Gavin Floyd Has Big Hairy Balls
It's rare that you get to watch a pitcher grow up right in front of your eyes, and even rarer when you can pin point the exact at-bat when he goes from boy, an oft-maligned headcase with good stuff and no idea what to do with it, to man, an incredibly confident complete pitcher who refuses to give in to one of the game's best. In the 5th inning Tuesday night, Gavin Floyd became a man, a real major league pitcher you'd send to the mound with confidence in a playoff game. Ozzie agrees:
"I think that's when this kid starts to be a man now," said White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen of Floyd fanning Giambi to end one of the Yankees' biggest threats on Tuesday. "He never gave up or gave in."
Gavin Floyd needed to work deep into this game. The bullpen is a mess and Ozzie knows it. With only 13 games left, the 4 (real) starters need to head to the mound for 100 pitches, and then run back out there for another inning. So, when Floyd found himself in trouble in the 5th inning--the bases loaded, Jason Giambi, who had just launched a moonshot in his last at-bat, strolling to the mound--it wasn't looking good for the Sox or their beleaguered 4th starter.
But Floyd didn't waver. He didn't back down, even when he dug himself a 2-0 hole. He battled back to even up the count at two, before throwing pitch #6 of the at-bat for ball three.
It's at this point the old Floyd--I'm not even talking about the Philly Floyd, the one who was referred to as "she" by members of the media and lacked so much confidence that he responded to all of his interviewers by staring at their feet and mumbling, but the Chicago Floyd, who would look you in the eye when he spoke, but was still so sure that he wouldn't win even 12 games that he bet his hair on it--would have given in; either missing the strike zone badly and walking in a run or grooving a mistake pitch, as he had on 3-2 to Giambi in his previous at-bat.
So, on 3-2, bases loaded, Sox up by 2, Floyd and Giambi waged a battle in which neither was willing to blink. For 6 straight pitches, with the runners in motion getting huge jumps--a single might have scored all three--Floyd threw strikes, good strikes, to Giambi and challenged him to do something with them.
Slider; foul. Slider; foul. Slider; foul. Changeup; foul. Fastball; foul. Slider; STRIKEOUT!
Floyd's 12th pitch of the at-bat was his best, a slider that I thought was a changeup while watching it live, breaking straight down out of the zone. Giambi was out in front, guessing fastball.
But Floyd wasn't done there. The Sox still needed him to get deep into the game despite his now elevated pitch count. He breezed through the 6th after the offense had a quick 1-2-3 top-half. Ozzie sent Floyd back out for the 7th even though he had thrown 97 pitches, and he promptly gave up a 400-foot ground-rule double to Brett Gardner. Normally, this is where Ozzie would jump out of the dugout and yank his young starter, but with the pen in a sorry state, and after that Giambi at-bat, Ozzie was giving him some extra rope. He needed another 12 pitches to get Johnny Damon and Derek Jeter to line out to second, before Ozzie popped out of the dugout.
Matt Thornton, the lone seemingly reliable reliever in the Sox pen was warm. Floyd was at 112 pitches, and had left-hander Bobby Abreu coming to the plate. I wouldn't have complained in the slightest if Ozzie pulled Floyd there. But when Ozzie got to the mound, Floyd sent him back. He was going to finish this inning; 4 pitches later he did on a fly out to center.
Gavin Floyd has balls; big, hairy balls that would put even Cisco Adler's* to shame.
* Go ahead, look it up. But be forewarned, the results of your search will not be pretty.
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Awesome
maybe the best recap of the year and really captures the moment.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 17, 2008 12:57 AM CDT 0 recs
Colin,
after reading the recap, before looking at the posts, I’m writing -
“Best recap of the year.” BMTI.
But Cheat, you pretty much always get to the kernel. I always enjoy what you write and I can’t begin to tell you how much I’ve learned about the Sox (and baseball) from you.
Thanks.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on
Sep 17, 2008 7:06 AM CDT
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confusionville
From your comment, is Christopher Michaels a new handle for The Cheat? If not, where is The Cheat?
I was at a crowded bar watching the game and half-mindedly playing a trivia game. i saw the whole at-bat and I got the same feeling then even though I didn’t have the full context of the game. Seeing the score and knowing the bullpen is gassed made it clear that Floyd needed to go deep and keep the lead in this game.
by FAQ on
Sep 17, 2008 8:26 AM CDT
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Christopher Michaels is his porn name.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 17, 2008 8:30 AM CDT
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his dog's name is christopher and he lives on michaels st?
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Sep 17, 2008 9:34 AM CDT
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Call me Cole Stoughton
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on
Sep 17, 2008 12:11 PM CDT
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"bullpen is gassed"
I wish that was the problem.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on
Sep 17, 2008 9:14 AM CDT
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Suck up.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on
Sep 17, 2008 1:19 PM CDT
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Agreed.
But whatthehell, bally is back to posting, and I’ll take that.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Sep 17, 2008 1:37 PM CDT
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Dude's balls are saggier than winningugly's...
Don’t ask me why I know this.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 17, 2008 1:00 AM CDT 0 recs
or I could ask....
why do you know this?
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on
Sep 17, 2008 1:40 AM CDT
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I was duped
And looked it up. Mistake. But, if you’re so inclined then click here.
by FAQ on
Sep 17, 2008 8:27 AM CDT
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It looked to me like Floyd didn't have a good feel for his curveball yesterday...
which makes his outing all the more impressive.
The Floyd-Giambi battle was awesome and one of the many reasons I love baseball oh so much. Giambi rips the 2-0 pitch about 350+ feet and yet — on the very next pitch — Floyd throws the same fastball, catching the inside half of the plate and evening up the count at 2-2. What a great moment.
I recall Garland having a similar “he’s a big boy now!” moment versus the Orioles in 2005. It was a close game in the 7th inning and Garland had an epic battle against Miguel Tejada, finally getting Tejada to swing and miss on a sinker (or changeup) down-and-in.
Also, +1 for the “balls” tag. For comedy’s sake I certainly hope that’s not the last time we see it.
by CWSKeith on Sep 17, 2008 1:10 AM CDT 0 recs
Last weekend we had a "mother nature is a cunt" tag
And here’s the Garland game to which you’re referring. I was gonna link it, but I wanted this post to be just about Gavin.
by Christopher Michaels on
Sep 17, 2008 1:17 AM CDT
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ah, the memories
that may have been one of the first posts i read here. your recaps were my crack.
by Trooper on
Sep 17, 2008 1:24 AM CDT
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have you moved on up
to real crack now? I highly recommend it.
…can I get a rock?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on
Sep 17, 2008 1:35 AM CDT
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Wow
The days of the three comment recaps!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on
Sep 17, 2008 10:51 AM CDT
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I was thinking exactly the same thing about that Garland AB
Though that was more of a “he’s not really this good, is he? wow, maybe he is” and early in the season. I definitely give Floyd the BiggerBalls award for the atmosphere.
by Trooper on
Sep 17, 2008 1:20 AM CDT
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ha i remember that pitch
and i believe it was a 3-2 changeup
by Jbasic89 on
Sep 17, 2008 1:24 AM CDT
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didn't see this ^
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Sep 17, 2008 1:38 AM CDT
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3-2 changeup
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Sep 17, 2008 1:37 AM CDT
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THat swing and miss of Tejada was 2005 for me
when I think of that world series year, that is the first image. Such an awesome moment.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on
Sep 17, 2008 3:07 PM CDT
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an awesome moment that for me led to an interesting night which led to a lot of awkwardness at work for awhile. whoops.
three cheers for wu, the all-time leader in opos+.
by Toonderstrook on
Sep 17, 2008 3:09 PM CDT
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it's always about you, isn't it, toonder?
;)
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on
Sep 17, 2008 3:20 PM CDT
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The more things change...
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Sep 17, 2008 3:22 PM CDT
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yeah. i feel like i'm in a constant state of deja vu lately. fucking glitches in the matrix.
three cheers for wu, the all-time leader in opos+.
by Toonderstrook on
Sep 17, 2008 3:24 PM CDT
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word
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Sep 17, 2008 3:25 PM CDT
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All over again. Read into it what you will, Yogi.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Sep 17, 2008 3:28 PM CDT
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I was not a poster then, and neither were most of you.
3 comments? One about Ron Santo? And some guy named “shaftr”? The site has less traffic than SoxMachine, fer Chrissakes.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Sep 17, 2008 3:20 PM CDT
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off topic
To preface, I am a fantasy owner who was lucky enough to draft Brady. I am being offered Jericho Cotchery and Kurt Warner for Steve Smith (Panthers). My QB right now is JT O’sullivan. I have M. Harrison, Lee Evans, David Patten. Do I pull the trigger?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 17, 2008 1:41 AM CDT 0 recs
absolutely
are you insane? how could you not???
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Sep 17, 2008 1:46 AM CDT
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Yes, make that trade and watch the waiver wire for an upgrade to Patten as your third WR.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 17, 2008 7:37 AM CDT
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Patten would become his fourth
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on
Sep 17, 2008 8:07 AM CDT
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Oops, yeah I'm stupid...
But yeah, his top three WR’s ( Harrison, Evans, and Cotchery ) would still be good enough to make it worth giving up Steve Smith to upgrade from O’Sullivan to Warner at QB.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 17, 2008 8:13 AM CDT
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I think so too
(not about the stupid part)
(on this)
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on
Sep 17, 2008 8:30 AM CDT
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But I guess, before I made the trade...
I would want to know what QB’s are available on his waiver wire.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 17, 2008 8:33 AM CDT
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True
I could see Cotchery having a big year this year though
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on
Sep 17, 2008 12:12 PM CDT
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Easy there Tex.
Do you get 6 points or 4 for a TD? It matters. I love Warner but he is not likely to play a whole season and a O’sullivan paired with another another QB might be decent. Smith is a stud when a healthy Delhomme is qbing.
Im not resold on Harrison yet and Evans and Patten will be decent but inconsistent.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on
Sep 17, 2008 7:51 AM CDT
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6 points for a td regardless of position.
Warner is very intriguing considering the targets he has to throw to. JT will probably be throwing an awful lot this year playing catch-up and he could be that guy who comes out of nowhere. JT also looked good with his back up against the wall this past weekend. The Cardinals could win 9 games playing in that piss poor division. The next best QB option would be Chad Pennington. As far as ozzie goes, Lee Evans will end up being a stud for me this year. Harrison WILL start getting targeted more. I am not worried about them. Cotchery could be a HUGE sleeper considering Favre and Coles are not on the same page. Favre seems to target 1 guy and get him the ball all season ala Greg Jennings :) last year. Is it worth the risk of getting rid of a top 10 fantasy contributor for 2 top 20 guys. One more point. O’sullivan will face some piss poor pass defenses the next 2 weeks… Q HELP ME!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Sep 17, 2008 4:06 PM CDT
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and currently JT is actually rated higher than Warner
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Sep 17, 2008 4:08 PM CDT
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You're a fool for having both Lee Evans and Marvin as starting WRs in the first place
If anything, try and dump Harrison (the Colts look awful and Gonzales is slowly taking catches away from him) for something of value. If not, then accept that trade fa sho. Cotchery is way underrated.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on
Sep 17, 2008 11:22 AM CDT
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Well who knew that Marvin would bounce back?
Lee Evans came on extremely strong last year. I passed on Jennings thinking he would be the same with out favre. If I had a cristobal I would have known not to draft brady either.:/
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Sep 17, 2008 4:26 PM CDT
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would not *
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Sep 17, 2008 4:26 PM CDT
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Not to get all Matthew Berry
But the odds of Brady having such another insane year were pretty slim (though I would have picked him were I in the 5-7 range). He was probably going to have another great year, probably the best fantasy QB, but the difference between him and Romo or Brees wouldn’t have been that astronomical.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on
Sep 17, 2008 10:07 PM CDT
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That's what I figured as well...
which is why I waited and grabbed Brees later. It has paid off so far.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 17, 2008 11:22 PM CDT
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concur
Floyd’s got the biggest balls of them all
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 17, 2008 2:56 AM CDT 0 recs
Floyd
Great post. This was my exact point a few days ago in regards to the starting pitching. Danks has to step up and do the same. Its money time.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 17, 2008 7:52 AM CDT 0 recs
Good thing...
that Floyd had a good night last night, what with Francisco Liriano absolutely shutting down the Tribe last night.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Sep 17, 2008 8:12 AM CDT 0 recs
Yeah, Liriano sucks...
Worst starter in the league. Bring back Haeger. He is owning with the Padres.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 17, 2008 8:14 AM CDT
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lol
You mean that Liriano that ruled over the great offenses he faced. The only incapable of losing?
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on
Sep 17, 2008 8:15 AM CDT
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That was his first bad start since returning to the Twins...
I wish our starters only had one bad start out of nine.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 17, 2008 8:21 AM CDT
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Our starters are fine
My point was that in watching Liriano he wasnt nearly as dominant in his starts as his numbers suggested and would likely have some struggles in a bad setting with a decent team.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on
Sep 17, 2008 8:50 AM CDT
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He already pitched well against both Cleveland and Detroit since coming back...
There aren’t too many pitchers that will have nine good outings in nine starts.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 17, 2008 9:07 AM CDT
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It was eight not nine
Regardless there are many pitchers who have had a good stretch, a couple on the White Sox. Let me put it another way Twin boy. THIS year I wouldnt take Liriano over any of our Top 4.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on
Sep 17, 2008 9:37 AM CDT
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Yeah, 8 good starts...
You wouldn’t take Liriano over Vazquez?
Ridiculous.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 17, 2008 9:44 AM CDT
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This year?
No. I guess Im ridiculous then.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on
Sep 17, 2008 9:50 AM CDT
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You are the one who is ridiculous
Vazquez has made 30 starts this year.
Liriano has made 12.
So you’d rather have 12 starts of Liriano + 18 starts of Clayton Richard over 30 starts of Vazquez.
Smart plan.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on
Sep 17, 2008 9:53 AM CDT
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I dont think he meant it that way
Ill give him the benefit of doubt. More like in general. And no I would still take Javy this year.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on
Sep 17, 2008 9:57 AM CDT
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He needs to learn to read, because you clearly said "this year"
I’d need to see another 3 months of Liriano next season before I would make a call on whether to swap him with Javy.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on
Sep 17, 2008 9:58 AM CDT
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Of course,
tonight is Cliff Lee vs. Scott Baker, which means the Twins will win 7-1.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on
Sep 17, 2008 9:09 AM CDT
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Carma
For sure
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on
Sep 17, 2008 9:15 AM CDT
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That Giambi at-bat was so incredibly fun to watch, so torturously fun. Awesome recap, Cheat. I might buzz this shit right up.
My other favorite moment was the IBB to Che.
I love that Alexei is so intimidating with his paper-thin stature….he’s a scrapper!
And since there is a new number to love today….

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 17, 2008 9:09 AM CDT 0 recs
Also....just to top off the night, I had the pleasure of mlbtv-ing right over to the Twins/Indians game, and finishing my evening on the porch with a rising red moon over the mountains and a Twins loss!
oooh, I CAN’T STAND IT!
(in a good way)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 17, 2008 9:18 AM CDT 0 recs
Ozzie Guillen indicated Tuesday that Swisher will see reduced playing time...
With Paul Konerko back in the lineup, manager Ozzie Guillen indicated Tuesday that Nick Swisher will see reduced playing time.
The Chicago Sun Times speculates that Swisher “has been thrown into the mix with "Brian Anderson, Dewayne Wise and Jerry Owens for playing time.”
Source: Chicago Sun-Times
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 17, 2008 9:22 AM CDT 0 recs
Thanks for the reminder!....
Another fun bit of the game – seeing Paulie return and do a little damage.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Sep 17, 2008 9:29 AM CDT
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Reminder?
I figured that Swisher would still start everyday in LF with Griffey in CF and Konerko at 1B. But I guess he really has been sucking lately. Not that I want to see Owens ever start over Swisher…
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 17, 2008 9:33 AM CDT
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I think...
that, whatever you or Hawk think of him, DeWayne Wise will be playing against most right-handed pitchers. I’m not sure what Guillen is trying to accomplish with Owens.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on
Sep 17, 2008 9:34 AM CDT
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Owens v. Swisher
Granted, Swisher has been terrible lately, but even if you believe in streaks, is it ever justifiable to play Owens over him? Maybe Jerry is an occasionally useful thing to have on the bench, but to start him? Bleah.
by Landfill on
Sep 17, 2008 9:38 AM CDT
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Yeah, I wasn't being sarcastic. You reminded me of Paulie being back in the line-up by posting that.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Sep 17, 2008 9:44 AM CDT
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Our little Floyd's all growns up now!
Sniff
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 17, 2008 9:27 AM CDT 0 recs



