Game #138: Gamethread #2
by The Cheat on Sep 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT
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PrintRemember when some people thought Jerry Owens was the answer to the Sox offensive struggles?
Headed to the 7th, Sox down 1.
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so how many of you tried to click on my bolded fake thread?
i know i got somebody. who was it?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
you cannot get me! you have trained me well...
and helped me see the vast potential of all my beauties
and i go back to that quote a lot
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
I have to admit - you are a douchebag.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i hope despair.com has you on the payroll.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
uh, you're welcome.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
at least that guy is bringing something to the table.
more than can be said about a lot of guys.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Anyone else thinks larry knows ass because it takes one...?
You have some fine pics, sir.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
don't call me a dbag
ya assbag
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Hit the "up" button on my post, furbs
then apologize.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
piss off
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
they don't look legal, larry.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
computer generated. problem solved.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
only daley can tell him to bunt
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 2, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
come on aj
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
me and the maker of that message have the same taste in asses.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
That is some fine onion
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
aj made an out.
does that happen often? i would think so but the response here confuses me.
regards
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
I wasgoing to ask - was Thomer booed tonight?
Or do they even care?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
we want some quite severe damage ya fuck
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
i was referring to thome
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
you ask for an apology, you get called a fuck. these kids....
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I was 19 once. I could read directions, though.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
i hit the wrong reply button damnit
i was talking about thome when i said ya fuck not you dude
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
This shocks me.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i wuv u WU....you taught me to look up to kenwo
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
I just pointed you to where you were already going
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i'm eternally grateful
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Where the hell is Q!?
What did I miss over the weekend?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
sore hand/forearm
scratched at the last minute
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Q in pain - forearm - is human, not machine.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Was he hit again?
Or just being mortal-ish?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Merely mortal-ish, I believe.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Phew.
Cuz I have a message for the next dildo who hits Q!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
The more I listen to Hawk,
the more I realize he must’ve been one of the worst gm’s in the history of baseball
Nobody is worried more than Boonie
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
wow, he just stuck his leg into that one.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Not that it will make a big difference in the outcome of this game
but Carrasco probably should’ve stayed in the dugout for this inning
Did Hawk complain about the call
Without acknowledging the Alexei HBP?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Like the Nestea plunge.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
No,
but he did say ‘you don’t see a GM turn around their bullpen in one offseason the way kenny williams did this offseason’’
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 2, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
It's OK - he can K in a pinch.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
somebody do an atmosphere check, stat!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
He wasn't throwing anyone out with that noodle, anyway.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
One save in 4 attempts
Good thing Dotel’s not in a save situation.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
dotel's k/9 this season is sick!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Paulie nowhere near 1st.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Whatever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, the evening TV?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
The fallout shelter?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
So far, so good.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Bee my valentine.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus christ Ozzie
the Lefty Lefty matchup doesn’t work when you are bringing in Boone F’ing Logan
Kenwo4life=ratings
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
best part is
the sandals holding up the extension cord
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
Boonie's ass tightens like a vise.
Ther’s a needle/tractor joke in here somewhere.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
help!?!?!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
good lord
This is why Guillen gets me pissed. Everyone knows he isn’t going to get a fucking out. Why does he put this jagoff in?
Kenwo4life=ratings
Shoulda just left octavio in.
Guillen manages pitching like Uribe manages his weight.
Kenwo4life=ratings
- Joe Crede left the game with – gulp – tightness in his lower back. He is day-to-day … Which means see ya in a few weeks Joe. about a minute ago
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
Time again for Uribe magic!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Logan is such a POS
why is he on the team? big dumb bastard should go back to selling guns at Sportmart
I blame your new sig.
You were in line, then…
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Sure - I know you whipped up these hurricanes
with your devilish ways.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
who cares.
the season just ended with the bases loaded walk.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
and that is it for me....good night everybody!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
yeaah
thats not right.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
it would be ok if tiffani thiessen was still in it
but since she isn’t…..terrible
Kenwo4life=ratings
no
it wouldnt
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
Sorry this is late, but this is the post of the night.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
be a real man and dump your old fantasy for someone younger.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
she's 35. o-l-d.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
The Palin chick is pregnant -
otherwise, the age thing worked.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
flagged.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm talkin' 'bout Kenwo!
(Shut yo’ mouth.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
C'mon, Blue Jays.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
welcome to 2006 everybody
glad you could make it
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
holy fuck
This is why you sent this jagoff down dont you remember? What in the fuck is wrong with Guillen? Seriously? Are you fucking dumb?
Kenwo4life=ratings
later dudes...
i’m going to jump off my residence hall….
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
furby
you have to drop out of college.
you left town and it all went to hell
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
i'm so sorry i'll go back to the region and go to some closer school
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Now
this doesn’t look like the Boone I just saw pitching for Charlotte.
No, wait. He allowed 9 baserunners in 2 innings there too.
If not for KW and Ozzie in 2006, Boone would have topped out as a LOOGY in Birmingham and would be happy to be there.
Seriously...
Who in the fuck replaces Octavio Dotel with Boone fucking Logan? Awful managing there.
Ozzie’s lefty / lefty obsession — even for a garbage lefty — puts the game out of reach.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
How could anyone defend that move?
Boone Logan is trash. Ozzie just replaced his third best reliever with one of his worst relievers just because he throws with his left hand.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Larry you are retarded
Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"
i love his sig line. not "whoever i know won't call me...," but "whatever"
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
So the Indians are in line for a sweep of the Sox...
Pissed off yet, winningugly?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Not random...
winningugly said he would be pissed if the Sox didn’t take care of the Indians.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Last time I looked, we look to end up the evening in 1st place.
More concerned about Danks than anything re: tonight. Injuns are hot – we’re not. Dotel looked good, as did Tabasco.
So, no, not pissed at the Sox, just at folks who lurk looking for reasons to get negative.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I'll be pissed if we are swept out of Cleveland.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Yes. I reserve the right to change my mind.
Love,
John Kerry
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
3-3 against your North Side boys.
Play .500 against the good teams, beat up the weaklings. Has that strategy ever changed? Red Sox at home are not a bad team, I believe.
Now if we get torched by the Indians, then I’ll be pissed.
by winningugly on Aug 30, 2008 9:30 PM CDT
Too late. Sox got torched.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
No shit, Sherlock
I got it. Enjoy.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Being apathetic doesn't do shit either so get some new material.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Not homicidal =/apathetic
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
...unsatisfied and feverish, the online bully finds his way to the obvious victim: the way-better-looking dude.......
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Heard, however this isin't Ozzie this is lack of performance. At times as a manager you have to look for an "excelling" performance. Someone to step up.
Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"
he heard you don't call the next day.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
There's a reason Logan got sent down...
because he sucked. But let’s use him in a key situation in the middle of a division race.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
this is the most devistating pitching performance of the season
Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"
Your spelling is also devastating.
regards
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
"he's" I think you mean
Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"
So the Sox get a leadoff walk
and they leave him right there. Cleveland gets one and bats around. Baseball makes me laugh
Pierzynski's AB was laughable...
Cabrera draws a walk so Pierzynski immediately hacks at the first pitch he sees which is high crap.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Yeah AJ never swings at the first pitch
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 2, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
It was a stupid decision to swing at the first pitch...
Try to work the count a bit after seeing Cabrera draw a leadoff walk right before you. It’s not like the pitch he swung at was even close to being a strike.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Or figure the pitcher is going to give it his best shot to throw a strike
and be ready. You say “tomato”…
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Because of Boone?
Yeah, that doesn’t make much sense.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
so you're agreeing with me that double stuff is better than double delight oreos?
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
I like the cinnamon raisin instant oatmeal best.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
derek jeter?
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
Heard - to not much sense. Ozzie and KW are fine. they expect performance out of their players, not for someone to go out, grab a ball, and throw balls. Logan is done.
Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"
back to back Ks for BJ Ryan
2 down
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
game
worst case scenario = 1st place
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
only problem is the Twins won't lose when we get our butts kicked by toronto next week
Kenwo4life=ratings
Welcome, Nostradamous
Bold prediction, there.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
They swept us earlier this year
I don’t know from “always”.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i am pretty sure they have great success against us.
at least in toronto they do….but still i am not very confident.
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This is like a bad dream.....Logan, MacDougal...if they got Dewon Day in the pen
I may become a Cubs fan
Kenwo4life=ratings
i thought you were a Cubs fan
huh
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
i gotta be atleast a 5:1 favorite
right?
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
You saw e-gus. Can he take Kenwo? Huh? Can he, larry?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Based on their reactions here
I’m guessing gus has a much higher pain threshold.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
kenwo has the reach advantage, however.
but his bad shoulder may negate that.
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
but im 1-0
since blog night!
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
you're younger.
we’ll need to hype it for a few days, of course. call ken a chubby chaser or something and let’s get it on.
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
ok
lets set it up.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
Fight club!!!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
You will have to knock Lou's dick out of SSH's ass to stand in line, bro.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
The Cubs are coasting to the playoffs...
The Sox are inevitably going to choke this season away. Not much I can rip on about the Cubs.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
The 6-spot they just coughed up proved it -
they are coasting.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
they'll flip the switch once the weather turns cold.
after all, they always do.
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
Making the playoffs is better than choking another division away to the Twins.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
when is it that the twins are going to "torch" the sox again? i keep hearing about this. and i keep seeing two midgets with one always coming up short.
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
They have an easier schedule than the Sox...
and they get another chance to destroy the Sox at the Twinkiedome in the last week of the season. Right after that series, the Sox will probably face Cliff Lee one more time in the last series of the season.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
And I forgot to mention...
The Twins have five healthy starters.
Meanwhile, the Sox best pitcher’s arm is dead and they also have a AAA pitcher in their rotation.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
They don't even really have to try and I doubt they are...
Their lead is too big. Even if they lose the division to the Brewers (which they won’t), they will still get the Wild Card.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Hawk and DJ slobbing MacDougal's knob
yet he still walks the hitter. whats the difference? this time he got one strike
Kenwo4life=ratings
nice inning by Larry
Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"
Not bad for a AAA guy.
Test night for Charlotte guys:
The Arsonist: Pass
Ernest T. Bass: Epic Fail.
J-Ow: BLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Meiklejohn?
did i miss something?
well i miss lots of things, did I miss something about a Mieklejohn?
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
I'm gettin' the kilt rrrrrrrrright nee.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
his folks named him that
and his hair instantly turned red
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
Done, and done!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
its like aj but he hustles
Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"
im almost afraid to ask, BUT...
how many of these do you have?
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
How many do you want?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
9th inning in a game in september in a pennant race
is clutch.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Sure is great to remember '07 - it's almost like Podstad is still here.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
aj has an off day tomorrow. gotta get back to the hotel fast for the drinking.
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
Tomorrow is a must win
On Friday, we face the unhittable Jared Weaver.
by southsideirish71 on Sep 2, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions
do they deserve to be tied for 1st?
i think the Twins are toying with us so they can finish the Sox off in the dome.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
4 games left with these guys?
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
True.
But fuck the cubs
Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"
whats up with the darth vader pic on the sox schedule?
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=cws
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
9/16
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
that's a tuesday. i'm guessing some sort of star wars dvd or game comes out that day.
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
Not an "evil empire" reference?
(Though I have no idea why they’d pick that day out of the 4. So I’ll give it to you. But what’s the tie-in for the Sox?)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
what comes out is larry
Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"
articles
Definitions of article on the Web:
nonfictional prose forming an independent part of a publication
one of a class of artifacts; “an article of clothing”
a separate section of a legal document (as a statute or contract or will)
bind by a contract; especially for a training period
(grammar) a determiner that may indicate the specificity of reference of a noun phrase
Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"
you have difficulty with articles, as well?
you must be east asian.
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...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
they did it for indiana jones. i'm guessing some sort of mlb sponsorship by that lucas guy.
September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens
i wonder
why they are saving the force for the second game of the set?
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
wow
a lot of animosity on this board lately.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 2, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions
Sox losing =
Anger
Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"
I can't wait for the Angels series...
The excuses will be in full force.
The Red Sox are tough at Fenway…
The Indians have been hot lately…
The Angels are the best team in the A.L. and near unbeatable…
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Don't you ever just SHUT THE FUCK UP?
You are worse than a woman with all your endless whiny bullshit.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
he's been down the exxcuse road before...
the mailman cares about my needs…
the dry cleaner buys me jewelry…
your brother has a bigger package…
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
After tomorrow's game, the Sox will face the following pitchers in the next two series...
Jared Weaver
John Lackey
Joe Saunders
A.J. Burnett
Roy Halladay
Looks promising since the Sox have shown that they can hit good pitchers.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
worst offense ever...
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
12 runs in their last 6 games...
Not gonna get it done. But I guess I should expect the offense to break out when they face the pitchers above?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
just expect that an offense that ranks that high in scoring runs will score some again.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't see it happening against those pitchers...
but they will probably keep up their ranking by putting up a ton of runs tomorrow against a crappy pitcher in Jeremy Sowers.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
a first place team with a top 10 run scoring offense in baseball whose pitching staff hasn't exactly been lights out
for quite awhile and only scores runs off of shitty pitchers? that has got to be a first, especially when you consider the fact, as you remind us ad nauseum, that they also don’t score any runs off of the shittiest pitchers.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
So you think they will score a lot of runs against those pitchers above?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
welcome, monsignor.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
are you really that dense to not see how one thing does not follow from the other?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
You say that the Sox can hit good pitchers...
Well, they face a bunch of good pitchers in the next two series.
We shall see what happens.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
no. i didn't say anything.
i implied that you were full of shit for yet again making one of your absolute assertions without presenting any facts other than who the sox were facing, and that coupled with your other bald assertions, like that the sox also can’t score runs off of shitty pitchers, that it’s pretty amazing how well they’ve done.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I'm going to start using a mental ignore button.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 2, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
after all i've done for you?!?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep, you're clearly the target of my ignor...ation.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 2, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
you were caught on the crossfire of childhood and stardom,
blown on the steel breeze.
Come on you target for faraway laughter,
come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!
brian anderson would've caught that...
(Inhales deeply from hukka. Coughs. Smiles.)
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
So does Ozzie get a free pass for tonight's game?
Starting AAA Jerry Owens and using Boone Logan in a key situation while in a division race?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
You just don't understand the game like Ozzie does
How is he going to evaluate what he has if he doesn’t utilize it. Just because Boone isn’t man enough, and JO is the second coming of Babe Ruth (less the power, the hitting, the throwing ability, and the weight), how can you question what Oz decides. He lives this game – plays it the right way, knows it in its most intimate fashion, this is a man that know more about the game in in his little finger than you have in you entire body! The race is meaningless if he doesn’t know who he can rely upon in key moments of the game. He already knew the Twins would lose their game – one game difference when there is so much season left is irrelevant when it comes to knowing the depth of the resources afforded to him by Kenny. Metrics are of no value – its knowledge, instinct, the uncanny ability to make that deciding decision based on his decades of playing influence. (Either that or it was just a bonehead move)
but he's a capt'n, or is that crap'n
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