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Chicago White Sox at Kansas City Royals, Sep 21, 2008 1:10 PM CDT



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Chicago White Sox
@ Kansas City Royals

Sunday, Sep 21, 2008, 1:10 PM CDT
Kauffman Stadium

John Danks vs Brandon Duckworth

Mostly sunny. Winds blowing out to left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 75.

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takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 21, 2008 12:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of ducks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frGLMtGsotc

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Sep 21, 2008 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear offense

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 12:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

morning guys and gal(s)

what’s good?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 12:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

is there punch?

i was told there would be punch and pie

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the sox are going to make brandon duckworth's parents

wish they were never even in the same room together.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 21, 2008 12:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

how the fuck are there empty seats at the trop?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 12:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well, yes. but there aren't that many seats, and you can give away tickets

the angels dropped a lot of seats to < 5 or 10 after they won the west to keep interest (“fan appreciation” or some shit). it’s the last home game, on a sunday, day after they got into the playoffs. you’d think there’d be asses in seats.

in other news, they’re giving the spanish radio play-by-play dude a mohawk during the game. i await wu’s.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

go Larry.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 1:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wise has HUGE balls

Is he smart, or just lucky?

by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 21, 2008 1:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and fast.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sox are up 1-0?

who hit the HR?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Sox had runners at the corners after singles by Wise and Dye with one out...

Thome hit a sac fly RBI and Konerko grounded out to end the inning.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but i thought the sox only scored via HR

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rays have the bases juiced with one out...

Carlos Pena up…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 1:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

huzzah

pena sac fly, 1-0

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 1:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Phew...

Inning over.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 1:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice

hopefully danks can coast through the next couple innings

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 21, 2008 1:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

1-0 Rays on a sac fly by Carlos Pena...

C’mon, Longoria. I want more than one run…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 1:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Garbage...

Inning over.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh

Twins have 1st and 2nd, 0 outs. Kubel up.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 21, 2008 1:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kubel just made an out...

Still runners at 1B and 2B with 1 out. Redmond up…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

aybar brain-fart

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Twins.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 1:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

4-1

Rays defense cocking it up big time. Everett is out with a good throw.

by Bull Pain on Sep 21, 2008 1:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

john sayles, great filmmaker

had to write scripts for shitty movies so he could finance his projects

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 21, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can the end

of the civilization be far away?

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 21, 2008 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just duct-taped the windows.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROFL, nice defense by the Sox...

Look like the Rays there.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 1:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This game is a must-win with the Twins winning 4-1, IMO...

Would be nice if the offense showed up against a garbage pitcher.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rays eat 3-run leads for breakfast.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ERROROY

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 1:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Brandon Duckworth has retired 10 in a row...

LOL.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

11 in a row...

LOL, what a joke.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

TSK or OSFIB, does your mlbtv ever just lose sound entirely?

Mine does every 20-30 minutes lately.
I just have to re-drag the game into the screen and let it buffer, but I’m annoyed and really don’t want to call mlbtv support for the rest of this season.
Ever go through this, either of you?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i don't use mosaic

i get premium for the higher-res feeds and just choose them piecemeal off of the multimedia web page. sorry.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and no. no sound droppage

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's how I do it at work and I don't have this issue.

For whatever reason, I really can’t use that website on my computer – it won’t load that way here. I need to download something else apparently….

oy. This has been a challenge for me. mlbtv and I do not gel well.
:)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've got a review.

Happy to have the feeds for any game at my disposal.

But it fucking sucks.

And my sound just went out again. Only 10 minutes. boooo

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mosaic is a good idea, but the implementation is garbage

the feeds straight off the web are good quality, when you set up your computer right (ahem).

non-intel macs are a pain with it, pcs and intel macs are fine.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Duckworth is Lance Broadway

an ok AAA pitcher that gets ripped in the bigs. Except today.

by Bull Pain on Sep 21, 2008 2:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Sox offense making a garbage pitcher look like Cy Young?

I don’t believe you.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, who the fuck cares?

Yankees made Clayton Richard look pretty damn good last week.
Shit happens.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

By the way, SSH....

Danks isn’t looking so bad either.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is looking great...

I hope he can throw a shutout.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too. whaddya know?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am, for all intents and purposes....

I’m not annoyed here.
Just presentin’ another outlook to our tortured member of SSS.
I feel so bad for the guy.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i recall broadway having an occasional quality start too...

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 21, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two -- both against the lowly Royals.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

in his only two career starts?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 21, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rays have runners at 1B and 2B with one out...

Zobrist up…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And he GIDP's...

Fuckballs.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how are you following? gamecast?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice fuckin bunt by upton

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 2:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A hit!

By Swisher no less!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha, so we have trouble getting baserunners...

Let’s risk the few we get and try to steal 2B with slow runners!

Ozzie is a genious.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

or a genius, even.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hawk is begging for runs at this point.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dayum, Juan. Straighten that out.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that's what she said

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My God Hawk, haha...

“Get up in that wind!”

On a shallow flyout to LF.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap the Bears scored on a 2 point conversion?

Can’t wait to see how they blow this game!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 2:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Receivers had to make a ton of adjustments

on just about every throw that drive, but hey, can’t argue with the results

by Illini0509 on Sep 21, 2008 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He really is truly awful at his job

And I really hope Lovie doesn’t ruin the one good thing on offense and wear out Forte too early in the season.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

you would think Jones would get a few more carries, he hasn’t looked bad in limited time

by Illini0509 on Sep 21, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Danks looking real sharp today

Let’s hope he can make it past the 6th inning of doom.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 2:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They're all bad

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the opponent ops jump from 5th to 6th isn't as bad from 6th to 7th

i would trot him out for the 6th based on his performance thus far.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 21, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another hit!

By Fat Toby!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh Larry, you make me so happy.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Woo throwing error and stolen base!

Get your fellow brethren home JD.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 2:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Impressive display by the offense today.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

rar

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 2:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And now a TD pass to Lloyd

If only the Bears could play clones of themselves every week!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ohh, not-ROY.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If they score on this...

That was a fucking routine DP.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey what do you know

Something bad didn’t happen because you said it might!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss MM.

I wonder if he’s impregnated any jailbaits in Florida yet…..

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I miss home runs

I wish someone would hit one soon

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, this game is boooorrrrrrrrrring with home runs.

whew. What do other teams’ fans do during games?

yaawwwwwwn

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*without home runs

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

your wish is PK's command

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't trust a 1-run lead as far as I can throw it.

Let’s get some goddam mother-fucking runs!

am I wrong?
am I wrong?
/walter

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WWOOOOOOOOOT.

that one was for bally.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could do without the Brandon Duckworth fluffing by D.J.

What a tool.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank God...

Huge fucking bomb there.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YESSS!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

KONG comes through

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 2:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was so fucking necessary

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 2:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Paulie!!

Hawk is a total mess.

by Bull Pain on Sep 21, 2008 2:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah put this game out of total reach, TB isn't doing us any favors this afternoon

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is no such thing as "out of total reach" with our bullpen.

see: last Sunday night.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why not? It proved that they could give up 7 runs in 20 minutes. 3 or 4 runs is not out of reach for any team.

(I know what you mean….jus’ fuckin’ withya….though I mean what I said.)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know what you mean, don't worry. but instead i would have used post-allstar split

to make the point. actually, i thought BP summarized the sox bp recent failing…

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 21, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Prediction...

No one talks about how overrated Liriano is today.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Prediction

Liriano has a bad outting his next game

by Option27 on Sep 21, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm beginning to loathe how many called K's he's getting

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate having that dude in the line-up whom you consider an automatic out.

When Alexei got out, I considered it 2 outs already.

The K’s have got to go. At least slow down.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow the Pats got destroyed today

38-13….against the freaking Dolphins.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 2:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Danks needs to pitch on extra rest more often.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit...

and just as I say that. One out double.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Danks doin' the bot7. Work it, Johnny.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 2:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No runs here Johnny

Leave the implosions up to the bullpen!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 2:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow the Bears D could blow this one

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's a huge out...

One more, Danks.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 3:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice pitch

Big out

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's fun talking in 2-3 word common sense phrases

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huge play by Alexei!

Inning over.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 3:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lolllll Bears D blows it....game is tied 24-24

How the fuck do you let Brian Griese march down on you? Oh wait….he did that for us last season.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Total chokage...

The defense is overrated.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woo 7 strong innings for Danks

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah Danks!!

Awesome outing!!!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to see Danks start the 8th

and take him out in anyone reaches.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 21, 2008 3:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why?

Thorton/Jenks is ready to go

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't see the point in gassing Danks when we just need 6 more outs

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

weren't you the one for saying that he can handle the workload

grow some balls man. i don’t know why ozzie put him out there, not smart whether we had the lead OR not

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 21, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you just said ozzie was an idiot for throwing danks out there

when you thought he could handle 96-100 pitches. i never said he was an idiot, just saying that i woudn’t have thrown him out there for the seventh.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 21, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didnt mean that I think he is an idiot

But I said he can handle 96-100 pitches, you said he can’t, then Danks came out for the 8th, and I said Ozzie must be an idiot then if you said he can’t handle 96-100 pitches and he sent him out there.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 21, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He trusted Danks to get at least an out before having to turn to the bullpen

Che blew a potential out….so maybe you were right. I still wouldn’t trust Danks in this situation because he has a track record of getting tired easily after 6-7 innings.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed...

Maier and DeJesus are both lefties.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The offense better show up by Tuesday...

They won’t be facing Brian Bannister, Kyle Davies, and Brandon Duckworth in the Twinkiedome.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 3:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Whateva Ozzie......let's see Danks give us one more strong inning

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

dadgummit is right.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 3:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thorndogg in now

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good play by Ramirez...

German out at 2B, DeJesus to 1B with one out.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 3:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Twins win, 4-1.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 3:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Aviles pops out to Dye in RF...

2 outs.

Jenks coming in for the 4-out save.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 3:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jenks in for the 4 outer

I guess so?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Leadoff double for JD

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OT

bears just blew it

by Illini0509 on Sep 21, 2008 3:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gahh would have liked another run

It’s Jenksgiving time now

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Futility that even SSH can't be denied!

Bears lose in OT 27-24…..2nd straight week they blow a lead.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Do the Bears have our bullpen?

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 21, 2008 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

worse

their QB depth chart

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, just a D that tires out in the 2nd half all too frequently

Because their “bend but don’t break” style doesn’t work when all the opposing QB is doing is just throwing 7 yard slant routes.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

Turning 4th and 9 to and their own 9 for TB into a first down on a penalty didn’t help much.

by the wolf on Sep 21, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True true

But these kinds of games for the Bears aren’t anything new for the past few years.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fastball at 97 woo

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 21, 2008 3:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 21, 2008 3:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't push me cause I'm close to the edgeeeeeee

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You did Grandmastger Flash?

Get your own rap era! They belong to us, the OPOS’.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 21, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Magic Number at 5

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 21, 2008 3:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 3:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 21, 2008 3:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what is this?

The new Fantastic Five?

by 815Sox on Sep 21, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fearsome five

dc villains

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 21, 2008 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahh okay

Not a big comic book guy, but I am going to try to find a Preacher Graphic Novel per your recommendation

by 815Sox on Sep 21, 2008 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was Chiburb's rec, non?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

check my fan post

and guess again

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 21, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

easy, killer.

i’m probably bias since i’ve heard my dad talk about it and can’t remember the post clearly enough.

chillax, kthx!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 21, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was a good month i spent readin those

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 21, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What no Carl Weathers?

I expect 5 pics of him as the countdown of the magic #

"Lemonade was a popular drink back in the day and it still is.."

Gangstarr

by Big Daddy Kool on Sep 21, 2008 4:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pressure is on the Twins

Also, not surprising to see SSH complaining every step of the way during a Sox victory.

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 21, 2008 4:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Even if victory, they look bad...

I can’t believe how consistent this offense is at not being able to knock in a runner from 3B with one out. Even Hawk blew up about it today.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 21, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts

by hoodlight on Sep 21, 2008 5:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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