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Game 114: White Sox (63-49) vs. Tigers (55-58)

Acmilan_tiny by The Wizard on in Game Threads Comment 422 comments

Detroit Tigers @ Chicago White Sox


Javier Vazquez (RHP) vs. Zach Miner (RHP)

Time: 7:11 p.m. CT, TV: WCIU, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; MLB Gameday 3D)

Today's Starters

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
Javier Vazquez 8-9 22 22 1 0 0 0 141.0 151 75 73 19 40 133 4.66 1.35
Zach Miner 5-4 35 3 0 0 0 3 62.0 57 29 26 5 31 32 3.77 1.42

GO SOX!

Q! hits HR #30!

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My thread.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damnit

game on WCIU. now i’m going to have to rely on farmio. i find some of his pitch type/location calls frivolous and/or inaccurate.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

go back to hell.

Hahahahahaha

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 6:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm already there.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 6:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SSH pay you a visit?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

actually

i often find the negativity entertaining. it’s kind of like when you’re playing golf and you are getting pissed off and are about to fling one of your clubs, but before you do one of your playing partners goes beserk and chucks a club across a road or something. suddenly you somehow feel better.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 6:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I played a few months ago on a soggy field and slipped,

lets just say that both my and my friends scores didnt matter afterwards. I laugh every time I think about it.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Married?

Employed?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 6:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm surprised to see a game thread on front page!

all they do is clutter the page, make it look like a frat house after a kegger, and invite noxious company.
Oh well. Anything to keep Wiz gainfully employed (I guess).

Regards

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh... And my pigeons want to fuck.

any thoughts on appropriate music for their aviary ?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 6:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hoody on your get on your bad side? or just feel like being an ass?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I should really hire a proof reader.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's what the "preview" button is for, fucktard.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 6:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I live life in the fast lane bitch, no time to preview.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

live by the sword, die by the sword

no time to preview = no time for a proof reader

Clearly, if you want to risk looking like an incompetent jackass (ie WU), that’s your decision. I was just trying to save you the embarrassment of being equated to a old fogy.

BTW, WU, you’re welcome for the compliment. ;)

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 6:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How about I just kill myself?

Would that make you happy? You POS.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oddly enough, it just might

Just kidding with you, OG.

But you might want to hack off an arm or a leg, just for old times’ sake.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 8:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let him hire someone!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Need a job?

did you get laid off or something?

Note: getting laid off isn’t something I should be joking about, but I figure we’re all friends…in an internet sort of way.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 8:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, though a whole bunch of us did last week.

I’d rather edit your posts than work at my job!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 8:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks you really answered my question... not!!

you see what I did there?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uh-huh

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thx pierzynskirules

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

great i'm already being made fun of

what joy!

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow great time.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

timing rather.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Otis always does it for my cockatiels.

I’d say start there, and if that doesn’t cut it, you could always sing to them yourself you lazy POS.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 6:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can go wrong with Barry White, it works on snakes.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You can?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 6:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cant*

Ive already explained that I dont check what Ive typed before I post.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was laughing, and about to hit the "rec'd" button,

and then the first 2 pictures of him are in an A’s uniform? It was like seeing the guy’s johnson in “The Crying Game” – HOLY SHIT!

Please purge this to the netherlands where it belongs.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Despite that I still enjoyed it.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just got done saying that on the afternoon post.

in more words, of course.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Amount of times people will make a remark about the clicks as "too stressful"

My bet: 21 comments.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 6:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

only if Wiz and larry get into it.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 6:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

game threads, what game threads? I don't see any gamethreads and I've been clicking my ass off for hours.

This site is getting too stressful.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 6:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OG you're all over the place tonight

This is gonna be fun!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 6:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Its the sugar!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That or the Barry White

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 6:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My darling I... oh umm, you saw nothing!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jermaine has a 1.545 OPS against Miner

And he’s on the bench. 2 doubles, 2 homers in 13 plate appearances.

by dugwood on Aug 7, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Its not like Griffey is facing a south paw, lets see what he does.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's nicked up from last night

which made the double in his last AB even more impressive. Tough. Chicago tough, he is.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 6:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nicked up?

Is that getting knocked up by a guy named Nick?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

13 PAs huh?

that’s the hugest most satisfying sample size ever

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sox, Tigers and Bears, oh my!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm going to have the Bears on at first, flipping betwixt the two

At least until, the first string comes off.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

off what? Orton's jock?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

time to sit down

warm up a pizza, open a few cans of soda and party!

MrROFL.com

by shaftr on Aug 7, 2008 7:04 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

living the high life, heh?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

think he means open a can of beans and open a pbr.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"How I roll", perhaps?

You sound very young, white, and suburbany with the “party” thing.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the proper current vernacular is "how i do"

i like the effort wu, but you’re still slipping.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

start the fucking game already

1.5mil for 3 years of starting the game at 7:11? BS. anyone else think the sox could have gotten more?

this game should have started 3 minutes ago. BS.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

patience no longer a virtue?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 7, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES!

but be grateful it wasn’t Boeing. A 7:57 start would be brutal.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AHHHHHHHHHHH

BUEHRLEMAN IS GETTING ANGRY

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3rd person reference

You’ve crossed the line, Britney.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 7, 2008 7:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SSH will cheer you up!

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

actually

the 1st player to refer to himself in the 3rd person was billy “kid” gleason. in the st. louis post dispatch september 22, 1894.
according to peter morris- a game of inches-the game behind the scene.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 7:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the sportswriter? I knew he was old but...

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

his 2 books that comprise "a game of inches"

“the game on the field” and “the game behind the scenes” are fanfuckingtastic.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DJ looked extra stoned tonight

I thought he was gonna lapse into a power nod

Chan Ho YARD!

by oahu420 on Aug 7, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hello all my pals

you will have the pleasure of my company tonight as I am sending my apprentice in to do my work tomorrow.

I have a codfish baking in the oven and some turnips on the boil.

no one could help me about parrots? very disappointed

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Your first mistake was thinking you would get help from this site,

the second was the turnips.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

of course all you lot eat

is hot dogs and hamburgers, that’s why you are all so fat

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 7:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*frowns as he takes another bite of his salad*

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gotta keep the weight off.

Keepin an eye on my girlish figure and all.

I too want to fit in a small again ;-)

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ill have you know that I just had nachos, how wrong you were.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And buffalo wings

Never forget the buffalo wings

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is the best comment today.

ripping into literally everyone else on the site and then a polite closing. too good! rec’d.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how was the water park

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 7, 2008 7:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Any teenage girls fall for your shit?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

probably their mothers.

and MM, maybe “regards” is a Brit (cough) form of “clearly”?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i couldn't have written a more british sounding comment than the hoodlight's.

it was perfect.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

unfortunately, you brought up a sore spot for me.

i got stuck in a trade at work and had to let my buddies go without me. sucks. it was a last second thing. i’m trying not to think about what i missed.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

15 year old tang

Schools open in a couple weeks. You’re right back in business, Chester.

;)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wooderson: That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And abortion clinics everywhere are rejoicing.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

(Monty Python style)

yay

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if you're saying i'm not gentleman enough to pull out, then you're wrong.

usually.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

your job isn't done if you aren't aiming properly thereafter

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Said with such conviction....

I almost don’t think you’re a giant pos.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ziti

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 7, 2008 7:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

burritos too you asshole

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is the "codfish in the oven"

a metaphor for butt sex?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

god i hope so

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 7, 2008 7:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know all you eat is

hot dogs and cheeseburgers, but Cod is a fish, look it up, it swims in the sea, and tastes very nice

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 7:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sounds like a woman to me, Poindexter

Look up the term “metaphor”, Einstein.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

forgot to throw in nerd!!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

though obviously sarcastic but i love using this pic.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they put THAT up their butts?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's a metaphor you asshole

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fail

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

chicken fucker

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh fuck yes

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He wuz robbed

Damn AJ shift.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hard keeping track of the thread and both games at once.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what thread?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The thread hanging off of Kyle Orton's jock.

16-plays capped by a five yard Larry Johnson TD run.

Go Bears?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this one, its mine.

read the first comment in case you havent already.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes

He omnipotently grabbed it

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

very much, consider this thread grabbed.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's the only thing he grabs

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can I get a press release for that?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you forgot my penis.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wouldn't be the female to forget it

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

err first female

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

except him knowing how to use it

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wait, your talking to me or hazy?

reply to the proper comments plz.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why start now?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh shut the hell up

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i did you pos

i’m talking to you

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well you replied to hazy's comment so i dont know.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no i didn't read iit again

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

vision problem?

no matter, im ending this.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

time for the oh face?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

youjust came out of nowhere

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

on your face?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rofl!!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's what SHE said

ZING!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no, thanks

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

for a gal of just a few short words, you'd think more of them

would end up spelled right

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hell no.

This thread is killing me.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it got out of hand quickly, didnt it?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shut up and swallow

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

wrecked

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes

Omnipotently

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

where'd it go?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's what SHE said!

Zing Zing!!!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a twofer!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why is everyone such a goddamn asshole today?

football does make you aggressive.

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Smells like "Victory".

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK ALL Y'ALL

also what’s going on in the game?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if y'all dont like me, blow me

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 7, 2008 7:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

word matt.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

detroit has a runner on first and two out top 2nd

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fatty Cabrera beat out an infield hit

by hitting it to fattier Uribe

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 7, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

which game?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

amazing

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We're a classy bunch

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my roommate is listening to radiohead

i think he’s been hitting the bong again

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

which album?

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok comp

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nothing wrong with that

Their best work IMO

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

agreed

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not true

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's in my top 4

after that: Purple Rain, Plastic Ono Band & Revolver.

MrROFL.com

by shaftr on Aug 7, 2008 7:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my top three is

In The Aeroplane Over The Sea
Oh Inverted World
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot

i had Let It Be (the ‘mats version) fourth, but now i’m not sure. not totally sure about YHF either. but that’s how i’m rolling for now.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

your persuasive

I AGREE!

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cant argue with fact

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 7, 2008 7:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've never had a persuasive before

Apostrophes. Learn to love them.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2nd favorite

next to kid a

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

could be worse

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh i totally dig radiohead

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did Chiburb tell you to say that?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nope

he probably thinks thom yorke is the prime fucking minister

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chi is down with the internetz and radiohead.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His daughter worships them.

http://www.beachwoodreporter.com/music/my_life_as_headhead.php

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you're quite the obsessive

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Somehow I'm doubting you kids will end up together

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How the tides have turned.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahaha

Somehow I’m doubting.

Hey speaking of – Where’s my Chelexei t-shirt, WU?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I want one too

Just not in a small.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only have large available

Come to the park the 13th. I’ve got 8 left.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's gonna be a bit of a challenge for me...

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just shrink it!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Um.

I think you know what I’m talking about.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh right...

Seattle.

I have an ex-girlfriend flying home next week from the PacNW for her brother’s wedding. She’s looking for a buddy. Hop along!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is she buying my ticket?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if she does

you gotta put out remember

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 7, 2008 7:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It would be totally worth the Chelexei shirt.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Doubt it

But she’s good company.

You should feel privileged to share a row with her.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

interesting comments given this is an ex

WHAT ELSE DONT WE KNOW HAZY

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She's one of the good ones.

She’s engaged though, so who knows how that would go.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 8:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sack up

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 7, 2008 7:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll be the one meekly knocking on the skybox door looking for handouts

while you and Larry sip Appletinis

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

only large?

what the eff, man? can a man get a god damned xl?

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cut off the arms

and make it into a wife-beater, you Focaccia Fighter, you.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i look amazing in a dago tee!

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shameless self promotion

or selfless shame promotion…

you decide

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll take both.

I’m not making money for it, I don’t need to promote.
:)

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh, also, I wrote that in Sept 2006, and I am far less gushy nowadays.

It came up in topic!
Fuck you guys!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is why i save my best stuff for college football

bunch of savages in this town

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gum in the lock?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

all up in it yo

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what smells like shoe polish?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gushy? how old are you again?

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

47 right?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Two weeks into 24.

I was a fresh 22 then.
Things were different then.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you repeated yourself less i hope

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nope!

nope!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HSA Two Times

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(two times)

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

at my ripe old age, 22 is kinda hazy.

but i’m pretty sure i never got gushy.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you just fucked them bitches and got drunk while doing so

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i guess some things never change.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What a difference two years can make

I would have been gushy about Radiohead in 06 too.

Then they released In Rainbows.

Blah

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, that album sucks.

;P

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You know

I think you’re the first person to agree with me on that.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

speaking in the third person now?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm not a big fan of the deeply religious.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oddly, religions aren't fond of you either.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

me and the devil do okay.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Somehow I think you kids will end up in a clinic together

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

me and the devil are elusive too.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 8:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HSA

You were at Radiohead 2003 at Alpine Valley?

Me too.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 8:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was working

Lame

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 8:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the show downtown, what, like 6 years ago was amazing

best show ive ever seen

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 8:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, that was a spiritual experience for me.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 8:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah.

I was left speechless. It was too good.

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 8:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And Grant Park 2001.

Both shows at the Auditorium Theatre (when they toured the In Rainbows stuff 2 years before its release).

Going in 2 weeks to White River Amphitheater here.

Stoked as all hell.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 8:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bedwetters music

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 7:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And the Bears offense sputters.

Gonna be a long season…

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

16 games

is pretty quick. It’s when they make those stupid playoffs that the season takes forever.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 7, 2008 7:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

biweek sucks too.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you may as well be watching ST in Feb. for all the relevance to the season.

of saying they won’t suck, but to draw any conclusions from this is SSH like.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeeeaaaaah

I’m a football homer, for the first few weeks.

I’ll settle in a week or two.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY, GOD CREATED ORTON


HE SAID FUCK ALL’YALL.

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YOU FUCKED UP THE APOSTROPHE YOU ASSHOLE

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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YOU CRAZY.

I DONT USE YOUR FOO WAYS OF PUNCTUATIN’

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EXCEPT IN THAT SENTENCE YOU MEAN

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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JUST FLOWIN'

2 LEGIT 2 QUIT

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THIS IS THE REALEST PART OF THIS THREAD'

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NO DOUBT

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tigers' announcer:

“The Tigers have really struggled to score runs in this series. Well, not in the first game. They scored enough to win in the first game. But last night, they struggled to score.”

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's invite them on our site

They’d fit right in.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Our chief problem has been two fold!

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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ya' know DJ

it’s like a double edged positive sword.
one of hawk’s all time best

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dear Javy,

What the fuck?

Regards,

Joist

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Javy is killing me here

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how about your family?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 7:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

when the fuck did the bases get loaded?

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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Around the same time

you were mocking others’ punctuational abilities.

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by Joist on Aug 7, 2008 7:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i have a shtick dude

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love when gentiles use Yiddish words.

Makes my Jewish ass all proud.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 7, 2008 7:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shlemiel

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Putz

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

J.J.?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 7, 2008 7:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bitter herbs and shit like that

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who's to say I'm not??!

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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i do

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 7, 2008 7:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, but you know.

not the same

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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not a gentile?

Aren’t too many of us named Colin. If I’m mistaken, please forgive me and accept my peace offering of gefilte fish.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 7, 2008 7:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'll take the fish

but i regretfully inform you i’m Catholic

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

more methaphors for butt sex?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:46 PM CDT to parent up