Game 114: Gamethread #3: Super Rally Thread
by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 9:15 PM CDT
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We needz sum moar runz.
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Javy Vazquez...
the worst “big name” pitcher in the MLB.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what does that even mean?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how soon i forget
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SSH is a shitcock
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is well regarded as a top starting pitcher in baseball...
because he is supposed to have good stuff, etc. Meanwhile, the results suck.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you actually follow baseball?
I know it’s a difficult concept—but there is something to be said for a guy with an ERA in the low 4’s and over 210 innings annually.
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, era is for pussies!
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Par for the course...
...more ignorant, knee-jerk, idiotic bullshit!
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry...
[homer] Javy pitched great tonight. [/homer]
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ever hear of a midpoint?
You don’t have to be a blind optimist, but you also don’t have to be a complete douchebag who cries every time something goes wrong. Shall we look at Tuesday’s gamethread for evidence?
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 7, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Javy sucked tonight...
Just telling it like it is.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hell
go back to it
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...I know he sucked...
You didn’t “tell it like it is.” You said he was the “worst big name pitcher in MLB.”
If you’d have left it at that you wouldn’t be such a fucking idiot.
by Craig Grebeck on Aug 7, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Calm down...
And I stand by that statement. This guy is considered an ace and he pitches like a #4.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You, my friend, are a shitcock.
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
regards
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
john van bentschoten
is a pretty big name
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyways so how bad did Javy look?
Like I said I’ve been working a damn county fair all day…
by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the opposite of this:
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
It was more like…
the opposite of that, with a couple slices of turd on top.
Can’t forget the turd on top.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that burger from portillo's?
cause that’s how burgers appear to me when i’m there.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear jeebus.
Don’t even say that name.
I am dying out here.
DYiNG.
No Portillo’s or any semblance of edible pizza.
DYINGGGGGGGG
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you going to be okay?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gino's East delivers
WORLDWIDE.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So long as you know how to operate an oven.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Giordano's and Lou's
I know. I am familiar with the expensive process.
I am accepting donations.
An SSS fundraiser for your starving friend in Seattle?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I donate a few pubic hairs stuck in some gum
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't Carson's as well?
I’ll have my ex smuggle you back some Chicago Dogs, deep dish, and Italian beef
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm okay with it.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
portillos burgers are better than their beef
reallyt, how is that possible?
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry...
[homer] Javy pitched great tonight. [/homer]
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oops, replied to the wrong post.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
REE-JECTED!
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Preview owned.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fail alot
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least you get the tripod!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's quiet...
A little TOO quiet.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
kenwo is lurking....watch out
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so i hear farve went to the mets
WHERE DOES HE FUCKING PLAY?
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A Green Bay wedding?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
EAT IT BITCH
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SWALLOW IT
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao!
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gogogo!!!!
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a pretty neat picture yo.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought THAT was WU
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks, i took it with the camera on my blackberry as i covered the tour de france for playboy in 1981.
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You
are talented, my friend.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in more ways than one [long uncomfortable stare]
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah I talked to a big Bahsthan fan tonight
Named his kid “Brady” after you know who.. great guy though. He and his Wife are going to the game Sunday
by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FATTY FAIL
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nothing new
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was distracted by the Portillo's talk
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that said "portillos tank"
GIS for meat tank
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That inning was awesome.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
only cuz swish batted
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
really?
i though it was awesome.
what about it did you not like?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uribe's well-timed DP.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but that was my favorite part
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CARL WEATHERS DEMANDS MOAR RUNZ!!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Motherfucking Lando
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the hell?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Billy Dee Williams
not carl weathers.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not Billy Dee Williams!!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
to quote pierzynskirules "uh huh."
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
funny trick
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
;-)
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It gets the job done
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah Lando is a space pimp, but he cant golf!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's the Chuck Norris of Cloud City
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Hey Han, who's that fine white bitch with you?"
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DANCE BILLY DEE DANCE
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahh! hell no
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
also how did JR look tonight?
Defensively and Offensively
by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he fucking sucked ass
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
indeed
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
old and old.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Complete with walker and pants pulled up to his chest.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there was a diahrea picture in the last thread
no need to bring it into this one as well
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by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
larry hagman no!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looked like he is nearing retirement.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great
always good to hear… glad thats working out for them
by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Other than all that, he did fine.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i keep thinking JR = Jerry Reinsdorf
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey guys, juan ain't fat
he’s class I obese, get with it.
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's squishy!
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry, I no longer recognize this creature
without Q!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BUT THE BUNNY DOES!!
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That bunny made me smile.
He’s all perked up to see his friend whom he thought was extinct.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Needed the W one inning early.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's still a log.
or swampgas
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck you.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
take that!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who cut someone's weiner?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know how much i love it when you talk dirty
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i should've said the other word
damn
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who said weiner?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it looks like a Canadian on south park
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
vulture time
russell’s spesheeality
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dont Kills Monks!!!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it a request or a statement?
Ambiguous grammar FTW!
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they need punctuation badly.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too poor to afford punctuation in Burma
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe a Demand
Stop it now..
Though these people are braver then I.. thats for sure
by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
Pussy.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We got a regular
Tiananmen Square tank standing in front of guy here
by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or a meat tank
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burmese military don't kill monks...
I DO!!
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
missed the S.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how long until this piece of shit season is over?
puke
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*osfib passes the bucket to drunk undergrad*
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lad can't handle his Boone's Farm
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jose back
OH SHITS!
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this bobby guy has our number this year
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No one has Q!'s number
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
his number:
69!
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ooohhh, yeah
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh my brain
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stanchar ain't nuthin!
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q!!!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q!!!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING # 30!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dirty Thirty!?!?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm that gives me an idea
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tag team with Swisher and Q!?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao, had ba last night.
Wise, Jr and JD tomorrow.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jr would probably keel over.
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can still fuck a corpse.
Ask Caitlin Bree
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the smell
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rigamortis doesnt set in for a while.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rigor mortis actually.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the lifeless sex,
no fun
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not so, say necrophyliacs.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i want my hair pulled,
that shit don’t work
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rig up a system of levers and pulleys
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
too much work,
do it and get it over with in 2 hours
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then pull your own fucking hair
see if I give a shit!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn hazy!
chill out
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly were trying to help her fuck a dead guy. Whats her deal?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
disgusting
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why so serious?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(crickets)
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a rock is funner to deal with.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
everything's funnier with internetz catz!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what happened to it?
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1/2 fial?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cant help page runoff.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol awesome, had to open in another tab but it was worth it.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats alot of fine alabama black snake
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swish smells like paste
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks Q!
being all meaningless without dudes on base
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How long have you been sitting on that gem??
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by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
perfect
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
cool as a...
fucking Q-cumber!!
brian anderson would've caught that...
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Q! WANTS TO RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SKULL-FUCK YOU!
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by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this comment did not receive the proper propers.
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why thank you for noticing.
And I meant to word it differently, but it was all happening so fast and I was really excited about it and I just refused to preview that shit…
Oh well. :)
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 8, 2008 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
disaster
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what was that!?!?!??!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF was wrong with Thome there?!!
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by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
old man running
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cox sent him
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
coxsucker
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he looked like he was favoring something after he made the turn at third
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
look like he was making sure he hit 3rd
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn Cox not bright.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Everyone in baseball should have scored on that one.
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by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless you are Paul Konerko, Jim Thome, or Frank Thomas.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looked like Thome was running in quicksand with concrete boots on...
That was actually slower than Kornerko or Bengie Molina.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but was it thome's fault or cox's?
i don’t know. couldn’t see the game.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shoulda held Thome
Sigh.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice jog Thome...
Fucking A
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by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thome runs like a girl
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no he doesn't, i run better than him
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well I mean..
(sulks away flustered)
He runs like a jim thome!
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pk ain't good for nuthin
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thome's clearly got some leg issues to be running like that
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He does not have his usual 30's run style
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fucking rally killer
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
but also: that fucking sucked
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can I pinch hit for defense and offense?
JD, we needz u
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by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
griffey ain't good for nuthin'
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just go yard and make us forget junior...
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"junior's due" for admission into brooksdale senior living facility
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
PULL GRIFFEY HERE
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ba gonna be looking for prospects
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
battle of the titans...
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BA pinch running for Griffey
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gamecast showing
JR batting, A Ram on Deck, BA on Base
by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
slow ass shit
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, that's a tad screwy
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
aram ain't good for nuthin'
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
leyland looks like he needs a cigarette
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Two days ago
it was fastballs away, and a changeup down and in for a groundout vs. Alexei
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by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
does alexie hit opposite?
Thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 7, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stan?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
over
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it took me a minute to figure out the reference, elián
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
farnsworth sulks
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're gonna need a bigger boat
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"man goes in the water, sharks in the water, our shark."
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
0-2 we need you alexei
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Guaranteed K
that 0-1 pitch was his only chance
by stanchar on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like the Tigers are really trying to tie Che up
working him away fro effect
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by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought this dude was done for the series?
Lousy nothing to lose Tigers.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
cinch it up
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOT BA!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Doing it for the honeys.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will clearly go to 3-2 just for added drama
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah blast
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
UGH.
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damnit it hung up
nice play
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck you alexei
U SUCK
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
KILL KILL KILL KILL
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who cares!?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bears fans
Lots of them in Chicago…
and yes they are going to suck this year
by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks for reminding me.
go patriots!
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Patriots are the focus of evil in the modern world.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 7, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not really
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
totally irrelevant
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
poor kiity cat :(
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This should help
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that site is so win.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kitteh = fial!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tonight was awesome in that there was very little pertinent baseball dialogue going on
Conversely, tonight was terrible because there was very little pertinent baseball dialogue going on.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Win/Loss leads to drinking. Not very proud about myself tonight.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinda looks like Gizmo of Gremlins fame.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
isnt it?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
meow
that’s wack
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by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Patriots, The Cubs, and China.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 7, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love me some offense
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lolz
Not to sound like a dick, but the Bears fucking blow, plus it’s like the 8th stringers out there
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
baseball is too hard.
also auto-refresh just broke for me
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
rodney stays in?
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's their closer, right?
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One more chance
I feel like a fucking flubs fan
by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was the decision to wave Thome around close?
Missed the double.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If by close, you mean Thome was out by a mile
Then, yes.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, Cox is an idiot?
Good to know.
And Nessie still=win. Bottom of the 9th is ours.
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by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awful wave-around.
I’m still pissed.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup
Could’ve really used a cox block right there
by El Duque's Raft on Aug 7, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
time to ship this alexei kid back to muammar gaddafi
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he looks like an evil larry from threes company
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but his son sure can play futbol
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
?
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
edward james olmos?
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Noriega.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
panama was a good police action
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by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
aww a happy nessie!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
colin, this is all your fault
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's AJ's
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont pass the blame, this is all on you.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I BLAME SSH
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no yours, you did it
now fix it!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bunting him over...they know nessie=win
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No Ozzie don't take Nessie out!!!!
Argh. Game Ova.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we're fucked now
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not everyone
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No no
we’re equifucked.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not i said the cranky one
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you believe it now?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes damn
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is true.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm happy to oblige
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by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you did it again.
nothing fo yiy
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why they pulling him?!
L guaranteed.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
IS OZZIE FRIGGIN RETARDEDDDDDD?!?!?!1111
The game is over, I can say it with SSH conviction.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOO
AHHHHHHHHHHH
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie!
WTF Man? I know you think Ordonez is a ” a piece of shit. He’s another Venezuelan motherfucker.” but that is no excuse
by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ballgame
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jr. would have had that.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and there's the fucking ozzie fail
I FUCKING HATE YOU WASSERMAN YOU BITCH
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BA didn't have that.
I think that might have put the nail in the coffin.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
brian anderson would have caught that
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was him
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm guessing he knows
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
indeed
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know what, swallow now
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now?
No wait, now?
Now… right?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it in??!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said!
I am on FIAH!!!!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can't find the hole
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it looks like you've got something to swallow yourself
some crow!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
weak sauce.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Detect sarcasm much?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dense as a board.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
flat as one too, i hear
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
no
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
prove it
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
34 C
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my email is in my profile, pics asap
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This IS starting to resemble an AOL chat room!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
asl plz
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what are you doing here ozzie?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've got the chat logs...
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
self-fulfilling prophecy
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I was thinking.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've got mail!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup and I'm 14 inches...
around
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats a number and a letter it proves nothing.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
somebody did ask for pics
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok, how does that prove anything? them asking isnt you showing.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
will show
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tres bien.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SSS ≠ /b/
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
meaning?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
google.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't like you right now.
you’re difficult
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sigh
4chan. the bottom barrel of the internets.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're terrible.
you need to be tied up somewhere
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so i herd u liek mudkips
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 7, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMFG I LUV MUDKIPS
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so happy for ya.
what do you do to them?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE FUCKS THEM!
Thats the joke.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
colin, i'm suprised
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are an hero rearden
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"an?"
fail.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
U R N Hero!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry, you aren't internet enough to get it
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll take that as an compliment.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you probably
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I choose you, colinchu!
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 7, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao yes!
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
better switch to begginer mode.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rofl!
rec’d
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bullshit
the ball was not caught, therefor Brian Anderson would have caught it
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 7, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
meant for her btw.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't need one
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
obviously.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sarcasm*
in case you cant tell.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shut up you POS
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
indeed
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good. in time fore the daily show.
goodnight.
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
by thecip on Aug 7, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
regards
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maggs is annoyingly good
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
aren't those luscious locks just to die for
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Ozzie deserves to get shit for this one
by 815Sox on Aug 7, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is what happens when you take Nessie out shitboxes
Stupid lame ass Magglio. Still so good.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
little league world series
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
texas leading la 6-5!!!!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't there someone else in our fucking farm system we can try
besides Wasserman?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's too late for us, just jump now!
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MM?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only we were that lucky
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would like for everyone you've ever loved to blow me.
Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 7, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd dude....that's funny
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gah, I can't be mad at a statement like that
Friends 4ever?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I reeegreeeeet nooothiiiiiiiing!
splat
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok
8 runs might win this game
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Aww, don't give up!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What am I saying?
Fuck it.
Fuck the season.
Fuck your couch.
And the chaise.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not the barcalounger!!!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm afraid so.
You are going to have to steam clean that bitch.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why must you attack the furniture?!
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay
But you’re paying for the Stanley Steemer…
Not the Cleveland Steamer.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maaaaan.
I ain’t payin’ fo’ shit.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the love I get for sending meats to you?
I’ve done nothing but give!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't seen this meat yet.
I will be more pleasant on a full stomach.
This has so much potential to go downhill. Please use discretion.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There really was no good way to reply, though.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 7, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*tongue biting*
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok
8 RUNS WON’T WIN THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are we done yet?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what she sa...
Ah nevermind.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is what she said!
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it unfair to assume that
Wasserman has exceeded Logan levels of suckitude—statistically speaking?
by RoyEgan on Aug 7, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Sox will not score 6 runs in this inning
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Right. THey will score SEVEN.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 7, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cross that one off your yahtzee scorecard!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least let's make them warm up nathan
oh wait. we’re playing detroit.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this is such a good game
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
now why are you lying.
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how many times do i have to post this?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
swish is already thinking about the 17 year old tart he is going to molest
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he buried her at second base
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
more necrophilia?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, she could be alive
who knows what kind of accoutrement he provided her with
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kill bill style?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a pedophile!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swisher >>> Mark Chmura
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so it begins........
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
meaningless double
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well if we can chase rodney, they still have what?
dolsi?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
paul reuschel
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on they're not that stupid
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought you meant professor for a second there
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
meaningful k
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
top of the order to ya'
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OC and AJ the last 2 outs
This will work out so well!
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
these guys look like they're ready to get to their dinner reservations
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Half of them are probably going to the White Castle on the IIT campus
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
[in a hushed tone] the black guys?
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm so glad i cant find you
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There heading to your place afterwards.
The trifecta of dark outfielders.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm mixed with black
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was to point out which ones it was, since you already did the other ones.
BA yesterday.
Swish and Q! today.
Jr., Wise, JD tomorrow.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
An all Afro-American outfield?
Preposterous! Next there will be clamoring for integrated schools!
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah not them
adam russell
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was already agreed upon, when was Nessie added?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no everyone until now
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Running the train on Pierzynskirules?
Colin’s a little jealous methinks!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's taking too long.
come on colin
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ result
4-3? K? Pop out?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Warning track flyout
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 7, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pop out to 2nd
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just one more PA for the Q-cumber
just like whoever it was with calling alexei slash, i want quentin to be the Q!-cumber.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
aw nuts
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tigers win.....fucking javy dent
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if i wasn't sane
i would beat the hell out of javy
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's stopping you
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that and the fact the Javy's a professional athlete and would pummel him mercilessly
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there is that.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 7, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Stop pummeling me! It's really painful!"
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
javy, if you were not a professional athlete that could destroy me, i would beat you down. instead, what are you drinking tonight? next one's on me. here's to 'oh-five. wait...
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somehow I picture Javy being a participant in one of those irritating Bacardi Mojito commercials.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the one with the bartender doing the old in-and-out with his bartending tools is less than subtle.
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't see an email
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worst. Game. Ever
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 7, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I beg to differ, at least it was under 3 and a half hours.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know people laugh at using wins and losses to evaluate a starting pitcher...
but Vazquez is quite simply a losing pitcher. I don’t care how many times Hawk or anyone else talks about his great stuff. All that great stuff and he’s .500 in his career?
Wassermann needs to go to Charlotte and stay there for good. He is awful. I’m sure Contreras will be replacing him.
Cabrera and Pierzynski need to get the hell out of the one and two spots in the lineup. Those .325 OBP’s aren’t helping the offense. Just lead off Swisher and bump up Quentin, Dye, Thome, and Konerko.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 7, 2008 10:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Aug 7, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
911justice.org = win
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stop reminding us of late nights gone wrong
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
got vd from a prostitute?
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, almost got something from my asshole ex-boyfriend
the bitch
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good to know.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how do you almost get an std?
you either do or you don’t
It’s not like almost beating the Tigers or almost getting hit by a car.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do, or do not. There is no try.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i had uti, which has the symptoms of an std.
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CRANBERRY JUICE H-CHAN!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROFL!
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know, don't have sex anymore
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who's fault is that?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thinks its best she not procreate.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're not the only one
i think so too
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i decided to become celibate so its my own fault
thanks colin for making me cry
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've found that broken down girls are the easiest to defile
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not really
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no really
he’s right
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 7, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not me
i stay untouched, fortunately
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
colin
why do you call me H-CHAN
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you speak in minimal syllables
like a haiku. haikus are japanese. ergo, haiku-chan. thus: h-chan
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW colin, thanks for the 4chan reference. I dont know why I did not know about it. Feel like Ive been missing out.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
4chan is terrifying dude
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 7, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
terrifyingly awesome.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's "unlucky"
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 7, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get rid of these threads quick cheat.
"great i'm happy" - one of pierzynskirules' many articulate retorts.
by omnipotent grab on Aug 7, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got home frome the game. Haven't read anything. One comment.
DFA Cox.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Aug 7, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
somebody please get rid this thread
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me and i'm so happy that i amuse you.
by pierzynskirules on Aug 7, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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