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Game 113: White Sox (62-49) vs. Tigers (55-57)

Detroit Tigers at Chicago White Sox, Aug 6, 2008 7:11 PM CDT


John Danks (LHP) vs. Justin Verlander (RHP)

Time: 7:11 p.m. CT, TV: CSN, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; MLB Gameday 3D)


Today's Starters

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
John Danks 8-4 22 22 0 0 0 0 130.2 126 50 48 11 35 106 3.31 1.23
Justin Verlander 8-11 23 23 1 0 0 0 146.1 129 79 73 14 58 113 4.49 1.28



GO SOX!

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Punto just had an 8 pitch walk

and saw 0 strikes. The unwalkable object triumphs this time.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

What happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

he takes first base!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

hulk hogan bodyslams it

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why, oh why must we start our game thread with the word Punto?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

so i didn't want anyone to talk about dark knight until i'd seen it

but now that i have i assume that everyone else has, as well. great movie, huh? gotta love all of the chicago aerial shots.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions  

I still haven't seen it, so keep your trap shut, you fucking POS bastard!

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 6, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe you didn't read my comment.

i’ve seen it and that’s all i care about.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

see rhythm is a dedicated fan

he’s holding back on seeing it (placing great mental strain upon himself) so that Dark Knight can remain number 1 even longer at the box office.

By the way, if/when you see it, I recommend shilling out the extra few bucks to see it on IMAX, it makes a difference

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, i told myself i wasn't going to shoot my wad on dark knight until i could see it at the imax.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

went ahead and shot my wad

reloaded and then shot it again at IMAX

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

i saved it until today and everyone at navy pier was soaked.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, a more explicit version.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gorgeousity.

Entirely.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

as soon as it started i was geeked. panning chicago is a can't miss.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I said this right after, but at the midnight Imax premiere, the whole crowd gasped when that opening shot came on.

I squealed like a little bitch.

Also, when the batpod appears. So geeky AWESOME!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

So awesome

and as I stated on here I didn’t watch any trailers so the Batpod was an awesome surprise that I did not see coming. The flip against the wall was so gratuitous and realy damn cool

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

i loved the russian ballet bit.

that’s right up my alley.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am ashamed to say I wanted to clap when he ejected from the Batmobile.

And I even knew there was a batpod involved….just didn’t know how or when.

My favorite part – a shot that was shown in all trailers – was when the Joker was hanging out the car window and everything went silent.
Damn that was amazing.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was my favorite snap shot from the movie

man, i could talk about dark knight all day long…t-minus 6 minutes til the Sox refocus our discussion

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

good call. that was awesome.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

the opening scene is great, too.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seen it twice

Both times huge applause for the truck flipping sequence (even though it was in the trailers, the sound of a semi flipping over on IMAX is just geek porn).

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

toss-up for favorite scene:
disappearing pencil or non-lethal fall

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

hospital scene

harvey dent sticker is perfection and his mannerisms during the scene are fantastic

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree.

I still have my Harvey Dent poster hanging at my desk.
Eckhart was phenomenalllllll.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Best supporting actor nod?

And best actor nod for Ledger?

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know why they chose Chicago over NYC?

Not that it really matters, Chicago has that great neo-classical architcture, probably moreso than NYC even, that fits the motif of Gotham City.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

costs?

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

chicago > nyc

makes the decision pretty easy to me.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Begins was also shot in Chicago

no one seems to mention this. I’m assuming that its because Dark Knight doesn’t try and hide it?

by Illini0509 on Aug 6, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought nobody mentioned it because it was well-known.

I would hope they keep the shooting location the same for each film.
Continuity and whatnot.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

It just seems like there’s been more buzz about Chicago being portrayed as Gotham in Dark Knight. Maybe I’m wrong?

by Illini0509 on Aug 6, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

In my opinion at least

Gotham in Dark Knight looks more like Chicago than Gotham in Batman Begins which coupled with how big this movie is may be what is drawing attention to Chicago being Gotham this time around.

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

they got so many great shots i can't imagine them leaving.

i thought everyone knew batman begins was chicago, too, but dk is dwarfing it at the box office.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably because it is more Imax-centric, so more focus is given to establishing shots and scenery in general?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

not to mention that bb was mostly street level shots except for a few by the river.

dk has several shots that really have never been used in film before, plus it has a lot of day time scenes.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

2008 draft update (jon mayo)
8. White Sox—Gordon Beckham: The organization feels pretty good he’ll sign, though nothing concrete has materialized as of yet.
http://draft.mlblogs.com/archives/2008/08/2008_draft_update.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply actions  

nice that the twins played ahead of us

so our gamethread won’t be interrupted with twinkie updates tonight

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions  

I wouldn't get my hopes up.

I imagine SSH has it TIVO’d so he will have something to watch during the White Sox game.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

It already has been.

See first comment.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

fyi, gonna do a little manscaping in preparation for raging waves tomorrow.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 6:54 PM CDT reply actions  

“raging waves?”
To me, a person who surfs every weekend, I assume that means something different to you, a land-locked, city-dwelling pos.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

suburban water park that i am clearly too old to be going to, but nonetheless will be going to with some co-workers.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm going next wednesday

it’s illinois’ biggest water park to the APOS above me

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great fucking thread

One – ONE – post relating to the Sox. (Thanks, Wiz.) You have all begun the night with horseshit karma.

At least for once I’m tuning in andthe Sox are not behind in the first inning. (Oh, wait, the game hasn’t started yet.)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Plenty of lardy; you should fit right in!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

god dammit, wu. we're gonna talk about what i want to talk about.

don’t make me angry, wu. you wouldn’t like me when i’m angry.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

so...you you thing Q! liked the dark night?

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I like how you tied in the Sox there.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

sneaky

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

DJ:

“I’m fucked up on painkillers right now.”

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

So here's the question

will it have a synergistic effect causing more insane/inane comments or will it work in the other way and turn him into a somewhat competent analyst? I’m leaning towards the fomer

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinkin about that last night...

and I don’t think we would really be able to tell much difference between high DJ and painkiller DJ. He may as well announce – not like we’re asking him to pinch-run.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of throwing the first pitch (they just showed it on tv)

one of my best friends is going to throw out the first pitch on the 20th. I’m insanely jealous, though I will at least be going for that game and will get killer seats

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

wow, i've never seen a man throw a ball like that. amazing.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

he should be a pitcher

he’d line up facing third base and catch everyone by surprise when the ball dives across the plate

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

it honestly looked like he was trying to snap off a curve and he just fialed, in epic fashion.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 6, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

dean martin's daughter = bosomy

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

dean martin = awesome

as is Frankie…not completely sold on Sammy Davis Jr, though I like his cameo on All in the Family

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

sammy seems like 'a good one' though

not like that cassius clay

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would say that is one of the greatest compliments you can pay a woman.

on par with great cook. or promiscuous. or quiet.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Obsequious is also good.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rumors floating that Joba has a serious shoulder injury

Possibly a torn labrum, Cashman is apparently flying into NYC to talk about it later tonight or tommorow.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

he did go visit that doctor

whathisface that performs all these surgeries on pitchers

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Andrews, in B'ham.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

from all that celebrating

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

not really

89 innings isn’t that hefty a load

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

8 pitch inning

nice

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

that is why fields isn't playing

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

great ad campaign

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never seen one!

I get the albino creep in the Sharp commercials on mlbtv and nothing more.

The nightmares have gone away, but he still irks me.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cool, I will check it out a little later upon my return.

Dinner is calling.
Go Sox.
GO THOME!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 6, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yumourous indeed.

I like this comment from the site – it sounds like one of us! Aside from all the grammatical errors…...most of us would do better.

hahaha… quit hiding behind your youtube account and move out of your mum’s basement. Hey, maybe you’ll be lucky enough to find somebody to tell you how to take the bus in detail to get to the preparatory school your parents paid you to go to four years ago but you were to chicken to last a whole day in.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

awesome

huge fan since they started on the radio last summer

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

love 'em. they aren't all great, but enough are.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks to all of you assholes talking about batman and making 1/2 the thread completely unreadable for those of us that haven't been to see it yet

fuck all of you, and especially MM because he couldn’t give a shit less. You are all the biggest bastards on the planet, clearly.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 6, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

I avoided reading it in case there were any spoilers.

Everyone is not an asshole and I take back my “fuck all of you”, except MM, of course.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 6, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

unless you're like me and have been avoiding trailers

nothing was given away in the comments. All the specifics mentioned are in the trailer and we’re just basically praising the movie. If you skipped the whole top part, just know, IMAX is worth the additional $$

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I might just start dropping bits and pieces of the story

here and there in the threads tonight because of this comment.

Because Im a bastard. Clearly.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

i do apologize. i laughed about it, too, but i also felt some sympathy.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

sympathy? that's not the MM I know.

toughen up, patsy boy, we’ve got plenty of season left.

I did skip half the comments because of the dark knight content, but I posted that sweet rant, in jest, as a response to your “so I didn’t want anyone to talk about dark knight until I’d seen it. but now that i have i assume that everyone else has, as well” because the comment seemed just a bit too narcissistic.

Nice use of commas, by the way. Who the hell do you think you are, WU?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Spoiler: Bruce Wayne is Batman

hahahahahahahaha fuck you

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

a non-flat world?

ridiculous!

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's what i'm talking about!

and have been asking for.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

why wouldn't you want this?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

not gonna happen

they heard SSH complaining and now they all have eliminated the uppercuts from their swings

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get a room, already

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

what d'ya mean?

how do you think we coordinated that jinx so well? already got one at the hilton

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Paris?

Go, team!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

you get some weird results when you image search that

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by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Done

and done.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

JIMMY!

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 6, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

THOMEEMEMEMEMEME!!

a crushing.

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Woot bitches!!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

THE DAMAGE IS QUITE SEVERE

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

thomerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

x3!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

I AM JI

JIM THOME

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used an old copy of corel photo paint.

its the only why i know how to make animated gifs though i think you can do it on photoshop

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks!

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

light it up bitches!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

ask and ye shall receive.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Old men should be DFA'ed, right?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

My favorite kind of damage!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I am still reeling from last night's God FAIL

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

”/>

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sweet! Looks liek most people are watching on MLB.tv

I have to avoid the comments until after the big at bats.

Well according ot the plan of late the Tigers will now score 4+ runs in the next 2 innings.

—SSH

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

<Thomeme>THE DAMAGE IS QUITE SEVERE</Thomeme>

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 6, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Touche Cheat.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone see the reaction in Section 107?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

theyre all looking on computers

and talking to their moms, saying what time they’ll be home and such

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gay, too?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

gay as a steelworker

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or a longshoreman.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

but even gayer in real life.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

How much does Verlander hate facing the Sox?

Did you see his face after Jermaine’s homer against him last time out?

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 6, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

PK keeps it rolling!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Gio having an ok outing so far.

3 runs over 6 ip, 2 walks, 4 Ks, 1 hr.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

SSH?

We got a game right here, OG, you POS.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey I was paying attention here too you pos.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

God I hate this fucking Sharp commercial

overcomplicate things by misleading consumers into thinking that picking a HDTV is some mystery only mensa members can unravelel

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT A DINOSAUR

that was awesome

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Nessie?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha!!

what would happen there?

THATS A FUCKED UP DOG!!!

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

your feed is slow

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's the between innings commercial?

And can you bet on it?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I miss the 'fresh ingredence' giodono's cpmeericals

I miss the ‘fresh ingredients’ giordano’s commercials

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

as far as chicago restaurant commercials go

nothing tops ron lenzi from erie cafe.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm goin with the most interesting man in the world

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope so

I hope it’s the rollerblading one, it still gets a smile outta me even though I’ve seen it a fair few times

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Luna?

With some chick grinding a carpet.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

sheff is going to work the count

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

WHO WANTS TO KNOW WHAT SHEFF DOES

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

that's true

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ozzie looks dapper this eve

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

WOW

empassioned punch out by the ump

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Gotta love your job

when 50% of the audience always thinks you are an idiot.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

donezo.

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

brilliant!

I hart Toby

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Meaning that we have given up zero runs the first 2 innings?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's a network of meaning, dude.

barthes would be proud

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

johnny knew he was going to K before he swung

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

it feels good to not hate him anymore

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

It’s as crazy as Uribe taking pitches and trying to hit to right field. Baffles the mind.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

jinx thy name is madvillian.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Leather Man?

Someone has to be able to do a photo shop with that

by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Wicker Man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

I dare you not to laugh. If you don’t laugh at the 37ish second mark, you have no soul

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

my favorite part is still him punching her in the bear suit

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

honestly

how does he still get work

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by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Spanks v. TX on ESPN

El Sid is a planet. He’s bigger than Fatolo Colon.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

when hawk calls uribe "the leather man"

is that just a nice way of saying he’s a cow?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Does he mean "Leatherface"?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very stylish.

Do you think PETA throws blood on him?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

DJ just said when Uribe gets hot, he can carry a team

Don’t we all have to do a shot now?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

yes.

yes we do.

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think i'm going to go get a handle of gin

just for that comment

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I guess this is what it would look like

If the Sox traded AJ and called up Donny Lucy.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

are you saying that's a bad idea?

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

to be fair, inge is their regular catcher

and he’s better than pudge anyway.

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hawk: "Changeup, even though it was up."

DJ: “Perfect location is the key.”

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 6, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

That wasn't DJ

they put some comments on a tape for them to play while he’s getting more ice for his knee

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

“1st pitch strike”
“no, well located fastball.”
“1st pitch strike”
“no no well located fastballl!”
“lets just kiss.”

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

JOHN DANKS DEMANDS THAT YOU NOT MAKE CONTACT WITH HIS PITCHES

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Yanks say Joba has "rotator cuff tendinitis"

Interestingly that’s the same term they used for Posada’s shoulder earlier in the year.

However serious, it’s good news for the Sox as he’ll be missing or limited for their september set.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

lefty with swish's eye is a nightmare for verlander

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

colin, did you hide yesterday's gamethreads?

I can’t find them dammit…

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

no

i didn’t do nothin

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was me. i took 'em and i'm not givin' 'em back.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Verlander got away with one there

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

JV settling in

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

jv? it's jd tonight

you’re on bottle #?

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by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

verlander champ

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

details!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

FIAL

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

you? yes

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keep looking for your threads

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I got the Knights game on TV here.

If only I knew. They’re down 4-2 in the sixth. Jason Tyner just grounded out.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

holy crap

same thing happened to me…I was going to type, apparently I had an aneurysm, but how did we get to milkshakes?

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dye and Quentin saw two fastballs between them

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

hawk turned out a few rookies in his day

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Cheat jinxed Egbert, by the way

5 IP, 10 H, 4 R, with a three-run homer by Russ Adams. Hitting 90 on the gun in the sixth, just struck out a guy with an inside-corner fastball.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

back in taht day “beer and booze” was teh big thing.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Two good books

that give you great insight on the players of Hawk’s generation are Brosnan’s The Long Season (1959) and Bouton’s Ball Four (1970); Brosnan’s is less well known, but in many ways a lot better.

by VAChisox on Aug 6, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

butterflies in the sky...

i can go twice a high…

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

And greenies

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

3's not enough?

Agreed.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

chelexie is fouling too many pitching

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

pitches not pitching

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

booze and pills apparently is still teh thing.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good AB by Chelexei

Even with the K.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Predictions

How long will Danks last tonight? I’ll guess 7 1/3. Maybe longer if the Sox get more runs.

by VAChisox on Aug 6, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

i would definitely start calling alexei

“The Lamb”

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

rack 'em up!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Game 113: Gamethread #2

http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/8/6/588393/game-113-gamethread-2

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

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