Let's Avoid a Bullpen Meltdown
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 9:50 PM CDT
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Has all that rest has rendered the bullpen completely ineffective?
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What's the image macro for "bullpen please don't blow this" ?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this came up for "don't suck"
and it does not suck, either.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the plus side, the Sox have 2 innings left against the Tigers pen...
Bottom of the 9th…a gimpy Captain Knoerko limps to the plate like Kirk Gibson in days of yore…
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay. Tying run at the plate
with our most home run prone reliever
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
its ok.
dotel knows a walk is better than a slam
by Trooper on Sep 14, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tell that to Bobby Abreau
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you'll have no problem defending.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bullpen must have been drinking since noon on Friday
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I need to be drinking
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was nasty.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
big k.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sheffield was bailing a little.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shitfuck
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well fuck
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh fuck, that was ugly.
and predictable.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i blame espn
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and their bonus coverage.
ucking with our shi-
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
our transaction shi
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my weekly balance shi-
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will Thornton be the one who doesn't suck?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In summary
ESPN cut away from a Sox game when they were leading 7-0 to show a Cubs game… 20 minutes later, the game is tied.
I think we all see the cause and effect here
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
can we has danks for one more inning now?
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
My wife hates Dotel.
And I do too.
by ReservoirDog on Sep 14, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are not alone.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dotel
8 homers allowed in 19.2 IP since the All-star game
by Bull Pain on Sep 14, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
on the bright side
those two runs they scored in the 7th dont really count so the Sox are still up 2
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
on the bright side
i’m gonna fly up to chicago and fucking stab dotel
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 14, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we all know they won't let you on an airplane, furbs
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you want to have the same fate as dotel?
or no wait you can be sacrificed for juan’s post game meal
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 14, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come up to Seattle and see me while you're on the West Coast!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laughed out loud.
Nice sudden appearance from the lovable Furbs.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
big lovable cuddly furbs
i’ve been partying all weekend out camping …almost blew away sleeping outside last night
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 14, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would like to nominate this for worst gamethread ever
and move for an immediate impeachment of this christopher michaels.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
what does it mean when I forget the sox just pissed me off and instead want a volcano taco?
by Trooper on Sep 14, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it means that you are a very sane person.
volcano tacos are the shit
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 14, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SSH hasn't posted
Must be stuck in traffic on the way back from Milwaukee
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
He had a mini-stroke orgasming when Zambrano got his no-hitter
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's just staring at zambrano's abdomen from about 2 centimeters
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't tell if you guys are getting funnier, or I am getting more delirious in light of the game, but this made me laugh out loud as well.
thx
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two things:
1) John Danks doesn’t know how to win…
2) I nominate Matt Thornton to receive all further bullpen innings for the rest of the season
…oh, and I apologize for saying that the Sox should have pulled Danks when they did. I was so wrong.
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Linebrink's in. I take my plate to the kitchen. Come back, Logan's in. wtf, i think. Lead getting smaller. Go to get my clothes out of the dryer. Come back, Dotel's in.
I say ‘what the fuck is this?’ aloud.
Tie fucking ballgame.
It really happened that quickly and painfully.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
John Danks doesn't know how to win.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good point.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who gets the vultured win?
[ ] Nessie
[ ] MacDougal
[ ] Rodney
[ ] Dolsi
[ ] Seay
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thornton.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i keep trying to check my answer but nothing is happening.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jerry Single, Jerry Steal, Uribe Bunt, Swish Sac fly, Easy Heat Save
you’re welcome
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we would call that a win in these here parts
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoops
got ahead of myself there, but the point stands
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa.
Uribe’s getting things out of order here.
by ReservoirDog on Sep 14, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, I had it backwards
Jerry Steal follows Uribe bunt
Change your scorecards accordingly
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good thing Ozzie yanked Danks early...
Worried more about a future game than one that the Sox should win for sure.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT???
YOU’RE not pissed too when you see this shit? Go to WSI you fucking homer
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like clockwork
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This one needs to be wound
it’s late
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes. taking out a guy who went through a tired arm period recently after 95 pitches and a seven run lead was so stupid.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oooo Sox getting bunty. This should go well.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 14, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
As I said.
cough. cough.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 14, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i could get to 2nd if you bunt me over.
why waste the all important ‘speed’?
by Trooper on Sep 14, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uribe: tied for the club lead with 4 sacrifice bunts
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Correction: Tied for all time Sox career lead with 4 sacrifice bunts.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 14, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like watching Aaron chase Ruth.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 14, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i find the thought of a retard and a doorknob to be more appropriate
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 14, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox bunting again...
This can only end terribly.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you are no stanchar.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 14, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Owens can't get 2B by himself, what the fuck good is he?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey... you're batting .333 tonight
you should quit while your ahead
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF is Owen on the team
if we have to bunt him over?
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cuz he got on base in the first place?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's not a What The Fuck. that's a Why The Fuck. flagged.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Ozzie forgets that other teams can IBB after the sac bunt.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the runner remains in scoring position, though.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 14, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if he's so fast, why isn't he on 3rd already?
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he is. the light from his past position is still at 2nd
it’s relativity, man
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
TOBY HALL IS A MAN AMONG BOYS
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
er, you mean boy among men?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he meant a Fat Man among Men Some of Whom Are Also Fat But Some of Whom Are Not So Fat.
He was being more concise.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 14, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that robert de niro and family?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
man among boys.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and nuns.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another pop-up by Hall...
Go figure.
That’s why you can’t waste an out.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how'd you get back from the Astros game so quickly?
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
iphone
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't you listen to Bill Kurtis?
The Internet is everywhere
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Toby
a non-DP is about the best we could hope for there
by Bull Pain on Sep 14, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe JRE was right about Dotel...
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait they put Farnsworth in?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The only way to pull this one out is for all of us to collectively get really angry.
ARGGHHH!!!!!!
by CWSKeith on Sep 14, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There's a reason people call Cubs fans "Lovable Losers".
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They don't call the fans that.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you and your god damned details.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like me some bad Tigers D
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we accept gifts.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FARNSY MAD!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fucking owens
cant even score from 2nd on a single
by Jbasic89 on Sep 14, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and had to be bunted to second
he’s like thome without the power and defense
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm blaming nick punto and denard span
because they fucked and produced the offspring that we call octavio dotel and sent him to the white sox to blow games
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Punto reproduces asexually.
Span cannot reproduce — he’s technically a gelding.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 14, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think right field, BA.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Or left field, Dewayne.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
right field works!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
swing for the fences!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank you!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i am so awesome!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WISE!@!!!!!!
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 14, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DEWAYNE WAYNE!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ssh???
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was awesome...
Still, they shouldn’t be blowing a 7-0 lead. That’s pathetic.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SSH on V-J Day:
Well, that victory was awesome — beating the Japanese and German war machines, new superpower straddling the world, Great Depression over …
still, they shouldn’t have been caught napping at Pearl Harbor. That’s pathetic.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 14, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 11 recs
The Americans were way too reliant on the a-bomb.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 14, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah...
You gonna wanna see this fucking bullpen effort when the Sox head to the Twinkiedome?
Didn’t think so.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which proves something, I'm sure.
SCOREBOARD.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome twinz gave up 5 homers to the orioles today. today's games prove everything!
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Relevance?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
honestly at this point
i’m not as concerned with how the Sox win as long as they win. They could blow a 10 run lead and score the winning run by farting so much they tear a hole in their pants but the extra speed helps jim thome score from first on a stand up triple and i’ll be happy with it
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE ME SOME FARNSWORTH!!!!!
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank Christ.
Wise, you are the shit.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dewayne!!!!!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 14, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOM
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dewayne!
Jerry scores the go ahead run as I planned!
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OH MY FUCKING Q DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?!!!!!!!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
KEEP THORNTON IN
NOW AND FOREVER
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AMEN!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on, twinkle twinkle, baby, twinkle twinkle.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the 2 hole has has a nice night.
i smell Q
by Trooper on Sep 14, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2 hole or Q hole
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 14, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Farnsworth = Detroit Dotel
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
Wise is somehow now really solid. He should be a starting CF for some team.
by Bull Pain on Sep 14, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not really...
He is like 31 years old and he’s having a fluke bunch of AB’s.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He tore it up
in AAA too. I know he has a whole history of crap, but something is working right now. Michael Bourn has an OPS of like .500, so why not Wise for about 500K?
by Bull Pain on Sep 14, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks like he could be a nice fourth outfielder...
Since he can play all spots but I wouldn’t expect much more than that.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
More than a tie-breaking grand slam?
OK.
by expatnyc on Sep 14, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, I admit it...
Wise is a superstar. Some team will sign him for $10+ million a year in the offseason to be their starting CF’er.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We'll admit he's no Denard Span.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude's been raking lately...
2 homers the other night. Not sure how he’s doing it based on his minor league numbers but he is.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who are you talking about again?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His favorite team - the Twins
He’s a closeted Twins fan.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know it's hard,
but try to enjoy the success.
by expatnyc on Sep 14, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just glue him and BA together for a nice solid CF.
by Trooper on Sep 14, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck happened to Griffey's power?
Sad when Anderson and Wise look to have more pop than him.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he transferred it to the kids.
(via the Q hole)
by Trooper on Sep 14, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever Twins fan
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why? It's a valid question...
Griffey’s power has been nill since coming to the Sox.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about some positivity for once
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox are winning one of the most exciting games this season
and you are bitching.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's see ... carry the 6 ... minus 4 ... square root ...
Yup. This inning officially consists of the least likely confluence of events since … ever.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 14, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm gonna say since
“I suck… the sox don’t”
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uribe is a good player
his bunt set that whole 4-run inning into motion
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 14, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, let's say that Jerry set the table
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
his run did un-tie the game
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 14, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now if only his defense......
ah fuck it….
DEEWWWWWAYYYYYYNE!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
W - O - W.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm still speechless.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"What a game."
Best thing Joe could have said.
by Landfill on Sep 14, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but it's not as cool in that context.
2 grand slams in one inning – one to tie a game, the other to win a game….
that might be rarer than a non-non, non?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
was that two grand slams in one inning?????
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Easy. Heat.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this game, she makes me crazy
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta feed Thornton some broken glass,
gotta make him tougher.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's got range, he's got power
D-WISE!
by CWSKeith on Sep 14, 2008 10:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 15, 2008 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHEW
This turned out to be a great day.
Go get em in NY!
by Crede's Crew on Sep 14, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
First doubleheader sweep since 2001.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow. Awesome.
Just awesome.
(Except for the ’pen.)
by expatnyc on Sep 14, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS GAME IS OVA
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This Game is Ovum!
Er, Ova!
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 14, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Wise...
1.5 instead of 0.5 is huge.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That woulda hurt,
like a fucking lot.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEAH BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE WON WITHOUT IT GETTING TIED IN THE MIDDLE.
FUCKING SOX
by Trooper on Sep 14, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Javy, Danks and Thornton
Awesome today. 15 1/3 scoreless. The rest…yeah.
by Bull Pain on Sep 14, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the rest only had an ERA over 27
thats not THAT bad
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quick unrelated question:
Can anybody get to my site? I’m seeing visitors, but it’s not working for me. There was a power outage where my server is.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 10:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shameless Jim
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd. that's the comment of the day.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hilarious.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cheap promotional plug
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 14, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
site? whats this 'site' you speak of?
(and no, can’t get in)
by Trooper on Sep 14, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks.
(For validating my existence.)
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're relentless. i'll give you that.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and can't get in
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 14, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Page Load Error"...
“Address Not Found.”
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
looks like a DNS problem.
probably anyone that was there recently still work.
by Trooper on Sep 14, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He deserves a whole bucket of the crispy stuff for tonight's effort.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OM NOM NOM
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLB just ruled
that since the Cubs Houston game was played at a neutral site, Zambrano’s no hitter isn’t official.
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 10:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
quick unrelated question:
i don’t seem to be able to receive a blow job right now. can anybody blow me?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 10:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Make fun all you want
But my traffic just tripled!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love the idea. i'm trying to exploit for my own gain.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1 -------> 3?
Pitching, defense and oh, shit.
Do the next right thing.
Win today's game.
by ballyb on Sep 14, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Give him some credit!
2 -—> 6!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 14, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you
I have two parents, bally.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
look above. royegan listed a few.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you Buddy Bell for saying D. Wise could help the Sox right now..
by hitlesswonder on Sep 14, 2008 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you rest of MLB for not picking up Wise on waivers the first time he was sent down.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why?
Ozuna would have hit a grand slam there instead.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Release the Secret Weapon!
Oh…er…
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 14, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, if you don't believe the grand slam idea...
He could have laid down a bunt single to score the winning run, Timo-style.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bears aside
Terrific day for the Chicago media.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 14, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bears will provide plenty. could write a book on the play calling on the last series.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or a book on
“Hold on to the damn football. Yes I mean you Greg Olsen.”
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or a book on
“if you can’t throw the ball accurately more than 15 yards away, don’t throw 10 30 yarders.”
by Trooper on Sep 14, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or a book on
“How come Green Bay can draft a decent QB and we can’t”
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or a book on
“damnit that pisses me off”
by Trooper on Sep 14, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brutal fumble...
Ironic how Angelo drafted Olsen and also traded away Chris Harris for peanuts.
Angelo sucks.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have a real talent for front office personnel analysis.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and both were brutal.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
greg olsen is good. he had a bad day. he's probably the best receiving target on the bears team.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you obviously don't understand the philosophy at play here. when things go bad, even for a day, they are indicators of ultimate truths. when things go well for a day, you just wait for tomorrow when hopefully something bad will happen.
"for relaxing times, make it suntory time."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 14, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course Olsen has promise...
but he hasn’t shown that much so far.
Just keep first round picks away from Angelo. He’s terrible with them. And the guy hasn’t been able to draft or acquire a decent QB in how many years? The Bears OL and receiving core is awful because of Angelo as well. And even though he is some supposed God of building defenses, what happened to Bazuin and Okwo? Would have been nice to have those two wasted high picks to use on OL help.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 14, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He could be good
We will see, he had a good first half last year and a shit end of season
by 815Sox on Sep 14, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually like Kellen Davis more than Olsen.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you would
since he had like 3 blocks in the back
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 14, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I meant as a receiving option...
No one drafts TE’s because they are good blockers.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like davis, too
plus my wife met Olson and said hes a real asshole. thinks his shit dont stink.
she is also a charter member of the sox-fan wives-who-hate-dotel club.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 15, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
New FJM posts
Top post is about our favorite punter turned CFer.
by coffeepac on Sep 14, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He swung at a pitch that was headed for the Brewers' dugout...
to finalize Zambrano’s no-hitter.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha! I love the self-caricature
Sox win two, Minnesota loses, and you’re STILL finding stupid shit to be angry about.
SO ANGRY ARRR WHY DOESN’T THE WORLD GO EXACTLY LIKE I WANT. GRRRRRRRRR.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 14, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess what?
I didn’t start the Zambrano no-hitter talk — coffeepac did. So calm your flaming ass down.
And Erstad was just with the Sox last year so it is somewhat Sox-related. My post was more a joke about Erstad’s awfulness.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And where in my post did it sound angry?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 14, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can the sox eliminate NYY from the postseason?
that would be so sweet.
TB plays 3 vs Boston
the Yanks are 10 back now.
If the Red Sox take 2 of 3 and the Sox take 3 or 4, could that be it?
Would a sweep get it done?
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 15, 2008 12:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who cares
can the sox get in the playoffs? thats all i care about
by The Scoper on Sep 15, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
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