Game 113: Gamethread #2
by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 8:20 PM CDT
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IM MAKING THIS THREAD MY BITCH
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
we don't have a good macro theme for threads where we lead
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there are no cats in game threads
and the comments are made of cheese
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i did and you loved it
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
does that work?
also, i’m out. gonna go see pineapple express.
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
hilarious movie
enjoy
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
did you work your magic last night?
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
did you get that in in time?
if so: dang.
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lemme see them walkin shoes swish
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juuuuuust missed it.
damnit
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Nolan Ryan being interviewed on ESPN, asked
about his fisticuffs with Robin V: “I haven’t seen him since it happened.” ESPN announcer: “You beat the tar out of him!” (Or words to that effect.) Ryan: (Chuckles.)
Poor Robin.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
In reference to the road trip,
did hawk just say it was not a thing of autistic beauty?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
what's wrong with them?
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I respectfully disagree
The only guys who match Hawk and DJ’s lows are Physioc and Hudler for the Angels.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
I love it when we strike out Polanco
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new A's pitcher
http://www.contracostatimes.com/athletics/ci_10110090
Show mercy. I get to watch the Rangers.
struck out the side?
what an ass.
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also we need our pen up and ready
going into the seventh is right around danks’ “oops not good no more” point.
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Who comes in the 8th?
Dotel? Boone?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Dotel pitched 2 yesterday
So i reckon he’d get the day off
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
i thought he pitched one
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
faced 5 batters
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
and its been awhile since he's pitched in back-to-back games
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
dotel
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
really glad thome was able to punish Verlander in the first....
b/c he’s pitched a hell of a game tonight.
Crede-like throw there, Juan
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
who?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Wow...what a huge outing Danks is turing in...
looks like his cutter is better than last several starts….don’t remember right handed hitters dealing with that low inside pitch much lately
You were saying?
You are still on the clock. Remember your skill.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i definitely agree
the lack of cutter has lead to a lot more extra base hits imo.
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Got away with a hanger
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
setting him up for the change away
fastball away then change, imo
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yeah, that needed to be "higher than high".
that was in the strikezone. totally unacceptable.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
1-2 horseshit
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Nevertheless....
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I would have left him in there
but that was just a brutal location on his last pitch
AIM: SouthSideCheat
it's a shame, too, because i like what they were doing with sheff.
i think he would have swung at any fastball there. i want it eye high and i think you get the k.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i think he lays off and you get him on the change
he doesn’t chase a whole lot.
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that's what i'd call if you didn't get him on the fastball, but he really wanted to go after a high hard one, imo.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i agree with the sequence anyway
so it’s moot, right?
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He looked uncomfortable last inning
I was hoping he’s finish 7. Still gave us almost exactly what we needed – a QS, just would’ve been nice to get us to the 8th.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I'm hoping now Carrasco can cruise through the 8th no problem
Give the ‘pen as much rest as possible
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
I'd
keep him in as well; I hate this endless going to the bullpen to call upon lesser talent. Never used to be this way. Good article on ESPN today about how closers are overrated.
scott baker wouldn't have thrown such an awful pitch
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions
to quote a very smart human being:
also we need our pen up and ready; going into the seventh is right around danks’ "oops not good no more" point.
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was that me?
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
would've been more yo's or motherfucks in there
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
The guy who missed the bus from Ann Arbor to Chicago
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
haha
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
i miss your old sig
that way i didn’t need to be constantly reminded about my incompetence. it was right there for me in italics.
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how did the old sig remind you of your imcompetence
i don’t follow
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
oh, that was to WU
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
it feels less hurtful to be told you suck in italics. and make no mistake you do suck.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i'd be a very selfish gay otherwise
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you like cock as much as you like a low BABIP regressing to the mean.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Well if we're going to start quoting ourselves
Best case scenario, he pitches the John Danks Special (1 run in 6 innings and change)
that was from my Detroit series preview…though earlier in that post, I also thought a Gavin Floyd QS was likely, but I just like the term John Danks Special
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Is this Circle Jerk night?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
For a sec i thought this might be a low stress win...
obviously not.
white sox is synonymous with stress
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
You know what it takes to watch the White Sox this year?
It takes brass balls to watch the White Sox this year.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
i'd be doing myself and this whole site a disservice if i didn't rec this.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
damn shame you didn't post that pic first
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Absolutely, you Linguini Ultimate Fighter
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
stanch, we're going to need some moj' here
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Gotta like this pickup
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Ok
Coop looks like a genius on that one. I still would have liked to have seen Danks finish the 7th. Dotel then Jenks?
woah
that was a great time to be alive
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Am I the only one who watches "Mad Men" and thinks
“Damn I wish I was an advertising exec in the late 50’s/early 60’s” ?
Coffee is for closers.
I mostly just watch AM kids shows on PBS and Nick
and think “damn, this would be more fun if I was high”
AIM: SouthSideCheat
never should have left school cheat
although i know plenty of dudes in the computer biz who are blazing new paths so to speak.
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how fucking bad ass would it be to be don draper?
and then i realize i’d just be pete campbell.
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it's a chip and dip!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Grow a pair, guys
Draper’s at least 35. You have a little more fuzz to grow on your nuts. Patience.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
The 60's must have been nuts.
That show is great
by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
i love that logic.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Ha
just saying the show is great, it’s set in the 60’s. the office they work in is great, hence.. the 60’s are great.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
that chick is gorgeous.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
also
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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
haha!
rec’d!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
does this mean he's gonna start hanging out with vito spatafore?
btw, i saw him at a bar in chicago earlier this summer. it was kind of funny to think a guy starts off being known as a tv wise guy and ends up being known as a fag who died with a bat shoved up his ass.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Carrasco becoming a very important part to this pen...
if Linebrink can come back and be effective this pen just might right itself…..though I think a big problem has been too many innings b/c of ineffective starting pitching—duh.
starting pitching has been effective tonight!
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
does carrasco have the rubber arm?
reckon he can go out in the eighth?
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions
was hoping for it too
but Dotel gets the ball
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Shows what I know
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
So okay.
I got it.
What about Carl Weathers macros for when we’re ahead?
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I can get behind that.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Big American Bulge
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i remember his friend not having any time to bleed.
or some such.
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It moved
I have a sudden urge to put on a headband.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Dolph Lundgren = Carl Weathers kryptonite.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
the angels have been incredibly lucky
I don’t think they are a cut above the other teams in the AL.
Boston is the best team, but the Sox and LA and TB are a very close 2-3-4.
they play the toughest schedule
and they have the best RD and a good record as well. I think they are the best.
The Manny trade doesn’t really change that. Perhaps they are slightly worse without him. But just very slightly.
i would like to look them up versus their 3rd order record since Scoscia got there
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You are a lunatic
Have you seen the Angels pre-trade? Very, very good. And right now I’d take Tampa over Boston.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
THEYRE LAUGHING WITH ME MICHAEL
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or since we've been talking about stoners a bit
Hey Mikey relax, it’s just a giant banana.
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you're pretty angry
and, to be sure, unfunny.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i would totally trust coop with the pitching changes
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm sick and tired of our relievers trying to strike out batters
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
it always is great when broadcast people
overstate that the team comes before the individual. OMG OMG Team over hitting streak.
STFU.
Oh man i want one so bad
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Dotel = beautiful
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
doc ocK
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
on the one hand, he loves strikeouts
but on the other, he has an affinity for home runs and walks. EPIC INTERNAL MONOLOGUE ENSUES
“si.”
“no”
“si.”
“no.”
“SI.”
“NO.”
“SI”
“NO“
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sure is. great pickup by kenny
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I was in the clubhouse at fantasy camp in January when Melton
announced the signing. Lots of inquisitive looks, but it was agreed that if he was healthy he’d be a mofo out of the pen.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
if he's healthy, we've lucky that he has been...
two year deal too
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear Sox hitters due up in 8th,
Please add one insurance run.
Thanks,
Stanchar
You forget FAST
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
See it works as a lead protector:
you see he’s Carl because he always Weathers the storm, just like we want the Sox to do.
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the spike logo, its perfect
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
awesome.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
smells SSSy
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
great sign
I’m glad they showed it on TV
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
The best part was Hawk saying he enjoyed it too.
Nothing like the awkward and confused old man commentary.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
That is so wrong
and so HOT!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I'll go to prison as long as i can put my own posters up in my cell!
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With one hand
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i would have rec'd the hell out of that
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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
after the first couple innings
i wouldn’t have thought that the white sox would have to go to their bullpen first. tomorrow will be interesting.
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions
Verlander even has a friggin slider today.
What an asshole
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OOOOOH
just missed JD
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Hate to say it...but JD deserves
that “owwie” for swinging at that pitch.
Another brilliant comment
to rival the earlier ones today.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
No arms in the pen.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
that would be cool if like jd gets on base
and like thome like hits a homerun like that would be awesome
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
And then like
a dinosaur comes and bites Verlander’s head off. That would be so rad.
Coffee is for closers.
would have been a decent move.
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what were we saying about that?
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Really looking at pitches lately.
Best sign in my opinion
by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
on the bender, specifically
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regardless of outcome this has to be exhausting
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over/under on when verlander's arm falls off.
i’m gonna set the early line at spring training 2010.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
he's probably gets a survivor's bump at this point
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Mickey Lolich threw 182 pitches in a 1968 WS game
Tiggers are tough.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
you're a real pos, you know that?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
single, walk, waiting for the hr damn it
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions
colon (of old) like
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Shame for him Alexei is going to add another 3 runs to his night with a grand slame against whatever the Tigers bring out of the pen.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
98.5 mph according to Gameday on his 130th pitch
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Regardless of outcome
Verlander has been damn impressive tonight; old-school start. Once upon a time 130 pitches was nothing for a starter, and they did on three days’ rest.
what did they call shelbyville then?
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this is like so much awesome
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN AQUILINO LOPEZ
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Chelexei's bitch
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
word
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
amphibious hispanic.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
No, Chelexei's bitch!
Tortellini Greco-Roman grappler, you.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
needed someone to match chelexie on pride, mano y mano
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
Not a whole lot of sure things any longer....
except for the fact that ARAM will swing on the first pitch against ALOPEZ
this AB, over which Verlander has no control, will dictate
whether or not his start is well thought of or not.
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i agree and i fault leyland for tarnishing it.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
And the ultimate result is why he left Verlander in
His. Pen. Sucks.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
che che che che
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
che your booty, che your booty
che che che, che che che,
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Are you crazy, why would you throw that bone out?
Add some broth to that, boil it, you got yourself a stew!
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Umm stan caused that hit you know?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you new here?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
thats my guess.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn alligator got Chubbs twice.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
While that was great....
Does it seem like they consistently get caught in rundowns on those plays? It does to me.
I fuckin' love Chelexei
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i kinda like that kanye west commercial.
as arrogant and vein as it is, i’d want to make it too.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Vein, as in his main vein,
or “vain” like you, you POS, you.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
damn it. corrected by wu.
this is demoralizing. an effin’ pepperoni peddler teaching me the language.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
props on the defensive switches
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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
Paulie will make 6 times
as much as the Q/ARAM combo next season.
so if i just think of it as Q making 7 mill and Alexei making 5 mill
and Paulie making nothing, the average is about the same
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great way to look at it...
try the same with danks and floyd vs javy and jose
PK + WS ring > Q + Chelexei (for now)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
don't know if this is part of your zen, but i still think the option should be explored
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i wouldn't bend over backwards for him. that k rate is scary for a closer.
but i’m sure there are a few dumbass gms who would. i always liked the idea of becoming a closer factory. lots of guy can do it and the top ones are way overpaid.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
that's what the A's were doing for a while
which is where my idea sprang from. not exactly original.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
inventors aren't the only ones who get rich on good ideas, right?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
yeah but it's a lot harder to feel good about it when you do it.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i feel really good about it when i do it.
//sex joke.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
/not your best work
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
no, no, it's not.
//retreats to fire joe morgan.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Get that weak shit out of here, MM
You’re better than that, Ziti twister.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
that's it. i'm outta here.
Brick Top: Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don’t want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I’m walking, and I’ll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
HOORAY FOR SNATCH QUOTES!
In my top 2 fav movies of all time, could be number 1
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
anything by bricktop is awesome.
Brick Top: You’re on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
challah
Do you know what “nemesis” means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt… me.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Deffinetly want that to happen.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
yea, exactly
won’t Bobby get a nice little raise in arb this year?
So say he’s making 3.5 million next year, he’s still an important piece in the bullpen.
If the trade nets something better than his worth than fine, make it, but don’t make a trade just to make a trade.
i want to go on record as very concerned with his low k rate.
i’ll always be a fan, but isn’t he nearing 4.5 k/9? that ain’t gonna help him.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
thats why I want him shipped, while he still has trade value.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
perhaps trade for curtis granderson
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
thing is, who do we have in the wings to take over as closer, thornton??
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
that's precisely my point
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
borowski and todd jones are both available!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
We haven't met him yet
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
that would be part of the consideration i hope
but linebrink and dotel were available via FA. can’t believe similar values won’t be out there this year too.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
How about we wait until the season is over
before we start dismantling the 2008 champion white sox?
Coffee is for closers.
get gamel for jenks...
sign fuentes or joe nathan
We have no room for Gamel
and he’s not exactly guru-approved at this point.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
he's a whirling mess of suck over there
supposedly in the vicinity of Ryan Braun style badness
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
KW always gets his man
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Our 2008 lineup....
C AJ
1B Konerko
2B ODOG
SS ARAM
3B FIGGINS
LF Q
RF DYE
CF Swisher
DH Thome/Dunn
Russell, automatic wins.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
c'mon big boy
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions
91.6 mph slider
like Robb Nen back in the day
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
check out that Bobby vs. Maggs showdown on gameday
Bobby pitched that beautifully.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
bobby!
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
Scored early and late
Great pitching, great defense. Can’t complain at all.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Scrubs and Twinks played this afternoon
Nothing to discuss.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Nice, Tigers 8.5 down with 2 teams to catch
That about finishes them. GREAT WIN, SWEEP TOMMOROW!
YEA!
What is this bullshit the Sox are playing?
Strong starting pitching, shutdown work by the bullpen, big HRs followed by timely insurance runs?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
no, we don't rely on no stinkin' dome
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
NOW you show up?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Speaking to me senor?
The reply button is your friend, I know you crusty folks are afraid of new things.
I actually watched the whole game with my mom’s friends who are visiting from out of the country. They are fascinated by baseball in comparison to cricket, and the fact that you can buy tickets for sporting events in advance, and choose where to sit!
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I hit reply, smart guy
Are you going to take them to The Cell? I bet they’d love it. Must be awesome for them.
From where in India do they hail? And do they love Bobby Jindal like I do?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Not everyone shares your love of blind conservatism....plus his name is Bobby what a cop-out
My parents took them to St. Louis on Sunday, and I get the privilege of taking them around Chicago on Friday. The architecture alone will blow their minds away, and I plan on showing them my campus and whatnot.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
U of C, Northwestern, or Loyola?
(Please don’t say DePaul.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
DePaul is for whores and Cubs fans
Loyola is my home, and yes Roger’s Park is a flaming hole of immigrants and drug dealers, just the way I like it.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
i want to move there now
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Good - got my Masters there
And blind conservatism is a little broad and coarse – a 35 year old Indian that was elected governor of a Southern cesspool state excites the shit out of me. The fact that he has conservative principals is a plus.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
It actually makes sense
That state has scandals and corruption that in fact rivals the stupidity of Indian politics. Jindal is a no-nonsense guy with ideals (which a lot of Indian adults do share) that are very common in the South. Limbaugh was calling for him to be the VP candidate, and I have no doubt he will run for President if he keeps up the good work in Louisiana. Exactly the type of guy those crusty Republicans have been trying to get since…...um Lincoln?
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah, Reagan, my young friend
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
yeah he was pretty un-crusty
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Aside from the age thing
he had more optimism about America than just about anyone on this site (which saddens me, since most of you are a lot younger than me and have a whole lot more reason to be looking forward with hope). Call it naivite if you like, but our optimism sets us apart, IMO, form most other societies.
And unlike MM, I’m outaa here. Thanks for playing along.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Brick Top: Do you know what “nemesis” means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt… me.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
i thought i already did that one
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
damn it. my bad.
that fucking z button can really be a bitch.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
you can't leave on that note, you hoser
and his optimism came along with plenty of caveats. personally, i’d rather have more respect for all human beings than a lot of faith in a particular sort.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
And this is just too unreal to post
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
are you familiar with tunak tunak tun?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo&feature=related
this guy keeps it so fucking real. i love him.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
it's by daler mehndi, by the way.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
"I'm outta here."
I do not think it means what you think it means.
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Brick Top: It’ll get you in a lot of trouble thinking, Errol. If I were you, I wouldn’t do too much of it.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Have not seen it
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Brick Top: Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary. Dogs do that. You’re not a dog, are ya Gary?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Charlie when's those sausages gonna be ready?
5 minutes.
But you said 2 minutes 5 minutes ago!
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
It’s too tight
Too tight? You could land a jumbo fuckin’ jet in there
...
I thought you said he could drive! What ‘ave you done Tyrone.
Yah, Tyrone what ‘ave you done?
I didn’t see it.
It’s a four ton truck, Tyrone. It’s not as though it’s a packet of fookin peanuts now is it?
It was a funny an-gle.
It’s behing you Tryone, when you reverse things come from be-hiiind you
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
AH FUCKEN ATE POIKEYS
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Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary… come again?
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
brick top is a classic character in a movie full of good characters.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
We don't hail from the same region
So, in fact we are both listening to pure jibberish. But, I’ve danced to that song at every wedding reception I’ve ever been to, and it’s the balls.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
if you dance like he does, then you are seriously cool.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Waving your hands in the air in an action that best resembles
Screwing in a light bulb is not dancing. You whiteys have got to get some damn rhythm.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't get the impression that daler mehndi is a "whitey"
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
what is the racial make up here anyway?
i always think everyone’s white until proven otherwise online. is that weird?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i think all of us "whiteys" do that.
i bet you it’s probably pretty comparable to the general population’s makeup.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
i blame my suburban upbringing
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i thank my suburban upbringing
fixed.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
not any time soon madre
not any time soon
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
are you screaming at some mean ole pot induced hallucination or what?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
WU may not be jaundiced
But his skin is no doubt a wrinkly bronze living in America’s wang.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
you hallucinate from pot? get your drugs straight colin
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Ann Arbor sells epic shit
Because, people must hallucinate to get over the fact that they indeed to live in Ann Arbor.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
see now that just isn't nice
a2 is quite nice.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I like the symmetry of your sentences
I do like AA over Champaign or Madison, but honestly 3 day excursions don’t really paint the whole picture.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
word
and the time of year matters too.
fuck chambana though.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
not bloody likely
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
last time this happened someone got all screamy about how incredibly amazing
UW is compared to UM. so let’s avoid that.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Play nice, boys.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Madison and A2
are probably the two premier college towns in the midwest, I don’t think you could go wrong with either.
One thing I”ll say about UM thought is that their undergrad degree has become way over-rated, the latest Princeton review “academic rating” reflects this, the 86 awarded UM is quite lower than a few of the private LA schools in the state.
I just wrote that last part to piss off Colin. It’s a good school, but I’d contend the grad programs are way better than the undergrad. Seriously, I hooked up with a communications major before UM/WU in 2003, she wasn’t that smart. Her main commuication was non-sylabbic.
Yea, the booze has kicked in.
Is it like The Mob?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
hell i don't even go to UW
and i have a hard time leaving everytime I go there
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
They don't like Asians?
Do they hassle you?
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
see I'm not a real asian
People take for granted that brown people are asians…you’d be shocked as to how many times people have mistakenly thought I was black
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Most likely cause you hail from the dirty south of India?
Or the chance that you’re Sri Lankan and that just makes you badass.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Sri Lankan indeed :)
I guess you weren’t there for the games against the Indians (feather, not dot) and Choo where I translated his last name to mean penis
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
I didn't go to school there
Just lived and partied there for a year (the same year made me move back to Rockford and get back into school)... I wouldn’t mind going back there at all… but seriously at this point its all about where I can find a job.
no, i agree with you
the grad programs are absolutely far better. they are top 5-10 in most of their big programs. undergrad they’re basically as good as you can be when you are a giant public school.
and either way we’re doing better than UCLA. TAKE THAT MY BROTHER IF YOU ARE FOR SOME REASON READING THIS AS WELL AS JEEVES.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Yea, a kid I know from K college
Eli Savat, real type “A” kid, went to K, was big time Poli Sci cum laude major, went on to NYC Teacher program (40k a year, great bennies, super competive, I had no shot with my 2.5), did that for 2 years
Now at UM Law school. ‘Nother kid know from Jersey, could go anwyhere he wanted for law school, Asian guy in fact, chose NYU (barely) over UM
They have great grad school programs. 100+ class size just doesn’t really lend itself to 18 year olds learning much.
i think this results in a lot of A-typers getting lopped off from the undergrad school
the ones who’ve wanted to go X school since they realized that school was their all important life thingy.
i prefer it that way since all the other really smart ones are either engineers or also don’t try incredibly hard.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
aaaaaaaand
part of the reason i’m an english major is the cornucopia of small classes.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
you know, the military has a 'don't ask, don't tell' policy. you ought to look into it.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 6, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
not sure what you're going for here
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
the odd thing is, neither do i
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 6, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
there's a gay joke in there somewhere i bet
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
yah yah yah
UCLA does have the reputation going for it which is a big boon, especially internationally (especially since I would like to work overseas at some point)
I, in fact, turned down Michigan for UCLA, so suck on that Colin!!!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Both out of state choices for you?
If so, that’s some major props.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
well i sure as shit wasn't going to UofI
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yup
Came down to UCLA, Michigan, Uof I and Duke…U of I didn’t make the cut cuz I wasn’t going to Stevenson (my highscool) South and Duke’s engineering program just isn’t that great.
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
What kind of engineering you studying?
I admire and laugh simultaneously at engineering majors. Stop making your life so miserable and just put that intelligence towards dental school.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
seriously
jeeves does a good job of not bitching, but i’ve run into so many bitchy engineers. mofuckers, this was your choice.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
stolkholm syndrome with my captor
plus i have a healthy social life to balance the hard workload
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
That's a good thing
My friend goes to U of I and is doing electrical there, I’ve heard reports he goes out maybe 3 times a semester. That’s just not healthy.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
that's gross
i mean, if I wanted to be top of my class, I would be in the same boat as your friend, btu I’m settling for a median between academics and not hating life
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
unless it's something i'm truly passionate about
i refuse to work that hard. it isn’t incumbent upon me and it won’t make me happy.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
electrical
it basically played out like this…it came down to me doing engineering and i just (nearly at random) chose electrical because you need to choose one upon entering UCLA (the way the program works is it’s as easy as filing out paper work to switch disciplines within your first two years)
I tell people if I was a trust fund baby, I would do history and become perhaps a teacher, journalism and do what I’m doing now for profit, or film
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
girls and sunshine > football and quaint midwestern values
QED
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
With Neuheisl at the helm
there’s hope for football!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
we shall see.
but either way, that’s not going to put a stadium on campus and make it a football school.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
oh god no
love the basketball, but i cut my college athletic chops with michigan football so it’s just not the same…i’m making my first trip to the big house this september which will be SICK
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
which game?
i’m sure i’ll be there, so ring me up.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i'll definitely keep in touch
i’m still working out my midwest travel schedule
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
i'm using my amazing powers of analysis to guess that it will be
before late september and since ND is @ ND this year, either Utah or Central. I pick Utah?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
whichever one is not the first game of the season might be the one to go to
in terms of “good football to watch” but everything will be super prim and proper and on time for the first game of the season.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
unfortunately smaller than
Beaver? (PSU) Stadium for this season
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
evidence:
seriously, that was not funny
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
humility is a laudable trait
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i read from all the books that it's a hallucinogen
it’s all i have to go on!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i guess i'm not smoking enough
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I am not on the Pot
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
you're not on the can?
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
oh so for tomorrow
we got zach miner. we must crush him, otherwise it will be total FIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions
here comes the airplane!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Uribed kill for some chicken.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
He did shoot a farmer
“The motive your honor?”
“Hunger”
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
rofl!
rec’d
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
i broke the z function again
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Tunak Tunak Tun = W T F
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Have you seen the Indian Thriller?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0
Different part of the country, but still follows the general concept of how all Indian movies are somehow ripped off from American cinema, yet they are 2 hours longer and contain 4-6 song/dance acts.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Indian cinema terrifies me.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
SO funny
I was drunk as balls when I saw that the first time and could not stop laughing.
I’ll never understnad how in god’s name Bollywood sells
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Sidney Ponson held the Rangers to 3 runs
and is now 7-2 on the season.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i once open-mouthed kissed a horse.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
Catherine the Great didn't stop there
and she ruled an entire fucking country. So you’re probably okay.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
seriously, what the fuck was up with those dinosaurs?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
all i saw of was a 2 second clip
during post-game highlights of that dinosaur throwing the first pitch. probly the last thing i planned on seeing and im still a little creeped out
should be games left - games ahead right?
so…49?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
the formula is
163-(Team A wins+Team B losses)
where team A is the first place team, and team B is the second place team.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
isn't that the same thing?
yielded the same thing according to my shitty math in the single example i tried
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
according to the white sox post game show, rongey says bob brenly only sleeps three hours, from three to six
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 6, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions
Probably because he never stops talking
Everyone loves to destroy Hawk and DJ, but Brenly never shuts the fuck up, and I don’t see how Len Kaspar is that great either, his banality is hard to endure for 9 innings. Hawk may be ugly and hate-filled, but at least you can remember his calls.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
i just don't like when len gets all kermit the frog if something dramatic is going on.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
somebody mentioned the movie the wicker man earlier
and after some research i have decided to rent this movie. now if one of you will kindly sell me some weed i will be ready to go.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
Are you renting the 70s version?
If you rent the Nicholas Cage one you must get high…..it’s just off the charts. I can’t even explain how bad the re-make was.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
oh definitely the nic cage version.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
omg omg omg omg
I’m excited for you.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
whatever you're talking about
i want in
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i wanna talk to sampson style?
not that i know of.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
i love my hometown, but when it come to chronic...
...there’s only one place to live—LA. The sour diesel and trainwreck are beautiful this summer.
that was me
and let me know if it’s any good or if that clip i linked is all that’s worth seeing
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
actually, this brings up something i was wondering about
who exactly is anti-pot de-criminalization these days? seriously, i want to see the studies and whatnot. pretty much everyone i can think of, at the very most, wastes no thought on the matter and could give two shits about pot.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
it's literally just everyone who voted for Reagan, right?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I would like to see pot decriminalized like the booze is
Let people apply for a liscense to sell it, arrest those who drive on it etc.
and tax the bejesus out of it
like Cigs!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
I've heard
California has a measure that will appear on the November ballot that will allow liquor stores to sell it. Basically placing limits on the amount a person can buy at a time which is fine by me.
CA, at least wherever participating boutiques can be found, has de facto legalized at this point
de jure only in the medical sense.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
absolutely
and i’m sure there will be some state gov’t that figures out the revenue to be had will be enough to outweigh the backlash. michigan would actually be an outstanding candidate, considering they are in dire need of state revenue and, to my knowledge, have a wide user base.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I personally don't see the appeal
I’ve tried it, liked it, but never had that urge to just plop down on the couch, smoke, go to McDonalds and eat like 5 double cheesburgers.
Legalizing it would at least make a shitload of money for the government. It’s like the stance on cigs nowadays. We all know you can die from it, but please buy as much as possible and fund our highway projects.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a drug, like anything else, it affects people differently
I was a kid that couldn’t get enough from 17-23, the last couple years I’ve kinda chilled. Buy it to have it, smoke once or twice a week, make a bag last a month or so.
I think there are plenty of people like me who would welcome decriminaliziion. Shit, I often drink a 6 back after getting home from my solidly white collar IT job, I can unequivically say that is much worse than if I just smoked a joint when I got home.
yeah no kidding
the calories alone are a bitch on the system
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
if it's MGD64 though, that's only 384 calories.
(prays he multiplied correctly)
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 7, 2008 1:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Older people
I really expect to see herb decriminalized nationally in 20 years at the most. Most likely sooner. But first we have to see some more states decrim it on the national level. I haven’t heard of any on my friends in Rockford or Chicago get a possession charge in years, but its decriminalized in Chicago. Hell, I’d say a good portion of 40 to 50 year olds support decriminlization
Anyways I haven’t smoked in a few months but I puffed for the first time 8/1/98 (at a Phish show none the less).
oh yeah great game tonight.. sox played well etc etc etc
What the fuck is your problem
This site isn’t about baseball, especially the Sox.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
It's sleek!
To go along with colin’s iPhone fanaticism.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
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