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Game #138: Gamethread #2

Remember when some people thought Jerry Owens was the answer to the Sox offensive struggles?

Headed to the 7th, Sox down 1.

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Double rally thread?

Jays just took the lead, Sox turn

by El Duque's Raft on Sep 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so how many of you tried to click on my bolded fake thread?

i know i got somebody. who was it?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you cannot get me! you have trained me well...

and helped me see the vast potential of all my beauties

and i go back to that quote a lot

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 2, 2008 8:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have to admit - you are a douchebag.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i hope despair.com has you on the payroll.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 2, 2008 8:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uh, you're welcome.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 2, 2008 8:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great skit

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

at least that guy is bringing something to the table.

more than can be said about a lot of guys.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 2, 2008 8:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anyone else thinks larry knows ass because it takes one...?

You have some fine pics, sir.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don't call me a dbag

ya assbag

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 2, 2008 8:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hit the "up" button on my post, furbs

then apologize.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

piss off

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 2, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they don't look legal, larry.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 2, 2008 8:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

computer generated. problem solved.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 8:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

only daley can tell him to bunt

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 2, 2008 8:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

come on aj

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 2, 2008 8:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

me and the maker of that message have the same taste in asses.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 2, 2008 8:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That is some fine onion

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that was real, real bad.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 2, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don't distract jermaine, ocab.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 2, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

aj made an out.

does that happen often? i would think so but the response here confuses me.

regards

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 2, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wasgoing to ask - was Thomer booed tonight?

Or do they even care?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we want some quite severe damage ya fuck

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 2, 2008 8:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i was referring to thome

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 2, 2008 8:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was 19 once. I could read directions, though.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 8:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i hit the wrong reply button damnit

i was talking about thome when i said ya fuck not you dude

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 2, 2008 8:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This shocks me.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i wuv u WU....you taught me to look up to kenwo

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 2, 2008 8:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just pointed you to where you were already going

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm eternally grateful

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 2, 2008 8:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where the hell is Q!?

What did I miss over the weekend?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sore hand/forearm

scratched at the last minute

by jeeves on Sep 2, 2008 8:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q in pain - forearm - is human, not machine.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Was he hit again?

Or just being mortal-ish?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2008 8:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Merely mortal-ish, I believe.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Phew.

Cuz I have a message for the next dildo who hits Q!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2008 8:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The more I listen to Hawk,

the more I realize he must’ve been one of the worst gm’s in the history of baseball

by El Duque's Raft on Sep 2, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, that's payback

Considering he stepped into it.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 2, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That he did.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nobody is worried more than Boonie

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow, he just stuck his leg into that one.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 2, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh fuck

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 2, 2008 8:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Spicy tabasco action!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Sep 2, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not that it will make a big difference in the outcome of this game

but Carrasco probably should’ve stayed in the dugout for this inning

by El Duque's Raft on Sep 2, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did Hawk complain about the call

Without acknowledging the Alexei HBP?

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 2, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No

It was “a good play by Gutierrez to get himself out of hole.”

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 2, 2008 8:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Like the Nestea plunge.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No,

but he did say ‘you don’t see a GM turn around their bullpen in one offseason the way kenny williams did this offseason’’

by El Duque's Raft on Sep 2, 2008 8:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dammit

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's OK - he can K in a pinch.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

somebody do an atmosphere check, stat!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 2, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One save in 4 attempts

Good thing Dotel’s not in a save situation.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dotel's k/9 this season is sick!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 2, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whatever happened to a 3-6-3

instead of the less effective 3-6-1

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Paulie nowhere near 1st.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whatever happened to predictability?

The milkman, the paperboy, the evening TV?

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 2, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The fallout shelter?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did you check out the bob saget roast?

talk about quality programming

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So far, so good.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe Q

can pull off some kinda Kirk Gibson ish?

by Option27 on Sep 2, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good PA by Shoppach.

Wedge: I choo-choo-choose you!

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 2, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 2, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bee my valentine.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2008 9:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jesus christ Ozzie

the Lefty Lefty matchup doesn’t work when you are bringing in Boone F’ing Logan

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

best part is

the sandals holding up the extension cord

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Sep 2, 2008 10:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 10:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Boonie's ass tightens like a vise.

Ther’s a needle/tractor joke in here somewhere.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 2, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

help!?!?!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 2, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Arghhh

Just see what happens if you throw a strike!

by Option27 on Sep 2, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he doesn't feel like it.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 2, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good lord

This is why Guillen gets me pissed. Everyone knows he isn’t going to get a fucking out. Why does he put this jagoff in?

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shoulda just left octavio in.

Guillen manages pitching like Uribe manages his weight.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

  1. Joe Crede left the game with – gulp – tightness in his lower back. He is day-to-day … Which means see ya in a few weeks Joe. about a minute ago

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Time again for Uribe magic!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2008 9:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Logan is such a POS

why is he on the team? big dumb bastard should go back to selling guns at Sportmart

by RoyEgan on Sep 2, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm not an associate editor.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I blame your new sig.

You were in line, then…

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DailyKos?

;)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sure - I know you whipped up these hurricanes

with your devilish ways.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who cares.

the season just ended with the bases loaded walk.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and that is it for me....good night everybody!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 2, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCKING A!

Go Toronto!

90210 starts soon anyways.

FUCK THIS

by Option27 on Sep 2, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

90210 starts soon anyways.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeaah

thats not right.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it would be ok if tiffani thiessen was still in it

but since she isn’t…..terrible

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 8:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

it wouldnt

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 8:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry this is late, but this is the post of the night.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shes not that old

shes got a good 3-5 years left

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 8:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Palin chick is pregnant -

otherwise, the age thing worked.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

flagged.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm talkin' 'bout Kenwo!

(Shut yo’ mouth.)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Everyone here used to watch it

If they say they haven’t, they’re lying

by Option27 on Sep 2, 2008 8:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

keep telling yourself that.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL. LOL.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i didnt

and im not lying.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon, Blue Jays.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

welcome to 2006 everybody

glad you could make it

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

holy fuck

This is why you sent this jagoff down dont you remember? What in the fuck is wrong with Guillen? Seriously? Are you fucking dumb?

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

later dudes...

i’m going to jump off my residence hall….

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

furby

you have to drop out of college.

you left town and it all went to hell

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm so sorry i'll go back to the region and go to some closer school

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now

this doesn’t look like the Boone I just saw pitching for Charlotte.

No, wait. He allowed 9 baserunners in 2 innings there too.

If not for KW and Ozzie in 2006, Boone would have topped out as a LOOGY in Birmingham and would be happy to be there.

by Bull Pain on Sep 2, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sage advice.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seriously...

Who in the fuck replaces Octavio Dotel with Boone fucking Logan? Awful managing there.

Ozzie’s lefty / lefty obsession — even for a garbage lefty — puts the game out of reach.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 8:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How could anyone defend that move?

Boone Logan is trash. Ozzie just replaced his third best reliever with one of his worst relievers just because he throws with his left hand.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 8:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Larry you are retarded

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

however, i've got the reply button down pat.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ba-ZING.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So the Indians are in line for a sweep of the Sox...

Pissed off yet, winningugly?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 8:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ah, random replies. we missed you, buddy.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not random...

winningugly said he would be pissed if the Sox didn’t take care of the Indians.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 8:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ba-ZING.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Last time I looked, we look to end up the evening in 1st place.

More concerned about Danks than anything re: tonight. Injuns are hot – we’re not. Dotel looked good, as did Tabasco.

So, no, not pissed at the Sox, just at folks who lurk looking for reasons to get negative.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

flip-flopper.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll be pissed if we are swept out of Cleveland.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you were against it before you were for it.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes. I reserve the right to change my mind.

Love,

John Kerry

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Link:

3-3 against your North Side boys.

Play .500 against the good teams, beat up the weaklings. Has that strategy ever changed? Red Sox at home are not a bad team, I believe.

Now if we get torched by the Indians, then I’ll be pissed.

by winningugly on Aug 30, 2008 9:30 PM CDT

Too late. Sox got torched.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 8:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No shit, Sherlock

I got it. Enjoy.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he heard you don't call the next day.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whatever

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by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There's a reason Logan got sent down...

because he sucked. But let’s use him in a key situation in the middle of a division race.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 2, 2008 11:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is the most devistating pitching performance of the season

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Your spelling is also devastating.

regards

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2008 10:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"he's" I think you mean

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So the Sox get a leadoff walk

and they leave him right there. Cleveland gets one and bats around. Baseball makes me laugh

by El Duque's Raft on Sep 2, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pierzynski's AB was laughable...

Cabrera draws a walk so Pierzynski immediately hacks at the first pitch he sees which is high crap.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 8:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was a stupid decision to swing at the first pitch...

Try to work the count a bit after seeing Cabrera draw a leadoff walk right before you. It’s not like the pitch he swung at was even close to being a strike.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 8:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or figure the pitcher is going to give it his best shot to throw a strike

and be ready. You say “tomato”…

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i say ozzie and kenny are fucking morons.

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by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because of Boone?

Yeah, that doesn’t make much sense.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like the cinnamon raisin instant oatmeal best.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck oreo's

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 9:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

racist

flagged.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go watch soccer

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 9:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nomination for worst reply ever.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

derek jeter?

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

back to back Ks for BJ Ryan

2 down

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

game

worst case scenario = 1st place

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

unamerican.

flagged.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Welcome, Nostradamous

Bold prediction, there.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They swept us earlier this year

I don’t know from “always”.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i am pretty sure they have great success against us.

at least in toronto they do….but still i am not very confident.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 9:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i thought you were a Cubs fan

huh

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is a fight i would like to see.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i gotta be atleast a 5:1 favorite

right?

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm a lover not a fighter

but i’m also a fighter so don’t get any ideas

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 9:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You saw e-gus. Can he take Kenwo? Huh? Can he, larry?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Based on their reactions here

I’m guessing gus has a much higher pain threshold.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 2, 2008 9:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kenwo has the reach advantage, however.

but his bad shoulder may negate that.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but im 1-0

since blog night!

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you're younger.

we’ll need to hype it for a few days, of course. call ken a chubby chaser or something and let’s get it on.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok

lets set it up.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fight club!!!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You will have to knock Lou's dick out of SSH's ass to stand in line, bro.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Cubs are coasting to the playoffs...

The Sox are inevitably going to choke this season away. Not much I can rip on about the Cubs.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 9:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cubs? coasting? ...

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The 6-spot they just coughed up proved it -

they are coasting.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they'll flip the switch once the weather turns cold.

after all, they always do.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They have an easier schedule than the Sox...

and they get another chance to destroy the Sox at the Twinkiedome in the last week of the season. Right after that series, the Sox will probably face Cliff Lee one more time in the last series of the season.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 10:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And I forgot to mention...

The Twins have five healthy starters.

Meanwhile, the Sox best pitcher’s arm is dead and they also have a AAA pitcher in their rotation.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 10:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

remember when you were young

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 2, 2008 9:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

By the way, the Cubs just tied it up.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 9:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They don't even really have to try and I doubt they are...

Their lead is too big. Even if they lose the division to the Brewers (which they won’t), they will still get the Wild Card.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 9:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do it, whore

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 9:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hawk and DJ slobbing MacDougal's knob

yet he still walks the hitter. whats the difference? this time he got one strike

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice inning by Larry

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 9:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not bad for a AAA guy.

Test night for Charlotte guys:

The Arsonist: Pass
Ernest T. Bass: Epic Fail.
J-Ow: BLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Meiklejohn?

did i miss something?

well i miss lots of things, did I miss something about a Mieklejohn?

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm gettin' the kilt rrrrrrrrright nee.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

his folks named him that

and his hair instantly turned red

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Done, and done!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

clutch grounder to second there.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

its like aj but he hustles

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 9:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 2, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

im almost afraid to ask, BUT...

how many of these do you have?

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

psst. jerry is his brother.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs