Game 113: Gamethread #2
Thome hits a 3-run HR!
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IM MAKING THIS THREAD MY BITCH
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What's this, a lead?
Been a while since we didn’t need a rally thread.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we don't have a good macro theme for threads where we lead
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there are no cats in game threads
and the comments are made of cheese
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You didn't just paraphrase 'An American Tail'
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 6, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i did and you loved it
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does that work?
also, i’m out. gonna go see pineapple express.
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hilarious movie
enjoy
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you work your magic last night?
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you get that in in time?
if so: dang.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lemme see them walkin shoes swish
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
More runs thread?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
juuuuuust missed it.
damnit
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That dinosaur is pretty cool
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nolan Ryan being interviewed on ESPN, asked
about his fisticuffs with Robin V: “I haven’t seen him since it happened.” ESPN announcer: “You beat the tar out of him!” (Or words to that effect.) Ryan: (Chuckles.)
Poor Robin.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
an offering

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In reference to the road trip,
did hawk just say it was not a thing of autistic beauty?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
god i miss hawk, and god i hate these detroit announcers
by tdegard on Aug 6, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what's wrong with them?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think they're that bad
Nothing great, but listenable.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I respectfully disagree
The only guys who match Hawk and DJ’s lows are Physioc and Hudler for the Angels.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love it when we strike out Polanco
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I really want that animated
nom nom nom nom
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
new A's pitcher
http://www.contracostatimes.com/athletics/ci_10110090
Show mercy. I get to watch the Rangers.
by Tim from Texas on Aug 6, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone get Thome some more iced cream
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
struck out the side?
what an ass.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
also we need our pen up and ready
going into the seventh is right around danks’ “oops not good no more” point.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who comes in the 8th?
Dotel? Boone?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dotel pitched 2 yesterday
So i reckon he’d get the day off
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought he pitched one
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Box says one
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
faced 5 batters
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and its been awhile since he's pitched in back-to-back games
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dotel
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
really glad thome was able to punish Verlander in the first....
b/c he’s pitched a hell of a game tonight.
by stanchar on Aug 6, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Danks's
pitch count is down; he should be able to last another inning or maybe two.
by VAChisox on Aug 6, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Crede-like throw there, Juan
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow...what a huge outing Danks is turing in...
looks like his cutter is better than last several starts….don’t remember right handed hitters dealing with that low inside pitch much lately
by stanchar on Aug 6, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You were saying?
You are still on the clock. Remember your skill.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i definitely agree
the lack of cutter has lead to a lot more extra base hits imo.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe he and mark figured shit out on monday or something...maybe mark will be sharp fri against
bosox…let’s hope.
by stanchar on Aug 6, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got away with a hanger
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
setting him up for the change away
fastball away then change, imo
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was an awful pitch.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, that needed to be "higher than high".
that was in the strikezone. totally unacceptable.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Griffey triple there
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BAAAAAD pitch right there
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by The Cheat on Aug 6, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
1-2 horseshit
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nevertheless....

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
OM NOM NOM
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
theyre talking

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and saying, "I am awesome"
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have left him in there
but that was just a brutal location on his last pitch
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by The Cheat on Aug 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it's a shame, too, because i like what they were doing with sheff.
i think he would have swung at any fastball there. i want it eye high and i think you get the k.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think he lays off and you get him on the change
he doesn’t chase a whole lot.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what i'd call if you didn't get him on the fastball, but he really wanted to go after a high hard one, imo.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i agree with the sequence anyway
so it’s moot, right?
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looked uncomfortable last inning
I was hoping he’s finish 7. Still gave us almost exactly what we needed – a QS, just would’ve been nice to get us to the 8th.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping now Carrasco can cruise through the 8th no problem
Give the ‘pen as much rest as possible
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd
keep him in as well; I hate this endless going to the bullpen to call upon lesser talent. Never used to be this way. Good article on ESPN today about how closers are overrated.
by VAChisox on Aug 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean the one I linked yesterday afternoon?
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by The Cheat on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
scott baker wouldn't have thrown such an awful pitch
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
to quote a very smart human being:
also we need our pen up and ready; going into the seventh is right around danks’ "oops not good no more" point.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
was that me?
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sadly no.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
would've been more yo's or motherfucks in there
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The guy who missed the bus from Ann Arbor to Chicago
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i miss your old sig
that way i didn’t need to be constantly reminded about my incompetence. it was right there for me in italics.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how did the old sig remind you of your imcompetence
i don’t follow
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, that was to WU
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it feels less hurtful to be told you suck in italics. and make no mistake you do suck.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'd be a very selfish gay otherwise
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you like cock as much as you like a low BABIP regressing to the mean.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well if we're going to start quoting ourselves
Best case scenario, he pitches the John Danks Special (1 run in 6 innings and change)
that was from my Detroit series preview…though earlier in that post, I also thought a Gavin Floyd QS was likely, but I just like the term John Danks Special
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this Circle Jerk night?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For a sec i thought this might be a low stress win...
obviously not.
by stanchar on Aug 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU WISH DUDE
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that just wouldn't be Chicago tough
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
white sox is synonymous with stress
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what it takes to watch the White Sox this year?
It takes brass balls to watch the White Sox this year.

Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Rec'd
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'd be doing myself and this whole site a disservice if i didn't rec this.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn shame you didn't post that pic first
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely, you Linguini Ultimate Fighter
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what it takes to sell real estate
brass balls…
by 815Sox on Aug 6, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stanch, we're going to need some moj' here
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
slider pitcher vs. slider speed bat
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by The Cheat on Aug 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hooray, pitcher!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hooray Beer!
Sorry, had to
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta like this pickup
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok
Coop looks like a genius on that one. I still would have liked to have seen Danks finish the 7th. Dotel then Jenks?
by VAChisox on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
commercial break

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woah
that was a great time to be alive
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I the only one who watches "Mad Men" and thinks
“Damn I wish I was an advertising exec in the late 50’s/early 60’s” ?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mostly just watch AM kids shows on PBS and Nick
and think “damn, this would be more fun if I was high”
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by The Cheat on Aug 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
never should have left school cheat
although i know plenty of dudes in the computer biz who are blazing new paths so to speak.
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how fucking bad ass would it be to be don draper?
and then i realize i’d just be pete campbell.
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd probably be one of the nerdy writers
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's a chip and dip!
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grow a pair, guys
Draper’s at least 35. You have a little more fuzz to grow on your nuts. Patience.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The 60's must have been nuts.
That show is great
by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love that logic.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha
just saying the show is great, it’s set in the 60’s. the office they work in is great, hence.. the 60’s are great.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kinda looks like Quentin in that picture
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that chick is gorgeous.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
also

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I'm guessing his jacket is Scotch-guarded.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha!
rec’d!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jesus christ - said with a lisp
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does this mean he's gonna start hanging out with vito spatafore?
btw, i saw him at a bar in chicago earlier this summer. it was kind of funny to think a guy starts off being known as a tv wise guy and ends up being known as a fag who died with a bat shoved up his ass.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carrasco becoming a very important part to this pen...
if Linebrink can come back and be effective this pen just might right itself…..though I think a big problem has been too many innings b/c of ineffective starting pitching—duh.
by stanchar on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
starting pitching has been effective tonight!
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does carrasco have the rubber arm?
reckon he can go out in the eighth?
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bet he does
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
was hoping for it too
but Dotel gets the ball
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shows what I know
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He got attacked by a dinosaur, for crissakes.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawk's going out on a limb.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"To me, the Angels are the best team in baseball."
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Top 3 teams in the league:
Angels
White Sox (if/when we play)
Cubs
by expatnyc on Aug 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So okay.
I got it.
What about Carl Weathers macros for when we’re ahead?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh hells yes
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can get behind that.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big American Bulge
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i remember his friend not having any time to bleed.
or some such.
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
eye of the tiger!
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It moved
I have a sudden urge to put on a headband.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dolph Lundgren = Carl Weathers kryptonite.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the angels have been incredibly lucky
I don’t think they are a cut above the other teams in the AL.
Boston is the best team, but the Sox and LA and TB are a very close 2-3-4.
by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they play the toughest schedule
and they have the best RD and a good record as well. I think they are the best.
The Manny trade doesn’t really change that. Perhaps they are slightly worse without him. But just very slightly.
by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would like to look them up versus their 3rd order record since Scoscia got there
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are a lunatic
Have you seen the Angels pre-trade? Very, very good. And right now I’d take Tampa over Boston.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THEYRE LAUGHING WITH ME MICHAEL
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or since we've been talking about stoners a bit
Hey Mikey relax, it’s just a giant banana.
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
big second out too
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're pretty angry
and, to be sure, unfunny.
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, proper use of Dotel, good job Cooper.
by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i would totally trust coop with the pitching changes
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm sick and tired of our relievers trying to strike out batters
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it always is great when broadcast people
overstate that the team comes before the individual. OMG OMG Team over hitting streak.
STFU.
by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh man i want one so bad
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dotel = beautiful
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
doc ocK

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he is a conflicted villain
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on the one hand, he loves strikeouts
but on the other, he has an affinity for home runs and walks. EPIC INTERNAL MONOLOGUE ENSUES
“si.”
“no”
“si.”
“no.”
“SI.”
“NO.”
“SI”
“NO“
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure is. great pickup by kenny
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was in the clubhouse at fantasy camp in January when Melton
announced the signing. Lots of inquisitive looks, but it was agreed that if he was healthy he’d be a mofo out of the pen.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if he's healthy, we've lucky that he has been...
two year deal too
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Sox hitters due up in 8th,
Please add one insurance run.
Thanks,
Stanchar
by stanchar on Aug 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You forget FAST
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
See it works as a lead protector:
you see he’s Carl because he always Weathers the storm, just like we want the Sox to do.
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the spike logo, its perfect
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a whorish, whorish sign
I loved it.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 6, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DIRTY 30 WANTS YOU TO CUP THE BALLS
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*CARESS
fixed
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
smells SSSy
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
great sign
I’m glad they showed it on TV
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The best part was Hawk saying he enjoyed it too.
Nothing like the awkward and confused old man commentary.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I missed it.
What was it?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
16 year old girl holding up a sign that said
Thanks for last night Swish I really enjoyed it
by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, she was wearing letters, man
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is so wrong
and so HOT!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll go to prison as long as i can put my own posters up in my cell!
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
With one hand
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Thanks for last night, Swish. I really enjoy'd it."
by expatnyc on Aug 6, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would have rec'd the hell out of that
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I cracked up when Hawk goes
“Ditto” after reading it
by 815Sox on Aug 6, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
after the first couple innings
i wouldn’t have thought that the white sox would have to go to their bullpen first. tomorrow will be interesting.
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Verlander even has a friggin slider today.
What an asshole
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OOOOOH
just missed JD
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hate to say it...but JD deserves
that “owwie” for swinging at that pitch.
by stanchar on Aug 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Another brilliant comment
to rival the earlier ones today.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that the Tigers are thrwoing vlander 120 pitches when they are 7.5 back
by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No arms in the pen.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would be cool if like jd gets on base
and like thome like hits a homerun like that would be awesome
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And then like
a dinosaur comes and bites Verlander’s head off. That would be so rad.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLZ OMG THAT WOULD!
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
JD makes Carl proud.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
would have been a decent move.
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what were we saying about that?
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really looking at pitches lately.
Best sign in my opinion
by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There you go
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on the bender, specifically
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
regardless of outcome this has to be exhausting
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
over/under on when verlander's arm falls off.
i’m gonna set the early line at spring training 2010.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's probably gets a survivor's bump at this point
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mickey Lolich threw 182 pitches in a 1968 WS game
Tiggers are tough.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're a real pos, you know that?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I'm told
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
single, walk, waiting for the hr damn it
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap 128 pitches?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And he's still hitting 96. Guy's a machine.
by expatnyc on Aug 6, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
colon (of old) like
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shame for him Alexei is going to add another 3 runs to his night with a grand slame against whatever the Tigers bring out of the pen.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
98.5 mph according to Gameday on his 130th pitch
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Regardless of outcome
Verlander has been damn impressive tonight; old-school start. Once upon a time 130 pitches was nothing for a starter, and they did on three days’ rest.
by VAChisox on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
back when it was fashionable
to tie an onion around your belt
by Illini0509 on Aug 6, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what did they call shelbyville then?
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We can has Farnsworth?
Who’s coming in?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Farnsworth
please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by VAChisox on Aug 6, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
zoom please
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this is like so much awesome
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN AQUILINO LOPEZ
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chelexei's bitch
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
word
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
amphibious hispanic.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, Chelexei's bitch!
Tortellini Greco-Roman grappler, you.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
needed someone to match chelexie on pride, mano y mano
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not a whole lot of sure things any longer....
except for the fact that ARAM will swing on the first pitch against ALOPEZ
by stanchar on Aug 6, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
here it comes
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this AB, over which Verlander has no control, will dictate
whether or not his start is well thought of or not.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i agree and i fault leyland for tarnishing it.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the ultimate result is why he left Verlander in
His. Pen. Sucks.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do it for your people, Alexei.
For your tiny, tiny people.
by expatnyc on Aug 6, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A pic gone
a buck short
I’m writing
the report
On pwnage
and suckage
when I move
I’m garbage now
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
che che che che
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
che your booty, che your booty
che che che, che che che,
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you crazy, why would you throw that bone out?
Add some broth to that, boil it, you got yourself a stew!
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CHE!!!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Umm stan caused that hit you know?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you new here?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats my guess.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he did that for his other 7 kids
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