Game #138: White Sox (77-60) @ Indians (66-70)
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Lineup changes – Quentin out
By Mark Gonzales – 4:34 p.m.
CLEVELAND – White Sox left fielder Carlos Quentin was scratched from the starting lineup Tuesday night because of forearm soreness.
Ken Griffey Jr. also isn’t starting for the second consecutive game because of lower back stiffness.
Here is the revised Sox’s lineup:
Cabrera ss
Pierzynski c
Dye rf
Thome dh
Konerko 1b
Swisher lf
Ramirez 2b
Crede 3b
Owens cf
Danks p
Also, pitcher Mark Buehrle was excused to return to Chicago to attend to his wife, who is ill, manager Ozzie Guillen said. Buehrle isn’t scheduled to pitch until Friday against the Los Angeles Angels.
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
yes. it's like the sox have two leadoff hitters!!!
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice form on the bunt, too:
1. Bat not level with the ground so bunt is popped up. Check.
2. Thumb clearly wrapped around the bat so as to injure self. Check.
3. Stupid nerdy hoodie so he can’t hear the first base coach tell him “Take 2nd on the overthrow!” Check.
4. If there was a sound bubble, it’d say “MY GROIN!”. (OK, that was a stretch.)
The Owens spark begins…
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
1 post for the evening.
WAFJ.
.662 OPS for a year in the minors and he’s starting in CF during a pennant race.
No fucking respect.
Pitching, defense and health.
Let's put it this way....
Ozzie could have mixed and matched much more than he has given they have nothing ideal or any 1-2 clearly better than another.
And since I have been away for so long....
I must be in the mood to make a prediction: the Sox will sign either Randy Johnson or Pedro this offseason….no more than 2 years, max. Makes sense to me.
makes sense to you or makes sense to you that kenny might do it?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I think
this is a psychological thing for me to post this kind of stuff…somehow it relieves temporarily the stress of thinking about the here and now….and how I think it’s gonna end up with the Twins. I am daily spent with worry….I know…not healthy….sad, but true.
do those two have to be mutually exclusive?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
i didn't think they could be done separately.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
See, THIS is the wit I miss when everyone's in the doldrums pissing and moaning.
An eight ball AND get laid? My father never taught me what you guys are teaching me.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
he was probably too busy fucking and getting fucked up to teach you that.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
sounds to me like he was too busy fucking WU, but not sharing the goods
nothing like a little incest joke to get the blood flowing.
It’s great to be back.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
it took you an hour and a half to put that one together?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
More like a week and a half.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Damn preview option slowed me up
something you obviously would know nothing about, you OPOS
;)
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
I know the button,
and refuse to abide by it’s protestations.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I am serious about Pedro, though.
Kenny will be all over him. I think he could have a 1-2 year window of really good performance if he stays in one piece going into the offseason. I really think it makes sense with huge upside. I think we could get him at 2 for 10-12 mil.
We'll need a fifth starter.
And one with some swagger and status makes sense. He balances our rotation nicely.
flagged for the reference to swagger.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
And, for the inevitable 5-10 missed starts,
you can sprinkle in, or, “ease in,” the Richard’s and Egbert’s of the world. I do like what I’ve seen from Richard.
That's why they don't play the games. They just fantasize about them.
(Chip on shoulder begins to build.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Hello again all.
This weekend wasn’t a complete wash after all…
though yesterday looked pretty freaking ugly.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
A rare offering from the MIA Chiburb...this one's for WU and Bally, he says:
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
wow, she looked pretty good back then.
i would have let her play my organ!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
You say that as though it's a surprise...
whereas I am shocked you even had standards in the first place!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
they are 2 separate statements.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
what channel are we on tonight dudes
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
comcast
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
fucksticks
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
i don't get csn in fucking evansville
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
how are the girls at southern indiana?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
never seen that term before. had to look it up.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
if the explanation does not include ASBO
look that one up too.
brian anderson would've caught that...
it depends on what you're looking for
tons of hot chicks….but equal amounts of fat chicks
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
who the hell looks for fat chicks? they're everywhere.
but it seems like siu is a largely regional school. was wondering if the girls were southern belle-ish or just rural townies.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
how about just hot...cuz it's pretty much a gold mine dude
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
why, thank you.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
(gay joke)
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
different takes on that one by the announcers
hawk and dj saying wow, what a play.
stone and farmio wondering why he didn’t play it in front of him.
brian anderson would've caught that...
I guess they're both right
I don’t know if he would’ve had time to get set.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
hopefully!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
we shouldn't have to count runners on 2nd base as RISP for the sox.
it normally takes an extra-base hit to score them.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Danks saw Richard's leadoff walk to Peralta yesterday...
…and must’ve thought it was a smashing idea.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
ahh god damnit
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
this is getting very 2007 johnny danks-ish.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
oh hey!
Who’d of thunk it, but Alexei Ramirez was there for that trial.
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
You sure the world didn't end yesterday?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
i'm at work. so if it did, the afterlife is fucked.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
If we all wake up tomorrow
we survived!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
pitching and defense!!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i wish oney were here. :-(
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
(if i fall down right here, i don't have to do any running.)
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
agreed.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
if not being impressed by a fat chick in a bikini makes me a fag
i guess i don’t know what a good one is.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
See above (Nancy F.) for an example of a good one.
Still impressed by that 60 minutes later. Reminds me of those sultry cartoons supposedly from the 50s/60s.
Go Sox!
oh, you put it on here because of it's political nature?
yeah, that issue has been addressed here already.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
political posts not allowed.
ever since wiz left, it’s been like china here.
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
wiz didn't leave. he was silenced.
and if you know what’s good for you, you’ll watch what you say.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
here's a "good one"
it took me 10 seconds to find and it’s better than yours.
http://a285.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/34/l_36c7adcda948fe54ad0bf8c79a81cef4.jpg
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
And the hits keep coming
Why do I feel like I would have been better off watching Scrubs for the last hour?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
my bad. i thought the name of your blog was a dead giveaway.
i’ve never read it, you know.
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
it's like sox machine.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
which i've never read.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
(awkward silence)
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i think i read a review of your site one time.
not sure, though. that person would have been doing it because they were paid to do it.
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
yah well reading comprehension fails the best of us sometimes
cell…closet, both start with a c, i guess
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Shitty ass beer.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 2, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus christ. What a bunch of pussies to wilt in a playoff race.
Christ sake. Where is coach Knight when you need him
Kenwo4life=ratings
soon we will be winning
but right now they are losing.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 2, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
you are a sally?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Again....
Why don’t you all save yourselves a bunch of time and find another September hobby?
It’s over.
Owens' speed came in handy there.
That would’ve been a Griffey double, cut off at the track.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
i also love Uribe
at least he looks like he wants to play. get him in there. this slide started when homo crede was put in everyday
Kenwo4life=ratings
crede is contagious? brilliant.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
So you're telling me he's not cancer then?
but something transmittable?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Serious question....
Are HAWK AND DJ Uribe’s agents?
why is it again that people are surprised that danks is having trouble tonight?
does no one read my posts? anyone out there? hello?
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
you should start a website
and call it soxmachine2.com
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
That's catchy
Maybe give SoxMachinery a thought
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
how about betterthansoxmachine?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
that my friend
is a winner
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
brilliant. seriously. that's a good call. i'd like to sell you some land in louisiana.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
your poor students.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks for that statement ssh
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
say what?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Danks has to realize falling behind 2-0 isn't a good idea.
Nice play by Swisher.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
I don't think "head" is the issue....
but funny how a couple of weeks ago MB intimated that Danks was built better for a pennant race than Floyd.
Acutally Gavin is not only better than John Mr. Buehrle, but he’s better than your sorry ass.
thanks, i was on the phone for a mo'
so i didn’t know which cancereous growth we were talking about
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
this sucks royal ass
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
This Pink Sox team is gold Jerry! Gold!
Hey Ozzie, why not start BA once in awhile. Hope the twins run off ten in a row. Put the hitless wonders away for good!
come on larry....your team and mine
are pissing away a playoff opportunity because they are fucking sally’s
Kenwo4life=ratings
don't insult yourself. you certainly aren't a surrogate of ssh.
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
it looks like we have a compromise
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I lied.
Ozzie Guillen should be fired for starting Jerry Owens in this game.
Pitching, defense and health.
you're banned
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
it's a shame, too, because that guy should kill himself.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
finally sharing from your personal stash?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Boy, this wasn't telegraphed much.
Mrs. Praguian larry = 13 years old. Book it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Thats just creepy.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 2, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
the jackass and the assclown both eschew new material.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
ur funny toonders...giggles uncontrollably
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
pretty good. was dusting off all of my little league trophies the other day and thought about how much i look up to you.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
if anyone wonders why the illinois education system is so fucked up, the jackass is an exhibit.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
assclown.
judging by your reading comprehension, you’re a graduate.
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
how's that, lare?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
i believe you've just become the example of the poor IL education system.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i'm calling bullshit on this one.
but i like your backpeddling.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
The illinois education system is in fine hands.
I am not only everyones favorite little league legend….I am also their favorite teacher
Kenwo4life=ratings
if someone is keeping track of hits with RISP that don't score runs, i gotta think we're at the top.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
how can he be the gentleman masher and wear shoes that could potentially result in bloodying an opponent?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
that was his arm.
a lot of people mistake his arm for a bat.
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
I am the President, and I am a member.
Signed,
colin
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
how great was that? herm must have found that hilarious.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i think you mean either
“god, we suck.”
or
“nice time to go into a funk, assholes”
brian anderson would've caught that...
fatty!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
And Jerry is up just in time to kill the rally.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
and they're not playing matchup against him. make him pay jer!
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
Have they put on the Owens shift?
Wehere the OFs all play in the infield?
by hitlesswonder on Sep 2, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
could che have scored? gameday doesn't tell me these things
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Nope
He just made it back into the bag safely at third after the throw was cut off.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
He's got that foul ball over the third-base dugout swing working.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
wow that was unbelievably weak.
Toonder just had flashbacks to his playing career
Kenwo4life=ratings
me too me too
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Blame not him, but rather the manager that played him.
by hitlesswonder on Sep 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Owens has pictures of Ozzie and KW
with farm animals…it’s the only explanation.
And at least they had a contact hitter with wheels at the plate
and not one of those all-or-nothing guys
by hitlesswonder on Sep 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
ok, phil rogers, enough with the pseudonym.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
You mean to tell me
Quentin or Griffey couldn’t muster up for that AB? Pinch hit and take em out for god sake
Kenwo4life=ratings
remember the vaginitis that's spreading in the clubhouse?
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
what is that?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I thought it was contained to this site.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I love bar mitzvahs.
You’re 13! Here’s a stripper!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i honestly thought i was the only one on this site who liked titties!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
dude we've been over this before!
it’s only like me and you
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
STFU
There are at least 3 of us.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
ok you mm and me
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Hey, it's a small town.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
flagged....
keep pix of juan’s sister off this site
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Star Jones has let herself go
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Jim, I'm beginning to think you are one big flag.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
who's ready for a rally thread?
here it is, bitches!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
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