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Game 114: White Sox (63-49) vs. Tigers (55-58)

Acmilan_tiny by The Wizard on in Game Threads

Detroit Tigers @ Chicago White Sox


Javier Vazquez (RHP) vs. Zach Miner (RHP)

Time: 7:11 p.m. CT, TV: WCIU, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; MLB Gameday 3D)

Today's Starters

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
Javier Vazquez 8-9 22 22 1 0 0 0 141.0 151 75 73 19 40 133 4.66 1.35
Zach Miner 5-4 35 3 0 0 0 3 62.0 57 29 26 5 31 32 3.77 1.42

GO SOX!

Q! hits HR #30!

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"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:01 PM CDT   0 recs

damnit

game on WCIU. now i’m going to have to rely on farmio. i find some of his pitch type/location calls frivolous and/or inaccurate.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 6:17 PM CDT   0 recs

go back to hell.

Hahahahahaha

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 6:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i'm already there.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 6:45 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

SSH pay you a visit?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:46 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

actually

i often find the negativity entertaining. it’s kind of like when you’re playing golf and you are getting pissed off and are about to fling one of your clubs, but before you do one of your playing partners goes beserk and chucks a club across a road or something. suddenly you somehow feel better.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 6:53 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I played a few months ago on a soggy field and slipped,

lets just say that both my and my friends scores didnt matter afterwards. I laugh every time I think about it.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:57 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Married?

Employed?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 6:52 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm surprised to see a game thread on front page!

all they do is clutter the page, make it look like a frat house after a kegger, and invite noxious company.
Oh well. Anything to keep Wiz gainfully employed (I guess).

Regards

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 6:24 PM CDT   0 recs

oh... And my pigeons want to fuck.

any thoughts on appropriate music for their aviary ?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 6:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Hoody on your get on your bad side? or just feel like being an ass?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I should really hire a proof reader.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

That's what the "preview" button is for, fucktard.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 6:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I live life in the fast lane bitch, no time to preview.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

live by the sword, die by the sword

no time to preview = no time for a proof reader

Clearly, if you want to risk looking like an incompetent jackass (ie WU), that’s your decision. I was just trying to save you the embarrassment of being equated to a old fogy.

BTW, WU, you’re welcome for the compliment. ;)

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 6:37 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

How about I just kill myself?

Would that make you happy? You POS.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Oddly enough, it just might

Just kidding with you, OG.

But you might want to hack off an arm or a leg, just for old times’ sake.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 8:03 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Let him hire someone!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Need a job?

did you get laid off or something?

Note: getting laid off isn’t something I should be joking about, but I figure we’re all friends…in an internet sort of way.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 8:04 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

No, though a whole bunch of us did last week.

I’d rather edit your posts than work at my job!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 8:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

yes

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:03 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Thanks you really answered my question... not!!

you see what I did there?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Uh-huh

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

thx pierzynskirules

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:13 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

great i'm already being made fun of

what joy!

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

wow great time.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

timing rather.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Otis always does it for my cockatiels.

I’d say start there, and if that doesn’t cut it, you could always sing to them yourself you lazy POS.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 6:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Can go wrong with Barry White, it works on snakes.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:36 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

You can?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 6:39 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Cant*

Ive already explained that I dont check what Ive typed before I post.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I was laughing, and about to hit the "rec'd" button,

and then the first 2 pictures of him are in an A’s uniform? It was like seeing the guy’s johnson in “The Crying Game” – HOLY SHIT!

Please purge this to the netherlands where it belongs.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Despite that I still enjoyed it.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I just got done saying that on the afternoon post.

in more words, of course.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Amount of times people will make a remark about the clicks as "too stressful"

My bet: 21 comments.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 6:27 PM CDT   0 recs

only if Wiz and larry get into it.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 6:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

a win this evening buries the les tigres for good.

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 6:29 PM CDT   0 recs

game threads, what game threads? I don't see any gamethreads and I've been clicking my ass off for hours.

This site is getting too stressful.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 6:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

OG you're all over the place tonight

This is gonna be fun!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 6:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Its the sugar!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

That or the Barry White

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 6:47 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

My darling I... oh umm, you saw nothing!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:49 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Jermaine has a 1.545 OPS against Miner

And he’s on the bench. 2 doubles, 2 homers in 13 plate appearances.

by dugwood on Aug 7, 2008 6:43 PM CDT   0 recs

Its not like Griffey is facing a south paw, lets see what he does.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

He's nicked up from last night

which made the double in his last AB even more impressive. Tough. Chicago tough, he is.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 6:54 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Nicked up?

Is that getting knocked up by a guy named Nick?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

13 PAs huh?

that’s the hugest most satisfying sample size ever

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:23 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Sox, Tigers and Bears, oh my!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:48 PM CDT   0 recs

I'm going to have the Bears on at first, flipping betwixt the two

At least until, the first string comes off.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:00 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

off what? Orton's jock?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:02 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

time to sit down

warm up a pizza, open a few cans of soda and party!

MrROFL.com

by shaftr on Aug 7, 2008 7:04 PM CDT   0 recs

living the high life, heh?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:06 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

think he means open a can of beans and open a pbr.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

"How I roll", perhaps?

You sound very young, white, and suburbany with the “party” thing.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

the proper current vernacular is "how i do"

i like the effort wu, but you’re still slipping.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

start the fucking game already

1.5mil for 3 years of starting the game at 7:11? BS. anyone else think the sox could have gotten more?

this game should have started 3 minutes ago. BS.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 7:06 PM CDT   0 recs

patience no longer a virtue?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 7, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

YES!

but be grateful it wasn’t Boeing. A 7:57 start would be brutal.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

AHHHHHHHHHHH

BUEHRLEMAN IS GETTING ANGRY

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 7:08 PM CDT   0 recs

3rd person reference

You’ve crossed the line, Britney.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 7, 2008 7:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

SSH will cheer you up!

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

actually

the 1st player to refer to himself in the 3rd person was billy “kid” gleason. in the st. louis post dispatch september 22, 1894.
according to peter morris- a game of inches-the game behind the scene.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 7:12 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

the sportswriter? I knew he was old but...

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

his 2 books that comprise "a game of inches"

“the game on the field” and “the game behind the scenes” are fanfuckingtastic.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

DJ looked extra stoned tonight

I thought he was gonna lapse into a power nod

Chan Ho YARD!

by oahu420 on Aug 7, 2008 7:12 PM CDT   0 recs

hello all my pals

you will have the pleasure of my company tonight as I am sending my apprentice in to do my work tomorrow.

I have a codfish baking in the oven and some turnips on the boil.

no one could help me about parrots? very disappointed

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 7:12 PM CDT   0 recs

Your first mistake was thinking you would get help from this site,

the second was the turnips.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

of course all you lot eat

is hot dogs and hamburgers, that’s why you are all so fat

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 7:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

*frowns as he takes another bite of his salad*

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

ha!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Gotta keep the weight off.

Keepin an eye on my girlish figure and all.

I too want to fit in a small again ;-)

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs