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Danks is Dino-Mite

US Cellular Field saw a rarity, or at least what feels like a rarity, Wednesday night, a pitcher's duel. The Sox pitching as a whole has struggled since the beginning of July. In fact, only once since July 1st have they held an opponent to one run or less. John Danks and the bullpen made it twice, and did it in half the time of last nights marathon affair.

Danks needed to give the bullpen a break after they went 10 innings yesterday, and he was up to the task from the very first inning. He needed just 8 pitches to get three consecutive groundouts to Juan Uribe in the first, and cruised through the early innings thanks to an excellent changeup. His change was so good Wednesday that he ditched his breaking ball altogether, going exclusively with fastball, cutter, change. (Watching CSN's SportsNight as I'm writing this. Toby said Danks' curve was crap in the bullpen, so he didn't call one all game.)

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Justin Verlander had an answer for Danks most of the night, at one point retiring 12 White Sox batters in a row, but the Sox got to him on the bookends. In the first, Jim Thome tagged a 3-run shot to left-center for his 6th career HR off Verlander. Carlos Quentin did a great job making sure Thome got to the plate with men on base; first getting the Sox first hit of the night on a 0-2 pitch, then breaking up what looked to be a sure double play with a hard slide at second base. Were it not for the slide, Jermaine Dye would have been out at first easily. In the 8th, as Verlander reached well into the triple digits, Dye redeemed himself by inciting a 2-out rally with a double down the right field line. Verlander intentionally walked Thome, for obvious reasons, to get to Paul Konerko, who had to earn his way on with a 7-pitch walk to chase Verlander at 130 pitches.

Alexei Ramirez capped the sox 2-out rally to provide the much-needed insurance runs with a single off Verlander's replacement, Aquilino Lopez, before getting caught in a rundown between first and second. All of the Sox runs came with 2-outs, so it really was a rare night at USCF. Ramirez' hit was huge because of the obvious--there is a world of difference between a single or a walk bringing the tying run to the plate versus a 3 (singles or walks)-- and the Tigers had the heart of the order due up in the 9th.

I thought Joey Cora pulled Danks at least one batter too soon--I would have liked to seen him work into the 8th to really give the pen the night off--but his last pitch was a truly terrible pitch. With Magglio Ordonez in scoring position, Danks seemed to be working Gary Sheffield over when Toby Hall called for a high--out of the zone high--fastball. Danks grooved one down the middle, thigh high, and he was lucky Sheffield only stroked it for a double. In hindsight, it might have been an inspired pull by Cora, but it felt a little quick to me.

Meta

In the interest of keeping the front page a little cleaner, I'm going to implement a new way to deal with the overflow gamethreads. We'll still use them, but as soon as the recap goes up, assuming there is a recap, I'll demote the overflow threads from the front page. (So Stop re-promoting them, Wiz.) The site looked a little ridiculous yesterday with 5 threads taking up prime content real estate. They'll still be fully accessible, but they won't be as visible once the recap goes up.

From now on, once the recap goes up the old gamethreads will be available in two places, one on the right sidebar and one on the left. On the right, there is box below the FanShots listing the last three gamethreads. On the left, there is the link cleverly titled "Game Threads" in the Sections box that will take you to a page that has nothing but the latest gamethreads. Hopefully, the cleaner front page will prompt more posting from Colin and Shaftr, wink, wink.

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nice to see cheat taking an active role in the blog again

Seriously though, have some guys lined up to post when you aren’t around. Or at least have some guy to delegate.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

it’s not just for cycling trough comments

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 6, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUT WHEN DID HE HAVE A BOWEL MOVEMENT???!?!?!1111

Good, now the Packers can go 11-5 and stomp the shit out of that pathetic division.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But our weed/Indian cinema/college education discussion were so important!

Some extra content that isn’t threads would be appreciated. 85 days till Bulls season opener must be filled somehow.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

extra content? extra fucking content?

i’ve got minor league autopsies. i’ve got kenwo. i’ve got blog night recaps. quit your goddamn whining. cheat and i will close this site faster than you can stuff your cock-gobbling sorrys into a sack, mister. when i was your age i would have cut the left nut off of SSH to have a site like this. thank god i donated that money to the 700 club and the lord answered my prayers and brought me this site. otherwise i’d be at WSI with all those homers.

by larry on Aug 6, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

blog night recaps?

hogwash. I see nothing. NOTHING!

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 6, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the headline is very, very caucasian, cheat. dino-mite? no, DY-NO-MITE. i bet you snap on 2 and 4 instead of 1 and 3, too.

the headline is very, very caucasian. dino-mite? no, DY-NO-MITE. i bet you snap on 2 and 4 instead of 1 and 3, too.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 6, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

recd

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

"stop sucking or i'll fucking eat you"

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

So what was the purpose behind the dino?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 12:49 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He threw out the first pitch

and was signed to a minor league contact. Rumor has it that if he can’t make it as a pitcher, the Sox are thinking about converting him to a CFer.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And you thought JD was dangerous out there?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

An outfield of dinos would rule

OUR CF IS FROM THE JURASSIC ALREADY!!!!

Triceratops catcher FTW!

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sox had been planning this promotion for years

Problem was, Jurassic Carl wouldn’t let them.

by madvillian on Aug 7, 2008 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OHHHHHH WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? I though Rex Grossman threw out the first pitch?

Was I just too high to tell the difference?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 7, 2008 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nvm I just went to the chicago spors page and found out for myself.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"if i was mark buehrle that fucking thing wouldn't have a head right now"-carl everett

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesme

I am going to recommend that comment. Yes indeed

by jeeves on Aug 7, 2008 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

htmlfuckingowned

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

very nice colin.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 2:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love this

Both Logan and T-Rex have little girl arms.

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you got the snap thing backwards

white people snap on 1 and 3, everyone knows that.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think my next post is going to be a proposal to help michigan's ailing economy through

the de-criminalization of pot.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 11:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

if Obama is elected president, Jenny should have the hook up right?

and we know that they both toked back in the day.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh and cheat

since the gamethread was abandoned, can you answer whether or not your equation and my equation for the magic number were equivalent?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 11:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no

you end up a game light on most occasions, especially in the case of half games.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

legend has it

the 300 Spartans feasted on them before their fateful stand at Thermopylae

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SSS Knows how to party

The SSS meet up was ok.

I got to ask KW’s yes man about one too few pitchers on the staff until Sep. 1.
Several bars later its roughly 4am, I just get home after a little mix up at Bobby G’s in Markham. It wasnt enough fisticuffs to spill into the parking lot, but it was enough to let a fella know hes alive. Yee haw. Thanks for the back up, Larry. You truly are 112 lbs. of basement livin’ badass.

The Game:
My Seats.
Right Field.
Twent plus rows back.
Exactly behind the foul pole.
Thanks Sox.
Ya sons a bitches.
I cant even see the plate from my assigned seat.
Thanks for nothing.
Blog You.

Colin’s mom didnt let him out of the basement(since he didnt take the garbage out) so he wasnt there.
Furby showed, but was about 15 years of age. Hes not part of the bullpen bar crew. Didnt even say hi. But I think that was you in the black Konerko 14.
That leaves Larry. Larry is exactly what you think of when you imagine a nerd on the internets, God bless him. Fast right hand though. Ya gotta watch those skinny guys.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 7, 2008 4:28 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Larry backed you up in a fight. I’d expect nothing less from the way he talks. Only a White Sox blog meet up would end up with a brawl in a bar that night. I wish I lived closer to the city or didn’t work in the mornings so these week night games were not so hard to get to.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 7, 2008 8:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cubs fans?

I’d love to come over and go out drinking and then fight some Cubs fans.

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or gouge

They will either sit back and assess the situation or rush headlong into a hair-pulling, eye-gouging battle. Those Scrub fans are inscrutable.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

especially Fukudome fans (inscrutable)!

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

corrected by WU...

Go ahead and put a bullet in me now!

Just goes to show, I have no business being up any time before 11.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, if that's the criteria we're gonna be short a few posters here

I really can spell – and am making more of an effort to type well. So kiss my tuckus!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

You’re A-OK in my book sir.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Jaroslaw Czapla's number is unlisted. There were no listings for Boguslaw Czapla or Trojnar."

Does this mean if they were listed they would have published the numbers? I am sure a few sox fans would have this poor guys back. Rumor is they were kicking him with steel toe boots. FUCKING COWARDS!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 7, 2008 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They owe us an eye for an eye!

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

all true.

gus’ roundhouse kick is fucking amazing.

by larry on Aug 7, 2008 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I almost exclusively use my right hand...

I also use my right hand when I fight.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Larry sounds pretty gangsta

does he have cornrows and was he wearing an orange Sox hat sideways?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2008 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is how I've always pictured him...

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is how I picture Larry now...

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HA!

Damn copy machine.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2008 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I picture him a one of those puppet in the balcony

on the muppet show in his mother’s basement

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is more larrys style.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually thats sort of close

larry = a skinnier mike bolton with a sox hat on

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 7, 2008 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't see what you guys wrote about Carrasco

but the head slap was probably the smartest carreer move he’s ever made. Look at what he’s done since then. We have been lucky to have this guy thus far.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 7, 2008 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this your card?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was never a fan of Masset out of the BP

I though he could possibly be a serviceable 5th starter type.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 7, 2008 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

GDAMNIT! THOUGHT*

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 7, 2008 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

15 years of age lol....yeah that was me in the konerko jersey

i forgot i was sitting right behind ya gus…ah oh well on the same token though you didn’t say hi either haha…which one were you though…the guillen jersey? the scuzzy lookin one? you all seemed normal…and i’m about 19 years of age now thank you very much…so almost part of the bullpen bar crew but not quite

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I go onto the main MLB site

and then stats, and the top 50 AL players by batting average. Why isn’t Ramirez in the list, he’s hitting 0.312 non? So he should be in the top ten.

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 7:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He doesn't qualify.

To qualify for batting title, you need to average 3.1 at bats per team game.
Ramirez has 299 at bats
The White Sox have played in 112 games
He would need 347.2 At bats to be qualified.
So even if he played and batted times in the next 50 games he would still be 3 at bats short.

I am going to ask you one time, and i'm gonna ask you nice. Where the fuck is Ringo bitch.

by ElDiablo on Aug 7, 2008 7:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's played

87 games will 299 at bats; 299 / 87 = 3.44, so he should qualify non?

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 7:26 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see now

thank you, doesn’t seem fair mind. You’d have thought he’d played enough games to qualify by now

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, his perfect spot is 6th, high ISO low OBP and puts the ball into play most times

Swisher should continue to hit 2nd and AJ 7th. Cabrera leadoff is what it is: a pile of shit, but if it keeps him happy (happy enough to continue his excellent defense), then fine.

by madvillian on Aug 7, 2008 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you mean he prefers not to leadoff, or that he'd just as soon not leadoff.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cabrera is willing to bat leadoff but feels better suited to the No. 2 spot.

“Hitting first is kind of tough because you can’t swing at the first pitch, you have to work the count and help the rest of the team see the pitcher in the first at-bat,” Cabrera said. “It’s a little tough, but it’s nothing I cannot do.”

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope that any batter would want to do that anyway (take a pitch or two).

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we need to lock OC up

I know he was pretty bad at the start of the season but man…. where would we be without him?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 7, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We would be with Uribe hitting 9th instead of OC hitting 1st.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well IMO Ramirez should be leading off

even though he doesn’t walk all that much he is a spark plug, OC hits 2nd in my world.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 7, 2008 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i couldn't disagree more with ramirez leading off.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Getz

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I understand that

but is there any guarantee that Beck is on the fast track?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 7, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If theres anyone to fast track its gotta be him. I see him starting his first full season in 2010.

Maybe too optimistic but fuck it, its nice to dream.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh for sure... buy why not delay that a year

and keep OC through 2011? I mean if he is asking for 4-5 year deal then screw it but if we can get him at a reasonable contract for 3 years i dont see why not?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 7, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but are they as grindy?

Getz has a nice ops for his position… what would that project to in the majors?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 7, 2008 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

from BP:

.272/.333/.429 is his davenport translation for this year’s performance, which is more or less his 90th percentile performance level, except for SLG where he’s exhibited more pop than expected. so at least in terms of actual results, he’s having a break out year. PECOTA pegged him as a 40% chance to be a regular in ‘09. This campaign probably knocks it up to 50/50

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am sorry

are they “chicago tough”?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 7, 2008 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why not Swisher 1st?

.350 or so OBP ain’t enough?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still think Alexei first

That’s where he’ll be next year.Why not now?

Chan Ho YARD!

by oahu420 on Aug 7, 2008 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why will he be there next year?

i would agree with chiburb but i don’t think there’s much chance we’ll see that again.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't we do that this year already?

Hasn’t he basically sucked in the 1 or 2 spot this year? IIRC he started out quite well and tailed off miserably. I believe some on this board (me included) suggested putting him lower in the order so he would not feel so much pressure to perform.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now he's batting .311

And he’ll steal more bases than The OC

Chan Ho YARD!

by oahu420 on Aug 7, 2008 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Swish, not Chelexei

But I don’t think Chelexei should lead off yet. Bonehead baserunner that can’t take a walk (and, remember, I was the preseason tout of A-Ram, and have the ALEXEI shirts to pass out if you want one) but he is not a lead-off guy.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually do want a Chelexei shirt.

Should I go through you or Jim for that?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought so too.

So what is his shipping method and when can I expect it?

(you gotta small in that stack, WU?)

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe

it’s based on plate appearances, not ABs; don’t know the number to qualify to be in the list of leaders.

by VAChisox on Aug 7, 2008 7:38 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep plate appearances

one name Barry Bonds

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Aug 7, 2008 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait is this true?

The Major League Baseball batting average championship (often referred to as “the Batting Title”) is awarded to the player in each league who has the highest batting average with at least 3.1 plate appearances per game that his team has played during a season, though if the batting leader fails to meet the minimum number of plate appearances, the remaining plate appearances until qualification (502) will be theoretically be considered outs, and if the batting average is still the highest in the league, he will be awarded the title

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Aug 7, 2008 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So who is rested tonight b/c I think

Junior will be back in there. I say JD gets a night off…..

by stanchar on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

against Miner?

yeah okay. especially with the rough game he had yesterday, getting plunked and shanking one off his knee.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone see KW on PTI last night?

Was discussing how Griffey was not going to be expected to carry any load, and just there to help out. Made me more confident he won’t be starting on a daily basis. We sure do have some guys who can kill right handed pitching now though. I like the options he gives us off the bench.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 7, 2008 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't think it would hurt some of these guys....

to sit next to Griffey on the bench and get some advice…maybe he can relax PK a bit.

by stanchar on Aug 7, 2008 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Discussed in an earlier thread yesterday

Talked about how the clubhouse is filled with “unique” personalities, and how KGJ was getting ribbed from jump street. I’d love to hang in that clubhouse – what a blast.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://palehose8.blogspot.com/2008/05/in-which-tells-of-enthusiastic-plague.html

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is fantastic.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT Parrots

My two rescued parrots are trying to mate with each other Female is 6 and male is 5 years old.

Does anyone know about nest boxes and what you should put in them? They are in an aviary in my garden, it has an indoor section.

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 7:46 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

living it up

well not quite!! i’ve got a few quid if that’s what you mean. Anyway no one has parrots?

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 8:32 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like that your comments are now entirely pictures.

This is a pretty one.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't disturb them. they're mating.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shhhhhh.

(So are they)

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer the lack of verbage from your Dad

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

verbiage perhaps?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Perhaps I should STFU, too

until I lern how to spel.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

man

I half expected the title to be spelled “Speeling”

by jeeves on Aug 7, 2008 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 7, 2008 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice picture

mine are orange winged amazons

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You will like this: Wild parrots live in Brooklyn's Prospect Park

Never saw any myself, but apparently you have to hike the trails in the morning (before 8am or so) to see them. That’s too early for me.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/12/27/AR2006122701474.html

by madvillian on Aug 7, 2008 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MLB news...
Rockies claimed RHP Livan Hernandez off waivers from the Twins.
Minnesota tried to get something in return for Hernandez, much like they talked Colorado into giving up Matt Macri for Ramon Ortiz this time last year, but ultimately settled for simply dumping the remaining $1.7 million on Hernandez’s contract. He’ll immediately slide into the Rockies’ rotation despite posting a 6.87 ERA over his last 75 innings, and will continue his quest to become the first pitcher since 1979 to allow 300 hits in a season with the aid of Coors Field.
Indians placed RHP Matt Ginter on the 15-day disabled list with a right forearm strain.
No move has been made yet, but Anthony Reyes is expected to be called up from Triple-A to replace Ginter in the rotation.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 8:16 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kind of overkill on your title don't you think?

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Aug 7, 2008 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gonzo Blogging.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not for SSH

Surprised it didn’t say “Buehrle Threatens Floyd With Severe Beating If He Does Not Post QS Next Outing”.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sox versus a lefty they have never faced before?

Should be fun.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think his fastball was sitting at 90-91 yesterday.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Gio's velocity apparently dipped to 87-88 MPH by the end of his start...
Gio Gonzalez took a loss in his major league debut after allowing four runs in six-plus innings against the Blue Jays.
Gonzalez allowed four hits, walked two and struck out four. 55 of his 95 pitches were strikes. He started off throwing 90-91 with his heater, but he was typically at 87-88 by the end of his outing. That’s not really anything new for him, though. Gonzalez will face the Rays next time out.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

steroids vs segregation

i know which one i would pick as the more significant and less ethical transgression. tht has an ethics ranking project. check it out!

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

bud vs. ozzie

i think i might side with bud on this one

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 10:19 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i didn't get it.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think...

I think…
there is something in there about how Ozzie runs his mouth.
I think.
I read good.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It amuses me even more that you probably do not know who that is.

:)

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just random image-searching the day away.......

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he killed Tupac, right? Or had him offed?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty much.

And then someone offed him.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he killed Kurt Cobain too.

Little-known fact.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm still blaming Courtney for that deed.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha!

Me too. Got all the books, including “Who Killed Kurt Cobain.”

Talk about a real portslut.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No you ignorant fool

Both were killed by corrupt LAPD officers, duhhhhh.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

All speculation sir, no one knows.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that ozzie is prone to be nonsensical?

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phillies don't want their trade bust back...
Assistant general manager Ruben Amaro Jr. said Wednesday that the Phillies aren’t interested in re-signing free agent Freddy Garcia after watching him work out in front of a dozen teams earlier this week.
“He’s got a ways to go,” Amaro said. “For us, I don’t think we believe that he’s a guy that could help us this year. He threw OK. The feeling is that he’s going to come back, but he probably couldn’t help us in September.”

Source: Philadelphia Inquirer

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 10:52 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Geez. No wonder no linky love by larry lately:

Dear Miss Manners: It is not uncommon for employees under my supervision to approach me to ask me a question while in the process of consuming a snack, asking the question with a mouth full of food.

What can I say to deter this?

Gentle Reader: Miss Manners reminds you that the polite thing to say before you turn away is, “I don’t want to interrupt your lunch. Let’s talk when you’ve finished eating.”

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 11:24 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Red Sox claim Brian Giles...
According to the San Diego Union Tribune, the Red Sox have claimed Brian Giles off waivers and now have 48 hours to work out a trade with the Padres.
There’s little indication that either sides wants to make a deal, as the Padres were simply doing what teams do with many players by seeing if Giles could pass through waivers and the Red Sox were blocking him from potentially being dealt somewhere else. Giles also has the right to veto a trade to 10 teams and Boston is on the list.

Source: San Diego Union-Tribune

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 11:37 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WU at Sox Fantasy Camp

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 11:48 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

At least they got his good side

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That does look like our 1B/P

you POS.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like the gamethread removal


I don’t like it at all

when a gamethread is an the front page I can see the comment counter: ‘350 comments, 50 new’
this way I can follow the conversation

the ‘3 recent gamethreads’ box doesn’t have such an indicator
I want to read the recent threads without having to jump through hoops for it

I don’t need ways to make my life more difficult than it is

and about the ‘waste screen real estate’ argument

if you want to remove threads, why remove recent threads? scroll down the main page and remove threads there. don’t remove recent stuff

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 7, 2008 12:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think they should stay up till the next game.

Then moved. I dont look for them after they are moved, fuck that.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Snippy, snippy

Such work to be done – one click. One.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats one click too many.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t need ways to make my life more difficult than it is

by larry on Aug 7, 2008 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's alwways WSI, OG

Grow up, man. Or man up and grow.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its not gonna happen you OPOS.

I dont mind much anyway, Im fine using the Recap for convo regardless.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

All right, then

Site value inching toward $10K. OG’s on board.

Next triage focus: Wiz. Anything gently nudging his coccoon is mortifying. You OK, Wiz? Need some soup?

:0

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, I don't want any soup

what I want is for the recent threads to stay up, and if something gotta go let it be the older threads

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 7, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

take it as you like

I like the recent threads to stay up, and if something gotta go let it be the older threads

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 7, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how about "i don't need game threads ruining my life"?

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what do you mean one click?

if I reload the frontpage 50-100 times that’s 50-100 clicks

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 7, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no one except the most diehard and frequent posters reads the gamethread comments after a game is over.

the site looks like horseshit with a bunch of gamethreads on the front page. other sb nation sites have cleaned things up and it’s far better for the casual visitor.

by larry on Aug 7, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm interested more in following conversations wherever they are that looking pretty

anyway, that’s my opinion

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 7, 2008 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty = Money

gotta get over the 10,000 mark.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And if you DO want to read old gamethreads...

all you have to do is click on the gamethread #1, go to the end of it, and click on the link for gamethread #2 and so on.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you kidding?

I just need to see the thread message counter ‘350 comments, 20 new’

and if I want to follow a conversation haw many extra clicks? 50? 100? 150?

geez, I don’t understand why we have to keep older threads and remove recent threads?

did the chinese censors took over?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 7, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wha?

going a little far with this one, wiz. maybe i’m missing something because i don’t read the gamethreads after games (or during, for that matter) but are there really lots of conversations going on in them after cheat or whoever has posted a recap or another post? that would require 150 clicks? at any rate, the simpler answer may be to just ask the tech people to include the amount of new posts (if any) in the right side bar where the gamethreads will now reside on the front page.

and, just so you know, if you click to gamethreads section on the left side you can tell pretty easily if there are new posts. i’m not sure i’m understanding this extra clicking complaint.

by larry on Aug 7, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know about how I can get that, I knew years before you knew larry

I just don’t want to do that multiple times in order to preserve threads

say I log in 50 times and each time I want to see what’s going on
if recent threads aren’t removed, I can do that just by looking

if recent threads are removed I can’t

btw, what’s the benefit of keeping older threads and removing new ones?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 7, 2008 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

because there's little to no actual content on the front page if there are ten posts, eight of which are gamethreads.

there are plenty of casual readers of this site – i know quite a few – who don’t read the comments on any post, let alone a gamethread. they’re here to read what cheat or whoever writes on the front page. i do the same thing on other sites. gamethreads are clutter, not substance.

by larry on Aug 7, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm explaining you my POV

like I told you, I’m more interested in following conversations in whatever thread they occur than in preserving older threads

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 7, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no question here

I don’t like recent threads removed and older threads preserved

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 7, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I disagree.Due to time zone difference,

I enjoy reading the game threads after the games.I find them to be more informative and on-the-money . Who needs a recap when I can get it pitch by pitch?Not to mention,there’s some funny shit in the threads.

Chan Ho YARD!

by oahu420 on Aug 7, 2008 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so you're saying you're not a diehard and frequent poster?

i’m assuming you’ll be crying to mommy about the added stress in your life from clicking on the gamethread links, too. take a walk on the beach to relax.

by larry on Aug 7, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for the kind words larry

i’m assuming you’ll be crying to mommy about the added stress in your life from clicking on the gamethread links, too

thanks for your nice words, I thought we’d have a civilized conversation

I didn’t insult you, I just explained my argument, but you didn’t feel confident in your argument alone so you resorted to name calling, sad…

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 7, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's called "small man" syndrome.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol.

can’t take a little good natured ribbing? you gotta admit, your statement about this adding stress to your life is rather ridiculous. at any rate, sorry if it offends.

by larry on Aug 7, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good natured ribbing?

lol!

btw, the point of my ‘stress’ argument is all the unnecessary extra clicking I’d have to do so I can follow recent threads in order to preserve older threads

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 7, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get the popcorn ready!!!!!

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oooooh!!!

FIAL!
Chiburb-style!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I sincerely hoped it was.

I just wanted to rhyme “fial” and “Chiburb-style.”

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i fial to see the humor

or larry’s pic

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chiburb and wu say fuck you larry and your picture posting abilities.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why is WU in a dress?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hes old, does there need to be a reason?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do not like green eggs and ham

I do not like it Sam I am

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, so rhythmically upset!

I wonder if Mom’s on his case again about the music.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're too young to remember Larry Lujack and Little Tommy Edwards

But I think of Cheat as LL and Wiz as Little Tommy.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I too young?

Animal stories?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Is he gonna be alright Uncle Lar"?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not upset.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just a thought

Is it possible to combine the threads after the game into one giant Voltron-style thread?

I doubt it, but I figured I’d throw it at the wall to see if it sticks.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ouch

Going with the He-Man remake graphic. Not a fan of the original blocky animation?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah! Game ThreadS instead of Thread

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

just for the Voltron ref.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Magic Favre?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 2:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That hillbilly is going to hate the New Yawk media

"We were the never-say-die White Sox tonight." - Nick Swisher (8/5/08)

by tailgater on Aug 7, 2008 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please see: Randy Johnson

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you mean new yawk media types like peter "i fellate brett" king?

yeah. they’re going to rip him apart jeter style. eyes rolling.

by larry on Aug 7, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Until he has a Favre-esque 14-44 260yd 1td-3 int game.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well of course I'm exaggerating

But I guess we shall see.

I think with his advanced age and immense salary, it will only take two poor starts before the fickle NYC sports media starts to call for his head.

With that being said, I’ll be rooting for the old man to beat the snot out of Brady at least twice a year. J-E-T-S JETS, JETS, JETS!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But the Kellen Clemens/Pennington experiment was going so well!!!

Stupid fucking hick owns the media. He won’t get the A-Rod treatment unless he throws 4 picks a game.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i agree with wiz fwiw

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 3:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I must have missed his opinion on the Favre trade...

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They can have him.

The Bears have two exceptional back-ups that almost equal a starter.

"We were the never-say-die White Sox tonight." - Nick Swisher (8/5/08)

by tailgater on Aug 7, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I shall give my two cents, since you asked. (I was too busy at work today to donate while this conversation was still relevant).

I dig the sleeker look of SSS. So much easier to navigate, and far more aesthetically-pleasing.

/scoff
I hated looking at those petty game threads taking up valuable front-page space. It sure was difficult, especially for just visitors, as I once was (ahh, the good old days), to maneuver through the manure, so-to-speak, of cumbersome, loathsome game threads; when there are just so many new posts each and every day to sift through, meditate on, and finally, after great thought, on which we can comment with our fellow enthusiasts. The opportunity for my life at SSS seem gaily endless now. And I’m not referring to Colin here.

Thank you for de-cluttering this hot mess of a blog. Even at the expense of our convenience. You know what I say? Fuck convenience. Larry says game threads are shit?, well dammit, game threads are shit. Period. End of story. You are ignorant to think otherwise. The game thread’s too lardylicious for you, baby.

That is all.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

p.s. for reals

I like how the gt’s are on the right, comments showing!
I agreed with Wiz that the comment count should be visible – at least for recent ones.

Just cuz the gt’s aren’t everyone’s bag, I like to hang since I’m on my computer anyway, and they actually have something to offer in the way of info and good humor. So yeah, I like being able to see the most recent ones the next day.

So thanks for compromising!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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