Series for the Central: Round 2
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 6:15 PM CDT
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Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins, Sep 24, 2008 7:10 PM CDT
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No Redmond in the Lineup!
What a huge swing of momentum
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 24, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gardenhire
trying to counter Ozzie’s stupidity.
He thinks it’s a trick.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't want anyone else pitching for us
I’m happy
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
idk
larry said somethin about jesus pitching
i think he’d be better
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shiva would have a very deceptive delivery
good call. who knows what hand that ball is comin out of
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when osfib gets on
post if that was the cover of the book back when you took the class.
cuz it was for mine
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
as the destroyer, would have a wicked curve
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
needs work on the change though
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hopefully a change that doesn't require death first
i suppose he can work on it in the winter leagues
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
# 1 - agreed.
- 2 – no.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me too. I love Burls. no matter whats. he could go out there and take a dump on the mound, and I'd still love him.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's are Mark!
Huggles!
I feel the same about Fat Juan
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last night I got invited to a stupid hipster concert in Williamsburg
I thought about staying in for the Sox. The concert sucked, but apparently not as much as the game.
Go get em tonight guys
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, you missed a winner alright.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A little band called THE BEATLES
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
couldn't even tell you...it was at some place called Don Pedro's
a bunch of shitty little bands playing
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
aha
i see ive been reading and posting on the wrong thread for the last twenty-teen minutes.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 24, 2008 6:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no worries. it happens to the best of us...and wu.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 24, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha.
I am working on my last Corona (sorry) and then it’s back to wine, speaking of the opos…
That wine helped me to sleep last night, after witnessing the game. I fell asleep near the end of the game….even missed Griff’s homer….which is probably for the better considering it may very well have solidified him a spot in tonight’s lineup….yeah, I’m glad I missed that….I may have had a heart attack…..or at least a sore shoulder.
wine’s on deck, to help in case of implosion.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You may take that and stick it in your SF ear.
Mickey Mantle has called – he wants his liver back.
OK, this is the shit tonight. Definitely the biggest game of the year. I like Jim’s spiel that this is why MB gets the $56MM. Hopefully eveyone else remembers they get paid, too.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
grand entrance.
i concur.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seeing AJ do something great would just about make my life worthwhile again.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
(specifically in this series, that is, though I'll have him wake up anytime at all....)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ocab instead of AJ....oh man, it's just heavenly.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
give OC a warm-up in the 2-hole....he'll figure it out by the end of the game!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leadoff walk scores 4 percent of the time.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
guess this is the 96
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good odds.
Vs. leadoff out scoring 0% of the time.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will Jermaine pull the ball?
All signs point to yes.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you are wrong
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heyyyyyy
He’s a winner.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
omg! even the guy who said everyone else was a big puss is a choker and doesn't want to win!!! fuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 24, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
brutal
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 24, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Griffey
Ken Williams man crush. Ozzie’s gutless penciling of him into the lineup. How do you spell despair?
by mioilman on Sep 24, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you spelled it right there.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ssh2005?
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 24, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought SoB, but he can spell.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leadoff walks score 109 percent of the time.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the twins score every inning
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They take advantage of every opportunity.
Every one. They are perfect.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so, if you put those two together, they automatically score 2 runs, right?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
110.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that pitch.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
im missing Knight Rider for this?
ps – I hate Orlando Cabrera
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 24, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hawk "When the big boppers don't bop, you don't dance"
DJ “That should be a song”
YES!
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did someone say the Big Bopper?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL.
But I preferred Buddy Holly.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
somebody please let the gameday among us know what the hell is going on...very slow.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 24, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Game's over
First and third – duck snort by Casilla.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oy vey.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my god
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 24, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Christ.
Muted ALREADY.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 24, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I swear to Shiva!
This his how I feel like against these guys
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
but if you hit start you do super punch
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buerhle, take your head outta your ass!!!!!!!!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hawk: I wish the twins would pull a greezed tee out of my behind with a pair of pliers
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i can haz re-do?
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 24, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
quick! everyone into the time machine!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amazing how they don't do the MVP chant for Mauer.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
theyre too busy, um, doing something a stereotypical minnesotan does?
fishes in one of their 10000 lakes?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apologizing a lot?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
eating lutafisk?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
voting former entertainers to public office?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watching attack ads for and against more entertainment candidates?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Listening to Prince?
Voting Democatic? Listening to Garrison Keiller? Saying “You betcha”?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you betcha, you betcha, you betch
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rooting for the Goolden Goophers?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who do I miss?
Garland! When do I miss him? Now!
by mioilman on Sep 24, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Hawk say "Where was that pitch."
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hope Blackburn enjoys his run.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah.
CUZ THAT’S ALL HE’S GETTING.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawk: We're better off facing a deficit in these games
So this run is a positive.
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ha.hahaha.excellent logic.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer a homer hawk to a negative nelly.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 24, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
ok good. I’ve got the Twins’ bats, not ours.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coop's crapping his pants.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Been said so many times against the Twinkies
“Could’ve been worse”
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Griff says
psshh
i’m done
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Griffey range!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no lee if this shit's wrapped up
“Let’s see what the game means and go from there,” manager Eric Wedge said Wednesday. “We’ll see where Chicago is.”
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Had it all the way.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought the game was over. Thank Q, Griff caught that ball.
It’s out of Buerhle’s system.
He’s smoov sailing from here.
He’s about to punch the Twins in the dicks.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what's with you and all the dick violence?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sent text to 74499 if you want a text message sent to your phone when the Twins clinch the division.
no shit.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gentleman Motors!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good man.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha. indubitably
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please - their stock is in the tank.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PUNCH 'EM IN THE DICK
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That is hilarious. I've not heard that.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow. Thanks, dude. You are not an Associate Tsar of SSS for nothin'.
I read the above comment and felt burdened by the task of finding that link.
hahahahaha.
and now I get to hear it again too!
double-score.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hawk heart DJ
“thats the pperfect description” he says, giggling.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 24, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i will miss him
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT - Bill Murray, sex addict (according to divorce papers)
at the Scrubs/Mets game. Scrubs attract only the best fans.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Ma'am, I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't."
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phew
Jr could really come through this time!
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so does the double count as clutch because it's a big game or when they were trailing and needed to get some momemtum back? or is thome still unclutch because the double was in the 2nd?
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 24, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
can't be clutch in the 2nd inning
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It loses clutch points because it would've been a single on grass.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the run, Blackburn.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thanks thome, for getting to second
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thanks jr. for being you
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Alexi looks at left. Delmon shrugs.
The legend grows.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
somewhere elijah sends a text
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chelexei's?
I predict he has a moment of clarity in this game.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How will we know?
Will he glow?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll know.
It hasn’t happened yet. His wings will unfold, and he will ascend.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and a slow clap will start behind the baggy
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alexei is a baseball player
Draws him in with the punt.
Then pokes a ground ball past the 3B.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
alexei = baseball player = twin.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 24, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's having a buehrle moment
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
watch your mouth.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
said with no malice towards mark
the only jersey i own is his
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
where was ssh to shit on the twins for only getting one in the first after 1st and 3rd no outs with mauer, morneau, kubel due up?
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 24, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sideburn conference on the mound.
They decided to widen them.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Blackburn has nothing.
“The glasses, they do nothing!”
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"It's not Greg Walker teaching him"
Understatement of the year
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
more like thank fucking god
walker is not teaching him
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WISE
Wisdom suggests to kick em’ while they’re down
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did he save a run or prevent himself from escaping the inning?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Our GS guy is up!
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hawk: minnesota's fans are better than sox fans
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I saw an Asian guy in the crowd!!!
Token.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that sucked
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
unwise
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ssh sighting in 5...4...3...2...1...
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 24, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
(don't forget to remind him about all the stranded Twins in the first).
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
laughing. out. loud.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
to recap,
the Sox got another hit w/ RISP — Did not score
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Aww, would you rather we not got the hit?
At least he had to throw another 5 pitches.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
singles = the answer.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
alexei's fault for not being able to score from second on a single!
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 24, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Expected
That 1 run though.
It felt good and looked ugly
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He chose...poorly.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
cup of a carpenter
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, Dewayne.
You’re not supposed to realize your true talent level until four weeks from now.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you mean when the twin's are sweeping the dodgers in the series?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stupid rubber grass
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thats a hit in ZERO other parks*
*pretends Toronto and St. Pete dont exist
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 24, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ughhh
I forgot they get to go up this inning also
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you don't know shit about baseball.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 24, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTO
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sliding into first base is moronic.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 24, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope he dies doing it one day.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's right.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Punto makes $25,000 for every useless slide.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM EDT
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He really could! What if the first baseman stepped on his neck by accident?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 24, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wink wink, nudge nudge
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it would certainly be a happy accident.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 24, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was picturing his neck snapping against the bag....
but that was just in my fantasy.
Yours can be different.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hopefully fat toby plays first that day
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or at least a cleat to the face
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate dees fuckeeng guy
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FNP.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice bunt.
What is that?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's not fair
Why do their hits with men on second get to score?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate him
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We need Denard Span on our team. Now.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 24, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pirhana'ed again.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He was out.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, so maybe Burls didn't get it allllll out of his system, per se.
But almost.
Ohboy, here’s Ozzie.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And we get to see a PSA about drunk driving behind the plate.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"On field delay"
what’s happening?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Buehrle picked off the guy at second
and the ump fucking blew the call. Not even close.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bullshit call on Gomez (he was picked off)
Ozzie went out to let the umpire have it.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 24, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie argued the really shitty call.
Buerhle picked Gomez off, called safe.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING OUT!!!!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bollocks
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else's home broadcast on MLB.TV not working
I have to listen to MN…great
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Got it here in FL.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh-oh.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hawk is unhappy
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Buehrle making short-rest Javy look like a strike-throwing machine
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Back to the "unlucky" Mark of the beginning of the year.
Dink, dunk, bunt, bad call, etc. Wait for the long one.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bet you do a lot of waiting for the long one
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
watch your mouth.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What does that mean, Urbana farm boy?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i live in champaign
thank you very much you opos
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All the same cow-town to the rest of the country.
Not as sophisticated as West Lafayette, IN. YPOS.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what would i do without you
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know what you mean.
I think nothing’s happening because it’s still early.
Burls is having some shit luck too.
And missing the strike zone.
And not really having a consistent strike zone called, for that matter.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKING SHIT FUCK PIECE OF FUCKIN BULLSHIT
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mauer and Morneau helped Buehrle out
Will the Sox take advantage?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is the spacepope catholic?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
comcast sportsnet all star lineup is DRUNK AS FUCK
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OC's going to have to settle for a single out here.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tie?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tie goes to the Twins.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
My stats this evening:
1 Empty Can Thrown
27 Jesus Fucking Christs
5 Cigarettes
32 Paces
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
im out of cigarettes
not doing well
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I started a pack at the beginning of the game.
I have another full one. I’ve never come close to two packs in one evening….
Stay tuned!
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's OK - you only need one lung.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you forgot one:
99 Hawks says Umpire or Umpires
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 24, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
waiting...
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They don't even hit it hard enough for us to turn the DPs.
On the carpet? THAT’S HOW MUCH THEY SUCK.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"lets have an open air ballpark like 100 miles from in the arctic circle"
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta keep grinding - Blackburn has nothing.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We're going to win this game.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The karma looks bad - poor calls/breaks -
but we’re in it. Last night I felt we were out of it after 3.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right, and we're only down 2.
Has the feeling of a football game where one team gets inside the red zone 4 times in the first half and comes away with 6 points to lead 6-3 at the half.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You post this...
AFTER they get two men on AGAIN?
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This post is not correct.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am glad you cleared that up.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at all the flamers in the crowd.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fair-haired white people celebrate modestly over the bare-handed grab.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, those flamers.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably because you're high.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...altho I am looking at a new batch of pure kush w/ a thc count of 20+
by RoyEgan on Sep 24, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure that's great.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CA sure gets a bad rap - not everyone is stoned there.
(OK, everyone is.)
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(bubble bubble bubble)
wha?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I resemble that remark.
I hit better than he is lately.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will JD get a hit the rest of '08?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is Q Qish?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not sure what Thome was looking at/for there.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come, let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories about the death of kings
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Look who is representing Satan tonight.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pete!
Posting from BEYOND THE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pete and wiz both back?
this is getting freaky
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pete and Wiz alive
Sox offense dead
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so if we kill them
the offense will be ok?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm dying here
No tv, internet blackout. And on SSS much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
I was hoping we’d win tonite and get this shit over with, yeesh.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't call it India-noplace for nothing, slugger.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love these geographic quips coming from Tony Orlando
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least my shit works.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easy there, Narhari. Remember our policy on discussing this openly on the site.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buehrle needs to hit one of the Twins in the face
Worked on Pronk
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is already a sweep in my mind.
Now I’m just gonna wait and see if the Sox can do something. I always knew they sucked anyway.
:D
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if sox get swept
they deserve to not make playoffs
by The Scoper on Sep 24, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umm...yes.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have they hit a ball hard this whole game?
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think the hardest one
was the out to Griffey
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking dinks.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have two here they've hit pretty hard.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Sep 24, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Choke... that's all that can be said...
So damn predictable.
Now Hawk and D.J. are just shrugging their shoulders in the booth and acting like the Twins are unbeatable.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 24, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hey, vagtastic bore
take it elsewhere
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I keep saying...
You guys are more alike than you are different.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me and him?
say it ain’t so jim
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
O HAI
Is the game over yet?
Give it a rest.
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pete's here tonight.
He has no e-mail, so get his address and mail him your thoughts. He needs the company.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Choke...or the Twins are better, take your pick
I know which one I think is true…
by hitlesswonder on Sep 24, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why does my heart always drop when i hear a fly to center on the radio
with griffey out there
by The Scoper on Sep 24, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
because you are a realist
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why does mine always drop when my doctor tells me I have cancer and AIDS?
Same reason.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Sep 24, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not really something to joke about
by The Scoper on Sep 24, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why are doctors always so sensitive?
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Sep 24, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember dudes,
even if we win the last two in the series, we still have to beat the “red hot” indians at least once! If only we had teh all-winning powers of the Minnesota Twins!
Still, I’m pretty glad I’m going to be on a houseboat out of cellphone contact all weekend.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Sep 24, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can Of Corn
The phrase, first used in 1896, makes reference to a long-ago practice where a grocer would use a stick to tip a can of vegetables off a high shelf, then catch it in his hands or outstretched apron. Another possible source: Such a pop fly is as easy to capture as “corn from a can.”
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ASB 2003 taught me that
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
High fastball, out of the zone please.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
youuuu'rrre welcome.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you.
Maybe we just have to ask nicely.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It IS Minny. Very polite axe murderers there.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's get some runs please
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
RAPE JOKES!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MB restores order.
Now get into a rhythm. How many pitches is that for him?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs