Game 114: White Sox (63-49) vs. Tigers (55-58)
by The Wizard on Aug 7, 2008 6:00 PM CDT
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PrintDetroit Tigers at Chicago White Sox, Aug 7, 2008 7:11 PM CDT
Javier Vazquez (RHP) vs. Zach Miner (RHP)
Time: 7:11 p.m. CT, TV: WCIU, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; MLB Gameday 3D)
GO SOX!
Q! hits HR #30!
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damnit
game on WCIU. now i’m going to have to rely on farmio. i find some of his pitch type/location calls frivolous and/or inaccurate.
brian anderson would've caught that...
go back to hell.
Hahahahahaha
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
SSH pay you a visit?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
actually
i often find the negativity entertaining. it’s kind of like when you’re playing golf and you are getting pissed off and are about to fling one of your clubs, but before you do one of your playing partners goes beserk and chucks a club across a road or something. suddenly you somehow feel better.
brian anderson would've caught that...
I played a few months ago on a soggy field and slipped,
lets just say that both my and my friends scores didnt matter afterwards. I laugh every time I think about it.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Married?
Employed?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I'm surprised to see a game thread on front page!
all they do is clutter the page, make it look like a frat house after a kegger, and invite noxious company.
Oh well. Anything to keep Wiz gainfully employed (I guess).
Regards
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
oh... And my pigeons want to fuck.
any thoughts on appropriate music for their aviary ?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
Hoody on your get on your bad side? or just feel like being an ass?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I should really hire a proof reader.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what the "preview" button is for, fucktard.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
I live life in the fast lane bitch, no time to preview.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
live by the sword, die by the sword
no time to preview = no time for a proof reader
Clearly, if you want to risk looking like an incompetent jackass (ie WU), that’s your decision. I was just trying to save you the embarrassment of being equated to a old fogy.
BTW, WU, you’re welcome for the compliment. ;)
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
How about I just kill myself?
Would that make you happy? You POS.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Oddly enough, it just might
Just kidding with you, OG.
But you might want to hack off an arm or a leg, just for old times’ sake.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
Let him hire someone!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Need a job?
did you get laid off or something?
Note: getting laid off isn’t something I should be joking about, but I figure we’re all friends…in an internet sort of way.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
No, though a whole bunch of us did last week.
I’d rather edit your posts than work at my job!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks you really answered my question... not!!
you see what I did there?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
thx pierzynskirules
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
great i'm already being made fun of
what joy!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
wow great time.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
timing rather.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Otis always does it for my cockatiels.
I’d say start there, and if that doesn’t cut it, you could always sing to them yourself you lazy POS.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Can go wrong with Barry White, it works on snakes.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Cant*
Ive already explained that I dont check what Ive typed before I post.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Frank Thomas tribute video with Barry White music ftw.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBF9IxcYFt8
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I was laughing, and about to hit the "rec'd" button,
and then the first 2 pictures of him are in an A’s uniform? It was like seeing the guy’s johnson in “The Crying Game” – HOLY SHIT!
Please purge this to the netherlands where it belongs.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Despite that I still enjoyed it.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I just got done saying that on the afternoon post.
in more words, of course.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Amount of times people will make a remark about the clicks as "too stressful"
My bet: 21 comments.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
only if Wiz and larry get into it.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
a win this evening buries the les tigres for good.
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions
btw, where the fuck are the game threads? all this clicking is driving me to drink.
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions
game threads, what game threads? I don't see any gamethreads and I've been clicking my ass off for hours.
This site is getting too stressful.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
OG you're all over the place tonight
This is gonna be fun!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Its the sugar!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
My darling I... oh umm, you saw nothing!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Jermaine has a 1.545 OPS against Miner
And he’s on the bench. 2 doubles, 2 homers in 13 plate appearances.
Its not like Griffey is facing a south paw, lets see what he does.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
He's nicked up from last night
which made the double in his last AB even more impressive. Tough. Chicago tough, he is.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Nicked up?
Is that getting knocked up by a guy named Nick?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
13 PAs huh?
that’s the hugest most satisfying sample size ever
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
That would be a good reason.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to have the Bears on at first, flipping betwixt the two
At least until, the first string comes off.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
off what? Orton's jock?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
living the high life, heh?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
think he means open a can of beans and open a pbr.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
"How I roll", perhaps?
You sound very young, white, and suburbany with the “party” thing.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
the proper current vernacular is "how i do"
i like the effort wu, but you’re still slipping.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
start the fucking game already
1.5mil for 3 years of starting the game at 7:11? BS. anyone else think the sox could have gotten more?
this game should have started 3 minutes ago. BS.
brian anderson would've caught that...
3rd person reference
You’ve crossed the line, Britney.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
SSH will cheer you up!
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
actually
the 1st player to refer to himself in the 3rd person was billy “kid” gleason. in the st. louis post dispatch september 22, 1894.
according to peter morris- a game of inches-the game behind the scene.
brian anderson would've caught that...
the sportswriter? I knew he was old but...
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
his 2 books that comprise "a game of inches"
“the game on the field” and “the game behind the scenes” are fanfuckingtastic.
brian anderson would've caught that...
hello all my pals
you will have the pleasure of my company tonight as I am sending my apprentice in to do my work tomorrow.
I have a codfish baking in the oven and some turnips on the boil.
no one could help me about parrots? very disappointed
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
Your first mistake was thinking you would get help from this site,
the second was the turnips.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
of course all you lot eat
is hot dogs and hamburgers, that’s why you are all so fat
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
ha!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Gotta keep the weight off.
Keepin an eye on my girlish figure and all.
I too want to fit in a small again ;-)
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Ill have you know that I just had nachos, how wrong you were.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
this is the best comment today.
ripping into literally everyone else on the site and then a polite closing. too good! rec’d.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
Any teenage girls fall for your shit?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
probably their mothers.
and MM, maybe “regards” is a Brit (cough) form of “clearly”?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
i couldn't have written a more british sounding comment than the hoodlight's.
it was perfect.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
unfortunately, you brought up a sore spot for me.
i got stuck in a trade at work and had to let my buddies go without me. sucks. it was a last second thing. i’m trying not to think about what i missed.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
15 year old tang
Schools open in a couple weeks. You’re right back in business, Chester.
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
And abortion clinics everywhere are rejoicing.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
if you're saying i'm not gentleman enough to pull out, then you're wrong.
usually.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
your job isn't done if you aren't aiming properly thereafter
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Said with such conviction....
I almost don’t think you’re a giant pos.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
burritos too you asshole
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Is the "codfish in the oven"
a metaphor for butt sex?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I know all you eat is
hot dogs and cheeseburgers, but Cod is a fish, look it up, it swims in the sea, and tastes very nice
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
Sounds like a woman to me, Poindexter
Look up the term “metaphor”, Einstein.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
forgot to throw in nerd!!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
though obviously sarcastic but i love using this pic.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
they put THAT up their butts?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
it's a metaphor you asshole
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
fail
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
He wuz robbed
Damn AJ shift.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Hard keeping track of the thread and both games at once.
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The thread hanging off of Kyle Orton's jock.
16-plays capped by a five yard Larry Johnson TD run.
Go Bears?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
this one, its mine.
read the first comment in case you havent already.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
very much, consider this thread grabbed.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
that's the only thing he grabs
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
you forgot my penis.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
except him knowing how to use it
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
wait, your talking to me or hazy?
reply to the proper comments plz.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
oh shut the hell up
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
i did you pos
i’m talking to you
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
well you replied to hazy's comment so i dont know.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
no i didn't read iit again
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
vision problem?
no matter, im ending this.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
time for the oh face?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
youjust came out of nowhere
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
on your face?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
rofl!!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
no, thanks
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
for a gal of just a few short words, you'd think more of them
would end up spelled right
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
hell no.
This thread is killing me.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
it got out of hand quickly, didnt it?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
shut up and swallow
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
where'd it go?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
a twofer!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Why is everyone such a goddamn asshole today?
football does make you aggressive.
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
Smells like "Victory".
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
FUCK ALL Y'ALL
also what’s going on in the game?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
if y'all dont like me, blow me
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
detroit has a runner on first and two out top 2nd
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Fatty Cabrera beat out an infield hit
by hitting it to fattier Uribe
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
my roommate is listening to radiohead
i think he’s been hitting the bong again
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
my top three is
In The Aeroplane Over The Sea
Oh Inverted World
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
i had Let It Be (the ‘mats version) fourth, but now i’m not sure. not totally sure about YHF either. but that’s how i’m rolling for now.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
cant argue with fact
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
I've never had a persuasive before
Apostrophes. Learn to love them.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
oh i totally dig radiohead
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Did Chiburb tell you to say that?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Chi is down with the internetz and radiohead.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
His daughter worships them.
http://www.beachwoodreporter.com/music/my_life_as_headhead.php
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
you're quite the obsessive
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Somehow I'm doubting you kids will end up together
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
hahaha
Somehow I’m doubting.
Hey speaking of – Where’s my Chelexei t-shirt, WU?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Only have large available
Come to the park the 13th. I’ve got 8 left.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
That's gonna be a bit of a challenge for me...
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Um.
I think you know what I’m talking about.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh right...
Seattle.
I have an ex-girlfriend flying home next week from the PacNW for her brother’s wedding. She’s looking for a buddy. Hop along!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Is she buying my ticket?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
if she does
you gotta put out remember
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
It would be totally worth the Chelexei shirt.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Doubt it
But she’s good company.
You should feel privileged to share a row with her.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
interesting comments given this is an ex
WHAT ELSE DONT WE KNOW HAZY
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
She's one of the good ones.
She’s engaged though, so who knows how that would go.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
sack up
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
I'll be the one meekly knocking on the skybox door looking for handouts
while you and Larry sip Appletinis
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
only large?
what the eff, man? can a man get a god damned xl?
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
Cut off the arms
and make it into a wife-beater, you Focaccia Fighter, you.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i look amazing in a dago tee!
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
Shameless self promotion
or selfless shame promotion…
you decide
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
I'll take both.
I’m not making money for it, I don’t need to promote.
:)
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
oh, also, I wrote that in Sept 2006, and I am far less gushy nowadays.
It came up in topic!
Fuck you guys!
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by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
this is why i save my best stuff for college football
bunch of savages in this town
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
gum in the lock?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
what smells like shoe polish?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
gushy? how old are you again?
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
Two weeks into 24.
I was a fresh 22 then.
Things were different then.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
you repeated yourself less i hope
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
nope!
nope!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
(two times)
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
at my ripe old age, 22 is kinda hazy.
but i’m pretty sure i never got gushy.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
you just fucked them bitches and got drunk while doing so
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i guess some things never change.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
What a difference two years can make
I would have been gushy about Radiohead in 06 too.
Then they released In Rainbows.
Blah
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Yeah, that album sucks.
;P
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
speaking in the third person now?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm not a big fan of the deeply religious.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
Oddly, religions aren't fond of you either.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
me and the devil do okay.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
Somehow I think you kids will end up in a clinic together
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
me and the devil are elusive too.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
HSA
You were at Radiohead 2003 at Alpine Valley?
Me too.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
the show downtown, what, like 6 years ago was amazing
best show ive ever seen
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Yeah, that was a spiritual experience for me.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
And Grant Park 2001.
Both shows at the Auditorium Theatre (when they toured the In Rainbows stuff 2 years before its release).
Going in 2 weeks to White River Amphitheater here.
Stoked as all hell.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
And the Bears offense sputters.
Gonna be a long season…
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
16 games
is pretty quick. It’s when they make those stupid playoffs that the season takes forever.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
biweek sucks too.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
you may as well be watching ST in Feb. for all the relevance to the season.
of saying they won’t suck, but to draw any conclusions from this is SSH like.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
yeeeaaaaah
I’m a football homer, for the first few weeks.
I’ll settle in a week or two.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY, GOD CREATED ORTON
HE SAID FUCK ALL’YALL.
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YOU FUCKED UP THE APOSTROPHE YOU ASSHOLE
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YOU CRAZY.
I DONT USE YOUR FOO WAYS OF PUNCTUATIN’
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
EXCEPT IN THAT SENTENCE YOU MEAN
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
THIS IS THE REALEST PART OF THIS THREAD'
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
Tigers' announcer:
“The Tigers have really struggled to score runs in this series. Well, not in the first game. They scored enough to win in the first game. But last night, they struggled to score.”
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Let's invite them on our site
They’d fit right in.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Our chief problem has been two fold!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
ya' know DJ
it’s like a double edged positive sword.
one of hawk’s all time best
brian anderson would've caught that...
Dear Javy,
What the fuck?
Regards,
Joist
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Javy is killing me here
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
when the fuck did the bases get loaded?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Around the same time
you were mocking others’ punctuational abilities.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
i have a shtick dude
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I love when gentiles use Yiddish words.
Makes my Jewish ass all proud.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
J.J.?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
who's to say I'm not??!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i do
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
yeah, but you know.
not the same
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Not a gentile?
Aren’t too many of us named Colin. If I’m mistaken, please forgive me and accept my peace offering of gefilte fish.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
i'll take the fish
but i regretfully inform you i’m Catholic
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
more methaphors for butt sex?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
as far as i'm concerned, everything is a butt sex metaphor
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Big surprise there
No self-respecting Jew misses a SSS meeting because he forgot the date of the event.
Fer Chrissakes.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
irish catholic?
first time i heard of that
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scottish more than anything, actually
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
awesome.
seriously.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
You're a Yid?
I think not.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
That is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
pimpin' israel
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Javy = Anti-Danks
He’s gone after the 5th at teh latest tonight. Fuckstick.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
bs call, right there
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions
Great pitch
though I don’t know if he meant to throw it there, AJ was set up away.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Almost 40 fucking pitches? Fer Chrissakes.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
seriously?
what an asshole
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
that...
that sucked. but it worked out okay.
also: fuck the NFL. what a yawnfest.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
fuck your couch
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
not sure what you're saying here
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
really had no point
just what i thought when i read fuck the NFL
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
glad you felt the need to document that
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i keep most of the random shit in my head to myself
but i really wanted to say fuck
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
i've been really letting loose today
it feels like a good day to say fuck.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
hes an original like that.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
arena football with dinosaurs = intense
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sounds pretty good to me
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I, for one, am looking forward to a football season in which
both my NFL team (BEARS) and college team (Cal Bears) have very little expectations.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
that's the beauty of baseball, there are no 'tv timeouts'.
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
worst part about going to the Big House is that shit.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
are you sure that's whe worst part?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
i thought it was the michigan fans myself
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
yeah cuz you've been there
douche
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
when we aren't losing to Appy State, yes.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
yes we do
but it makes us cry.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
aww the tears
whatever
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
have a heart, haiku-chan
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
hell fucking no
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't think so
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
you won't but i will
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
this abrupt break in the action is brought to you by beer and automobiles. oh, and don't drink and drive.
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
And the Bears offense sputters again.
Keeping a level head I swear.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
dude they're the fucking Bears?
what were you hoping for? competence?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Every season
For at least five weeks.
I’m usually pleasantly sedated by mid-October
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
OMG DARIN'S BACK
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
omg you're a fucking POS!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I was not aware.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Miner's thrown a deec amount of pitches for someone who's perfect through 2
...
...
I’m trying to find the positive here.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Jr looks good in the uni.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
We're still tied
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
doesn't mean i won't fuck him
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
interesting, i want pictures
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
joooooiiiin uuuuuuusss
iiiiiit’s bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssss
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i don't share
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
no i'll share later
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
kiss my mixed ass
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
i bet
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh to be one of his honeys.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
everyone provide an adjective that describes javy's performance so far
i’ll start with “shaky”
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
lamentable
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
dfa
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
perplexing.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
damn it javy
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
Griff would not have caught that.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
blasphemy.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
who doesnt?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
uuuhhhhhh
nvm won’t say it.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
were you going to reference an ex there?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
nonononononononono
yes.
a bit.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
this guy doesn't
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
i know i do
zing!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
don't tell that to anyone
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Most generally use someone else's fist, though, colin
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
it's catching on in the geriatric crowd?
floppity vag makes it all possible!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
yeah i regret that a bit
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
But only a bit
I just realized I’ve become the “old guy at the club”. I’ll withdraw and observe.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
awesome rally thread tonight.
though Ill post Carl Weathers pics too.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
damn missed the chance for dirty jokes.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Ozzie continues to allow M. Cabrera to beat Javy....
I think this is about the 3rd time…..
what's going on?? i can't see..
did konerko really have to flip that to javy or could he have taken it himself?
brian anderson would've caught that...
He just wanted to increase his chances of showing up on Sportscenter.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
MLB.TV
for fucking bollocks cunting sake, it’s useless tonight, all cutting in and out. I’ll have to go to the wireless soon, what a pile of horse shite
Sox fan from England, marching on together
now i don't feel so vulgar
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
jesus, even I was offened by it.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
it sounds better typed with an accent
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
does he dunk a basketball in it?
Oh please be yes!!
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
REXY!!!!!!!!
SO SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
we're a crude lot
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
what's your point?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck you asshole, speak for yourself.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
who does this guy think he is?
trying to talk about baseball…
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
a reasonable inquiry sir
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
uh, the baseball part of the site is a couple stressful clicks away. you've stumbled into an aol chartroom circa 1997.
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
a/s/l
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
a room full of charts?
colin would be left dry for a week.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
also i'm getting a new thread up
i think we already broke 400 on this one
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
feels like it.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
for fucks sake
the fucking pompous arsehole advertising the fancy TV’s, I hope something horrible happens to him soon involving a broken beer bottle
Sox fan from England, marching on together
lol
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
wow wheres all the rage coming from hoody?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I've made extensive efforts
to stay up tonight and watch the game, but MLB.TV is letting me down, and having Mr twatting physics professor advertising hid fucking tellys every 5 minutes is not helping.
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
that should be Q! HBP!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
i know who i want to hit with a pitch
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
in her endo.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
even the best of us fail
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
chiburb fial?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
why the fail
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
MIGRATE YOU ASSHOLES
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
fial.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
nvm i fialed.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
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