Siesta in the Bronx
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 18, 2008 5:14 PM CDT
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Chicago White Sox at New York Yankees, Sep 18, 2008 6:05 PM CDT
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Back to the DI march: L/R/L/R, etc.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they're walking down the road
left foot, right foot
left foot, right foot
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Raggedy Man. Obscure. Nice.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was 2 weeks old when that movie was released
no, i was (poorly, apparently) referencing family guy when they poked fun at randy newman
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.humorscore.com/videos/Family_Guy_Videos/Family_Guy_-_Randy_Newman
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you.
Good piece.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laughed
But it’s kind of sad that a lot of people think Newman’s that banal because of it. He’s an incredible songwriter/lyricist.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is - but not my taste. Too LA.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hm.
Maybe the 80’s stuff? I like his early, New Orleans-tinged stuff, like Good Ol’ Boys.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find most artists (writers, musicians, painters)
have more interesting and edgy work early in their careers. Do you feel that way about your writing? (I do about anything I’ve done 20 years ago – seems fresher. Tough to keep reinventing the wheel and keeping the passion. Thank God for a 5-year old who keeps me moving and sharp.)
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope I haven't peaked
That would be all kinds of sad.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
edgy because there's no one putting the brakes on...
studios, networks, publishers. Edgy gets u in the door, but one gets co-opted because of success and money. The saving grace is that you get become a better craftsman. I look at my TV stuff that I did 20 years ago and go ‘wow’ how did I get away w/ that?. Now? Not so much.-
by RoyEgan on Sep 18, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, damn.
I watch TFG now and again, but missed that one.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just win and I won't bitch...
A split with the Yankees wouldn’t be bad.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 5:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm guessing there will be people who will hold you to this.
fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie
by larry on Sep 18, 2008 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm rooting for a win
after we blow a 7-0 lead
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 18, 2008 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's fine with me...
The Yankees aren’t that great of a team but the Sox are horrible on the road so a split would actually be good. Plus, the Twins could easily lose facing the Rays and Shields on the road tonight.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You give the Rays and Shields that much credit, eh?
Guess it takes a .700+ Rays home record to get SSH to cop to the possibility of a win against the Mighty Mighty Twinkerbells, losers of 3 in a row to Cleveland (on the road).
A guy has to have his standards.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shields /is/ related to The Legend
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 18, 2008 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
RAWK AND ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have anticipated this Twins @ Rays series for awhile...
I expect the Twins to lose two or three of the four games but it won’t mean much if the Sox don’t win.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No BA, eh? Huh....
I won’t be able to make it home from work for this one, so I’m watching from my orifice instead of wasting an hour of the game in the car.
boooooo. No beer in my office.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 5:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hic
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
by hoodlight on Sep 18, 2008 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
watching from the orifice?
and you said you don’t use a laptop, either
oh my
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
true and true.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damon out...
Johnny Damon has left the Yankees to be with his wife, who gave birth on Thursday.
Brett Gardner is getting the start in center field tonight.
I guess this should be good news but the Sox haven’t been able to get Gardner out either.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why oh why is General Soreness in there?
Throw BA a bone there Ozzie, fer chrissakes!
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 18, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
‘’I come to the ballpark every day, look [at the lineup], I see ’Uribe,’ I say, ‘OK,’‘’ he said. ’’I’ve been working hard with Walk. I’m trying to stay in the middle. I work with my hitting coach and say, ‘Thank you, hitting coach.’’’
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 18, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
juan uribe = sir deimos
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 18, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHEELS
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 18, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shocking by Paulie
and 3-0 Twins, Kubel HR
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GRIFFEY:
START . HITTING . NOW.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, that'll hurt more...
once the bullpen blows it later.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Sep 18, 2008 6:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or mr. dent, whatever
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that dude sucks.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
navarro
bomb. 4-3 rays
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Long time reader...
first gamethread post. Bored at work. I hate playing in New Yawk.
Anderson woulda had that!
by Cold Snowden on Sep 18, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
me 2
I really don’t want to watch this game after last night. But it’s too late in the season to be moody!
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Sep 18, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not moody, just...
pensive. Especially Javy against the Yanks.
Anderson woulda had that!
by Cold Snowden on Sep 18, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
abreu
bomb. 2-1 yankees.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 6:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2-1 Yankees, BTW.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Sep 18, 2008 6:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck
The same Javy the Yankees fans remember
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 6:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2 runs will not will this game.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 6:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at the rate it's going
this game is never going to end.
i agree about the two runs not winning it, though.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
humber coming in
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 now for the rays
on 5 hits and 36 pitches for perkins.
their bullpen is in big trouble.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 6:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The AL East
is so much better than the Central it is scary. The Rays’ performance is even more impressive considering the strength of their schedule.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 6:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Selig should announce the AL East winner gets an automatic bye in the 1st round....
and the “supposed” race between the Twins and White Sox is no longer a race—both teams are automatically eliminated from the post-season.
by stanchar on Sep 18, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Na
Just let the AL East winner face the NL teams first. Make the World Series interesting for once.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
St. Louis...
still has their ’06 rings.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Sep 18, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coulda been a lot worse than that.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice crisp 35 minute inning there
61 pitches thrown. on pace for a 5+ hour game.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha
Now bring in the ball/strike and checked-swing replay!
Anderson woulda had that!
by Cold Snowden on Sep 18, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on,
Let’s score some god damn, fucking runs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe if you ask nicely for a change?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who do we get this weekend in KC other than Bannister tomorrow?
by stanchar on Sep 18, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Davies/Duckworth
according to Yahoo.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and it is KC and all
but they are on a 7 game win streak (Indians/M’s) outscoring them 56-15
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uribe K coming up....
swinging or looking?
by stanchar on Sep 18, 2008 6:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
in play, out(s)
HA!
oh. wait….
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Royals last 6 games,
W 8 – 3
W 13 – 3
W 3 – 0
W 6 – 3
W 5 – 2
W 12 – 0
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 6:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so they're due...
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
due
FOR PAIN
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn you for posting a Rocky image that was not Carl Weathers!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
his comment made me think of the line
“My Prediction: Pain”
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 18, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I understand. We can let this one slide for context.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and its too early for Carl
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 18, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh-oh
These lead-off walks just kill.
Anderson woulda had that!
by Cold Snowden on Sep 18, 2008 6:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why is he 3 - 0 vs "miranda"?
never batted in MLB
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Get Cooper out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Juan Miranda?
That guy hit a bomb here in the Int’l League finals clincher. He did a huge bat toss as his homer made the score 18-2. The ump then warned each bench before he touched home.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 6:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on,
Let’s score some god damn, fucking runs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is going to the bullpens...
I think we all know which team has the advantage.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 7:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No....
which?
Anderson woulda had that!
by Cold Snowden on Sep 18, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one that doesn't have Wassermann and Ramirez in it.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what does the Ranger's bullpen have to do with anything
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 18, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
5-4 Rays
Brutal E by Bartlett on a grounder followed by a single.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Had Musina by the short hairs in the 1st
and let him out.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This offense is painful to watch...
Back to hoping for a Twins loss.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thay strikeout noise is annoying as hell
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 18, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Our old man middle of the lineup
is really scuffling
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not just the old, slow white guys anymore.
Anderson woulda had that!
by Cold Snowden on Sep 18, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jesus, this game is flat
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
by hoodlight on Sep 18, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel like I should have just taken the hour to get home.
But I’m not leaving yet, because I know what happens when I leave….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 18, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I was accidentally 2.5 hours late for work today....so I had to stay late as is....and traffic sucks and I didn't want to spend another hour in it this evening...
but yeah, I may go in the next half-hour.
Shouldn’t be as bad, I can get home in 30 minutes then….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously there will be a minor move or two in the off season....
but most here agree that this team will struggle to be a .500 team next year?
by stanchar on Sep 18, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitching is our only hope
But with our farm system dead outside Beckham/Poreda, we’ll need some fortunate health from the old men or some shrewd moves by KW.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hope that the geezers are rejuvenated next season...
and that Quentin comes back healthy. And that Swisher doesn’t look like a bust in his second season with the Sox.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
New here, but...
Isn’t that what most people said about this season?
Anderson woulda had that!
by Cold Snowden on Sep 18, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
but Q, Danks and Floyd really stepped up. The Indians and Tigers also fell apart, which was very considerate of them. SSH is right about Swisher. He could be the key to us keeping pace next year.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Ramirez
don’t forget
Anderson woulda had that!
by Cold Snowden on Sep 18, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cripes
this season ain’t over yet and we’re writing off the next? the optimism is astounding
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just fucking walk him, fer chrissakes
like Cano vs. Richard last night.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 18, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 homers to a guy who doesn't have much power these days...
Nice performance so far, Hobby.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, sometimes a batter absolutely owns a pitcher
shit happens
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 18, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
like BA and Mussina?
huh.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that what the numbers tell us?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 18, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
from BuerhleMan in last night's recap thread:
Re: Mussina
for both his career and this year righties hit him much better than lefties
this year RHB .322 AVG, .867 OPS. LHB .242 AVG, .595 OPS
in the last month he has a 5.10 ERA and 1.5 WHIP but is striking out 9/9 IP
GS, in 49 ABs, has a .163 AVG, .563 OPS
BA in 6 ABs – .333 AVG, 1.000 OPS
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a rhetorical question
baseball reference has a handy sheet for each game where you can check on pitcher vs. batter stats
i recommend it highly, especially when wanting to question bullpen decisions!
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 18, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sheeeeet. I went back into the last thread to dig that up for you, and you can't even pretend to be seeing that for the first time?
I went to baseball reference first to find it….but I swear, that site intimidates me. I couldn’t figure out how to get it. I am untrained in the way of br.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The B-R website layout isn't what I would call good
So here’s some link love for ya!
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 18, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awww shucks, that's awfully handy. I will remember the "preview" page for the future.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Abreu .994 OPS lifetime vs. Vazquez
Arod @ 1.207, Douchnozzle Damon @ 1.204
Thankfully, Damon is out of the lineup tonight.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 18, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Little known fact:
Javier Vazquez served as Bobby Abreu’s pitcher during the ’06 homerun derby
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 18, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's becoming more and more obvious
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 18, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even if Hobby finishes with a quality start...
Does anyone have faith that this offense can score two or more runs?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
si, fly
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
god, nothing like limping into the playoffs
we suck
by RoyEgan on Sep 18, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i take it you work in melodrama
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Check out the Sox second half record.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
29 - 27 since the All-Star Break...
Soon to be 29 – 28.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they swoon every second half. next?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could care less what the stats say...
… there is no stat for BIG games as opposed to everyday games.
by RoyEgan on Sep 18, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when you're right, you're right
i looked in the standings and didn’t realize there was a w-l column and a W-L column
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On another sour note for '09....
Humber looks really solid for Minnesota.
by stanchar on Sep 18, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the rise of Minnie is going to be a sad one....they will be tough.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i do think in '10 they'll suffer in the new park....
big home advantage will be lost.
by stanchar on Sep 18, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they'll have better snowshoes than their opponents though.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That fat fellow at third has a lovely throw, I must say....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wrote this before Hawk and DJ started talking about it....delay of feed and whatnot....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox hitting .237 in the series....
.192 if you take out the performance in the 6-2 win.
by stanchar on Sep 18, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Piss-poor time for a slump
but it’s been nice to see consistency from him this year.
Anderson woulda had that!
by Cold Snowden on Sep 18, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in his last 10 games dye is 10-35 (.285 AVG)
and before yesterday he had an 8 game hitting streak, so i wouldn’t say he’s in a slump. (and i understand he hasn’t homered since august 27th). he has been very good this year and is probably not the place to point fingers.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pena
bomb. 6-4 rays.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We have to keep praying the the Twins lose...
This Sox offense is trash.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, we get that
you don’t have to keep posting this information
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 18, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Javy.
No excuse for walking Jose Molina.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 18, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or even 3 guys in a row....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought ball four was strike three.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitching on three days is something only men w/ balls can do
by RoyEgan on Sep 18, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oops, forgot he was on 3 days rest.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 18, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For fuck's sake
Can we drop the idea that anytime someone performs badly they don’t have any balls? It’s stupid.
by hitlesswonder on Sep 18, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walks the bases loaded, lol.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Vazquez sees the scoreboard
Twins are losing so he’s working on some new pitches.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha. would hate to drop that magic number to 7....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good idea
pitch around the studs to get to Jeter
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm more concerned with the > 80 pitches in < 4 innings
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 18, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is the essence of being a WS Fan...hoping another team will lose...
…to cover up your own ineptitude
by RoyEgan on Sep 18, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sad, but true
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 18, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually, I think that's common to the Sox, Bears, and Cubs
perhaps the Blackhawks as well.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 18, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh whatever....teams slump.
The end of a close season like this, is the only time I have ever hoped another team would lose to help us win.
This is not my essence of being a Sox fan.
speak fer yourselves.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, we have to play Twinkerbelles,
so we both can’t lose every game the rest of the season.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
always finding the silver lining
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 18, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's me - Joel Osteen.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hobby on three days rest was an awesome idea...
Not that it matters cuz the offense sucks balls.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm done caring....
this has been a far better season than any of us expected….but it’s just too painful to watch such a bad team night after night…..I wish them and you all a best. Have a good one.
by stanchar on Sep 18, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Take the others with you
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 18, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet juniper
The Sox are down a starter, a 3B, an MVP candidate, and Linebrink’s arm is paper. Of course they’re not a good team right now. They have somehow managed to contend this season and they are struggling to close the deal. I’d rather watch this Sox team trying to make the playoffs than any of the X number of teams already eliminated.
If the only season you are happy/interested in is wire-to-wire dominance then I think you’ll be missing out on a lot of baseball.
by hitlesswonder on Sep 18, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Javy gone
Fewest innings of the season. Yankees not regretting ditching his big game bottling ass.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Could get ugly,
Quickly.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh, Horrible-Ram in?
(Backs out quietly, hoping no one noticed he came in.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell is Ozzie thinking pitching him in big situations? Or with less than a 7-run lead?
It makes me feel like he just wants to give away the game.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
4th inning of a 4-1 game isn't exactly a big situation
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 18, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All he has to get is one out, right? Just 1/3 of an inning.
Not hugely leveraged. Agreed.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed - not a huge leverage situation, but why put in the guy notorious for not being able to get ONE out?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who else you got for the 4th inning?, Moose on the mound,
and no “O” (you know what that’s like).
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DJ really that scary right now?
He was doing alright for a while….
I do not go to HoRam to get an out with RISPs, no matter what the inning.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Winning-winning-U
Where are you?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tabasco in the 6th or 7th. Too early for the 4th.
But I might’ve given Javy another hitter to face rather than bring in HR Pufnstuf.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, but he puts him in with runners already on - that's what i mean....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
every. single. time. he gives up runs. every single fucking time. i hate him. i do.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
to be fair
he just gave up 2 medium hit grounders, one right at someone and the other within a few feet either way of being an out.
that said, i feel he is terrible though.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Horrible.
If his name was Tom or Ted he’d be “Terrible”.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, sitting in traffic is suddenly quite appealing to me.
g’night.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The only ray of positivity is leaving
we’re all doomed!
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 18, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HoRam has given up runs in every appearance
by RoyEgan on Sep 18, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how about sep 5th against anaheim?
you fail.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm being hyperbolic ...but you get my point
by RoyEgan on Sep 18, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's not being hyperbolic, it's called guessing
and being wrong.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I recall when he pitched a scoreless inning (8th maybe?) in the last month maybe.....
but that’s the only time I can remember.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wrong.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This Ramirez is the worst pitcher
I have ever seen in my 57 years.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bukvich?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's way worse than Buckvich
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 18, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2006 Politte?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly
He’s the worst in-season acquisition in my lifetime.
/waits to be inevitably proven wrong.
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 18, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That may be true
but bally said he is the worst PITCHER in 57 years. Gotta be someone worse.
But, yeah, why would anyone pick him up, and worse yet, keep him?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And worse yet, keep throwing him in still winnable games
Inexplicable how the guy with the 2.5 WHIP is more trusted than Adam Russell, who brings nothing buy ’W’s
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 18, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too true - they aren't blow-outs until he gets in.
Nessie deserves to get lit up, at least. He’s got the "W"’s and has earned it.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dewon day?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bret prinz
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
way to go out on a dick note
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's his style - the most uptight pot-head I've ever "known."
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no shit, at least read too much into posted pictures like the rest of us
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Surprised he didn't include "Horaio is gay".
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if the Sox will drop the pitching on short rest idea...
by hitlesswonder on Sep 18, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking the same thing
the unintended consequences of a poor Javy outing, is more Lance Broadway…
Thankfully, everyone can go on regular rest through the Twins series… So this thing should be decided by then.
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 18, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's a shipment here for a "white sox/yankees gamethread"
a memo is attached, something about “for vaginal use only”
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sox/Twins
on their way to being 26-47 vs the AL East.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So, tonight I say they hang as many pitches as possible on HoRam
Rest everyone…..maybe even the fielders.
by hitlesswonder on Sep 18, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You betcha.
Take one for the team, then DFA his ass.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, we suck against the AL east
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't look now but...
The Twins have runners at 2B and 3B with one out.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Two outs...
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me guess
Mauer/Morneau is coming to bat
by 3E8 on Sep 18, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great play by Longoria
I shutter to think I thought Alexei might deserve the ROY over him.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That grammar
is just awful. I apologize.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You self-hating Sox fan.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what? If the Sox want the division, they have to beat MN in the dome
That’s the test of whether they are a playoff team or not.
by hitlesswonder on Sep 18, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And there were three guys on the bench that had a >1.2 OPS against Javy
by 3E8 on Sep 18, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
They sat Damon, who hit the fabled slam vs Javy in the ’04 LCS
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Couple that with the fact that Mussina's average pitch speed is just above 80
I shouldn’t have gotten my hopes up for this one
by 3E8 on Sep 18, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, Moose is having a helluva year aganst everyone else, too.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Over / Under on Yankee runs?
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I accidentally flagged this because my screen moved when I was trying to click somewhere else.
Cheat – please disregard my flagging bally. :)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, something else to think about since this game is crap.
So, supposedly, the Budweiser building rooftop ad at wrigley is gonna be up for sale cause of some legal something or others… How fun would it be to get enough together to make it a Sox logo?
by South Side Expat on Sep 18, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
better: a shot of the WS trophy
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, ya got $$15 million or so?
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we could have a bake sale.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i take it you and MM will be making the fucked-cakes?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well....you bring up a good point. and i can see that my signature has once again become appropriate for my comment.
we would have to keep MM out of this endeavor – we would bake all the goods and he would just go around fucking them up. literally.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we forfeit
to preserve our pitching?
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what do we want to preserve of them?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are already preserved - like, embalmed.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On 2nd thought,
let Ramirez pitch until his arm falls off.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he pulled
a Tony Saunders/Dave Dravecky I would probably laugh, and it would kelp the Sox.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now there is a splendid idea, bally.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and then we can take him out back and shoot him.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's win-win
Saves the pen and then HoRam doesn’t pitch for a long time
by hitlesswonder on Sep 18, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Javy's been solid lately - really, really solid.
If he has to get this out of his system before next week, let him do it against the Yanks, while our offense is shit-tastic.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
For all the Rich Rodriguez bashing
WV is horrible now. Down 14-0 at Colorado in first 4 minutes. Their toothless fans must be pissed.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who fucking cares?
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was flipping through channels
it was that or MLS.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So is Michigan.
He is infectious. And, yeah, who the fuck cares?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i still cannot believe
cfr-cluj napoca beat as roma in rome on tuesday. the fucking ultras must be pissed.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dirty Romanian money
Don’t worry, they’ll eventually get in trouble for racist behavior like the rest of eastern europe
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey the Charlottle Knights are on the field
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 18, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather see Great Falls
that’d be cool
by 3E8 on Sep 18, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want the DSL White Sox
AKA the Dave Wilder All-Stars
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened to Nessie?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bon question
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too effective
17 hits in his last 16 innings. Ramirez is grindier, he can allow that many hits in half the time
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 18, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawk and the Internets, haha.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hawk getting very sedimental right now
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 18, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that anything like igneous?
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 18, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that a stalagmite in your pants...?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
like a rock?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 18, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dirty dirty
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worst.pitcher.evar.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ramirez needs to just luck into outs.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he almost lucked into 2 on the first 2 batters he faced
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think I am as talented of a pitcher as HoRam, but I think I could get similar results
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 18, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't sell yourself short.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
8 walks vs. 2 strikeouts
yeah
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 18, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This inning?
Sorry, I turned off the game and am watching football. But the thread is entertaining.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no need to start another one
2 strikeouts in an inning, hell NO. That’s his fucking WHITE SOX CAREER.
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 18, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, shoot, 8 walks is just ducky, then.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
30 baseunners in 11.1 IP
But he did have a 1.85 WHIP in 98 innings in Seattle, so he’s not even underachieving much.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't sell yourself short
HoRam’s 2007 was a thing of beauty.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
time to go hang out on the 5
later y’all
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It can and will be proven:
A tee-ball stand will yield similar results.
by Cold Snowden on Sep 18, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but can a tee-ball stand walk a guy on five pitches??
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 18, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Four
Depending where Coop/Ozzie place it.
by Cold Snowden on Sep 18, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just release this fucking bum...
He’s not even good enough to be the bullpen’s jizz-mopper.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh...
Here is the true jizz-mopper.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have liked to see KW walk out to the mound
and just hand HoRam his papers.
That would have at least been entertaining.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
At this point I think I'd like to see the Sox not pitch guys on 3 days rest vs. MN
Could they bring back Richard+ pen on short rest vs. KC? Then pitch Danks, Vazquez and Buehrle on regular rest?
by hitlesswonder on Sep 18, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe they can form an effective pitcher from the body parts of their bullpen
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Jose Canseco available?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean to pitch.
Remember he hurt himself mopping up a game? He’d be better than this.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
conseco OPS .967 with 6 homers against mussina.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I MEANT TO PITCH!
IT’S A JOKE! DON’T YOU KNOW A JOKE WHEN YOU HEAR ONE?
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've been to busy trying to almost defend horam for some unknown reason.
it will not happen again.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry about it
Thursday, September 18 6:05 PM CDT @ NYY Vazquez* Friday, September 19 7:10 PM CDT @ KC Danks Saturday, September 20 6:10 PM CDT @ KC Buehrle Sunday, September 21 1:10 PM CDT @ KC Floyd Monday, September 22 OFF --- Tuesday, September 23 7:10 PM CDT @ MIN Vazquez Wednesday, September 24 7:10 PM CDT @ MIN Danks Thursday, September 25 7:10 PM CDT @ MIN Buhrle Friday, September 26 7:11 PM CDT CLE Floyd Saturday, September 27 6:05 PM CDT CLE Vazquez* Sunday, September 28 1:05 PM CDT CLE Danks* Monday, September 29? TBA DET Buehrle*
Asterix = short rest…
There’s no need
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 18, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The last 20 posts are hilarious.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here come the Twins...
Runners at 1B and 2B, no outs. Shields is done.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Casilla up
then guess who?
David Price is up. He was shit for Durham the last month.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're trying to make my night even worse.....
and let me guess….mauer morneau up?
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 18, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and here comes Price
cross your fingers
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well the Rays bring in David Price,
we bring in Horacio Ramirez.
Bout the same.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, ah, no...
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strikes out
Morneau and Kubel.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HoRam could have done that.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe on mlb2k8 or something
fuck…prolly not even on there
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 18, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i bet they're both wearing dark colored hats.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both are not Caucasian.
Other similarities?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
both throw a baseball with their left hands.
and both have faces.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As opposed to bally
who is now sans face.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lance broadway is fucking amazing
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I could see 99 runs
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How are Ramirez and Broadway even in the majors, even with expanded rosters?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Our deep minor league system.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our fine GM
who thought a few good innings against the Sox warranted trading for HoRam, a pitcher with a history of sucking.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
because they have heart
like hawk was saying about mussina…anybody that has a heart and can throw a fastball not so fast and try to develop a changeup can get the job done….look at moose he’s like 1000 games over .500….reminds me of that one time feisty when yaz had to pitch….he even through without his mitt because the catcher forgot his…like the little engine that could i tell ya…he k’d 17 and got 10 groundballs right back to him and ran them all to first base…
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 18, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Broadway just hearted a K against ARod
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some joke about the Lamb lying down on Broadway is in here,
but I’m not clever enough to pull it out.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you don't need words, just post a pic
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Price v Mauer
A pair of #1 overall picks
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
but morneau is now pounding sand
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did I mention I love that phrase?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kubel joins Morneau
I’m glad Percival is out. The rest of the Rays pen is solid.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
broadway to arod:
pound sand.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's unclutch even in unclutch situations that could be construed as clutch if they happened
at a clutch time in the game.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck it that we're losing 9 - 1,
Lance Broadway just struck out Alex Rodriguez.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet he tells that story in 2 years when he's selling insurance.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not to ruin the streak of ripping on our bullpen
but it hardly matters how many runs they give up if the offense can only score 1 run.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
STEAL NINE RUNZ PLZ
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
owens!
the comeback begins.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
big jimmy needs to rumble and tumble his ass to first faster
kthxbai
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 18, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Back to praying that the Twins lose...
7-6 Rays now.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone beat you to it.
Get thee to a chapel if you need to pray so hard.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This team should be embarrassed...
They look like shit.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn't the Rays just lose a series to the Yanks in NY?
Not a disgrace to do that.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the Sox lost 2 of 3 to the Indians and 3 of 4 to Toronto...
I don’t care what other teams are doing. The Sox lok like shit, period.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The same Indians that just swept your Twins
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Once again, without mentioning any other teams...
The Sox themselves look like shit.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is not a game of absolutes
Aside from the Angels, all the contenders in the AL have been sucking lately
The Sox just need to suck 2 less games than the Twins. I don’t give a crap if they limp into the playoffs or win out, as long as they get there.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You want to do this?
Toronto had won 8 in a row or so, and Cleve. just swept the Twins. I could go on…
More to the point, we suck on the road.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So how many teams should we expect the Sox to lose to?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most everyone with a better record not in our division on the road.
Otherwise, we are a lock.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey hey hey
mussina just blew into his hand while on the mound. it’s 62 degrees there. was that ok’d by the ump? i say this game should be played under protest.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It was
Douchebag Michael Kay mentioned it
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Douchenozzle
regards
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah
my bad. just looking for technicalities.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Longoria with 3 dongs
I think the ROY argument should end pretty quickly
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 18, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah definitely
if broadway or richard doesn’t get it….this world should die
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 18, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he had stayed healthy
he might have won the MVP. Of course, same goes for Q.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mercy.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was over well before his 3 homer performance tonight...
but this should lock it up.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
IMO, I'm afraid
Sox against good teams / teams with an aura =
Deer in headlights.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha the Minnesota broadcast just put these ROY candidates on screen with stats
Longoria, Glen Perkins and Denard Span
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Were they counting Perkins and Span
as one super-rookie?
by 3E8 on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's close, but I gotta go with Perkins
Have you had their Mashed Potatoes and Turkey dinner?
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one near where I lived from age 3-8 in Matteson
flew the biggest American flag I’ve ever seen.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like breakfast there.
And the sour mop smell in the one outside Disney on SR 535 is heaven.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to enjoy their breakfast until a mouse ran up the bench one of my friends was sitting in
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL. Are you serious?
LOL.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
urbana
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if this team can even beat the Royals on the road...
I guess we will find out.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Re Royals,
see above.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why did Maddon take out Price already?
The last guy anyone needs to see is Percival.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
7 runs in 2.1 IP this month before sitting for a week
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whos their closer these days?
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Balfour?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Wheeler/Balfour combo
I think. It should be Balfour, he’s filthy.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no faith in Percival and his 5 ERA.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Name one player, coach, manager, or team you DO have faith in?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
God - he prays a lot.
Though it sounds like they don’t get answered a lot.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
old hoss radbourne
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
er
radbourn
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quentin, until his dumbass injured himself.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not this again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And then you lost faith, didn't you?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at our offense since he got injured...
Brutal.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So again
Name one player, coach, manager, GM, or team you have faith in now.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably Cabrera, Konerko, and Thornton...
That’s about it lately.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grover "Pete" Alexander.
The Doc Ellis of his day.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's DOCK ellis
and have you ever heard the story of this game?
look at the first 4 batters of the game in the play by play.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How ripped was he?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he told all his teammates before the game he was going to hit every batter he faced.
after hitting the first three he tried to hit perez in the neck but perez kept jumping out of the way.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just learned not too long ago
he threw a no-hitter while tripping on acid
“The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn’t. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn’t hit hard and never reached me.”
by 3E8 on Sep 18, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's the closer.
He’s supposed to close. Same reason Todd Jones would come in after a healthy Rodney.
Oh, wait, IIRC that wasn’t such a good idea…
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, fuck me
Percival is back, and pitching
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was nice, BA.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Have I mentioned BA should play more?
BA should play more
by hitlesswonder on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ford Drive of the Game...
A double by Anderson. ROFL.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Bourgeois got to hit
Doesn’t have Pablo’s pixie dust yet.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Paulie, you are truly watching the game?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup.
Don’t really care about the Twins, so hey.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I smell bullshit.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You cow-tipping again?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How could anyone not care about the Twins losing...
when the Sox are seemingly losing almost every game lately.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because I don't have any effect on the outcome.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So?
Just because I don’t have any effect on the outcome of the Twins game either, it doesn’t mean that I don’t care about it.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you want me to validate your emotions or something?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope...
I still think you are full of shit but whatever.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I think you're needy.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why
I haven’t watched a single Twins game this season (that wasn’t against the Sox)… I don’t give a shit about the Twins
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neither have I...
Just Gameday. But I still hope that they lose since the Sox have gone into lay-down mode to end the season.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The "can't pull a needle out of their ass with a tractor" mode.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What does how the Twins are playing have to do with how the Sox are playing?
So because the Twins are sucking that means that the Sox should suck as well?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Cue circus music.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At the very least
it’s good to watch the Rays. They are likely our ALDS opponent if we make it.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus someone should
Lord knows they have no actual fans
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You watched a lot of them in Durham, didn't you?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's what I've been sayin', BP.
Nice baseball. And they are 20-2 at home when 30000+ fans show up.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone else noticed the extreme man crush Hawk has for Wise?
He’s been his pick to click just about every game he’s been in the line up
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 18, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This offense is proficient in pop-ups already, Juan...
Try something else.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hawk admiring Juan's strong hands
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Punto singles
Guarantees Mauer in the 9th unless he gets CS.
Cuddyer PH for Gomez.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stolen base by PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTO
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Punto singles with 2 outs...
Then he steals 2B. Cuddyer up…
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Worst.offense.evar.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Astros have a pitcher in their lineup.
The Sox get a DH and they still can’t score more than one run.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BA and fields telling fat mama jokes during god bless america.
by Trooper on Sep 18, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shoot them!
SHOOOT TO KILLLLLLLLLLL!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you, Percival...
Inning over.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kenny should be on the phone with Al Reyes' agent right now...
Mets released RHP Al Reyes.
Despite all of the Mets’ bullpen problems, Reyes hadn’t made one appearance since being called up on Sept. 2. He probably asked for his release since he obviously wasn’t part of the team’s plans.
He probably isn’t as good as he once was but he’s better than the absolute shit the Sox are throwing out there.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Over/under on HRs given up by Dotel?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
(this inning)
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, now that there's 2 outs
i’ll go with 8.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
slight miscalculation.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i misremembered what the atmosphere was like.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they're going to lose, lose big for once
It’s good to get these guys out there when their failures don’t mean anything, so at least they can work on stuff.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the sox are gonna be all over the royals
like a duck on a junebug.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounds hot.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes 2 ducks at a time.
Poor junebug.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Kenny, please, for the love of God, no more relievers from Kansas City. about an hour ago
So if Joakim Soria becomes available, he takes a pass?
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 18, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yea i was thinking about this
during horacios suckfest last time out… its a tough one
by Jbasic89 on Sep 18, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just think it's silly to pass on players because of what team they played for before
if the guy sucks, pass on him, if he’s good, grab him. The uniform is irrelevant.
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 18, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leadoff single for Span in the top of the 9th inning.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Building his case for ROY.
Who’s pitching? Tell us something useful.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wheeler
and it’s tied. Casilla homer
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where the fuck is Balfour?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you don't care about the Twins, heh.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitched last 2 games
They wasted him for 2 innings in yesterday’s blowout
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tie game...
Casilla homers.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Twins tied it up :(
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is why the Sox can't bank on the Twins losing every game.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
But they can bank on them tying it up.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 blown saves in last 7 attempts
for Wheeler
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Double for Mauer...
Twins will take the lead shortly.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Fernando Perez
dropped it. I saw him do that a lot
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good
End the misery that is the 2008 White Sox season
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 18, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Sox deserve what they get...
They should have a 5 game lead of more but they have played like shit and let the Twins stay in the race.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twins already won the 2008 World Series, yo
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And won't you be happy when they get what you say they deserve...
You said they suck and have squandered their chances to win the division. I feel like you are incredibly anxious to proven right. You take love-hate to a whole other level.
by hitlesswonder on Sep 18, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We've established already that he's a closeted Twins fan
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, but we *always* take the bait, hook, line, and sinker
it’s normally easy to ignore the bile purge, but today was just brutal. at least 3-4 different people driving the wahmbulance today. cheez-us
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are IBB'ing Morneau now.
Thanks Rays.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gross is out for the year, IIRC.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take your heart pills .............
for the kid.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kong! my pick to click!
i win!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hawk saying "YCPIOTB" when Konerko hits a solo homer to make it 9-2 Yankees...
LOL.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Trevor Miller time...
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Congrats to Boo-zwah.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Told you, way back at 6:38 PM CDT
that “2 runs will not will this game.”
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What will will a game?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twins take the lead.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who had 9:16 in the "World Ends" poll?
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 18, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tonight? Is that a "time" reference?
Or is that a Biblical proverb?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
blast! i had 7:16
waitaminnit…..
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On an Adam Everett double no less...
9-8 Twins. They still have runners at 2B and 3B with no outs.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ev'ry bullpen funny.
Now you bullpen funny, too.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we dont really
deserve to be in the playoffs the way were playing
by Jbasic89 on Sep 18, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
excuse me, Jbasic, i have the NL West on line 2
some matter regarding your definition of “deserve”
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam Everett
just did the fake bunt-pull back and swing trick and almost homered
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Game's not over yet.
Rays like winning in walk-offs.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Longoria bats 3rd in the 9th.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But the Twins still have runners at 2B and 3B with no outs.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe losing their 2.5 game lead will motivate this band of losers.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
don't forget now
you suck….the sox don’t.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can I take it back?
Now the Sox suck.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not as bad as you.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice personal attack...
Don’t be pissed at me cuz the Sox suck and the Twins are winning. Take it out on your boyfriend.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We've established that we dislike you because you are a jerk
This doesn’t change if the Sox win, or the Twins lose.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why am I a jerk?
Because I’m not a homer and I rip on the Sox when they play like shit (like currently)?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because you have no social skills
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you ever been to a party
everybody’s hanging out, having a good time. and then there’s that one person that comes in and acts like the center of attention and just starts talking shit left and right? y’know, “that guy”? in other settings they might be a normal, pretty cool dude but becomes a complete story-topping, false-bravado-having, look-at-me showoff when around a large enough group of people.
i’m not trying to pick on you, but when you establish a pattern of showing up — to an online chat thread about baseball, mind you — and start the chicken-little, melodramatic, LIKEOMG bullshit to the point where it becomes a punchline, it’s time to switch to decaf.
it might be a fine line, but there is a difference between “telling it like it is” and “being a prick”.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look who rides the personal attack high horse now.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously, I did it intentionally...
If he can do it to me, why should I not do it back?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In some respects, it must be nice to not have short-term memory.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He must have a tattoo to remind him to hate the Sox
and love the Twins
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, my "personal" attack was unintentional.
i should have said “the things you say suck.”
although in my defense i thought i was stating a fact.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is just awful
now we have to go out and beat a red hot royals team this weekend
by Jbasic89 on Sep 18, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you miss my earlier post?
“the sox will be all over the royals. like a duck on a junebug.”
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you miss mine?
The one that described 2 ducks anally and orally violating said junebug?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you crazy.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twins lead both leagues in hitting in these situations
runners on
scoring position
scoring position, 2 outs
bases loaded
5 points behind Cubs lead for close and late
by 3E8 on Sep 18, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are the Sox still dead last in hitting with RISP and 2 outs?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do we have to give back the division lead if we say "yes"?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that my question?
Didn’t think so.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
Other than it’s an interesting stat it has no bearing on the standings. So move on.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course it does...
If the Sox didn’t hit like shit with RISP and 2 outs, they would have more wins.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are in first place now.
If they won more games they would be in first place now.
Move along there, son. Nothing to see here.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well we are
now off to play the 3rd worst team in the league while the Twins have three more with the second best team that also needs to win, so it’s our own funeral if we can’t make up some ground over the weekend.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are we officially done with the AL east?
Because that in itself is cause for celebration
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 18, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope not
Would like at least 3 more games in two weeks time.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the regular season at least
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hope KC can beats these pussies. So the Twins can put em away for good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SoxfaninAZ on Sep 18, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Welocme back.
Don’t let the door hit you in the balls.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 hits and an IBB this inning for Twins
Good thing Rays used Balfour and Howell to preserve that 10-3 win last night.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rays suck worse than the Sox.
How could they lose this game.
They stink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
don't agree. At least Rays will make the playoff.
Sox is still on the bubble
by zj-uic on Sep 18, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe not,
the way they’re playing.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
which team do you think
can beat Rays in the race of wild card? White sox or Twins?
They are 99.9999999999% making the playoff.
by zj-uic on Sep 18, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Either.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And a...Homecoming QUEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cheer up sleepy jean
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are an old bastard. ;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i used to shave to that song.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Were you getting testosterone shots?
I’m older than you, and I was 10 when that was #1. Are you Italian or Greek?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Answer the fookin' question, BM.
“Daydream Believer” was #1 in 1967. Are you REALLY only 40 years old, you POS?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, i'm 40. (I'M A MAN!)
a bit of hyperbole there on the shaving bit.
as for heritage, a bit mixed up, but i have irish citizenship thanks to the wife, so i like to say i’m irish.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
More runs for the Twins...
Must be nice to score a few runs.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Must be nice to have your full lineup in
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 18, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quentin is the only guy the Sox are hurting for...
Uribe is hitting better than Crede lately.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, the MVP candidate is easily replaced.
Count might be slightly missed – or a healthy Linebrink.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by SoxfaninAZ on Sep 18, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU Winningugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SoxfaninAZ on Sep 18, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pleasure doing business.
Hope you and SSH are happy together.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if he's crying in rage.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright, 3 runs.
First 2 men on, Longoria 3-RUn HR?
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 18, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if the circle knee-jerk is based on the phases of the moon or something.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Planets in alignment?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 up 2 down
Longoria has a chance to make pointless history.
by Bull Pain on Sep 18, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And the Twinkerbelles now run off 12 straight wins to close out the season
and take 1st place in the AL East.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Winning just one division bores them.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are not satisfied with their 2008 world series crown
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it were 13 in a row they'd claim the West, too
but like Bobby Layne once said, “I never lose, I just run out of time”.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
still
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Very piranha-like victory.
Still like our chances to make post season. Not sure I like our chances after that.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 18, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time to put Swish back in the lineup
They need his fire and passion
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 18, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, the Sox are missing his Mendoza Line performance.
Saw this at another Sox site:
The Sox in September are last in OBP, 2nd to last in OPS, 11th in runs scored, and 12th in batting average.
Good stuff.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know you love it.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not at all...
The bullpen was brutal to watch and now the offense is as well.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And First In The American League Central!
You ARE a patriot, SSH!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not like the Sox have ever limped into the playoffs before
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Twins are probably laughing right now...
that 3 games at the Metrodome are likely going to decide the division.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you think funny things.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they're probably laughing more
because they put up a 5 spot in the 9th tonight. You can’t really be this negative of a person can you? This has to be a schtick. Please tell me otherwise
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 18, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Google "Washington Senators Last Place" and learn some history.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and don't forget the wasington generals.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, they may suck when they don't hit the long ball
but the sox are 39-27 against the central this year, and that’s all they got left.
beat the division, and they’re in.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mr.Spock?
Logic has entered the room.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But panic is far more fruitful.
Look at all it’s accomplished.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Being happy with mediocrity makes you a better fan I guess.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Makes me a generally happy person.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 18, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And First In Your American League Central Division!
(If first place is “mediocrity”, bro, I truly feel for your kid. He will be climbing bakstops at age 5.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 18, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only because the Twins have been out-sucking the Sox...
The Sox have been terrible this month. I hope we will be able to use the first place excuse for 9 more games though.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 18, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs