OMG! A Lead!
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 10, 2008 8:38 PM CDT
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CHE!
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions
Get some runs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 10, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
i hope that's from TBP 2.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
ha
i get it now
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 10, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Wheres Daly when you need him?
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Polish delivers yet again!
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
sox are winning, why would he be here?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 10, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
i thought there was no chance we hit doc?
this is madness. i thought it was a foregone conclusion that the sox would be tied with the twins at the end of the night. What kind of hotel is this?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
where the fuck is SSH?????
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
Consistency.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
Reverting to the mean.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
Averages to
1 a game.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
swisher with the worm?
I LOVE IT!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 10, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
i knew that was coming. should have called it.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
smoke and mirrors for the win!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
?
still at work, following on gameday
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 10, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
heard he's got a nasty change
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 10, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
should i be disgusted?
or strangely intrigued?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 10, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
whatever it is you should be
we both know which one you are.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i doubt it.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Yeah. but if I had one....it would have been at attention.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
you don't really seem to get how they work, huh?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
perhaps not.
but my clients don’t seem to notice.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
WHY DON'T WE TRY TO DO THAT MOAR?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure the last time we tried was in the 3-month long game
and that didn’t work out too well
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 10, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I am still trying to forget that quarter of my year ever happened.
Is it even over yet?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I knew it! Best of both worlds.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
MB is working for me too.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
that is one of the best comedies of all time.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
he had some fun, though.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
5 american, 6 canadian
exchange rate
by IceColdFalstaff on Sep 10, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Buehrle deserves a huge standing O.
What a great, clutch effort.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
maybe if he hits a game winning homer in the 9th it'll be clutch
but the first eight innings dont count to your clutch factor
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 10, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I ovate for him every outing, even when he gives up 7 runs in one inning.
I love MB forevaandevaandeva.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
He's a great Chicago athlete.
I love how he so enthusiastically catches the 1st pitch every night. He’s just solid.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
Agreed. Just love the dadgum guy.
I just stood up just know as he left the field, had a big grin on his face, and tipped his cap to the crowd.
Excellent outing, dear ace.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
*now
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Why would someone have a "THOME HIT IT TO ME" sign, when they are sitting just to the right of home plate?
fucking morons.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
lou malnati's on the way, bitches!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
(mouth-watering....missing Lou's bad....in a land that puts chicken on pizza.....)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
ew.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Take him out after this batter.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
WOOT!!
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions
/Stands and claps
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions
Buerhle-tastic.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
not the right kind, apparently.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Thanks Dotel.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions
Time to find out.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
remove hand from penis
it’ll help slow down the workout
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 10, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I will fly home and punch Dotel in the dick if he loses this lead for MB.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
fireworks show going on right now by the planetarium. i wonder what the deal is.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Dotel got out of the inning.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
they must be very pleased.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
just wrapped up the finale. not bad. surprise fireworks show was a nice time.
/hat tip jim.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
wow, he got his shot back together after cabrera went to the mound.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Sep 10, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions
What is WTF en espanol?
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
That DP pleases Carl.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
maybe the team's been playing porrly because we haven't been posting much Carl Weathers lately
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
chicken/egg really.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
We arent posting pics cause they arent doing well and vise versa.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
a few more would be tasty.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
Yes.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
BA!
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
BAzzled again!
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
i would be super offended if i were dwayne
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Sep 10, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions
Id fuck it.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
forgot the link.
http://dvice.com/archives/2008/09/exploring_the_l.php
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
my friend also read hardon.
freudian slips?
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
you just may, Lucy.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
GOATSE COLLIDER OMG
if cip sees this, he better make that pshop
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
have you guys seen this keeley hazell chick?
she is fucking gorgeous. i highly suggest you google image that girl.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
she legal?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 10, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
she is. what i would do to her may not be.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
english model is all i know.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I don't think I've had afesearch on since I realized you could turn it off
results are way more fun
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
Fun story in that vein
My junior year of high school, my buddy and I were on the computers in the library looking up pictures for a powerpoint on Picasso. We had safesearch off and started typing people we knew’s names in. Our English teacher walked by with her student teacher and asked us to put her son’s name in, said he had a website and wanted to see if it would come up. Sure enough, gay porn. We scramble to close it, us and the student teacher all kinds of uncomfortable. The actual teacher hadn’t noticed and asked why we all looked so funny. No one had the heart to answer her.
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
yikes. kenwo's mom is a teacher, too?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
there is chickipedia
and good lord those are huge. no wonder hoodie rocks c’s, must be something in the water
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 10, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
au natural is what i'm reading.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
maybe there is a god
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 10, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
compared to the rest of her and compared to most other conventionally attractive women, yes, butterface
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 10, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree. And I will say when a woman is beautiful.
This girl is not.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, me too. and i am a big fan of her on king of queens. (when she's skinny.)
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
are you kidding?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Not unique in any way, shape or form.
pun intended.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Guess not...but I guess I have a different idea of sexy, especially in terms of women, I am certain.
If I were gay, she wouldn’t cut it for me.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
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Its all about Vida Guerra
Best ass in the biz, as seen here…
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 10, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
she's got a great ass, but i'll take my chick keeley over her any day of the week.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
There's never cellulite in photos, dipshit.
Did you think Q!nicorn was real too?
regards.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
What are you 'uh-oh'ing? I thought it was funny.
I think this woman is far better-looking than MM’s.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
The Q!nicorn wasn't real?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 10, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
There, there, Jim.
Thome still has that funny sign he carries with him around the base path. That’s real.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
ease your girl-hate. her being hot doesn't make you ugly. (i hope.)
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
No, no. I am admittedly far more beautiful than this one.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
portsluts are rarely ugly
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 10, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
that's the comment of the night right there, folks. rec'd.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
ha
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
got some bikini pics?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
pos
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
welcome to men.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 10, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
she probably does, but in seattle "bikini" translates to "short-sleeved flannel"
so i don’t know how much use they’d be, given the context
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 10, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
still waiting on those bikini pics.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 10, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
A black bikini, I'm guessing.
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
don't forget to hold your breath....!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 11, 2008 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions
i might last a second inside of her
might
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 10, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
it would be interesting.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
My Favorite part of her Chickipedia page...
Vices:
Not making sure she had the only copy of her sex tape
Oh.My.God feverishlyScansTheInternet
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 10, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
ha ha ha. funny the first time i read it. even funnier when i noticed the lack of a period between "God" and "feverishly".
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 10, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I like to ride my BAcycle!
lookin’ good, lookin’ good.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
ees no bueno.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
bobby can't do this on fastballs alone.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
done
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 10, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
What a fucking debacle
this Jenks is.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
Happy delivery, my ass.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
i hardly believe they've never met before
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 10, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT. THAT WAS TRAUMATIZING.
Nice 2nd pitch there, BigBoy.
heh
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
Like KFC helps Juan, and Bobby apparently.
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
Like KFC helps Juan, and Bobby apparently.
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
Sorry...double clutch after a "try posting again later" message
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
why do you want to kenwo a perfectly good thread?
some T&A, a white sox winner, a little phil cuzzi, a groundhog day reference, a brief carl weathers appearance. this thread had it all and then you want to go and talk about your fantasy league.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 10, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
You forgot the Large Hadron Collider.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 10, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I had fun and I couldn't even watch the game.
I studied for Animal Nutrition and posted while watching gameday.
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
Big game by Buehrle and impressive display by the offense...
Dotel and Jenks were horrible. Fucking Royals just laying down for the Twins. Sox need to beat up on Marcum tomorrow. And why is Broadway starting a game for the Sox? Awful
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Rhea_Perlman_(1988).jpg
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
In other news, Charlie Haeger is a Padre...
Padres claimed RHP Charlie Haeger off waivers from the White Sox.
A great pickup for the Padres. Haeger will join the team immediately and likely work out of the pen initially, but he may be a candidate for a spot start or two. The knuckleballer could thrive in Petco Park if he just gets the strike percentage up a bit.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
it really sucks that the sox spent the money that paid for the development
that someone else is going to take advantage of. such is the way of the knuckler.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
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