to get scott kazmir up in the ‘pen
by convergejd on Aug 5, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So why is Coop managing tonight?
Whats Joeys job? Is he there to do anything other than laugh at Ozzies jokes?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well taking didn't work.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
clearly.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that was just one AB...
Rodney had 16 walks in 18.1 IP before this outing.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_in_cheek
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quite drole indeed jim.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
droll*
i fial.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Though not in French
drole is correct.
Too bad we’re in ‘merica.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, in French it would be drôle
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True, and I would have indicated that if I knew how to do that shit.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck this umpire dudes
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeesh, that was ugly
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Zumaya is still available but he would be an improvement.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like a strike on gameday
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't say I like this matchup.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 5, 2008 11:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like it a little less.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always liked that matchup.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ohhhhhhh shit
thank god!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus, almost a homer...
Expecting 3 innings from Thornton is a bit much.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually Hawk
it’s the wrong size and the right shape.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wrong team
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
EASTWARD HEAT
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woot! easy heat!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL, from the scariest AB ever to a strikeout.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Easy heat with the comeback!
2 more outs you warrior you
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
EASTBOUND HEAT!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
easterly heat!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sit down bitch!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I AM MATT THORNTON
YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thornton trying to lower his ERA by half a run in one outing.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dane Sardinha is not a real name.
Check his ID.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Career minor leaguer?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good God what is this
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BULLPEN?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Suddenly Matt Thornton's balls grew three sizes that day
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this umpire is so damn one-sided
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who is your avatar?
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
EAST MEETS WEST HEAT!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice matty
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ahhhh hells yeah!
thornton was fucking great!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that sig is wrong
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
as in so awesome its wrong?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh i'm grand that you feel that way
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love that movie.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am all that is man!
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
team ramrod
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats car ramrod.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thornton's line: 2.2 IP, 0 H, 0 ER, 0 BB, 5 SO
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thornton's line: I fucking annilhated your lineup
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sick stick save by matt. he is earning the right to try out as a fifth starter next season.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 5, 2008 11:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if I agree with that...
He has two good pitches - fastball and slider - but nothing after that. I think he would start getting roped around the fourth inning.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time to bring the Awesome
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 5, 2008 11:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go go nick nick go go
i’ll give it a full inning.
by Trooper on Aug 5, 2008 11:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go go nick nick go go
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swish likes to take pitches.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I predict a better approach from Swish.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 5, 2008 11:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
different pitcher.
APPLES TO CRANBERRIES
by Trooper on Aug 5, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He usually tries doing good.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thorton said fuck your couch
Can the offense do the same plz?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ohhhh for the sound lol
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Twins.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how many packs has leyland gone through in the dugout tonight
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Taking pitches doesn't seem to work.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not to sound like Hawk but that was a bad call by the ump.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stupid ass umpires
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
holy shit
that is fucking garbage
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Justify your existence, Griff.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
tremendous speed
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Triple scores him
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, easy play at the plate.
Have you seen that caboose?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Griffey's got that single to right thing down
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey we have Ken Griffey Jr!
Pad that 0-5 line.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
1-6
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you pinch run Wise?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and risk pulling your starting CFer?
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 5, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't pull a Gold Glover.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A million times yes
If only Wise wasn’t stupid when it came to baserunning.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would think surely
even if the lineup would rollover back to griff he’s gotta be dying out there
by Trooper on Aug 5, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, still on the bench.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss Ozzie.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i still miss pablo
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss winning
Friday was a summer’s wind ago.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ship needs it captain.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BA bagged and orion slave girl
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bagged an orion...
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Griffey can get into scoring position by himself, no biggie.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit Che
Fatty you’re our only hope.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Renteria the SS that OCab is fueding with?
by Grinder in Training on Aug 5, 2008 11:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Correct.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great offense we are seeing here.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I believe the term we're looking for is "Bleaagrhhhh"
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 5, 2008 11:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
somebody's gonna have to wear the shirt.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahhhhh shit
fatty! WHY!?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
should you even ask that
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yarghhhhhhhhhh
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i stayed this long
whats a few more?
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Do they want Easy to throw more innings than Floyd today?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not like that is too hard.
Our bullpen is going on its 8th inning of work.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only way the Sox are going to win this is with a walkoff homer.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Leadoff single.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thornton is now a longman.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shit and granderson is up
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This team's mascot should be the old guy in those Naked Gun movies
Bumbling, stupid, but somehow will get the job done.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Please keep this shit infield
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
there is another thread
i am drunk however
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yay!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i see nessie!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, just put Nessie in.
Automatic win.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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