Let's Win Two
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 6:45 PM CDT
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for those who were wondering about thornton's status
he’s out in the bullpen, which would suggest availability.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
how many seconds until the first joe morgan slobbering of gary sheffield?
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
i hope morgan says something nuts.
FJM has almost grinded to a halt.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
They've gone Hollywood
I saw an advanced copy of FJM The Movie last week.
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
imagine trying to write a script for that movie.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
mainly print
and he seemed to be making it only because he was irritated at people asking him why he hadn’t been posting.
the raison d'etre is to rag on joe morgan. i'm guessing you haven't been reading the site very long.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
is that why it has that strange name?
they usually work over his chats from espn. makes it easier to say they aren’t taking things out of context to make him look worse.
different FJM
but the guys at Fire Jay Mariotti are live blogging Joe’s comments tonight.
If you’re into that kind of thing.
OMG
I hope they can get a game in today.
I’ve been missing me some Pale Hoser beisbol.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
pretty fall?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
yeah, he's got nothing, which i enjoy because i hate that prick.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
BTW
I hope Haeger goes bye bye from the Padres. I dont know why they picked up this guy.
He pitched for the Padres last night and didnt impress.
He pitched 0.1 innings. 3hits, 3runs, 1earned run.
I watched him warm up in the bully, and the catcher was chasing it all over the place.
He couldnt locate his knuckle, then when he threw a fastball, they hit it. Hard.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
it's usually a good idea to cut players based upon a single outing.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
kenny rogers pitch speed should be perfect for junior's bat speed.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
joe morgan asks how you explain how a team full of hitters could be on a struggling team this year.
well, they are 6th in runs, joe, so guess what the problem is?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Joe making the case for Alexei
Get in there joe!
Sure
Longoria is a better hitter but you have to give Ramirez credit for the tougher position and (I think) the better glove.
think again.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I can almost assure you that there is this inexplicable bias at play,
and most of us will “like” our guy over the next.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
if the difference is negligible, then yeah, i'll probably prefer the white sox.
but the difference between longoria and ramirez in not negligible.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Right. Is Ramirez even qualifying for ROY at this point? Has he reached the minimum at-bat requirements?
Does Landfill know how many stolen bases Che has? (harharhar)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
joe upping the ante big-time there.
goes from saying he like’s alexei over longoria for ROY to saying that ellsbury should be in the discussion.
awesome. jacoby ellsbury of the 80 OPS+. good call, joe.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
why didn't jenks get the save? didn't he turn it into a save situation by closing the lead to 2?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 14, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions
you can't do that.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i heart that fried chicken eating hunk of lard
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
ooooh ooooh oooooribe
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Sep 14, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
wow. i just found out that umpires get a $357 per diem.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Beer at the ballparks ain't cheap.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't think they do a lot of drinking at the ballparks.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I think at least a couple of them do.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
few do.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I bet those accommodations are already handled by mlb.
The $357 goes to the coke they’re snorting off of strippers’ tits.
(and the strippers).
So when you think about it like that, it’s not that much money after all.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
i couldn't live off that.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
No, that would be the equivalent to one hour at Deja Vu for you.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Spearmint Rhino, thank you very much.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
here's a link for you broke-ass horny bastards.
http://www.spearmintrhinolv.com/index2.html
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Catchy song!
oh wait, I’m not a horny bastard.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
sucks for you. ain't menopause a bitch?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Who wants a stripper named Babies?
especially when she looks like that
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
Who asks a stripper what her name is?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, isn't that hilarious?
kaitlynn and krisha both have a lot of my money.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Both are prettier than that jailbait you highlighted the other day.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Colorado isn't a great name, either
Can’t even make Grand Teton jokes.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
colorado's face is some rough terrain.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
sedona is growing on me.
though all of this seems much different at 3 am with a dozen red bull vodkas and some shots in you.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
As long as you don't grow on her.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
that gallery doesn't tell the whole story.
there isn’t a strip club in the world with a better girl:guy ratio or one with the pure number of chicks. i meet girls there from chicago every time i go. that place is the best.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Let's score some god damn, fucking runs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
Great shot of Hall and Uribe in the dugout
Also, nice point by Morgan re: fielders getting a change up signal from the catcher and leaning. On the little minutia of how to field, he really does know alot. Granted, 90% of what he says is bombastic crap, but every once in a while, you can learn something from listening to Joe.
Between "Gui-yen" and "Ooribay," I hate watching ESPN broadcasts.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
He's wearing the Paul Konerko Memorial Goatee
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hahahaha! yes.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
little know fact: 92% of the teams that have reached the playoffs have had a slugging, goateed white guy,
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Sep 14, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Little known fact: 74% of all statistics are made up.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Punch you in the dick, I'll punch you in the dick.
My name is Jim Thome and I’ll punch you in the dick.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't think of the last time I wasn't in the mood for mashed taters.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
It was.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Funny
Hawk and DJ go on and on about how Thome should go the other way to beat the shift. Morgan says “Fk that. Pull the ball and hit it over the defense.”
He's quick like that.
You should see him steal bases.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Even if you wanted to....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I had a bad dream last night.
Is there ANY CHANCE that the Sox pick up Griffey’s option for next year?
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
Wild guess here.
The Sox pick up Griffey’s option for next year.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
god that sig works perfectly there
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I find it works in many situations.
So I may never change it.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Rogers is really racking up that pitch count
If you count all the throws to first
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Did anyone catch the announcers' promo, touting the park as a "Great environment for kids?"
(first shot of two young boys throwing shit into the hair/hood of the older gentleman in front of them).
(next shot of disgustingly obese boy, stuffing his face).
yeah, great publicity there, ESPN.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
You got a different feed than me
I saw two young boys stuffing their faces with an old man
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
the fat kid eating ballpark nachos made my day.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Sep 14, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, totally.
’merica.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
you can't get synthetic cheese served on genetically modified corn chips in iran.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Sep 14, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
If fat kids can't stuff their faces with nachos
then the terrarists have won.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
Are terrarists like those earth corp hippie fucks?
They must be stopped.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
They can't!!?!!?!
We better bomb Iran so we can show them what freedom tastes like.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
mmmmmmmm....yellowwwww.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Given the way the seventh kills Danks
I’m pretty sure they were planning on it regardless.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
don't be a jinx...I'll be happy w/ 3 at this point
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm expecting 4 2/3 out of the bullpen tonight
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
If he gets though the 6th that's great...
He already looks tired…maybe just getting through the 5th is fine. The Sox have to accept what Danks is right now — an 80 pithc pitcher…
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you start him in the 6th
and have someone up to come in quick if he lets someone on.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
Yep...I agree
84 pitches…if he can gut out one more inning that would be outstanding
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
He’s at 84 after the fifth. He looks great. Would you take him out based on the history or would you give hime a little more rope? I’d send him back out.
agree w 2 guys above
have someone ready…
hit or walk = he gone
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
The music on that Kong injury replay was DRAMATIC.
Why so serious?
beat me to that one. thank god. nice to avoid another deep count.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
BA SQUEEEEEE!!!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Yes, Yes, Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
c'mon hsa, you're a full fledged honie now, right?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 14, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions
pretty much. I couldn't help it.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
RIP.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
he dead.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
now don't ask any more questions about it.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Anderson 8 HRs this year,
all off lefties.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
And in only 8 at-bats!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
B EH?
i was just thinking that this ab looks like one of those where he starts out looking like shit and then smacks a double off the wall.
B Yay
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
By rates, yes.
But if he had to face more righties, he probably wouldn’t.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Maybe he'll beat up a camerman . . .
John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."
didn't the sox have somebody who did that? :-(
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
don't make me cry into my Full Sail.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
http://www.spike.com/video/kenny-rogers/2670981
http://www.spike.com/video/kenny-rogers/2670981
John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."
SSH is not around because he is slobbering at BCB over Zambrano's no-hitter in progress.
Why so serious?
BA vs. Lefties
So, is he actually becoming a decent hitter against lefties? .229/.250/.571(!) Do you think those home runs are a fluke or is he growing into usefulness?
Didn't mean to respond to that.
I think BA’s a good fourth outfielder.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
THE SORENESS IS QUITE GENERAL
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
Griff!!!
This has turned into a fun night so far
haha how demoralizing
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Its one of my favorite traditions
To hell with throwing the ball back. Give me “Na na na na” anyday.
Thank you, Nancy Faust.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
everyone has a hit except capt swagger and toby
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 14, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
Swisher really is scuffling....
I was hoping he pick things up somehow to make up for Q being out…but hasn’t really happened.
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
thought the cubs/stros were gonna play at a neutral stadium?
yeah, 50 miles up the road is neutral. can you say screwed?
SSH
I picture him sitting in the middle of a room someplace, mildly catatonic trying to make sense of Radhames Liz shutting down the Twins. In his universe, that just doesn’t happen….
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
can griffey play first?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
i think we should chip in and get him an organizer
he keeps forgetting to bring the awesome with him to the games
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I agree
He looks to me like a guy that keeps a messy household. It would be easy to misplace the awesome amongst all the empty Captain Morgan bottles and grooming accessories
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Strangely, I always hated that chant.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Great Inning by Danks
I’m glad Ozzie didn’t listen to those idiots who said to pull him.
(But, seriously, its time to take him out.)
Did I say 80-pitch pitcher? I meant 95 with an exclamation point!
But, yeah, please pull him now.
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
no, we definitely should not push our luck with danks
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 14, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
im not even letting him start the 7th
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
is his next start on short rest?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
No
By my calculations, Vazquez will be the only one on short rest until the last week of the season
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
so keep him in, i say. ride the hot hand, keep the bullpen packed away
unless his pitch count asks for it, of course
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Two A Day
more like two an inning!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
love how danks started walking off the mound before the ump made the call.
i’d keep him in
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Sep 14, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
what call did he have to make? it was a swinging strike, no?
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
uuuuuribe base hit up the middle to plate (for cheat...r.i.p.) gs
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
they play a blooper reel every game at yankee stadium
and they always show the great one of a bat flying at him and him falling down and losing his hat.
I laugh every time
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not rooting any which way
I just want to watch the Sox game. Is that so wrong?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
these m-effers are going to leave the sox game to show up the bottom of 9 in milwaukee, arent they?
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
and then interviews and postgame wrap up of the no-no...
Yes Carlos, I just jinxed you!
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
The Houston lineup
is shocking. How ever have they been winning? It’s 3 major league hitters, 4 horrific scrubs (Bourn, Quintero, Erstad and Newhan) and and a legend.
Last start he went 87 before he got pulled despite looking pretty decent
And he’s at 95 now. He might start the 7th, but they had better have someone warm behind him.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
big lead, deep bullpen. what to gain by trotting him back out there?
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Not much, really
and it looks like they were keeping him on a short leash the last few starts, so we’ll probably see Nessie or something like that.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
if he was going through a tired arm phase lately, i think it's smart. 95 pitches after a non-start the other night, etc.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...for goodness sake there's no point...
Whatever pitches are left in his arm for this season, save them for next game. The Sox have a bullpen full of mop-up guys. Time to use that team strength!
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I was shocked to see him on the tv like that!
ewwwww.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't Sheffield take Linebrink deep before Liney's injury?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Didn't break 90 on that heater
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
just got 92 to Thames
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
no one cares, colin.
if we cared, espn would be showing the game. duh.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
"bonus coverage"
oh boy
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
why is linebrink wearing a cubs jersey and a carlos zambrano mask?
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
I'm going to laugh
when Erstad breaks this up w/ 2 outs
Z is going to walk him here
no need to face this guy
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Astros
can’t believe a lineup with Erstad, Bourn, Blum, Newhan, Quintero and a pitcher couldn’t get a hit
by Bull Pain on Sep 14, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
it was funnier when he posted something similar 2 minutes ago.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
2 games out of the wild card
welcome to the national league
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 14, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
according to bob brenley a good hitter even
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
DANKS JUST NO HIT THE ASTROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
I demand we get Erstad back
I’m sick of Wise getting hits at the league minimum
it isn't that atypical, iirc
particularly when you’re seeing something really masterful going on, the fans will often give a standing O.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
yeah but you won't see the crowd go delirious like that
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 14, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
ah, attendance is down for this game, then
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Act like you won the World Series - it's the closest you'll get!
John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."
Guess all the Cubs fans will come off the ledge now
We’re going to have to listen to “destiny” and “it’s going to happen” for the next two weeks at least.
of course, it's probably a really good idea for zambrano to have thrown 110 pitches coming off of arm trouble.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
that's what i liked about it.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I AM SO FUCKING ANNOYED THAT OUR GAME IS NOT ON FOR THIS BULLSHIT CELEBRATION.
NICE JOB, CARLOS.
NOW PUT OUR FUCKING GAME BACK ON, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES AT ESPN.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
can we go back to the game now what the fuck
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Meanwhile, Mike Hessman is still not out.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Just another accolade
in an accolade laden 2008 campaign for the Chicago Cubs.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
too bad they go on to be swept by the twins in the fall classic...
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
YES I JUST SAW THAT THEY GOT A NO HITTER
NO NEED TO FUCKING SUMMARIZE IT ESPN JERKFACES
White Sox, that’s baseball.
I refuse to accept his no-hitter
Congrats, you beat a bad team on the road in what should have been a home game. Way to go you worthless fat fuck
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
what the fuck is a dusty ryan?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Is that like a rusty trombone?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
except on the dan ryan from dusty baker?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
nothin else on earth can be compared to a rusty trombone
except the cleveland steamer
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
and that only counts when it's an angry ex doing the steaming
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
with a little
ticklish dolphin thrown in for good measure
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i like zambrano. the guy is a modern day babe ruth.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Sep 14, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions
i'm assuming you are only referring to their respective weights.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
“What a game!”
No, it was a shit game – there was nothing interesting about the game other than the pitching performance. It was not an interesting game.
fuck the cubs.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
um, a no hitter is an interesting game. unless you're not a baseball fan or something.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
you're obviously biased in favor of the cubs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Yeah, but I think "great game," I think of a close match, maybe some lead changes, uncertainty.....
There was no excitement surrounding the fact that the Astros were behind 5 runs.
Great pitching performance. Yes.
Great game? eh. kinda boring probably.
Unless the defense was exceptional, in which case, the game would be not as boring.
And in which case, the defense would deserve as much attention for saving Zambrano’s ass.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
you clearly hate the cubs, and there's nothing wrong with that.
but in this particular case you are wrong and you should probably drop it.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
my job is to tell people when they're saying stupid shit and make them stop.
you’re saying stupid shit. stop.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
GODDAMMIT I WAS REALLY ANNOYED BY THE BROADCAST AND THE ENDLESS CELEBRATION WHILST WE GAVE UP 2 RUNS IN THE MEANTIME.
SO IF I WANT TO THINK THIS GAME SUCKED, IT SUCKED!
AND YES, I AM ENTIRELY REACTING BECAUSE IT IS THE CUBS.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
what part of 'stop' was difficult for you?
i’m always trying to refine my work.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
Can you translate it into Indo-Aryan?
this is hsa’s fill-in.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
it's probably about time for you to turn off your computer and go get in your bed.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
she's already on her back
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I can go my entire life without another Best Friend's Girl trailer
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Oh come on
Biggs, Cook, Hudson, what a cast!!!!
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 14, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
me?
what did i do?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
mmm
i prefer to stay fresh. the fail/fial/phail/etc meme has experienced a rapid boom here. needs to be quelled.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
iawtc.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Thoughts on Yankees Series?
I’m hoping for 3/4 but something tells me we split. Hope I’m wrong
I find myself really intrigued by the word Godfuck.
What can you tell me about it? What, precisely, does it mean? When is it appropriate to use?
by ReservoirDog on Sep 14, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
granderson is so unclutch
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
he's from Blue Island though, which you have to respect
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
if crede's crew tells you to respect something
you better fucking respect it
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, that's an amazing place to be from.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
107th checking in
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
larry help me!
the poor are rising up!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
up against the wall, comrade
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Granderson
was born in Blue Island (St. Francis I presume), but he’s really from Lynwood.
You can't use him in a non-save situation...he needs the adrenaline
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
or any other day of the week
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
i thought it was any date that started with a month, a date, and a year???
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
boone says, "if i can't be on the playoff roster, nobody can."
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
today's starting pitching : good :: today's bullpen pitching : not good
did i do that right?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i!-can..>haz=/analogy?!?%$&
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I'm late to the Zambrano no-hitter stuff...
but seriously, fuck the White Sox. They’re not even good enough to stop Zambrano from getting a no hitter. Seriously, Ozzie sucks and this team sucks.
orlando cabrera is a bad person. 7 minutes ago.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
the art of pretending you're joe cowley has been discovered.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
The Twins would have stopped ESPN from switching games
But the Sox, balless bastards that they are, couldn’t step up their game
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
the sox pen can get 6 outs without giving up 4 runs. please?
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
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