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Detroit Tigers @ Chicago White Sox


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Detroit Tigers
@ Chicago White Sox

Sunday, Sep 14, 2008, 1:05 PM CDT
U.S. Cellular Field

Justin Verlander vs Javier Vazquez

Mostly cloudy with a 12970-percent chance of rain. Winds blowing out to center field at 10-20 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 65.

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Scheduled start time is 1:05, but this one won't start for a while. The good news is the rain is supposed to stop sometime late this afternoon. They may not get two games in, but should be able to play one on what I assume will be a sloppy field.

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Let's do it!

I’m ready for some friggin’ baseball up in herrrrrre!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 12:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn you guys are lucky

It is supposed to rain till 9 tonight in Rockford

by 815Sox on Sep 14, 2008 12:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Champaign flooded

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 12:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wire played in Leeds last week

I missed it but my pal fat Simon went to the gig, said it was very good.

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 14, 2008 1:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They're comin to Chicago soon.

I am still on the fence about going. It’s so hit-or-miss with these old bands reuniting. Or…never breaking up.

The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.

by defensive indifference on Sep 14, 2008 1:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

couldn't tell ya

other than for classes and 16" softball i don’t spend much time in urbana

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 1:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

4pm scheduled start

fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie

by larry on Sep 14, 2008 12:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i heard it's a bit more fun to play when the field's a little sloppy

winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 1:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hurricanes suck.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 1:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Welcome to my world.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 14, 2008 1:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's a shame they don't let people move out of florida.

that’s what i would do if i were you and they allowed that.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 2:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah. i feel really badly for all those people who have to deal with hurricanes all the time.

Borodin: Do you think they will let me live in Montana?
Capt. Ramius: I would think they’ll let you live wherever you want.
Borodin: Good. Then I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman, and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pick-up truck, or umm… possibly even…a recreational vehicle, and drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?
Capt. Ramius: Oh yes.
Borodin: No papers?
Capt. Ramius: No papers. State-to-state.

fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie

by larry on Sep 14, 2008 2:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No shit?

I could move?

I did not know that.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 15, 2008 6:28 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thank you anti-ssh

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 1:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

6 - 0 now

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 14, 2008 2:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

being an international customer

i assume you never get mlb.tv game blackouts, yes?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 2:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

one black out a week

but that’s on free UK TV anyway, that’s the second game tonight btw, if it’s played

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 14, 2008 2:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, if the first game is over late...

will they still play tonight? How is that going to work out?

The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.

by defensive indifference on Sep 14, 2008 1:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Watch the first game be an extra-innings marathon.

I can’t imagine what the field is gonna be like. Wait…still won’t be as bad as KC earlier this year.

The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.

by defensive indifference on Sep 14, 2008 1:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's no longer a split DH.

and you can bet if the first game gets over before 8:30, they’re going to play two.

fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie

by larry on Sep 14, 2008 1:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, only yesterday's tickets work?

WTF.

The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.

by defensive indifference on Sep 14, 2008 1:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anything you could direct me to would help.

I can’t find any official word on the official web-site.

The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.

by defensive indifference on Sep 14, 2008 2:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Posted at 1:52.

Must’ve been just after I stopped looking there.

The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.

by defensive indifference on Sep 14, 2008 2:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's eastern time.

fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie

by larry on Sep 14, 2008 2:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are you calling me a liar, sir!?

I, Brian Urlacher, challenge you to an Honor Du-el!

The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.

by defensive indifference on Sep 14, 2008 2:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

espn thumb wrassl'in.

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 2:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

stopped raining here

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 1:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pouring where I am

Just south

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Sep 14, 2008 2:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm worried about our old guys shredding a groin or worse in this stuff.

No days off the rest of the year – we will certainly be doing well if we play .500 hte rest of the way.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 14, 2008 1:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

still have an offday. 22nd

fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie

by larry on Sep 14, 2008 2:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's an optical illusion

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 14, 2008 2:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

looks like liz has his control today.

which makes him deadly. if the orioles just wouldn’t have rushed him…well, this guy has a grade A arm but needs the polish.

fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie

by larry on Sep 14, 2008 2:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Game 1 cancelled

Game 1 (of a straight double header) to begin about 4PM.

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/press_releases/press_release.jsp?ymd=20080914&content_id=3473838&vkey=pr_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws

Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.

by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 2:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that article gets better every time i read it.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 2:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how is this wet field gonna impact jerry owens?

9 stolen bases instead of 15?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWW!

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 2:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

can anyone confirm for me what is happening with today's games??? i can't find information anywhere!

Matchup: Tigers (70-76) at White Sox (81-65), 1:05 p.m. CT
Probable Starters: Justin Verlander (184 1/3 IP, 5.32 RA, 1.38 WHIP, 149 K) vs. Javier Vazquez (188 2/3, 4.48, 1.30, 180)
Pythagorean Record: Detroit, 72-74 (738 RS, 751 RA); Chicago, 81-65 (732 RS, 646 RA)
Hit List Rankings: Detroit, #17; Chicago, #6
Prospectus: The White Sox have their own problems, above and beyond having the Twins breathing down their necks, as the offense has been unable to produce since Carlos Quentin went down with his self-inflicted injury. The team has hit a collective .243/.303/.388 in his absence, and that’s with the bulk of those games coming in Chicago, where the offense normally does well. Today’s doubleheader will give the White Sox an opportunity to gain some ground on the Twins, who play a single game today. Of the two, the late contest is clearly in the White Sox’s favor, with staff ace John Danks facing off against the aged and increasingly decrepit Kenny Rogers.

Before that though, there’s this early afternoon game, with two starters going at it who have performed below expectations. Verlander’s pitching better lately than he did during the early part of the season, but he is still not entirely right. His average fastball velocity is down by 1.2 mph from last year (which is itself down slightly from the two seasons before). If you look at Verlander’s FIP, he appears to be suffering from poor luck, as his ERA is 0.61 higher due to his low strand rate of 65 percent, which FIP adjusts for. The thing is, though, that Verlander has pitched much more poorly from the stretch (opponent’s line of .315/.383/.458) than from the windup (.202/.294/.310). That’s a far cry from 2007, when he allowed a .230/.317/.350 line with runners on; if this is a fluke that will regress with more time, then it’s just bad luck for Verlander, but the Tigers may want to spend time this offseason doing some tinkering in order to get their ace back into form.

fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie

by larry on Sep 14, 2008 2:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this rain > timo time

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 2:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

any word lately on Q!?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 2:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I talked to him yesterday

he said his wrist is at 120 percent but the rest of his body is at 900 percent so he still has a ways to go. He’s pissed cause with his wrist hurt he cant write his ‘great Qmerican novel’ and now he has to dictate it to JD Salinger, who he calls ‘a tool.’ Also dinosaurs.

as far as i know his injury gets reevaluated next week.

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 2:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dinosaurs, too?

sweet! nobody tell carl, though….

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 2:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that would be cool

i know thome is growing a goatee but its just not the same.

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 2:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

iawtc.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 2:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, the bears just crapped away their game.

hopefully that will be the only chicago team to do that today.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 3:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's lovie smith's playcalling.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 3:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uh, i'm completely ok with the cubs crapping away their game, dunno about you

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 3:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 3:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lovie what the fuck is wrong with you?

Why isnt the ball in Forte’s hands? And Orton cant freaking throw deep.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Sep 14, 2008 3:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a solid QB can hit open WRs more than 15 yards downfield. orton is not a solid QB.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 3:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Games not over yet

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 3:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 3:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 3:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 3:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

weather report?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

First Pitch at 4:15

So says ComCast. They also say its going to be a double header. I wonder if ESPN gets to pick up the end of game one if its still going at 7:00.

by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

4:02

Is this shit gonna happen soon orwhat.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 4:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wish i was there

like 5 people at the game

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well it *is* 3 hours before the gametime printed on the ticket

and it wasn’t announced that the ticket would be good for this game until 1…

and that’s not even bringing up the logistics of travel right now

by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 4:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so this is the 7 o'clock game?

or the one from 2 days ago?

MY MIND IS BLOWN!

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fucking science

(prays to Q)

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tina fey FTW!

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

randy marsh

darsh

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 4:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm so happy right now

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 4:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i almost forgot about this sport of base ball

regards

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

baseball you say?

surely this is like capture the flag?

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 4:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

red rover red rover let alexei come over

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

loved that game

nothing like being told to just dead sprint at people and break their grip or when on defense clothesline your classmates

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 4:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck you mags!

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd like to hear DJ just go off on Hawk before the year is done

What’s he got to lose?

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 4:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i feel like he's been getting his shots in all season

he makes fun of hawk a lot more than he used to, which i’ve kind of enjoyed

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well . . .

“You know, Feisty, only a gutless worm would take a demotion when its obvious he’s been replaced by a better man. I mean, what kind of a loser would take a job when its clear that everyone – I mean everyone – wants him gone. I mean, it would just be embarassing.”

by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 4:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"sorry hawk, Jr is old as hell, showing his age"

(shoots gun into air, laughs maniacally)

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Pass the spliff"

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 4:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Yaz was just OK"

(record stopping sound)

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Clutch

“Actually, Hawk, what you hit is a lot more important than when you hit it. Really, there no such thing as clutch ability and I’m sick of you pretending that there is.”

by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 4:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"You know Hawk..."

“…best pitch in baseball is a really good splitter.”

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 4:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

for folks watching

does it look like the field is going to get all torn up and muddy after possibly 2 games today?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 14, 2008 4:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hard to tell

the field looks pretty good for all the rain

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 4:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we have a team of linebackers

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's a mudder

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's score some god damn, fucking runs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.

by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 4:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck you.

Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.

by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 4:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

evil thome?

unpossible

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Weird crowd

The stands are so empty, its like a Spring Training split squad game. I bet you could walk up, buy a ticket and sit anywhere you wanted.

by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 4:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i like that still some people are in the middle of a section

live a little, south side.

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes

my uncle does the stupidest and most chaotic things, how slow YOU must be. I say FUCK everybody who doesn't like what I say, You Can Kiss My Mixed ASS- Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Sep 14, 2008 4:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dusty ryan is a good cowboy name

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:42 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Porn name?

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 4:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dusty johnson

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also

The lack of fans is making everything sound crushed.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 4:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Way more.

There are 40 people at least in the dugouts.

I’d guess over 100.

by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 4:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Marlins

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

when there is so few people at a game

they should open the field up for a dance party. Look what you’re missing!

swish a-gogo

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if no one is there to so jr hit a homerun

does it really happen?

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so=see

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Javy's Cruising

Is it too much to hope that the Tigers are bored with all this, hate the weather and just want to go home? Come on, isn’t there a little dog in Cabrera and Sheffield?

by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 4:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hawk w some gems

no one going to get that
YES

by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 4:55 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my moneys on uribe

‘a man with nothing to live for has everything to fight for’

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 4:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Javy Career K's

Hawk is talking about how Javy has 1999 career Ks and is 61st on the all-time list. Is that really impressive? 61st all time? I mean, its not bad, by any stretch, but is it notable?

by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 5:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I mean I think it's noteworthy given the fact he's just about at 2000

It shows that he’s been durable and that he’s always been a power pitcher

by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 5:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's even more impressive....

…given that he generally gets the smallest strike zone amongst all pitchers.

He struck out the last hitter 3 times in one at bat, and the runner is currently on first base.

by Omar21 on Sep 14, 2008 5:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well.....

….he got 5 outs that inning, 2 of which, the ump decided he’d take away by calling balls on strikes, so it evens out.

by Omar21 on Sep 14, 2008 5:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's score some god damn, fucking runs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.

by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 5:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 5:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 5:07 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHAHA HE SLIPPED

(a 2nd grader)

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 5:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate this Detroit team

they look like a team of bandits from an episode of Bonanza.

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 14, 2008 5:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL, it's those exchanges I will miss greatly

[on Al Kaline]

DJ: They called him ‘Everyday Al’, I bet
Hawk: No, they called him ‘Line’
DJ: (pauses) …‘Everyday Line’

by 3E8 on Sep 14, 2008 5:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 5:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hawk and dj really have the perfect chemistry to create a lot of those office-esque awkward exchanges.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 5:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yep

Hawk’s stubbornness + DJ’s goofyness has produced some genuinely funny moments

by 3E8 on Sep 14, 2008 5:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Am I wrong for wishing it were DJ and Stone

and not Hawk and Stone?

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 5:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 5:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We'll never

score any god damn, fucking runs…….

again :(

Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.

by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 5:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gave it up.

Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.

by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 5:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sniff glue?

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 5:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nobody likes a quitter.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 5:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how i see ballyb

fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie

by larry on Sep 14, 2008 5:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mr. 2000

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 5:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and 2001

good to break that tie with andy benes.

fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie

by larry on Sep 14, 2008 5:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sneakin up on catfish

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 5:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no.

not enough rafts in the chicago area. and the locks entering the dan ryan have been closed to non-commercial traffic. gotta use side rivers and there’s a lot of heavy traffic on those.

fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie

by larry on Sep 14, 2008 5:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i was actually suprised with how loud the ovation for javy sounded

given the number of people that are there

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 5:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

doc oc and family in attendance.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 5:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Leyland

Is it me or do the Tigers not care about baseball at all?

by Omar21 on Sep 14, 2008 5:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JR?

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 5:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm waiting for the one of him grabbing the back of his leg

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 5:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

didnt get it

and he was digging hard

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 5:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Funk, funk.

We need Swisher.

Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.

by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 5:26 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

juan uribe = clutch

or something…

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 5:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so slow

i couldnt even be upset with him being thrown out because i was too busy laughing at him trying to steal

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 5:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alright

Second base is indeed scoring position for General Soreness.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 5:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yay running into outs!

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 5:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was.....

…the worst steal attempt ever.

by Omar21 on Sep 14, 2008 5:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow. flashback to 2007 on that one.

nothing like seeing uribe get hung out to dry on a botched hit and run.

fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie

by larry on Sep 14, 2008 5:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

with 2 outs, the leadoff hitter at the plate, and a runner at first

the sox attempt a steal like 80% of the time and get caught a lot.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 5:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

didn't you see orlando's quality bat handling there?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 5:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cabrera missed a hitandrun sign?

Uribe not stealing for the helluvit, probably…….

thinks Chiburb.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 5:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's a big boy. he can speak for himself.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 5:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

goddammit. He isn't asking me to say this shit.

I wanted to present the opinion, but not pass it as my own thought, so I credited it.

you people are sensitive about his absence.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 5:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just kidding

 about us never scoring any god damn, fucking runs…….

again :)

Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.

by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 5:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you said "runs", not run.

fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie

by larry on Sep 14, 2008 5:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

any

Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.

by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 5:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where are those enchiladas?

Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.

by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 5:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wouldn't there have to be more than one?

get your wife on the food.

fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie

by larry on Sep 14, 2008 5:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shit

it’s a least a sixhead

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 5:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Javy Career Ks

He’s #9 on the active career list. That’s higher than I would have guessed. The only people ahead of him are:

1. Randy Johnson* (44) 4775 L
2. Greg Maddux (42) 3365 R
3. Curt Schilling (41) 3116 R
4. Pedro Martinez (36) 3098 R
5. John Smoltz (41) 3011 R
6. Mike Mussina (39) 2800 R
7. Tom Glavine* (42) 2607 L
8. Jamie Moyer* (45) 2237 L

Those are some seriously good pitchers. Moyer is kind of weird but the others are all HOF or HOF contenders. Impressive. And yet, despite the obvious good stuf and he durability and all the Ks, he’s never going to get close to the Hall. I wonder why.

by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 5:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sincere wonder?

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 5:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whats the deal with paulie?

should call it roundtine

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 5:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A few more

GDFRs, pleeeeeeeeeeease.

Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.

by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that was fucking hilarious.

fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie

by larry on Sep 14, 2008 5:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AAAHHRGG!

Goddammit Cabrera!

Hawk and DJ seem to think its funny.

I guess its ok to give away runs because its “aggressive.”

Fk. Fk. Fk.

by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 5:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i think it was funny too

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 5:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he steals that base 85% of the time. minimum.

that’s not “giving away” anything. which is why it’s called “stealing” when cabrera does it.

fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie

by larry on Sep 14, 2008 5:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was neat

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 5:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not how you draw it up.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 5:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but fun to watch

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 5:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

in retrospect.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 5:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, that was hysterical.

Thank you, Che.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow

What a weird combination of ineptitue and inspiration. Reminds me of McCain picking Palin.

by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 5:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

flagged

fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie

by larry on Sep 14, 2008 5:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

flagged!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 5:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

flagged

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 5:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

flagged

fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie

by larry on Sep 14, 2008 5:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec'd

i mean flagged

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 5:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's score some god damn, fucking runs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.

by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 5:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that popup/pickoff play seems to have killed gameday.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gameday's telling me

the Bears just kicked a field goal

by 3E8 on Sep 14, 2008 5:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my gameday just returned a google image search for Dick McDudeskissing.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 5:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is that a real person? that name just sounds made up.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 5:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

get with it

mine says Henry Burris

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 5:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

seriously, gameday is now asking me what happened.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 5:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Che doin it all

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dear bally,

This one’s for you.

Love,
Che

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks, Missile.

Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.

by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 5:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs