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I Need a Hero

I'm holdin' out for a hero... 6 outs left.

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GREAT JOB BY BUEHRLE

PICK HIM UP

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 24, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did his job

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I need a hero

I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the end of the night
He’s got to be strong and he’s got to be slow
And he’s got to be ancient and white.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

REc'd

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that how that song really goes?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would love some mashed taters

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

121 for Buehrle

Hopefully we win this one, tomorrow and Friday somehow and he’s ready for Game 1 or 2 of the playoffs…

by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jose Mijares - huh?

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

spanish for magic?

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd never heard of this guy

until last week when he pitched vs TB. He looked ok.

by Bull Pain on Sep 24, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

paulie crushes lefties.

hits a HR right here.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

JR

If there was ever a time to hit one out . . .

by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

awesome

we really suck

by Jbasic89 on Sep 24, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

is anyone gonna kill themself after the sox lose tonight?

and do you have a sweet boombox that i can have?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rays score 11 tonight.

What’s that like?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

tip your god damned cap.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sox 2, Minnesota 2, Umps 1

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Actually that's generous to the Sox

Griffey 2 Minnesota 2 Umps 1

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ballplayers 4, umps 1, sox 0

another shutout.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who comes in to stomp on our hearts?

Dotel and his amazing HR ball?

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 24, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Linebrink, ouch

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

May as well. Looked OK last time in a low-pressure situation.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

At this point it's a mercy killing

so Kevorkian?

I’m rooting for a some vintage Nessie

by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Liney!

Had some rest though.

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Nathan must be shaking with fear.....

ARAM (OK, he’s good)……AJ……URIBE (Swish, right?)

by stanchar on Sep 24, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If Ozzie gets thrown out...

arguing about the blown call earlier, WE DEFINITELY WIN!

PS fire Ozzie

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nathan has been a little sketchy lately

3 blown saves in his last 6 chances, plus the loss at Cleveland. His ERA has skyrocketed to 1.42. So I say he needs 7 pitches to finish us off.

by Bull Pain on Sep 24, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kreskin.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice, DeWayne.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A little premature.

If Gomez gets a hit, we know who to blame.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

scapegoats are good for everybody.

(but the scapegoat.) (but then again, who the fuck gives a shit about a scapegoat?)

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FNP - deed, reprised.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

screw you, punto

you too, Bert

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Sep 24, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Liney!

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

See?

Good news for the last 4.111 games of the year.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would not bother me to see Gomez get hit inthe head right now.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gameday is showing Linebrink's fastball 91-92

Is he finally getting back to normal? That would be nice.

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ramirez, Pierzynski, Uribe due up

Uribe’s looked terrible… I’d like to see Swisher, who has, admitedly, also looked terrible lately

by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it's che time

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 24, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wings now fully unfolded...

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i've got a rally boner, unless we don't score, in which case it's just a boner.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice.

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't waste it.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dewayne Wise today...

Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner

by UribeAuction on Sep 24, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's an asshole?

possibly a fitting fail.

by Trooper on Sep 24, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nathan has semi-sucked the last month.

Ed Farmer adds:

“not saying he’s going to now. but he has.”

Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.

by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Momentary hiccup

He shut down TB twice this weekend

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Take a fucking pitch!

Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.

by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thought he waqs drilling that one.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Che hits that breaking ball far.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit.

Had at least 2 sliders he’s smacked before.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

let's go aj come on

shut their asses up

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 24, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Swisher is on deck

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't help out AJ!

Patience is a virtue

by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SOB.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Gomez

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Yeah, well. What can you do?

by expatnyc on Sep 24, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah, crap.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

jesus

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

still me.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

can't tell. keep going.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*spit*

asparagus, really?

by Trooper on Sep 24, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

junior catches that ball.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

mother fucker

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 24, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gomez's defense

JR could have done that!

by shaftr on Sep 24, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn, whatta catch. fuckfuckfuckfuck.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Swish walk

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good job - still gasping.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Baggie shot.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great minds........

Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.

by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, swinging

"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)

by tailgater on Sep 24, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's amazing what a 2-run homer will do?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks relaxed to me.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what what

in the butt

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Aw, nuts!

"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)

by tailgater on Sep 24, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh

Fucking umps.

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What happened?

I missed the first few innings.

by expatnyc on Sep 24, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking umps?

Give it a rest.

How about the Sox offense scores more than two pathetic runs against the Twins second worst starter who has been getting shellacked lately by other teams?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

terrible

so we’re done, right?

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Season over.

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Meaning there's 0% chance this team will win.

Fucking useless bunch of ancient fucks.

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 of the fucking hardest balls hit tonight in thisinning.

Zero hits. Motherfucker.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Too little, too late

Where were those hard hit balls the rest of the game when everyone was hitting foul pops and 1-hoppers to the pitcher? Terrible…embarassing, really.

"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)

by tailgater on Sep 24, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Only a game.

Fundamentally all is well.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.

by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm a fundamental

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a Pepper.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i am the walrus.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you like oysters?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

reading is also FUNdamental

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i assume you're talking about the market.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

With ya.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.

by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

like a judgement

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brought out the vintage. Nice.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's no pressure on him, really.

Everyone else — literally, everyone else — on the team has failed in this fucking hellhole. He should go in loose and easy.

by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He'll be fine, as MB was.

Hope one or two of his mates show up with a fucking bat in their hands and know how to use it.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's hope he doesn't soil his Depends

It’s not like he’ll get any run support.

"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)

by tailgater on Sep 24, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

aww man... imagine if Guillen wouldn't have played Griffey!

We would have been shut out twice…

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hardly.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.

by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bullshit.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

fuck.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

pendejo.

nobody fucks with the jesus.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a do or die game tomorrow.

Two terrible teams compete for a playoff spot. the less terrible will make it

by zj-uic on Sep 24, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wrote the recap already.

Buehrle spun and fired to second with Cabrera sneaking behind Gomez. Perfect throw, Gomez tried sliding between Cabrera’s legs, but Cabrera got the mitt on him before he got his hand back. Ruled safe.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Months off the Sox will have?

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what the twins players are exchanging?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A ROOOOF!

Photobucket

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sigh...from better times

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

for sure

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i just don't get

how a team can hold on to first place most of the year and then just get dusted w/ everything on the line………

by RoyEgan on Sep 24, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Quality start?

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you enjoy crying, Q?

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still in first, cowboy.

Funeral is premature.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Win tomorrow, and we’re still somehow in great shape

by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WU...

you’re being dilusional!

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow...

Can’t believe you are still saying this.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can.

dfa thome
dfa vazquez
dfa konerko
dfa griffey
dfa uribe
dfa anderson
dfa dotel
dfa aj
dfa toby
dfa wise

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what has BA got to do with this? he's as much to blame as we are.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DFA MM

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck. i hope the twins pick me up.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A's. Of course.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the little engine that could...

saw their bats in half before games.

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by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If we lose tomorrow

We have to win out. That means five wins in a row (3 Cleveland, 1 Detroit, 1 Minnesota) and beating Cliff Lee in one of them. We can’t count on the Royals to win anything.

Win tomorrow, and we’re still likely in. That’s what it comes down to.

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by UribeAuction on Sep 24, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We may want to talk to Mr. Spackler about Mr. Gomez

“If he bothers you, I’ll take care of him. What you’ve got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He’ll never play [baseball] again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he’ll push everything off to the right. He’ll never come through on anything. He’ll quit the game.”

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Sep 24, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That is great! I can't remember what it is from but great line!

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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better have all LHBs in the lineup tomorrow.

Slowey

vs LHB in 301 PA .280 .329 .505 .834

vs RHB in 334 PA . 241 .249 .373 .623

Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.

by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL.

Thome 0 – 7, 4 SO.

Uribe 4 – 7, 1.857 OPS.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.

by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baseball season’s underway

Well you better get ready for a brand new day

Hey, Chicago, what do you say

The Cubs are gonna win today.

They’re singing …

Go, Cubs, go

Go, Cubs, go

Hey, Chicago, what do you say

The Cubs are gonna win today

Go, Cubs, go

Go, Cubs, go

Hey, Chicago, what do you say

The Cubs are gonna win today.

