Let's Get Back on Track
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 19, 2008 5:59 PM CDT
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appropriate title
for the both the White Sox and SSS community
;)
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
in case things go poorly, i've got everybody covered
teacher always said to bring enough for the whole class!
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
KC's due for a loss (or a sweep).......
Let’s take full advantage.
GO GOOD GUYS!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
Looks like a good game to play Swisher over General Soreness (or perhaps Konerko)
Versus Bannister, Swisher sports a 1.533 OPS in 15 PA vs. the General’s 0.000 OPS in 3 PA and Kong’s 0.521 OPS in 21 PA
Maybe it would help Dirty 30 get back on track?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
posting as fanposts too, but thought this one was funny...
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
Nope.
Last night – fluky.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
5 -0 Rays
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
Blackburn pulled
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
6-0 now
but they just made the last out of the inning at 3rd… these inexperienced bums aren’t going anywhere
6 -0 Rays
right that lot are fucked, lets relax have some fun and win this fucking game.
regards
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
hate the red sox.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 19, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man with a day like today I'm ready for some beers and baseball
Problem is I gotta be there at 7 AM tomm thank god I got sunday and monday off
Sox Killer Shaun Marcum to undergo Tommy John surgery
miss 2009 season
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 19, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions
Sure, NOW he gets hurt.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Ok
I know that was 6 up and 6 down . . .
But how many pitches has Bannister thrown?
Seems like’s he’s only thrown 6
20
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
congrats to my man buehrle
on his 8th straight 200+ innings pitched season.
not bad for a 38th round draft pick.
brian anderson would've caught that...
so's your face
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
runs now this inning
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
lexi - that boy has no patience
I’ve read it on Baseball Prospectus
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
too small of a sample size
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Alexei is confused by your American location of homeplate
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 19, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions
every mistake he makes he learns
will not do that again
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
but got away with it last time
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
what the fuck
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
instant replay in the trop. lovely.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
play overturned, team not charged a timeout
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
nine-zip rays
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
replay just used in the rays game
HR for pena. 9-0. win expectancy 99.3%
brian anderson would've caught that...
I'm glad that even on slow days
our board is more talkative than others
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
runs now this inning
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
our offence needs a laxative
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
what an unclutch double
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
Thome got lucky
he turned the corner
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 19, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
Bases Loaded for Alexei: How many pitches to make an out?
[ ] 1
[ ] 2
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 19, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
benefit of the doubt.
2.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
would love to see him walk a run in. ha!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy crap!
I thought that ball didn’t have a chance in hell of getting out.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
Ok, that makes up for his piece of shit baserunning.
Why so serious?
Thank you Chelexi!
Kinda makes up for the baserunning fuck up.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
see ya
gave that one a good old twatting!
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
twat that mother-fucker! twat it!
i’ll twat your couch!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
spelling out your name again huh?
(guys i think roy’s going senile)
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
Right before that pitch, I got a huge sense of greatness approaching, and I just grinned ear-to-ear as he took his swing....I totally felt it comin'!
I was hoping he’d do something because he felt bad about the slide across not-home!!!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
39 pitches.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
O?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Did anyone see Seattle and San Diego being the worst teams in the majors this year?
I thought both would win their divisions.
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
I couldn't figure out how Seattle stayed competitive last year
so I wasn’t surprised there….
SD, I thought would compete though. Not a whole lot of talent on the farm there either. They’ve got a system like ours
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 19, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
one thing I've loved about our farm system in recent years
is that pretty much anyone we trade away seems to not do too great
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
if you are not smiling then you fucking should be
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
hoodie, I haven't smiled this big since Tuesday night. cheers!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
that's what you get for countin mother fuckin chickens
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 19, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions
twins lose - sox lose
we go play offs, they call up their mums
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
who lose?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
naturally.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
These homers are hilarious.
Lollygagging over the fence.
Memo to KC announcers: stop schilling on the air for 5 min! Jesus fucking Christ.
These guys are selling bricks
like the Hawk sucks off Yaz
now these kc guys are pissing me off. with the bricks. enough with the bricks. back to game.
plzkthxbai
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
my fucking god, the mbl.tv chicago feed is like from 1957
and the Royals are just whores to sell shit with.
I believe Hawk uses it to refer to a broken bat.
I don’t know why.
by ReservoirDog on Sep 19, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually the story goes
Hawk saw him at the ballpark one day, said ‘I like your name, I’m gonna use it for something’ then there was a broken bat and Hawk called it a ‘Matt Abbatacola’ and the rest is history.
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 20, 2008 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
There is an editorial process
but I’m sure we could think of something that would get past them
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 19, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Have you heard of the Royals "Shirt Off Their Backs" program?
You can buy a scratch card to win a players jersey following tomorrow’s game. Kinda whorish, kinda cool.
by Cold Snowden on Sep 19, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Howdy jagbags
SSH is nowhere to be found, so I’ll say it.
Alexi is a poor excuse for a baseball player, can’t believe he couldn’t tag home plate on that double by Cabrera. Homer or nothing offense………Pathetic.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
worrrrrd.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
ALL THEY DO IS HIT HOME RUNS YOU CAN'T WIN IN AWKTOBER THAT WAY JAGOFFS
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Just got in
after a fabulous dinner at Clay Oven (Indian), quickly scanned the box score and I have one question.
WHERE WOULD THIS TEAM BE WITHOUT ’07 OFFSEASON PICKUPS Q! AND MISSILE????
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
You went to Klay Oven?!?
That’s my spot right there. What’d you order?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 19, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I had Rack of Lamb,
my nephew had Chicken in Tomato Butter Sauce. Nan and Basmati rice. Really good.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
I like a king prawn vindaloo
when I go for a curry
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
Indian sauces on any of the main dishes are espectacular.
You don’t even need the meat / seafood, just lots and lots of rice and nan.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
If you want the best Indian food by far
There’s a taxi driver hangout on Devon Avenue called Delhi Darbar. Only open from 10 pm to 6 am, smells like shit, the waiter is a gay Pakistani, but it’s quite awesome.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 19, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
bahbi's kitchen is also the bomb diggity
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Not surprising.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
just off of devon (going south), not that far west
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
no you need something to chew on
for the texture, a vindaloo sauce is the best
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
Never had the lamb there, will go for it next time
Klay Oven was one of the first Indian restaurants in Chicago, I went there as a kid like 15 years ago. When I went there last year I was shocked that it became this high-class hangout for all the whites from the financial district.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 19, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Gaylords on Clark (now closed)
used to be exceptional 20 – 25 years ago.Not upscale at all (there were no upscale Indian restaurants then), but the sauces were to die for. Some of the best meals I ever had.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
In Chicago?
Yea, most Indian restaurants have at least 1 dish cooked in it.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 19, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Kind of smelly too
Always keep a bottle of Febreeze in your car
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 19, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Also don't forget Wise with the pick-ups
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 19, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah! and owens' injured groin!
don’t forget the groin of owens!
just as essential to this team’s success…
thanks, owens’ groin!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
MVP! MVP! MVP!
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
MVP!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, you should find an image of 7 chicks. then we'd forgive you for the 3 runs you gave the royals.
;)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I came
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 19, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
and you brought the boobies.
nice work.
now count them! and keep that number in mind for later. (not the boobies, the chicks)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
do her... do her... wouldn't to her... whew! who hasn't done her? lose the pigtails and we'll talk...
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
But they all hate the national anthem!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 19, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
it confused them
as dewayne is spanish for “of the wayne”
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
yes,
also french.
he is so internationally appealing to me….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Wouldn't that be Delawayne? Or Delwayne?
by ReservoirDog on Sep 19, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
well, yeah
but dotel/che/fatty are all black, just happen to be latino black
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I love in the same breath as talking about how Ozzie wants more smallball and fast little buggers
they mention that the batting average for the royals and sox is close but the sox have twice as many homre runs and score more than a run more per game.
what a brain fuck these guys live in.
Though I'd agree with them
We’re a David Eckstein, Chone Figgins, and Joe Scrappy-Doo Hustle away from true dominance.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 19, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
yikes......yikes.........aaaannnnd......yikes.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
upon second glance, how did the girl on the far left get into this picture?
is she p-shopped in there?
they are all skanky as hell, but damn….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking the same thing
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
Definitley the Jerry Owens of the group
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 19, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
don't hate
the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
or so i have read...
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
No, hell yes, hell yes, yes, yes, yes, hell yes, and yes
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
the world, round; and the weather ever-changing.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Is DJ's mic volume turned up higher?
Or is he just talking more loudly because he’s trying to be wild with the last few games with Hawk?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
reading all the acct's of DJ's demotion...
…Hawk came off as passive-aggressive. He probably stuck the knife in himself. But that’s just the cynic in me.
seeing as how him and others have fallen apart
i wouldn’t doubt it
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Out of curiosity
who gets the credit for that K – the pitcher who started the at bat or the one who ended it?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
since it's really hard to say, they give it to the other guy warming up in the bullpen, who didn't get chosen.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Brawl in the Indians/Tigers game
Maybe some suspensions served when we play the Indians? (One can hope)
White Sox, that’s baseball.
(( please be lee, please be pronk ))
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Hold on to your butts
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
watch your fucking mouth!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I prefer to think of it as Ozzie's "Any Given Sunday" moment
It was Ozzie Guillen’s "Braveheart’’ moment.
Two hours before the game, the manager had a closed door meeting and delivered a speech about what was at stake over the next week, and how the 2008 team will be remembered – one way or the other.
"I tell them no matter what we do for 150 games, people aren’t going to remember that,‘’ Guillen recalled afterward. "People are going to remember what you do from today to the last day of the season. Then they’re going to say they had a bad year or a good year or a great year. That’s all they’ll remember. They’re not going to remember July or August. They’re going to remember what’s going on between today and the rest of the days.‘’
How did they respond?
A six-run fourth, and eight runs on the board by the seventh.
All that was missing for Guillen was a painted face and a horse … but considering other objects that have been in the Sox clubhouse this season … a horse wouldn’t be so far-fetched.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
photoshop plz
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Fiery man
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 19, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
you have hit the ball....
wisely
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Linebrink, I hope,
if he’s really healthy.
Back on the horse.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
They need Linebrink -
to be a very good team.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
If not to shore up a bullpen that currently consists of
Bobby Jenks, Matt Thorton, and a whole bucket of yuck.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 19, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Everyone in that bucket of yuck
gets a lot better setting up Thornton, Linebrink & Jenks.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
I think
we would be a very, very good team in the post season w/
1. Our 1 – 4 starters.
2. bucket of yuck + Thornton, Linebrink (pre ASB) & Jenks.
3. Current hitting.
4. Q!.
5. Better rundowns ; )
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
Dear Scott Linebrink,
Don’t suck, throw strikes, and return to dominant summer form in time for playoff push.
regards
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
done
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 19, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
hi, uh
dewayne? my name is kenny williams. im trying to be smart as of late so let me start this coversation off with 2.5 million over 3 years, and then you say yes, and then you play center field and we do well consistantly on offense. how does that sound?
how about 4 million?
done.
huh?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 19, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
he is a nice bench player...
are you Luke Stuckmeyer?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 19, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Does Cabrera have the new Iphone?
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
W - O - W.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
Goddamn, i was going to post that picture.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 19, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yaaaaa Se7en mothafuckas
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
that'll do scott, that'll do
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
damn, looking at the timestamps
no wonder it got so quiet towards the end of the game. everybody was googling their ‘7’ picture
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
i admit mine was ready and loaded by the 7th inning.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
:)
heh.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I took some time to find one for 8
but then had the 7 one queued up pretty early.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
you are proactive.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
well, there weren't any repeats of pics or theme. way to go everyone.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 19, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
almost were....but you see now, tsk, that is the reason for getting ahead in the image search....notice how vince just won there?
i instead have opted for the more unusual images these days. but still fear that another might beat me to it….
you’ll learn by 5, i’m sure.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I had that in the 7th inning also, but my intertubes got clogged right after we won :(
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 19, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
it was too good -someone else was sure to find it, i knew this.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Mentioned in the postgame show:
Up more games than we were at the same point in 2005.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
no diggity.
that season put decades onto this girl’s heart.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup
But I’m trying to remember if we had as important of as series coming up at this point then we had then
detroit.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
which, at the time, was not as important.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
other than to give us the clinch!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I remember the series against Detroit
And then Cleveland and we swept the Indians is a series that didn’t even matter at that point
also, go us for consolidating our thoughts and emotions into one handy, pocket-size gamethread.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
the magic number is dropping faster
than the stock of an investment bank with a balance sheet full of level three assets.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Sep 19, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions
too wordy. :)
which is saying a lot, coming from me.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Say goodbye to the playoffs, Gardy!
and say goodbye to THESE because this is the last time.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 19, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
nice AD remembrance....
and eww.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 19, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
A memorable, albeit rocky week
…the sox inch closer to the playoffs, and the death of the Reagan Revolution.
greg maddux just pitched his 5,000th inning
600 more than the next closest active pitcher, tom glavine. 3,200 more than buehrle.
brian anderson would've caught that...
he's kinda good.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
and kinda creepy
that whole peein on rookies thing always weirded me out
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
yeah, but he's no pud galvin.
still 1,000 away from catching him.
brian anderson would've caught that...
pretty sure you can catch pud galvin from a dead hooker
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
reminds me of a Dick Raditz story...
when he pitched for the Red Sox someone offered to pay him $100 if he threw fastball oranges at his naked ass in a hotel room. Raditz did the deed and got his money.
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