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Another Tie

I really hate Shaun Marcum.

...And Marco Scutaro

...And Jim Wolf

Poll
Biggest DoucheNozzle:
Marco Scutaro
32 votes
Jim Wolf
13 votes
Shaun Marcum
18 votes

63 votes | Poll has closed

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i blame southpaw

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 11, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

twice in a row

blargh.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 11, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

that's what happens when you try to hit a home run every at bat.

"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

moar fundamentalz plz.

"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

"haha...son."

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

The more I look at it

The less real I think it is.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 11, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

The hair is - the color is not.

Carpet =/ drapes.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's the eybrows

you’d expect a set of Eugene Levy eyebrows as well

by Christopher Michaels on Sep 11, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

he has them "man"icured.

"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Metrosexual. Like U dont no.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

i bet he calls it a 'soup sifter'

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's known as the "chimney sweep" by all the girls.

"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Muffin duster

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

umpire groupies

‘OMG do you know Tim Welke???’

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very Sox-like.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd. Hilarious.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good play, Nick!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

this Uribe kid is for real

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

What a gun.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bathroom break

Hope the cops don’t escort me out of my apartment.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 11, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Toby Keith= America

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I hope a certain someone stays out of the gamethread

Because this is a highly enjoyable pitchers’ duel.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 11, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

clearly its only a pitchers duel

because of what he would complain about.

by Trooper on Sep 11, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Swung at ball four.

Evidently the impact of the 2-1/1-2 swing doesn’t apply to Marcum.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 11, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

so when does Q come out of nowhere to hit a left handed walk off dong?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 11, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

game 7 of alcs

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

needs more drama

think gibson

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 11, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

AND IN THE SEVENTH GAME Q ROSE FROM THE DL

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 11, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Snider can rake.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 11, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow, 16 poll votes already

Jim, you and this Michaels character are neck and neck today in eyeballs.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

It's only one.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

splut

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 11, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Hawk was gonna say

“we got 6 outs, to get the damn thing done”.

by 3E8 on Sep 11, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Get the kid out of there

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Like I said, get the kid out of there.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Thorndog in

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 11, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice timing on the hook by Ozzie...

LOL.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 11, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

What did Gomer Pyle say...?

Surprise, surprise!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaahhahahahah

i wonder if he just sits by and waits?

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

And pounces.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

now it's a party

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 11, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Easy Heat.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 11, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Plagiarism!

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Sep 11, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

that really is the only useful image when googling "easy heat"

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 11, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Though it seems Ive been the only one using it.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Sep 11, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gavin almost looked teary-eyed.

Don’t blame him – he pitched his ass off. Not much help.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  


Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 11, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Squoze, he was.

We get out of this, we win.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

ho yeah!

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Who jinxed that time?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

One more, kid.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

beautiful.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 11, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 11, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

and more

this mofo hasn’t hit lefties well this year

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 11, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

And this ballgame is ova.

Nice job by the offense tonight.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 11, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

there he is

was the tie too scary for you to show up?

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 11, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tonight it would be completely acceptable, in all sincerity,

if you just STFU.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

their's already enough assholes here with the christopher michaels guy

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

no way.

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

gag SSH with a spoon

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Need new poll

who had a better effort tonight

[ ] offense
[ ] SSH

please check one

by Christopher Michaels on Sep 11, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

No effort involved

He has a script triggered by Gameday

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 11, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's just a series of if/then statements

That fills in a value adjacent to “Nice” based on run scored/allowed values.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 11, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

cy marcum and all of his suckitude. :-(

"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't pay the Wassermann!

Don’t even fix a price!

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 11, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Right now I need a bat. My fist aches to join Q's.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Splendid. Rec'd.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wassermann still sucks.

In 5 minutes, this turned into a blowout.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 11, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

you suck

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 11, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 11, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I said that at 4-0...

Now it’s 6-0. I’m guessing it won’t matter because this offense isn’t going to score a run.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 11, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

you suck

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 11, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

This offense has been awful for several games...

They have a random good showing against Halladay and everyone pops wood.

Man, Wassermann is awful.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 11, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just threw up.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

i hope metaphorically speaking

cheer up OPOS, i think an ozzie eruption post-game is just what you need

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 11, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was the picture. The picture.

I can handle a loss. I can’t handle complete incompetence and abdication of principle being hugged by my candidate.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who cares...

All I know is that this team once again can’t take advantage of a golden opportunity.

Those three games at Minnesota are going to be a nightmare.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 11, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

couldn't the same be said of the twins not being able to take advantage?

"our national leaders are sending [troops to iraq] on a task that is from god."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 11, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Genius, perhaps you have it wrong.

Perhaps it’’s the Twins that have not taken advantage.

Now go grab some bench.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

1 - 7 against a team the Sox are supposed to be better than...

Sox hitters are too busy grabbing some bench for me to fit on it.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 11, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

you suck

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 11, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're a Twins fan, right?

I mean, its really the only explanation that makes any sense.

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 11, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope...

Just a disappointed Sox fan.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 11, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

you suck

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 11, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

And that means jack shit right now.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 11, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

So "supposed to beat"

is a variable determined only by yourself?

You know, lets ignore records, or that the Jays play in a tougher division, or that they’re much healthier than the Sox….

The Sox are supposed to win, and therefore I’m going to get dog-kickin’ mad and take a crap all over yet another game thread…

Do I have this right?

by Christopher Michaels on Sep 11, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe you may be able to answer that, Mr. Che...ah, Michaels.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

found his

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 11, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Quite splendid.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh my.

douchenozzle is definitely a word that needs no image.

by Trooper on Sep 11, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I found a site

“howmanyofme” dot com or something like that…

There are either 1 or 2 other “mes,” depending on long or short first name, those who share the same first an last name, in the entire US…. which might help explain why I try to remain anonymous

by Christopher Michaels on Sep 11, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

2 others

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 11, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

274

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 11, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I typed in OPOS

and they said a new one is turning every 7 seconds.

But a dozen have the real deal.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

4 people have my name

one of whom is a voice actor for children’s movies, another an architect in NY. I just need to find the other.

Strangely .42 people with my first name are girls

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 11, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW, are you concerned about groupies, or being held for ransom?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

You forgetting your own words?

Twins “guaranteed” a sweep with Liriano. Sox should not beat Marcum. Your words, right?

So you are a .500 team today. You don’t win pennants at that pace.

Get a shower. There’s always tomorrow.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hoping the Twins lose won't win pennants either...

And that’s exactly what we have to do everyday.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 11, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think Mariotti

Being artificially and unreasonably enraged for you, the common fan.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 11, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not exactly, math major.

We’re still one up.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

and the twins are 0-6 against toronto

what’s your fucking point?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 11, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

the anticipation has to be killing you

you’re gonna be happier than a pig in shit putting lipstick on.

by Trooper on Sep 11, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

you suck

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 11, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get it all out, now

Take a Nice. Big. Shit. All over the thread.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeah, you know you like it.

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 11, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does it match...

Ah, forget it.

Hey, do we still have a shot here? Is Tadahero still on the bench?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Give 'em a BAzzle

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 11, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Christ, he's Smoky Burgess off the bench! 4-11!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

BLAAAAAAARGH

So close

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 11, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dammit

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

booya!

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

papelboner

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 11, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was hoping it was pedroia

you can tell, i don’t give a shit about the red sox even though i live here

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 11, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

mr t

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man in the toughest animal to kill

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Sep 11, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

exactly

exactly

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay, runs!

Meaningless, the way I like ’em!

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 11, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

And Wasserman's suck increases...

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I missed the SSH bashing earlier...

But, I really hope, division or no, the Sox win 90 games so I can read an SSH post about how they are the worst 90 win team ever.

by hitlesswonder on Sep 11, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

THE DAMAGE IS QUITE

OOPS IT APPEARS THAT THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN CONTAINED

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 11, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Get the fuck out of here!

Off the mat.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

At least we get the "Na Na" song.

I was about to bail, but I’m in it to win it.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

any fans of the roots on here?

sorry for being OT

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 11, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

checking in with an affirmative

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 11, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 11, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

unchain geordi laforge!

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

no no no.

butterfly in the sky.
i can go twice as high.

by Trooper on Sep 11, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tabasco with the Satchel Paige dangle.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

BLAAAAAAAAAAARGH

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 11, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd pitch around Ty Scutaro, too.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

A red-nose.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Canadian racist

That’s 5/6ths as much racist

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 11, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

How is not every baseball manager not an alcoholic with ulcers?

I can’t take this shit.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

they aren't?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 11, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was fookin' splendid.

We got our LOOGY back!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

'four score and seven runs ago'

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

("Deliverance" theme cranks up.)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're guaranteed that.

An uplifting, Up With People finish would be splendid, soon, because I am feeling a bit peckish and knackered.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

HBP!

Q is all around us!

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 11, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

It chills me to the bone.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Sep 11, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

BOOZWAH

Hit Junior, too!

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 11, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

localized soreness?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 11, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tying run to bat. We're in it.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Call it both ways, blue!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF was that?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

DFA KG, Jr.

Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.

by ballyb on Sep 11, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

tension!

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

for the turkeyleg?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 11, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think I understood that poster

Hopefully Juan doesn’t think too hard about it.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 11, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Is there a painting behind the screen?

Where the eff are the screaming fans?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

comeon fats!

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

your my favorite

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Carry the team.

Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.

by ballyb on Sep 11, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Rolen haz D?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 11, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

BUNT!

Oh wait…

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Sep 11, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

just get us to BA

he will save us

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Sep 11, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Damnit.

Good show, at least.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 11, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

:-(

sad

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 11, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Sigh

Wasserman sunk us

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 11, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Post of the night.

where was MacDougal?

Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.

by ballyb on Sep 11, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

cue the SSH show

i can’t stand it

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Sep 11, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Fantastic

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Sep 11, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

What the odds that Ryan in his two save opportunities

would walk the first two men in one and then hit the leadoff man in the other and not give up any runs? He has to be the luckiest closer EVAH!

by El Duque's Raft on Sep 11, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

well, at least fucking espn

just ripped jim wolf in the game highlights.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 11, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, that sucked.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 11, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

But Wolf didn't cost us the game...

There’s incompetence in every field, believe me. In my chgo. days I ran one our fair city’s newsdesks. i had an intern from Medill school of J come up and ask me ‘what war was Hitler in.’ I fired her on the spot, called the j school and told them they oughta be ashamed. Just ‘cause they’re ‘pros’ doesn’t mean they won’t fuk up.

by RoyEgan on Sep 11, 2008 11:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Sorry where was the Wolf

“incompetence.”

Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.

by ballyb on Sep 11, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

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