That's Why We Needed a 2.5 Game Lead

2005. But otherwise his career September is pretty much in line with his general career numbers. He was decent the last 2 years, not that September really mattered.

by Bull Pain on Sep 23, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

For all the talk about how great the Twins are at fundamentals...

…they walked the lead-off man after going up 5-1 and then had what could have been a bonehead play by not covering second on that final ground ball.

Yet the White Sox score no runs.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Sep 23, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

This is painful.

Luckily I have a softball game tonight. I will imagine the ball is Nick Punto’s head, or possibly Carlos Gomez, and I will hit the ball harder than I ever have before.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Sep 23, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

It's really over

FUCK THIS

by Option27 on Sep 23, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Okay guys, I'm out. Nice job, Clayton.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Sep 23, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He's not the only one.

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not unforeseeable.

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fucksticks.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Damn.

I decided to stop watching when the Sox went 1-2-3 in the top of the fifth. What they’ve roped me into is much, much worse.

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm scared

Of the next 2 days after this

by Option27 on Sep 23, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Don't be. Javy didn't have shit. The defense has sucked.

And Baker is the best they’ve got.

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The defense has sucked?

That’s not why we are losing. It’s the shitty pitching and the shitty offense.

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I guess you didn't see the part where I said Javy failed and Baker is the best they've got.

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I guess you didn't read my post.

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hank Paulson, meet Chris Dodd.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 23, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I did.

Not illuminating.

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Okay.

Please continue to freely post incorrect assesments.

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have to admit I'm confused as well.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i am that + angry and scared.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Uncle.

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't be scared - acceptance is so much less painful

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nah, we're OK.

JV is our worst pitcher lately of the 3. We’ll be OK.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 23, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Clearly the way to get back into this game was to go to the rock solid pen (including a guy who started the year in A-ball) for 5 innings

//I realize we’ll only need 4 innings of the pen tonight//

by Christopher Michaels on Sep 23, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Is it really any worse than keeping Javy Dent in there?

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

If only we had Masset

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is a psychologically impotent team.

by dantesox on Sep 23, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

people dislike bonds

atleast he can play the game of baseball still.

MrROFL.com

by shaftr on Sep 23, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Adieu.

Saving it for tomorrow night.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 23, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

This is a psychologically impotent team.

by dantesox on Sep 23, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Alexei actually looked pretty slow on that grounder

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

This is a psychologically impotent team.

by dantesox on Sep 23, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

enough

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm getting ready to peace the fuck out

Clayton… you gotta be kidding me

by 815Sox on Sep 23, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

so you're not sticking around

to see if Kubel can pull off the cycle?

by Illini0509 on Sep 23, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wonder if hitting Kubel would have made sense there.

You’re not going to get the Twins any more fired-up and maybe it would spark the White Sox.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Sep 23, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Nevermind...5 runs is actually a recoverable deficit (in theory)

It just feels worse.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Sep 23, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

But what about 6

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well, there goes watching that game

Time to play Castle Crashers.

MrROFL.com

by shaftr on Sep 23, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Clayton Richard better pitch til his arm fall off.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that's pretty much his role here

how many pitches did Javy throw tonight?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

75 - 80.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You mean 75-80 too many

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he better be ready next start then.

and he better offer to pick up an inning on his throw day.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

indefensible to start Jr., javy sucking...

white sox baseball

by RoyEgan on Sep 23, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Jermaine forgot how many outs there were.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He just wanted to make a play.

Fire up the team and all.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 23, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah, that's what the Twins dude said.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You'd lose count too

if you had to play defense behind this

by Christopher Michaels on Sep 23, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Can you blame him - he's trying to get this game out of his head

Time for a PK solo shot

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

a sign that he's really got his head in this game?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm just gonna pretend Liriano pitched

And we never stood a chance

by Option27 on Sep 23, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Liriano pitching = back to back automatic wins

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's still not a big enough blow-out...

for Griffey to hit a homer.

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Bloop, Bloop, Blast. Repeat.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Sep 23, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

This has been a terrible effing pitching performance

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Vazquez proving his critics right

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

I am really disappointed in how far he’s fallen.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Right field, Jermaine.

Righties hit it your way. You can do it as well.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

come on, jermaine. hit a fucking hanger hard for chrissakes.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

29% chance of scoring

3+ runs this inning!!!!

by Illini0509 on Sep 23, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Does anyone know the FIP formula or where to find it?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

three words

wi-ki-pedia

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Sep 23, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm lazy

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Here you go, hoodlight

http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/statpages/glossary/

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

regards

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i can't believe i came back from florida for this. that rundown was like a microcosm for this team.

succeeding despite their best efforts.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Paulie's Solo Shot didn't even get out

by Christopher Michaels on Sep 23, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

They turned on the blowers

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

all we need to do is win 1

and then the kool aid will be passed around again, relax people

by BestKosherPolish on Sep 23, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"This kool aid will make you sleep a long, long, long time"

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Did Gomez just kiss his bat?

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Better than what the Sox do with theirs.

i.e. blow-up dolls

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

And punch. Don't forget the punch. And bite.

They just don’t use it to hit baseballs very much these days.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Horrible pickoff move to come.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Put him on 3rd.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

for those of you under 18

be sure to put google image safe search on for your queries of “twins suck”

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

also:

which pitch will gomez steal third on?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

every broadcast needs a punto montage.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

MONTAGE!

/Asspen

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

HE THREW TO FIRST ON THE FLY!

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Sad looking toss.

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

the helplessness of being a sports fan is so damn contrary to everything else in my life. it is really fucking trying sometimes.

and it is so damn hard to truly separate myself from the outcomes.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

spot on, chum

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Do you have any Xanax?

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Here in California

We have other medicine available that numbs the pain. And makes Hawk tollerable, even entertaining!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Sep 23, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what's your fav co-op?

by RoyEgan on Sep 23, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This one:

http://www.lamedicalmarijuana.com/

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Sep 23, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i live a mile from there. I like cornerstone in eagle rock

by RoyEgan on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Funny. I live a mile from Eagle Rock.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

morpheus is the best. incredible quality. all top shelf. 65 1/8

by RoyEgan on Sep 23, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

who did you see for a script?

sadly, my glaucoma hasn’t set in yet

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

some osteopath in westwood.

a c-note, mini-exam…letter from a chiro about my uh, problem

by RoyEgan on Sep 23, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

www.drjimenez.org/

by RoyEgan on Sep 23, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i am intrigued

and would like to subscribe to your newsletter

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

better come up w/ a good case of glaucoma

by RoyEgan on Sep 23, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

busted.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i thought he meant gay sex

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i thought he meant he has a wide stance

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

colin

among the eligible serious medical conditions is chronic pain. that seems pretty vague and easily faked.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

actually, they like u to be a little more specific...

…the one that seems to be the catch-all is ‘sleep disorder’

by RoyEgan on Sep 23, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Isn't it time for more RAPE JOKES?

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Did Griffey strut out of the box?

Or was he just winded from swinging?

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Still winded from the dive earlier

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rewinding it

His body said “all right,” but his face said, “damnit.”

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

faintly recalls what it's like to hit a homerun.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

little high

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

terrible calls

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Swisher sits

and Griffey plays.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Blow job.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That was God saying

Sox lose.

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yup.

It’s the Twins’ night.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Anderson sits

and Griffey plays.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Blow job.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dan, playing time is decided by a series of blow jobs.

In fact, our entire civilization is built on blow jobs.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Quality reference

by Bull Pain on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

truth.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hawk getting metaphysical here

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Might as well - what does he really have to talk about

He’s even tired of slobbering over the Twins

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hawk is stoned?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 23, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Remember how I was bashed for...

questioning the awful offense during the Royals series saying that if they are giving quality starts to mediocre to bad starters, how will they fair against good pitchers?

Yeah…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Don't break your arm.

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

SSH005 ... stop making so much sense, man!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Sep 23, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hey guys

remember when I took a dump all over the site for like 3 weeks…

I’m here to take credit for that. You’re welcome

by Christopher Michaels on Sep 23, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey...

At least I’m not busting out the CHOKE pictures like SoxTalk.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

For a site you say sucks

You’re there an awful lot.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

your loyalty is questioned.

we are classier than that…

at least when you are hanging out at SoxTalk, we are.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You have the power to end this.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Sep 23, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Josh Fields sits

and Griffey plays.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Blow job.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcaVSTsYyOI

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm a little nervous to click - due to what you are responding to..

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's fine.

And funny. To me, at least.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

somewhere, ozuna gets high...

and griffey plays.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't forget about speed

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I believe Fields is sitting because he is injured.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Sep 23, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Chris Getz sits

and Griffey plays.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Blow job.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Isn't Getz injured?

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep - broken hand or wrist

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jason Bourgeois sits

and Griffey plays.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Blow job.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pablo Ozuna sits (on a couch somewhere)

and Griffey plays.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

damn you, HSA!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Boone!

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Shrewd move by Ozzie, hope that the Twins might score all their series alottment of runs tonight!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Sep 23, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Problem is we have scored ours

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Boone!

Shocker

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

And....

the healing process starts.

Goodnight!

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i believe we've been jason kuballed tonight.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

why did i bother check back in? wtf!?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

bother to

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Boone!

More!

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Booooooone!!!!!

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

let's just keep the good guys warm for the next game.....

no problemo…..

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Leave that cocksucker in for the rest of the game.

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

put in HORACIO!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

No - I want the Mac attack

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by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

whoa.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

so, is there a sox pitcher with enough pride to put someone on his ass?

or are they too professional to take this personally?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Someone like Boone?

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Boone just put 2 on their ass -

he made them run around the bases first, but they are now on their asses

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

If they don't throw at the Twins now, Ozzie should be fired!

I’m going to write a FanPost all about it!

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Great.

Can’t wait to read it.

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Okay, guy.

I get it. You don’t like being corrected and you don’t get jokes. Sorry.

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Buerhle would.

no question.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why is he wasting relief pitchers?

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Why stop at this point in the season

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by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

D.J.?

explicame

by expatnyc on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Shouldn't Richard still be in?

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

who cares?

put Southpaw in, ferallicare.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Might be nice to see...

if anyone wants to get outs.

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Sep 23, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Boone is the best

I believe that’s 21 ER in his last 10 IP in the bigs. He sucked at Charlotte in the middle.

by Bull Pain on Sep 23, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

my ass hurts from taking it in the brown so hard by jason kubel

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 23, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Too bad there isn't a Baseball version of the Harlem Globetrotters.

Becasue Boone would be perfect to start for the baseball Generals. Cue whopWHOPwhoooowhop soud effects!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Sep 23, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

VG, Ha Ha Ha.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

in regard to jason kubel:

Grant Maki sponsor(s) this page.
Jason Kubel is my hero. Like if Nightcrawler was real and played baseball.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Amazing - our only run on a DP

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

at least we are showing diversity. Not just a club that hits home runs.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 23, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

manufacture.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Sep 23, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's the word I was looking for!

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by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am still at work, and should be doing that.

Time to cancel my mlb.tv subscription first though

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Sep 23, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Tonight's game

makes tomorrow’s game very interesting. psychologically,

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Psychologically interesting in why we continue to watch this

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Adam Russell

better pitch 8 & 9.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That'd be a waste of his win powers.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

or the ultimate example.

but no, no they shouldn’t put him in.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Every time Uribe walks an angel gets its chicken wings

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He did it wrong.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

If Uribe scores it counts as 3... right?

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Never mind

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You know things are going poorly when you check out ESPN scoreboard and both Kubel and Young are in Top Performers.

Sort of makes scrolling down the page unnecessary.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Sep 23, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hell - we can't even hit a ball out of play correctly!

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by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow. It's seriously like the team has been socking away extra suck all month

to unleash tonight.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Sep 23, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I remember when we only down 4 heading into the 5th - good times

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by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The salad days

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh, eat a salad

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you're outta here.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Its the KC combo

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

vazquez lasted only 4 innings. Obviously,

Ozzie’s challenge doesn’t work. What a loser in Vazquez. still remember his teary eyes when signed for a 3-year extension. mental midget.

by zj-uic on Sep 23, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Appropriate Horacio usage.

If he has to be on the team, that is.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Great minds.

He found (I hope) his niche.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

blow job?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 23, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The look on Ozzie says it all

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL

Ramirez has now had 2 perfect innings/outings in his White Sox career…

Once finishing a game with a 10-2 lead, and now sweeping up the mess in a 9-1 loss.

Finally found his role.

by Christopher Michaels on Sep 23, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I have to imagine

That pitching when down 9 runs is about the same amount of pressure as pitching for the Royals anytime.

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 23, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's better than Dewon Day.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Picky, picky, picky.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rally caps on, men?

Everyone get down on their knees tonight.........

and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer for the Sox bullpen. Call in some chits.

by ballyb on Sep 23, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Sorry - William Wallace has left the building

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it's days like these

i’m glad my internet’s fucking up and as a result mlb.tv won’t come through. sounds like i didn’t miss anything one could consider “good”.

question for all of tonight’s bitchers and moaners: did you honestly expect a sweep? did you not factor in the possibility of L-W-W?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Loss is one thing - getting red-assed is another

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 23, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

because at least with a blowout, there’s the “ah, just didn’t have it. pack it in and come back ready tomorrow”, rather than the nitpicking (both by them and by all the armchair managers here) about had this gone this way or that gone that way. throw the jizzmoppers in and leave the high-leverage guys on the shelf for tomorrow.

think about the walk-off in tampa. that suuuuuuuucked because there was constant second-guessing of every last detail of what could have been. at least there’s certainty when your ass is handed to you.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 23, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs