Game 114: Gamethread #3: Super Rally Thread

Javy Vazquez...

the worst “big name” pitcher in the MLB.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:17 PM CDT 0 recs

what does that even mean?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up 0 recs

shitcock!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up 0 recs

how soon i forget

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up 0 recs

SSH is a shitcock

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up 0 recs

He is well regarded as a top starting pitcher in baseball...

because he is supposed to have good stuff, etc. Meanwhile, the results suck.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up 0 recs

Do you actually follow baseball?

I know it’s a difficult concept—but there is something to be said for a guy with an ERA in the low 4’s and over 210 innings annually.

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up 0 recs

hey, era is for pussies!

Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up 0 recs

Par for the course...

...more ignorant, knee-jerk, idiotic bullshit!

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up 0 recs

Sorry...

[homer] Javy pitched great tonight. [/homer]

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up 0 recs

Ever hear of a midpoint?

You don’t have to be a blind optimist, but you also don’t have to be a complete douchebag who cries every time something goes wrong. Shall we look at Tuesday’s gamethread for evidence?

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 7, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up 0 recs

Javy sucked tonight...

Just telling it like it is.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up 0 recs

hell

go back to it

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up 0 recs

Shitcock

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up 0 recs

Yeah...I know he sucked...

You didn’t “tell it like it is.” You said he was the “worst big name pitcher in MLB.”

If you’d have left it at that you wouldn’t be such a fucking idiot.

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 7, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up 0 recs

Calm down...

And I stand by that statement. This guy is considered an ace and he pitches like a #4.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up 0 recs

You, my friend, are a shitcock.

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up 0 recs

regards

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up 0 recs

john van bentschoten

is a pretty big name

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up 0 recs

Anyways so how bad did Javy look?

Like I said I’ve been working a damn county fair all day…

by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:17 PM CDT 0 recs

the opposite of this:

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up 0 recs

That bad huh

by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up 0 recs

No.

It was more like…
the opposite of that, with a couple slices of turd on top.
Can’t forget the turd on top.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up 0 recs

is that burger from portillo's?

cause that’s how burgers appear to me when i’m there.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up 0 recs

Dear jeebus.

Don’t even say that name.

I am dying out here.

DYiNG.

No Portillo’s or any semblance of edible pizza.

DYINGGGGGGGG

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up 0 recs

are you going to be okay?

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up 0 recs

Gino's East delivers

WORLDWIDE.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up 0 recs

So long as you know how to operate an oven.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up 0 recs

And Giordano's and Lou's

I know. I am familiar with the expensive process.

I am accepting donations.

An SSS fundraiser for your starving friend in Seattle?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up 0 recs

I donate a few pubic hairs stuck in some gum

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up 0 recs

Doesn't Carson's as well?

I’ll have my ex smuggle you back some Chicago Dogs, deep dish, and Italian beef

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up 0 recs

I'm okay with it.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up 0 recs

portillos burgers are better than their beef

reallyt, how is that possible?

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up 0 recs

I'm sorry...

[homer] Javy pitched great tonight. [/homer]

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up 0 recs

Oops, replied to the wrong post.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up 0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:18 PM CDT 0 recs

haha dork

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up 0 recs

FEYHL

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up 0 recs

REE-JECTED!

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up 0 recs

Preview owned.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up 0 recs

fail alot

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up 0 recs

At least you get the tripod!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up 0 recs

Rally!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT 0 recs

It's quiet...

A little TOO quiet.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT 0 recs

kenwo is lurking....watch out

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up 0 recs

Big Wheel Rally

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT 0 recs

so i hear farve went to the mets

WHERE DOES HE FUCKING PLAY?

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT 0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT 0 recs

A Green Bay wedding?

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up 0 recs

EAT IT BITCH

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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up 0 recs

SWALLOW IT

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up 0 recs

lmao!

"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.

by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up 0 recs

gogogo!!!!

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT 0 recs

That's a pretty neat picture yo.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up 0 recs

I thought THAT was WU

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up 0 recs

thanks, i took it with the camera on my blackberry as i covered the tour de france for playboy in 1981.

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up 0 recs

You

are talented, my friend.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up 0 recs

in more ways than one [long uncomfortable stare]

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up 0 recs

Oh yeah I talked to a big Bahsthan fan tonight

Named his kid “Brady” after you know who.. great guy though. He and his Wife are going to the game Sunday

by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT 0 recs

JUANNN!!!!!

damnit

by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up 0 recs

FATTY FAIL

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:24 PM CDT 0 recs

nothing new

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up 0 recs

he was distracted by the Portillo's talk

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up 0 recs

I thought that said "portillos tank"

GIS for meat tank

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up 0 recs

That inning was awesome.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:26 PM CDT 0 recs

only cuz swish batted

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up 0 recs