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Game 114: Gamethread #2

thank you Javy Dent.  down 2-0...

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Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 8:15 PM CDT   0 recs

Mine!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 8:15 PM CDT   0 recs

well well well

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 8:15 PM CDT   0 recs

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 8:16 PM CDT   0 recs

is he stabbing justin morneau in the back?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 8:16 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

crushing him seems like.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

exploding him like a tube of toothpaste run over by a monster truck

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

ahh! the truth

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i got k

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

DP!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

There are no winners

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

this is prime popup territory.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Total Fail!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 8:18 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Rally single!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 8:17 PM CDT   0 recs

Damn

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:17 PM CDT   0 recs

...

wtf just happened?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 8:18 PM CDT   0 recs

baserunning fial?

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 7, 2008 8:18 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Wasn't watching Coxxie

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 8:20 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

you'd have to see it to believe it.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 8:18 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

you forgot to pay child support

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:18 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

HA!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 8:18 PM CDT   0 recs

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nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 8:18 PM CDT   0 recs

fail

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

EIPC FIAL

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 8:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

image fial

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 7, 2008 8:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

what the shit happened?

fucking weird url

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 8:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Preview button.

Preview button.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 8:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

lifes to short.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:27 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I hope you did that on purpose.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 8:27 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

lets say I did.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i did that the second time around

i dn how to fix the url. i just c/pd

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 8:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

didnt work.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:20 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

At least he didn't watch it go by that time.

I can’t stand looking strike-outs.
Nice pitch. Got him.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 8:27 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i prefer looking to certain other outcomes.

if you get a pitch you can’t do anything with anyway, what’s the point of swinging?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 8:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Trying to hit it foul, at least, and keep the at-bat alive?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 8:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

that's hard to do on purpose

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 8:59 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Worth a shot anyway? Maybe get some extra pitches outta the guy?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:00 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

c'mon junior. this is where you earn your job.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 8:20 PM CDT   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 8:20 PM CDT   0 recs

you actually succeeded!

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:20 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

you're mean today h-chan

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 8:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

yes i know, i'm pissed the fuck off!

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Colin's tears are falling like rain into his Pabst tonight.

He’s a sensitive fella you know?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 8:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

wah wah, whatever

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:23 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

why cant we just be friends?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Aug 7, 2008 8:23 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

please not!

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:24 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I night with BA will do that.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:23 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i told him

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:23 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i got ditched for tara reid

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 8:24 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

that's what happens

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:25 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

she smells of cigarettes and carson daley.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:25 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

ewww

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 8:27 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

IT IS GETTING DUSTY IN THE SPORTS GUY MANSION

errr…

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 8:23 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

a little on the nose, don't you think?

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 8:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

z

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 8:20 PM CDT   0 recs

just skipped to the end product huh?

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Nice

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 8:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Griffey likes strikeouts almost as much as Danks

Nom nom nom

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 8:21 PM CDT   0 recs

let's not overdo it.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 7, 2008 8:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

fial

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 8:24 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 8:22 PM CDT   0 recs

haha

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 8:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

C'mon, Che

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 8:22 PM CDT   0 recs

He's actually pretty selective after his 2nd strike

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 8:24 PM CDT   0 recs

And that's why I don't like him higher in the order

he struck out on 5 pitches, none of which were strikes.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 8:24 PM CDT   0 recs

Well, so did Jr.

Tough pitches. I still like him 7th.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 7, 2008 8:25 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Swish likes minors

according to 2 nights ago

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 8:24 PM CDT   0 recs

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 8:25 PM CDT   0 recs

Getting both sides of the coin tonight.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 8:27 PM CDT   0 recs

Junior fading...(or leading I guess)

in the “which of swisher, konerko, junior gonna sit race?”

by stanchar on Aug 7, 2008 8:27 PM CDT   0 recs

Hawk and DJ on the Alexei at-bat

“He didn’t get anything to hit. in, in and in.”

They don’t seem to understand that you can take those pitches for balls.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 8:28 PM CDT   0 recs

asshole pitcher

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:30 PM CDT   0 recs

Griffey triple

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 8:30 PM CDT   0 recs

why is everything hit off javy either an xbh or a strike out?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 8:30 PM CDT   0 recs

i wish i worded that properly

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 8:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

you fail, cunt

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 8:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

yowzahs!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 8:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

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