Game #138: Gamethread #2

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

and that is it for me....good night everybody!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 2, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

FUCKING A!

Go Toronto!

90210 starts soon anyways.

FUCK THIS

by Option27 on Sep 2, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

90210 starts soon anyways.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeaah

thats not right.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it would be ok if tiffani thiessen was still in it

but since she isn’t…..terrible

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

no

it wouldnt

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well at least then you could whack off to her

and try to forget this loss

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sorry this is late, but this is the post of the night.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

be a real man and dump your old fantasy for someone younger.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

shes not that old

shes got a good 3-5 years left

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

she's 35. o-l-d.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

She may be old but she purrrrrrs like a jaguar behbeh

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Palin chick is pregnant -

otherwise, the age thing worked.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

flagged.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm talkin' 'bout Kenwo!

(Shut yo’ mouth.)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Everyone here used to watch it

If they say they haven’t, they’re lying

by Option27 on Sep 2, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

keep telling yourself that.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL. LOL.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i didnt

and im not lying.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

C'mon, Blue Jays.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

welcome to 2006 everybody

glad you could make it

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Except there aren't two other teams in the division on pace for 96 wins

by El Duque's Raft on Sep 2, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

holy fuck

This is why you sent this jagoff down dont you remember? What in the fuck is wrong with Guillen? Seriously? Are you fucking dumb?

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

later dudes...

i’m going to jump off my residence hall….

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

furby

you have to drop out of college.

you left town and it all went to hell

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i'm so sorry i'll go back to the region and go to some closer school

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Now

this doesn’t look like the Boone I just saw pitching for Charlotte.

No, wait. He allowed 9 baserunners in 2 innings there too.

If not for KW and Ozzie in 2006, Boone would have topped out as a LOOGY in Birmingham and would be happy to be there.

by Bull Pain on Sep 2, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Sage advice.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Seriously...

Who in the fuck replaces Octavio Dotel with Boone fucking Logan? Awful managing there.

Ozzie’s lefty / lefty obsession — even for a garbage lefty — puts the game out of reach.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

How could anyone defend that move?

Boone Logan is trash. Ozzie just replaced his third best reliever with one of his worst relievers just because he throws with his left hand.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Larry you are retarded

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

however, i've got the reply button down pat.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i love his sig line. not "whoever i know won't call me...," but "whatever"

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ba-ZING.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

So the Indians are in line for a sweep of the Sox...

Pissed off yet, winningugly?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ah, random replies. we missed you, buddy.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not random...

winningugly said he would be pissed if the Sox didn’t take care of the Indians.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ba-ZING.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Last time I looked, we look to end up the evening in 1st place.

More concerned about Danks than anything re: tonight. Injuns are hot – we’re not. Dotel looked good, as did Tabasco.

So, no, not pissed at the Sox, just at folks who lurk looking for reasons to get negative.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Stop making sense.

by expatnyc on Sep 2, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

flip-flopper.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll be pissed if we are swept out of Cleveland.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you were against it before you were for it.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes. I reserve the right to change my mind.

Love,

John Kerry

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Link:

3-3 against your North Side boys.

Play .500 against the good teams, beat up the weaklings. Has that strategy ever changed? Red Sox at home are not a bad team, I believe.

Now if we get torched by the Indians, then I’ll be pissed.

by winningugly on Aug 30, 2008 9:30 PM CDT

Too late. Sox got torched.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

No shit, Sherlock

I got it. Enjoy.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

grr. angry. play better. etc.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 2, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Being apathetic doesn't do shit either so get some new material.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not homicidal =/apathetic

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

solid use of "turning the tables", ssh.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

why don't you

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 2, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

your mom.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

grr. angry. need my feelings validated. etc.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 2, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Go hug some more statues.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

...unsatisfied and feverish, the online bully finds his way to the obvious victim: the way-better-looking dude.......

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Heard, however this isin't Ozzie this is lack of performance. At times as a manager you have to look for an "excelling" performance. Someone to step up.

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and you're replying to me with this why again?

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he heard you don't call the next day.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

whatever

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

There's a reason Logan got sent down...

because he sucked. But let’s use him in a key situation in the middle of a division race.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 2, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

7-5 Jays.

by expatnyc on Sep 2, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yep, back to praying that the Twins lose every game.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

this is the most devistating pitching performance of the season

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Your spelling is also devastating.

regards

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm going to have to email ozzie and tell him his an ass

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"he's" I think you mean

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

So the Sox get a leadoff walk

and they leave him right there. Cleveland gets one and bats around. Baseball makes me laugh

by El Duque's Raft on Sep 2, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Pierzynski's AB was laughable...

Cabrera draws a walk so Pierzynski immediately hacks at the first pitch he sees which is high crap.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah AJ never swings at the first pitch

by El Duque's Raft on Sep 2, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It was a stupid decision to swing at the first pitch...

Try to work the count a bit after seeing Cabrera draw a leadoff walk right before you. It’s not like the pitch he swung at was even close to being a strike.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Or figure the pitcher is going to give it his best shot to throw a strike

and be ready. You say “tomato”…

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i say ozzie and kenny are fucking morons.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Because of Boone?

Yeah, that doesn’t make much sense.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

so you're agreeing with me that double stuff is better than double delight oreos?

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like the cinnamon raisin instant oatmeal best.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fuck oreo's

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

racist

flagged.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Go watch soccer

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nomination for worst reply ever.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

derek jeter?

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Heard - to not much sense. Ozzie and KW are fine. they expect performance out of their players, not for someone to go out, grab a ball, and throw balls. Logan is done.

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ok, kush time. later

by RoyEgan on Sep 2, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

back to back Ks for BJ Ryan

2 down

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

game

worst case scenario = 1st place

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

only problem is the Twins won't lose when we get our butts kicked by toronto next week

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

unamerican.

flagged.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Welcome, Nostradamous

Bold prediction, there.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you don't think we are going to lose to toronto?

they always beat us

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

They swept us earlier this year

I don’t know from “always”.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i am pretty sure they have great success against us.

at least in toronto they do….but still i am not very confident.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is like a bad dream.....Logan, MacDougal...if they got Dewon Day in the pen

I may become a Cubs fan

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i thought you were a Cubs fan

huh

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and I thought you like touching little boys

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

this is a fight i would like to see.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i gotta be atleast a 5:1 favorite

right?

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wrong

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm a lover not a fighter

but i’m also a fighter so don’t get any ideas

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You saw e-gus. Can he take Kenwo? Huh? Can he, larry?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

fairly even fight. which is why i'd want to see it.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Based on their reactions here

I’m guessing gus has a much higher pain threshold.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 2, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

kenwo has the reach advantage, however.

but his bad shoulder may negate that.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

but im 1-0

since blog night!

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you're younger.

we’ll need to hype it for a few days, of course. call ken a chubby chaser or something and let’s get it on.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ok

lets set it up.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fight club!!!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

the first rule of fight club is...

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Sep 2, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You will have to knock Lou's dick out of SSH's ass to stand in line, bro.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Cubs are coasting to the playoffs...

The Sox are inevitably going to choke this season away. Not much I can rip on about the Cubs.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

cubs? coasting? ...

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The 6-spot they just coughed up proved it -

they are coasting.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

they'll flip the switch once the weather turns cold.

after all, they always do.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Making the playoffs is better than choking another division away to the Twins.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

when is it that the twins are going to "torch" the sox again? i keep hearing about this. and i keep seeing two midgets with one always coming up short.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

They have an easier schedule than the Sox...

and they get another chance to destroy the Sox at the Twinkiedome in the last week of the season. Right after that series, the Sox will probably face Cliff Lee one more time in the last series of the season.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

And I forgot to mention...

The Twins have five healthy starters.

Meanwhile, the Sox best pitcher’s arm is dead and they also have a AAA pitcher in their rotation.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

remember when you were young

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 2, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

By the way, the Cubs just tied it up.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

They don't even really have to try and I doubt they are...

Their lead is too big. Even if they lose the division to the Brewers (which they won’t), they will still get the Wild Card.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Do it, whore

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's still on the 40-man roster

that could be arranged.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 2, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thats a worse threat than you kicking me off the site

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I must be picking on you

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 2, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hawk and DJ slobbing MacDougal's knob

yet he still walks the hitter. whats the difference? this time he got one strike

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Open bases, not giving in, etc.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 2, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice inning by Meiklejohn.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 2, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nice inning by Larry

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not bad for a AAA guy.

Test night for Charlotte guys:

The Arsonist: Pass
Ernest T. Bass: Epic Fail.
J-Ow: BLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Meiklejohn?

did i miss something?

well i miss lots of things, did I miss something about a Mieklejohn?

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Robert Meiklejohn MacDougal to you, sir.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 2, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

gus and i are on a first name basis with the arsonist.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm gettin' the kilt rrrrrrrrright nee.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

his folks named him that

and his hair instantly turned red

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Foul one off for me, Jerry.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 2, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Thanks, buddy.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 2, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Done, and done!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

clutch grounder to second there.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

its like aj but he hustles

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 2, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

im almost afraid to ask, BUT...

how many of these do you have?

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

psst. jerry is his brother.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We have a full photo album of fail at our mom's house.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 2, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

golf clap

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

How many do you want?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

cabrera padding his stats again.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

9th inning in a game in september in a pennant race

is clutch.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 2, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sure is great to remember '07 - it's almost like Podstad is still here.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

aj has an off day tomorrow. gotta get back to the hotel fast for the drinking.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

by expatnyc on Sep 2, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Tomorrow is a must win

On Friday, we face the unhittable Jared Weaver.

by southsideirish71 on Sep 2, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

do they deserve to be tied for 1st?

i think the Twins are toying with us so they can finish the Sox off in the dome.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thome in the ninth? this one should be over.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

true.

by expatnyc on Sep 2, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

4 games left with these guys?

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

True.

But fuck the cubs

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

whats up with the darth vader pic on the sox schedule?

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=cws

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

9/16

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ahahahhaah

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's a tuesday. i'm guessing some sort of star wars dvd or game comes out that day.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not an "evil empire" reference?

(Though I have no idea why they’d pick that day out of the 4. So I’ll give it to you. But what’s the tie-in for the Sox?)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 2, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what comes out is larry

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you have difficulties with pronouns, huh.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

articles

Definitions of article on the Web:

nonfictional prose forming an independent part of a publication
one of a class of artifacts; “an article of clothing”
a separate section of a legal document (as a statute or contract or will)
bind by a contract; especially for a training period
(grammar) a determiner that may indicate the specificity of reference of a noun phrase

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you have difficulty with articles, as well?

you must be east asian.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

they did it for indiana jones. i'm guessing some sort of mlb sponsorship by that lucas guy.

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

@ NYY

The Evil Empire, duh

on rollover it says “THE FORCE UNLEASHED”

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 2, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

but the force was unleased today...

September 2, 2008: The Return of Jerry Owens

by larry on Sep 2, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Heard.

Beer.

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i wonder

why they are saving the force for the second game of the set?

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

got it

thats the day the yankee season ends mathematically.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 2, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wow

a lot of animosity on this board lately.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 2, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Sox losing =

Anger

Personal Quote: "I tend to sleep with whatever I know won't call me the next day"

by usualsuspect on Sep 2, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't wait for the Angels series...

The excuses will be in full force.

The Red Sox are tough at Fenway…
The Indians have been hot lately…
The Angels are the best team in the A.L. and near unbeatable…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Don't you ever just SHUT THE FUCK UP?

You are worse than a woman with all your endless whiny bullshit.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 2, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he's been down the exxcuse road before...

the mailman cares about my needs…
the dry cleaner buys me jewelry…
your brother has a bigger package…

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

After tomorrow's game, the Sox will face the following pitchers in the next two series...

Jared Weaver
John Lackey
Joe Saunders
A.J. Burnett
Roy Halladay

Looks promising since the Sox have shown that they can hit good pitchers.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

worst offense ever...

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

12 runs in their last 6 games...

Not gonna get it done. But I guess I should expect the offense to break out when they face the pitchers above?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

just expect that an offense that ranks that high in scoring runs will score some again.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't see it happening against those pitchers...

but they will probably keep up their ranking by putting up a ton of runs tomorrow against a crappy pitcher in Jeremy Sowers.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

a first place team with a top 10 run scoring offense in baseball whose pitching staff hasn't exactly been lights out

for quite awhile and only scores runs off of shitty pitchers? that has got to be a first, especially when you consider the fact, as you remind us ad nauseum, that they also don’t score any runs off of the shittiest pitchers.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

So you think they will score a lot of runs against those pitchers above?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

welcome, monsignor.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Didn't think you would put your money where your mouth is.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

are you really that dense to not see how one thing does not follow from the other?

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You say that the Sox can hit good pitchers...

Well, they face a bunch of good pitchers in the next two series.

We shall see what happens.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

no. i didn't say anything.

i implied that you were full of shit for yet again making one of your absolute assertions without presenting any facts other than who the sox were facing, and that coupled with your other bald assertions, like that the sox also can’t score runs off of shitty pitchers, that it’s pretty amazing how well they’ve done.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think I'm going to start using a mental ignore button.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Sep 2, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

after all i've done for you?!?

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 2, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep, you're clearly the target of my ignor...ation.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Sep 2, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you were caught on the crossfire of childhood and stardom,

blown on the steel breeze.
Come on you target for faraway laughter,
come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 2, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

(Inhales deeply from hukka. Coughs. Smiles.)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

So does Ozzie get a free pass for tonight's game?

Starting AAA Jerry Owens and using Boone Logan in a key situation while in a division race?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 2, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You just don't understand the game like Ozzie does

How is he going to evaluate what he has if he doesn’t utilize it. Just because Boone isn’t man enough, and JO is the second coming of Babe Ruth (less the power, the hitting, the throwing ability, and the weight), how can you question what Oz decides. He lives this game – plays it the right way, knows it in its most intimate fashion, this is a man that know more about the game in in his little finger than you have in you entire body! The race is meaningless if he doesn’t know who he can rely upon in key moments of the game. He already knew the Twins would lose their game – one game difference when there is so much season left is irrelevant when it comes to knowing the depth of the resources afforded to him by Kenny. Metrics are of no value – its knowledge, instinct, the uncanny ability to make that deciding decision based on his decades of playing influence. (Either that or it was just a bonehead move)

but he's a capt'n, or is that crap'n

by Brush Back on Sep 2, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs