Central Showdown: Game #1
by thecip on Sep 23, 2008 6:12 PM CDT
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Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins, Sep 23, 2008 7:10 PM CDT
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oh my geezus, that is lovely.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice collage.
Pick to Click: GRIFFEY
I’ve never heard so much bitching about a guy in the line-up for one game! Comparing him to Geoff Blum makes me want to stab my eyes out so I’ll never be tempted to look at the internet again.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bold move. my pick-to-click is Punto.
I bet Griffey impresses everyone in CF tonight……………….even, hopefully, me.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By keeping all of his limbs attached?
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 23, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No,
by detaching/losing them all, simultaneously, in one singular fall.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 23, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's pretty much how I picture it.
And a fine way to start the game.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you just make this?
Can you really make something like that in two seconds?
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes he can.
But no he didn’t.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually, that would be impressive.
I predict woe, grief, lamentation and death by fire.
If we’re lucky.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 23, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We could use his fingers and toes for kindling.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So far so good!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is what it all comes down to.
Throw all the fuckin’ sabermetrics out the window. This is a psychological test for the Sox, plain and simple. They’ve got to pass the Minnesota test. I do think they appear to be handling the pre-game stuff better, and, although not admitting it is a psychological test, coming up just short of it is progress.
by dantesox on Sep 23, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the game I really want most!
We win today against a struggling Baker and it really puts the pressure on the Twins
by Option27 on Sep 23, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear White Sox Offense,
Feed us runs.
Hungry for meaty runs. Huuunnnnnnggrrryyyy.
PlzKThxBaii,
hsa
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
+1 for sheer weirdness.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For every sox sox player who hits a home run tonight:
I will personally take you out for Ice cream after the game.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 23, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who me?
sweet.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh.
not me.
bummmmmmer.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry, sox players only
Scoreless relief innings get TWO scoops
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 23, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"i would like to take this opportunity to formally apologize for the events of the night of the twenty-third. i am not accustomed to drinking alcohol."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 23, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You'd think that a division crown would be incentive enough
but sometimes ice cream just tastes sweeter when you’ve earned it.
watch uribe hit four home runs tonight.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 23, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
typical wall st. fat-cat
just lookin for a handout
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
brilliantly played
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Coop's tried that one....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe that's why Bobby's so consistent?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think maybe they ran out of ice cream for the whole bullpen sometime in late August
Easy Heat probably doesn’t like the stuff, see?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go, go Sox Sox!
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have opted to WU it tonight.
Got some California pinot noir. Not sure what it’s like yet, but it’s called Smoking Loon, so it must be somewhat good.
Over $11 regular price – awww shit, I got the good stuff! har!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I've had it, not bad
coming from poor student tastes
by Illini0509 on Sep 23, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh. Dammit. Shit. Seriously? That went well.
Sorry, just warming up. Carry on.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 23, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn, I am anxiously awaiting game time. I came right in from work and sat down, like it might start early or something.
I just detached myself to change out of my work clothes and pour some wine, and am now looking for things to do until go-time.
I’m going to hit the speed-bag. That should help.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
your sig line actually completes that sentence quite well.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 23, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For me, AEG, it is the ultimate in signatures. It works in so many ways.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so...what kind of speed bag did you get?
did you go with the normal 8-ball, or did you decide to go large tonight?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew you'd appear soon to chime in with the drug reference...
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will admit to being utterly predictable
at least from my own perspective
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hehehehe. and others', apparently.
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there he is
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa.
The game hasn’t started yet?
I just hit the bag for at least an hour.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, I imagined the bag was the faces of certain Minnesota baseball players.
I just beat the shit outta Punto.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why not just print out their pictures and tape them to the bag?
(this is such an excellent set up)
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
because i have an imagination?
did i strike out?
;p
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
disappointing, at best
on the plus side, it is keeping me entertained before the game starts.
Unfortunately, I’m still at work and have to go take care of some things.
(another lob, HSA)
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
would anyone mind lending me their mlb.tv account for the next few days...i really wanna see these games
i’ll pay money or let you use my bp account or somethign
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I considered it for 1/15th of a second there, Furbs.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
furbinator, why not just pay for the single games?
at least you used to be able to do that.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can you still do that
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd be typing my lil' college fingers off trying to find out....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah i can buy it for 9.95 the rest of the year
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's not bad
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
isn't this the last wciu game of the year?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 23, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
U-God,
we’re blacked out for mlbtv down here, right?
by Illini0509 on Sep 23, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
probably
i lucked out in that the wciu games always coincide with nights i have work, so i don’t miss anything i wouldn’t be
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 23, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ARC and CRCE
i lifeguard
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 23, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just be sure to cancel the account as soon as you are done with it
they automatically enroll you for the next set of games, ie they charge your account without you thinking about it.
I think they offer the playoff games as well, for a fee of course, so if you don’t want to pay mlb.com to watch those, cancel the account right after the reg. season ends.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they had a automatic renewal button thing
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
still gonna cancel after the season though
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's the point of the automatic renewal button then?
I’m assuming you can choose not to have auto-renewal, correct?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so, you did sign up, eh?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah i'm in and yeah i chose not to have auto renweal
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
doo ittt!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go sell a dimebag and load up the game! you got 5 minutes....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why don't you use sopcast?
ok so there is a delay, but you get to see the games
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
by hoodlight on Sep 23, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmmm...about this sopcast you speak of
care to direct me to it?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
never liked sopcast
it was weird
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you should have asked earlier
but have a scout round here http://www.myp2pforum.eu/mlb-baseball/
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
by hoodlight on Sep 23, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the link to the feed
is here, you need to install tv_ants on your PC
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
by hoodlight on Sep 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Griffey hits a homer I have to buy my daughter a pony
by RoyEgan on Sep 23, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can I have one too?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(if Thome hits a homer in the rest of the season?)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two teams enter, one team leaves!
Beautiful image, ’cip
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is there any way we get to play
the makeup game vs detriot?
by Jbasic89 on Sep 23, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If fucking nervous as fuck
Godspeed to us all
by Option27 on Sep 23, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 23, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
see i saw beet loaf
and then thought meatloaf
and agreed that 2 out of 3 would not be bad
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 23, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm stuck watching the Twins telecast
LAME
by Option27 on Sep 23, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
got sox
i don’t know if that’s brag-able though
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does a bear shit in the woods?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
grossman does frequently
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 23, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was just naming a bear
not arguing qbs
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 23, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least he made throw Baker throw a few
Ughhh
by Option27 on Sep 23, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
show some discipline
come on
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
These umps
Sorry but that last one looked a bit outside.
I want Oz to get thrown out
by Option27 on Sep 23, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Looked good to me
I have the Twins broadcast on mlb.tv and they have a higher angle than usual.
by Bull Pain on Sep 23, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looked like a strike to me.
Need to be ready for the slider.
by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then again
That first Javy pitch seemed outside to me too.
I think I really am already too blitzed
by Option27 on Sep 23, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
believe it or not
I’m watching and will be online.
by shaftr on Sep 23, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What's wrong with the Minnesota feed?
You get to see the Franken-Coleman fight during commercial breaks.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is joking about rape jokes allowed?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well at least we get that wide plate too
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Where was that pitch.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mauer invented hitting.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 23, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yea what does that even mean?
hawk is really the worst during these twins games
by Jbasic89 on Sep 23, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gomez was the speedy messagner of the gods
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 23, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So far so good.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cuddyer was giving a come-hither look.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boom Boom Boom now let me hear ya say wayoh (Wayoh)
I say Boom Boom Boom now what about to say wayoh (Wayoh)
I say Boom Boom Boom now let me hear ya say wayoh (Wayoh)
I say Boom Boom Boom now what about to say wayoh(Wayoh)
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well look who it is.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've been thinking about it, and if the sox are going to have any chance at winning it all
this song is gonna be a big part of their success.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you come to this realization in a club in Florida?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was actually in the pool, doing beer bongs out of one of these pool noodles.
and that song was blaring while i did it.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmm.
memorable.
enriching, i’m sure.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
spring break '96 all over again.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
only it was legal for you to sleep with 16 year-olds then...
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(wayoh)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what i'm talkin about
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lead off man aboard.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Singles!
Thome yields the facial hair to the gentleman from Rhode Island.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Twins look nervous on that bench
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GM = Gentleman Motors
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
duck snort!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
omq.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
blasphemy, but i like that
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 23, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just so damn stunned/excited to see Thome on 3rd and Paulie on 1st.
BA woulda doubled there.
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you gotta love seeing big jim rumbling and bumbling his way to third
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
drifting along with the tumbling thome-weeds.....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
comes right on the heels of blyleven
yelping about how slow we are
by RoyEgan on Sep 23, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I gotta leave
Q! be with you all
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 23, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Beauty
I really thought they might force out Thome when it dropped, and instead he’s flying into 3rd! Great job!
by Bull Pain on Sep 23, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
chicks dig the duck snorts
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
non-rbi runs for the win!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"We don't need another Punto"
Theme song for the night?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Could be worse.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well i guess we can take the run...way to go general
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes...with this offense going the way it's going....
we will take that run….none of us would have been disappointed before Thome’s AB that we’d get a run.
by stanchar on Sep 23, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i liked how hawk couldn't even finish his little speech about how he could see junior having a big series
before the washed up motherfucker grounded into a double play.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I love how Hawk and D.J. were content with a double play from Griffey...
in the biggest game of the Sox season to date. Keep fluffing this rotting corpse of a once great player even when he sucks guys.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...and talking about how great his BP session was.
who cares? let’s see him do something in a game.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And now Javy is all over the place
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The leadoff walk comes around to score 109 percent of the time.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wwwwoooowwwwwwwww
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually didn't know until this year that
you don’t get credited for an RBI on a GIDP, but oh well, 1 run, woohoo! Time to go to a bar so I can watch this game
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Sep 23, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's what it says on my brick outside the main gate
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hobby don't care.
Hobby don’t go home and worry about the game.
Hobby goes home and is the same person, regardless if he wins.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Courtesy strike.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
Contrary, so far.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not at all
Wide if anything
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually its been wide
javys just been a little wild
by Jbasic89 on Sep 23, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Vazquez
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That one was grooved.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha hawk calling for the changeup
and kubel hammers it out
by Jbasic89 on Sep 23, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Big Game" Javy...
ROFL. Ozzie was spot-on.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a little early to rip on javy
lets see where were at after 5
by Jbasic89 on Sep 23, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hobby is a joke...
Had the Sox not scored any runs in the previous inning, I bet he goes 1-2-3 here.
He loves giving up leads.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll bet you $25 million.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
f'ing meatball
great pitch after getting the corner strike calls
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 23, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good thing our offense has been on a tear lately.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is hog heaven for you, isn't it?
by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heaven? Hell no...
Predictable? Yes.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you referring to the Sox?
Or yourself?
by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
EEEEASY.
go back away for a while….
please. internalize.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why throw Delmon Young a fastball with two strikes?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm banning myself from today's thread, i have some work to do...ssh2005 is here to make things miserable anyway
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 23, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No...
You are doing that because Hobby is sucking.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
asshat
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is no time to work.
But I don’t blame you for the SSH part.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've got to work on some slides, will join later...
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 23, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dislike Javier Vazquez.
Intensely.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 23, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Would you say you have a pleth...
never mind.
by ReservoirDog on Sep 23, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why the fuck cant we play in this god forsaken dome
by Jbasic89 on Sep 23, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You were expecting a big game from Vazquez?
C’mon…
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Juan should've run at him.
And AJ should’ve run at Young.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you wager
that if Vazquez loses here after Ozzie’s challenge and fails on Sunday if the game matters, that /KW trades him away in the offseason? The Yankees bailed on him after just one year after similar choke performances.
by Bull Pain on Sep 23, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I dunno
1. That’s selling low.
2. Contreras is already out for 2009, so they’re down a veteran starter.
Could happen, but I’m not quite seeing it.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twins HR and we GIDP for a run
ironical
by Illini0509 on Sep 23, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is miserable
Why not go for the 2?
by Option27 on Sep 23, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gomez?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ made a similar baserunning play 2 weeks ago or so with Paulie up
a clear inning ending DP if he doesn’t run home and force a throw. Hawk and DJ were trashing the awful baserunning for 20 minutes.
by Bull Pain on Sep 23, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hard to see what's really going on
Whilst helping out customers at the same time as being tipsy
by Option27 on Sep 23, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno what's worse
SSH’s arrival or listening to Hawk & DJ stroke off the Twins.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Six of one, half-dozen of the other.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Javy and the Sox had some balls...
You would only be hearing it from Hawk and D.J.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bullshit
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could've been worse.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't mind someone having a "chat" with Vazquez in the dugout
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that the portslut cue?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if you have a pipe wrench or a shiv.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 23, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
check and check.
put me in.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
much worse
definitely shouldn’t have been two people in scoring position after that rundown
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 23, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was almost time to declare the 2009 season OVAH
by Trooper on Sep 23, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dontknow
this is the game i saw us having the least chance of winning
by Jbasic89 on Sep 23, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it.
Too important a game to fuck around with Javy.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 23, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too bad the option is Broadway :(
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watching them in KC
Guys were throwing just to throw in the bullpen.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie knows that Javy is a pussy.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of the funniest posts I have ever seen...
From our very own southsideirish71 at SoxTalk:
We are down by one. Let the hero swings commence with all fury. If you thought the previous swings were all or nothing swings. Ha. These should put Rob Deer to shame.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Baker has a Bush smirk. I want to break his neck....or something
by RoyEgan on Sep 23, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He probably knows that a one run lead is enough against this offense.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lance is already warming up?!
I have NO IDEA what to make of this
by Option27 on Sep 23, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You could scroll up.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but something HAS to be wrong with Javy?
Right?
by Option27 on Sep 23, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pierzynski probably injured a kid with that one.
On purpose.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah, got the kid's teddy bear instead.
Destroy the spirit and the body will follow.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 23, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A lot of AJ's longer ABs are quite deceiving....
he sure swings at a ton of balls outside the strike zone
by stanchar on Sep 23, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's who he is.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's just try and hurry up to get to their pen
They’re almost as bad as ours
by Option27 on Sep 23, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and ours is warming up.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, Broadway stopped throwing 1/3 of the way into the first half of the inning.
by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry.
and ours is warmed up.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm kidding. come on.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie's just keeping the defense honest.
I have no idea what that means.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 23, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitchout success rate drops to 78 percent.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought so as well, especially after all the foul balls
I wonder if Minn thought they had stolen a sign.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 23, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs