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IM MAKING THIS THREAD MY BITCH

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What's this, a lead?

Been a while since we didn’t need a rally thread.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

we don't have a good macro theme for threads where we lead

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

there are no cats in game threads

and the comments are made of cheese

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You didn't just paraphrase 'An American Tail'

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 6, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i did and you loved it

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

does that work?

also, i’m out. gonna go see pineapple express.

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 6, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not true

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you get that in in time?

if so: dang.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lemme see them walkin shoes swish

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

juuuuuust missed it.

damnit

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahem

“Michael had hoped something more dramatic would have come out of his mouth. Or at least more current.”

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nolan Ryan being interviewed on ESPN, asked

about his fisticuffs with Robin V: “I haven’t seen him since it happened.” ESPN announcer: “You beat the tar out of him!” (Or words to that effect.) Ryan: (Chuckles.)

Poor Robin.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

an offering

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In reference to the road trip,

did hawk just say it was not a thing of autistic beauty?

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's wrong with them?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Srsly?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think they're that bad

Nothing great, but listenable.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I respectfully disagree

The only guys who match Hawk and DJ’s lows are Physioc and Hudler for the Angels.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love it when we strike out Polanco

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I really want that animated

nom nom nom nom

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

struck out the side?

what an ass.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

also we need our pen up and ready

going into the seventh is right around danks’ “oops not good no more” point.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who comes in the 8th?

Dotel? Boone?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dotel pitched 2 yesterday

So i reckon he’d get the day off

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought he pitched one

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Box says one

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

faced 5 batters

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoops!

mea culpa

commence with the streams of fial!

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dotel

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Danks's

pitch count is down; he should be able to last another inning or maybe two.

by VAChisox on Aug 6, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Crede-like throw there, Juan

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

who?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow...what a huge outing Danks is turing in...

looks like his cutter is better than last several starts….don’t remember right handed hitters dealing with that low inside pitch much lately

by stanchar on Aug 6, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You were saying?

You are still on the clock. Remember your skill.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i definitely agree

the lack of cutter has lead to a lot more extra base hits imo.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got away with a hanger

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

setting him up for the change away

fastball away then change, imo

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

bah

bad spot.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, that needed to be "higher than high".

that was in the strikezone. totally unacceptable.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Griffey triple there

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yessir

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

1-2 horseshit

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Excellente!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OM NOM NOM

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

theyre talking

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have left him in there

but that was just a brutal location on his last pitch

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it's a shame, too, because i like what they were doing with sheff.

i think he would have swung at any fastball there. i want it eye high and i think you get the k.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think he lays off and you get him on the change

he doesn’t chase a whole lot.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what i'd call if you didn't get him on the fastball, but he really wanted to go after a high hard one, imo.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i agree with the sequence anyway

so it’s moot, right?

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He looked uncomfortable last inning

I was hoping he’s finish 7. Still gave us almost exactly what we needed – a QS, just would’ve been nice to get us to the 8th.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd

keep him in as well; I hate this endless going to the bullpen to call upon lesser talent. Never used to be this way. Good article on ESPN today about how closers are overrated.

by VAChisox on Aug 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

scott baker wouldn't have thrown such an awful pitch

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

to quote a very smart human being:
also we need our pen up and ready; going into the seventh is right around danks’ "oops not good no more" point.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

was that me?

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sadly no.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

would've been more yo's or motherfucks in there

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The guy who missed the bus from Ann Arbor to Chicago

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i miss your old sig

that way i didn’t need to be constantly reminded about my incompetence. it was right there for me in italics.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how did the old sig remind you of your imcompetence

i don’t follow

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, that was to WU

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it feels less hurtful to be told you suck in italics. and make no mistake you do suck.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd be a very selfish gay otherwise

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you like cock as much as you like a low BABIP regressing to the mean.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOSH

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poor HSA

She never really stood a chance.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 6, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well if we're going to start quoting ourselves
Best case scenario, he pitches the John Danks Special (1 run in 6 innings and change)

that was from my Detroit series preview…though earlier in that post, I also thought a Gavin Floyd QS was likely, but I just like the term John Danks Special

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this Circle Jerk night?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it can be

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU WISH DUDE

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

white sox is synonymous with stress

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd be doing myself and this whole site a disservice if i didn't rec this.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn shame you didn't post that pic first

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely, you Linguini Ultimate Fighter

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

stanch, we're going to need some moj' here

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gotta like this pickup

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok

Coop looks like a genius on that one. I still would have liked to have seen Danks finish the 7th. Dotel then Jenks?

by VAChisox on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

woah

that was a great time to be alive

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I the only one who watches "Mad Men" and thinks

“Damn I wish I was an advertising exec in the late 50’s/early 60’s” ?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mostly just watch AM kids shows on PBS and Nick

and think “damn, this would be more fun if I was high”

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

never should have left school cheat

although i know plenty of dudes in the computer biz who are blazing new paths so to speak.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how fucking bad ass would it be to be don draper?

and then i realize i’d just be pete campbell.

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's a chip and dip!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grow a pair, guys

Draper’s at least 35. You have a little more fuzz to grow on your nuts. Patience.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love that logic.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha

just saying the show is great, it’s set in the 60’s. the office they work in is great, hence.. the 60’s are great.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

me first!

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that chick is gorgeous.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

also

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

haha!

rec’d!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

does this mean he's gonna start hanging out with vito spatafore?

btw, i saw him at a bar in chicago earlier this summer. it was kind of funny to think a guy starts off being known as a tv wise guy and ends up being known as a fag who died with a bat shoved up his ass.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carrasco becoming a very important part to this pen...

if Linebrink can come back and be effective this pen just might right itself…..though I think a big problem has been too many innings b/c of ineffective starting pitching—duh.

by stanchar on Aug 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

starting pitching has been effective tonight!

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

does carrasco have the rubber arm?

reckon he can go out in the eighth?

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bet he does

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

was hoping for it too

but Dotel gets the ball

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shows what I know

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 6, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So okay.

I got it.

What about Carl Weathers macros for when we’re ahead?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh hells yes

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can get behind that.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big American Bulge

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i remember his friend not having any time to bleed.

or some such.

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

eye of the tiger!

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It moved

I have a sudden urge to put on a headband.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 6, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dolph Lundgren = Carl Weathers kryptonite.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the angels have been incredibly lucky

I don’t think they are a cut above the other teams in the AL.

Boston is the best team, but the Sox and LA and TB are a very close 2-3-4.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

they play the toughest schedule

and they have the best RD and a good record as well. I think they are the best.

The Manny trade doesn’t really change that. Perhaps they are slightly worse without him. But just very slightly.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would like to look them up versus their 3rd order record since Scoscia got there

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are a lunatic

Have you seen the Angels pre-trade? Very, very good. And right now I’d take Tampa over Boston.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

THEYRE LAUGHING WITH ME MICHAEL

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or since we've been talking about stoners a bit

Hey Mikey relax, it’s just a giant banana.

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're pretty angry

and, to be sure, unfunny.

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it always is great when broadcast people

overstate that the team comes before the individual. OMG OMG Team over hitting streak.

STFU.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh man i want one so bad

CHECK IT OOOOOUT

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dotel = beautiful

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

doc ocK

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

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he is a conflicted villain

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

on the one hand, he loves strikeouts

but on the other, he has an affinity for home runs and walks. EPIC INTERNAL MONOLOGUE ENSUES

“si.”
“no”
“si.”
“no.”
“SI.”
“NO.”
“SI”
“NO“

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure is. great pickup by kenny

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was in the clubhouse at fantasy camp in January when Melton

announced the signing. Lots of inquisitive looks, but it was agreed that if he was healthy he’d be a mofo out of the pen.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he's healthy, we've lucky that he has been...

two year deal too

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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Sox hitters due up in 8th,

Please add one insurance run.

Thanks,
Stanchar

by stanchar on Aug 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You forget FAST

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

See it works as a lead protector:

you see he’s Carl because he always Weathers the storm, just like we want the Sox to do.

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the spike logo, its perfect

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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesome.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a whorish, whorish sign

I loved it.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 6, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DIRTY 30 WANTS YOU TO CUP THE BALLS

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*CARESS

fixed

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

smells SSSy

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by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

great sign

I’m glad they showed it on TV

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The best part was Hawk saying he enjoyed it too.

Nothing like the awkward and confused old man commentary.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I missed it.

What was it?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

16 year old girl holding up a sign that said

Thanks for last night Swish I really enjoyed it

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is so wrong

and so HOT!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll go to prison as long as i can put my own posters up in my cell!

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

With one hand

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would have rec'd the hell out of that

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I cracked up when Hawk goes

“Ditto” after reading it

by 815Sox on Aug 6, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

after the first couple innings

i wouldn’t have thought that the white sox would have to go to their bullpen first. tomorrow will be interesting.

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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Verlander even has a friggin slider today.

What an asshole

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OOOOOH

just missed JD

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hate to say it...but JD deserves

that “owwie” for swinging at that pitch.

by stanchar on Aug 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Another brilliant comment

to rival the earlier ones today.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No arms in the pen.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would be cool if like jd gets on base

and like thome like hits a homerun like that would be awesome

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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And then like

a dinosaur comes and bites Verlander’s head off. That would be so rad.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOLZ OMG THAT WOULD!

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

JD makes Carl proud.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

would have been a decent move.

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what were we saying about that?

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There you go

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

looking

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

on the bender, specifically

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

regardless of outcome this has to be exhausting

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

over/under on when verlander's arm falls off.

i’m gonna set the early line at spring training 2010.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he's probably gets a survivor's bump at this point

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mickey Lolich threw 182 pitches in a 1968 WS game

Tiggers are tough.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

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you're a real pos, you know that?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I'm told

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

single, walk, waiting for the hr damn it

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap 128 pitches?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

colon (of old) like

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shame for him Alexei is going to add another 3 runs to his night with a grand slame against whatever the Tigers bring out of the pen.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

98.5 mph according to Gameday on his 130th pitch

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

130 total

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Regardless of outcome

Verlander has been damn impressive tonight; old-school start. Once upon a time 130 pitches was nothing for a starter, and they did on three days’ rest.

by VAChisox on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

back when it was fashionable

to tie an onion around your belt

by Illini0509 on Aug 6, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what did they call shelbyville then?

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We can has Farnsworth?

Who’s coming in?

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by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Farnsworth

please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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zoom please

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this is like so much awesome

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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN AQUILINO LOPEZ

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Chelexei's bitch

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

word

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 6, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

amphibious hispanic.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, Chelexei's bitch!

Tortellini Greco-Roman grappler, you.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

needed someone to match chelexie on pride, mano y mano

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by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not a whole lot of sure things any longer....

except for the fact that ARAM will swing on the first pitch against ALOPEZ

by stanchar on Aug 6, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

word

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this AB, over which Verlander has no control, will dictate

whether or not his start is well thought of or not.

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i agree and i fault leyland for tarnishing it.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Aug 6, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the ultimate result is why he left Verlander in

His. Pen. Sucks.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 6, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A pic gone
a buck short
I’m writing
the report
On pwnage
and suckage
when I move
I’m garbage now

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

che che che che

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 6, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you crazy, why would you throw that bone out?

Add some broth to that, boil it, you got yourself a stew!

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CHE!!!

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah.

Suck it, Stanch.

by expatnyc on Aug 6, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Umm stan caused that hit you know?

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you new here?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 6, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats my guess.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 6, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he did that for his other 7 kids

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by thecip on Aug 6, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

!Viva!

stan still has the magic

by Illini0509 on Aug 6, 2008 9:32 PM CDT