Danks is Dino-Mite
US Cellular Field saw a rarity, or at least what feels like a rarity, Wednesday night, a pitcher's duel. The Sox pitching as a whole has struggled since the beginning of July. In fact, only once since July 1st have they held an opponent to one run or less. John Danks and the bullpen made it twice, and did it in half the time of last nights marathon affair.
Danks needed to give the bullpen a break after they went 10 innings yesterday, and he was up to the task from the very first inning. He needed just 8 pitches to get three consecutive groundouts to Juan Uribe in the first, and cruised through the early innings thanks to an excellent changeup. His change was so good Wednesday that he ditched his breaking ball altogether, going exclusively with fastball, cutter, change. (Watching CSN's SportsNight as I'm writing this. Toby said Danks' curve was crap in the bullpen, so he didn't call one all game.)
Justin Verlander had an answer for Danks most of the night, at one point retiring 12 White Sox batters in a row, but the Sox got to him on the bookends. In the first, Jim Thome tagged a 3-run shot to left-center for his 6th career HR off Verlander. Carlos Quentin did a great job making sure Thome got to the plate with men on base; first getting the Sox first hit of the night on a 0-2 pitch, then breaking up what looked to be a sure double play with a hard slide at second base. Were it not for the slide, Jermaine Dye would have been out at first easily. In the 8th, as Verlander reached well into the triple digits, Dye redeemed himself by inciting a 2-out rally with a double down the right field line. Verlander intentionally walked Thome, for obvious reasons, to get to Paul Konerko, who had to earn his way on with a 7-pitch walk to chase Verlander at 130 pitches.
Alexei Ramirez capped the sox 2-out rally to provide the much-needed insurance runs with a single off Verlander's replacement, Aquilino Lopez, before getting caught in a rundown between first and second. All of the Sox runs came with 2-outs, so it really was a rare night at USCF. Ramirez' hit was huge because of the obvious--there is a world of difference between a single or a walk bringing the tying run to the plate versus a 3 (singles or walks)-- and the Tigers had the heart of the order due up in the 9th.
I thought Joey Cora pulled Danks at least one batter too soon--I would have liked to seen him work into the 8th to really give the pen the night off--but his last pitch was a truly terrible pitch. With Magglio Ordonez in scoring position, Danks seemed to be working Gary Sheffield over when Toby Hall called for a high--out of the zone high--fastball. Danks grooved one down the middle, thigh high, and he was lucky Sheffield only stroked it for a double. In hindsight, it might have been an inspired pull by Cora, but it felt a little quick to me.
Meta
In the interest of keeping the front page a little cleaner, I'm going to implement a new way to deal with the overflow gamethreads. We'll still use them, but as soon as the recap goes up, assuming there is a recap, I'll demote the overflow threads from the front page. (So Stop re-promoting them, Wiz.) The site looked a little ridiculous yesterday with 5 threads taking up prime content real estate. They'll still be fully accessible, but they won't be as visible once the recap goes up.
From now on, once the recap goes up the old gamethreads will be available in two places, one on the right sidebar and one on the left. On the right, there is box below the FanShots listing the last three gamethreads. On the left, there is the link cleverly titled "Game Threads" in the Sections box that will take you to a page that has nothing but the latest gamethreads. Hopefully, the cleaner front page will prompt more posting from Colin and Shaftr, wink, wink.
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Nice to have recaps back
Plus I think the gamethread idea is a good one
by 815Sox on
Aug 6, 2008 11:10 PM CDT
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i see mr. cheat is implementing a restructuring to get the value of the site back over five figures and those ad revenues up to enough to pay for at least an applebee's dinner for him and his latest hottie.
by larry on
Aug 6, 2008 11:12 PM CDT
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don't demean colin in that way
and did you already bang the Kappa Kappa Gamma broad with the “Thanx for last night, Swisher. It was great” sign?
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by The Cheat on
Aug 6, 2008 11:18 PM CDT
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Video of the Dinosaur ...
... is right HERE …
by Eamus J Catuli on
Aug 7, 2008 3:31 PM CDT
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nice to see cheat taking an active role in the blog again
Seriously though, have some guys lined up to post when you aren’t around. Or at least have some guy to delegate.
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Aug 6, 2008 11:18 PM CDT
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAVRE TRADED!!!!!! OMMFGICFBTJH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS!
by larry on
Aug 6, 2008 11:18 PM CDT
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
it’s not just for cycling trough comments
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by The Cheat on
Aug 6, 2008 11:19 PM CDT
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BUT WHEN DID HE HAVE A BOWEL MOVEMENT???!?!?!1111
Good, now the Packers can go 11-5 and stomp the shit out of that pathetic division.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on
Aug 6, 2008 11:21 PM CDT
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But our weed/Indian cinema/college education discussion were so important!
Some extra content that isn’t threads would be appreciated. 85 days till Bulls season opener must be filled somehow.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on
Aug 6, 2008 11:19 PM CDT
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extra content? extra fucking content?
i’ve got minor league autopsies. i’ve got kenwo. i’ve got blog night recaps. quit your goddamn whining. cheat and i will close this site faster than you can stuff your cock-gobbling sorrys into a sack, mister. when i was your age i would have cut the left nut off of SSH to have a site like this. thank god i donated that money to the 700 club and the lord answered my prayers and brought me this site. otherwise i’d be at WSI with all those homers.
by larry on
Aug 6, 2008 11:27 PM CDT
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blog night recaps?
hogwash. I see nothing. NOTHING!
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by The Cheat on
Aug 6, 2008 11:39 PM CDT
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My wife already cut off my left nut so you can't have it.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 7, 2008 4:49 AM CDT
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the headline is very, very caucasian, cheat. dino-mite? no, DY-NO-MITE. i bet you snap on 2 and 4 instead of 1 and 3, too.
the headline is very, very caucasian. dino-mite? no, DY-NO-MITE. i bet you snap on 2 and 4 instead of 1 and 3, too.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on
Aug 6, 2008 11:23 PM CDT
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I was hoping to attatch the pic of the dino throwing out the first pitch
but couldn’t find it.
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by The Cheat on
Aug 6, 2008 11:25 PM CDT
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like danks, these recaps are money. you should have your own blog.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on
Aug 6, 2008 11:38 PM CDT
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"stop sucking or i'll fucking eat you"
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on
Aug 7, 2008 12:38 AM CDT
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So what was the purpose behind the dino?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on
Aug 7, 2008 12:49 AM CDT
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He threw out the first pitch
and was signed to a minor league contact. Rumor has it that if he can’t make it as a pitcher, the Sox are thinking about converting him to a CFer.
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by The Cheat on
Aug 7, 2008 12:54 AM CDT
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And you thought JD was dangerous out there?
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by omnipotent grab on
Aug 7, 2008 12:55 AM CDT
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An outfield of dinos would rule
OUR CF IS FROM THE JURASSIC ALREADY!!!!
Triceratops catcher FTW!
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by thecip on
Aug 7, 2008 9:17 AM CDT
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Sox had been planning this promotion for years
Problem was, Jurassic Carl wouldn’t let them.
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Aug 7, 2008 10:13 AM CDT
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OHHHHHH WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? I though Rex Grossman threw out the first pitch?
Was I just too high to tell the difference?
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Aug 7, 2008 12:52 PM CDT
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nvm I just went to the chicago spors page and found out for myself.
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by omnipotent grab on
Aug 7, 2008 12:54 AM CDT
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"if i was mark buehrle that fucking thing wouldn't have a head right now"-carl everett
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
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Aug 7, 2008 12:54 AM CDT
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awesme
I am going to recommend that comment. Yes indeed
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on
Aug 7, 2008 1:17 AM CDT
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nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
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Aug 7, 2008 1:24 AM CDT
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nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
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nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
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Aug 7, 2008 1:24 AM CDT
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very nice colin.
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Aug 7, 2008 2:02 AM CDT
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I love this
Both Logan and T-Rex have little girl arms.
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by thecip on
Aug 7, 2008 9:16 AM CDT
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I think you got the snap thing backwards
white people snap on 1 and 3, everyone knows that.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on
Aug 7, 2008 11:31 AM CDT
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i think my next post is going to be a proposal to help michigan's ailing economy through
the de-criminalization of pot.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Aug 6, 2008 11:56 PM CDT
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if Obama is elected president, Jenny should have the hook up right?
and we know that they both toked back in the day.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Aug 6, 2008 11:57 PM CDT
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oh and cheat
since the gamethread was abandoned, can you answer whether or not your equation and my equation for the magic number were equivalent?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Aug 6, 2008 11:59 PM CDT
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Best's Kosher Hot Dogs breed victory!
VICTORY IS LIFE!
Why so serious?
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Aug 7, 2008 12:56 AM CDT
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legend has it
the 300 Spartans feasted on them before their fateful stand at Thermopylae
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by thecip on
Aug 7, 2008 9:20 AM CDT
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SSS Knows how to party
The SSS meet up was ok.
I got to ask KW’s yes man about one too few pitchers on the staff until Sep. 1.
Several bars later its roughly 4am, I just get home after a little mix up at Bobby G’s in Markham. It wasnt enough fisticuffs to spill into the parking lot, but it was enough to let a fella know hes alive. Yee haw. Thanks for the back up, Larry. You truly are 112 lbs. of basement livin’ badass.
The Game:
My Seats.
Right Field.
Twent plus rows back.
Exactly behind the foul pole.
Thanks Sox.
Ya sons a bitches.
I cant even see the plate from my assigned seat.
Thanks for nothing.
Blog You.
Colin’s mom didnt let him out of the basement(since he didnt take the garbage out) so he wasnt there.
Furby showed, but was about 15 years of age. Hes not part of the bullpen bar crew. Didnt even say hi. But I think that was you in the black Konerko 14.
That leaves Larry. Larry is exactly what you think of when you imagine a nerd on the internets, God bless him. Fast right hand though. Ya gotta watch those skinny guys.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on
Aug 7, 2008 4:28 AM CDT
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Larry backed you up in a fight. I’d expect nothing less from the way he talks. Only a White Sox blog meet up would end up with a brawl in a bar that night. I wish I lived closer to the city or didn’t work in the mornings so these week night games were not so hard to get to.
by Grinder in Training on
Aug 7, 2008 8:21 AM CDT
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Cubs fans?
I’d love to come over and go out drinking and then fight some Cubs fans.
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on
Aug 7, 2008 8:39 AM CDT
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They'll gauge your eyes out.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-080728-cubs-sox-fight,0,4148340.story
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on
Aug 7, 2008 9:02 AM CDT
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Or gouge
They will either sit back and assess the situation or rush headlong into a hair-pulling, eye-gouging battle. Those Scrub fans are inscrutable.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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Aug 7, 2008 9:41 AM CDT
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especially Fukudome fans (inscrutable)!
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Aug 7, 2008 9:47 AM CDT
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corrected by WU...
Go ahead and put a bullet in me now!
Just goes to show, I have no business being up any time before 11.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on
Aug 7, 2008 1:15 PM CDT
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Hey, if that's the criteria we're gonna be short a few posters here
I really can spell – and am making more of an effort to type well. So kiss my tuckus!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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Aug 7, 2008 1:44 PM CDT
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"Jaroslaw Czapla's number is unlisted. There were no listings for Boguslaw Czapla or Trojnar."
Does this mean if they were listed they would have published the numbers? I am sure a few sox fans would have this poor guys back. Rumor is they were kicking him with steel toe boots. FUCKING COWARDS!
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by Where Triples Go to Die on
Aug 7, 2008 12:59 PM CDT
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They owe us an eye for an eye!
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by thecip on
Aug 7, 2008 9:21 AM CDT
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all true.
gus’ roundhouse kick is fucking amazing.
by larry on
Aug 7, 2008 10:06 AM CDT
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Did you kick the guy in the balls, bite his leg, or give him a Carrasco head-slap?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 7, 2008 10:14 AM CDT
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i'm not polished. i almost exclusively use my right hand, sometimes set up with a left handed jab, but usually i just use the left hand to hold the guy.
by larry on
Aug 7, 2008 10:20 AM CDT
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I almost exclusively use my right hand...
I also use my right hand when I fight.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 7, 2008 10:49 AM CDT
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Wow, Larry sounds pretty gangsta
does he have cornrows and was he wearing an orange Sox hat sideways?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on
Aug 7, 2008 11:09 AM CDT
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That is how I've always pictured him...
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 7, 2008 11:11 AM CDT
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This is how I picture Larry now...

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 7, 2008 11:27 AM CDT
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HA!
Damn copy machine.
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by BobbySouthSide on
Aug 7, 2008 11:37 AM CDT
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I picture him a one of those puppet in the balcony
on the muppet show in his mother’s basement
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by thecip on
Aug 7, 2008 1:03 PM CDT
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this is more larrys style.

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by omnipotent grab on
Aug 7, 2008 1:08 PM CDT
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actually thats sort of close
larry = a skinnier mike bolton with a sox hat on
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"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
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Aug 7, 2008 1:26 PM CDT
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I didn't see what you guys wrote about Carrasco
but the head slap was probably the smartest carreer move he’s ever made. Look at what he’s done since then. We have been lucky to have this guy thus far.
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Aug 7, 2008 1:01 PM CDT
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Masset was the best longman the Sox have ever had and don't you forget it.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 7, 2008 1:04 PM CDT
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Is this your card?
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by omnipotent grab on
Aug 7, 2008 1:20 PM CDT
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I was never a fan of Masset out of the BP
I though he could possibly be a serviceable 5th starter type.
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Aug 7, 2008 2:07 PM CDT
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GDAMNIT! THOUGHT*
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Aug 7, 2008 2:07 PM CDT
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15 years of age lol....yeah that was me in the konerko jersey
i forgot i was sitting right behind ya gus…ah oh well on the same token though you didn’t say hi either haha…which one were you though…the guillen jersey? the scuzzy lookin one? you all seemed normal…and i’m about 19 years of age now thank you very much…so almost part of the bullpen bar crew but not quite
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
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Aug 7, 2008 11:27 AM CDT
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When I go onto the main MLB site
and then stats, and the top 50 AL players by batting average. Why isn’t Ramirez in the list, he’s hitting 0.312 non? So he should be in the top ten.
regards
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by hoodlight on
Aug 7, 2008 7:03 AM CDT
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He doesn't qualify.
To qualify for batting title, you need to average 3.1 at bats per team game.
Ramirez has 299 at bats
The White Sox have played in 112 games
He would need 347.2 At bats to be qualified.
So even if he played and batted times in the next 50 games he would still be 3 at bats short.
I am going to ask you one time, and i'm gonna ask you nice. Where the fuck is Ringo bitch.
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Aug 7, 2008 7:18 AM CDT
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he's played
87 games will 299 at bats; 299 / 87 = 3.44, so he should qualify non?
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by hoodlight on
Aug 7, 2008 7:26 AM CDT
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Move him up in the order
Leadoff?
Chan Ho YARD!
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Aug 7, 2008 10:20 AM CDT
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No, his perfect spot is 6th, high ISO low OBP and puts the ball into play most times
Swisher should continue to hit 2nd and AJ 7th. Cabrera leadoff is what it is: a pile of shit, but if it keeps him happy (happy enough to continue his excellent defense), then fine.
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Aug 7, 2008 11:11 AM CDT
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how do you know if its to keep oc happy vs ozzie being ozzie?
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Aug 7, 2008 11:17 AM CDT
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Cabrera has said he doesn't prefer leadoff.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
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Aug 7, 2008 11:26 AM CDT
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do you mean he prefers not to leadoff, or that he'd just as soon not leadoff.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
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Aug 7, 2008 12:19 PM CDT
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Cabrera is willing to bat leadoff but feels better suited to the No. 2 spot.
“Hitting first is kind of tough because you can’t swing at the first pitch, you have to work the count and help the rest of the team see the pitcher in the first at-bat,” Cabrera said. “It’s a little tough, but it’s nothing I cannot do.”
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Aug 7, 2008 12:25 PM CDT
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I hope that any batter would want to do that anyway (take a pitch or two).
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by homesickalien on
Aug 7, 2008 12:30 PM CDT
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we need to lock OC up
I know he was pretty bad at the start of the season but man…. where would we be without him?
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by Where Triples Go to Die on
Aug 7, 2008 1:03 PM CDT
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We would be with Uribe hitting 9th instead of OC hitting 1st.
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Aug 7, 2008 1:05 PM CDT
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Well IMO Ramirez should be leading off
even though he doesn’t walk all that much he is a spark plug, OC hits 2nd in my world.
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Aug 7, 2008 1:10 PM CDT
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OC hits 7-9 in mine, but I dont put as much emphasis on bat handlding like you and Ozzie might.
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Aug 7, 2008 1:12 PM CDT
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i couldn't disagree more with ramirez leading off.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
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Aug 7, 2008 1:13 PM CDT
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And besides, slide over Alexei next year and have gets or someone else be a place holder till GBecks gets here.
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Aug 7, 2008 1:10 PM CDT
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Getz
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Yeah I understand that
but is there any guarantee that Beck is on the fast track?
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
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If theres anyone to fast track its gotta be him. I see him starting his first full season in 2010.
Maybe too optimistic but fuck it, its nice to dream.
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Aug 7, 2008 1:16 PM CDT
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oh for sure... buy why not delay that a year
and keep OC through 2011? I mean if he is asking for 4-5 year deal then screw it but if we can get him at a reasonable contract for 3 years i dont see why not?
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Because his bat isnt anything special, hes past his prime and we have players who can move into 2B next year.
Thats why not.
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but are they as grindy?
Getz has a nice ops for his position… what would that project to in the majors?
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from BP:
.272/.333/.429 is his davenport translation for this year’s performance, which is more or less his 90th percentile performance level, except for SLG where he’s exhibited more pop than expected. so at least in terms of actual results, he’s having a break out year. PECOTA pegged him as a 40% chance to be a regular in ‘09. This campaign probably knocks it up to 50/50
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I am sorry
are they “chicago tough”?
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why not Swisher 1st?
.350 or so OBP ain’t enough?
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Aug 7, 2008 11:31 AM CDT
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I still think Alexei first
That’s where he’ll be next year.Why not now?
Chan Ho YARD!
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why will he be there next year?
i would agree with chiburb but i don’t think there’s much chance we’ll see that again.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
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Didn't we do that this year already?
Hasn’t he basically sucked in the 1 or 2 spot this year? IIRC he started out quite well and tailed off miserably. I believe some on this board (me included) suggested putting him lower in the order so he would not feel so much pressure to perform.
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He went through a really bad spell but I dont think that had to do with what spot he was hitting in.
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Now he's batting .311
And he’ll steal more bases than The OC
Chan Ho YARD!
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Swish, not Chelexei
But I don’t think Chelexei should lead off yet. Bonehead baserunner that can’t take a walk (and, remember, I was the preseason tout of A-Ram, and have the ALEXEI shirts to pass out if you want one) but he is not a lead-off guy.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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I actually do want a Chelexei shirt.
Should I go through you or Jim for that?
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thought wu was going to buy chelexie shirts for everyone
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
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I thought so too.
So what is his shipping method and when can I expect it?
(you gotta small in that stack, WU?)
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I believe
it’s based on plate appearances, not ABs; don’t know the number to qualify to be in the list of leaders.
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yep plate appearances
one name Barry Bonds
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
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Wait is this true?
The Major League Baseball batting average championship (often referred to as “the Batting Title”) is awarded to the player in each league who has the highest batting average with at least 3.1 plate appearances per game that his team has played during a season, though if the batting leader fails to meet the minimum number of plate appearances, the remaining plate appearances until qualification (502) will be theoretically be considered outs, and if the batting average is still the highest in the league, he will be awarded the title
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
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So who is rested tonight b/c I think
Junior will be back in there. I say JD gets a night off…..
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against Miner?
yeah okay. especially with the rough game he had yesterday, getting plunked and shanking one off his knee.
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Aug 7, 2008 7:42 AM CDT
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Swisher in CF, Griffey in RF, and Konerko at 1B is what I would like to see Ozzie do.
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Anyone see KW on PTI last night?
Was discussing how Griffey was not going to be expected to carry any load, and just there to help out. Made me more confident he won’t be starting on a daily basis. We sure do have some guys who can kill right handed pitching now though. I like the options he gives us off the bench.
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I wouldn't think it would hurt some of these guys....
to sit next to Griffey on the bench and get some advice…maybe he can relax PK a bit.
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Discussed in an earlier thread yesterday
Talked about how the clubhouse is filled with “unique” personalities, and how KGJ was getting ribbed from jump street. I’d love to hang in that clubhouse – what a blast.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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http://palehose8.blogspot.com/2008/05/in-which-tells-of-enthusiastic-plague.html
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That is fantastic.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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OT Parrots
My two rescued parrots are trying to mate with each other Female is 6 and male is 5 years old.
Does anyone know about nest boxes and what you should put in them? They are in an aviary in my garden, it has an indoor section.
regards
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You have an aviary in a garden with an indoor section?
Living it up on that side of the pond it seems.
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living it up
well not quite!! i’ve got a few quid if that’s what you mean. Anyway no one has parrots?
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In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
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I like that your comments are now entirely pictures.
This is a pretty one.
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Aug 7, 2008 9:06 AM CDT
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don't disturb them. they're mating.
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Aug 7, 2008 9:10 AM CDT
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Shhhhhh.
(So are they)
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I prefer the lack of verbage from your Dad
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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verbiage perhaps?

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Perhaps I should STFU, too
until I lern how to spel.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
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man
I half expected the title to be spelled “Speeling”
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
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Aug 7, 2008 12:25 PM CDT
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rec'd
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nice picture
mine are orange winged amazons
Sox fan from England, marching on together
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You will like this: Wild parrots live in Brooklyn's Prospect Park
Never saw any myself, but apparently you have to hike the trails in the morning (before 8am or so) to see them. That’s too early for me.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/12/27/AR2006122701474.html
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MLB news...
Rockies claimed RHP Livan Hernandez off waivers from the Twins.
Minnesota tried to get something in return for Hernandez, much like they talked Colorado into giving up Matt Macri for Ramon Ortiz this time last year, but ultimately settled for simply dumping the remaining $1.7 million on Hernandez’s contract. He’ll immediately slide into the Rockies’ rotation despite posting a 6.87 ERA over his last 75 innings, and will continue his quest to become the first pitcher since 1979 to allow 300 hits in a season with the aid of Coors Field.
Indians placed RHP Matt Ginter on the 15-day disabled list with a right forearm strain.
No move has been made yet, but Anthony Reyes is expected to be called up from Triple-A to replace Ginter in the rotation.
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Buehrle calls Floyd out for being a headcase...
“Buehrle: Floyd may feel heat”
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Kind of overkill on your title don't you think?
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
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Aug 7, 2008 9:16 AM CDT
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Gonzo Blogging.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
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Not for SSH
Surprised it didn’t say “Buehrle Threatens Floyd With Severe Beating If He Does Not Post QS Next Outing”.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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Ha...we will get Gio next weekend in Oakland
either Sat/Sun.
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Sox versus a lefty they have never faced before?
Should be fun.
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well this one throws hard which makes me a little more confident
it’s those soft-tossers that really scare me.
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I think his fastball was sitting at 90-91 yesterday.
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And Gio's velocity apparently dipped to 87-88 MPH by the end of his start...
Gio Gonzalez took a loss in his major league debut after allowing four runs in six-plus innings against the Blue Jays.
Gonzalez allowed four hits, walked two and struck out four. 55 of his 95 pitches were strikes. He started off throwing 90-91 with his heater, but he was typically at 87-88 by the end of his outing. That’s not really anything new for him, though. Gonzalez will face the Rays next time out.
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steroids vs segregation
i know which one i would pick as the more significant and less ethical transgression. tht has an ethics ranking project. check it out!
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
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bud vs. ozzie
i think i might side with bud on this one
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
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i didn't get it.
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I think...
I think…
there is something in there about how Ozzie runs his mouth.
I think.
I read good.
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It amuses me even more that you probably do not know who that is.
:)
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Just random image-searching the day away.......
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I think he killed Tupac, right? Or had him offed?
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Pretty much.
And then someone offed him.
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I think he killed Kurt Cobain too.
Little-known fact.
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I'm still blaming Courtney for that deed.
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haha!
Me too. Got all the books, including “Who Killed Kurt Cobain.”
Talk about a real portslut.
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No you ignorant fool
Both were killed by corrupt LAPD officers, duhhhhh.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
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All speculation sir, no one knows.
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that ozzie is prone to be nonsensical?
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
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Phillies don't want their trade bust back...
Assistant general manager Ruben Amaro Jr. said Wednesday that the Phillies aren’t interested in re-signing free agent Freddy Garcia after watching him work out in front of a dozen teams earlier this week.
“He’s got a ways to go,” Amaro said. “For us, I don’t think we believe that he’s a guy that could help us this year. He threw OK. The feeling is that he’s going to come back, but he probably couldn’t help us in September.”Source: Philadelphia Inquirer
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Geez. No wonder no linky love by larry lately:
Dear Miss Manners: It is not uncommon for employees under my supervision to approach me to ask me a question while in the process of consuming a snack, asking the question with a mouth full of food.
What can I say to deter this?
Gentle Reader: Miss Manners reminds you that the polite thing to say before you turn away is, “I don’t want to interrupt your lunch. Let’s talk when you’ve finished eating.”
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Red Sox claim Brian Giles...
According to the San Diego Union Tribune, the Red Sox have claimed Brian Giles off waivers and now have 48 hours to work out a trade with the Padres.
There’s little indication that either sides wants to make a deal, as the Padres were simply doing what teams do with many players by seeing if Giles could pass through waivers and the Red Sox were blocking him from potentially being dealt somewhere else. Giles also has the right to veto a trade to 10 teams and Boston is on the list.Source: San Diego Union-Tribune
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WU at Sox Fantasy Camp

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At least they got his good side
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
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That does look like our 1B/P
you POS.
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I don't like the gamethread removal
I don’t like it at all
when a gamethread is an the front page I can see the comment counter: ‘350 comments, 50 new’
this way I can follow the conversation
the ‘3 recent gamethreads’ box doesn’t have such an indicator
I want to read the recent threads without having to jump through hoops for it
I don’t need ways to make my life more difficult than it is
and about the ‘waste screen real estate’ argument
if you want to remove threads, why remove recent threads? scroll down the main page and remove threads there. don’t remove recent stuff
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
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I think they should stay up till the next game.
Then moved. I dont look for them after they are moved, fuck that.
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Snippy, snippy
Such work to be done – one click. One.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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Thats one click too many.
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I don’t need ways to make my life more difficult than it is
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There's alwways WSI, OG
Grow up, man. Or man up and grow.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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Its not gonna happen you OPOS.
I dont mind much anyway, Im fine using the Recap for convo regardless.
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All right, then
Site value inching toward $10K. OG’s on board.
Next triage focus: Wiz. Anything gently nudging his coccoon is mortifying. You OK, Wiz? Need some soup?
:0
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no, I don't want any soup
what I want is for the recent threads to stay up, and if something gotta go let it be the older threads
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"I don’t need ways to make my life more difficult than it is"
That seems a little melodramatic.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
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take it as you like
I like the recent threads to stay up, and if something gotta go let it be the older threads
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how about "i don't need game threads ruining my life"?
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
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what do you mean one click?
if I reload the frontpage 50-100 times that’s 50-100 clicks
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no one except the most diehard and frequent posters reads the gamethread comments after a game is over.
the site looks like horseshit with a bunch of gamethreads on the front page. other sb nation sites have cleaned things up and it’s far better for the casual visitor.
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I'm interested more in following conversations wherever they are that looking pretty
anyway, that’s my opinion
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Pretty = Money
gotta get over the 10,000 mark.
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And if you DO want to read old gamethreads...
all you have to do is click on the gamethread #1, go to the end of it, and click on the link for gamethread #2 and so on.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
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are you kidding?
I just need to see the thread message counter ‘350 comments, 20 new’
and if I want to follow a conversation haw many extra clicks? 50? 100? 150?
geez, I don’t understand why we have to keep older threads and remove recent threads?
did the chinese censors took over?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Aug 7, 2008 1:25 PM CDT
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wha?
going a little far with this one, wiz. maybe i’m missing something because i don’t read the gamethreads after games (or during, for that matter) but are there really lots of conversations going on in them after cheat or whoever has posted a recap or another post? that would require 150 clicks? at any rate, the simpler answer may be to just ask the tech people to include the amount of new posts (if any) in the right side bar where the gamethreads will now reside on the front page.
and, just so you know, if you click to gamethreads section on the left side you can tell pretty easily if there are new posts. i’m not sure i’m understanding this extra clicking complaint.
by larry on
Aug 7, 2008 1:32 PM CDT
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I know about how I can get that, I knew years before you knew larry
I just don’t want to do that multiple times in order to preserve threads
say I log in 50 times and each time I want to see what’s going on
if recent threads aren’t removed, I can do that just by looking
if recent threads are removed I can’t
btw, what’s the benefit of keeping older threads and removing new ones?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Aug 7, 2008 1:39 PM CDT
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because there's little to no actual content on the front page if there are ten posts, eight of which are gamethreads.
there are plenty of casual readers of this site – i know quite a few – who don’t read the comments on any post, let alone a gamethread. they’re here to read what cheat or whoever writes on the front page. i do the same thing on other sites. gamethreads are clutter, not substance.
by larry on
Aug 7, 2008 1:43 PM CDT
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I'm explaining you my POV
like I told you, I’m more interested in following conversations in whatever thread they occur than in preserving older threads
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Aug 7, 2008 1:55 PM CDT
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no question here
I don’t like recent threads removed and older threads preserved
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Aug 7, 2008 2:00 PM CDT
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I disagree.Due to time zone difference,
I enjoy reading the game threads after the games.I find them to be more informative and on-the-money . Who needs a recap when I can get it pitch by pitch?Not to mention,there’s some funny shit in the threads.
Chan Ho YARD!
by oahu420 on
Aug 7, 2008 2:08 PM CDT
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so you're saying you're not a diehard and frequent poster?
i’m assuming you’ll be crying to mommy about the added stress in your life from clicking on the gamethread links, too. take a walk on the beach to relax.
by larry on
Aug 7, 2008 2:24 PM CDT
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thanks for the kind words larry
i’m assuming you’ll be crying to mommy about the added stress in your life from clicking on the gamethread links, too
thanks for your nice words, I thought we’d have a civilized conversation
I didn’t insult you, I just explained my argument, but you didn’t feel confident in your argument alone so you resorted to name calling, sad…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Aug 7, 2008 2:35 PM CDT
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It's called "small man" syndrome.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 7, 2008 2:38 PM CDT
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lol.
can’t take a little good natured ribbing? you gotta admit, your statement about this adding stress to your life is rather ridiculous. at any rate, sorry if it offends.
by larry on
Aug 7, 2008 2:40 PM CDT
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good natured ribbing?
lol!
btw, the point of my ‘stress’ argument is all the unnecessary extra clicking I’d have to do so I can follow recent threads in order to preserve older threads
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Aug 7, 2008 2:47 PM CDT
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Get the popcorn ready!!!!!

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Aug 7, 2008 12:29 PM CDT
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oooooh!!!
FIAL!
Chiburb-style!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 7, 2008 12:46 PM CDT
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I sincerely hoped it was.
I just wanted to rhyme “fial” and “Chiburb-style.”
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 7, 2008 12:54 PM CDT
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i fial to see the humor
or larry’s pic
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Aug 7, 2008 12:55 PM CDT
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Chiburb and wu say fuck you larry and your picture posting abilities.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on
Aug 7, 2008 1:00 PM CDT
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Why is WU in a dress?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 7, 2008 1:00 PM CDT
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Hes old, does there need to be a reason?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on
Aug 7, 2008 1:01 PM CDT
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I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like it Sam I am
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Aug 7, 2008 12:57 PM CDT
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I know, so rhythmically upset!
I wonder if Mom’s on his case again about the music.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 7, 2008 1:00 PM CDT
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you're too young to remember Larry Lujack and Little Tommy Edwards
But I think of Cheat as LL and Wiz as Little Tommy.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Aug 7, 2008 1:10 PM CDT
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Am I too young?
Animal stories?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 7, 2008 1:12 PM CDT
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"Is he gonna be alright Uncle Lar"?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Aug 7, 2008 1:19 PM CDT
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I'm not upset.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on
Aug 7, 2008 4:37 PM CDT
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Just a thought
Is it possible to combine the threads after the game into one giant Voltron-style thread?
I doubt it, but I figured I’d throw it at the wall to see if it sticks.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on
Aug 7, 2008 1:27 PM CDT
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I do not have the power

AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on
Aug 7, 2008 1:32 PM CDT
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Yeah! Game ThreadS instead of Thread

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Aug 7, 2008 1:34 PM CDT
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rec'd
just for the Voltron ref.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on
Aug 7, 2008 1:39 PM CDT
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Magic Favre?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on
Aug 7, 2008 2:00 PM CDT
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That hillbilly is going to hate the New Yawk media
"We were the never-say-die White Sox tonight." - Nick Swisher (8/5/08)
by tailgater on
Aug 7, 2008 2:14 PM CDT
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Please see: Randy Johnson
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on
Aug 7, 2008 2:27 PM CDT
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you mean new yawk media types like peter "i fellate brett" king?
yeah. they’re going to rip him apart jeter style. eyes rolling.
by larry on
Aug 7, 2008 2:29 PM CDT
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Until he has a Favre-esque 14-44 260yd 1td-3 int game.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on
Aug 7, 2008 2:34 PM CDT
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but he was having a whole lot of fun out there.
by larry on
Aug 7, 2008 2:38 PM CDT
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That attitude might fly in podunk Wisconsin, but they'll flip his Silverado over in the Big Apple
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on
Aug 7, 2008 2:40 PM CDT
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i doubt it. he's got the whole damn media in his back pocket. it doesn't take much to decipher the difference between the coverage of a favre shit game and a shit game by any other QB in the media.
by larry on
Aug 7, 2008 2:42 PM CDT
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Well of course I'm exaggerating
But I guess we shall see.
I think with his advanced age and immense salary, it will only take two poor starts before the fickle NYC sports media starts to call for his head.
With that being said, I’ll be rooting for the old man to beat the snot out of Brady at least twice a year. J-E-T-S JETS, JETS, JETS!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on
Aug 7, 2008 2:46 PM CDT
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But the Kellen Clemens/Pennington experiment was going so well!!!
Stupid fucking hick owns the media. He won’t get the A-Rod treatment unless he throws 4 picks a game.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on
Aug 7, 2008 2:55 PM CDT
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i agree with wiz fwiw
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Aug 7, 2008 3:03 PM CDT
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I must have missed his opinion on the Favre trade...
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on
Aug 7, 2008 3:09 PM CDT
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They can have him.
The Bears have two exceptional back-ups that almost equal a starter.
"We were the never-say-die White Sox tonight." - Nick Swisher (8/5/08)
by tailgater on
Aug 7, 2008 3:13 PM CDT
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I shall give my two cents, since you asked. (I was too busy at work today to donate while this conversation was still relevant).
I dig the sleeker look of SSS. So much easier to navigate, and far more aesthetically-pleasing.
/scoff
I hated looking at those petty game threads taking up valuable front-page space. It sure was difficult, especially for just visitors, as I once was (ahh, the good old days), to maneuver through the manure, so-to-speak, of cumbersome, loathsome game threads; when there are just so many new posts each and every day to sift through, meditate on, and finally, after great thought, on which we can comment with our fellow enthusiasts. The opportunity for my life at SSS seem gaily endless now. And I’m not referring to Colin here.
Thank you for de-cluttering this hot mess of a blog. Even at the expense of our convenience. You know what I say? Fuck convenience. Larry says game threads are shit?, well dammit, game threads are shit. Period. End of story. You are ignorant to think otherwise. The game thread’s too lardylicious for you, baby.
That is all.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 7, 2008 7:20 PM CDT
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p.s. for reals
I like how the gt’s are on the right, comments showing!
I agreed with Wiz that the comment count should be visible – at least for recent ones.
Just cuz the gt’s aren’t everyone’s bag, I like to hang since I’m on my computer anyway, and they actually have something to offer in the way of info and good humor. So yeah, I like being able to see the most recent ones the next day.
So thanks for compromising!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 7, 2008 7:23 PM CDT
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