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Chicago White Sox @ Minnesota Twins


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Chicago White Sox
@ Minnesota Twins

Tuesday, Sep 23, 2008, 7:10 PM CDT
Metrodome

Javier Vazquez vs Scott Baker

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oh my geezus, that is lovely.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice collage.

Pick to Click: GRIFFEY

I’ve never heard so much bitching about a guy in the line-up for one game! Comparing him to Geoff Blum makes me want to stab my eyes out so I’ll never be tempted to look at the internet again.

The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.

by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bold move. my pick-to-click is Punto.

I bet Griffey impresses everyone in CF tonight……………….even, hopefully, me.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No,

by detaching/losing them all, simultaneously, in one singular fall.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 23, 2008 6:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's pretty much how I picture it.

And a fine way to start the game.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did you just make this?

Can you really make something like that in two seconds?

The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.

by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 6:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes he can.

But no he didn’t.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

actually, that would be impressive.

I predict woe, grief, lamentation and death by fire.

If we’re lucky.

by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 23, 2008 6:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So far so good!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 8:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is what it all comes down to.

Throw all the fuckin’ sabermetrics out the window. This is a psychological test for the Sox, plain and simple. They’ve got to pass the Minnesota test. I do think they appear to be handling the pre-game stuff better, and, although not admitting it is a psychological test, coming up just short of it is progress.

by dantesox on Sep 23, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is the game I really want most!

We win today against a struggling Baker and it really puts the pressure on the Twins

by Option27 on Sep 23, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dear White Sox Offense,

Feed us runs.
Hungry for meaty runs. Huuunnnnnnggrrryyyy.

PlzKThxBaii,
hsa

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

+1 for sheer weirdness.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 8:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For every sox sox player who hits a home run tonight:

I will personally take you out for Ice cream after the game.

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Sep 23, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who me?

sweet.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh.

not me.

bummmmmmer.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sorry, sox players only

Scoreless relief innings get TWO scoops

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Sep 23, 2008 6:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"i would like to take this opportunity to formally apologize for the events of the night of the twenty-third. i am not accustomed to drinking alcohol."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 23, 2008 6:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

You'd think that a division crown would be incentive enough

but sometimes ice cream just tastes sweeter when you’ve earned it.

watch uribe hit four home runs tonight.

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Sep 23, 2008 6:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

typical wall st. fat-cat

just lookin for a handout

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 7:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

brilliantly played

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 8:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wonder if Coop's tried that one....

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i think maybe they ran out of ice cream for the whole bullpen sometime in late August

Easy Heat probably doesn’t like the stuff, see?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 8:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go, go Sox Sox!

The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.

by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 6:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have opted to WU it tonight.

Got some California pinot noir. Not sure what it’s like yet, but it’s called Smoking Loon, so it must be somewhat good.
Over $11 regular price – awww shit, I got the good stuff! har!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn, I am anxiously awaiting game time. I came right in from work and sat down, like it might start early or something.

I just detached myself to change out of my work clothes and pour some wine, and am now looking for things to do until go-time.

I’m going to hit the speed-bag. That should help.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so...what kind of speed bag did you get?

did you go with the normal 8-ball, or did you decide to go large tonight?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 6:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I will admit to being utterly predictable

at least from my own perspective

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 7:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hehehehe. and others', apparently.

:)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there he is

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 6:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uhhh...

this would be a shitty time for stanch’s proclamations to become actually predictive

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whoa.

The game hasn’t started yet?

I just hit the bag for at least an hour.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also, I imagined the bag was the faces of certain Minnesota baseball players.

I just beat the shit outta Punto.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 6:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why not just print out their pictures and tape them to the bag?

(this is such an excellent set up)

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

because i have an imagination?

did i strike out?

;p

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

disappointing, at best

on the plus side, it is keeping me entertained before the game starts.

Unfortunately, I’m still at work and have to go take care of some things.

(another lob, HSA)

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 7:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

would anyone mind lending me their mlb.tv account for the next few days...i really wanna see these games

i’ll pay money or let you use my bp account or somethign

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

furbinator, why not just pay for the single games?

at least you used to be able to do that.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 7:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

can you still do that

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah i can buy it for 9.95 the rest of the year

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's not bad

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

U-God,

we’re blacked out for mlbtv down here, right?

by Illini0509 on Sep 23, 2008 7:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

probably

i lucked out in that the wciu games always coincide with nights i have work, so i don’t miss anything i wouldn’t be

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 23, 2008 7:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just be sure to cancel the account as soon as you are done with it

they automatically enroll you for the next set of games, ie they charge your account without you thinking about it.

I think they offer the playoff games as well, for a fee of course, so if you don’t want to pay mlb.com to watch those, cancel the account right after the reg. season ends.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they had a automatic renewal button thing

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

still gonna cancel after the season though

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what's the point of the automatic renewal button then?

I’m assuming you can choose not to have auto-renewal, correct?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 7:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so, you did sign up, eh?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 7:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah i'm in and yeah i chose not to have auto renweal

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

doo ittt!!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why don't you use sopcast?

ok so there is a delay, but you get to see the games

....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts

by hoodlight on Sep 23, 2008 7:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmmm...about this sopcast you speak of

care to direct me to it?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

never liked sopcast

it was weird

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you should have asked earlier

but have a scout round here http://www.myp2pforum.eu/mlb-baseball/

....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts

by hoodlight on Sep 23, 2008 7:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the link to the feed

is here, you need to install tv_ants on your PC

....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts

by hoodlight on Sep 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Two teams enter, one team leaves!

Beautiful image, ’cip

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thanks

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 23, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 23, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

see i saw beet loaf

and then thought meatloaf

and agreed that 2 out of 3 would not be bad

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 23, 2008 7:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

me too

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

got sox

i don’t know if that’s brag-able though

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 7:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

does a bear shit in the woods?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

show some discipline

come on

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

These umps

Sorry but that last one looked a bit outside.

I want Oz to get thrown out

by Option27 on Sep 23, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Looked good to me

I have the Twins broadcast on mlb.tv and they have a higher angle than usual.

by Bull Pain on Sep 23, 2008 7:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Then again

That first Javy pitch seemed outside to me too.

I think I really am already too blitzed

by Option27 on Sep 23, 2008 7:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

believe it or not

I’m watching and will be online.

MrROFL.com

by shaftr on Sep 23, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bullshit

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mauer invented hitting.

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 23, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yea what does that even mean?

hawk is really the worst during these twins games

by Jbasic89 on Sep 23, 2008 7:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gomez was the speedy messagner of the gods

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 23, 2008 7:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Boom Boom Boom now let me hear ya say wayoh (Wayoh)
I say Boom Boom Boom now what about to say wayoh (Wayoh)
I say Boom Boom Boom now let me hear ya say wayoh (Wayoh)
I say Boom Boom Boom now what about to say wayoh(Wayoh)

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well look who it is.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i've been thinking about it, and if the sox are going to have any chance at winning it all

this song is gonna be a big part of their success.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i was actually in the pool, doing beer bongs out of one of these pool noodles.

and that song was blaring while i did it.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 7:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mmm.

memorable.

enriching, i’m sure.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

spring break '96 all over again.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 7:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(wayoh)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's what i'm talkin about

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

jeez

54 thomers in 173 games

by Jbasic89 on Sep 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lead off man aboard.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Singles!

Thome yields the facial hair to the gentleman from Rhode Island.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Woot!

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

duck snort!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

omq.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I gotta leave

Q! be with you all

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 23, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Beauty

I really thought they might force out Thome when it dropped, and instead he’s flying into 3rd! Great job!

by Bull Pain on Sep 23, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

chicks dig the duck snorts

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

non-rbi runs for the win!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"We don't need another Punto"

Theme song for the night?

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well i guess we can take the run...way to go general

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 23, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PINCH ME

I Know it’s only 1

by Option27 on Sep 23, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes...with this offense going the way it's going....

we will take that run….none of us would have been disappointed before Thome’s AB that we’d get a run.

by stanchar on Sep 23, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i liked how hawk couldn't even finish his little speech about how he could see junior having a big series

before the washed up motherfucker grounded into a double play.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, I love how Hawk and D.J. were content with a double play from Griffey...

in the biggest game of the Sox season to date. Keep fluffing this rotting corpse of a once great player even when he sucks guys.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 7:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

...and talking about how great his BP session was.

who cares? let’s see him do something in a game.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 7:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I actually didn't know until this year that

you don’t get credited for an RBI on a GIDP, but oh well, 1 run, woohoo! Time to go to a bar so I can watch this game

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Sep 23, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hobby don't care.

Hobby don’t go home and worry about the game.

Hobby goes home and is the same person, regardless if he wins.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fucking Vazquez

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Big Game" Javy...

ROFL. Ozzie was spot-on.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hobby is a joke...

Had the Sox not scored any runs in the previous inning, I bet he goes 1-2-3 here.

He loves giving up leads.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 7:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll bet you $25 million.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 8:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

f'ing meatball

great pitch after getting the corner strike calls

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Sep 23, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Heaven? Hell no...

Predictable? Yes.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 7:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

VG.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 8:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EEEEASY.

go back away for a while….
please. internalize.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 7:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No...

You are doing that because Hobby is sucking.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 7:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

asshat

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 7:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What do you wager

that if Vazquez loses here after Ozzie’s challenge and fails on Sunday if the game matters, that /KW trades him away in the offseason? The Yankees bailed on him after just one year after similar choke performances.

by Bull Pain on Sep 23, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dunno

1. That’s selling low.
2. Contreras is already out for 2009, so they’re down a veteran starter.

Could happen, but I’m not quite seeing it.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AJ made a similar baserunning play 2 weeks ago or so with Paulie up

a clear inning ending DP if he doesn’t run home and force a throw. Hawk and DJ were trashing the awful baserunning for 20 minutes.

by Bull Pain on Sep 23, 2008 7:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thus

Hawk and DJ are morons. Obviously

by Bull Pain on Sep 23, 2008 7:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dunno what's worse

SSH’s arrival or listening to Hawk & DJ stroke off the Twins.

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Javy and the Sox had some balls...

You would only be hearing it from Hawk and D.J.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 7:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bullshit

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 7:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like it.

Too important a game to fuck around with Javy.

by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 23, 2008 7:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Watching them in KC

Guys were throwing just to throw in the bullpen.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 7:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One of the funniest posts I have ever seen...

From our very own southsideirish71 at SoxTalk:

We are down by one. Let the hero swings commence with all fury. If you thought the previous swings were all or nothing swings. Ha. These should put Rob Deer to shame.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs