Danks is Dino-Mite
US Cellular Field saw a rarity, or at least what feels like a rarity, Wednesday night, a pitcher's duel. The Sox pitching as a whole has struggled since the beginning of July. In fact, only once since July 1st have they held an opponent to one run or less. John Danks and the bullpen made it twice, and did it in half the time of last nights marathon affair.
Danks needed to give the bullpen a break after they went 10 innings yesterday, and he was up to the task from the very first inning. He needed just 8 pitches to get three consecutive groundouts to Juan Uribe in the first, and cruised through the early innings thanks to an excellent changeup. His change was so good Wednesday that he ditched his breaking ball altogether, going exclusively with fastball, cutter, change. (Watching CSN's SportsNight as I'm writing this. Toby said Danks' curve was crap in the bullpen, so he didn't call one all game.)
Justin Verlander had an answer for Danks most of the night, at one point retiring 12 White Sox batters in a row, but the Sox got to him on the bookends. In the first, Jim Thome tagged a 3-run shot to left-center for his 6th career HR off Verlander. Carlos Quentin did a great job making sure Thome got to the plate with men on base; first getting the Sox first hit of the night on a 0-2 pitch, then breaking up what looked to be a sure double play with a hard slide at second base. Were it not for the slide, Jermaine Dye would have been out at first easily. In the 8th, as Verlander reached well into the triple digits, Dye redeemed himself by inciting a 2-out rally with a double down the right field line. Verlander intentionally walked Thome, for obvious reasons, to get to Paul Konerko, who had to earn his way on with a 7-pitch walk to chase Verlander at 130 pitches.
Alexei Ramirez capped the sox 2-out rally to provide the much-needed insurance runs with a single off Verlander's replacement, Aquilino Lopez, before getting caught in a rundown between first and second. All of the Sox runs came with 2-outs, so it really was a rare night at USCF. Ramirez' hit was huge because of the obvious--there is a world of difference between a single or a walk bringing the tying run to the plate versus a 3 (singles or walks)-- and the Tigers had the heart of the order due up in the 9th.
I thought Joey Cora pulled Danks at least one batter too soon--I would have liked to seen him work into the 8th to really give the pen the night off--but his last pitch was a truly terrible pitch. With Magglio Ordonez in scoring position, Danks seemed to be working Gary Sheffield over when Toby Hall called for a high--out of the zone high--fastball. Danks grooved one down the middle, thigh high, and he was lucky Sheffield only stroked it for a double. In hindsight, it might have been an inspired pull by Cora, but it felt a little quick to me.
Meta
In the interest of keeping the front page a little cleaner, I'm going to implement a new way to deal with the overflow gamethreads. We'll still use them, but as soon as the recap goes up, assuming there is a recap, I'll demote the overflow threads from the front page. (So Stop re-promoting them, Wiz.) The site looked a little ridiculous yesterday with 5 threads taking up prime content real estate. They'll still be fully accessible, but they won't be as visible once the recap goes up.
From now on, once the recap goes up the old gamethreads will be available in two places, one on the right sidebar and one on the left. On the right, there is box below the FanShots listing the last three gamethreads. On the left, there is the link cleverly titled "Game Threads" in the Sections box that will take you to a page that has nothing but the latest gamethreads. Hopefully, the cleaner front page will prompt more posting from Colin and Shaftr, wink, wink.
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Nice to have recaps back
Plus I think the gamethread idea is a good one
by 815Sox on Aug 6, 2008 11:10 PM CDT 0 recs
i see mr. cheat is implementing a restructuring to get the value of the site back over five figures and those ad revenues up to enough to pay for at least an applebee's dinner for him and his latest hottie.
by larry on
Aug 6, 2008 11:12 PM CDT
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don't demean colin in that way
and did you already bang the Kappa Kappa Gamma broad with the “Thanx for last night, Swisher. It was great” sign?
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by The Cheat on
Aug 6, 2008 11:18 PM CDT
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Video of the Dinosaur ...
... is right HERE …
by Eamus J Catuli on
Aug 7, 2008 3:31 PM CDT
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nice to see cheat taking an active role in the blog again
Seriously though, have some guys lined up to post when you aren’t around. Or at least have some guy to delegate.
by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 11:18 PM CDT 0 recs
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAVRE TRADED!!!!!! OMMFGICFBTJH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS!
by larry on Aug 6, 2008 11:18 PM CDT 0 recs
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
it’s not just for cycling trough comments
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by The Cheat on
Aug 6, 2008 11:19 PM CDT
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BUT WHEN DID HE HAVE A BOWEL MOVEMENT???!?!?!1111
Good, now the Packers can go 11-5 and stomp the shit out of that pathetic division.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on
Aug 6, 2008 11:21 PM CDT
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But our weed/Indian cinema/college education discussion were so important!
Some extra content that isn’t threads would be appreciated. 85 days till Bulls season opener must be filled somehow.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 11:19 PM CDT 0 recs
extra content? extra fucking content?
i’ve got minor league autopsies. i’ve got kenwo. i’ve got blog night recaps. quit your goddamn whining. cheat and i will close this site faster than you can stuff your cock-gobbling sorrys into a sack, mister. when i was your age i would have cut the left nut off of SSH to have a site like this. thank god i donated that money to the 700 club and the lord answered my prayers and brought me this site. otherwise i’d be at WSI with all those homers.
by larry on
Aug 6, 2008 11:27 PM CDT
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blog night recaps?
hogwash. I see nothing. NOTHING!
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by The Cheat on
Aug 6, 2008 11:39 PM CDT
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My wife already cut off my left nut so you can't have it.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 7, 2008 4:49 AM CDT
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the headline is very, very caucasian, cheat. dino-mite? no, DY-NO-MITE. i bet you snap on 2 and 4 instead of 1 and 3, too.
the headline is very, very caucasian. dino-mite? no, DY-NO-MITE. i bet you snap on 2 and 4 instead of 1 and 3, too.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 6, 2008 11:23 PM CDT 0 recs
I was hoping to attatch the pic of the dino throwing out the first pitch
but couldn’t find it.
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by The Cheat on
Aug 6, 2008 11:25 PM CDT
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like danks, these recaps are money. you should have your own blog.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on
Aug 6, 2008 11:38 PM CDT
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lol
recd
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Aug 6, 2008 11:54 PM CDT
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"stop sucking or i'll fucking eat you"
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on
Aug 7, 2008 12:38 AM CDT
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So what was the purpose behind the dino?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on
Aug 7, 2008 12:49 AM CDT
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He threw out the first pitch
and was signed to a minor league contact. Rumor has it that if he can’t make it as a pitcher, the Sox are thinking about converting him to a CFer.
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by The Cheat on
Aug 7, 2008 12:54 AM CDT
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And you thought JD was dangerous out there?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on
Aug 7, 2008 12:55 AM CDT
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An outfield of dinos would rule
OUR CF IS FROM THE JURASSIC ALREADY!!!!
Triceratops catcher FTW!
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by thecip on
Aug 7, 2008 9:17 AM CDT
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Sox had been planning this promotion for years
Problem was, Jurassic Carl wouldn’t let them.
by madvillian on
Aug 7, 2008 10:13 AM CDT
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OHHHHHH WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? I though Rex Grossman threw out the first pitch?
Was I just too high to tell the difference?
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Aug 7, 2008 12:52 PM CDT
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nvm I just went to the chicago spors page and found out for myself.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on
Aug 7, 2008 12:54 AM CDT
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"if i was mark buehrle that fucking thing wouldn't have a head right now"-carl everett
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on
Aug 7, 2008 12:54 AM CDT
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awesme
I am going to recommend that comment. Yes indeed
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on
Aug 7, 2008 1:17 AM CDT
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nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
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nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
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nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Aug 7, 2008 1:24 AM CDT
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very nice colin.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on
Aug 7, 2008 2:02 AM CDT
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I love this
Both Logan and T-Rex have little girl arms.
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by thecip on
Aug 7, 2008 9:16 AM CDT
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I think you got the snap thing backwards
white people snap on 1 and 3, everyone knows that.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on
Aug 7, 2008 11:31 AM CDT
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i think my next post is going to be a proposal to help michigan's ailing economy through
the de-criminalization of pot.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 11:56 PM CDT 0 recs
if Obama is elected president, Jenny should have the hook up right?
and we know that they both toked back in the day.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Aug 6, 2008 11:57 PM CDT
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oh and cheat
since the gamethread was abandoned, can you answer whether or not your equation and my equation for the magic number were equivalent?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 11:59 PM CDT 0 recs
no
you end up a game light on most occasions, especially in the case of half games.
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by The Cheat on
Aug 7, 2008 12:07 AM CDT
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Best's Kosher Hot Dogs breed victory!
VICTORY IS LIFE!
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 7, 2008 12:56 AM CDT 0 recs
legend has it
the 300 Spartans feasted on them before their fateful stand at Thermopylae
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by thecip on
Aug 7, 2008 9:20 AM CDT
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SSS Knows how to party
The SSS meet up was ok.
I got to ask KW’s yes man about one too few pitchers on the staff until Sep. 1.
Several bars later its roughly 4am, I just get home after a little mix up at Bobby G’s in Markham. It wasnt enough fisticuffs to spill into the parking lot, but it was enough to let a fella know hes alive. Yee haw. Thanks for the back up, Larry. You truly are 112 lbs. of basement livin’ badass.
The Game:
My Seats.
Right Field.
Twent plus rows back.
Exactly behind the foul pole.
Thanks Sox.
Ya sons a bitches.
I cant even see the plate from my assigned seat.
Thanks for nothing.
Blog You.
Colin’s mom didnt let him out of the basement(since he didnt take the garbage out) so he wasnt there.
Furby showed, but was about 15 years of age. Hes not part of the bullpen bar crew. Didnt even say hi. But I think that was you in the black Konerko 14.
That leaves Larry. Larry is exactly what you think of when you imagine a nerd on the internets, God bless him. Fast right hand though. Ya gotta watch those skinny guys.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Aug 7, 2008 4:28 AM CDT 0 recs
Larry backed you up in a fight. I’d expect nothing less from the way he talks. Only a White Sox blog meet up would end up with a brawl in a bar that night. I wish I lived closer to the city or didn’t work in the mornings so these week night games were not so hard to get to.
by Grinder in Training on
Aug 7, 2008 8:21 AM CDT
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Cubs fans?
I’d love to come over and go out drinking and then fight some Cubs fans.
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on
Aug 7, 2008 8:39 AM CDT
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They'll gauge your eyes out.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-080728-cubs-sox-fight,0,4148340.story
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on
Aug 7, 2008 9:02 AM CDT
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Or gouge
They will either sit back and assess the situation or rush headlong into a hair-pulling, eye-gouging battle. Those Scrub fans are inscrutable.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Aug 7, 2008 9:41 AM CDT
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especially Fukudome fans (inscrutable)!
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Aug 7, 2008 9:47 AM CDT
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corrected by WU...
Go ahead and put a bullet in me now!
Just goes to show, I have no business being up any time before 11.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on
Aug 7, 2008 1:15 PM CDT
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Hey, if that's the criteria we're gonna be short a few posters here
I really can spell – and am making more of an effort to type well. So kiss my tuckus!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Aug 7, 2008 1:44 PM CDT
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LOL
You’re A-OK in my book sir.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on
Aug 7, 2008 1:44 PM CDT
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"Jaroslaw Czapla's number is unlisted. There were no listings for Boguslaw Czapla or Trojnar."
Does this mean if they were listed they would have published the numbers? I am sure a few sox fans would have this poor guys back. Rumor is they were kicking him with steel toe boots. FUCKING COWARDS!
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Aug 7, 2008 12:59 PM CDT
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They owe us an eye for an eye!
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by thecip on
Aug 7, 2008 9:21 AM CDT
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Did you kick the guy in the balls, bite his leg, or give him a Carrasco head-slap?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 7, 2008 10:14 AM CDT
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i'm not polished. i almost exclusively use my right hand, sometimes set up with a left handed jab, but usually i just use the left hand to hold the guy.
by larry on
Aug 7, 2008 10:20 AM CDT
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I almost exclusively use my right hand...
I also use my right hand when I fight.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 7, 2008 10:49 AM CDT
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Wow, Larry sounds pretty gangsta
does he have cornrows and was he wearing an orange Sox hat sideways?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on
Aug 7, 2008 11:09 AM CDT
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That is how I've always pictured him...
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on
Aug 7, 2008 11:11 AM CDT
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This is how I picture Larry now...

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 7, 2008 11:27 AM CDT
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HA!
Damn copy machine.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on
Aug 7, 2008 11:37 AM CDT
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I picture him a one of those puppet in the balcony
on the muppet show in his mother’s basement
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by thecip on
Aug 7, 2008 1:03 PM CDT
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this is more larrys style.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on
Aug 7, 2008 1:08 PM CDT
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actually thats sort of close
larry = a skinnier mike bolton with a sox hat on
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on
Aug 7, 2008 1:26 PM CDT
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I didn't see what you guys wrote about Carrasco
but the head slap was probably the smartest carreer move he’s ever made. Look at what he’s done since then. We have been lucky to have this guy thus far.
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Aug 7, 2008 1:01 PM CDT
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Masset was the best longman the Sox have ever had and don't you forget it.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Aug 7, 2008 1:04 PM CDT
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Is this your card?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on
Aug 7, 2008 1:20 PM CDT
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I was never a fan of Masset out of the BP
I though he could possibly be a serviceable 5th starter type.
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Aug 7, 2008 2:07 PM CDT
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GDAMNIT! THOUGHT*
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
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15 years of age lol....yeah that was me in the konerko jersey
i forgot i was sitting right behind ya gus…ah oh well on the same token though you didn’t say hi either haha…which one were you though…the guillen jersey? the scuzzy lookin one? you all seemed normal…and i’m about 19 years of age now thank you very much…so almost part of the bullpen bar crew but not quite
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on
Aug 7, 2008 11:27 AM CDT
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When I go onto the main MLB site
and then stats, and the top 50 AL players by batting average. Why isn’t Ramirez in the list, he’s hitting 0.312 non? So he should be in the top ten.
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 7:03 AM CDT 0 recs
He doesn't qualify.
To qualify for batting title, you need to average 3.1 at bats per team game.
Ramirez has 299 at bats
The White Sox have played in 112 games
He would need 347.2 At bats to be qualified.
So even if he played and batted times in the next 50 games he would still be 3 at bats short.
I am going to ask you one time, and i'm gonna ask you nice. Where the fuck is Ringo bitch.
by ElDiablo on
Aug 7, 2008 7:18 AM CDT
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he's played
87 games will 299 at bats; 299 / 87 = 3.44, so he should qualify non?
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