Paulie's Back, Lineup Still Looks Like Crap
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 16, 2008 5:13 PM CDT
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I like this line up
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
lineup...OF DOOOOM!!
seriously, what can you do? At least BA is out there, doin’ it for the NYC honnies.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
you think you're better than me?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
chicago white sox:
it’s go time!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
hey look a picture of your favourite english richard.
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
you are growing on me, hoodie.
three cheers for wu, the all-time leader in opos+.
by Toonderstrook on Sep 16, 2008 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm just growing from that
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 16, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
HSA is clueless...
This chick is fucking hot. Huge natural rack too.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
The only good thing to come from England ( no offense, hoodlight )...
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
yuk, that's a bad pic of her
makes her look American, that won’t do at all
regards
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
awesome. boneriffic.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
silent treatment?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
did you mean this one?
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
What? Why am I clueless? Is this the same Keeley girl I thought was just so-so?
Otherwise, I don’t recall commenting on this boobalicious one.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
yes the same one
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
Ah,
I guess all that eyeliner makes her look not 15 for a change.
She looks much prettier here.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
how can anybody say that she isn't smoking hot?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Bullshit...
You’d cream your pants before you even got your willy wet with her, just like me.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Probably
but we’re talking about fantasy, not reality
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 16, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't think you know what you're talking about.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
it's way more fun to take a contrary opinion
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 16, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
i prefer being right to being a contrarian.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
There is no correct answer to an inherently subjective question.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 16, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
wrong again.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i'm reserving judgement until there are clearer pictures of her ass
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 16, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
That is not a clear picture - her hands are obstructing it.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
those are my hands. dainty, yes, but i love what they're holding.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Right now, or in the picture?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
if that's seriously the best shot
pass. looks like a pancake booty
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 16, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
hence the hands.
But her front body is hot. I appreciate her real boobs.
Face needs lotsa eyeliner to be hot, among other make-up products. Reality is harsh, gentlemen.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
you post those bikini pics yet?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
the bacon bits weren't hers?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 16, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
you don't think she's pretty?
I do, and I wouldn’t mind spaffing over her chebs too.
regards
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
i don't know what that means, but i'm fairly sure that i also wouldn't mind spaffing over her chebs.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
how about this?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
looks like all of her curves ended in one place
don’t get me wrong, i wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but i’m more of an ass man than rack man
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 16, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
that's our campaign poster...well the ass portion at least....
now for the tits….
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
that's how i get my car washed.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
God Save The Queen.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i'm back in this thread again. had to take another long look at this pic.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 16, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
but think about it, the ycould totally be a basebal team and just use the weird skull headquarters as a dome
with luthor managing and Grundy, Grodd, and Bizzarro as their 3-4-5 hitters, they’d be a solid team
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
Wise = Bizzarro Q
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
this thread is a microcosm of the internet
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
not enough masturbation, but otherwise i'd agree.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i'm at work. what's your excuse?
three cheers for wu, the all-time leader in opos+.
by Toonderstrook on Sep 16, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
rehydrating.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
There's not?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
surely general soreness batting 4th is a mistype right
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
one of the pictures on this page is not like the others...
three cheers for wu, the all-time leader in opos+.
by Toonderstrook on Sep 16, 2008 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
sorry about that. i'll try harder to work in more tits, cartoons, and wrestling
actually, to hell with the cartoons and wrestling
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 16, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
tsk is a quick learner. +1.
three cheers for wu, the all-time leader in opos+.
by Toonderstrook on Sep 16, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
did that fuck just hit a leadoff homer?
three cheers for wu, the all-time leader in opos+.
by Toonderstrook on Sep 16, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Did I just hear the idiot Yankee announcer say...
that ‘Uribe is known for his bat and not his glove.’?
Just like "JD is usually flawless in RF."
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I already counted that one as a loss with Liriano starting...
The Sox have to win this game.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
so francisco is pitching all 9?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 16, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
he has, in fact, been here for years
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 16, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck you and your 2nd-inning whining. They aren't the only offense in baseball to hit into a DP.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
hell hath no fury like the woman up since 4 a.m.
three cheers for wu, the all-time leader in opos+.
by Toonderstrook on Sep 16, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
ha! at least I left work on time today....
4 AM don’t bother me so much. 4 PM at work does.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
whoopie!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
lexi lexi lexi
see ya!
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
we are gonna piss this
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
4-1 indians.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Hopefully, the Indians can put up some more runs...
I wouldn’t depend on Zach Jackson to hold the Twinkies.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
calm down, smoke one of these
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
hey hey, ho ho
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 16, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
The Sox couldn't hold a runner if the organization depended on it.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
they couldn't hold a runner in 2005 either
buehrle excepted of course.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Floyd looks nervous now
bad body language, should walk up to damon and say ’ fuck you, you ugly cunt’
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
yes.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Yankees will soon have the lead...
As for the good news, the Indians have runners at the corners with no outs.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Wow, Abreu didn't rape us for once...
A-Rod up with a runner at 3B and two outs.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
The SB leads directly to a run,,,
but yeah, could have been much worse.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
i wouldn't say directly
damon still had to hit the double. contributed, at best
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 16, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, Pettitte looked to be majorly squeezed in that Anderson AB.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Not at all...
but Anderson looked like he struck out looking twice in the AB.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
eagle eyes work for both the strike zone and for the honies
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 16, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice...
Walk by Anderson.
Single by Dye.
Runners at 1B and 2B with no outs. Griffey up…
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
GO TEAM!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
his wife hates it when he does that without warning first
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 16, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
hahahahahahha
good one.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Indians have the bases juiced with only one out too...
Garko up…
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
I like to sing-ah
About summer and June and the spring-ah
I like to sing-ah
About a sky of blue and tea for two
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
IBB Alexei.
I love it.
They are afraid of the hundred-pound man.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
as they should be...
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
but uribe is known for his bat
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
lexi has made it
intentional walk
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
Liriano
had only allowed 9 runs in his 8 starts since his recall! Way to go Tribe.
Don't contradict SSH - Liriano ist Gott.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Yes, it was...
But he turned it into a run with a walk somehow.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Worst guy to have up in this situation...
Shit, I would have pinch-hit Swisher if he was available.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
I like to sing-ah
About summer and June and the spring-ah
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
liriano just got pulled. 2 2/3. not a good outing.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I don't need to hit mr bond
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
you can't have all these batters
clogging up the batter’s box
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 16, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Why oh why
is Owens playing against a lefty? He can barely hit the ball against a high school aged righty.
he was 2-4 against pettitte going into this game
and he’s fast.
brian anderson would've caught that...
It's always a good idea to get a guy with a .243/.321/.286 career line against LHP
some time in a pennant race
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 16, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions
And worse....no Q!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks to Owens having no baseball talent whatsoever, no more runs.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Should have pinch-hit Swisher just based on the situation alone.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
but i though Swish was only good for taking called third strikes?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
He has been brutal as well...
but only an idiot would rather see Owens at the plate over Swisher.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
farmio ripping on giambi's 'stache
“did someone tell him that looks good?”
brian anderson would've caught that...
And that's why you can't blow a bases-loaded, one out opportunity like that.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
mustachioed.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
How long does it take our bullpen to give up 2 runs?
MOAR RUNS PLZZZ
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
ANSWER
1.7 seconds.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Just about every member of the bullpen is well equipped for that task.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Don't talk about Thorny that way!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
ah. phew.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn, they need to score more runs...
Being up 2.5 games with the Twins facing Cliff Lee tomorrow would be huge.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
She looked like she was having a helluva time too.
She belongs at Wrigley.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Kirsten Dunst was there yesterday
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 16, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
oooof. She is rough.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
teeth only hoodie could appreciate.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha, good stuff.
I’d still hit it but I would rather hit Duff.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Well, nobody has claimed that you have standards.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I used to go out with a bird who looked a bit like her
she had a slack eye and once fellated me round the back of a Skip on Greek Street.
I’m a hopeless romantic.
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
damn, you crack me up.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
wow. didn't see that coming.
/that’s what she said.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I am glad it is happening but man, Pettitte is getting the old squeeze job...
Nice swing to help him out, Griffey. Wow, that was ugly.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
farmio said he should have been out on the check swing
“it’s easy to hit when you get 4 strikes.”
brian anderson would've caught that...
He has been...
What in the fuck does that have to do with a bad check-swing call?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
You don't care because your post was stupid...
and you apparently only think that umps screw over the Sox like one Hawk Harrelson.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Obviously not...
since you made a post that was referring to one of my earlier comments.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
i remember when we were talking about keeley.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Stop that. Now.
Wait – never mind.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Ya gotta think that A-Rod is going to come through sooner or later...
Hopefully, he keeps being un-clutch here.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
No, but he did save a run.
good enough.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
and if my aunt were a dude she'd be my uncle
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 16, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM!
RIP OFF HIS HEAD!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
MK-STYLE!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Q woulda ripped off his head by now.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
precisely.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Cleveland leading Minnesota 8-3
Liriano sucks.
Let's hope Cleveland doesn't put Dotel in.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 16, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
whew
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Floyd - he is fucking hard!!
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
you checked?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 16, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Cip, that JD/Punto 'shop is now the tiled desktop at work, btw.
Took over for Q! in his cape.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
I'm happy to brighten up your workspace.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
New gamethread, use it
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
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