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Danks is Dino-Mite

US Cellular Field saw a rarity, or at least what feels like a rarity, Wednesday night, a pitcher's duel. The Sox pitching as a whole has struggled since the beginning of July. In fact, only once since July 1st have they held an opponent to one run or less. John Danks and the bullpen made it twice, and did it in half the time of last nights marathon affair.

Danks needed to give the bullpen a break after they went 10 innings yesterday, and he was up to the task from the very first inning. He needed just 8 pitches to get three consecutive groundouts to Juan Uribe in the first, and cruised through the early innings thanks to an excellent changeup. His change was so good Wednesday that he ditched his breaking ball altogether, going exclusively with fastball, cutter, change. (Watching CSN's SportsNight as I'm writing this. Toby said Danks' curve was crap in the bullpen, so he didn't call one all game.)

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Justin Verlander had an answer for Danks most of the night, at one point retiring 12 White Sox batters in a row, but the Sox got to him on the bookends. In the first, Jim Thome tagged a 3-run shot to left-center for his 6th career HR off Verlander. Carlos Quentin did a great job making sure Thome got to the plate with men on base; first getting the Sox first hit of the night on a 0-2 pitch, then breaking up what looked to be a sure double play with a hard slide at second base. Were it not for the slide, Jermaine Dye would have been out at first easily. In the 8th, as Verlander reached well into the triple digits, Dye redeemed himself by inciting a 2-out rally with a double down the right field line. Verlander intentionally walked Thome, for obvious reasons, to get to Paul Konerko, who had to earn his way on with a 7-pitch walk to chase Verlander at 130 pitches.

Alexei Ramirez capped the sox 2-out rally to provide the much-needed insurance runs with a single off Verlander's replacement, Aquilino Lopez, before getting caught in a rundown between first and second. All of the Sox runs came with 2-outs, so it really was a rare night at USCF. Ramirez' hit was huge because of the obvious--there is a world of difference between a single or a walk bringing the tying run to the plate versus a 3 (singles or walks)-- and the Tigers had the heart of the order due up in the 9th.

I thought Joey Cora pulled Danks at least one batter too soon--I would have liked to seen him work into the 8th to really give the pen the night off--but his last pitch was a truly terrible pitch. With Magglio Ordonez in scoring position, Danks seemed to be working Gary Sheffield over when Toby Hall called for a high--out of the zone high--fastball. Danks grooved one down the middle, thigh high, and he was lucky Sheffield only stroked it for a double. In hindsight, it might have been an inspired pull by Cora, but it felt a little quick to me.

Meta

In the interest of keeping the front page a little cleaner, I'm going to implement a new way to deal with the overflow gamethreads. We'll still use them, but as soon as the recap goes up, assuming there is a recap, I'll demote the overflow threads from the front page. (So Stop re-promoting them, Wiz.) The site looked a little ridiculous yesterday with 5 threads taking up prime content real estate. They'll still be fully accessible, but they won't be as visible once the recap goes up.

From now on, once the recap goes up the old gamethreads will be available in two places, one on the right sidebar and one on the left. On the right, there is box below the FanShots listing the last three gamethreads. On the left, there is the link cleverly titled "Game Threads" in the Sections box that will take you to a page that has nothing but the latest gamethreads. Hopefully, the cleaner front page will prompt more posting from Colin and Shaftr, wink, wink.

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nice to see cheat taking an active role in the blog again

Seriously though, have some guys lined up to post when you aren’t around. Or at least have some guy to delegate.

by madvillian on Aug 6, 2008 11:18 PM CDT   0 recs

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

it’s not just for cycling trough comments

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 6, 2008 11:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

BUT WHEN DID HE HAVE A BOWEL MOVEMENT???!?!?!1111

Good, now the Packers can go 11-5 and stomp the shit out of that pathetic division.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 11:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

But our weed/Indian cinema/college education discussion were so important!

Some extra content that isn’t threads would be appreciated. 85 days till Bulls season opener must be filled somehow.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 6, 2008 11:19 PM CDT   0 recs

extra content? extra fucking content?

i’ve got minor league autopsies. i’ve got kenwo. i’ve got blog night recaps. quit your goddamn whining. cheat and i will close this site faster than you can stuff your cock-gobbling sorrys into a sack, mister. when i was your age i would have cut the left nut off of SSH to have a site like this. thank god i donated that money to the 700 club and the lord answered my prayers and brought me this site. otherwise i’d be at WSI with all those homers.

by larry on Aug 6, 2008 11:27 PM CDT to parent up   1 recs

blog night recaps?

hogwash. I see nothing. NOTHING!

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 6, 2008 11:39 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

the headline is very, very caucasian, cheat. dino-mite? no, DY-NO-MITE. i bet you snap on 2 and 4 instead of 1 and 3, too.

the headline is very, very caucasian. dino-mite? no, DY-NO-MITE. i bet you snap on 2 and 4 instead of 1 and 3, too.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 6, 2008 11:23 PM CDT   0 recs

lol

recd

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 11:54 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 12:35 AM CDT to parent up   1 recs

"stop sucking or i'll fucking eat you"

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 12:38 AM CDT to parent up   1 recs

So what was the purpose behind the dino?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 12:49 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

He threw out the first pitch

and was signed to a minor league contact. Rumor has it that if he can’t make it as a pitcher, the Sox are thinking about converting him to a CFer.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 12:54 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

And you thought JD was dangerous out there?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 12:55 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

An outfield of dinos would rule

OUR CF IS FROM THE JURASSIC ALREADY!!!!

Triceratops catcher FTW!

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:17 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Sox had been planning this promotion for years

Problem was, Jurassic Carl wouldn’t let them.

by madvillian on Aug 7, 2008 10:13 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

OHHHHHH WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? I though Rex Grossman threw out the first pitch?

Was I just too high to tell the difference?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 7, 2008 12:52 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

nvm I just went to the chicago spors page and found out for myself.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 12:54 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

"if i was mark buehrle that fucking thing wouldn't have a head right now"-carl everett

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 12:54 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

awesme

I am going to recommend that comment. Yes indeed

by jeeves on Aug 7, 2008 1:17 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

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nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 1:24 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

htmlfuckingowned

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 1:24 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 1:24 AM CDT to parent up   1 recs

very nice colin.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 2:02 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I love this

Both Logan and T-Rex have little girl arms.

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:16 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I think you got the snap thing backwards

white people snap on 1 and 3, everyone knows that.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 11:31 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i think my next post is going to be a proposal to help michigan's ailing economy through

the de-criminalization of pot.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 11:56 PM CDT   0 recs

if Obama is elected president, Jenny should have the hook up right?

and we know that they both toked back in the day.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 11:57 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

oh and cheat

since the gamethread was abandoned, can you answer whether or not your equation and my equation for the magic number were equivalent?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 6, 2008 11:59 PM CDT   0 recs

no

you end up a game light on most occasions, especially in the case of half games.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 12:07 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Best's Kosher Hot Dogs breed victory!

VICTORY IS LIFE!

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 7, 2008 12:56 AM CDT   0 recs

legend has it

the 300 Spartans feasted on them before their fateful stand at Thermopylae

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

SSS Knows how to party

The SSS meet up was ok.

I got to ask KW’s yes man about one too few pitchers on the staff until Sep. 1.
Several bars later its roughly 4am, I just get home after a little mix up at Bobby G’s in Markham. It wasnt enough fisticuffs to spill into the parking lot, but it was enough to let a fella know hes alive. Yee haw. Thanks for the back up, Larry. You truly are 112 lbs. of basement livin’ badass.

The Game:
My Seats.
Right Field.
Twent plus rows back.
Exactly behind the foul pole.
Thanks Sox.
Ya sons a bitches.
I cant even see the plate from my assigned seat.
Thanks for nothing.
Blog You.

Colin’s mom didnt let him out of the basement(since he didnt take the garbage out) so he wasnt there.
Furby showed, but was about 15 years of age. Hes not part of the bullpen bar crew. Didnt even say hi. But I think that was you in the black Konerko 14.
That leaves Larry. Larry is exactly what you think of when you imagine a nerd on the internets, God bless him. Fast right hand though. Ya gotta watch those skinny guys.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 7, 2008 4:28 AM CDT   0 recs

Larry backed you up in a fight. I’d expect nothing less from the way he talks. Only a White Sox blog meet up would end up with a brawl in a bar that night. I wish I lived closer to the city or didn’t work in the mornings so these week night games were not so hard to get to.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 7, 2008 8:21 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Cubs fans?

I’d love to come over and go out drinking and then fight some Cubs fans.

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 8:39 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Or gouge

They will either sit back and assess the situation or rush headlong into a hair-pulling, eye-gouging battle. Those Scrub fans are inscrutable.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

especially Fukudome fans (inscrutable)!

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 9:47 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

corrected by WU...

Go ahead and put a bullet in me now!

Just goes to show, I have no business being up any time before 11.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 1:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Hey, if that's the criteria we're gonna be short a few posters here

I really can spell – and am making more of an effort to type well. So kiss my tuckus!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 1:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL

You’re A-OK in my book sir.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 1:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

"Jaroslaw Czapla's number is unlisted. There were no listings for Boguslaw Czapla or Trojnar."

Does this mean if they were listed they would have published the numbers? I am sure a few sox fans would have this poor guys back. Rumor is they were kicking him with steel toe boots. FUCKING COWARDS!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 7, 2008 12:59 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

They owe us an eye for an eye!

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 AM CDT to parent up   1 recs

all true.

gus’ roundhouse kick is fucking amazing.

by larry on Aug 7, 2008 10:06 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I almost exclusively use my right hand...

I also use my right hand when I fight.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 10:49 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Wow, Larry sounds pretty gangsta

does he have cornrows and was he wearing an orange Sox hat sideways?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2008 11:09 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

That is how I've always pictured him...

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 11:11 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

This is how I picture Larry now...

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 11:27 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

HA!

Damn copy machine.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 7, 2008 11:37 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I picture him a one of those puppet in the balcony

on the muppet show in his mother’s basement

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 1:03 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

this is more larrys style.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 1:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

actually thats sort of close

larry = a skinnier mike bolton with a sox hat on

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 7, 2008 1:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I didn't see what you guys wrote about Carrasco

but the head slap was probably the smartest carreer move he’s ever made. Look at what he’s done since then. We have been lucky to have this guy thus far.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 7, 2008 1:01 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Is this your card?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 1:20 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I was never a fan of Masset out of the BP

I though he could possibly be a serviceable 5th starter type.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 7, 2008 2:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

GDAMNIT! THOUGHT*

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 7, 2008 2:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

15 years of age lol....yeah that was me in the konerko jersey

i forgot i was sitting right behind ya gus…ah oh well on the same token though you didn’t say hi either haha…which one were you though…the guillen jersey? the scuzzy lookin one? you all seemed normal…and i’m about 19 years of age now thank you very much…so almost part of the bullpen bar crew but not quite

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 11:27 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

When I go onto the main MLB site

and then stats, and the top 50 AL players by batting average. Why isn’t Ramirez in the list, he’s hitting 0.312 non? So he should be in the top ten.

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 7:03 AM CDT   0 recs

He doesn't qualify.

To qualify for batting title, you need to average 3.1 at bats per team game.
Ramirez has 299 at bats
The White Sox have played in 112 games
He would need 347.2 At bats to be qualified.
So even if he played and batted times in the next 50 games he would still be 3 at bats short.

I am going to ask you one time, and i'm gonna ask you nice. Where the fuck is Ringo bitch.

by ElDiablo on Aug 7, 2008 7:18 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

he's played

87 games will 299 at bats; 299 / 87 = 3.44, so he should qualify non?

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 7:26 AM CDT