Game 114: White Sox (63-49) vs. Tigers (55-58)
by The Wizard on Aug 7, 2008 6:00 PM CDT
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Detroit Tigers at Chicago White Sox, Aug 7, 2008 7:11 PM CDT
Javier Vazquez (RHP) vs. Zach Miner (RHP)
Time: 7:11 p.m. CT, TV: WCIU, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; MLB Gameday 3D)
GO SOX!
Q! hits HR #30!
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My thread.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damnit
game on WCIU. now i’m going to have to rely on farmio. i find some of his pitch type/location calls frivolous and/or inaccurate.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go back to hell.
Hahahahahaha
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm already there.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SSH pay you a visit?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually
i often find the negativity entertaining. it’s kind of like when you’re playing golf and you are getting pissed off and are about to fling one of your clubs, but before you do one of your playing partners goes beserk and chucks a club across a road or something. suddenly you somehow feel better.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I played a few months ago on a soggy field and slipped,
lets just say that both my and my friends scores didnt matter afterwards. I laugh every time I think about it.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Married?
Employed?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm surprised to see a game thread on front page!
all they do is clutter the page, make it look like a frat house after a kegger, and invite noxious company.
Oh well. Anything to keep Wiz gainfully employed (I guess).
Regards
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh... And my pigeons want to fuck.
any thoughts on appropriate music for their aviary ?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hoody on your get on your bad side? or just feel like being an ass?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should really hire a proof reader.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what the "preview" button is for, fucktard.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I live life in the fast lane bitch, no time to preview.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
live by the sword, die by the sword
no time to preview = no time for a proof reader
Clearly, if you want to risk looking like an incompetent jackass (ie WU), that’s your decision. I was just trying to save you the embarrassment of being equated to a old fogy.
BTW, WU, you’re welcome for the compliment. ;)
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about I just kill myself?
Would that make you happy? You POS.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oddly enough, it just might
Just kidding with you, OG.
But you might want to hack off an arm or a leg, just for old times’ sake.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let him hire someone!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Need a job?
did you get laid off or something?
Note: getting laid off isn’t something I should be joking about, but I figure we’re all friends…in an internet sort of way.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, though a whole bunch of us did last week.
I’d rather edit your posts than work at my job!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks you really answered my question... not!!
you see what I did there?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh-huh
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thx pierzynskirules
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
great i'm already being made fun of
what joy!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow great time.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
timing rather.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Otis always does it for my cockatiels.
I’d say start there, and if that doesn’t cut it, you could always sing to them yourself you lazy POS.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can go wrong with Barry White, it works on snakes.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cant*
Ive already explained that I dont check what Ive typed before I post.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frank Thomas tribute video with Barry White music ftw.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBF9IxcYFt8
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was laughing, and about to hit the "rec'd" button,
and then the first 2 pictures of him are in an A’s uniform? It was like seeing the guy’s johnson in “The Crying Game” – HOLY SHIT!
Please purge this to the netherlands where it belongs.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Despite that I still enjoyed it.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just got done saying that on the afternoon post.
in more words, of course.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amount of times people will make a remark about the clicks as "too stressful"
My bet: 21 comments.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 6:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
only if Wiz and larry get into it.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a win this evening buries the les tigres for good.
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
btw, where the fuck are the game threads? all this clicking is driving me to drink.
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
game threads, what game threads? I don't see any gamethreads and I've been clicking my ass off for hours.
This site is getting too stressful.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Aug 7, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OG you're all over the place tonight
This is gonna be fun!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its the sugar!
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That or the Barry White
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My darling I... oh umm, you saw nothing!
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jermaine has a 1.545 OPS against Miner
And he’s on the bench. 2 doubles, 2 homers in 13 plate appearances.
by dugwood on Aug 7, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Its not like Griffey is facing a south paw, lets see what he does.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's nicked up from last night
which made the double in his last AB even more impressive. Tough. Chicago tough, he is.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nicked up?
Is that getting knocked up by a guy named Nick?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
13 PAs huh?
that’s the hugest most satisfying sample size ever
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe getting drilled in the ribs yesterday is the reason?
by dugwood on Aug 7, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That would be a good reason.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox, Tigers and Bears, oh my!
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to have the Bears on at first, flipping betwixt the two
At least until, the first string comes off.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
off what? Orton's jock?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
time to sit down
warm up a pizza, open a few cans of soda and party!
by shaftr on Aug 7, 2008 7:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
living the high life, heh?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
think he means open a can of beans and open a pbr.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"How I roll", perhaps?
You sound very young, white, and suburbany with the “party” thing.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the proper current vernacular is "how i do"
i like the effort wu, but you’re still slipping.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
start the fucking game already
1.5mil for 3 years of starting the game at 7:11? BS. anyone else think the sox could have gotten more?
this game should have started 3 minutes ago. BS.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
patience no longer a virtue?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 7, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AHHHHHHHHHHH
BUEHRLEMAN IS GETTING ANGRY
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3rd person reference
You’ve crossed the line, Britney.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 7, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SSH will cheer you up!
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually
the 1st player to refer to himself in the 3rd person was billy “kid” gleason. in the st. louis post dispatch september 22, 1894.
according to peter morris- a game of inches-the game behind the scene.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the sportswriter? I knew he was old but...
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
his 2 books that comprise "a game of inches"
“the game on the field” and “the game behind the scenes” are fanfuckingtastic.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DJ looked extra stoned tonight
I thought he was gonna lapse into a power nod
Chan Ho YARD!
by oahu420 on Aug 7, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hello all my pals
you will have the pleasure of my company tonight as I am sending my apprentice in to do my work tomorrow.
I have a codfish baking in the oven and some turnips on the boil.
no one could help me about parrots? very disappointed
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Your first mistake was thinking you would get help from this site,
the second was the turnips.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course all you lot eat
is hot dogs and hamburgers, that’s why you are all so fat
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*frowns as he takes another bite of his salad*
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta keep the weight off.
Keepin an eye on my girlish figure and all.
I too want to fit in a small again ;-)
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ill have you know that I just had nachos, how wrong you were.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And buffalo wings
Never forget the buffalo wings
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is the best comment today.
ripping into literally everyone else on the site and then a polite closing. too good! rec’d.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how was the water park
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 7, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any teenage girls fall for your shit?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
probably their mothers.
and MM, maybe “regards” is a Brit (cough) form of “clearly”?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i couldn't have written a more british sounding comment than the hoodlight's.
it was perfect.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unfortunately, you brought up a sore spot for me.
i got stuck in a trade at work and had to let my buddies go without me. sucks. it was a last second thing. i’m trying not to think about what i missed.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
15 year old tang
Schools open in a couple weeks. You’re right back in business, Chester.
;)
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wooderson: That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And abortion clinics everywhere are rejoicing.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
(Monty Python style)
yay
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you're saying i'm not gentleman enough to pull out, then you're wrong.
usually.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
your job isn't done if you aren't aiming properly thereafter
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Said with such conviction....
I almost don’t think you’re a giant pos.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
burritos too you asshole
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is the "codfish in the oven"
a metaphor for butt sex?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
god i hope so
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 7, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know all you eat is
hot dogs and cheeseburgers, but Cod is a fish, look it up, it swims in the sea, and tastes very nice
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a woman to me, Poindexter
Look up the term “metaphor”, Einstein.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
forgot to throw in nerd!!
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
though obviously sarcastic but i love using this pic.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they put THAT up their butts?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's a metaphor you asshole
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fail
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
chicken fucker
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh fuck yes
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He wuz robbed
Damn AJ shift.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hard keeping track of the thread and both games at once.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what thread?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The thread hanging off of Kyle Orton's jock.
16-plays capped by a five yard Larry Johnson TD run.
Go Bears?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this one, its mine.
read the first comment in case you havent already.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
He omnipotently grabbed it
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
very much, consider this thread grabbed.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's the only thing he grabs
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can I get a press release for that?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you forgot my penis.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't be the female to forget it
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
err first female
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
except him knowing how to use it
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait, your talking to me or hazy?
reply to the proper comments plz.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why start now?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh shut the hell up
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i did you pos
i’m talking to you
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well you replied to hazy's comment so i dont know.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no i didn't read iit again
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
vision problem?
no matter, im ending this.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
time for the oh face?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
youjust came out of nowhere
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on your face?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rofl!!
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what SHE said
ZING!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, thanks
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for a gal of just a few short words, you'd think more of them
would end up spelled right
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hell no.
This thread is killing me.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it got out of hand quickly, didnt it?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shut up and swallow
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
where'd it go?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what SHE said!
Zing Zing!!!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a twofer!
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is everyone such a goddamn asshole today?
football does make you aggressive.
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Smells like "Victory".
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK ALL Y'ALL
also what’s going on in the game?
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if y'all dont like me, blow me
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 7, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
word matt.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
detroit has a runner on first and two out top 2nd
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fatty Cabrera beat out an infield hit
by hitting it to fattier Uribe
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Aug 7, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
which game?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're a classy bunch
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my roommate is listening to radiohead
i think he’s been hitting the bong again
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
which album?
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok comp
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing wrong with that
Their best work IMO
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not true
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's in my top 4
after that: Purple Rain, Plastic Ono Band & Revolver.
by shaftr on Aug 7, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my top three is
In The Aeroplane Over The Sea
Oh Inverted World
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
i had Let It Be (the ‘mats version) fourth, but now i’m not sure. not totally sure about YHF either. but that’s how i’m rolling for now.
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
your persuasive
I AGREE!
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cant argue with fact
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 7, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never had a persuasive before
Apostrophes. Learn to love them.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2nd favorite
next to kid a
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
could be worse
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh i totally dig radiohead
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Chiburb tell you to say that?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chi is down with the internetz and radiohead.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His daughter worships them.
http://www.beachwoodreporter.com/music/my_life_as_headhead.php
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're quite the obsessive
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somehow I'm doubting you kids will end up together
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How the tides have turned.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
Somehow I’m doubting.
Hey speaking of – Where’s my Chelexei t-shirt, WU?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want one too
Just not in a small.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only have large available
Come to the park the 13th. I’ve got 8 left.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's gonna be a bit of a challenge for me...
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just shrink it!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um.
I think you know what I’m talking about.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh right...
Seattle.
I have an ex-girlfriend flying home next week from the PacNW for her brother’s wedding. She’s looking for a buddy. Hop along!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is she buying my ticket?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if she does
you gotta put out remember
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 7, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would be totally worth the Chelexei shirt.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doubt it
But she’s good company.
You should feel privileged to share a row with her.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
interesting comments given this is an ex
WHAT ELSE DONT WE KNOW HAZY
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's one of the good ones.
She’s engaged though, so who knows how that would go.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sack up
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 7, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be the one meekly knocking on the skybox door looking for handouts
while you and Larry sip Appletinis
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
only large?
what the eff, man? can a man get a god damned xl?
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cut off the arms
and make it into a wife-beater, you Focaccia Fighter, you.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i look amazing in a dago tee!
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shameless self promotion
or selfless shame promotion…
you decide
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll take both.
I’m not making money for it, I don’t need to promote.
:)
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, also, I wrote that in Sept 2006, and I am far less gushy nowadays.
It came up in topic!
Fuck you guys!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is why i save my best stuff for college football
bunch of savages in this town
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gum in the lock?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
all up in it yo
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what smells like shoe polish?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gushy? how old are you again?
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two weeks into 24.
I was a fresh 22 then.
Things were different then.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you repeated yourself less i hope
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope!
nope!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HSA Two Times
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(two times)
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at my ripe old age, 22 is kinda hazy.
but i’m pretty sure i never got gushy.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you just fucked them bitches and got drunk while doing so
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i guess some things never change.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a difference two years can make
I would have been gushy about Radiohead in 06 too.
Then they released In Rainbows.
Blah
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that album sucks.
;P
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking in the third person now?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not a big fan of the deeply religious.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oddly, religions aren't fond of you either.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me and the devil do okay.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somehow I think you kids will end up in a clinic together
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me and the devil are elusive too.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HSA
You were at Radiohead 2003 at Alpine Valley?
Me too.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was working
Lame
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the show downtown, what, like 6 years ago was amazing
best show ive ever seen
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that was a spiritual experience for me.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Grant Park 2001.
Both shows at the Auditorium Theatre (when they toured the In Rainbows stuff 2 years before its release).
Going in 2 weeks to White River Amphitheater here.
Stoked as all hell.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bedwetters music
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Aug 7, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the Bears offense sputters.
Gonna be a long season…
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
16 games
is pretty quick. It’s when they make those stupid playoffs that the season takes forever.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Aug 7, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
biweek sucks too.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you may as well be watching ST in Feb. for all the relevance to the season.
of saying they won’t suck, but to draw any conclusions from this is SSH like.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeeeaaaaah
I’m a football homer, for the first few weeks.
I’ll settle in a week or two.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY, GOD CREATED ORTON
HE SAID FUCK ALL’YALL.
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU FUCKED UP THE APOSTROPHE YOU ASSHOLE
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU CRAZY.
I DONT USE YOUR FOO WAYS OF PUNCTUATIN’
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
EXCEPT IN THAT SENTENCE YOU MEAN
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
JUST FLOWIN'
2 LEGIT 2 QUIT
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS THE REALEST PART OF THIS THREAD'
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tigers' announcer:
“The Tigers have really struggled to score runs in this series. Well, not in the first game. They scored enough to win in the first game. But last night, they struggled to score.”
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's invite them on our site
They’d fit right in.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our chief problem has been two fold!
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ya' know DJ
it’s like a double edged positive sword.
one of hawk’s all time best
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Javy,
What the fuck?
Regards,
Joist
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Javy is killing me here
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about your family?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when the fuck did the bases get loaded?
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Around the same time
you were mocking others’ punctuational abilities.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Aug 7, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have a shtick dude
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love when gentiles use Yiddish words.
Makes my Jewish ass all proud.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Aug 7, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shlemiel
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Putz
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
J.J.?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 7, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bitter herbs and shit like that
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who's to say I'm not??!
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i do
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 7, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, but you know.
not the same
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a gentile?
Aren’t too many of us named Colin. If I’m mistaken, please forgive me and accept my peace offering of gefilte fish.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Aug 7, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll take the fish
but i regretfully inform you i’m Catholic
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
more methaphors for butt sex?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
as far as i'm concerned, everything is a butt sex metaphor
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big surprise there
No self-respecting Jew misses a SSS meeting because he forgot the date of the event.
Fer Chrissakes.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
irish catholic?
first time i heard of that
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
scottish more than anything, actually
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the Scots are a cheap, petty race.
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome.
seriously.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"regretfully"
heh
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're a Yid?
I think not.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pimpin' israel
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Aug 7, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice one.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 7, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe in Javy Dent
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 7, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Javy = Anti-Danks
He’s gone after the 5th at teh latest tonight. Fuckstick.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bs call, right there
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phew!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Great pitch
though I don’t know if he meant to throw it there, AJ was set up away.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Aug 7, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Almost 40 fucking pitches? Fer Chrissakes.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously?
what an asshole
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that...
that sucked. but it worked out okay.
also: fuck the NFL. what a yawnfest.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU'RE
a yawnfest.
Yeah, I’ve got nothin
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck your couch
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 7, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not sure what you're saying here
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
really had no point
just what i thought when i read fuck the NFL
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 7, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
glad you felt the need to document that
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i keep most of the random shit in my head to myself
but i really wanted to say fuck
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Aug 7, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've been really letting loose today
it feels like a good day to say fuck.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs