Afternoon Open Thread
by The Cheat on Aug 6, 2008 12:55 PM CDT
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Print10 pitches into his outing, just minutes after fist pitch, Gavin Floyd gave up a 2-run HR to put the White Sox behind. For the next 5 hours--I'm rounding here--the Sox never once had the lead... until Swisher's HR.
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The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
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The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
been using those pretty regularly here
and linking to them. they is free, dudes.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
larry, you are a disturbing individual.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 6, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
guys, as a public service i'm posting this link.
it’s si’s favre tracker. updated multiple times an hour with such hard-hitting, investigative reporting as this:
A Cessna Citation registered to a Wisconsin home building company left Green Bay’s Austin Straubel International Airport at 1:27 p.m. eastern time, bound for Hattiesburg, Miss., according to a flight tracking Web site. Is Favre on the plane? We don’t know, but, needless to say, there are no regularly scheduled flights between Green Bay and Hattiesburg.
While this certainly makes it seem as if there has been some movement in the Favre-Packers standoff, remember, the flight could be a coincidence.
Back in 2004, when the University of Florida was looking for a football coach, a plane left Gainesville bound for Salt Lake City, the home of then-Utah coach Urban Meyer. Intrepid reporter Jeff Darlington, now of the Miami Herald but then of the Orlando Sentinel, rushed to Gainesville’s tiny airport to confirm what he’d seen using flight-tracking software. Darlington banged on the locked door of the near-empty airport until an airport employee finally emerged. Darlington asked whether Florida athletic director Jeremy Foley had been on the plane bound for Salt Lake City.
No, the employee told the reporter. The star passenger on that plane was a liver in an ice chest, headed to Utah for a transplant.
But, if Favre is on that plane, he’s about to enter Illinois airspace.
Breaking News?!: Favre Refuses Trade To Tampa Bay
... Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle has the state militia on standby should Favre be traded.http://chipshots.chipramsey.com/2008/08/06/breaking-newsfavre-refuses-trade-to-tampa-bay.aspx
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Why? They are surely used in GB.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i watched sports center last night and it felt like they devoted half the fucking hour
to that bullshit. even asked tiger fucking woods about it. what the hell? who gives a shit? the twins-white sox thing was hugely exciting and has all sorts of implications and narrative packed to the fucking rim and they get cursory highlights. fuck this shit.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Get in the shower, already
You’ve only got 3+ hours to get ready for the game, c.
And your girlfriend is steppin’ out with SSH. Wake up, man!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
My wife would kill me if she found out I had a broad on the side.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Is that a rhetorical question, or do we have a real vote?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Whereas apparently Colin doesn't give two shits.
If I were his charts, he would have killed you by now.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Time for some sneaky POS to sneak in and sweep you off your feet while you're hurt and vulnerable.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Would YOU be such a POS, Hazer?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
yeah they did spend a half hour talking about it
and made a huge deal out of jason bay’s hit that rolled on the top of the fence…which was kinda cool…but they didn’t have to give the flashback from the yankees game…favrebosoxcenter continually pisses me off with that shit…
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
track it!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
People Who Love Brett Favre, In Trading Card Form
http://deadspin.com/5033741/people-who-love-brett-favre-in-trading-card-form
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
i think dude's head weights about a buck eighty...no way he sits at 222.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 6, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-06-white-sox-brite-chicagoaug06,0,2780464.story
“I wish we were like 10 games up or 20 games down, then I’d get a 10-game suspension,” Guillen said after the penalties were handed down in the wake of Sunday’s fight with Kansas City. “But my team is going through a pretty tough time right now, and I have to be with them 100 percent. I let my club down for two days.”
AIM: SouthSideCheat
ticket sales
The White Sox have sold 2.31 million tickets for 2008, already the seventh-highest total in franchise history.http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080805&content_id=3257645&vkey=news_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
we love our Q! and Che!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Hey!
Don’t forget JD.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
But remember...
Kenny can’t spend a dollar if he only has fifty cents.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
predictable.
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
C'mon...
How much more ridiculous does that comment look considering the Sox attendance these past few seasons? It was ridiculous enough when he originally said it.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
if somebody can cue up the real numbers, taht would be great
but the sox project 2008 budget was ranked 6th in MLB at 118mill, only 2mill behind your beloved Cubs ranked 5th.
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
projected not project
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
what the fuck are you talking about now?
research project. list the white sox payrolls for the past five seasons.
Some muthafuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
dude, your wire references are wearing thin
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
That ain't all
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
hehe
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Forget it - he's on a roll.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm still waiting for the Sox to sign their first big free agent since Albert Belle...
Would anyone not want Torii Hunter over Griffey right now?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
are you fucking kidding me???
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
you got me
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
why the hell would they?
it’s a terrible market full of old players with declining skills.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
everyone good is getting locked up long term,
unless the farm gets in better shape well have to rely on trades and Kennys magic to get major league talent.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
in other words
keep being smart and more efficient than the other teams?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Which is kinda fun, if you've never tried it.
not that I’ve done it, but I’ve heard from people….
/runs away quickly.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
those are his fault too, yo. (wire reference #2124392)
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 6, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I liked how the scoreboard looked last night -
14th inning aside, Detroit got all their runs in 2 innings, whereas we slowly chipped away at that lead, inning-by-inning, a run or two here and there, until finally, Che put an end to the chipping.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
i still don't know how he hit that ball out
but i don’t care!!!! Che Che Che Che!!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
I know, our long balls were barely that.
I’m still wondering how Q!’s high pop-up to left got over the fence.
Wouldn’t have made it if, say, Hunter was out there…hell, I could’ve stolen that homer. Hawk didn’t even call it right away.
That was a bit of luck too.
SSH is right.
We shouldn’t have won….
:P
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
(To colin)
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
nah.
I still think us kids will end up together.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
The funny part, is that Colin has never once replied to one of these comments.
Aside from the Sid and Nancy one…but I think he just hit reply to the wrong comment or something….
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
This is starting to play out like a Meg Ryan movie circa 1998
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
and the alanis song that goes with it.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 6, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope we get a QS tonight...
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 1:46 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
AJ = LeBron in the hops dept.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
awesome job.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
hey thecip!
I’m glad you brought this up, cuz I have a great animated image and I was too stressed last night to ask Ozzie Montana…
How do I get my animated stuff loaded into photobucket? I loaded one and it did not move.
:(
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
It has to be an animated gif file. thats all i know.
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
I wanna have your children
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
wammy wammy wammy wammy wammy!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Holy shit I can't believe they won the game
Last update I saw was Q! batting with AJ on first, down by 2 in the bottom of the 14th. My hope was for Q! to tie it and JD to win it with back to back home runs. I’ll take these results though.
Needless to say, this made my day less gloomy (lay-offs at work are a bitch).
Sox win, sticking it to the Tiggers while the Twins lose, I can call a lot of people back now. ;)
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
How did you not finish the game with Q! up in the bottom of the 14th, down by 2, with a runner on?
Are you mental?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I was watching via gameday, it was late, and I began to slightly protrude out of my pants
watching via gameday totally blows, so it’s easy to get distracted
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
There are so many places to go with what you just said, but I choose to respond as though you didn't just set yourself up for disaster.
Gameday sucks.
I finally gave up and got an mlbtv subscription.
And now I have the privlege of spending 30 minutes at a time wtih mlb.tv “suport” when the damn games don’t stream.
Surprisingly, the woman on the line last night didn’t care that I was missing Griffey’s first Chicago home appearance.
And they call themselves “support!” Laughable! She didn’t even offer me a tissue.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
"There are so many places to go with what you just said, but I choose to respond as though you didn't just set yourself up for disaster."
Then you chose wrong. I was setting myself up, and referencing your signature in the process.
All in the name of sacrifice for the readers of this blog. It is for your collective entertainment that I am willing to make a mockery of myself, but alas, homesickalien didn’t come through when it counted (and this isn’t the first time, nyuk nyuk nyuk).
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
I passed out after my 6th Brooklyn Lager IPA at the top of the 11th
Shit is strong at 6.9%, I have a pretty nice tolerance (not really proud of it anymore, just means it costs more to get buzzed) so 6 of those is a perfect night for me.
I woke up for work at 8:30 and I checked SSS before ESPN, needless to say Cheat’s headline depressed me until I realized Sox won and he was being facetious.
ha, I knew I should have gone for the obvious protrusion/blow comment.
Wait, you were referencing my sig? I clearly didn’t catch that at first!!!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I fell asleep in front of the TV...
after the top of the 14th inning. Even with the sound turned down very low, Harrelson screaming woke me up.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 6, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
i wasn't on this board in 2005
but how crazy did the posting become when the sox 15 game lead almost disappeared?
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 2:36 PM CDT reply actions
The scars on my wrists have healed nicely, thanks.
"We were the never-say-die White Sox tonight." - Nick Swisher (8/5/08)
enough said
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
good question
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Assuming site traffic wasn't as heady as it is nowadays
But, if SSH was around, I’m sure it was glorious.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
were the game threads as epic? i think i'm going to spend some time in the archives
all the old folks are long termers, iirc. SSH, larry, WU, toonder, gater, Burb? is it weird that the under 25 crowd came later on? i didn’t really start to get into reading blogs until mgoblog, which i started reading in feb/march ‘06 iirc. i found SSS that summer.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i just started up on this one this year and am looking into more...
and get your ass to chitown colin! we need ya
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
I found SSS.....exactly on Opening Day this year
It was love at first sight.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I've been reading the site for years, on my dad's rec - has been my main source of Sox news.
Just opened account and started commenting when my dad posted the article I wrote cuz I had to defend my seating location at Sateco.
And life will probably never be the same.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Safeco*
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
again, i say
shoulda been in the upper LF seats!
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
Next year...
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
shaftr and cwskeith have been around for a long time.
the age mix has always been there. it’s not like cheat is really old or something, either. he probably was part of the under 25 crowd then, or thereabouts.
i'm 13 going on 80
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
college students vs. real people
was the split i was using. “old” was just to make you guys feel bad.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i'm thinking a category of "remembers appointments" and "can't remember" would be good.
and you’re in that with WU and chiburb etc.
yeah well it isn't like i have to know the day of the week atm
i really thought it was friday.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
difficult to figure this stuff out
what, with a reminder fanpost with the date and opposing team in the headline. and with all these date-stamped comments. tough to be a college student.
take me to bed or lose me forever, lar
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Colin doesn't say that to just anybody, Larry. You better take full advantage!
And pictures. Lots of pictures.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
he never closes his eyes anymore
when i kiss his lips
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
whoa-whoa-whoa.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
My memory is not clouded by bong resin
Just because I can’t/won’t type doesn’t mean I can’t remember. You POS. Now get your client crap done so you can go to the game. For a guy crying about being a slave to his clients you spend a lot of time regaling us with your wit.
And colin, you should probably use “
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
"
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"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
oh i see what you did there
and i prefer my references to be more confounding and without hint
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
yeah
I’m 24 now and I was around when SSS made it’s jump to the SBNation. In fact, I might have posted the first diary.
yeah but you don't count
you’re the non existent one remember?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
2005 was the year I really discovered baseball online
Was out of college and unemployed and living at my parent’s house in Charlevoix MI. Had nothing to do except follow the Sox and read blogs.
In 2006 and 2007 I kinda pulled back a bit, didn’t post hardly at all here in 2007. Came back this spring training and haven’t stopped yet. My new job this season allows more blog reading and comnmenting, thank god.
I can remember a time...
When all of that was happening, and even that it was stressful but beyond that…nothing. Guess the championship wiped some of the bad stuff away.
Optimist
Peder, you're the one that got me over to this site after I had been frequenting batgirl for a year or two
I’m fairly confident that was in late 2005, but I’m too lazy to go through my posts to see for sure.
Recent freak-out sessions aside, I remember August 2005 as butt-hole clenching, but there was much less lashing out at KW, with more harshness directed towards people pitching and hitting like shit and Ozzie’s handling of the staff / lineup. I also seem to recall a sense of “here we go again” combined with we’re all in this together as Sox fans, so I don’t remember it as being as bad as some of the recent flipping out. But that could just be time washing away bad memories or the extra rock of crack I smoked at lunch, who knows?
At any rate, a big thank you, Peder, for exposing me to the grand world of SSS. I know I’ll never be the same (for the better).
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
Oh yeah, and I remember shaftr being around on either batgirl or here
and, of course, larry was here to rip me a new one when I started posting, bastard. Thanks lar!
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
Is swishited the new BAzzle in the azzle?
I keep forgetting to add clearly to my posts.
Your initiations are the stuff of legends! They are quite amusing to watch as an outsider, but frustrating as hell when you’re the subject. Keep up the good work!
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
Ozzie picked out some awful awful lineups in '05
he wasn’t working with much, but he wasn’t helping matters at all. He’s much much better this year.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
OT - for those who doubted Jr. being played up re: a PR move
I am getting sky box tickets for the game a week from today, and the vendor who is giving them to me sent this communique (I’m excerpting). Understand the intended audience assumes we are non-White Sox fans:
This game is going to be quite exciting, not only because the White Sox are first place in their division, but also Ken Griffey Jr. was recently traded from the Cincinnati Reds to the Chicago White Sox. "Junior" is currently in 6th place for most career home runs with 608 and is dangerously close to passing Sammy Sosa and moving up to 5th place.
“Dangerously close”??? I hope an explosion doesn’t happen when Jr. passes Sammy.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Griffey isn't done with baseball yet, though.
“I don’t think I would rather do [anything] else at this point,” he said. “My oldest, Trey, wants me to stay out of the house until he goes to college. He’s a freshman in high school. So, he says four more years I have to play. He likes the ground rules when I’m not there.http://www.nwherald.com/baseball/story.php?id=1375“But I don’t know. [I want to play] until I can’t do it anymore. I don’t see that stopping anytime soon.”
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
So keep playing baseball because your son doesn't want you around
Learning from Cecil Fielder’s mistakes.
Guillen confirmed that Jose Contreras will start Saturday against Boston.http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/cs-080805-joe-crede-back-chicago-white-sox,1,6786853.story
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
This thread doesn't have enough pics. Fuck Colin's iPhone.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
Mystery illness kills nine tigers
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
Reports on Freddy Garcia are so-so
Scouts from 15 teams, including the Yankees and the Mets, watched free-agent right-hander Freddy Garcia throw in Miami on Tuesday. According to two people who were briefed on the workout by their scouts, Garcia threw his fastball 85-86 mph and looked OK but not great. One of the people said his team didn’t view Garcia as someone who could make an impact this September. ...
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Freddy?! NOT AN IMPACT PLAYER?!?
say it ain’t so!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
My favorite discovery so far:
the lone comment cracks me up.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Gotta love this post
http://www.southsidesox.com/2005/11/2/203048/103
Trading Spouses?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I went through the archives once before
The owner of the Cubs site used to post here during interleague play….I cannot for the life of me think why he doesn’t come here anymore?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
we are sooo incredibly nice to outsiders
fo sho.
that “lost in the vines” dude has a blog, iirc
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Cheat's Annoying Cricket Story
a metaphor for Cleveland that year, no doubt
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
random thought
I saw this article
Granderson still popular in home town of Chicagohttp://blog.mlive.com/cutoffman/2008/08/granderson_still_popular_in_ho.htmlDespite being one of the Detroit Tigers best young players, Curtis Granderson remains popular in his hometown of Chicago, home of the rival White Sox, and DetroitTigers.com reports he always attracts a crowd when the Tigers come to town.
and a thought came to mind:
would you trade jenks for granderson?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I'd also do that trade until larry's face fell off
perhaps until his arms and legs fell off as well. I draw the line at making him into a faceless paraplegic though.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
why would the tigers give up granderson for jenks?
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
no reason
just me brainfarting
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I remember that crazy bastard
the site is better without him, although there have been some posters since that I thought were eerily similar (but can’t come up with names right now).
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
check out cheat's lineups on that thread. not exactly easy to read.
http://www.southsidesox.com/2005/9/19/174053/125#
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
And for those of us who forget what a bad offense looks like
Sept 5, 2005:
LF Pods
2B Gooch
DH Crazy Carl
1B Paulie
CF The Legend
RF Timo
C The Widge
3B Geoff Blum
SS Juan Uribe
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
but lots of pitching, defense, and health baby
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Health?
No Frank, Crede, JD, Hermie? If you mean SP, well then I agree.
Looks like there was a reason we sucked in the beginning of Sept.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
right, with pitching!
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
still scored five runs. that was bmac's coming out party, iirc.
jet set to boston for the makeup game.
Too bad it didn't earn him a post-season roster spot
Probably the only time he’ll ever sniff the playoffs.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
As of the 9/5/05 game:
AL average batting line: .268/.330/.425
Player GS AB BA OBA SPct Paul Konerko 131 486 .278 .368 .527 Gooch 108 426 .284 .353 .451 Pods 102 414 .285 .348 .343 Aaron Rowand 126 490 .280 .332 .420 Jermaine Dye 116 444 .270 .326 .511 AJ 105 390 .267 .317 .451 Frank Thomas 28 105 .219 .315 .590 Pablo Ozuna 42 164 .274 .312 .323 Carl Everett 103 402 .261 .312 .463 Willie Harris 27 104 .250 .310 .288 Juan Uribe 119 399 .256 .299 .393 Chris Widger 32 119 .235 .289 .387 Joe Crede 107 370 .232 .285 .408 Timo Perez 36 164 .226 .273 .305 Geoff Blum 20 74 .203 .244 .297
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i nearly had it fixed before i accidentally hit space bar twice
which means enter apparently. or something.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Jarrod Washburn
is turning into a pumpkin. They should have gotten rid of him when they had the chance.
by Off the bus running on Aug 6, 2008 4:17 PM CDT reply actions
Spicy Pumpkin Soup Recipe
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Ingredients
4 Tbsp unsalted butter
2 medium yellow onions, chopped
2 teaspoons minced garlic
1/8 to 1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper
2 teaspoons curry powder
1/2 teaspoon ground coriander
Pinch ground cayenne pepper (optional)
3 (15 oz) cans 100 percent pumpkin or 6 cups of chopped roasted pumpkin*
5 cups of chicken broth (or vegetable broth for vegetarian option)
2 cups of milk
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup heavy cream
Method
1 Melt butter in a 4-quart saucepan over medium-high heat. Add onions and garlic and cook, stirring often, until softened, about 4 minutes. Add spices and stir for a minute more.
2 Add pumpkin and 5 cups of chicken broth; blend well. Bring to a boil and reduce heat, simmer for 10 to 15 minutes.
3 Transfer soup, in batches, to a blender or food processor. Cover tightly and blend until smooth. Return soup to saucepan.
4 With the soup on low heat, add brown sugar and mix. Slowly add milk while stirring to incorporate. Add cream. Adjust seasonings to taste. If a little too spicy, add more cream to cool it down. You might want to add a teaspoon of salt.
Serve in individual bowls. Sprinkle the top of each with toasted pumpkin seeds.
Serves 8.
did off the bus get swishited?
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
larry i know i've posted some stupid shit on this site, and usually contribute nothing insightful
where’s my recipe damn it!
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
here's an appetizer to tide you over until larry gets around to your main course.
Traditional Haggis 1 sheep’s pluck (stomach bag)
2 lb.. dry oatmeal
1 lb. suet
1 lb. lamb’s liver
2 1/2 cups stock
1 large chopped onion
1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper, Jamaica pepper and salt
Boil liver and parboil the onion, then mince them together. Lightly brown the oatmeal. Mix all ingredients together. Fill the sheep’s pluck with the mixture pressing it down to remove all the air, and sew up securely. Prick the haggis in several places so that it does not burst. Place haggis in boiling water and boil slowly for 4-5 hours. Serves approximately 12.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 6, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
what the fuck have we told you about this, OSFIB?
keep your goddamn mouth shut or i’m going to come to your fucking house and cut off your cock-grabbing fingers.
no, you told toonder that
get your shit together
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
"now you keep me out of this young man. i may be the commander of the fleet, but he's your father."
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 6, 2008 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I have no idea what swishited means
by Off the bus running on Aug 6, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
you will. in one way or another.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 6, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Here are Wednesday night’s lineups:
DETROIT
Raburn cf
Polanco 2b
Guillen 3b
Ordonez rf
Cabrera 1b
Sheffield dh
Thames lf
Renteria ss
Sardinha c
Verlander p
SOX
Cabrera ss
Swisher cf
Quentin lf
Dye rf
Thome dh
Konerko 1b
Ramirez 2b
Hall c
Uribe 3b
Danks p
declining skills + zero overall confidence + lifetime .347 ops in 27 pa against verlander = eeyore-tastic.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 6, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Dye may have great career numbers vs Verlander (haven't checked)
but I would’ve been open to Dye sitting (just to get some rest) and Junior in RF…otherwise lineup looks OK.
dye = .364/.417/.758/1.175 with 4 bombs in 36 pa. doesn't look like griffey has ever faced him. swisher and quentin have also fared well.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 6, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
and thome too
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah. and others. i meant the swisher and quentin comment more for why griffey isn't in the lineup in response to stanch's concern.
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 6, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
oh, right
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
is fields still alive?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
he fell into the mystery spot, hes keeping ozzie smith company.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions
i think he is
but would rather have him sit tonight with verlander pitching.
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
14 innings = no aj tonight = too bad
gas to sit against a guy he has a .344/.364/.719/1.083 line against in 33 plate appearances
"cough syrup? that's a dumb way to get loaded, jack."
at least swish is in the #2 slot
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
although would be much better to push up
q, dye, and thome.
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
i know, karstens may pull it off
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
the power of OSFIB revealed to SBnation
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
with his four strike outs last night, thome
moved into a tie for fifth place with jose canseco for the most four strikeout games in a career.
Reggie Jackson 23 Ind. Games Bo Jackson 19 Ind. Games Sammy Sosa 17 Ind. Games Rob Deer 17 Ind. Games Jose Canseco 16 Ind. Games Jim Thome 16 Ind. Games Dave Kingman 15 Ind. Games Andres Galarraga 15 Ind. Games Dick Allen 15 Ind. Games Reggie Sanders 14 Ind. Games Ray Lankford 14 Ind. Games Bobby Bonds 14 Ind. Games Cory Snyder 13 Ind. Games Jay Buhner 13 Ind. Games Lance Parrish 12 Ind. Games Pete Incaviglia 12 Ind. Games Tony Clark 12 Ind. Games
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 6, 2008 4:42 PM CDT reply actions
he's dangerously close
Show mercy. I get to watch the Rangers.
by Tim from Texas on Aug 6, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Kenny on PTI
Told Jr: “your gonna have some fun around here. We’ve got some unique personalities here”
Teammates reaction to Jr “the moment he walked in, he got good natured ribbing. Eventually learned he would have to dole it out as well. knows he’s just a piece of hte puzzle”
On Ozzie talking about throwing at people: Ozzie is the most honest human being on the planet. You have to be careful. We’re gonna be on our best behavior for the rest of the season
On Ozzie’s earlier critical comments of Kenny/coop “it’s never peaceful around here. We’re fighters. WE’re all friends.”
AIM: SouthSideCheat
wow, the market reallignment in Chi-town must have been a real mutha to the escort service industry
$12 a day for some pussy, very nice!
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
see what happens when you leave the site for more than week?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
tell me you're gonna put up the money pic with my website is worth $X, what's yours worth?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Market corrections are a mutha
And it’s $9227.20. Don’t short-change yourself.
My contribution, I believe fervently, is the .20. Others ought to weigh in as to whether you add, or subtract, value to the site, and how much. And feel free to coment on the other posters, too.
For example, larry is probably worth at least $5K hisself. But SSH is a -$10K.
We may have to do this in a FanPost.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
My worth amounts to an estimated -$1.20 because I'm better than you
you half JAP bastard.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
look for me tonight dudes in 107
i’ll be sporting my black konerko jersey! SLUMPBUSTER
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
does that mean that you're going to sleep with him as well?
or did you take care of that business last night?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
that's none of your business
details are gonna cost ya
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
whatever happens in your mouth, stays in your mouth?
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 6, 2008 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
all i'm gonna say is that when paulie puts on this little number...you can't help yourself
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Which one of you gives larry a happy ending?
For once?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i still need to get one of those
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Where is the Camaro lot?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
thats mind blogging.
I can honestly say that my mind has been boggled.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Jimmah Clausen and Pals
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
drinking fucking heineken
piss, piss, piss, piss, the dutch do not know how to make beer. none of their eyes line up properly either
Sox fan from England, marching on together
the dutch are scum.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
have you ever met one?
and from where does this anger originate?
Sox fan from England, marching on together
Its from Metalocalypse, the guitarist hates the Dutch.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metalocalypse
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe not beer
but holy shit are they good at growing plants indoors.
and dykes. can’t forget the dykes.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
dont forget about fine interior latex paints
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
or their high quality ovens
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
Who the hell are these queers?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
i thought i looked pretty good in that pic, thank you very much.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Only the high-powered men who run your favorite Sox site
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't buy it.
I want labels left to right.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
From left to right
shaftr, colin, cheat, wiz, larry
Guy lurking in the back is MM.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
you knew it was me because of the fake bake, huh? i do like to get some color.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I was referencing the pic above the Tools....
who are those queers?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Clearly they are from L to R: WU, chiburb, and ballyb
I’d think you could recognize your own father.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
i'm not crazy about their haircuts, but what's wrong with those guys?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Nothing, quite attractive fellows actually.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Optioned LHP Clayton Richard to Charlotte (Triple-A). [8/4]
Recalled RHP Adam Russell from Charlotte. [8/5]
Just a standard bit of staff management, as Jose Contreras will return to the Sox rotation this weekend, and rather than leave a slot on the staff "dead" by populating it with his temp during Richard’s rest days, they add that extra arm they may never use. Richard didn’t get the benefit of any kind of adjustment period—beyond striking out a few Rangers his first time out, he took more pastings than Ralph Wiggum’s tongue. That may prove to be significant in the weeks to come, because Richard was the best-performing pitcher in the minors that the Sox had to fall back on should any of their starters go lame. His performance should make them motivated shoppers for a low-end waivers deal for some veteran back-end rotation type, to provide insurance against injury while giving the pen a long reliever in the meantime.
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=7913#CHA
video clip from a lifetime sox fan now in new orleans
howdy…. i’ve been a sox fan since watching many games per year at comisky as a little boy.. in fact, i was AT the game in ‘83 when we clinched the division by beating seattle about a zillion games before the season was over… i think julio cruz scored for the win, but don’t quote me… in any case, i live in new orleans now, and need to go to satellite bars as often as possible to watch games…and so i read southsidesox.com often to keep abreast of tensions and releases…. i couldnt go last nite, but had a friend game-day-ing me updates constantly thru the extras..whoa!!! anyway—i am raising my 2 and a half-year old daughter as a south side sox fan…. and i am appending a clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu1j0bJuTFEof her on you tube singing take me out to the ballgame from my home in new orleans replete with sox hat sorta circa 83 cap... check it out, go white sox, and let me know when you come visit our fair city in the bayou... cheers (ps--we go to new orleans zephyrs minor league games, but she always prefers go white sox....) andy, scatterjazzvery much.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
uribe looks svelte next to this guy, and for that reason he should consider including the guy in his posse.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 6, 2008 5:39 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
is that the dude from WSI?
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably...
I think every moderator at WSI is an old, obese guy.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
"A stuffed bear??? Juanito wants stuffed pork chops!!"
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
Pics from blog night already up?
Larry’s happy go lucky attitude certainly makes much more sense now.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
It's his Overeaters Anonymous sponsor
I’m serious.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
He's en route to the game, I don't think we're getting one tonight.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
You really not going tonight?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
just like a portslut to try and change the subject.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Since when did portslut become a compound word?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
i wondered that, too, but one thing i've learned here is that colin is infallible.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
wait, infallible means gay, right?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
only if it works both ways
gay also has to mean infallible.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i thought it was one of those all infallibles are gay, but not all gays are infallible.
like all merlots are wines, but not all wines are merlots. is that a gay enough analogy for you to follow?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
so i really fag it up is what you're saying?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
you, my friend, are to faggotry what michael jordan is to basketball.
you transcend gayness and you’re also the symbol of all that is gay.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i always knew i had it in me
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
having it in you is a large part of your gift.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
so you see what i did there?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
so are we skipping setups now and just going all punchlines?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
3 true outcomes, y'know?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
fail. rec'd. flagged.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I enjoyed this exchange, thank you both.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
i immediately regret bringing mj into this convo.
he doesn’t deserve this.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
dude isn't even the best ever chicago athlete
now if you were to have brought KenWo into this.
well.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
he seems to have moved on, huh?
i was worried that one way or another sss was coming to an end.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
yeah no kidding.
i didn’t think that would end peaceably.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
you missed ssh last night.
he was actually enjoyable. regardless of the sox this site may be resurrecting itself from the dog days of summer.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
ftr i was calling larry a portslut
not that hsa isn’t. but larry is also and we already knew that about the former.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i'm not in the right state
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
and that is why you are infallible...or gay. Whichever. Portslut.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
Wow....
A. Beltre just robbed a game-leading two run bomb by D. Span….ugh. 4-3 Twinkies headed to the 8th.
you almost got that right
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
my thoughts exactly
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
and I cannot stand heineken either
the first thing I thought of when I saw that pic of MM, larry, and friends, was “heineken, fuck that shit”
Absolute swill, I tells ya.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
not a fan, either.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
whoever that lowe is sucks
really really sucks
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Did you see that willie fucking bloomquist is their DH. Talking about trying to lose. Bastards.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
he was batting second yesterday
just embarrassing. it must be hard to be a seattle sports fan.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
/pukes, wipes face. - Agreed.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
also so do the mariners in general.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Especially considering the Twins are never supposed to lose
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice!
everyone’s safe on an everett bunt.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
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