Game 112: Gamethread #5
Swisher hits a walkoff 3-run HR in the 14th!
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just wanted to tune in to mention
that there was a poster behind right handed batter during Thorndogg’s last inning that said, “Tigers, Epic Fail” which I thought was hilarious.
Mea culpa if it’s mentioned, though I did take a quick peak at the last thread
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 5, 2008 11:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
awesome, did you get a pic?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unfortunately no
but i got a huge laugh out of it at least
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was low
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
URIBE!!!
what a cut on 0-2. mercy.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
another no call from the umpire
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
alright! pops it up
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that fucking 1-1 pitch to granderson was a strike
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wooh.
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, Granderson...
Thought that might be a double play.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uppercutted that bunt.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rally completion thread!!!!

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking HGH head up.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fucksticks....
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And this ballgame is OVA.
Worst loss of the season.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Really?
God, you’re fucking stupid.
This team comes back from five runs down and the bullpen throws nine innings of solid ball and you say it’s the worst loss of the year. Par for the course.
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So they couldn't push across one run in 5 innings but now they are going to score at least 2?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They blew out their entire bullpen in a loss...
All they had to do was score one run in 5 innings. That is awful.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps I'd take your argument remotely seriously...
...if you didn’t say this shit after every single loss.
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 5, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is for you both....

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This has certainly gone to a dark place.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Least there arent any swastikas in this one.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shit is getting real.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like it a lot.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dig it.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow.
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think we've all been there. right?
right?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we've had too many of those lately
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory

Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
shitcock
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
u= total fuckwad.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 6:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
:-(
hjk
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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thornton doesn't deserve this.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh fuck
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2 homers by Polanco?
C’mon…
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame you and pierzynskirules
for this loss.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
though its still not over but fuck it.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahh whatever
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't blame
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time to vulture a win, Nessie.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's just total weaksauce
Thornton does not deserve this loss.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
now i'm pissed. i've been watching for 5 fucking hours. ugh.
i liked how thornton had to stay in until he gave up a run.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, never saw that golden streak ending...
wtf.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And that's what happens when you can't push across one measly run in 5 innings at home.
Pretty sad.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pardon?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
... and the Twins are winning.
What a happy thread this turned out to be.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad time to announce the Twins just took the lead in the top of the 8th?
fuck me.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you are DFA'd
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
presents clam chowder*
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ohhhh this sucks for thornton
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
8 runs won't win this game
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nessie hopefully gets to steal another win
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And the Twins take the lead...
Great night of baseball.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
For you it is...
Did you clean the spunk off your keyboard yet?
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 5, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He uses tissue.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought for sure that the Sox would win this game...
they have amazed me with their futility in extra innings when one run wins the damn game.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
coming into tonight they are 5-2 in extra innings
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just talking about tonight's game...
5 innings scoreless when all they had to do is score one run is terrible.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if i wasn't sane i would beat the hell out of you.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Being sane just means you had a reason.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i got about 543 reasons
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dont we all?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and a bitch ain't one?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FACT: The game is not over yet.
FACT: The White Sox still have fight in them.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 11:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we now won't be able to use thornton for the rest of the series, if not longer
how many games behind when the tigers leave town?
by uofcdood on Aug 5, 2008 11:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why worry man?
The Twins already won the world series. This is just window dressing.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it looks like the Panic Wagon has rolled into town.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They've set up camp since May
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
well I guess the season is over if we don’t win this one folks
by 815Sox on Aug 5, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean its not like
most of us expected us to be in 4th place or worse at this point
by 815Sox on Aug 5, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This team is dooooooooooooooomed.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
goodnight everyone.
i’m going to have nightmares.
let’s hope the m’s pull something out of their asses.
(notice my complete apathetic approach to commenting. all lower-case. very uncharacteristic. i’ve given up. fuck this.)
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why not pull out Thorton when the damage is done.
Leyland replaced Rodney with a new reliever. What the hell was OZ thinking? I knew Thorton would fail if he continued pitching for one more and then another more.
by zj-uic on Aug 5, 2008 11:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie isn't managing.
And it’s not 2009.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go back to hell
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
top of the order to ya'
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Best post of the thread.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Aug 6, 2008 5:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Avoid the DP.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Avoid it? I say bring it on!
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rally single!
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
whatya think zumaya has been eating for the last 5 hours?
by Trooper on Aug 5, 2008 11:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He just ate Pierzynski's bat.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is he full?
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bring it Q!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that sounded weird as fuck
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I would've dropped that ball, tossed it to second, and put AJ on base.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
tigers don't play smart ball
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How loudly did AJ scream this time?
Come onnnn Q
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta love the swinging for the fences by Pierzynski...
Nice uppercut.
You would think that after 5 scoreless innings that he would try something else.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go back to hell
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
F-Bomb.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
double
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
base hitttttt Q!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn, looked like he could try for home
by Trooper on Aug 5, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and then remembered its not tied anymore :(
tears.
by Trooper on Aug 6, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wooooooooooooooooooo.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dye, hit a fucking single now... or a homerun.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Whatever... teams don't get 6 innings to prove themselves
If they can’t score in 5, they’re shit
by CatBrains on Aug 6, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your negative mojo does not jive with the happy go lucky Sox
Save the fights for post game threads.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
b-b-but... I'm trying to defend logic!
by CatBrains on Aug 6, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Logic died like 8 innings ago
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i slapped the taste out of it's mouth.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you like violence too much
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY DICK JUST EXPLODED LIKE ELMER FUDD'S GUN
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ha!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the visual.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i rather enjoyed it
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rally double by Q!
Come on JD
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ohhhhh for the single JD
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit, swinging at the inside shit still.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:01 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And again.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go back to hell
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a take by JD
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:01 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No one distract JD!
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:01 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ROFL, nice bobble.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOT SUCKY TIGERS D!
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!
Flyball, Jimmy.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mercy!
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he bootted the fucking ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JD!
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
unlucky
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woo
hoo
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Massive De Ja Vu...
Didn’t the Sox have the same thing happen in another game?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go back to hell
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dear jim thome
fly ball plz!
NO DP!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhhhh so damn lucky
Come on Big Jim
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
About time...
Renteria’s been playing over his head all night defensively.
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 6, 2008 12:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thome.just.make.fucking.contact.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
as long
as its not a DP
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 6, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go back to hell
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Either way my Bloodsport .gif is being posted
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck, 1-2 count.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go back to hell
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thome in the hole
fuckcockballsshit
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
backwards k
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just k there.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
look he struck out
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brutal.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go back to hell
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, get some new shtick.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something about a pot and a kettle...
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 6, 2008 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
what he said.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it's up to Paulie.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMNIT!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh.
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wacktastic
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Paulie with a walkoff
in the 14th and 15th this year??
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 6, 2008 12:06 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
edit
I am dumb. and tired
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 6, 2008 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
GRRR, I TAKE RESULTS AS INDICATIONS OF A PLAYER'S CHARACTER!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 12:06 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LEYLAND IS GUTS
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:06 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I mean, Swisher.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 12:06 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
At least the Mariners scored... according to Gameday.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:06 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go back to hell
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eat a dick.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go back to hell
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stop posting the score!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's go awesome!
DIRTY THIRTY!!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:07 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hi mr swisher.
my mommy will blow you for a single.
i will blow you for a double.
by Trooper on Aug 6, 2008 12:07 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll join in for a HR
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll take pictures
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when is this gonna go down troop and ozzie
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seatlle
up 8-7
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay, Seattle takes the lead back.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OMFG.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHSEKIER:
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WORST GAME EVER.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SHITCOCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
These were much easier to take in June
I’m too old for this shit!
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2nd best post of the thread.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Aug 6, 2008 5:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SWISHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHO WAS RIGHT BITCHES
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i was at 11:49pm
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 1:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SWISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WORST GAME OF THE YEAR!
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Swishhhh
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I suck...
the Sox don’t.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 32 recs
Greatest comment on this site EVAR
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
everybody rec this comment!!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
done and done
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rec'd
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this could end up being the most rec'd comment in SSS history
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Done
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 6:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome...it's up to 20 recs so far....
we should have a post just for that comment.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 8:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE INTERNET BELONGS TO YOU
CHERISH IT
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Finally something we can all agree on.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
count me in
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Aug 6, 2008 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MERCY
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ssh ruined this game for me
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YESSS I GET TO BLOW SWISHER

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ME NEXT!!!
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oooh la la so sexy!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'M TAKING PICTURES
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should've brought him in during the 10th.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHITCOCK = VICTORY!
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:09 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AND THE M'S TOOK THE LEAD AGAIN IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 8TH!
THIS NIGHT IS LOOKING UP!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 12:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
To quote myself...
Only way the Sox win is on a walkoff.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go back to hell
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol i knew that one was coming
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good thing they are adept at the homer huh
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A few singles in a row would have won it much sooner...
not that I’m complaining. But these guys go into total pull-homerun mode in extra innings.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are complaining
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
6-2 in extras sucks
they would be at least 7-1 if they could hit singles.
by Trooper on Aug 6, 2008 1:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah....Seattle up 8-7
Those scrappers come back twice against God’s team?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and there's fatty 2 with the shaving cream
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
celebrate bitches!!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:11 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
furthur evidence to the fact
nessie=automatic victory!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:11 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No more Jr. in CF for the love of God.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahhhh yeah buddy
i got that up there too
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT OUR BULLPEN JUST DID.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 12:12 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This thread is done with anyways so AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SOX FUKIN ROOL
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:12 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
WOW!!
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
!!!!!!!!
nmb
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROFL, WTF?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no nessie did
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OOPS MISSED THAT IN MY ANGER.
the legend of nessie the vulture grows.
by Trooper on Aug 6, 2008 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you see thornton on swish's hr?
first guy out of the dugout. fist-pumping galore.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 12:13 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I assume that if (and this remains a big if)
the Sox win this thing, tonight is the night that everyone will point to.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 6, 2008 12:13 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this is 2008's JOOOOEEE CREEEEDEE game
by Trooper on Aug 6, 2008 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
swish and pk hit homers. i thought i'd say that a little more often this year.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
but I think you can point to about six other games you can point to
by El Duque's Raft on Aug 6, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pointing to you.
‘Cause I like the cut of your jib.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
point to what you meant!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my dyslexia comes out after midnight
by El Duque's Raft on Aug 6, 2008 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cheat can sympathize.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah we could just as easily say
The brawl on Sunday “ignited” the team.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Sunday’s brawl “ignited” the team
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOAAAARD YYYYYYYYYYYYESSSSSSSS

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 12:13 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BBQ IS RIGHT!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was nathan that seattle scored against and took the lead
by zj-uic on Aug 6, 2008 12:14 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And it was a 2-out hit with RISP.
The night is thick with irony.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 6, 2008 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i told you 8 runs won't win this game
if i wasn’t sane i would beat the hell out of you.
go back to hell.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:16 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
such violence
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ssh makes me angry
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ya buehrleman!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta love Hawk's game winning calls
Simultaneously dying and being utterly elated, mercy!!
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:17 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It was so good. I think he was crying.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHO WANTS TO BE POPE OF THE NEW RELIGION I JUST INVENTED
IT’S CALLED SWISHALICIOUSISM
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 12:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SIGN ME UP DUDE
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
where the fuck were you colin?!?!?!?!?! hahaha
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can share the church space with my own religion for Q!, JD and Che
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
zen uribeism
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Instead of nightmares, I shall now depart to have (Swisher) sweet dreams.
That game rivals July 2nd, 2003 (vs Twins) as one of my favorites.
Good night! For real this time!
SOX WINNER!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 12:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You POS.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cora talking to the media
compelling
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
placido will cry himself to sleep tonight on his gigantic pillow.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 12:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HEED! PANTS! NOOW!
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
One of the funniest movie moments for me, ever.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 6:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you call his forehead that too?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hit away from taking lead
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One more thing...
TWINS LOSE!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 12:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
now that just takes all
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
perfect
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow we fucking flew through 5 threads tonight
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Most commented on game this season?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
one per hour....
and LL only has one for the whole game again. How hairy!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't die now
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's not hitting against us though
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not anymore.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
somebody needs to make a fanpost or something with all of the photoshopped pics in it
they’re the shit
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:24 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How does Cheat write coherent recaps after these kinds of games?
My bowels are probably no looser than Hawk’s at this point.
Oh, and Twins lose cause they fucking suck.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:24 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
solo first place again! what is that 107 days in a row now?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 12:25 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro puts the Piranhas away
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 12:25 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOT!!
Great day for the Sox and Sox fans alike.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but not for ssh
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least he admits he sucks, its a step in the right direction.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you know
if i wasn’t sane i would beat the hell out of him?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am aware yes.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1925 straight days of being in first in the ALC
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 12:26 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
REE JECTED
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:26 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
imagine if tonight's game would've been blog night
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:27 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Larry would go AHHHHH in real life?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's official....we love the Sox a little too much
Post count for this game as of 12:26=1794
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:28 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ssh's posts shouldn't count
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cocaine is a helluva drug
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What did the five fingers say to the face?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go back to hell?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SLAP!
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you like that saying or what?
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was there for the first 9 innings tonight
The crowd after Ramirez’s homerun was probably the loudest I’ve ever heard
by El Duque's Raft on Aug 6, 2008 12:29 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i've got that as q!'s 31st multi-hit game and 2nd 4 hit game.
he’s my hero!
swish was good today, too.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 12:31 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah he's ok
7 runs scored with 2 outs as well.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone who hasnt rec'd SSHs comment plz do so.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i recommend he go back to hell
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well thats fine and dandy as well.
lucky for him youre sane huh?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lucky.......
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still think you kids will end up together
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 6:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just left a bar in michigan
everyone was really pissed but me, but a tiger fan bought me a shot of barcardi 151 i dont know if it was for good or for bad, but im really fucked up right up right now and we beat them. fuck detroit and fuck you
by tdegard on Aug 6, 2008 12:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this game was tits.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 12:44 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
How does this not get flagged
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No language, no nudity...
I almost want to flag it for not having either of those things.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Naturally it gets 2 recs
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just saw the catch Captain Grindy made today
Padded walls are for pussies
by El Duque's Raft on Aug 6, 2008 12:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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