Game 114: Gamethread #3: Super Rally Thread
by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 9:15 PM CDT
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what does that even mean?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
He is well regarded as a top starting pitcher in baseball...
because he is supposed to have good stuff, etc. Meanwhile, the results suck.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Do you actually follow baseball?
I know it’s a difficult concept—but there is something to be said for a guy with an ERA in the low 4’s and over 210 innings annually.
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
hey, era is for pussies!
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Par for the course...
...more ignorant, knee-jerk, idiotic bullshit!
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Ever hear of a midpoint?
You don’t have to be a blind optimist, but you also don’t have to be a complete douchebag who cries every time something goes wrong. Shall we look at Tuesday’s gamethread for evidence?
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 7, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...I know he sucked...
You didn’t “tell it like it is.” You said he was the “worst big name pitcher in MLB.”
If you’d have left it at that you wouldn’t be such a fucking idiot.
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 7, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Calm down...
And I stand by that statement. This guy is considered an ace and he pitches like a #4.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
No.
It was more like…
the opposite of that, with a couple slices of turd on top.
Can’t forget the turd on top.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
is that burger from portillo's?
cause that’s how burgers appear to me when i’m there.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
Dear jeebus.
Don’t even say that name.
I am dying out here.
DYiNG.
No Portillo’s or any semblance of edible pizza.
DYINGGGGGGGG
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
are you going to be okay?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
And Giordano's and Lou's
I know. I am familiar with the expensive process.
I am accepting donations.
An SSS fundraiser for your starving friend in Seattle?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I donate a few pubic hairs stuck in some gum
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Doesn't Carson's as well?
I’ll have my ex smuggle you back some Chicago Dogs, deep dish, and Italian beef
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
I'm okay with it.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
portillos burgers are better than their beef
reallyt, how is that possible?
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Preview owned.
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by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
fail alot
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
kenwo is lurking....watch out
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
so i hear farve went to the mets
WHERE DOES HE FUCKING PLAY?
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SWALLOW IT
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
lmao!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
gogogo!!!!
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
That's a pretty neat picture yo.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks, i took it with the camera on my blackberry as i covered the tour de france for playboy in 1981.
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
You
are talented, my friend.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
in more ways than one [long uncomfortable stare]
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah I talked to a big Bahsthan fan tonight
Named his kid “Brady” after you know who.. great guy though. He and his Wife are going to the game Sunday
FATTY FAIL
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
nothing new
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
only cuz swish batted
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
really?
i though it was awesome.
what about it did you not like?
brian anderson would've caught that...
CARL WEATHERS DEMANDS MOAR RUNZ!!
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what the hell?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Billy Dee Williams
not carl weathers.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Not Billy Dee Williams!!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
to quote pierzynskirules "uh huh."
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
funny trick
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
;-)
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah Lando is a space pimp, but he cant golf!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
"Hey Han, who's that fine white bitch with you?"
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DANCE BILLY DEE DANCE
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
ahh! hell no
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
he fucking sucked ass
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
old and old.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Complete with walker and pants pulled up to his chest.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
there was a diahrea picture in the last thread
no need to bring it into this one as well
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larry hagman no!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Other than all that, he did fine.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
i keep thinking JR = Jerry Reinsdorf
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
hey guys, juan ain't fat
he’s class I obese, get with it.
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions
I'm sorry, I no longer recognize this creature
without Q!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
That bunny made me smile.
He’s all perked up to see his friend whom he thought was extinct.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Needed the W one inning early.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck you.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
take that!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
who cut someone's weiner?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
you know how much i love it when you talk dirty
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
i should've said the other word
damn
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
it looks like a Canadian on south park
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Dont Kills Monks!!!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
they need punctuation badly.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Pussy.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Burmese military don't kill monks...
I DO!!
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missed the S.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
how long until this piece of shit season is over?
puke
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
*osfib passes the bucket to drunk undergrad*
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
this bobby guy has our number this year
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions
ooohhh, yeah
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
oh my brain
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
stanchar ain't nuthin!
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions
Q!!!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
hmm that gives me an idea
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
lmao, had ba last night.
Wise, Jr and JD tomorrow.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
jr would probably keel over.
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
you can still fuck a corpse.
Ask Caitlin Bree
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
the smell
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
rigamortis doesnt set in for a while.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
rigor mortis actually.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
the lifeless sex,
no fun
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Not so, say necrophyliacs.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
i want my hair pulled,
that shit don’t work
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
too much work,
do it and get it over with in 2 hours
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Then pull your own fucking hair
see if I give a shit!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
damn hazy!
chill out
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Honestly were trying to help her fuck a dead guy. Whats her deal?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
disgusting
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
why so serious?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
(crickets)
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
a rock is funner to deal with.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
what happened to it?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
cant help page runoff.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
lol awesome, had to open in another tab but it was worth it.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
thats alot of fine alabama black snake
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thanks Q!
being all meaningless without dudes on base
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perfect
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Q! WANTS TO RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SKULL-FUCK YOU!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
this comment did not receive the proper propers.
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Why thank you for noticing.
And I meant to word it differently, but it was all happening so fast and I was really excited about it and I just refused to preview that shit…
Oh well. :)
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2008 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions
disaster
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
what was that!?!?!??!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
old man running
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Cox sent him
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
he looked like he was favoring something after he made the turn at third
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
look like he was making sure he hit 3rd
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Unless you are Paul Konerko, Jim Thome, or Frank Thomas.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Looked like Thome was running in quicksand with concrete boots on...
That was actually slower than Kornerko or Bengie Molina.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
but was it thome's fault or cox's?
i don’t know. couldn’t see the game.
brian anderson would've caught that...
no he doesn't, i run better than him
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
well I mean..
(sulks away flustered)
He runs like a jim thome!
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pk ain't good for nuthin
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
Thome's clearly got some leg issues to be running like that
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
fucking rally killer
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
but also: that fucking sucked
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
griffey ain't good for nuthin'
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
just go yard and make us forget junior...
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
"junior's due" for admission into brooksdale senior living facility
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
PULL GRIFFEY HERE
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
ba gonna be looking for prospects
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
battle of the titans...
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
slow ass shit
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, that's a tad screwy
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
aram ain't good for nuthin'
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions
leyland looks like he needs a cigarette
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Two days ago
it was fastballs away, and a changeup down and in for a groundout vs. Alexei
AIM: SouthSideCheat
does alexie hit opposite?
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
it took me a minute to figure out the reference, elián
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
"man goes in the water, sharks in the water, our shark."
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
0-2 we need you alexei
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Guaranteed K
that 0-1 pitch was his only chance
Looks like the Tigers are really trying to tie Che up
working him away fro effect
AIM: SouthSideCheat
I thought this dude was done for the series?
Lousy nothing to lose Tigers.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
Doing it for the honeys.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Will clearly go to 3-2 just for added drama
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
damnit it hung up
nice play
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
KILL KILL KILL KILL
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
who cares!?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks for reminding me.
go patriots!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
The Patriots are the focus of evil in the modern world.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 7, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
not really
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
poor kiity cat :(
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
that site is so win.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
yup
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Tonight was awesome in that there was very little pertinent baseball dialogue going on
Conversely, tonight was terrible because there was very little pertinent baseball dialogue going on.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Win/Loss leads to drinking. Not very proud about myself tonight.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
isnt it?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
meow
that’s wack
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
The Patriots, The Cubs, and China.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 7, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
i love me some offense
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
lolz
Not to sound like a dick, but the Bears fucking blow, plus it’s like the 8th stringers out there
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
baseball is too hard.
also auto-refresh just broke for me
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Was the decision to wave Thome around close?
Missed the double.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
So, Cox is an idiot?
Good to know.
And Nessie still=win. Bottom of the 9th is ours.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Awful wave-around.
I’m still pissed.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup
Could’ve really used a cox block right there
by El Duque's Raft on Aug 7, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
time to ship this alexei kid back to muammar gaddafi
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions
he looks like an evil larry from threes company
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?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Noriega.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
aww a happy nessie!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
colin, this is all your fault
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
dont pass the blame, this is all on you.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
no yours, you did it
now fix it!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
bunting him over...they know nessie=win
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
we're fucked now
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
not everyone
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
not i said the cranky one
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
yes damn
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
this is true.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm happy to oblige
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
you did it again.
nothing fo yiy
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Why they pulling him?!
L guaranteed.
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IS OZZIE FRIGGIN RETARDEDDDDDD?!?!?!1111
The game is over, I can say it with SSH conviction.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
FUCK
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Ozzie!
WTF Man? I know you think Ordonez is a ” a piece of shit. He’s another Venezuelan motherfucker.” but that is no excuse
ballgame
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions
Jr. would have had that.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
and there's the fucking ozzie fail
I FUCKING HATE YOU WASSERMAN YOU BITCH
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
that was him
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm guessing he knows
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
you know what, swallow now
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
can't find the hole
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
it looks like you've got something to swallow yourself
some crow!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
weak sauce.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
Dense as a board.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
flat as one too, i hear
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
no
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
prove it
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
34 C
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
my email is in my profile, pics asap
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
asl plz
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
what are you doing here ozzie?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
i've got the chat logs...
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
self-fulfilling prophecy
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what I was thinking.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
thats a number and a letter it proves nothing.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
somebody did ask for pics
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
ok, how does that prove anything? them asking isnt you showing.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
will show
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
tres bien.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
meaning?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't like you right now.
you’re difficult
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
sigh
4chan. the bottom barrel of the internets.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
you're terrible.
you need to be tied up somewhere
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
so i herd u liek mudkips
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 7, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
no
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
OMFG I LUV MUDKIPS
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
so happy for ya.
what do you do to them?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
HE FUCKS THEM!
Thats the joke.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
colin, i'm suprised
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
you are an hero rearden
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
"an?"
fail.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
sorry, you aren't internet enough to get it
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I'll take that as an compliment.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I choose you, colinchu!
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 7, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
lmao yes!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
better switch to begginer mode.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
rofl!
rec’d
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
meant for her btw.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't need one
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
obviously.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
sarcasm*
in case you cant tell.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
shut up you POS
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
good. in time fore the daily show.
goodnight.
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Maggs is annoyingly good
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
aren't those luscious locks just to die for
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
This is what happens when you take Nessie out shitboxes
Stupid lame ass Magglio. Still so good.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
little league world series
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
Isn't there someone else in our fucking farm system we can try
besides Wasserman?
Coffee is for closers.
It's too late for us, just jump now!
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
MM?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
If only we were that lucky
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
i would like for everyone you've ever loved to blow me.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd dude....that's funny
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Gah, I can't be mad at a statement like that
Friends 4ever?
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Aww, don't give up!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
What am I saying?
Fuck it.
Fuck the season.
Fuck your couch.
And the chaise.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm afraid so.
You are going to have to steam clean that bitch.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Why must you attack the furniture?!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay
But you’re paying for the Stanley Steemer…
Not the Cleveland Steamer.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Maaaaan.
I ain’t payin’ fo’ shit.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
This is the love I get for sending meats to you?
I’ve done nothing but give!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
I haven't seen this meat yet.
I will be more pleasant on a full stomach.
This has so much potential to go downhill. Please use discretion.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
There really was no good way to reply, though.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
are we done yet?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
that is what she said!
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it unfair to assume that
Wasserman has exceeded Logan levels of suckitude—statistically speaking?
The Sox will not score 6 runs in this inning
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
Right. THey will score SEVEN.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 7, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
cross that one off your yahtzee scorecard!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
at least let's make them warm up nathan
oh wait. we’re playing detroit.
brian anderson would've caught that...
this is such a good game
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
now why are you lying.
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
how many times do i have to post this?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
swish is already thinking about the 17 year old tart he is going to molest
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions
he buried her at second base
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
more necrophilia?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
hey, she could be alive
who knows what kind of accoutrement he provided her with
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
kill bill style?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
what a pedophile!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
well if we can chase rodney, they still have what?
dolsi?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Come on they're not that stupid
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
i thought you meant professor for a second there
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
meaningful k
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
OC and AJ the last 2 outs
This will work out so well!
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
these guys look like they're ready to get to their dinner reservations
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Half of them are probably going to the White Castle on the IIT campus
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
[in a hushed tone] the black guys?
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm so glad i cant find you
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
There heading to your place afterwards.
The trifecta of dark outfielders.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm mixed with black
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
That was to point out which ones it was, since you already did the other ones.
BA yesterday.
Swish and Q! today.
Jr., Wise, JD tomorrow.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
An all Afro-American outfield?
Preposterous! Next there will be clamoring for integrated schools!
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
nah not them
adam russell
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought it was already agreed upon, when was Nessie added?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
no everyone until now
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Running the train on Pierzynskirules?
Colin’s a little jealous methinks!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
he's taking too long.
come on colin
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
AJ result
4-3? K? Pop out?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Pop out to 2nd
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
just one more PA for the Q-cumber
just like whoever it was with calling alexei slash, i want quentin to be the Q!-cumber.
brian anderson would've caught that...
tigers win.....fucking javy dent
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
that's stopping you
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
that and the fact the Javy's a professional athlete and would pummel him mercilessly
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
javy, if you were not a professional athlete that could destroy me, i would beat you down. instead, what are you drinking tonight? next one's on me. here's to 'oh-five. wait...
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Somehow I picture Javy being a participant in one of those irritating Bacardi Mojito commercials.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
the one with the bartender doing the old in-and-out with his bartending tools is less than subtle.
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't see an email
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Worst. Game. Ever
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
I beg to differ, at least it was under 3 and a half hours.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I know people laugh at using wins and losses to evaluate a starting pitcher...
but Vazquez is quite simply a losing pitcher. I don’t care how many times Hawk or anyone else talks about his great stuff. All that great stuff and he’s .500 in his career?
Wassermann needs to go to Charlotte and stay there for good. He is awful. I’m sure Contreras will be replacing him.
Cabrera and Pierzynski need to get the hell out of the one and two spots in the lineup. Those .325 OBP’s aren’t helping the offense. Just lead off Swisher and bump up Quentin, Dye, Thome, and Konerko.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
911justice.org = win
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
stop reminding us of late nights gone wrong
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
got vd from a prostitute?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
no, almost got something from my asshole ex-boyfriend
the bitch
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
good to know.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
how do you almost get an std?
you either do or you don’t
It’s not like almost beating the Tigers or almost getting hit by a car.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Do, or do not. There is no try.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
i had uti, which has the symptoms of an std.
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
CRANBERRY JUICE H-CHAN!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
ROFL!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
i know, don't have sex anymore
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
who's fault is that?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i thinks its best she not procreate.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
you're not the only one
i think so too
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
i decided to become celibate so its my own fault
thanks colin for making me cry
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
i've found that broken down girls are the easiest to defile
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
not really
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
not me
i stay untouched, fortunately
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
colin
why do you call me H-CHAN
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
you speak in minimal syllables
like a haiku. haikus are japanese. ergo, haiku-chan. thus: h-chan
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
BTW colin, thanks for the 4chan reference. I dont know why I did not know about it. Feel like Ive been missing out.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
4chan is terrifying dude
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
ugh
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
terrifyingly awesome.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
he's "unlucky"
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Get rid of these threads quick cheat.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions
Just got home frome the game. Haven't read anything. One comment.
DFA Cox.
Pitching, defense and health.
somebody please get rid this thread
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply actions
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