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Game 112: Gamethread #5

Swisher hits a walkoff 3-run HR in the 14th!

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just wanted to tune in to mention

that there was a poster behind right handed batter during Thorndogg’s last inning that said, “Tigers, Epic Fail” which I thought was hilarious.

Mea culpa if it’s mentioned, though I did take a quick peak at the last thread

by jeeves on Aug 5, 2008 11:35 PM CDT reply actions  

awesome, did you get a pic?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

unfortunately no

but i got a huge laugh out of it at least

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

that was low

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:37 PM CDT reply actions  

URIBE!!!

what a cut on 0-2. mercy.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:42 PM CDT reply actions  

another no call from the umpire

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

alright! pops it up

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

wooh.

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks, Granderson...

Thought that might be a double play.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Rally completion thread!!!!

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking HGH head up.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:47 PM CDT reply actions  

fucksticks....

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

And this ballgame is OVA.

Worst loss of the season.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Really?

God, you’re fucking stupid.

This team comes back from five runs down and the bullpen throws nine innings of solid ball and you say it’s the worst loss of the year. Par for the course.

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

They blew out their entire bullpen in a loss...

All they had to do was score one run in 5 innings. That is awful.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Perhaps I'd take your argument remotely seriously...

...if you didn’t say this shit after every single loss.

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 5, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is for you both....

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

This has certainly gone to a dark place.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 5, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Least there arent any swastikas in this one.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit is getting real.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

i like it a lot.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dig it.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow.

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think we've all been there. right?

right?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

of course

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

we've had too many of those lately

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

shitcock

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

u= total fuckwad.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 6:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

:-(

hjk

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Poop

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh fuck

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

damn

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

2 homers by Polanco?

C’mon…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I blame you and pierzynskirules

for this loss.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

though its still not over but fuck it.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

ahh whatever

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't blame

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

me

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's just total weaksauce

Thornton does not deserve this loss.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

now i'm pissed. i've been watching for 5 fucking hours. ugh.

i liked how thornton had to stay in until he gave up a run.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah, never saw that golden streak ending...

wtf.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bad time to announce the Twins just took the lead in the top of the 8th?

fuck me.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT reply actions  

you are DFA'd

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

presents clam chowder*

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

ohhhh this sucks for thornton

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT reply actions  

8 runs won't win this game

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Nessie hopefully gets to steal another win

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:51 PM CDT reply actions  

And the Twins take the lead...

Great night of baseball.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:51 PM CDT reply actions  

For you it is...

Did you clean the spunk off your keyboard yet?

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 5, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

He uses tissue.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought for sure that the Sox would win this game...

they have amazed me with their futility in extra innings when one run wins the damn game.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

coming into tonight they are 5-2 in extra innings

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was just talking about tonight's game...

5 innings scoreless when all they had to do is score one run is terrible.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Being sane just means you had a reason.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

i got about 543 reasons

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dont we all?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

shitcock

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

FACT: The game is not over yet.

FACT: The White Sox still have fight in them.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 5, 2008 11:53 PM CDT reply actions  

They've set up camp since May

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

well I guess the season is over if we don’t win this one folks

by 815Sox on Aug 5, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mean its not like

most of us expected us to be in 4th place or worse at this point

by 815Sox on Aug 5, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

This team is dooooooooooooooomed.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions  

goodnight everyone.

i’m going to have nightmares.

let’s hope the m’s pull something out of their asses.

(notice my complete apathetic approach to commenting. all lower-case. very uncharacteristic. i’ve given up. fuck this.)

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 5, 2008 11:55 PM CDT reply actions  

why not pull out Thorton when the damage is done.

Leyland replaced Rodney with a new reliever. What the hell was OZ thinking? I knew Thorton would fail if he continued pitching for one more and then another more.

by zj-uic on Aug 5, 2008 11:55 PM CDT reply actions  

go back to hell

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

top of the order to ya'

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Avoid it? I say bring it on!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 5, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rally single!

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:56 PM CDT reply actions  

shitcock

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

He just ate Pierzynski's bat.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

is he full?

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

bring it Q!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:57 PM CDT reply actions  

that sounded weird as fuck

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:57 PM CDT reply actions  

tigers don't play smart ball

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

How loudly did AJ scream this time?

Come onnnn Q

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 5, 2008 11:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Gotta love the swinging for the fences by Pierzynski...

Nice uppercut.

You would think that after 5 scoreless innings that he would try something else.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 5, 2008 11:58 PM CDT reply actions  

shitcock

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 5, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

go back to hell

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 5, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

double

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 5, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by thecip on Aug 5, 2008 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

fial?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

base hitttttt Q!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 5, 2008 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Your negative mojo does not jive with the happy go lucky Sox

Save the fights for post game threads.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Logic died like 8 innings ago

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

i slapped the taste out of it's mouth.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

you like violence too much

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

MY DICK JUST EXPLODED LIKE ELMER FUDD'S GUN

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:00 AM CDT reply actions  

ha!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the visual.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

i rather enjoyed it

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rally double by Q!

Come on JD

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:00 AM CDT reply actions  

ohhhhh for the single JD

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:00 AM CDT reply actions  

And again.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

why?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

go back to hell

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

shitcock

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

what a take by JD

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:01 AM CDT reply actions  

No one distract JD!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:01 AM CDT reply actions  

ROFL, nice bobble.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions  

YES!

Flyball, Jimmy.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions  

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mercy!

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions  

he bootted the fucking ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions  

JD!

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions  

unlucky

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions  

woo

hoo

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions  

Massive De Ja Vu...

Didn’t the Sox have the same thing happen in another game?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions  

go back to hell

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

dear jim thome

fly ball plz!

NO DP!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions  

Ohhhhhh so damn lucky

Come on Big Jim

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions  

About time...

Renteria’s been playing over his head all night defensively.

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 6, 2008 12:04 AM CDT reply actions  

Thome.just.make.fucking.contact.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:04 AM CDT reply actions  

as long

as its not a DP

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Aug 6, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

go back to hell

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Either way my Bloodsport .gif is being posted

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck, 1-2 count.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

go back to hell

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

thome in the hole

fuckcockballsshit

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

backwards k

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

just k there.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

look he struck out

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Brutal.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

swish

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

fuck

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

DAMNIT!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

ugh.

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

Wacktastic

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

Paulie with a walkoff

in the 14th and 15th this year??

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Aug 6, 2008 12:06 AM CDT reply actions  

edit

I am dumb. and tired

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Aug 6, 2008 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

LEYLAND IS GUTS

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:06 AM CDT reply actions  

go back to hell

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Eat a dick.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

go back to hell

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

stop posting the score!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

let's go awesome!

DIRTY THIRTY!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:07 AM CDT reply actions  

hi mr swisher.

my mommy will blow you for a single.
i will blow you for a double.

by Trooper on Aug 6, 2008 12:07 AM CDT reply actions  

I'll join in for a HR

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'll take pictures

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

when is this gonna go down troop and ozzie

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

seatlle

up 8-7

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

Yay, Seattle takes the lead back.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

OMFG.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

SWISH!!!!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHSEKIER:

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

These were much easier to take in June

I’m too old for this shit!

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

SWISHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SWISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

Swishhhh

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

Greatest comment on this site EVAR

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd!!!!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

HUGS!!!

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

everybody rec this comment!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

done and done

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Done

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 6:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome...it's up to 20 recs so far....

we should have a post just for that comment.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 8:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

THE INTERNET BELONGS TO YOU

CHERISH IT

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Finally something we can all agree on.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

count me in

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Aug 6, 2008 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

MERCY

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

ssh ruined this game for me

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

FUCK YESSS I GET TO BLOW SWISHER

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

ME NEXT!!!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

oooh la la so sexy!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'M TAKING PICTURES

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 6, 2008 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

SHITCOCK = VICTORY!

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:09 AM CDT reply actions  

AND THE M'S TOOK THE LEAD AGAIN IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 8TH!

THIS NIGHT IS LOOKING UP!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 12:10 AM CDT reply actions  

To quote myself...

Only way the Sox win is on a walkoff.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:10 AM CDT reply actions  

go back to hell

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 6, 2008 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol i knew that one was coming

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good thing they are adept at the homer huh

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

A few singles in a row would have won it much sooner...

not that I’m complaining. But these guys go into total pull-homerun mode in extra innings.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

6-2 in extras sucks

they would be at least 7-1 if they could hit singles.

by Trooper on Aug 6, 2008 1:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah....Seattle up 8-7

Those scrappers come back twice against God’s team?

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:10 AM CDT reply actions  

and there's fatty 2 with the shaving cream

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:10 AM CDT reply actions  

celebrate bitches!!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:11 AM CDT reply actions  

furthur evidence to the fact

nessie=automatic victory!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:11 AM CDT reply actions  

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

To quote myself:

C’mon, just put Nessie in.

Automatic win.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 12:11 AM CDT reply actions  

ahhhh yeah buddy

i got that up there too

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT OUR BULLPEN JUST DID.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 12:12 AM CDT reply actions  

This thread is done with anyways so AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SOX FUKIN ROOL

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:12 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

WOW!!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

!!!!!!!!

nmb

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

ROFL, WTF?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

no nessie did

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 6, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

OOPS MISSED THAT IN MY ANGER.

the legend of nessie the vulture grows.

by Trooper on Aug 6, 2008 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

you see thornton on swish's hr?

first guy out of the dugout. fist-pumping galore.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 12:13 AM CDT reply actions  

I assume that if (and this remains a big if)

the Sox win this thing, tonight is the night that everyone will point to.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 6, 2008 12:13 AM CDT reply actions  

swish and pk hit homers. i thought i'd say that a little more often this year.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

but I think you can point to about six other games you can point to

by El Duque's Raft on Aug 6, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pointing to you.

‘Cause I like the cut of your jib.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

point to what you meant!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah we could just as easily say

The brawl on Sunday “ignited” the team.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

That Sunday’s brawl “ignited” the team

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions