Let's Win Two
Detroit Tigers at Chicago White Sox, Sep 14, 2008 7:05 PM CDT
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Excellent javy game.
Javy, vous etes grand…or something like that
by RoyEgan on Sep 14, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BA starts in LF and bats second; hall C; no word on dh
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
those are only changes to lineup. thome still dh
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for those who were wondering about thornton's status
he’s out in the bullpen, which would suggest availability.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 7:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering
Thanks for the info. :-)
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how many seconds until the first joe morgan slobbering of gary sheffield?
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i hope morgan says something nuts.
FJM has almost grinded to a halt.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
their mission has gained a hollow victory.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They've gone Hollywood
I saw an advanced copy of FJM The Movie last week.
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
imagine trying to write a script for that movie.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
print, mainly
they don’t normally comment on spoken commentary.
by coffeepac on Sep 14, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure they do. what was the post that was up the whole week?
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mainly print
and he seemed to be making it only because he was irritated at people asking him why he hadn’t been posting.
by coffeepac on Sep 14, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the raison d'etre is to rag on joe morgan. i'm guessing you haven't been reading the site very long.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that why it has that strange name?
they usually work over his chats from espn. makes it easier to say they aren’t taking things out of context to make him look worse.
by coffeepac on Sep 14, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
different FJM
but the guys at Fire Jay Mariotti are live blogging Joe’s comments tonight.
If you’re into that kind of thing.
by coffeepac on Sep 14, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG
I hope they can get a game in today.
I’ve been missing me some Pale Hoser beisbol.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like scoreless innings from our pitchers
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How fall has Swisher fallen that Uribe is batting before him
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pretty fall?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's like reverse asian stereotype speak
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I write English good
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
man, rogers doesn't have shit left in his arm.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's why he shits on his hand
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, he's got nothing, which i enjoy because i hate that prick.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW
I hope Haeger goes bye bye from the Padres. I dont know why they picked up this guy.
He pitched for the Padres last night and didnt impress.
He pitched 0.1 innings. 3hits, 3runs, 1earned run.
I watched him warm up in the bully, and the catcher was chasing it all over the place.
He couldnt locate his knuckle, then when he threw a fastball, they hit it. Hard.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it's usually a good idea to cut players based upon a single outing.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am just giving my first impression.
Cut me some slack.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ratchet down the hyperbole then.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weather/travel situation must be awful
up in Chicago, looks like no one’s at the game
by Illini0509 on Sep 14, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
kenny rogers pitch speed should be perfect for junior's bat speed.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pop-up adventures!!!
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
joe morgan asks how you explain how a team full of hitters could be on a struggling team this year.
well, they are 6th in runs, joe, so guess what the problem is?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not enough bunting?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not being the Big Red Machine?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didnt this guy catch the first game too?
by gamara21 on Sep 14, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lead off walk
Let’s not have any more of those, please.
by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe making the case for Alexei
Get in there joe!
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ramirez v. Longoria
Who do you like for Rookie of the Year?
by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
are you serious?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure
Longoria is a better hitter but you have to give Ramirez credit for the tougher position and (I think) the better glove.
by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
think again.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can almost assure you that there is this inexplicable bias at play,
and most of us will “like” our guy over the next.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if the difference is negligible, then yeah, i'll probably prefer the white sox.
but the difference between longoria and ramirez in not negligible.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right. Is Ramirez even qualifying for ROY at this point? Has he reached the minimum at-bat requirements?
Does Landfill know how many stolen bases Che has? (harharhar)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lovely defense
Fine play by Uribe. Really, he’s been spoiling us on those balls.
by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
joe upping the ante big-time there.
goes from saying he like’s alexei over longoria for ROY to saying that ellsbury should be in the discussion.
awesome. jacoby ellsbury of the 80 OPS+. good call, joe.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love that crazy old HoFer
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why didn't jenks get the save? didn't he turn it into a save situation by closing the lead to 2?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 14, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You can't manufacture your own save situation
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can't do that.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can't create your own save opp
its based on the situation when you enter the game.
by coffeepac on Sep 14, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OOH OOH URIBE
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i heart that fried chicken eating hunk of lard
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Christ!
Juan is really showing off tonight.
by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ooooh ooooh oooooribe
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Sep 14, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I Just Saw
Flashes of Vintage, ‘05 Uribe’s defense!!!!
by Bear_Down on Sep 14, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow. i just found out that umpires get a $357 per diem.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Beer at the ballparks ain't cheap.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't think they do a lot of drinking at the ballparks.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think at least a couple of them do.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they don't stay at the motel 6
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 14, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
few do.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet those accommodations are already handled by mlb.
The $357 goes to the coke they’re snorting off of strippers’ tits.
(and the strippers).
So when you think about it like that, it’s not that much money after all.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i couldn't live off that.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, that would be the equivalent to one hour at Deja Vu for you.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spearmint Rhino, thank you very much.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
here's a link for you broke-ass horny bastards.
http://www.spearmintrhinolv.com/index2.html
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Catchy song!
oh wait, I’m not a horny bastard.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sucks for you. ain't menopause a bitch?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who wants a stripper named Babies?
especially when she looks like that
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who asks a stripper what her name is?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, isn't that hilarious?
kaitlynn and krisha both have a lot of my money.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both are prettier than that jailbait you highlighted the other day.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Colorado isn't a great name, either
Can’t even make Grand Teton jokes.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
colorado's face is some rough terrain.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Divine looks like the definition of a crackwhore
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hiding meth teeth, maybe.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sedona is growing on me.
though all of this seems much different at 3 am with a dozen red bull vodkas and some shots in you.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as you don't grow on her.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that gallery doesn't tell the whole story.
there isn’t a strip club in the world with a better girl:guy ratio or one with the pure number of chicks. i meet girls there from chicago every time i go. that place is the best.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's score some god damn, fucking runs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Great shot of Hall and Uribe in the dugout
Also, nice point by Morgan re: fielders getting a change up signal from the catcher and leaning. On the little minutia of how to field, he really does know alot. Granted, 90% of what he says is bombastic crap, but every once in a while, you can learn something from listening to Joe.
by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Between "Gui-yen" and "Ooribay," I hate watching ESPN broadcasts.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'M AFRAID THE DAMAGE IS QUITE SEVERE!!!!!!
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's wearing the Paul Konerko Memorial Goatee
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hahahaha! yes.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
little know fact: 92% of the teams that have reached the playoffs have had a slugging, goateed white guy,
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Sep 14, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Little known fact: 74% of all statistics are made up.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
JI!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Punch you in the dick, I'll punch you in the dick.
My name is Jim Thome and I’ll punch you in the dick.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'M AFRAID THE DAMAGE IS QUITE SEVERE
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was in the mood for mashed taters.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't think of the last time I wasn't in the mood for mashed taters.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I loved the "o fuck" look kenny rogers entire body gave off
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It was.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny
Hawk and DJ go on and on about how Thome should go the other way to beat the shift. Morgan says “Fk that. Pull the ball and hit it over the defense.”
by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chelexei walk?
What?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
when did that happen?
i can’t remember any footage of his AB
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's quick like that.
You should see him steal bases.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather not
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even if you wanted to....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly They're Upset
at the very rare walk, so they’re playing catch between 1 & 3
by Bear_Down on Sep 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, Kenny

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I had a bad dream last night.
Is there ANY CHANCE that the Sox pick up Griffey’s option for next year?
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wild guess here.
The Sox pick up Griffey’s option for next year.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
god that sig works perfectly there
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find it works in many situations.
So I may never change it.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rogers is really racking up that pitch count
If you count all the throws to first
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Aside from Thome, Sox putting on a pop-up clinic
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone catch the announcers' promo, touting the park as a "Great environment for kids?"
(first shot of two young boys throwing shit into the hair/hood of the older gentleman in front of them).
(next shot of disgustingly obese boy, stuffing his face).
yeah, great publicity there, ESPN.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You got a different feed than me
I saw two young boys stuffing their faces with an old man
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the fat kid eating ballpark nachos made my day.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Sep 14, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, totally.
’merica.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can't get synthetic cheese served on genetically modified corn chips in iran.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Sep 14, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If fat kids can't stuff their faces with nachos
then the terrarists have won.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are terrarists like those earth corp hippie fucks?
They must be stopped.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They can't!!?!!?!
We better bomb Iran so we can show them what freedom tastes like.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Freedom tastes like... yellow?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmmmmmmm....yellowwwww.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Danks at 70 pitches
We’re looking at 3 innings of bullpen work.
by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Given the way the seventh kills Danks
I’m pretty sure they were planning on it regardless.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't be a jinx...I'll be happy w/ 3 at this point
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm expecting 4 2/3 out of the bullpen tonight
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he gets though the 6th that's great...
He already looks tired…maybe just getting through the 5th is fine. The Sox have to accept what Danks is right now — an 80 pithc pitcher…
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you start him in the 6th
and have someone up to come in quick if he lets someone on.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep...I agree
84 pitches…if he can gut out one more inning that would be outstanding
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
He’s at 84 after the fifth. He looks great. Would you take him out based on the history or would you give hime a little more rope? I’d send him back out.
by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
agree w 2 guys above
have someone ready…
hit or walk = he gone
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The music on that Kong injury replay was DRAMATIC.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 14, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Konerko remains in critical condition."
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, Curtis!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
beat me to that one. thank god. nice to avoid another deep count.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BA!!!
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BAzzled!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BA SQUEEEEEE!!!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, Yes, Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That fucking guy doesn't play enough.
/runs away
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
c'mon hsa, you're a full fledged honie now, right?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 14, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pretty much. I couldn't help it.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody had to be, in Wiz's absence.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
RIP.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he dead.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now don't ask any more questions about it.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah BA!
Joe Morgan called it a HR off a “dead fish” fastball.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anderson 8 HRs this year,
all off lefties.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
btw, are you fucking happy now?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 14, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's useful on this team.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And in only 8 at-bats!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Qnderson!
John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."
by phanreign on Sep 14, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
B EH?
i was just thinking that this ab looks like one of those where he starts out looking like shit and then smacks a double off the wall.
by Trooper on Sep 14, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
B Yay
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely a card-carrying honie now.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
omg. the white sox is awesome.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So...is BA outproducing Griffey...?
I feel like he is, but I’m biased…
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
By rates, yes.
But if he had to face more righties, he probably wouldn’t.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rogers is amping up the self-reflexive profanity.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he'll beat up a camerman . . .
John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."
by phanreign on Sep 14, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
didn't the sox have somebody who did that? :-(
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't make me cry into my Full Sail.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.spike.com/video/kenny-rogers/2670981
http://www.spike.com/video/kenny-rogers/2670981
John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."
by phanreign on Sep 14, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SSH is not around because he is slobbering at BCB over Zambrano's no-hitter in progress.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 14, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BA vs. Lefties
So, is he actually becoming a decent hitter against lefties? .229/.250/.571(!) Do you think those home runs are a fluke or is he growing into usefulness?
by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chelexei just doesn't want to sit below .300.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't mean to respond to that.
I think BA’s a good fourth outfielder.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A BA/Wise OF platoon given our current situation
is acceptable
by 3E8 on Sep 14, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no pickoff throws this time. plzthxbai.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
whoops. gs thought that was gone.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The General keeps getting my hopes up
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*salute*
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
smOked
wauy to go grif!
he heard you guys
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THE SORENESS IS QUITE GENERAL
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Griff!!!
This has turned into a fun night so far
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So...do you send Danks back out? Or try to rest him?
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pull him
That’s why we have a long bullpen.
by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha how demoralizing
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Its one of my favorite traditions
To hell with throwing the ball back. Give me “Na na na na” anyday.
by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you, Nancy Faust.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
juan!!!
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
General Wheels
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey!
Griffey was running! Really, I saw it!
by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
everyone has a hit except capt swagger and toby
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 14, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Swisher really is scuffling....
I was hoping he pick things up somehow to make up for Q being out…but hasn’t really happened.
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thought the cubs/stros were gonna play at a neutral stadium?
yeah, 50 miles up the road is neutral. can you say screwed?
by Trooper on Sep 14, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
(prompted by espn showing the no-no update, not random ssh-style cubs love)
by Trooper on Sep 14, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SSH
I picture him sitting in the middle of a room someplace, mildly catatonic trying to make sense of Radhames Liz shutting down the Twins. In his universe, that just doesn’t happen….
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must be the same conspiracy that wants tampa to lose
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swisher's still off.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
can griffey play first?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think we should chip in and get him an organizer
he keeps forgetting to bring the awesome with him to the games
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I agree
He looks to me like a guy that keeps a messy household. It would be easy to misplace the awesome amongst all the empty Captain Morgan bottles and grooming accessories
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
O-E-O
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I do miss that
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strangely, I always hated that chant.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great Inning by Danks
I’m glad Ozzie didn’t listen to those idiots who said to pull him.
(But, seriously, its time to take him out.)
by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did I say 80-pitch pitcher? I meant 95 with an exclamation point!
But, yeah, please pull him now.
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't even let him face 1 batter and get the standing O?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What an inning, Johnny.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you let Danks start the 8th?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no, we definitely should not push our luck with danks
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 14, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im not even letting him start the 7th
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is his next start on short rest?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
By my calculations, Vazquez will be the only one on short rest until the last week of the season
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so keep him in, i say. ride the hot hand, keep the bullpen packed away
unless his pitch count asks for it, of course
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two A Day
more like two an inning!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
love how danks started walking off the mound before the ump made the call.
i’d keep him in
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Sep 14, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what call did he have to make? it was a swinging strike, no?
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
better to find out if he's over the 'hump' in a 7-0 game
than a 1-1 game next week.
by Trooper on Sep 14, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uuuuuribe base hit up the middle to plate (for cheat...r.i.p.) gs
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss three-hit Toby
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate Tommy LaSorda
most annoying bastard in baseball
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they play a blooper reel every game at yankee stadium
and they always show the great one of a bat flying at him and him falling down and losing his hat.
I laugh every time
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah crap they are going to switch to the Cubs game for the 9th
Fuckers.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Karma
We can accumulate some bad karma by rooting against him.
by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not rooting any which way
I just want to watch the Sox game. Is that so wrong?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
these m-effers are going to leave the sox game to show up the bottom of 9 in milwaukee, arent they?
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and then interviews and postgame wrap up of the no-no...
Yes Carlos, I just jinxed you!
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Houston lineup
is shocking. How ever have they been winning? It’s 3 major league hitters, 4 horrific scrubs (Bourn, Quintero, Erstad and Newhan) and and a legend.
by Bull Pain on Sep 14, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last start he went 87 before he got pulled despite looking pretty decent
And he’s at 95 now. He might start the 7th, but they had better have someone warm behind him.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I really think you let him face one batter
One batter only.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
big lead, deep bullpen. what to gain by trotting him back out there?
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not much, really
and it looks like they were keeping him on a short leash the last few starts, so we’ll probably see Nessie or something like that.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if he was going through a tired arm phase lately, i think it's smart. 95 pitches after a non-start the other night, etc.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...for goodness sake there's no point...
Whatever pitches are left in his arm for this season, save them for next game. The Sox have a bullpen full of mop-up guys. Time to use that team strength!
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The albino!!
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Still haven't been able to find a google image of that guy
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was shocked to see him on the tv like that!
ewwwww.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't Sheffield take Linebrink deep before Liney's injury?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sweet. they're going from the sox to the cubs.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn't break 90 on that heater
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's been starting at 89 before getting up to 92 in innings.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just got 92 to Thames
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no one cares, colin.
if we cared, espn would be showing the game. duh.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who cares? zambrano is pitching.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least give us a double screen, d-bags.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking ESPN assholes
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, take 5 extra minutes to tell me a story first?
show the fucking game if you’re interrupt.
by Trooper on Sep 14, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"bonus coverage"
oh boy
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
because nobody outside of chicago gets WGN, right?
by Trooper on Sep 14, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they're not getting the game tonight. only in chicago.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this just made SSH's night
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why is linebrink wearing a cubs jersey and a carlos zambrano mask?
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thames singled
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
popped out
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
looks like he grounded out to theriot.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to laugh
when Erstad breaks this up w/ 2 outs
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Aw, man. Jerry Owens is in!
We’re missing Jerry!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Z is going to walk him here
no need to face this guy
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, what a crock.
is there 1 astros fan at this home game?
by Trooper on Sep 14, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Astros
can’t believe a lineup with Erstad, Bourn, Blum, Newhan, Quintero and a pitcher couldn’t get a hit
by Bull Pain on Sep 14, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
it was funnier when he posted something similar 2 minutes ago.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was new to me
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 games out of the wild card
welcome to the national league
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 14, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on Grindiest man on earth
i hate zambrano
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck just get it over with already so I can watch the Sox
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
erstie is just a baseball player.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
according to bob brenley a good hitter even
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"A good hitter like Darin Erstad"
love it
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gay
back to our game
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now there's the Erstad we know
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, Erstad's Erstad.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DANKS JUST NO HIT THE ASTROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OK, switch back.
Any time’s good….
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Z does it
yay
and yes that was ball 4
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I demand we get Erstad back
I’m sick of Wise getting hits at the league minimum
by Bull Pain on Sep 14, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Has a Visiting Pitcher throwing a no-hitter ever gotten such a response from the crowd?
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it isn't that atypical, iirc
particularly when you’re seeing something really masterful going on, the fans will often give a standing O.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Especially if the game isn't close.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah but you won't see the crowd go delirious like that
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 14, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah, attendance is down for this game, then
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Act like you won the World Series - it's the closest you'll get!
John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."
by phanreign on Sep 14, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Guess all the Cubs fans will come off the ledge now
We’re going to have to listen to “destiny” and “it’s going to happen” for the next two weeks at least.
by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No hitter = automatic world series
I mean, look at the Sox last year.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course, it's probably a really good idea for zambrano to have thrown 110 pitches coming off of arm trouble.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what i liked about it.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if I see more Cub love im gonna puke
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I AM SO FUCKING ANNOYED THAT OUR GAME IS NOT ON FOR THIS BULLSHIT CELEBRATION.
NICE JOB, CARLOS.
NOW PUT OUR FUCKING GAME BACK ON, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES AT ESPN.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
can we go back to the game now what the fuck
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 14, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Meanwhile, Mike Hessman is still not out.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just another accolade
in an accolade laden 2008 campaign for the Chicago Cubs.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
too bad they go on to be swept by the twins in the fall classic...
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're mistaken. notice the past tense. it already happened.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hessman homered off Linebrink.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YES I JUST SAW THAT THEY GOT A NO HITTER
NO NEED TO FUCKING SUMMARIZE IT ESPN JERKFACES
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I refuse to accept his no-hitter
Congrats, you beat a bad team on the road in what should have been a home game. Way to go you worthless fat fuck
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
buehrle's was better. that is all. next.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
buehrle's was majestic
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PUT THE CUBS BACK ON
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF BBQ 2 RUNS???
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet. Give him another 12 days off.
We’re back!
by expatnyc on Sep 14, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck is a dusty ryan?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that like a rusty trombone?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
except on the dan ryan from dusty baker?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothin else on earth can be compared to a rusty trombone
except the cleveland steamer
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and that only counts when it's an angry ex doing the steaming
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's a cross between a rear admiral and an angry dragon
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
with a little
ticklish dolphin thrown in for good measure
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like zambrano. the guy is a modern day babe ruth.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Sep 14, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm assuming you are only referring to their respective weights.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
“What a game!”
No, it was a shit game – there was nothing interesting about the game other than the pitching performance. It was not an interesting game.
fuck the cubs.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
um, a no hitter is an interesting game. unless you're not a baseball fan or something.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're obviously biased in favor of the cubs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but I think "great game," I think of a close match, maybe some lead changes, uncertainty.....
There was no excitement surrounding the fact that the Astros were behind 5 runs.
Great pitching performance. Yes.
Great game? eh. kinda boring probably.
Unless the defense was exceptional, in which case, the game would be not as boring.
And in which case, the defense would deserve as much attention for saving Zambrano’s ass.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you clearly hate the cubs, and there's nothing wrong with that.
but in this particular case you are wrong and you should probably drop it.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my job is to tell people when they're saying stupid shit and make them stop.
you’re saying stupid shit. stop.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
GODDAMMIT I WAS REALLY ANNOYED BY THE BROADCAST AND THE ENDLESS CELEBRATION WHILST WE GAVE UP 2 RUNS IN THE MEANTIME.
SO IF I WANT TO THINK THIS GAME SUCKED, IT SUCKED!
AND YES, I AM ENTIRELY REACTING BECAUSE IT IS THE CUBS.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what part of 'stop' was difficult for you?
i’m always trying to refine my work.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you translate it into Indo-Aryan?
this is hsa’s fill-in.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's probably about time for you to turn off your computer and go get in your bed.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
she's already on her back
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I can go my entire life without another Best Friend's Girl trailer
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh come on
Biggs, Cook, Hudson, what a cast!!!!
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 14, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't forget a slumming baldwin
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are there tits?
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Biggs' tits!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me?
what did i do?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
usually you'd be all over a FIAL
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmm
i prefer to stay fresh. the fail/fial/phail/etc meme has experienced a rapid boom here. needs to be quelled.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
iawtc.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rusty trombone?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope the Cubs...
…lose every game for the rest of the millenium. I’m proud of our guys tonite.
by RoyEgan on Sep 14, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was just analyzing the Sox schedule, and my conclusion is...
…there aren’t many games left.
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You should work for ESPN with insight like that
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The more games they play
The fewer there are left to play.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thoughts on Yankees Series?
I’m hoping for 3/4 but something tells me we split. Hope I’m wrong
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I find myself really intrigued by the word Godfuck.
What can you tell me about it? What, precisely, does it mean? When is it appropriate to use?
by ReservoirDog on Sep 14, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
granderson is so unclutch
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's from Blue Island though, which you have to respect
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no. i don't.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if crede's crew tells you to respect something
you better fucking respect it
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, that's an amazing place to be from.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
107th checking in
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
larry help me!
the poor are rising up!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
up against the wall, comrade

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Granderson
was born in Blue Island (St. Francis I presume), but he’s really from Lynwood.
by Bull Pain on Sep 14, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Job well done, Booner.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You can't use him in a non-save situation...he needs the adrenaline
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not effective on Sundays
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or any other day of the week
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought it was any date that started with a month, a date, and a year???
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
boone says, "if i can't be on the playoff roster, nobody can."
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
its really just 7-1
those 2 runs won’t hold up in court.
by Trooper on Sep 14, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you would know?
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 14, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
today's starting pitching : good :: today's bullpen pitching : not good
did i do that right?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i!-can..>haz=/analogy?!?%$&
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm late to the Zambrano no-hitter stuff...
but seriously, fuck the White Sox. They’re not even good enough to stop Zambrano from getting a no hitter. Seriously, Ozzie sucks and this team sucks.
by CWSKeith on Sep 14, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
orlando cabrera is a bad person. 7 minutes ago.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the art of pretending you're joe cowley has been discovered.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Twins would have stopped ESPN from switching games
But the Sox, balless bastards that they are, couldn’t step up their game
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
polanco gitz two much resspect from umpz.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and carraso is scared of baseballs.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tell me the Sox pen can get 6 outs without giving up 4 runs. Please.
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the sox pen can get 6 outs without giving up 4 runs. please?
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw Jesus
Dotel vs. Cabrera worked so well June 12.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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