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Javy Vazquez...

the worst “big name” pitcher in the MLB.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what does that even mean?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

shitcock!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how soon i forget

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SSH is a shitcock

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is well regarded as a top starting pitcher in baseball...

because he is supposed to have good stuff, etc. Meanwhile, the results suck.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you actually follow baseball?

I know it’s a difficult concept—but there is something to be said for a guy with an ERA in the low 4’s and over 210 innings annually.

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey, era is for pussies!

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Par for the course...

...more ignorant, knee-jerk, idiotic bullshit!

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry...

[homer] Javy pitched great tonight. [/homer]

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ever hear of a midpoint?

You don’t have to be a blind optimist, but you also don’t have to be a complete douchebag who cries every time something goes wrong. Shall we look at Tuesday’s gamethread for evidence?

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 7, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Javy sucked tonight...

Just telling it like it is.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hell

go back to it

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shitcock

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...I know he sucked...

You didn’t “tell it like it is.” You said he was the “worst big name pitcher in MLB.”

If you’d have left it at that you wouldn’t be such a fucking idiot.

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 7, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Calm down...

And I stand by that statement. This guy is considered an ace and he pitches like a #4.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You, my friend, are a shitcock.

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

regards

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

john van bentschoten

is a pretty big name

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyways so how bad did Javy look?

Like I said I’ve been working a damn county fair all day…

by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the opposite of this:

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

It was more like…
the opposite of that, with a couple slices of turd on top.
Can’t forget the turd on top.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that burger from portillo's?

cause that’s how burgers appear to me when i’m there.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear jeebus.

Don’t even say that name.

I am dying out here.

DYiNG.

No Portillo’s or any semblance of edible pizza.

DYINGGGGGGGG

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you going to be okay?

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gino's East delivers

WORLDWIDE.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So long as you know how to operate an oven.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Giordano's and Lou's

I know. I am familiar with the expensive process.

I am accepting donations.

An SSS fundraiser for your starving friend in Seattle?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I donate a few pubic hairs stuck in some gum

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't Carson's as well?

I’ll have my ex smuggle you back some Chicago Dogs, deep dish, and Italian beef

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm okay with it.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

portillos burgers are better than their beef

reallyt, how is that possible?

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry...

[homer] Javy pitched great tonight. [/homer]

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops, replied to the wrong post.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

haha dork

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FEYHL

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

REE-JECTED!

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Preview owned.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fail alot

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least you get the tripod!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's quiet...

A little TOO quiet.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

kenwo is lurking....watch out

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big Wheel Rally

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so i hear farve went to the mets

WHERE DOES HE FUCKING PLAY?

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A Green Bay wedding?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

EAT IT BITCH

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SWALLOW IT

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

gogogo!!!!

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's a pretty neat picture yo.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought THAT was WU

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You

are talented, my friend.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

in more ways than one [long uncomfortable stare]

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah I talked to a big Bahsthan fan tonight

Named his kid “Brady” after you know who.. great guy though. He and his Wife are going to the game Sunday

by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FATTY FAIL

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nothing new

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That inning was awesome.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

only cuz swish batted

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

i though it was awesome.
what about it did you not like?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uribe's well-timed DP.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but that was my favorite part

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CARL WEATHERS DEMANDS MOAR RUNZ!!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fial

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Motherfucking Lando

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what the hell?

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Billy Dee Williams

not carl weathers.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not Billy Dee Williams!!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hence the fial

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

to quote pierzynskirules "uh huh."

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

funny trick

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

;-)

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It gets the job done

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah Lando is a space pimp, but he cant golf!

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's the Chuck Norris of Cloud City

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Hey Han, who's that fine white bitch with you?"

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DANCE BILLY DEE DANCE

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahh! hell no

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

also how did JR look tonight?

Defensively and Offensively

by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he fucking sucked ass

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

old and old.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Complete with walker and pants pulled up to his chest.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

there was a diahrea picture in the last thread

no need to bring it into this one as well

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

larry hagman no!

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He looked like he is nearing retirement.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great

always good to hear… glad thats working out for them

by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Other than all that, he did fine.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i keep thinking JR = Jerry Reinsdorf

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey guys, juan ain't fat

he’s class I obese, get with it.

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he's squishy!

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry, I no longer recognize this creature

without Q!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUT THE BUNNY DOES!!

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That bunny made me smile.

He’s all perked up to see his friend whom he thought was extinct.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Needed the W one inning early.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's still a log.

or swampgas

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally dog

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck you.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

take that!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Low blow!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who cut someone's weiner?

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know how much i love it when you talk dirty

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i should've said the other word

damn

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who said weiner?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it looks like a Canadian on south park

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

vulture time

russell’s spesheeality

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dont Kills Monks!!!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it a request or a statement?

Ambiguous grammar FTW!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they need punctuation badly.

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe a Demand

Stop it now..

Though these people are braver then I.. thats for sure

by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Pussy.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We got a regular

Tiananmen Square tank standing in front of guy here

by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or a meat tank

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*flinch*

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burmese military don't kill monks...

I DO!!

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

missed the S.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how long until this piece of shit season is over?

puke

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

*osfib passes the bucket to drunk undergrad*

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lad can't handle his Boone's Farm

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by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jose back

OH SHITS!

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this bobby guy has our number this year

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No one has Q!'s number

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

his number:

69!

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ooohhh, yeah

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh my brain

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

stanchar ain't nuthin!

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q!!!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Q!!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCKING # 30!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dirty Thirty!?!?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm that gives me an idea

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tag team with Swisher and Q!?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah!

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao, had ba last night.

Wise, Jr and JD tomorrow.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

jr would probably keel over.

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can still fuck a corpse.

Ask Caitlin Bree

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the smell

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rigamortis doesnt set in for a while.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rigor mortis actually.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the lifeless sex,

no fun

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not so, say necrophyliacs.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i want my hair pulled,

that shit don’t work

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rig up a system of levers and pulleys

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

too much work,

do it and get it over with in 2 hours

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then pull your own fucking hair

see if I give a shit!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn hazy!

chill out

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

Just playin. :-)

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by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly were trying to help her fuck a dead guy. Whats her deal?

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

disgusting

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why so serious?

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

(crickets)

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a rock is funner to deal with.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

everything's funnier with internetz catz!

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by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what happened to it?

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmmm

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by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

1/2 fial?

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by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cant help page runoff.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol awesome, had to open in another tab but it was worth it.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats alot of fine alabama black snake

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

swish smells like paste

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks Q!

being all meaningless without dudes on base

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

How long have you been sitting on that gem??

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by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

perfect

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

cool as a...

fucking Q-cumber!!

brian anderson would've caught that...

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Q! WANTS TO RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SKULL-FUCK YOU!

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by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this comment did not receive the proper propers.

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by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why thank you for noticing.

And I meant to word it differently, but it was all happening so fast and I was really excited about it and I just refused to preview that shit…

Oh well. :)

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by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2008 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

disaster

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by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what was that!?!?!??!!

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by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

old man running

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cox sent him

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

coxsucker

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

look like he was making sure he hit 3rd

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn Cox not bright.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Unless you are Paul Konerko, Jim Thome, or Frank Thomas.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looked like Thome was running in quicksand with concrete boots on...

That was actually slower than Kornerko or Bengie Molina.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but was it thome's fault or cox's?

i don’t know. couldn’t see the game.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shoulda held Thome

Sigh.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice jog Thome...

Fucking A

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by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thome runs like a girl

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no he doesn't, i run better than him

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well I mean..

(sulks away flustered)
He runs like a jim thome!

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pk ain't good for nuthin

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thome's clearly got some leg issues to be running like that

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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fucking rally killer

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

but also: that fucking sucked

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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No pinch hit JD?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

griffey ain't good for nuthin'

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

just go yard and make us forget junior...

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by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ha

classic

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

PULL GRIFFEY HERE

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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ba gonna be looking for prospects

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woot! HBP!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

battle of the titans...

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gamecast showing

JR batting, A Ram on Deck, BA on Base

by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

slow ass shit

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, that's a tad screwy

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

aram ain't good for nuthin'

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

leyland looks like he needs a cigarette

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Two days ago

it was fastballs away, and a changeup down and in for a groundout vs. Alexei

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by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

does alexie hit opposite?

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

stan?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

over

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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farnsworth sulks

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"man goes in the water, sharks in the water, our shark."

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

0-2 we need you alexei

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by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Guaranteed K

that 0-1 pitch was his only chance

by stanchar on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like the Tigers are really trying to tie Che up

working him away fro effect

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by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought this dude was done for the series?

Lousy nothing to lose Tigers.

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

cinch it up

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOT BA!

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Doing it for the honeys.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BA is ready

to get all up in the club

by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Will clearly go to 3-2 just for added drama

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dadgummit!!!!!!!!!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah blast

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by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

UGH.

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

damnit it hung up

nice play

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by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck you alexei

U SUCK

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

KILL KILL KILL KILL

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck

and the Bears just lost the lead

by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

who cares!?

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bears fans

Lots of them in Chicago…

and yes they are going to suck this year

by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for reminding me.

go patriots!

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not really

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

totally irrelevant

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by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

poor kiity cat :(

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This should help

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by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that site is so win.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

kitteh = fial!

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by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tonight was awesome in that there was very little pertinent baseball dialogue going on

Conversely, tonight was terrible because there was very little pertinent baseball dialogue going on.

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by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Win/Loss leads to drinking. Not very proud about myself tonight.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinda looks like Gizmo of Gremlins fame.

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by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

isnt it?

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

meow

that’s wack

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love me some offense

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lolz

Not to sound like a dick, but the Bears fucking blow, plus it’s like the 8th stringers out there

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

baseball is too hard.

also auto-refresh just broke for me

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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

rodney stays in?

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If I was Leyland

I’d keep him in

by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's their closer, right?

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

One more chance

I feel like a fucking flubs fan

by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Was the decision to wave Thome around close?

Missed the double.

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So, Cox is an idiot?

Good to know.

And Nessie still=win. Bottom of the 9th is ours.

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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel it

almost

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awful wave-around.

I’m still pissed.

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by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

Could’ve really used a cox block right there

by El Duque's Raft on Aug 7, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

time to ship this alexei kid back to muammar gaddafi

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by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he looks like an evil larry from threes company

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but his son sure can play futbol

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

edward james olmos?

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Noriega.

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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

panama was a good police action

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

aww a happy nessie!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

colin, this is all your fault

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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's AJ's

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by