That's Why We Needed a 2.5 Game Lead
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 23, 2008 8:34 PM CDT
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PrintIt's sad when your best overall outfielder (Since Q!perman died) is the 30-year old journeyman who spent much of the season in AAA Charolotte.
Sox down 4, headed to the 5th.
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5 run home run?
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
Still very early.
Let’s score some god damn fucking runs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
RED LIGHT SORENESS!
Ozzie’s watching the same game we are, right? There’s no way Soreness starts either of the next two games. Right?
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Wrong
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Dammit.
I just confused “logic” with “wishful thinking” again, didn’t I?
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Afraid so - Sorry
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"fuck you. even we can play CF better than that."
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Pinch run.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
What's sad is that Javy can't find the plate
even with a very generous strike zone.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Christ, soreness.
That was fucking close.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Count the errors in the Twins' AFLAC trivia question.
“What is the fewest amount of wins to win the AL Central?”
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
86 for the Tribe in '97
Then they nearly won the WS. it’s taken 90 for the past decade though.
Yea - we need a triple too get JR home
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more missing hangers please.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Twins' announcers are talking about the Sox getting rid of Ozuna.
I know Uribe hasn’t made anybody forget Robin Ventura, but could you imagine if Pablo was starting all these games instead of Uribe??
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
We would've clinched already...
…but the Twins had already won the Series twice by now. So still pretty empty.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Come on,
Mr. Everyone Else is Pathetic.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
not scoring from second for the win!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Station to station baseball.
Catch the fever!
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
more fun than pneumonia!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Like Naples, FL?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
naples was awesome. gonna put it in the rotation. nice change of pace.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Whatta revoltin' development.
Sorry, Fantastic 4 is on.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
you gotta be kidding.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Speed never slumps.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
Breaking News: Sox can't score runner from second with 2-out single.
Also: Clay Aiken is gay
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 23, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions
Wow. I am stunned.
We can’t score from 2nd?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
no way! aww man, if he isn't straight, then who the hell is?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
certainly not your metro ass.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
dressing well doesn't make you gay, no matter what your boyfriend says.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
hi-yo!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i bazing-ed for you while you were away.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
thank you for your vigilence.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I'm feeling
a bases-clearing double into the gap.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
this is hurting my stomach. and my heart. moar wine. now.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
Not sure anyone outside of a speed demon scores there
One hop liner.
Hey, if we can't watch the Sox win
at least let us make fun of Griffey and his slowness.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
goddam griffey shoulda scored on OC's single.
AM I WRONG.
AM I WRONG.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawk and DJ setting up the excuse now
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That woulda been so sweet to see him hit one in that atmosphere.
Shut them bitches up.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you mean seconds.
Oh…wait…now I get it.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Sheet. Son of beetch.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
need 1 - 2 - 3.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
Cancel Christmas.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
AJ
now hitting under .200 this month with a walk and two doubles. Our team offense since Q went down is shocking.
Typical decrease of production for him, though, IIRC.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
He was bad in
2005. But otherwise his career September is pretty much in line with his general career numbers. He was decent the last 2 years, not that September really mattered.
For all the talk about how great the Twins are at fundamentals...
…they walked the lead-off man after going up 5-1 and then had what could have been a bonehead play by not covering second on that final ground ball.
Yet the White Sox score no runs.
Go Sox!
This is painful.
Luckily I have a softball game tonight. I will imagine the ball is Nick Punto’s head, or possibly Carlos Gomez, and I will hit the ball harder than I ever have before.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Okay guys, I'm out. Nice job, Clayton.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Damn.
I decided to stop watching when the Sox went 1-2-3 in the top of the fifth. What they’ve roped me into is much, much worse.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions
The defense has sucked?
That’s not why we are losing. It’s the shitty pitching and the shitty offense.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess you didn't read my post.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Hank Paulson, meet Chris Dodd.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Okay.
Please continue to freely post incorrect assesments.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
i am that + angry and scared.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Don't be scared - acceptance is so much less painful
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Nah, we're OK.
JV is our worst pitcher lately of the 3. We’ll be OK.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Clearly the way to get back into this game was to go to the rock solid pen (including a guy who started the year in A-ball) for 5 innings
//I realize we’ll only need 4 innings of the pen tonight//
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 23, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions
If only we had Masset
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Adieu.
Saving it for tomorrow night.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Alexei actually looked pretty slow on that grounder
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I wonder if hitting Kubel would have made sense there.
You’re not going to get the Twins any more fired-up and maybe it would spark the White Sox.
Go Sox!
But what about 6
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Clayton Richard better pitch til his arm fall off.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
that's pretty much his role here
how many pitches did Javy throw tonight?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
75 - 80.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
You mean 75-80 too many
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
he better be ready next start then.
and he better offer to pick up an inning on his throw day.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
He just wanted to make a play.
Fire up the team and all.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
yeah, that's what the Twins dude said.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
You'd lose count too
if you had to play defense behind this
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 23, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Can you blame him - he's trying to get this game out of his head
Time for a PK solo shot
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a sign that he's really got his head in this game?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
It's still not a big enough blow-out...
for Griffey to hit a homer.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions
This has been a terrible effing pitching performance
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Right field, Jermaine.
Righties hit it your way. You can do it as well.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
come on, jermaine. hit a fucking hanger hard for chrissakes.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Does anyone know the FIP formula or where to find it?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
three words
wi-ki-pedia
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 23, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Here you go, hoodlight
http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/statpages/glossary/
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
i can't believe i came back from florida for this. that rundown was like a microcosm for this team.
succeeding despite their best efforts.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Paulie's Solo Shot didn't even get out
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 23, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
all we need to do is win 1
and then the kool aid will be passed around again, relax people
by BestKosherPolish on Sep 23, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions
Better than what the Sox do with theirs.
i.e. blow-up dolls
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by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
And punch. Don't forget the punch. And bite.
They just don’t use it to hit baseballs very much these days.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Put him on 3rd.
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and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
for those of you under 18
be sure to put google image safe search on for your queries of “twins suck”
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
also:
which pitch will gomez steal third on?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
the helplessness of being a sports fan is so damn contrary to everything else in my life. it is really fucking trying sometimes.
and it is so damn hard to truly separate myself from the outcomes.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Here in California
We have other medicine available that numbs the pain. And makes Hawk tollerable, even entertaining!
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
who did you see for a script?
sadly, my glaucoma hasn’t set in yet
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
i am intrigued
and would like to subscribe to your newsletter
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
busted.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i thought he meant gay sex
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i thought he meant he has a wide stance
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
colin
among the eligible serious medical conditions is chronic pain. that seems pretty vague and easily faked.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
actually, they like u to be a little more specific...
…the one that seems to be the catch-all is ‘sleep disorder’
Did Griffey strut out of the box?
Or was he just winded from swinging?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Still winded from the dive earlier
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Rewinding it
His body said “all right,” but his face said, “damnit.”
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
faintly recalls what it's like to hit a homerun.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Swisher sits
and Griffey plays.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
Anderson sits
and Griffey plays.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
Blow job.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
Dan, playing time is decided by a series of blow jobs.
In fact, our entire civilization is built on blow jobs.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
truth.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Might as well - what does he really have to talk about
He’s even tired of slobbering over the Twins
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Remember how I was bashed for...
questioning the awful offense during the Royals series saying that if they are giving quality starts to mediocre to bad starters, how will they fair against good pitchers?
Yeah…
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
hey guys
remember when I took a dump all over the site for like 3 weeks…
I’m here to take credit for that. You’re welcome
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 23, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey...
At least I’m not busting out the CHOKE pictures like SoxTalk.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
your loyalty is questioned.
we are classier than that…
at least when you are hanging out at SoxTalk, we are.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
You have the power to end this.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 23, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Josh Fields sits
and Griffey plays.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
Blow job.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
i'm a little nervous to click - due to what you are responding to..
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
somewhere, ozuna gets high...
and griffey plays.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't forget about speed
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I believe Fields is sitting because he is injured.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 23, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Chris Getz sits
and Griffey plays.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
Yep - broken hand or wrist
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Jason Bourgeois sits
and Griffey plays.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
Shrewd move by Ozzie, hope that the Twins might score all their series alottment of runs tonight!
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Problem is we have scored ours
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And....
the healing process starts.
Goodnight!
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
i believe we've been jason kuballed tonight.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
why did i bother check back in? wtf!?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
Booooooone!!!!!
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let's just keep the good guys warm for the next game.....
no problemo…..
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
put in HORACIO!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
No - I want the Mac attack
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so, is there a sox pitcher with enough pride to put someone on his ass?
or are they too professional to take this personally?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Boone just put 2 on their ass -
he made them run around the bases first, but they are now on their asses
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If they don't throw at the Twins now, Ozzie should be fired!
I’m going to write a FanPost all about it!
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay, guy.
I get it. You don’t like being corrected and you don’t get jokes. Sorry.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Buerhle would.
no question.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Why is he wasting relief pitchers?
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
Why stop at this point in the season
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Shouldn't Richard still be in?
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
who cares?
put Southpaw in, ferallicare.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Might be nice to see...
if anyone wants to get outs.
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by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Boone is the best
I believe that’s 21 ER in his last 10 IP in the bigs. He sucked at Charlotte in the middle.
Too bad there isn't a Baseball version of the Harlem Globetrotters.
Becasue Boone would be perfect to start for the baseball Generals. Cue whopWHOPwhoooowhop soud effects!
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
VG, Ha Ha Ha.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
in regard to jason kubel:
Grant Maki sponsor(s) this page.
Jason Kubel is my hero. Like if Nightcrawler was real and played baseball.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Amazing - our only run on a DP
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at least we are showing diversity. Not just a club that hits home runs.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
That's the word I was looking for!
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I am still at work, and should be doing that.
Time to cancel my mlb.tv subscription first though
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Tonight's game
makes tomorrow’s game very interesting. psychologically,
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
Psychologically interesting in why we continue to watch this
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Adam Russell
better pitch 8 & 9.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
or the ultimate example.
but no, no they shouldn’t put him in.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
If Uribe scores it counts as 3... right?
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Never mind
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You know things are going poorly when you check out ESPN scoreboard and both Kubel and Young are in Top Performers.
Sort of makes scrolling down the page unnecessary.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Hell - we can't even hit a ball out of play correctly!
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Wow. It's seriously like the team has been socking away extra suck all month
to unleash tonight.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
I remember when we only down 4 heading into the 5th - good times
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oh, eat a salad
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
you're outta here.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Its the KC combo
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vazquez lasted only 4 innings. Obviously,
Ozzie’s challenge doesn’t work. What a loser in Vazquez. still remember his teary eyes when signed for a 3-year extension. mental midget.
Appropriate Horacio usage.
If he has to be on the team, that is.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Great minds.
He found (I hope) his niche.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
blow job?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
The look on Ozzie says it all
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LOL
Ramirez has now had 2 perfect innings/outings in his White Sox career…
Once finishing a game with a 10-2 lead, and now sweeping up the mess in a 9-1 loss.
Finally found his role.
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 23, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
I have to imagine
That pitching when down 9 runs is about the same amount of pressure as pitching for the Royals anytime.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
Picky, picky, picky.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
Rally caps on, men?
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
Sorry - William Wallace has left the building
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it's days like these
i’m glad my internet’s fucking up and as a result mlb.tv won’t come through. sounds like i didn’t miss anything one could consider “good”.
question for all of tonight’s bitchers and moaners: did you honestly expect a sweep? did you not factor in the possibility of L-W-W?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
Loss is one thing - getting red-assed is another
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i disagree
because at least with a blowout, there’s the “ah, just didn’t have it. pack it in and come back ready tomorrow”, rather than the nitpicking (both by them and by all the armchair managers here) about had this gone this way or that gone that way. throw the jizzmoppers in and leave the high-leverage guys on the shelf for tomorrow.
think about the walk-off in tampa. that suuuuuuuucked because there was constant second-guessing of every last detail of what could have been. at least there’s certainty when your ass is handed to you.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Problem is
They did very little well, or even good tonight
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
scored 3 runs
too bad pitching and defense gave up a fuckload more
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
LALALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALALALALALA
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
st. paul.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Game so bad they're letting us watch security take the runner down
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
Solo shot PK?
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
i don't want to be rash, but i'm going to call this game an unqualified success.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
swing with all your old man strength junior!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
That justifies his playing tonight
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
thank god
as we know, the sox are like a billion and two when they score a homer
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
i had forgotten about him passing sosa. that seemed like a forgone conclusion a month ago.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
It was well played!
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
Fuck
Now he’ll be in the lineup tomororow
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 23, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions
My thought too
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
He's a HOFer.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
He's just one more challenge for the Sox to overcome...
Tomorrow..it’s Sox versus the Twins and Guillen’s stubborn insistence on playing Griffey in CF
by hitlesswonder on Sep 23, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Rally killer.
WAFJ.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........
and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.
Wheat from the chaff,
Ken Griffey Jr., Horacio Ramirez.
Nuff said.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
Its not that the Sox got better - its that the rest of the division got worse...
But as it stands, we are for the moment, still the Best of the worst!!!
Another shit performance in the books.
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
Damn you, White Sox
Cubs envy is making me feel dirty right now. I can’t help it though. Gah! AHH!!!!
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Maybe the Twins will throw at him tomorrow
and take him out of the game for us.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
I just had a thought
As much as we dig on Griffey, he was responsible for every run the Sox scored.
I don’t know what that means.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
And don't think that hasn't crossed Ozzie's head
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
That loss
and $2 will get you on the LaSalle St. bus.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
Sumbitted without comment - Javy Vazquez vs. Team's Main Rival(s) When Pitching for a Contending Team
Javy Vazquez 2008 (CHW) vs. MN: ERA over 7.00
Javy Vazquez 2007 (CHW) (bad team)
Javy Vazquez 2006 (CHW) vs. DET: ERA 7.50, vs. MIN, ERA 6.83
Javy Vazquez 2005 (AZ) (bad team)
Javy Vazquez 2004 (NYY) vs. BOS, ERA 5.56
Javy Vazquez 2003 and before (MON) — all bad teams and/or not close to playoffs
I’m sure he is a very nice man with many fine qualities.
Having said that, he can eat a giant bag of dicks.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 23, 2008 10:28 PM CDT reply actions
you might want to use FIP instead of ERA
particularly with a small sample size like that.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
OT: there's a show on ch. 205 HDTV about luxury planes.
and a woman on there is extolling the virtues of using your own private plane as if she would highly recommend that we all try it.
as if not knowing the benefits it what keeps us all from doing it. it’s not that we can’t see the upside, you fucking snooty bitch, it’s that you have to be really fucking loaded to make a habit out of that. people are so fucking stupid.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I certainly wish to extoll the virtues of being really fucking loaded and highly recommend you all try it.
Wait … how are we using the term “loaded” in this conversation again?
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 23, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
drunk enough to use your own private jet.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
ah. "kennedy" drunk
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
i believe "kennedy drunk" is only drunk enough to get away with murder, and with a car at that. and who hasn't done that?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
that was damn near Shakespearean
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I certainly wish to extoll the virtues
of lining these wall street fuckers up against the wall.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
thank you?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe he wants to line them up against a wall and give them candy and toys.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 23, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
then i would like back in. i love candy and toys.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
what if it comes with a side of murder?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
then i'll need to know more about the candy.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Tomorrow night's game is a must win...
Blackburn has been the Twins second worse starter lately after Perkins. I think we all know what happens in the third game of this series if the Twins win the first two.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
candy?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions
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