Series for the Central: Round 2
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 6:15 PM CDT
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No Redmond in the Lineup!
What a huge swing of momentum
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 24, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions
gardenhire
trying to counter Ozzie’s stupidity.
He thinks it’s a trick.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
idk
larry said somethin about jesus pitching
i think he’d be better
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
Shiva would have a very deceptive delivery
good call. who knows what hand that ball is comin out of
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
when osfib gets on
post if that was the cover of the book back when you took the class.
cuz it was for mine
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
as the destroyer, would have a wicked curve
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
hopefully a change that doesn't require death first
i suppose he can work on it in the winter leagues
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
ha!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
# 1 - agreed.
- 2 – no.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
me too. I love Burls. no matter whats. he could go out there and take a dump on the mound, and I'd still love him.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
He's are Mark!
Huggles!
I feel the same about Fat Juan
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Last night I got invited to a stupid hipster concert in Williamsburg
I thought about staying in for the Sox. The concert sucked, but apparently not as much as the game.
Go get em tonight guys
yeah, you missed a winner alright.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
A little band called THE BEATLES
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
couldn't even tell you...it was at some place called Don Pedro's
a bunch of shitty little bands playing
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
aha
i see ive been reading and posting on the wrong thread for the last twenty-teen minutes.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
no worries. it happens to the best of us...and wu.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 24, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
haha.
I am working on my last Corona (sorry) and then it’s back to wine, speaking of the opos…
That wine helped me to sleep last night, after witnessing the game. I fell asleep near the end of the game….even missed Griff’s homer….which is probably for the better considering it may very well have solidified him a spot in tonight’s lineup….yeah, I’m glad I missed that….I may have had a heart attack…..or at least a sore shoulder.
wine’s on deck, to help in case of implosion.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
You may take that and stick it in your SF ear.
Mickey Mantle has called – he wants his liver back.
OK, this is the shit tonight. Definitely the biggest game of the year. I like Jim’s spiel that this is why MB gets the $56MM. Hopefully eveyone else remembers they get paid, too.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
grand entrance.
i concur.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Seeing AJ do something great would just about make my life worthwhile again.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
(specifically in this series, that is, though I'll have him wake up anytime at all....)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Ocab instead of AJ....oh man, it's just heavenly.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
give OC a warm-up in the 2-hole....he'll figure it out by the end of the game!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Good odds.
Vs. leadoff out scoring 0% of the time.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
omg! even the guy who said everyone else was a big puss is a choker and doesn't want to win!!! fuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
brutal
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Griffey
Ken Williams man crush. Ozzie’s gutless penciling of him into the lineup. How do you spell despair?
you spelled it right there.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
ssh2005?
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 24, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought SoB, but he can spell.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
the twins score every inning
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
They take advantage of every opportunity.
Every one. They are perfect.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
so, if you put those two together, they automatically score 2 runs, right?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
im missing Knight Rider for this?
ps – I hate Orlando Cabrera
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
Hawk "When the big boppers don't bop, you don't dance"
DJ “That should be a song”
YES!
LOL.
But I preferred Buddy Holly.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
somebody please let the gameday among us know what the hell is going on...very slow.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
Game's over
First and third – duck snort by Casilla.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
oy vey.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
my god
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Hawk: I wish the twins would pull a greezed tee out of my behind with a pair of pliers
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
quick! everyone into the time machine!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
theyre too busy, um, doing something a stereotypical minnesotan does?
fishes in one of their 10000 lakes?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
eating lutafisk?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
voting former entertainers to public office?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Watching attack ads for and against more entertainment candidates?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Listening to Prince?
Voting Democatic? Listening to Garrison Keiller? Saying “You betcha”?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Hope Blackburn enjoys his run.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
yeah.
CUZ THAT’S ALL HE’S GETTING.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawk: We're better off facing a deficit in these games
So this run is a positive.
ha.hahaha.excellent logic.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I prefer a homer hawk to a negative nelly.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 24, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha!
ok good. I’ve got the Twins’ bats, not ours.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
no lee if this shit's wrapped up
“Let’s see what the game means and go from there,” manager Eric Wedge said Wednesday. “We’ll see where Chicago is.”
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
Had it all the way.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I thought the game was over. Thank Q, Griff caught that ball.
It’s out of Buerhle’s system.
He’s smoov sailing from here.
He’s about to punch the Twins in the dicks.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
what's with you and all the dick violence?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Sent text to 74499 if you want a text message sent to your phone when the Twins clinch the division.
no shit.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
Good man.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
ha. indubitably
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Please - their stock is in the tank.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
PUNCH 'EM IN THE DICK
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
That is hilarious. I've not heard that.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
wow. Thanks, dude. You are not an Associate Tsar of SSS for nothin'.
I read the above comment and felt burdened by the task of finding that link.
hahahahaha.
and now I get to hear it again too!
double-score.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
hawk heart DJ
“thats the pperfect description” he says, giggling.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
OT - Bill Murray, sex addict (according to divorce papers)
at the Scrubs/Mets game. Scrubs attract only the best fans.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
"Ma'am, I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't."
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
so does the double count as clutch because it's a big game or when they were trailing and needed to get some momemtum back? or is thome still unclutch because the double was in the 2nd?
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
It loses clutch points because it would've been a single on grass.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
thanks thome, for getting to second
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
thanks jr. for being you
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Chelexei's?
I predict he has a moment of clarity in this game.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
How will we know?
Will he glow?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
You'll know.
It hasn’t happened yet. His wings will unfold, and he will ascend.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Alexei is a baseball player
Draws him in with the punt.
Then pokes a ground ball past the 3B.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
alexei = baseball player = twin.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 24, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
watch your mouth.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
where was ssh to shit on the twins for only getting one in the first after 1st and 3rd no outs with mauer, morneau, kubel due up?
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
Blackburn has nothing.
“The glasses, they do nothing!”
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Our GS guy is up!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
hawk: minnesota's fans are better than sox fans
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
I saw an Asian guy in the crowd!!!
Token.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
unwise
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
(don't forget to remind him about all the stranded Twins in the first).
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
laughing. out. loud.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
to recap,
the Sox got another hit w/ RISP — Did not score
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions
Aww, would you rather we not got the hit?
At least he had to throw another 5 pitches.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
singles = the answer.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
alexei's fault for not being able to score from second on a single!
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 24, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
He chose...poorly.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
cup of a carpenter
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
C'mon, Dewayne.
You’re not supposed to realize your true talent level until four weeks from now.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
you mean when the twin's are sweeping the dodgers in the series?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
thats a hit in ZERO other parks*
*pretends Toronto and St. Pete dont exist
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
you don't know shit about baseball.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 24, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
sliding into first base is moronic.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 24, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope he dies doing it one day.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
That's right.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Punto makes $25,000 for every useless slide.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM EDT
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
He really could! What if the first baseman stepped on his neck by accident?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 24, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
wink wink, nudge nudge
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
it would certainly be a happy accident.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 24, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I was picturing his neck snapping against the bag....
but that was just in my fantasy.
Yours can be different.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
hopefully fat toby plays first that day
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
or at least a cleat to the face
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice bunt.
What is that?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I hate him
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
We need Denard Span on our team. Now.
Why so serious?
Pirhana'ed again.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Ok, so maybe Burls didn't get it allllll out of his system, per se.
But almost.
Ohboy, here’s Ozzie.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
And we get to see a PSA about drunk driving behind the plate.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
"On field delay"
what’s happening?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
Buehrle picked off the guy at second
and the ump fucking blew the call. Not even close.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
bullshit call on Gomez (he was picked off)
Ozzie went out to let the umpire have it.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 24, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Ozzie argued the really shitty call.
Buerhle picked Gomez off, called safe.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone else's home broadcast on MLB.TV not working
I have to listen to MN…great
Got it here in FL.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
hawk is unhappy
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Buehrle making short-rest Javy look like a strike-throwing machine
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions
Back to the "unlucky" Mark of the beginning of the year.
Dink, dunk, bunt, bad call, etc. Wait for the long one.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
watch your mouth.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
What does that mean, Urbana farm boy?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
All the same cow-town to the rest of the country.
Not as sophisticated as West Lafayette, IN. YPOS.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I know what you mean.
I think nothing’s happening because it’s still early.
Burls is having some shit luck too.
And missing the strike zone.
And not really having a consistent strike zone called, for that matter.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCKING BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKING SHIT FUCK PIECE OF FUCKIN BULLSHIT
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
Mauer and Morneau helped Buehrle out
Will the Sox take advantage?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
is the spacepope catholic?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
comcast sportsnet all star lineup is DRUNK AS FUCK
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Tie goes to the Twins.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
My stats this evening:
1 Empty Can Thrown
27 Jesus Fucking Christs
5 Cigarettes
32 Paces
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
im out of cigarettes
not doing well
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
I started a pack at the beginning of the game.
I have another full one. I’ve never come close to two packs in one evening….
Stay tuned!
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
It's OK - you only need one lung.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
you forgot one:
99 Hawks says Umpire or Umpires
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
waiting...
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
They don't even hit it hard enough for us to turn the DPs.
On the carpet? THAT’S HOW MUCH THEY SUCK.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
"lets have an open air ballpark like 100 miles from in the arctic circle"
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Gotta keep grinding - Blackburn has nothing.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
The karma looks bad - poor calls/breaks -
but we’re in it. Last night I felt we were out of it after 3.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Right, and we're only down 2.
Has the feeling of a football game where one team gets inside the red zone 4 times in the first half and comes away with 6 points to lead 6-3 at the half.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
You post this...
AFTER they get two men on AGAIN?
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I am glad you cleared that up.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Fair-haired white people celebrate modestly over the bare-handed grab.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
yeah, those flamers.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
CA sure gets a bad rap - not everyone is stoned there.
(OK, everyone is.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
(bubble bubble bubble)
wha?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I resemble that remark.
I hit better than he is lately.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Will JD get a hit the rest of '08?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
is Q Qish?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Come, let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories about the death of kings
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Look who is representing Satan tonight.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Pete and Wiz alive
Sox offense dead
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm dying here
No tv, internet blackout. And on SSS much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
I was hoping we’d win tonite and get this shit over with, yeesh.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Don't call it India-noplace for nothing, slugger.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I love these geographic quips coming from Tony Orlando
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
At least my shit works.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Easy there, Narhari. Remember our policy on discussing this openly on the site.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
This is already a sweep in my mind.
Now I’m just gonna wait and see if the Sox can do something. I always knew they sucked anyway.
:D
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
Umm...yes.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Have they hit a ball hard this whole game?
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions
Fucking dinks.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Choke... that's all that can be said...
So damn predictable.
Now Hawk and D.J. are just shrugging their shoulders in the booth and acting like the Twins are unbeatable.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
I keep saying...
You guys are more alike than you are different.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
O HAI
Is the game over yet?
Give it a rest.
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Pete's here tonight.
He has no e-mail, so get his address and mail him your thoughts. He needs the company.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Choke...or the Twins are better, take your pick
I know which one I think is true…
by hitlesswonder on Sep 24, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
because you are a realist
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Why does mine always drop when my doctor tells me I have cancer and AIDS?
Same reason.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Remember dudes,
even if we win the last two in the series, we still have to beat the “red hot” indians at least once! If only we had teh all-winning powers of the Minnesota Twins!
Still, I’m pretty glad I’m going to be on a houseboat out of cellphone contact all weekend.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Can Of Corn
The phrase, first used in 1896, makes reference to a long-ago practice where a grocer would use a stick to tip a can of vegetables off a high shelf, then catch it in his hands or outstretched apron. Another possible source: Such a pop fly is as easy to capture as “corn from a can.”
youuuu'rrre welcome.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
It IS Minny. Very polite axe murderers there.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
let's get some runs please
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
MB restores order.
Now get into a rhythm. How many pitches is that for him?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Mid-60s
The pen seems likely to come into play here…and that entails…..
by hitlesswonder on Sep 24, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
He Gone
The expression “He gone!” connects with the similar CB-radio expression, which Harrelson cited directly when wrapping up the Sox victory parade in 2005: “We gone!”
a 'blackburn' is a type of fish
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Waht's the deal with grape nuts? No grapes, no nuts?
Just like Pete.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
why do they call it ovaltine?
shouldnt they call it ‘roundtine’
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
That's gold I tell ya, gold
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
One of the best skits evah. LOL.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
65 pitches for MB,
or 165?
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
I say, good chaps. Perchance might we smite the horsehide sphere mightily in a manner such as the scoring of multiple points or "runs" shall ensue?
kthxbai.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions
I love the defeatist attitude by Hawk and D.J.
The Twins are the greatest team in baseball and the Sox shouldn’t even expect to beat them.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Jim commented on this already
So I’m going to let it go…
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
PUT IT ON THE BOARD
Jr WTF
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Griffey???
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
Griffey deciding to hit all of his homers in the last week of the season.
Why would a Twins fan throw that ball back? What a tool.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
maybe a moose told him to do it
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bench his ass!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
haha
LOOK AT CHU NOW!
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
A god!!!!!!!
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
Wings beginning to unfold...
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
JOE!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
CREDE!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Club em like baby seals
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
think that guy regrets throwing the home run ball back yet?
because he does.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
if he doesn't now, he will when the booze wears off.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
fucking boof
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
flip a coin
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
was it heads or tails?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
I didn't check.
Man, you gotta lay out the rules a lot clearer next time.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
it got caught in your parents shag carpeting
and landed on its side, right?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Did I mention Blackburn is gassed?
Foot on the throat time.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
ha. Chi texted me:
“They hit a home run. No excuse not to win.”
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
Twins showed them how to do it
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
Sarcasm....
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
definitely. distracted.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Fook.
But we at least got one. If MB holds them we’re in great shape.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
please punish them
dammit
nm
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
Same
guy basically ruins the site at times
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
bbq
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Are Hawk and DJ
blaming Alexei for awful baserunning like they did when AJ did the same a few weeks back? That’s a DP if he doesn’t distract the 3B.
We know. It was a good play.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
RISP
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions
Oooh...I wanna change that to...
RI(s)P
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
if by DFA
you mean shoot in the face with a pistol
then yes
DFA Wise.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
This sucks - to make it worse - Jr has all the RBIs for both games so far
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
We are seeing why the homer-or-nothing offense is overrated.
These guys take huge cuts at garbage pitches with RISP.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
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