They got the power, they got the speed

To be the best in the National League

Well this is the year and the Cubs are real

So come on down to Wrigley Field.

We’re singing now …

Go, Cubs, go

Go, Cubs, go

Hey, Chicago, what do you say

The Cubs are gonna win today

Go, Cubs, go

Go, Cubs, go

Hey, Chicago, what do you say

The Cubs are gonna win today.

Baseball time is here again

You can catch it all on WGN

So stamp your feet and clap your hands

Chicago Cubs got the greatest fans.

You’re singing now …

Go, Cubs, go

Go, Cubs, go

Hey, Chicago, what do you say

The Cubs are gonna win today

Go, Cubs, go

Go, Cubs, go

Hey, Chicago, what do you say

The Cubs are gonna win today.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

in other words, there will definitely be playoff baseball in chicago.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't some sort of mandatory posting suspension in order?

"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)

by tailgater on Sep 24, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can't not do recaps?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what possessed you to post that?

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it occurred to me that a little levity might help us all realize the futility of our emotions regarding baseball.

and that anyone still perusing this gamethread is a glutton for punishment.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

just a game. life goes on.

by Illini0509 on Sep 24, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry if that offended you.

but if you can’t laugh now…

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah.

I’m better now

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you see q! gently swinging a bat in the dugout while our guys futiley staggered through the late innings?

he will ride again. and it will be glorious.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

seconded!

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're just pissed because the sox offense can't score a run when they need one.

/ssh

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you telling me you don't wish the sox had their lineup?

/ssh

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flagged!

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are a very, very good team,

much better than the Sox, IMO.

But they have pressure squared on their shoulders.

“The whole world is watching, The whole world is watching, The whole world is watching, The whole world is watching.”

Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.

by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"not here to create disorder, he's here to preserve disorder."

Quotations from the chairman.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.

by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Chairman?

The floppy-hatted frat-boy, camera-phone toting ass-clown must move amongst the people as a fish swims in the sea?

by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why yes, my open wound could use some

oh, and flagged!

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you telling me you're surprised the sox didn't score enough runs?

/ssh

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

flagged as trolling

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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I flagged this

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

because we both know that the sox suck and are gonna choke this away?

/ssh

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess it's always darkest before the dawn.

but…I’m scared.

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

flagged mother-fucker.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

flagging that comment is so yesterday. are you ever gonna move on?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 25, 2008 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got this text that brought me out of my funk a little:

“dont stop believing asshole”

Goodnight…tomorrow’s another day (probably gonna be too hot again though).

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Night all.

Say a little prayer for big, hairy balls.

Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.

by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i always do.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

double barreled action

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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I always loved George

didn’t know he was that good of a story teller. I love the end where he asks who the pitchers for this game are! ROFLROFLROFL! I bet he has some really good stories.

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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 25, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah. i have been waiting 24 hours to post a comment. your beloved white sox will choke this division away so fast after tomorrow. this young twins team will be good for so many more years with all of their young players and the white sox have old gizards and trade away their young prospects. it is going to be a nice sight in the paper friday morning after they sweep your ass

by twins2010 on Sep 24, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sweet

enjoy losing in the first round

by Illini0509 on Sep 24, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the best part is that regardless of what happens, you will still live an empty, meaningless life without hope or prospect.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have been waiting 24 hours to post that comment?

Your life must be quite rich and rewarding.

Seriously, you’re going to come on here and talk shit, and that’s the best you can do? “Old gizards”? Why not “rotting, stinking corpses of Griffey, Thome and Konerko lying disemboweled in the crisp, manly Minnesotan fall air, to be feasted on by a rabid pack of wolves darting Gomez-like through the brush”?

“After they sweep your ass”? How about “after Punto and his giant fucking 35 inch cock get jammed so deep up your collective ‘South Side Tough’ anuses that after plowing directly through your gastrointestinal and circulatory systems, they crack through the top of your goddamned skulls and plant Twins flags in both of your empty, bleeding eye sockets”?

Granted, I’m just a simple social worker from Loyola (or DePaul, or whatever, I forget), but even I can do better than that.

by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

/rape jokes.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs