Boston Red Sox @ Chicago White Sox GameThread, Aug 8, 2008 7:11 PM CDT

	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
Jon Lester	10-3	23	23	2	2	0	0	146.1	146	54	51	10	46	101	3.14	1.31
Mark Buehrle	8-10	23	23	1	0	0	0	148.1	164	78	67	16	35	84	4.07	1.34

Wiz fails us.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

I waited until 6:30 to see what ‘quit blogging’ meant

The lineups widget is empty, so it looks like that won’t get posted for the second straight day

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 8, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well now we know hes sorted of serious. What a pussy.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

JK btw.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

sure you were ;)

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 8, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

:)

btw, thanks guys

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 9, 2008 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

when the decision boils down to wiz or sixty-five cents of additional daily ad revenue, wiz is clearly expendable.

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Clearly.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what happened?

too lazy to troll through old comments….

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 8, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wait for the AEG recap

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

so my Mutiny pic proved prescient?

that saddens me.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

New employee (slave) time, Cheat.

Take applications. Ignore colin’s please. And shaftr’s.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

maybe larry can be hall monitor?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

gameday

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2008_08_08_bosmlb_chamlb_1&mode=gameday

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 6:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Dammit I want Wiz!

You’re not my real blogfather!

........er I mean go Sox.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 8, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

:)

thanks ozzie

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 9, 2008 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OMG HE'S BACK?!?!?!?

Don’t toy with my emotions, or tell us you’re going out for a pack of smokes.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 9, 2008 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wiz: if your differences with Cheat become irreconciable,

thanks for all you’ve done.
For real.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

irreconcilable?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

irreconcialable?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

inconceivable?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

where's Toonder with the NY Times clue?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thank you chi

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 9, 2008 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You fucked up. You trusted us! Seriously, White Sox trumps all. Everyone gets a day or two of “Woe is me” for wahtever reason, but that’s it. You are valued, you are loved, you are appreciated. Take your well-earned vacation and get back to business ASAP.

You POS.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Whatever

Got the wine on tonight. My wife’s friend (female, you bastards) just got a boob job, and I’m angling for a peek. So I’m not focused on blogging right now.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

think rubber covered bocce balls.

not worth it.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what WU said!

and shoot me if we ever agree again.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your daughter has sparkling wit

and is a fine human being.

(BANG!)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

which one?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thanks wu

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 9, 2008 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and thanks to everybody I missed!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 9, 2008 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

7-4 sox, uribe with a 3 run shot.

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

is that a final ?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

no, we're in the 8th now. ocab just grounded out to end the inning.

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I want whatever drugs you are taking, please

Uribe? Off Lester?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

to dream the impossible dream...

cynic.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thought someone had taken you out already

Your daughter does NOT have sparkling wit? She is NOT a fine human being?

Nice father you are.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah. Thank god they're shooting blanks like you.

or are you going to claim one night 5 years ago as evidence otherwise?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nutmeg.

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Man, you have to ingest a LOT of that to hallucinate

Economy sucks, eh? Listerine next?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i don't do drugs, brother. like my women, i abuse them.

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I could see that

BoSux (hahaseewhatididthere) score 7 off Buehrle, Uribe hits meaningless 3 run shot in the 7th or 8th.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 8, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

If all of you non-women are watching the opening ceremony

of the Olympics, and not the Sox v. Sox, this site has turned homo.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I was watching Fargo, absolutely un-homo

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 8, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 8, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i am boycotting the olympics until the chinese joint down the street gives me two sets of chopsticks with my order.

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wiz bails and the gamethreads die?

[gob] COME ON [/gob]

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 8, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Q OBP climbing!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

No DJ

Lester won his only start

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 8, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

/against the Sox

/before the vultures attack me as well

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 8, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Disdain for your audience, Cheat?

No wonder Wiz bailed.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm gonna start handing out bans for insubordination

Clearly you should watch yourself

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 8, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Purity police don't come to game threads.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

so what's the book on this lester kid? gets ahead in the count, plus fast ball, works the entire plate?

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

more than you ever wanted to know about Lester's stuff

http://www.brooksbaseball.net/?post=2008/07/when-les-is-more

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 8, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

fial

Try again

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 8, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

awesome, thanks cheat. i love me some charts!

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

suckup

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it looks like one of his few vulnerabilities is when he leaves that cutter up and out over the plate.

like that last pitch to swish, who missed it.

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

DJ with a gem...

“The pitcher is in control of everything out there.”

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 8, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

lester looks tough

but i believe his 0-2 pitches to both AJ and griffey were straight fastballs down the middle, belt high, and both hit reasonably hard.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 8, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I may have missed it...

but what happened to Josh Fields? I have been working a lot lately, but it seems like he hasn’t played in 4 or 5 days.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 8, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Ozzie prefers Uribe.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

So he is just on the bench? Not injuried or anything?

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 8, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not that Im aware of.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Boy, this is fun.

C’mon, Wiz, come out and play!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Maybe it wouldn't be wise to poke him with sticks.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 8, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mine are on fire.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's said with love

Resentment kills the karma.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

agreed.

shoot me if we ever agree again.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like the rebus

Though I also like Wiz. To rec or not to rec?

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 8, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

not. Unless you want share some Jewish-by-marriage love

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

There's plenty of Yid to go around.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 8, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yid makes the world go round, Yid makes the world go round...

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Joist is of the Tribe, you POS

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hence my comment referencing your marriage

try to pay attention old man.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Woot! 1-0

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 8, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Who is uglier

Youkilis or Lackey?

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 8, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I think Youkils' beard

adds to his ugliness. Lackey has no such scapegoat. Ergo, Lackey.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 8, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm glad the Sox converted that hit-and-run

if only because it made Hawk and DJ stop fawning over Uribe making routine plays using his gravitational pull.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 8, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

This thread will...

...certainly put an end to the endless stream of gamethreads.

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 8, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

There seem to be

a pretty minimal number of Red Sox fans at the stadium. And thank the Lord for that one.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 8, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

So the real baseball fans (those at the game are excepted from this)

number around 6 on this site? Or is everyone else out getting laid tonight?

1-0 vs. BoSux and we get less than 80 comments halfway through the game?

Oy!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

It's not that exciting of a game.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 8, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

a game dominated by pitching? yaaaaaawwwnn. we want homeruns!

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It might be halfway through the game in terms of innings.

But it’s only been an hour exactly since the game started. This game is flying.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 8, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

And people only like to write negative swill.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 8, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

we're trying to conserve.

can’t trust Cheat to post a second thread.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Im taking a break for tonight after yesterdays debacle, plus Im watching the Opening Ceremonies.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't see atheltic competition happening

You like production numbers, watch “All That Jazz”. Nancy man.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thats nancy boy to you opos.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I know - I was being magnanimous, you POS

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What's wrong with you fool

Sox losses=SSH=50% of game thread comments such as “Ozzie is fucking stupid, hey larry how about those 2nd place Twins, fuck fuck fuck fuck GO CUBBIES.”

Also, Sox losing=hundreds of photos of rally cars (my sole contribution to the site), and leads to odd tangents such as Bobby Jindal, legalizing weed, and of course the very odd MM/Colin/HSA/Pierzynskirules love rhombus.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 8, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Feel the love!

by madvillian on Aug 8, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

who is BA hugging?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Q!

I know it’s weird to see him smile

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 8, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I LOL'd when I saw that.

How nice that BA can make Q! smile.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 8, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He makes me smile :D

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

q!: "someone get the fucking batboy off me."

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hey! That's the original Boy Crush you're talking about!

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Have some respect pen wheels!

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

pin even, and change your name.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i was never on the anderson bandwagon. i prefer brunettes.

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

POS.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good one

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nick swisher might be having a horseshit year for his standards

but he’s never stopped working the count, I like that quite a bit. bodes well for next year.

by madvillian on Aug 8, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Agreed.

Though he almost fucked up running to second there.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 8, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He thought Bay would catch that shit

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 8, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

bay played that one just like manny would have

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 8, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OC!

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 8, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Pad those stats, OC. Pad them.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 8, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

yay

baseball. nice.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 8, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

no lead is safe!

plate some more boys!

by madvillian on Aug 8, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

OC has that move down

Just slapping the ball the other way. Not Q-uperman needs to cut the bullshit “small ball” and just tag one 400 feet.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 8, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Q has the skills.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 8, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

His feet are made of titanium steel.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 8, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Q! proves he is made of steel

He laughs at that HBP.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 8, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I am wearing my Q HBP Target shirt right now.

So I get credit. What do I win?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Another beer!

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 8, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dos Equus!

2 naked men running through my yard wearing horse’s heads. WTF kind of prize is that?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

brilliant.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 8, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

BA

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 8, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he doesn't drink beer often, but when he does...

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 8, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cancer-boy got nuthin' on us

when we play Ozzie-ball. Uribe with a sacrifice? WTF?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

We shoudl have a Q! drinking game

HPB is slam a beer, HR is 2 swigs, etc.

by madvillian on Aug 8, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

college, when men need excuses to drink.

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey, i'm 25

and make $33,000 a year as IT guy for a small brooklyn organization. College was so 2 years ago.

by madvillian on Aug 8, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

JD fails.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i can summarize the olympics ceremony in four words: people waving miniature flags

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

through "fog".

by madvillian on Aug 8, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

And no other country believes in integration

Either black, dirty white (e.g. Bulgaria) or yellow. US rules, baby! Melting pot.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Word.

fist pump*

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

if it were not for our immigration policy i would never be able to afford landscaping.

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

At the moment yes, the beginning was pretty good though.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

best curveball of the year

working for MB i believe.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 8, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

this game is kinda puttin me to sleep

sorry for the lateness, last day at my internship and they took us out to dinner

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 8, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

where

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 8, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

internship or dinner?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 8, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wanted to know about dinner, but I am interested in both

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 8, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well

I worked for Dupage County Animal Care and Control, as I’m a pre-vet student at U of I. And we went to some bar and grill in Winfield.

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 8, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cool

My cousin is pre-vet at Madison. Veterinary medicine is really tough. Mad respect.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 8, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks

Yeah, its been a lot of work so far with (hopefully) 6 more years left of it.

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 8, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well MB is putting the boston lineup to sleep

by madvillian on Aug 8, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You guys should visit Sons of Sam Horn

Lots of smarmy fans saying that game is over and how horseshit their team is. And I thought that was unique to SSS…

by madvillian on Aug 8, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I just did - hilarious

My favorite sig: Get busy shivvin’ or get busy crying.

They are more neurotic than we are, and they’ve won 2 of the last 4 WS. Hysterical.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

MB is working with some dominant stuff tonight

This makes up for that horseshit outing against the royals, he is dominating a very good lineup.

by madvillian on Aug 8, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Griffey is really getting on my nerves.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

lol, the Palestinian delegation fails.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fatty having a good night so far.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

yep. great night.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 8, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fatty Hungry

Fatty Tired!

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 8, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well he put an end to that.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 8, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

its BLAAAAARRRGGGG

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

great job by AJ?

or poor defense?
worked out though.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 8, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

AJ always tries to draw the throw

I was suprised that OC wasn’t around third already though

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 8, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Buehrls at 106

Start the 8th, or no?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Im willing to bet that runner ends up scoring.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah its looking like it.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I knew it.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You are on top of this, OG

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

no free bases plz

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fook

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that's a disheartening development.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 8, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I would have just stuck with Thorndog there

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 8, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yup

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Where was that pitch?"

Gotta love the Hawkster.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

it's not where the catcher catches it

it’s where it crosses the plate!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 8, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well here it is

the old 4 pitcher inning

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 8, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Oly update: Finnish chicks are hot

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

there was a hot croatian too

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 8, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm waiting on a pic of the boob job; the wife is beginning to get drunk enough to look at me.

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Brazilians were nice, saw a hot Guatemalan too.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Great times.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 8, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Nice

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Walk

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 8, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow - he actually called a strike

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Thank God.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 8, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Lowell=God?

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 8, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sadly, Jim has relinquished the Throne

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thank you, Mr. Lowell

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 8, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Whew on ball 3

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

AJ was givin' it to Tobasco as they hit the dugout

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 8, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

in a good way?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 8, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

There's a good way?

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 8, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

With a reach-around?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I assumed it was a rah rah sort of thing

Though his face definitley projected some wrinkles of intensity.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 8, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

criminy

i thought we were gonna see a 5 pitcher inning. mercy.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 8, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

q!

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

cool as a

fucking Q-cumber!!!!!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 8, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 8, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

At least Q loves us.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 8, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Robbie Jenks breathes a little easier

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Q!!!!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

QQQQQQQQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!1ONE ONE!!!1111

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

next time add in a few cos(0)

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 8, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

+1

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 9, 2008 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's a pitch Junior used to hit 475 feet

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 8, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm surprised tomorrow's game isn't a Fox affair

I’m heading to Boston for the Knights game tomorrow; I was kinda hoping to avoid the Red Sox crowd at the sports bars afterward.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 8, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

If you want to avoid a crowd

stay on this gamethread.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wait

Are you saying that Red Sox fans are annoying?

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 8, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Kinda

Although I will say the Boston Boston fans are far preferable to the bandwagon jackasses everywhere else.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 8, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I found them generous with compliments and knowledgeable

about the game. Much better than Spanks.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've always had a great time at Yankee Stadium

I’d take them over Red Sox fans.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 8, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Never been to the Stadium

Just speaking from experience w/ fans here in FL and in IL. Braggarts, boorish. Maybe because they were not in NY and were trying too hard.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I almost feel bad for them. Not really.

But the ones at the Stadium are great. I always have good conversations, no trash talk etc. They just have the world’s worst ambassadors everywhere else.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 8, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jr. = horseshit so far

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

But but but

he just missed it!

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 8, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ugh the Polish. Making sure they bring their farm animals... er women along.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Too much maybe?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Trying to recreate last night won't make it happen

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Relax, just prompted by one beast of a woman.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Anna Ivanovic in a Olympic setting is nice

Gotta love the booing of Iran, yet the huge cheers for North Korea. Politics be damned, right?

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 8, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Where's Jenks' face hair?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

pasted onto anderson's chest

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks, Bobby.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 8, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I couldn't tell if he did it on purpose

but DJ said it was a mistake.

Thanks, DJ.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 8, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

No, it was payback for Q

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 8, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Laugh-a-minute w/ Bob, ain't it?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That’s why I sponsor his page with love.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 8, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Classy.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You were not kidding

And I love the tag line.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

USA USA USA USA!!!

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

OZZIE! OZZIE! OZZIE!

OY! OY! OY!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

How has Crede looked?

by expatnyc on Aug 8, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Bedridden.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 8, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

read the fanshot

he’s 5cm dilated

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 8, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sorry, just got here.

Plus maybe I’m drunk a little.

by expatnyc on Aug 8, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You mean on the bench in Charlotte?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I fired up the radio feed

and I thought Farmer said a hit went off Crede’s glove. Anyone else hear that?

by expatnyc on Aug 8, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Likely just recalling an old play, dont know.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Weird.

I hope I don’t have a brain tumor.
But it’s good to know that when Crede gives birth he won’t feel it. Sweet Christ.

by expatnyc on Aug 8, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Probably referring to Casey's 5-7-3 when he was w/ Detroit

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That check swing was brought to you by...

....Sean Casey’s Unfortunate Moments.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 8, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Nice.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

like the 6-7-3 he had in D-troit

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 8, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

tapping nose

pointing to Cheat

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 8, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i believe it was 5-7-3

off crede’s glove

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 8, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I believe you are correct

One of my favorite plays of all time.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yep

who was in left?
timo?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 8, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

My memory says Pablo.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 8, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wait. pablo i think

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 8, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

we're all on the same page now!

exquisite

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 8, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

[ x ] “daggummit!”
[ x ] q! homerun
[ x ] “don’t let him get hot!”
[ x ] junior fial
[ x ] base running blunder
[ x ] “where was that pitch?”
[ x ] bullpen implosion
[ x ] tying run at the plate in the 9th
[ ] omnipotent grab is not a homo
[ x ] sox win

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Tear*

: (

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OK, now we're cookin'.

LOL.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

don't sweat it og, i'm way below your standards anyhow

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm going to have nightmares now - thanks.

That is truly the creepiest post of all time on this site.

Goddamn funny, though. Funny how clowns inspire cognitive dissonance.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Let go. Be afraid. You all taste so much better when you're afraid.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"

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"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Funny how clowns inspire cognitive dissonance."

i though gacy was dead. who knew he was hiding out in ft. myers.

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ducksnort

by RoyEgan on Aug 8, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OK, great start

Sorry almost everyone missed it.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I just showed up for Jenksgiving ...

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 8, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

praise be

jinxie did not have his best stuff there

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 8, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I don't know

He was just throwing heat…. everything was 94-96 on CSN’s gun… Gameday has his average FB velocity as 96.18

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 8, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

velocity was fine

control/command didn’t seem too good.
and held onto that curve a little too long.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 8, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hung that curve to Varitek and got away with it

First out went to the warning track, oppo. field. I don’t know…

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are the Irish the whitest people alive?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

no

waspy americans

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 9, 2008 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

life's greatest mystery - the daily 'pick to click'. who determines the representative, and when do they do it?

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL

Myanmar. You may know it as Burma.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Nauru = never heard of it.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 8, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nairu?

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 8, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sweet game tonight

Didn’t get to catch much of it.. I got a little nervous when Brahstan got within one… but Q! showed me I was just being foolish

by 815Sox on Aug 8, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

reason #471 to not read the gamethreads

“live” blogging of the olympic opening ceremonies.

by larry on Aug 8, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You missed SportsCenter?

Sox/Cubs were lead story – not since 1906 were the Sox and Cubs both playing at home this late in the season where both were in 1st. That’s actually a story.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Either get us a dead animal

or GTFO.

;)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

by larry on Aug 8, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OK, you can stay

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

by larry on Aug 8, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your first buck?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nailed to my office wall.

by larry on Aug 8, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

As mentioned earlier today, you are a hard man.

Keeps the secretaries in line.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm so fucked, wu. my secretary is on vacation next week.

getting my own coffee, getting my own lunch, answering my own phone, copying stuff, PDFing stuff, printing stuff…i don’t see how i’ll get any work done.

by larry on Aug 8, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Preaching to the choir

You let her take vacations? WTF? Control your staff, larry. You have only yourself to blame.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

if it were legal, wu, she'd be chained to her desk. i can get my own lunch. type my fucking letters.

by larry on Aug 8, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Also, Juany tonight

kinda impressive for Uribe

by 815Sox on Aug 8, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

should have never been signed, should have been traded in spring training, should have been DFAed before opening day, should have been traded after his injury, should have been DFAed this week.

by larry on Aug 8, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

And in come the Krauts, hide your loved ones.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

At your throats or at your knees - Churchill

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

referring to franco-german "relations"?

by larry on Aug 8, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Actually, I'm so wrong:

Germans are either at your throat or at your feet.

Lo siento.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"this is the single most significant moment in the history of modern china" - bob costas

dollar-yuan peg, bob?

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

where's your olympic spirit?

by larry on Aug 8, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Kauts put it in a camp.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Krauts.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 8, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i left it in jennie finch's mouth

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

by the way, should we be calling for a wellness check on wiz?

mentioned “stress in his life”? personal/family issues?

by larry on Aug 8, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Not bloggin'. Gone fishin'. On strike. Whatever.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 8, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thought maybe he was the father to crede's child.

by larry on Aug 8, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Best snub of the night? Rev. J. Jackson getting denied access into the clubhouse after the game. Last I saw him he was still waiting to … 22 minutes ago

by larry on Aug 8, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i can see the lightbulb going on above cowley's head: 'the internet is a threat to my livelihood. adapt to the times, rise above typical sportswriters' platitudes, and learn the nuances of the game? no! devolve into a muckraker. gen-y will eat it up.'

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 8, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That air walking shit was cool, dressing the US like polo players not so much

The Chinese had it right by dressing like 80s coke heads.

And Costas calling this the “most important event in modern Chinese history?” Uhh sure Bob.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 8, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

yeah is "modern" post Tianneman? post Mao? post WWII?

retard.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 9, 2008 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Loved Hawk and DJ tonight as much as the stupid audible Red Sox fans

“Today was the first game in many that the Sox had a plan.”

Oh really? So all those other times where the Sox capitalized off strong starting pitching, a strong bullpen, solid defense, and high powered offense…...was just improvisation?

To conclude,

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 8, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Great game by the Sox...

I wish the Twins would be nice and lose when the Sox win though.

My only question is…

If Ozzie won’t even DH Fields against a lefty starter when Thome is getting a day off and Griffey sucks against lefties, why is he even on the roster? A twelfth pitcher would help the Sox more in that case.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 8, 2008 11:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs