Seriously, Break Up the Blue Jays
by The Cheat on Sep 10, 2008 6:15 PM CDT
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PrintToronto Blue Jays at Chicago White Sox, Sep 10, 2008 7:11 PM CDT
The Blue Jays have won 10 games in a row, and 7 in a row from the ChiSox, including 6 straight this season. They have dominated the Sox this year, allowing a collective batting line of just .144/.214/.218, which is bad enough. But they get even stingier on the rare occasion that the Sox have put a runner in scoring position, allowing a ridiculous .081/.186/.135 line with runners 180 feet or less from home. Andy Gonzalez laughs at those numbers.
It's time to turn things around with... Jerry Owens?
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Hey now...I was at the Buehrle Halladay game last year and Owens hit the game winning homer!
Maybe E Gus still has a chance to get laid!
Kenwo4life=ratings
Wow, Owens homered off Halladay?
Why was this not discussed earlier?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Owens has hit a ball out of the infield before?
Why was this not discussed earlier?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 10, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Im not sure what you buffoons discussed earlier
I was at work and dont have time to read the worthless drivel thats spews out of most of your key boards…..
Kenwo4life=ratings
u r dumb.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I believe it.
The man won an absurd number of consecutive little league championships.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 10, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
but i banged your mom
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
I believe it.
Furbs is a pimp.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 10, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
that's mr. furbs to you
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
He'll bang your mom
and raise your taxes.
Furby/MM ’08!
(now accepting donations)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
we're out there shaking hands and kissing babies and banging moms.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
just hopefully not at the same time.
plzkthxbai.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
multi-tasking is the lifeblood of our campaign.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
And she laughed when you disrobed.
We know, we know.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
actually she was nervous
she never saw anything more than 4 inches from her current boyfriend
Kenwo4life=ratings
not just a teacher living in the burbs, but a man with a 4+ inch penis?
you truly are the total package KenWo4Life.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
and incisive wit to boot!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
oh, and for the record,
i’m a single man.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Yeah, if I were to go gay,
the guy would have to have at least a hamstyer package. Agreed that Kenwo fits the bill.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
KenWo4Life,
the life i live is the kind of life you daydream about while your wife is nagging you to help her bring in the groceries from the used minivan in your exceedingly average middle class house.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
so how much blow can one reasonably fit on a stripper's ass?
we’ll say to, oh, 3 significant digits.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 10, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
this is better measured via monetary amount.
i wouldn’t suggest you go over $1K.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
seems like youre doing the same thing i am
pretty lame for a single guy in my opinion
Kenwo4life=ratings
i can't throw a few comments on a sox gamethread as i watch the sox game on any given night?
everybody gets some down time to kick back and relax, KenWo4Life. i’m talking about what you do with the rest of your time.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
what exciting activities do you get to partake in that I don't...
look at porn in your moms basement after the sox game?
Kenwo4life=ratings
OK, fuck the game and the division race:
Mano-y-mano on this thread. Who. Will. Win?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 10, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
i wouldn't know where to start.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
What type of porn?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 10, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
brazilian toe-fucking.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
thats because there is no where to start.
and you are too embarrassed to talk about the girl that you call your girlfriend on E Harmony but have yet to meet her.
Kenwo4life=ratings
dude, are you seriously trying to get into a pissing match with a stranger online?
without divulging anymore about my life, why don’t i just point out that any decently intelligent person can tell a lot about someone by the way they react to disappointment as a spectator to a sporting event. you act like a fucking clown because you’re life is so pathetic that you live vicariously through people that have don’t even know you’re alive.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
strike the have in the last sentence.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
and change the second-to-last "you're" to "your."
I got your back.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks a lot.
/to be read in the most sarcastic manner imaginable.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
And his front, if he so chooses, I believe.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
$10 for the candidate.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Speaking of "punch-outs" as Jim was below,
looks like you’ve KO’ed Kenwo. No response.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
who, me?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 10, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
i should be carried around on everybody's shoulders if i did.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
this is a must-watch for any red-blooded american.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fWvub_WBho
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Am I not an American If I've never seen Karate Kid?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 10, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
yes
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 10, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
also awesome, but karate kid isn't meant to be funny, so i think it may be better.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
please
you couldn’t knock me out if you paid Kimbo to do it. see unlike yourself….I enjoyed a nice home cooked meal…then went and watched the game with my son. something you may never experience because you have to bang first….. AND it has to be a woman…. good luck with that…
Kenwo4life=ratings
way to reply 1 hour later and after a new gamethread was posted.
there apparently is no limit to the amount of fail that you create.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 10, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
KenWo4Life,
you cut right to the core of me.
regards.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i sense the existence of sarcasm here
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Angels stealing the Q from us is not acceptable.
This Quinlan fellow is not half the Philosopher-God-King that Q! is.
Why so serious?
is the game on comcast tonight....
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
fucking evansville
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
At least Ill get to watch the carnage.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
i dont know if i can handle another loss after that mess yesterday
One of the worst sick days i ever took…going to see that
Kenwo4life=ratings
I like the dirt on the cleats
Says “Gamer”.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
somebody please get this fucking newbie off our GD gamethread.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Is he related to Christopher Cross of "Saining" fame?
Pictures look like it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
*Sailing*
Sigh – I’ll bail soon. Not my night.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I decided to make a new name
because “The Cheat” had essentially been banned by Google News, but SSS hadn’t.
So if CM’s entries — yes, he’ll be making front page posts — make it to GNews, I don’t know if you’ll see that Cheat guy around anymore
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 10, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Russia. Can never trust a Russian.
What petition do we have to sign, Chris?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
how does "The Cheat" get banninated?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 10, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I been banninated essentially all season
but everytime somebody else writes a front page post it gets picked up…
This is just an experiment. If I can game the system, I will.
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 10, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Why did they ban you?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
They didn't really
they just decided they don’t like me. They just wanna be friends. So I’m gonna change my identity like a bad 80’s movie and hope for comical results.
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=&q=site:SouthSideSox.com&ie=UTF-8&scoring=n
That’s a list of everything they’ve picked up for the past month. Not exactly expansive coverage.
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 10, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, colin got picked up as much as you!
Shoot, I’d change my name, zip code, and social security number if I had that happen. Bastards.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
did i even make a post in august?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
as far as aliases/ pen names go,
i prefer the Cheat, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
that play wasn't that great
I made better plays than that many times in my MVP seasons of 92 and 93
Kenwo4life=ratings
i thought you were like the recipient of an annual mvp award just for being "the shit"
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
you truly are the essence of greatness
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
check that you're a baseball god
equivalent to jbl of course
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Love me some defense.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions
To you, perhaps.
I’ve always thought the Gld Glove was his to lose each and every year. They should stop giving it out, ala Kenwo, because it is absurd to even consider anyone but JD.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I think the Blue Jays
Just figure they can do anything they want to us and still win . . .
Even if it’s over running the bases
unlike, say, Jesse Owens
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 10, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions
WTF,
Ozzie’s got to move Owens up in the order.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
Great at bat for JD.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions
I win.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
DFA him!
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions
Thome hits well against Halladay.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
way to go big jim
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Thats what she said.
o_0
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait there are still games going on?
Season over folks, pack it up.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Bunt AJ!
Oh wait.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions
Thank you Polish!
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions
aj with a hit?
i can’t stand it
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
As does the library
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 10, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
"On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!"
or, in other words: “paws up”
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 10, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
i dunno. since she moved on good vibes, i'm going with the "everything will be ok" fuckers. ;-)
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 10, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
So is that all the damage they muster for the whole game?
Or will “the best team in baseball” finally crack under our intimidating swagger?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Doesn't matter.
Mark’s getting down tonight. It’s on.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Seems he's up to task
To war!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 10, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Fatty has range.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
lol, just felt like making a comment regardless of actual value.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey you could be the next Hawk!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 10, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 10, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Is all that the appertizer for Fatty?
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
well played. rec'd
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 10, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah I got pwnd.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
can this comic mastermind truly be one of our own?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I believe he first and foremost belongs to India.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
lol, good one
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 10, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone have any idea why this game isn't on Extra Innings?
I was planning on a nice night of Buehrle v Halladay along with some exciting economics. Instead, it will be USA v Trinidad and Tabego and some exciting economics. YARRRRGHHHH!!!!!
You, of course mean, BLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Otherwise you would be speaking in tongues.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
WCIU games aren't covered.
And a lot of Blue Jays games don’t make it, either.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
i have it on mlb.tv, if that helps troubleshoot
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 10, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
It's base stealing time bitches
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Nope.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Run Jesse Run!
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions
a wish that never comes true.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Range for everyone.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
damn
Thought we were gonna get an extra ball on Canadian Punto
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 10, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions
At least get an avatar so you aren't as boring as your fake name.
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
anyone want to explain what happened there?
i read nothing else politically speaking other than 538 and the occasional NYT article
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Obama reference. Google.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
no, i know that he said that, just not the context etc.
and i’m trying to avoid the assorted sites google will take me to.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I missed the new avatar, too.
Not cool, Chris. And you edited “fucking” out of a fanpost title of mine? Sheesh.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
you didn't laugh?
i don’t have an opinion one way or another on ms. palin, but that’s fuckin funny.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I do.
I also have an opinion on Mr. Obama, and if anyone posted an avatar disparaging his racial background I’d be just as offended. These folks represent the candidates for the highest offices in the land. Not that everyone doesn’t deserve to be made fun of, ridiculed even, but a level of decorum and respect is waranted, IMO. Just a little.
Signing off. Go Sox.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
who leaves on that note?
what an absolute OPOS.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Somehow I doubt he got as worked up
when McCain called his own wife a cunt.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
i don't want to live in a country where i can't call a bitch a cunt.
i don’t care what she’s running for, unless it’s my dinner.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i just laugh when things get that blatantly vulgar
particularly in a meaningless context. take that as you will, i guess.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Ok. To each his own trigger of offense....
However, I could give you a long list of ridicule in regards to the leader of this country for the past 8 years – and not only would it all be substantial, but it would be well-deserved. Chopping his nuts off would be well-deserved at this point.
So it’s not so cut and dry as ‘show some respect’ for the highest official leader. Most of them give us, the peops, no respect. So fuck the lot of ’em.
regards
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 11, 2008 8:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Bush has earned his "no respect" in countless ways.
This woman (and Biden, for that matter) have just been admitted to the party. Personal attacks this soon aren’t warranted until earned, IMO.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Understood, and I mostly agree with the last statement. Just making sure you clarified that not everyone in high office deserves respect on that basis alone.
I personally do not think anyone should wear a t-shirt (regardless of who it’s referencing) that reads “Cunt.”
IMO, that is just class-less to begin.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 11, 2008 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Agreed. for some reason, that word is the worst
expletive that can be uttered. Worse now that I have a daughter.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Christopher Michaels doesn't care about your bullshit.
Christopher Michaels tells YOU when to use vulgarity.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
That'll do.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
that's a pretty blatant violation of your only hard and fast rule on SSS
so basically that’s amazing
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
that's what you get when you're pressed for time
I’ll come up with a more appropriate one later, but this feels pretty good right now
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 10, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
is it political? i just figured he knew that bitch.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
hahaha. Sarah Palin:
A cunt, through and through.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
There's your first Phil Cuzzi call
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 10, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
that was pretty clearly wrong, huh? seems like hawk was the only one who gave a shit about that.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
IT'S AMAZING WHAT A BUNT CAN DO.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
So, it just occurred to me that the 2008 Sox have morphed into the 2007 Sox
Wise/Owens/Uribe/Sept. Ramirez….not good to see half the lineup looking like that….
Stop it.
We’re in first. Wise is 1-2 with a run scored. Uribe playing nice D. Chelexei has the kids keeping him up at night.
Owens. Uhh, I can’t overcome that.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Looks like a breast cancer spot.
Pink and all.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
no clue
it’s hard to find ones i haven’t used over the past week
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
You said you are getting dry.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Gotta find some motivation!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I consider my paying attention to the game tonight an act of optimism
I am willing to chip in to buy the Ramirez family a bunch of baby Benadryl if that will help in any way
by hitlesswonder on Sep 10, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
See, he just needs a little love
and he perks right up.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
U's got it
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 10, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm assuming every single person on here had that go through their heads in response to cheat's comment.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
kudos is what i mean by all that.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
that got him in the face!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
he just took a punch alright
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Sep 10, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
I ba-zinged you from Seattle.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you
That does not stop me from being disappointed in the rest of the lot.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Are you married?
Why ask that question, then?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
that's my bad. i apologize. i was sleeping on the job. all this kenwo stuff has me distracted.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Awesome!
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions
hooray white sox!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Johnny Mac with a piss-poor throw
Not a good takeout slide, but IT’S AMAZING WHAT A GROUNDER TO SECOND CAN DO.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
2 grindy singles in the 1st
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 10, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
just missed that deuce
and a homer that hooked foul? not too shabby imo.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
they should show a series of replays alternating between buehrle's play to first and richards.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Sep 10, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions
set it to a beat. make richards embarrassed.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
aren't they all, really?
with their beady little eyes and their flapping heads…
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 10, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
that's vintage JO right there.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
man, did that barely make it out of the infield?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 10, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
no, it didn't make it out of the infield.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
if halladay loses to the sox
he absolutely does not deserve to win the cy young
clearly
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 10, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions
This is nice.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions
i'm having a good time.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
when i think of a nice time, i think of a pleasant time that really isn't that much fun.
like a dinner with some relatives that you haven’t seen in a really long time.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
since nobody said it
SPEED NEVER SLUMPS
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 10, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions
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