Another Tie
I really hate Shaun Marcum.
...And Marco Scutaro
...And Jim Wolf
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twice in a row
blargh.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
that's what happens when you try to hit a home run every at bat.
"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
moar fundamentalz plz.
"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
"haha...son."

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
The hair is - the color is not.
Carpet =/ drapes.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
it's the eybrows
you’d expect a set of Eugene Levy eyebrows as well
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 11, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
he has them "man"icured.
"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Metrosexual. Like U dont no.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i bet he calls it a 'soup sifter'
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
he's known as the "chimney sweep" by all the girls.
"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Muffin duster
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
umpire groupies
‘OMG do you know Tim Welke???’
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
My Grandma said Chris Pelakoudis could take...his...time.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Oh, you could've said Bill Klem and been relevant, POS
I am almost ready to unrec your ass.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Very Sox-like.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Swish had to take a shit on the base on that one
so Wolf would know he was there.
by Trooper on Sep 11, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd. Hilarious.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Good play, Nick!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
this Uribe kid is for real
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Bathroom break
Hope the cops don’t escort me out of my apartment.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Toby Keith= America
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
I hope a certain someone stays out of the gamethread
Because this is a highly enjoyable pitchers’ duel.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Swung at ball four.
Evidently the impact of the 2-1/1-2 swing doesn’t apply to Marcum.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Well he *is* in his 9th inning of work
thanks to the shenanigans at 1st base
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 11, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I've seen this movie - Javy usually stars
I don’t usually like the ending.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
so when does Q come out of nowhere to hit a left handed walk off dong?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
game 7 of alcs
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
AND IN THE SEVENTH GAME Q ROSE FROM THE DL
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Wow.
Snider can rake.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Wow, 16 poll votes already
Jim, you and this Michaels character are neck and neck today in eyeballs.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
ugh
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
It's only one.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Well that's a relief
Ramirez is up in the pen
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 11, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Get the kid out of there
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Like I said, get the kid out of there.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
What did Gomer Pyle say...?
Surprise, surprise!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
hahaahhahahahah
i wonder if he just sits by and waits?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Plagiarism!
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 11, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
that really is the only useful image when googling "easy heat"
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 11, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Though it seems Ive been the only one using it.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 11, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Gavin almost looked teary-eyed.
Don’t blame him – he pitched his ass off. Not much help.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT


Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Squoze, he was.
We get out of this, we win.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
ho yeah!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
He was fulfilling his Horacioly duties by going full.
And he ended it there.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Who jinxed that time?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
One more, kid.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
and more
this mofo hasn’t hit lefties well this year
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 11, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Tonight it would be completely acceptable, in all sincerity,
if you just STFU.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
their's already enough assholes here with the christopher michaels guy
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
SSSHHH, I'LL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET, SSSHHH, CHRISTOPHER MICHAELS IS CHEAT
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 11, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
no way.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
gag SSH with a spoon
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Need new poll
who had a better effort tonight
[ ] offense
[ ] SSH
please check one
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 11, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
There could be a bot (like the old primer chimp)
SSH’s reflexive sarcasm
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 11, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
It's just a series of if/then statements
That fills in a value adjacent to “Nice” based on run scored/allowed values.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
SSH
at least he was his usually reliable pissy self
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 11, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
and the sox offense wasn't reliably sucky? ha. nice. clearly nice.
"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
i think it's fair for me to say that our offense is unreliable, or inconsistent, rather than reliably sucky
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 11, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
why be fair when you can be reactionary and annoying?
"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
didn't notice the clearly when i typed that
but i usually FIAL to catch your sarcasm even though its explicit
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 11, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
i put both indicators in there. nice and clearly.
"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
cy marcum and all of his suckitude. :-(
"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Right now I need a bat. My fist aches to join Q's.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
rumor haz it somewon who just posted for the first time during the game liekz to git hit with batz.
"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Splendid. Rec'd.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Wassermann still sucks.
In 5 minutes, this turned into a blowout.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
I said that at 4-0...
Now it’s 6-0. I’m guessing it won’t matter because this offense isn’t going to score a run.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
This offense has been awful for several games...
They have a random good showing against Halladay and everyone pops wood.
Man, Wassermann is awful.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
we were excited because of the logic you imparted yesterday. we figured if the sox could hit halladay they would wreck marcum. the logic did not help today.
"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions

"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I just threw up.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i hope metaphorically speaking
cheer up OPOS, i think an ozzie eruption post-game is just what you need
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 11, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
It was the picture. The picture.
I can handle a loss. I can’t handle complete incompetence and abdication of principle being hugged by my candidate.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
for the record, there was nothing political in my posting it. it was the first funny statue hug picture that i found in google images. and bush does look like a statue in the picture.
"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
It was a good picture. I get it. You are correct. No explanation needed on your part.
It’s purely visceral on my part.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Who cares...
All I know is that this team once again can’t take advantage of a golden opportunity.
Those three games at Minnesota are going to be a nightmare.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
couldn't the same be said of the twins not being able to take advantage?
"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Genius, perhaps you have it wrong.
Perhaps it’’s the Twins that have not taken advantage.
Now go grab some bench.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
1 - 7 against a team the Sox are supposed to be better than...
Sox hitters are too busy grabbing some bench for me to fit on it.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
You're a Twins fan, right?
I mean, its really the only explanation that makes any sense.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
I think the Sox were picked 4th by most people in teh central
where were the blue jays picked?
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 11, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
So "supposed to beat"
is a variable determined only by yourself?
You know, lets ignore records, or that the Jays play in a tougher division, or that they’re much healthier than the Sox….
The Sox are supposed to win, and therefore I’m going to get dog-kickin’ mad and take a crap all over yet another game thread…
Do I have this right?
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 11, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe you may be able to answer that, Mr. Che...ah, Michaels.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
found his

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 11, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Quite splendid.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I found a site
“howmanyofme” dot com or something like that…
There are either 1 or 2 other “mes,” depending on long or short first name, those who share the same first an last name, in the entire US…. which might help explain why I try to remain anonymous
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 11, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
There are 1 or fewer people in the US with my name
I can rule out the latter….
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
274
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 11, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I typed in OPOS
and they said a new one is turning every 7 seconds.
But a dozen have the real deal.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
4 people have my name
one of whom is a voice actor for children’s movies, another an architect in NY. I just need to find the other.
Strangely .42 people with my first name are girls
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
BTW, are you concerned about groupies, or being held for ransom?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
some say the blue jays are better than the sox, with data to back up the claim, what do you got?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 11, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
that argument coming from ssh is especially interesting since he consistently bombards us with reasons the sox suck.
"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
dare to say it, fuck i'll just say it, kenwo might rely on logic more than ssh
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 11, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't win 4 straight little league titles by being in the lowest reading group
It helps that you’re the “tallest” 5th grader though
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 11, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
You forgetting your own words?
Twins “guaranteed” a sweep with Liriano. Sox should not beat Marcum. Your words, right?
So you are a .500 team today. You don’t win pennants at that pace.
Get a shower. There’s always tomorrow.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Hoping the Twins lose won't win pennants either...
And that’s exactly what we have to do everyday.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Think Mariotti
Being artificially and unreasonably enraged for you, the common fan.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Not exactly, math major.
We’re still one up.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
mlb reviewed the record from the twins game earlier and determined liriano was worthy of a win. all square, big fella.
"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
and the twins are 0-6 against toronto
what’s your fucking point?
brian anderson would've caught that...
the anticipation has to be killing you
you’re gonna be happier than a pig in shit putting lipstick on.
Get it all out, now
Take a Nice. Big. Shit. All over the thread.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah, you know you like it.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
So there are commercials with a woman raving about her carpet
And yet they utterly fail to be sexy.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Does it match...
Ah, forget it.
Hey, do we still have a shot here? Is Tadahero still on the bench?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Christ, he's Smoky Burgess off the bench! 4-11!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
He ought to be in, both over GS and Wise.
There. I’ve said my piece.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
booya!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
who is that dude getting run over???
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 11, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
papelboner
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 11, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
i was hoping it was pedroia
you can tell, i don’t give a shit about the red sox even though i live here
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 11, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
who's the the black man with the muscular physique in the car??
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 11, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
mr t
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Man in the toughest animal to kill

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 11, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
And Wasserman's suck increases...
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I missed the SSH bashing earlier...
But, I really hope, division or no, the Sox win 90 games so I can read an SSH post about how they are the worst 90 win team ever.
THE DAMAGE IS QUITE
OOPS IT APPEARS THAT THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN CONTAINED
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 11, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Get the fuck out of here!
Off the mat.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
At least we get the "Na Na" song.
I was about to bail, but I’m in it to win it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
checking in with an affirmative
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 11, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
unchain geordi laforge!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Tabasco with the Satchel Paige dangle.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I'd pitch around Ty Scutaro, too.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
How is not every baseball manager not an alcoholic with ulcers?
I can’t take this shit.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
they aren't?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 11, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
It was fookin' splendid.
We got our LOOGY back!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
'four score and seven runs ago'
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
("Deliverance" theme cranks up.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
We're guaranteed that.
An uplifting, Up With People finish would be splendid, soon, because I am feeling a bit peckish and knackered.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
It chills me to the bone.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 11, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
localized soreness?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 11, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Tying run to bat. We're in it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
although thorny really got a call on the 3-1 pitch with the bases loaded
brian anderson would've caught that...
Granted
But at least that one was over the plate.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 11, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Call it both ways, blue!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF was that?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
DFA KG, Jr.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
tension!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
for the turkeyleg?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 11, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think I understood that poster
Hopefully Juan doesn’t think too hard about it.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Is there a painting behind the screen?
Where the eff are the screaming fans?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
comeon fats!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
your my favorite
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Carry the team.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
BUNT!
Oh wait…
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 11, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions
just get us to BA
he will save us
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
:-(
sad
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Post of the night.
where was MacDougal?
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
cue the SSH show
i can’t stand it
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
Fantastic

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
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3...2...1...SSH post.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
kdub was so fucking stupid for trading jon garland
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 11, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions
Defensible trade (you know, to hopefully get a + .700 OPS at SS instead of Uribe)
And KW’s faith in Danks and FLoyd has been rewarded.
I am disappointed with OC’s O, .685 OPS is less than I expected.
And Uribe actually has a .700 OPS…sigh.
by hitlesswonder on Sep 11, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
did i really need to add a clearly, perhaps for the newbies, but you are not
the trade is a wash imo
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 11, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
and irrelevant in the context of oc striking out at the last at bat of a single game
comment was meant to be reactionary and irrational
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 11, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
What the odds that Ryan in his two save opportunities
would walk the first two men in one and then hit the leadoff man in the other and not give up any runs? He has to be the luckiest closer EVAH!
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 11, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions
well, at least fucking espn
just ripped jim wolf in the game highlights.
brian anderson would've caught that...
But Wolf didn't cost us the game...
There’s incompetence in every field, believe me. In my chgo. days I ran one our fair city’s newsdesks. i had an intern from Medill school of J come up and ask me ‘what war was Hitler in.’ I fired her on the spot, called the j school and told them they oughta be ashamed. Just ‘cause they’re ‘pros’ doesn’t mean they won’t fuk up.
Well, in fairness, he was involved in 2 wars, so there could be some confusion...
by hitlesswonder on Sep 11, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry where was the Wolf
“incompetence.”
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.

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