Can We Get a Game in, Please?
Detroit Tigers at Chicago White Sox, Sep 14, 2008 1:05 PM CDT
Scheduled start time is 1:05, but this one won't start for a while. The good news is the rain is supposed to stop sometime late this afternoon. They may not get two games in, but should be able to play one on what I assume will be a sloppy field.
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Let's do it!
I’m ready for some friggin’ baseball up in herrrrrre!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
is the courier in urbana still around?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 14, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Wire played in Leeds last week
I missed it but my pal fat Simon went to the gig, said it was very good.
Sox fan from England, marching on together
They're comin to Chicago soon.
I am still on the fence about going. It’s so hit-or-miss with these old bands reuniting. Or…never breaking up.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Sep 14, 2008 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
couldn't tell ya
other than for classes and 16" softball i don’t spend much time in urbana
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
i heard it's a bit more fun to play when the field's a little sloppy
winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
hurricanes suck.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Welcome to my world.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
it's a shame they don't let people move out of florida.
that’s what i would do if i were you and they allowed that.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
yeah. i feel really badly for all those people who have to deal with hurricanes all the time.
Borodin: Do you think they will let me live in Montana?
Capt. Ramius: I would think they’ll let you live wherever you want.
Borodin: Good. Then I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman, and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pick-up truck, or umm… possibly even…a recreational vehicle, and drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?
Capt. Ramius: Oh yes.
Borodin: No papers?
Capt. Ramius: No papers. State-to-state.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
No shit?
I could move?
I did not know that.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
being an international customer
i assume you never get mlb.tv game blackouts, yes?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
one black out a week
but that’s on free UK TV anyway, that’s the second game tonight btw, if it’s played
Sox fan from England, marching on together
So, if the first game is over late...
will they still play tonight? How is that going to work out?
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Sep 14, 2008 1:35 PM CDT reply actions
I don't know how the gate is gonna work, but as long as the first one starts on time--meaning 4
and as long as there’s no more rain, they’ll play two
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Watch the first game be an extra-innings marathon.
I can’t imagine what the field is gonna be like. Wait…still won’t be as bad as KC earlier this year.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Sep 14, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
it's no longer a split DH.
and you can bet if the first game gets over before 8:30, they’re going to play two.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
So, only yesterday's tickets work?
WTF.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Sep 14, 2008 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Anything you could direct me to would help.
I can’t find any official word on the official web-site.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Sep 14, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Posted at 1:52.
Must’ve been just after I stopped looking there.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Sep 14, 2008 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you calling me a liar, sir!?
I, Brian Urlacher, challenge you to an Honor Du-el!
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Sep 14, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
espn thumb wrassl'in.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Pouring where I am
Just south
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
I'm worried about our old guys shredding a groin or worse in this stuff.
No days off the rest of the year – we will certainly be doing well if we play .500 hte rest of the way.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
It's an optical illusion
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 14, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
looks like liz has his control today.
which makes him deadly. if the orioles just wouldn’t have rushed him…well, this guy has a grade A arm but needs the polish.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
Game 1 cancelled
Game 1 (of a straight double header) to begin about 4PM.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
that article gets better every time i read it.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
how is this wet field gonna impact jerry owens?
9 stolen bases instead of 15?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWW!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
can anyone confirm for me what is happening with today's games??? i can't find information anywhere!
Matchup: Tigers (70-76) at White Sox (81-65), 1:05 p.m. CT
Probable Starters: Justin Verlander (184 1/3 IP, 5.32 RA, 1.38 WHIP, 149 K) vs. Javier Vazquez (188 2/3, 4.48, 1.30, 180)
Pythagorean Record: Detroit, 72-74 (738 RS, 751 RA); Chicago, 81-65 (732 RS, 646 RA)
Hit List Rankings: Detroit, #17; Chicago, #6
Prospectus: The White Sox have their own problems, above and beyond having the Twins breathing down their necks, as the offense has been unable to produce since Carlos Quentin went down with his self-inflicted injury. The team has hit a collective .243/.303/.388 in his absence, and that’s with the bulk of those games coming in Chicago, where the offense normally does well. Today’s doubleheader will give the White Sox an opportunity to gain some ground on the Twins, who play a single game today. Of the two, the late contest is clearly in the White Sox’s favor, with staff ace John Danks facing off against the aged and increasingly decrepit Kenny Rogers.
Before that though, there’s this early afternoon game, with two starters going at it who have performed below expectations. Verlander’s pitching better lately than he did during the early part of the season, but he is still not entirely right. His average fastball velocity is down by 1.2 mph from last year (which is itself down slightly from the two seasons before). If you look at Verlander’s FIP, he appears to be suffering from poor luck, as his ERA is 0.61 higher due to his low strand rate of 65 percent, which FIP adjusts for. The thing is, though, that Verlander has pitched much more poorly from the stretch (opponent’s line of .315/.383/.458) than from the windup (.202/.294/.310). That’s a far cry from 2007, when he allowed a .230/.317/.350 line with runners on; if this is a fluke that will regress with more time, then it’s just bad luck for Verlander, but the Tigers may want to spend time this offseason doing some tinkering in order to get their ace back into form.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
this rain > timo time
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
any word lately on Q!?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
I talked to him yesterday
he said his wrist is at 120 percent but the rest of his body is at 900 percent so he still has a ways to go. He’s pissed cause with his wrist hurt he cant write his ‘great Qmerican novel’ and now he has to dictate it to JD Salinger, who he calls ‘a tool.’ Also dinosaurs.
as far as i know his injury gets reevaluated next week.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
dinosaurs, too?
sweet! nobody tell carl, though….
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
that would be cool
i know thome is growing a goatee but its just not the same.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
iawtc.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i wonder which rays pitcher is going to acquire some "forearm tightness" so that price is on their postseason roster.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
Didn't they call up someone on the 31st and put them on the DL immediately
They created the loophole already
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
well, the bears just crapped away their game.
hopefully that will be the only chicago team to do that today.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
that's lovie smith's playcalling.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
uh, i'm completely ok with the cubs crapping away their game, dunno about you
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
who?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Lovie what the fuck is wrong with you?
Why isnt the ball in Forte’s hands? And Orton cant freaking throw deep.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
a solid QB can hit open WRs more than 15 yards downfield. orton is not a solid QB.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
First Pitch at 4:15
So says ComCast. They also say its going to be a double header. I wonder if ESPN gets to pick up the end of game one if its still going at 7:00.
ESPN should own broadcast rights for that timeframe nationally
so you should get any overflow, but locally, they’ll put on ESPN news until it goes into the second game.
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
not sure about that. like fox, they "own" games started within a certain timeframe, not necessarily played.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
wish i was there
like 5 people at the game
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
well it *is* 3 hours before the gametime printed on the ticket
and it wasn’t announced that the ticket would be good for this game until 1…
and that’s not even bringing up the logistics of travel right now
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
so this is the 7 o'clock game?
or the one from 2 days ago?
MY MIND IS BLOWN!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
fucking science
(prays to Q)
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
tina fey FTW!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
randy marsh
darsh
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
i almost forgot about this sport of base ball
regards
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
red rover red rover let alexei come over
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
loved that game
nothing like being told to just dead sprint at people and break their grip or when on defense clothesline your classmates
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
fuck you mags!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
I'd like to hear DJ just go off on Hawk before the year is done
What’s he got to lose?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
i feel like he's been getting his shots in all season
he makes fun of hawk a lot more than he used to, which i’ve kind of enjoyed
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
Well . . .
“You know, Feisty, only a gutless worm would take a demotion when its obvious he’s been replaced by a better man. I mean, what kind of a loser would take a job when its clear that everyone – I mean everyone – wants him gone. I mean, it would just be embarassing.”
"sorry hawk, Jr is old as hell, showing his age"
(shoots gun into air, laughs maniacally)
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
"Yaz was just OK"
(record stopping sound)
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Clutch
“Actually, Hawk, what you hit is a lot more important than when you hit it. Really, there no such thing as clutch ability and I’m sick of you pretending that there is.”
"You know Hawk..."
“…best pitch in baseball is a really good splitter.”
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
for folks watching
does it look like the field is going to get all torn up and muddy after possibly 2 games today?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 14, 2008 4:21 PM CDT reply actions
we have a team of linebackers
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
he's a mudder
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Let's score some god damn, fucking runs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
evil thome?
unpossible
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Weird crowd
The stands are so empty, its like a Spring Training split squad game. I bet you could walk up, buy a ticket and sit anywhere you wanted.
i like that still some people are in the middle of a section
live a little, south side.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
yes
my uncle does the stupidest and most chaotic things, how slow YOU must be. I say FUCK everybody who doesn't like what I say, You Can Kiss My Mixed ASS- Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Sep 14, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
dusty ryan is a good cowboy name
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
dusty johnson
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
when there is so few people at a game
they should open the field up for a dance party. Look what you’re missing!
swish a-gogo
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
if no one is there to so jr hit a homerun
does it really happen?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Javy's Cruising
Is it too much to hope that the Tigers are bored with all this, hate the weather and just want to go home? Come on, isn’t there a little dog in Cabrera and Sheffield?
Let's score some god damn, fucking runs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
Omigod its only the third inning and we haven't scored omigod omigod omigd
White Sox, that’s baseball.
Hawk w some gems
no one going to get that
YES
my moneys on uribe
‘a man with nothing to live for has everything to fight for’
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Javy Career K's
Hawk is talking about how Javy has 1999 career Ks and is 61st on the all-time list. Is that really impressive? 61st all time? I mean, its not bad, by any stretch, but is it notable?
I mean I think it's noteworthy given the fact he's just about at 2000
It shows that he’s been durable and that he’s always been a power pitcher
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
It's even more impressive....
…given that he generally gets the smallest strike zone amongst all pitchers.
He struck out the last hitter 3 times in one at bat, and the runner is currently on first base.
Let's score some god damn, fucking runs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
HAHAHA HE SLIPPED
(a 2nd grader)
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
I hate this Detroit team
they look like a team of bandits from an episode of Bonanza.
Sox fan from England, marching on together
LOL, it's those exchanges I will miss greatly
[on Al Kaline]
DJ: They called him ‘Everyday Al’, I bet
Hawk: No, they called him ‘Line’
DJ: (pauses) …‘Everyday Line’
hawk and dj really have the perfect chemistry to create a lot of those office-esque awkward exchanges.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
yes.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i like how are first pitches are automatic swings for che
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 14, 2008 5:12 PM CDT reply actions
We'll never
score any god damn, fucking runs…….
again :(
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
Gave it up.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
nobody likes a quitter.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
are ppl going to show up to the stadium at some point?
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
no.
not enough rafts in the chicago area. and the locks entering the dan ryan have been closed to non-commercial traffic. gotta use side rivers and there’s a lot of heavy traffic on those.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
i was actually suprised with how loud the ovation for javy sounded
given the number of people that are there
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions
doc oc and family in attendance.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Leyland
Is it me or do the Tigers not care about baseball at all?
i'm waiting for the one of him grabbing the back of his leg
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
didnt get it
and he was digging hard
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Funk, funk.
We need Swisher.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
juan uribe = clutch
or something…
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
so slow
i couldnt even be upset with him being thrown out because i was too busy laughing at him trying to steal
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Alright
Second base is indeed scoring position for General Soreness.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
wow. flashback to 2007 on that one.
nothing like seeing uribe get hung out to dry on a botched hit and run.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
with 2 outs, the leadoff hitter at the plate, and a runner at first
the sox attempt a steal like 80% of the time and get caught a lot.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
didn't you see orlando's quality bat handling there?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Cabrera missed a hitandrun sign?
Uribe not stealing for the helluvit, probably…….
thinks Chiburb.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
he's a big boy. he can speak for himself.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
goddammit. He isn't asking me to say this shit.
I wanted to present the opinion, but not pass it as my own thought, so I credited it.
you people are sensitive about his absence.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I posted it before you. Or, as the timestamp says, at the same time.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha. I missed that post (I usually skim through whatever you say). I thought you were talking about your 3:32 comment....
PST
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions
In fact, if I had seen your original "botched hit-and-run" comment, I wouldn't have even said a thing about it.
not even to give you credit.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Just kidding
about us never scoring any god damn, fucking runs…….
again :)
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
any
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
Where are those enchiladas?
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
wouldn't there have to be more than one?
get your wife on the food.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
Javy Career Ks
He’s #9 on the active career list. That’s higher than I would have guessed. The only people ahead of him are:
1. Randy Johnson* (44) 4775 L
2. Greg Maddux (42) 3365 R
3. Curt Schilling (41) 3116 R
4. Pedro Martinez (36) 3098 R
5. John Smoltz (41) 3011 R
6. Mike Mussina (39) 2800 R
7. Tom Glavine* (42) 2607 L
8. Jamie Moyer* (45) 2237 L
Those are some seriously good pitchers. Moyer is kind of weird but the others are all HOF or HOF contenders. Impressive. And yet, despite the obvious good stuf and he durability and all the Ks, he’s never going to get close to the Hall. I wonder why.
whats the deal with paulie?
should call it roundtine
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
A few more
GDFRs, pleeeeeeeeeeease.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
AAAHHRGG!
Goddammit Cabrera!
Hawk and DJ seem to think its funny.
I guess its ok to give away runs because its “aggressive.”
Fk. Fk. Fk.
he steals that base 85% of the time. minimum.
that’s not “giving away” anything. which is why it’s called “stealing” when cabrera does it.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
not how you draw it up.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
in retrospect.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
good ones, at that.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
He's got a knack...
…for making great pick ups.
Top 3 GM in the game by my book.
Wow
What a weird combination of ineptitue and inspiration. Reminds me of McCain picking Palin.
by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
flagged!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
No politics til the 3rd gamethread on the 3rd lunar cycle of the summer solstice.
flagged.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's score some god damn, fucking runs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
that popup/pickoff play seems to have killed gameday.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
my gameday just returned a google image search for Dick McDudeskissing.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
is that a real person? that name just sounds made up.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
mine says wise just drove orton over the line on a suicide squeeze
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
Mine lists Jim Miller as the starting quarterback.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
seriously, gameday is now asking me what happened.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Thanks, Missile.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
better not if the sox are serious about this whole short rest thing.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
Assuming this game is not similar to the final one of the Jays series.
Speedy game until the 10-run 8th inning. Hit a wall.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Like I said....
…he gets squeezedmore than anyone.
FUCK, but
Vazquez deserves the biggest, loudest standing O of the year, IMO.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
This will make easy heat unavailable for the later game, right?
With Danks pitching, I would like the bullpen to be as loaded as possible with his recent struggles (last start omitted) and his inability to go as late into games
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Let's score some god damn, fucking runs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cardiac Bobby might need a few more.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
it is basil, but i agree with everything else said right there. i am a strong advocate of lasagna.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Agreed
There’s no law that a reliever can’t pitch both ends of a double-header, especially in a pennant race.
rivera does it all the time.
just depends upon how a guy feels. maybe matt’s one of those guys who doesn’t like to do it. and the weather ain’t exactly conducive. but he didn’t throw much.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
i got swish at 7-58 in his last 18 games.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
if only wise could play some fucking defense and i could see myself liking him.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
i like it, too. somehow i think ozzie doesn't like it.
we’ll see, though.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
over the game being delayed a half hour to hour?
doubt it
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
looks like a 7:15 start. just means we get to see more football highlights from berman and jackson
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
thome's walk was just getting in the way of starting the next game, how unclutch
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 14, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
yawn. thome with yet another non-clutch walk. this guy has made a fucking career on this stuff.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
i thought that went without saying.
sorry. too repetitive to mention how he’s a choker and a corpse.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
Can someone help me w/ our upcoming rotation?
I’ll be at the Stadium for Wed and Thurs Night games
thx
you really want this next game rained out, huh?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
no...just dreading about the thought of seeing Richard and/or Broadway
or even worse, both
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm there wednesday. and we have the pleasure of lance/clayton v. hughes.
an all-international league matchup.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
you look at ticket prices for the new stadium?
your average joe ain’t going to games anymore.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Luckily they are keeping bleachers and the upper deck cheap
I’ll be reupping my 20 game plan at the $25 upper deck price
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, that was me trying to "relate".
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
it was transparent.
we rich should not patronize the little people. that much.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
i'm guessing that this is how gay sex starts.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Why do you ask?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
hahaha....
guessing…
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
cat got your tongue?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
before I refreshed my page, your image wasn't there.
looked like you just said nothin’….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm always sayin somethin
problem is it’s rarely worth reading
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
Luckily, this was just an image, so we didn't have to read.
(once it showed up).
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
derrrrrrrrr, danx lar.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
What a great outing by Vazquez.
Hip, hip, Hoooooooray!
Hip, hip, Hoooooooray!
Hip, hip, Hoooooooray!
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
hip hop hooray! ho! hay! ho!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
what the fuck is wrong with this place? 25 minutes to gametime and no gamethread? keep adding staff and the service gets worse.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 6:40 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

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