Can We Get a Clutch Hit, Please?
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 8:26 PM CDT
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Print7 hits. 2 for extra bases. 1 with runner in scoring position. Sox down 1. Headed to the Bottom of the 4th.
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Blackburn's not exactly fooling anyone
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Special guest appearance
I’m here for the clincher tonite. I gotta good feeling, although that might just be my bowels.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Hawk and D.J. are talking about how bad the Sox are with runners at the corners...
D.J.: “It’s amazing how the Sox have been in first place for so long.”
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
DJ smoking with RoyEgan.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Ha, an old goodie.
When JD was still hitting….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I can not even describe how great that is.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Any chance Mark gives us 6IP, 3R???
That would be sweeeeeeet at this point
Yes. That is exactly what will happen.
Maybe even moar innings, if he can breeze through others….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
No - Mark's in it to win it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
shitty zone for mark tonight? where's the control?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 24, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions
i was looking at the pitch count for the previous innings
agreed, great inning by mb!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 24, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
so was that picture of Shiva on the last thread the cover when you were in the class too?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
1993, killed a lot of brain cells since then
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 24, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Twins being lulled into a false sense of security . . .
John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."
Thank you Buehrle!!
I’m starting to feel a little better…
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions
we just gotta keep beating the shit outta the twins pitchers now.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
That's it. Finally. MB on the horse.
We got 7 hits? Matter of time, men.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
How many pitches can we get from Buehrle?
I’d go as far as possible tonight.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
115 tops.
We will need him bad should the post-season happen.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck that.
Time is NOW, kid.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Fine! 118 tops!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
whatever works
Dye should be bunting
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
no fucking about now
this is when we crush those cunts
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
Matt Abatacola.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawk liked his name, so uses it.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a pitch JD should hit 450 feet.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions
Dammit, that was my thought. He's way off.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Yeah
shoulda bunted or pinch hit Owens
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions
Who is killing us?
1. Wise.
2. JD.
Fucking painful to let this guy (Blackburn) hang around.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
He's been shocking
Sadly he needs to be moved far down the order.
Took the same pitch for strike 3 last time.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
WTF is Thome looking for?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
when the sox get the leadoff man aboard
he scores .109% of the time
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
By grabbing Thome's crotch?
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
it would be like totally narly if like
carlos quentin rode into the dome on a unicorn and save us from this madness
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 24, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions
C'mon, Paulie. Pretend it's 2005 and a fat contract awaits.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
all right
everything after two
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
the answer is no.
no we can not get a clutch hit, thank you.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
'bout time for Hawk to rag on the umps again
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
WHAT THE FUCK UMPS!
I ball in IN PLAY FUCKERS!!!
There was one guy who could catch roofballs in right field foul territory like that...
…and his name was Ray Durham.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Ball hit off one of the speakers
Alexei made a great sliding catch in foul territory, but they said its a foul ball no matter what if it hits off the speaker and lands in foul territory.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 24, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
If it lands in Fair, its Fair
If it lands in foul, its foul no matter what? BULLSHIT
Only for the Twins. If an opposing team does either, they automatically forfeit the game.
And Gardenhire gets the other team’s manager’s wife as plunder.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
There's a surprise
walk 2 pitches after bizarre play
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions
Interesting strike zone tonight - a bit inconsistent.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Finally get a DP.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Junior flips him off.
Tackels him between innings. Later gives his agent’s number to him.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Big inning here.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
It seems like every time Buehrle pitches in the HHH Metrofuck
He gets punched in the nuts with these broken bat bloops.
Basketball lingo?
Nice save?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
What if he misses the free throw at 20?
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
It is much better to look good than to feel good.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Not mutually exclusive, sir.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
smooov sailin'
come on offense. do something fantastic.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
shit, should've got Blackburn when we had the chance
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Kill them.
It’s time we Boofed them for once!
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions
OK, their pen has been shit lately.
Make it happen. Soon. I still predict Che is the man.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
rally bitch?
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
''your mom'' bonsor
the last bermanism…
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
AJ
makes the sign of the cross
then motherfunks the pitcher under his breath
nicely done
now get a Fing hit
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
DAMMMMMMM
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
nonsense
1st and 3rd w/ one out for the “boppers”
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, yes, yes.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
Gutty tonight.
Could’ve sulked. (You-know-who would’ve been out of there in the 4th after the2nd blown call/4th dink/2nd no DP.) Kept us in it though his stuff wasn’t great.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
nice slip
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
This is the inning.
Gardy trying to steal an inning with Boof.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
Boof Bonser - C'MON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
OK, Dewayne
Even if you’re a Triple-A bat, you’re facing a Triple-A pitcher.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Nessie and Arsonist in the pen.
God help us.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I'm going to be replaying that fucked up call all night
This will be know as “The Game That Got Away”
Thank you.
Any contribution from Dye would be appreciated, and unexpected.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
OrCa refuses to lose.
Pete?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
isn't it past your bed time yet?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
When The Great One makes a guest appearance
you gotta ride that pony.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
then you might as well crack open that third bottle
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
"Crack". (Waiting for rhythm to appear.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
ha!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
That double play was kinda hit hard.
If Blackburn didn’t grab it, it would’ve been a 4-6-3.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
yeeeeeesh
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
If you look at the lineup, it's performing at the level you would expect
So I don’t think “amazing” is word you are looking for….
by hitlesswonder on Sep 24, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
this team is maddening
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
You have become quite succinct.
Nice.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
No, that's the Rays.
hey-o
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Not a good feeling.
But what do I know. Nice K.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
"...and thats how the batting glove got started."
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
But you know who didn't need a batting glove?
yaz
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
I tell ya Feisty, when we won the pennant back in '67 and Yaz was MVP, Yaz not only never used a batting glove, he never used a fielding glove.
Or a bat.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
You know who reminds me of Yaz?
Junior.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
it's cause he's a ballpalyer
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
You're dadgum right he's a ballplayer!
You know who else can play this game?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Already said that - in it to win it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Hey, if we couldn't say things twice
This place would be a lot more pleasant.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Doesn't work anymore!
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
whoa baby
please get through these 2 unscathed
The Chairman is human, after all.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!1
we’re all gonna die!!!!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Good pitch sequence thus far....
….if only he could find his sweeper outside.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
does minnesota have anymore pitchers with a last name starting with "B"?
cause if they do, that’s who’s coming in next.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Yeah...
to get the ball to Joe Bathan.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Not AJ's best.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Funny, merely seconds ago I purchased the current item on WOOT
A toilet paper despender with an FM radio. http://www.woot.com/
Bitchin huh?
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 24, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
woot rules
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
WTF is a despender?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Clap, Clap, Clap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
Clap, Clap, Clap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
Clap, Clap, Clap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
Gotta be
a 1, 2 or 3 run homer by our best player by far, Ken Griffey Jr.
Stars are aligned.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
I've seen Mijares...
he’s lights out…unhittable
Hats off to Buehrle by the way....
outstanding
Ozzie-esque of Gardenhire
w/ Mijares.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
6 innings in MLB.
In this situation.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
do we need the fuck til u puke rally dogs?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions
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