Detroit Tigers @ Chicago White Sox GameThread, Aug 6, 2008 7:11 PM CDT

	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
John Danks	8-4	22	22	0	0	0	0	130.2	126	50	48	11	35	106	3.31	1.23
Justin Verlander	8-11	23	23	1	0	0	0	146.1	129	79	73	14	58	113	4.49	1.28

Detroit Tigers	Chicago White Sox
Ryan Raburn - CF	Orlando Cabrera - SS
Placido Polanco - 2B	Nick Swisher - CF
Carlos Guillen - 3B	Carlos Quentin - LF
Magglio Ordonez - RF	Jermaine Dye - RF
Miguel Cabrera - 1B	Jim Thome - DH
Gary Sheffield - DH	Paul Konerko - 1B
Marcus Thames - LF	Alexei Ramirez - 2B
Edgar Renteria - SS	Toby Hall - C
Dane Sardinha - C	Juan Uribe - 3B

Punto just had an 8 pitch walk

and saw 0 strikes. The unwalkable object triumphs this time.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

What happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he takes first base!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hulk hogan bodyslams it

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why, oh why must we start our game thread with the word Punto?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is Plesac going for us tonight?

by VAChisox on Aug 6, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

so i didn't want anyone to talk about dark knight until i'd seen it

but now that i have i assume that everyone else has, as well. great movie, huh? gotta love all of the chicago aerial shots.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I still haven't seen it, so keep your trap shut, you fucking POS bastard!

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 6, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

maybe you didn't read my comment.

i’ve seen it and that’s all i care about.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

see rhythm is a dedicated fan

he’s holding back on seeing it (placing great mental strain upon himself) so that Dark Knight can remain number 1 even longer at the box office.

By the way, if/when you see it, I recommend shilling out the extra few bucks to see it on IMAX, it makes a difference

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah, i told myself i wasn't going to shoot my wad on dark knight until i could see it at the imax.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

went ahead and shot my wad

reloaded and then shot it again at IMAX

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i saved it until today and everyone at navy pier was soaked.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Scary Movie style?

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah, a more explicit version.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gorgeousity.

Entirely.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

as soon as it started i was geeked. panning chicago is a can't miss.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think I said this right after, but at the midnight Imax premiere, the whole crowd gasped when that opening shot came on.

I squealed like a little bitch.

Also, when the batpod appears. So geeky AWESOME!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

So awesome

and as I stated on here I didn’t watch any trailers so the Batpod was an awesome surprise that I did not see coming. The flip against the wall was so gratuitous and realy damn cool

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i loved the russian ballet bit.

that’s right up my alley.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am ashamed to say I wanted to clap when he ejected from the Batmobile.

And I even knew there was a batpod involved….just didn’t know how or when.

My favorite part – a shot that was shown in all trailers – was when the Joker was hanging out the car window and everything went silent.
Damn that was amazing.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that was my favorite snap shot from the movie

man, i could talk about dark knight all day long…t-minus 6 minutes til the Sox refocus our discussion

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

good call. that was awesome.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

the opening scene is great, too.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Seen it twice

Both times huge applause for the truck flipping sequence (even though it was in the trailers, the sound of a semi flipping over on IMAX is just geek porn).

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah

toss-up for favorite scene:
disappearing pencil or non-lethal fall

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hospital scene

harvey dent sticker is perfection and his mannerisms during the scene are fantastic

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I agree.

I still have my Harvey Dent poster hanging at my desk.
Eckhart was phenomenalllllll.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Best supporting actor nod?

And best actor nod for Ledger?

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Does anyone know why they chose Chicago over NYC?

Not that it really matters, Chicago has that great neo-classical architcture, probably moreso than NYC even, that fits the motif of Gotham City.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

costs?

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

chicago > nyc

makes the decision pretty easy to me.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Begins was also shot in Chicago

no one seems to mention this. I’m assuming that its because Dark Knight doesn’t try and hide it?

by Illini0509 on Aug 6, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thought nobody mentioned it because it was well-known.

I would hope they keep the shooting location the same for each film.
Continuity and whatnot.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Agreed.

It just seems like there’s been more buzz about Chicago being portrayed as Gotham in Dark Knight. Maybe I’m wrong?

by Illini0509 on Aug 6, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

In my opinion at least

Gotham in Dark Knight looks more like Chicago than Gotham in Batman Begins which coupled with how big this movie is may be what is drawing attention to Chicago being Gotham this time around.

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

they got so many great shots i can't imagine them leaving.

i thought everyone knew batman begins was chicago, too, but dk is dwarfing it at the box office.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Probably because it is more Imax-centric, so more focus is given to establishing shots and scenery in general?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's a good point as well

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

not to mention that bb was mostly street level shots except for a few by the river.

dk has several shots that really have never been used in film before, plus it has a lot of day time scenes.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah I think a lot of it must be due

to the popularity of dk

by Illini0509 on Aug 6, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

2008 draft update (jon mayo)

8. White Sox—Gordon Beckham: The organization feels pretty good he’ll sign, though nothing concrete has materialized as of yet.

http://draft.mlblogs.com/archives/2008/08/2008_draft_update.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nice that the twins played ahead of us

so our gamethread won’t be interrupted with twinkie updates tonight

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

wait, Colin won't be posting?

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wouldn't get my hopes up.

I imagine SSH has it TIVO’d so he will have something to watch during the White Sox game.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It already has been.

See first comment.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh NM, you said "twinkie" not "twink"

my bad.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fyi, gonna do a little manscaping in preparation for raging waves tomorrow.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 6:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

“raging waves?”
To me, a person who surfs every weekend, I assume that means something different to you, a land-locked, city-dwelling pos.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

suburban water park that i am clearly too old to be going to, but nonetheless will be going to with some co-workers.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm going next wednesday

it’s illinois’ biggest water park to the APOS above me

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Great fucking thread

One – ONE – post relating to the Sox. (Thanks, Wiz.) You have all begun the night with horseshit karma.

At least for once I’m tuning in andthe Sox are not behind in the first inning. (Oh, wait, the game hasn’t started yet.)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Plenty of lardy; you should fit right in!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

don't worry, there's going to be another 900 posts tonight pertaining to the game

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

god dammit, wu. we're gonna talk about what i want to talk about.

don’t make me angry, wu. you wouldn’t like me when i’m angry.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

so...you you thing Q! liked the dark night?

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I like how you tied in the Sox there.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

sneaky

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

DJ:

“I’m fucked up on painkillers right now.”

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

So here's the question

will it have a synergistic effect causing more insane/inane comments or will it work in the other way and turn him into a somewhat competent analyst? I’m leaning towards the fomer

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

former

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

the answer is definitively yes

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 6, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"you'll have to excuse me for a second. my broadcasting parter has turned into a purple dragon."

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was thinkin about that last night...

and I don’t think we would really be able to tell much difference between high DJ and painkiller DJ. He may as well announce – not like we’re asking him to pinch-run.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that would have the same levels of unintentional comedy as his announcing

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Speaking of throwing the first pitch (they just showed it on tv)

one of my best friends is going to throw out the first pitch on the 20th. I’m insanely jealous, though I will at least be going for that game and will get killer seats

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

consider it an opportunity to not embarrass yourself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5p8jXfiwj8

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 6, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think this is my fav

the Cincy mayor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVMiJdHTfUo

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wow, i've never seen a man throw a ball like that. amazing.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he should be a pitcher

he’d line up facing third base and catch everyone by surprise when the ball dives across the plate

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it honestly looked like he was trying to snap off a curve and he just fialed, in epic fashion.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 6, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

dean martin's daughter = bosomy

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

dean martin = awesome

as is Frankie…not completely sold on Sammy Davis Jr, though I like his cameo on All in the Family

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

sammy seems like 'a good one' though

not like that cassius clay

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i would say that is one of the greatest compliments you can pay a woman.

on par with great cook. or promiscuous. or quiet.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Obsequious is also good.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

agreed.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rumors floating that Joba has a serious shoulder injury

Possibly a torn labrum, Cashman is apparently flying into NYC to talk about it later tonight or tommorow.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

he did go visit that doctor

whathisface that performs all these surgeries on pitchers

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Andrews, in B'ham.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thank you

I was being lazy

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

from all that celebrating

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

have to wonder if starting precipitated this?

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

not really

89 innings isn’t that hefty a load

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am liveblogging for those that care

in addition to chilling here

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

8 pitch inning

nice

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

1-2-3, the tigers go down in a row. hopefully we hear more of that this evening. the bullpen needs it.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 6, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that is why fields isn't playing

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I am fine with Uribe at 3B, his out of shapeness is mitagated there

and he seems to have a better approach at the plate lately.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what are people's thoughts on Dos XX most interesting man commericals?

I think they’re hilarious

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

great ad campaign

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Never seen one!

I get the albino creep in the Sharp commercials on mlbtv and nothing more.

The nightmares have gone away, but he still irks me.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

here's one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bc0WjTT0Ps

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cool, I will check it out a little later upon my return.

Dinner is calling.
Go Sox.
GO THOME!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

bon apetit

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yumourous indeed.

I like this comment from the site – it sounds like one of us! Aside from all the grammatical errors…...most of us would do better.

hahaha… quit hiding behind your youtube account and move out of your mum’s basement. Hey, maybe you’ll be lucky enough to find somebody to tell you how to take the bus in detail to get to the preparatory school your parents paid you to go to four years ago but you were to chicken to last a whole day in.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

awesome

huge fan since they started on the radio last summer

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

love 'em. they aren't all great, but enough are.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks to all of you assholes talking about batman and making 1/2 the thread completely unreadable for those of us that haven't been to see it yet

fuck all of you, and especially MM because he couldn’t give a shit less. You are all the biggest bastards on the planet, clearly.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 6, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

funny, i didn't see any spoilers.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I avoided reading it in case there were any spoilers.

Everyone is not an asshole and I take back my “fuck all of you”, except MM, of course.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 6, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

unless you're like me and have been avoiding trailers

nothing was given away in the comments. All the specifics mentioned are in the trailer and we’re just basically praising the movie. If you skipped the whole top part, just know, IMAX is worth the additional $$

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"clearly" ^

by Illini0509 on Aug 6, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think I might just start dropping bits and pieces of the story

here and there in the threads tonight because of this comment.

Because Im a bastard. Clearly.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i do apologize. i laughed about it, too, but i also felt some sympathy.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

sympathy? that's not the MM I know.

toughen up, patsy boy, we’ve got plenty of season left.

I did skip half the comments because of the dark knight content, but I posted that sweet rant, in jest, as a response to your “so I didn’t want anyone to talk about dark knight until I’d seen it. but now that i have i assume that everyone else has, as well” because the comment seemed just a bit too narcissistic.

Nice use of commas, by the way. Who the hell do you think you are, WU?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Spoiler: Bruce Wayne is Batman

hahahahahahahaha fuck you

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What, OBP in front of Q and Dye?

Heresy.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

a non-flat world?

ridiculous!

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's what i'm talking about!

and have been asking for.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

why wouldn't you want this?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

singles, walks, i want some fucking homeruns!

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

not gonna happen

they heard SSH complaining and now they all have eliminated the uppercuts from their swings

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thank you

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

half that credit (if not more) belongs to OSFIB

good work my man, we make a good team

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Get a room, already

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what d'ya mean?

how do you think we coordinated that jinx so well? already got one at the hilton

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Paris?

Go, team!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you get some weird results when you image search that

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Done

and done.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Come on Thomer

by Illini0509 on Aug 6, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

JIMMY!

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 6, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

THOMEEMEMEMEMEME!!

a crushing.

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Woot bitches!!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

THE DAMAGE IS QUITE SEVERE

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

thomerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

x3!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I AM JI

JIM THOME

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What program did you use for the AJ/CQ animated gif?

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I used an old copy of corel photo paint.

its the only why i know how to make animated gifs though i think you can do it on photoshop

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thanks!

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

light it up bitches!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

ask and ye shall receive.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Old men should be DFA'ed, right?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

My favorite kind of damage!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Who ordered mashed taters?

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I am still reeling from last night's God FAIL

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I CAN'T STAND IT.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sweet! Looks liek most people are watching on MLB.tv

I have to avoid the comments until after the big at bats.

Well according ot the plan of late the Tigers will now score 4+ runs in the next 2 innings.

—SSH

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

<Thomeme>THE DAMAGE IS QUITE SEVERE</Thomeme>

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 6, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Touche Cheat.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good job by Quentin and Dye hustling to extend the inning.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Anyone see the reaction in Section 107?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

theyre all looking on computers

and talking to their moms, saying what time they’ll be home and such

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

So Larry's like Doogie Howser, Esq.?

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gay, too?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

gay as a steelworker

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Or a longshoreman.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He works hard. He plays hard.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

but even gayer in real life.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

really? i couldn't see them behind their pocket calculators

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 6, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Verlander falling behind most batters, control does not look good.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

like last time out against the sox

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

How much does Verlander hate facing the Sox?

Did you see his face after Jermaine’s homer against him last time out?

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 6, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

PK keeps it rolling!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Gio having an ok outing so far.

3 runs over 6 ip, 2 walks, 4 Ks, 1 hr.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

SSH?

We got a game right here, OG, you POS.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey I was paying attention here too you pos.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

albino guy is making me regret

buying an aquos

by Illini0509 on Aug 6, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

God I hate this fucking Sharp commercial

overcomplicate things by misleading consumers into thinking that picking a HDTV is some mystery only mensa members can unravelel

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

woh, that's fucking awesome, sweet Dinos!

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

HOLY SHIT A DINOSAUR

that was awesome

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Nessie?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

good thing we don't have

carl on the squad anymore

by Illini0509 on Aug 6, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs

rec'd

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

great dinos

even better comment

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hahaha!!

what would happen there?

THATS A FUCKED UP DOG!!!

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Griffey wouldn't have had it.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that was a nasty curveball from danks

looks good so far,

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

93 mph on the black, cabrera can just flick it foul

good stuff here

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

your feed is slow

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I feel like I'm from the future

Like, 20 seconds ahead.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

What's the between innings commercial?

And can you bet on it?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

C'monnn, Feldco.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I miss the 'fresh ingredence' giodono's cpmeericals

I miss the ‘fresh ingredients’ giordano’s commercials

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

as far as chicago restaurant commercials go

nothing tops ron lenzi from erie cafe.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm goin with the most interesting man in the world

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I hope so

I hope it’s the rollerblading one, it still gets a smile outta me even though I’ve seen it a fair few times

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Luna?

With some chick grinding a carpet.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

sheff is going to work the count

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

WHO WANTS TO KNOW WHAT SHEFF DOES

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that's true

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ozzie looks dapper this eve

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

WOW

empassioned punch out by the ump

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Naked Gun-esque

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gotta love your job

when 50% of the audience always thinks you are an idiot.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

did it look anything like this?

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 6, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

If the boxer was more passionate about his job.. yes.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

donezo.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

brilliant!

I hart Toby

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Nice change.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Meaning that we have given up zero runs the first 2 innings?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it's a network of meaning, dude.

barthes would be proud

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

johnny knew he was going to K before he swung

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

How nice would a dominating start by danks be

keep it up!

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

As nice as PK apparently learning how to lay off bad pitches again.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it feels good to not hate him anymore

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It’s as crazy as Uribe taking pitches and trying to hit to right field. Baffles the mind.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

jinx thy name is madvillian.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Leather Man?

Someone has to be able to do a photo shop with that

by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wicker Man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

I dare you not to laugh. If you don’t laugh at the 37ish second mark, you have no soul

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

my favorite part is still him punching her in the bear suit

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

his finest work to date

at least judging by that clip

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

honestly

how does he still get work

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Spanks v. TX on ESPN

El Sid is a planet. He’s bigger than Fatolo Colon.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

when hawk calls uribe "the leather man"

is that just a nice way of saying he’s a cow?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Does he mean "Leatherface"?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Very stylish.

Do you think PETA throws blood on him?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

DJ just said when Uribe gets hot, he can carry a team

Don’t we all have to do a shot now?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

yes.

yes we do.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've been waiting for that "carry your team" comment...

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 6, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i think i'm going to go get a handle of gin

just for that comment

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I guess this is what it would look like

If the Sox traded AJ and called up Donny Lucy.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

are you saying that's a bad idea?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's so crazy, it just might work.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It only works if you get Kyle Farnsworth in the deal

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

to be fair, inge is their regular catcher

and he’s better than pudge anyway.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hawk: "Changeup, even though it was up."

DJ: “Perfect location is the key.”

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 6, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That wasn't DJ

they put some comments on a tape for them to play while he’s getting more ice for his knee

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

PAUL MOLITOR.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

haha

awesome

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

haha

“1st pitch strike”
“no, well located fastball.”
“1st pitch strike”
“no no well located fastballl!”
“lets just kiss.”

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

JOHN DANKS DEMANDS THAT YOU NOT MAKE CONTACT WITH HIS PITCHES

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yanks say Joba has "rotator cuff tendinitis"

Interestingly that’s the same term they used for Posada’s shoulder earlier in the year.

However serious, it’s good news for the Sox as he’ll be missing or limited for their september set.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

lefty with swish's eye is a nightmare for verlander

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

colin, did you hide yesterday's gamethreads?

I can’t find them dammit…

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

no

i didn’t do nothin

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it was me. i took 'em and i'm not givin' 'em back.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs