Can We Get a Clutch Hit, Please?
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 8:26 PM CDT
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7 hits. 2 for extra bases. 1 with runner in scoring position. Sox down 1. Headed to the Bottom of the 4th.
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GIS "polite rally"
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Blackburn's not exactly fooling anyone
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Special guest appearance
I’m here for the clincher tonite. I gotta good feeling, although that might just be my bowels.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawk and D.J. are talking about how bad the Sox are with runners at the corners...
D.J.: “It’s amazing how the Sox have been in first place for so long.”
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 24, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DJ smoking with RoyEgan.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's beat the goddddammmm Twins, please!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Ha, an old goodie.
When JD was still hitting….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can not even describe how great that is.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey
At least Mark looks like he’s getting into a groove!
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Any chance Mark gives us 6IP, 3R???
That would be sweeeeeeet at this point
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That inning certainly helped the chances
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. That is exactly what will happen.
Maybe even moar innings, if he can breeze through others….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No - Mark's in it to win it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shitty zone for mark tonight? where's the control?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 24, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was like a six-pitch inning.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was looking at the pitch count for the previous innings
agreed, great inning by mb!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 24, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so was that picture of Shiva on the last thread the cover when you were in the class too?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1993, killed a lot of brain cells since then
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 24, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yet you remembered her last name?
i had to look it up
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twins being lulled into a false sense of security . . .
John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."
by phanreign on Sep 24, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you Buehrle!!
I’m starting to feel a little better…
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we just gotta keep beating the shit outta the twins pitchers now.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's it. Finally. MB on the horse.
We got 7 hits? Matter of time, men.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How many pitches can we get from Buehrle?
I’d go as far as possible tonight.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
110-115.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
115 tops.
We will need him bad should the post-season happen.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck that.
Time is NOW, kid.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fine! 118 tops!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 24, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cabrera seems hell-bent on not hitting a grounder.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
whatever works
Dye should be bunting
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no fucking about now
this is when we crush those cunts
....fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts
by hoodlight on Sep 24, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone know what 'matabatacola' (sp?) means?
by gobulls1124 on Sep 24, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go back a few days
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Abatacola.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawk liked his name, so uses it.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a pitch JD should hit 450 feet.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit, that was my thought. He's way off.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He did.
Vertically.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
shoulda bunted or pinch hit Owens
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If only Griffey had experience playing right.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anytime JD wants to show up
would be fine.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who is killing us?
1. Wise.
2. JD.
Fucking painful to let this guy (Blackburn) hang around.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's been shocking
Sadly he needs to be moved far down the order.
by Bull Pain on Sep 24, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Took the same pitch for strike 3 last time.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF is Thome looking for?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I swear
Out 3-4-5 hitters are the least feared in baseball!
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
when the sox get the leadoff man aboard
he scores .109% of the time
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 24, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
love thome's timimng mechanism of grabbing his crotch
by RoyEgan on Sep 24, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's how I time everything.
And I mean everything.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On deadline?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
chicken's done
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 24, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By grabbing Thome's crotch?
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
by Brush Back on Sep 24, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Before the restraining order, yes.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't everyone?
John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."
by phanreign on Sep 24, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um, pretty sure we won the coin toss there Hawk
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it would be like totally narly if like
carlos quentin rode into the dome on a unicorn and save us from this madness
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 24, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, Paulie. Pretend it's 2005 and a fat contract awaits.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
all right
everything after two
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 24, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Punto dives headfirst into the pitcher's mound.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the answer is no.
no we can not get a clutch hit, thank you.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 24, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
'bout time for Hawk to rag on the umps again
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
by Brush Back on Sep 24, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK UMPS!
I ball in IN PLAY FUCKERS!!!
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 24, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There was one guy who could catch roofballs in right field foul territory like that...
…and his name was Ray Durham.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Leadoff walks come around to score 110 percent of the time.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What kind of retarded ground rule is that?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ball hit off one of the speakers
Alexei made a great sliding catch in foul territory, but they said its a foul ball no matter what if it hits off the speaker and lands in foul territory.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 24, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it lands in Fair, its Fair
If it lands in foul, its foul no matter what? BULLSHIT
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 24, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Only for the Twins. If an opposing team does either, they automatically forfeit the game.
And Gardenhire gets the other team’s manager’s wife as plunder.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a surprise
walk 2 pitches after bizarre play
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Interesting strike zone tonight - a bit inconsistent.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Buehrle re-ties Blackburn for the GIDP lead.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Finally get a DP.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shrug.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Junior flips him off.
Tackels him between innings. Later gives his agent’s number to him.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big inning here.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It seems like every time Buehrle pitches in the HHH Metrofuck
He gets punched in the nuts with these broken bat bloops.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 24, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good rebound.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Basketball lingo?
Nice save?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he got a tip-in, the Twins would've been back at 0.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if he misses the free throw at 20?
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go back to 13.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is much better to look good than to feel good.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not mutually exclusive, sir.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
smooov sailin'
come on offense. do something fantastic.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
prediction: another griffey homer
…ok, u can laugh
by RoyEgan on Sep 24, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shit, should've got Blackburn when we had the chance
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kill them.
It’s time we Boofed them for once!
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, no scoring this inning.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OK, their pen has been shit lately.
Make it happen. Soon. I still predict Che is the man.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
rally bitch?
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 24, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
As long as Che is up
You always have hope
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
''your mom'' bonsor
the last bermanism…
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 24, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AJ
makes the sign of the cross
then motherfunks the pitcher under his breath
nicely done
now get a Fing hit
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 24, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMMMMMMM
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 24, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
change aj doesn't believe in
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 24, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats not change we can believe in
meewwwheheheheheeheeh
by 815Sox on Sep 24, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The next inning doesn't really get my blood pumping either
Fatty, Wise and Orca?
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nonsense
1st and 3rd w/ one out for the “boppers”
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTO
What, no slide there?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Would've been safe with a headfirst slide.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FNP. Deed.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Keep working up in the zone.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Changeup off the corner?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Close enough. Thanks.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just got back from class
Sox get base runners on, shit pants…
Is that about right so far?
by Illini0509 on Sep 24, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's amazing what a bunt strikeout can do
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bring out buerhle for the 7th?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 24, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we're still behind, I might do it
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, yes, yes.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gutty tonight.
Could’ve sulked. (You-know-who would’ve been out of there in the 4th after the2nd blown call/4th dink/2nd no DP.) Kept us in it though his stuff wasn’t great.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's not a punk
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is out chance
The 7th and 8th before Nathan comes in!
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice slip
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the inning.
Gardy trying to steal an inning with Boof.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boof Bonser - C'MON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sit on the grooved first pitch and swing at shit.
Fuck. You.
by expatnyc on Sep 24, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, Dewayne
Even if you’re a Triple-A bat, you’re facing a Triple-A pitcher.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fer Fucks sake
This game is pissing me off
by 815Sox on Sep 24, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm super exhausted, calling it a night
go sox!!!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 24, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nessie and Arsonist in the pen.
God help us.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to be replaying that fucked up call all night
This will be know as “The Game That Got Away”
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
At least clear JD this inning, fellas.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well I guess I shouldn't count chickens
Cabrera could get thrown out
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you.
Any contribution from Dye would be appreciated, and unexpected.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OrCa refuses to lose.
Pete?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
isn't it past your bed time yet?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When The Great One makes a guest appearance
you gotta ride that pony.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
then you might as well crack open that third bottle
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Crack". (Waiting for rhythm to appear.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
JD WILL NOT HELP US
Only a miracle from God
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q broke his wrist
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Foul popout, I'm guessing.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So wrong.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, so painful.
Bonser is shit. I’m losing hope.
by expatnyc on Sep 24, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
God he sucks now
Can’t even make hard outs
by Bull Pain on Sep 24, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That double play was kinda hit hard.
If Blackburn didn’t grab it, it would’ve been a 4-6-3.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeeeeeesh
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This offense is flat-out amazing.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 24, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If you look at the lineup, it's performing at the level you would expect
So I don’t think “amazing” is word you are looking for….
by hitlesswonder on Sep 24, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this team is maddening
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have become quite succinct.
Nice.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, that's the Rays.
hey-o
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buehrle still out there
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not a good feeling.
But what do I know. Nice K.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"...and thats how the batting glove got started."
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
But you know who didn't need a batting glove?
yaz
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawk hardened his hands for him.
If Moises knows what I mean.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I tell ya Feisty, when we won the pennant back in '67 and Yaz was MVP, Yaz not only never used a batting glove, he never used a fielding glove.
Or a bat.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know who reminds me of Yaz?
Junior.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's cause he's a ballpalyer
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're dadgum right he's a ballplayer!
You know who else can play this game?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mark wants the win.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Already said that - in it to win it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, if we couldn't say things twice
This place would be a lot more pleasant.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Doesn't work anymore!
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoa baby
please get through these 2 unscathed
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
where the heck was that first pitch to mauer?
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 24, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Chairman is human, after all.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!1
we’re all gonna die!!!!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If you're going to use Russell, use him now.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember when we used to count down the magic number?
Those were some good times
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good pitch sequence thus far....
….if only he could find his sweeper outside.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fastball in, please.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you.
With an assist to Paulie.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does minnesota have anymore pitchers with a last name starting with "B"?
cause if they do, that’s who’s coming in next.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
to get the ball to Joe Bathan.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not AJ's best.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Funny, merely seconds ago I purchased the current item on WOOT
A toilet paper despender with an FM radio. http://www.woot.com/
Bitchin huh?
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 24, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
woot rules
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF is a despender?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice!!!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Clap, Clap, Clap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Clap, Clap, Clap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If they're gonna do anything
THIS HAS TO BE THE INNING!
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Clap, Clap, Clap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta be
a 1, 2 or 3 run homer by our best player by far, Ken Griffey Jr.
Stars are aligned.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I've seen Mijares...
he’s lights out…unhittable
by stanchar on Sep 24, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hats off to Buehrle by the way....
outstanding
by stanchar on Sep 24, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie-esque of Gardenhire
w/ Mijares.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mijares is the a lot better than H. Ramirez
by stanchar on Sep 24, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
6 innings in MLB.
In this situation.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do we need the fuck til u puke rally dogs?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on boys, make him pitch.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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