I Need a Hero
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 9:21 PM CDT
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GREAT JOB BY BUEHRLE
PICK HIM UP
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the end of the night
He’s got to be strong and he’s got to be slow
And he’s got to be ancient and white.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
is that how that song really goes?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
121 for Buehrle
Hopefully we win this one, tomorrow and Friday somehow and he’s ready for Game 1 or 2 of the playoffs…
Jose Mijares - huh?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
spanish for magic?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
I'd never heard of this guy
until last week when he pitched vs TB. He looked ok.
paulie crushes lefties.
hits a HR right here.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
ugh
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Hawk has finally had it with this team.....
it’s actually refreshing
is anyone gonna kill themself after the sox lose tonight?
and do you have a sweet boombox that i can have?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Rays score 11 tonight.
What’s that like?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
It's called a week around here WU
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
tip your god damned cap.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
They have an unfair advantage though
Their hitters don’t suck.
Their third run...
was actually thrown out at second.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
ballplayers 4, umps 1, sox 0
another shutout.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
who comes in to stomp on our hearts?
Dotel and his amazing HR ball?
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
Linebrink, ouch
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
May as well. Looked OK last time in a low-pressure situation.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
At this point it's a mercy killing
so Kevorkian?
I’m rooting for a some vintage Nessie
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Liney!
Had some rest though.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Joe Nathan must be shaking with fear.....
ARAM (OK, he’s good)……AJ……URIBE (Swish, right?)
If Ozzie gets thrown out...
arguing about the blown call earlier, WE DEFINITELY WIN!
PS fire Ozzie
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
Nathan has been a little sketchy lately
3 blown saves in his last 6 chances, plus the loss at Cleveland. His ERA has skyrocketed to 1.42. So I say he needs 7 pitches to finish us off.
Good play by Wise, but he's going to be standing on 2nd in a minute anyway.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
Nice, DeWayne.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
that would depend on who you are rooting for.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
scapegoats are good for everybody.
(but the scapegoat.) (but then again, who the fuck gives a shit about a scapegoat?)
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
FNP - deed, reprised.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
See?
Good news for the last 4.111 games of the year.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Would not bother me to see Gomez get hit inthe head right now.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Gameday is showing Linebrink's fastball 91-92
Is he finally getting back to normal? That would be nice.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Ramirez, Pierzynski, Uribe due up
Uribe’s looked terrible… I’d like to see Swisher, who has, admitedly, also looked terrible lately
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions
it's che time
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Wings now fully unfolded...
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i've got a rally boner, unless we don't score, in which case it's just a boner.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Don't waste it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Dewayne Wise today...
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
by UribeAuction on Sep 24, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Nathan has semi-sucked the last month.
Ed Farmer adds:
“not saying he’s going to now. but he has.”
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
Momentary hiccup
He shut down TB twice this weekend
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Take a fucking pitch!
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
Thought he waqs drilling that one.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Che hits that breaking ball far.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Dammit.
Had at least 2 sliders he’s smacked before.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
let's go aj come on
shut their asses up
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
jesus
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
still me.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
can't tell. keep going.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
junior catches that ball.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
mother fucker
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Good job - still gasping.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Pickoff to end it would be somehow appropriate here.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions
Great minds........
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
Nah, swinging
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
Wait - he did not groud out.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
it's amazing what a 2-run homer will do?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Looks relaxed to me.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
what what
in the butt
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Aw, nuts!
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
Fucking umps?
Give it a rest.
How about the Sox offense scores more than two pathetic runs against the Twins second worst starter who has been getting shellacked lately by other teams?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
terrible
so we’re done, right?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Season over.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions
Meaning there's 0% chance this team will win.
Fucking useless bunch of ancient fucks.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
2 of the fucking hardest balls hit tonight in thisinning.
Zero hits. Motherfucker.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Too little, too late
Where were those hard hit balls the rest of the game when everyone was hitting foul pops and 1-hoppers to the pitcher? Terrible…embarassing, really.
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
i hope MLB apologizes to the White Sox for that epic blown call.
Serious fucking bullshit.
Why so serious?
They will laugh and tell the Sox that they wouldn't have scored another run for five more innings so it wouldn't have mattered anyways.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Only a game.
Fundamentally all is well.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
I'm a Pepper.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i am the walrus.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Do you like oysters?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
reading is also FUNdamental
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
i assume you're talking about the market.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Twins are going to get a giant dose of huge, hairy balls tomorrow.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
like a judgement
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Brought out the vintage. Nice.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
There's no pressure on him, really.
Everyone else — literally, everyone else — on the team has failed in this fucking hellhole. He should go in loose and easy.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
He'll be fine, as MB was.
Hope one or two of his mates show up with a fucking bat in their hands and know how to use it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Let's hope he doesn't soil his Depends
It’s not like he’ll get any run support.
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
aww man... imagine if Guillen wouldn't have played Griffey!
We would have been shut out twice…
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions
Hardly.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
bullshit.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
pendejo.
nobody fucks with the jesus.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions
When your big boppers don't hit, you don't dance
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Twinks' big boppers did not hit, yet they won. Explain.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
a do or die game tomorrow.
Two terrible teams compete for a playoff spot. the less terrible will make it
Jim or someone, please explain the blown call referred to here in your recap.
I missed the first third of the game.
Wrote the recap already.
Buehrle spun and fired to second with Cabrera sneaking behind Gomez. Perfect throw, Gomez tried sliding between Cabrera’s legs, but Cabrera got the mitt on him before he got his hand back. Ruled safe.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
what the twins players are exchanging?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
A ROOOOF!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions
sigh...from better times
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
for sure
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
i just don't get
how a team can hold on to first place most of the year and then just get dusted w/ everything on the line………
Quality start?
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
do you enjoy crying, Q?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Still in first, cowboy.
Funeral is premature.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed
Win tomorrow, and we’re still somehow in great shape
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
WU...
you’re being dilusional!
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I can.
dfa thome
dfa vazquez
dfa konerko
dfa griffey
dfa uribe
dfa anderson
dfa dotel
dfa aj
dfa toby
dfa wise
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
what has BA got to do with this? he's as much to blame as we are.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
DFA MM
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck. i hope the twins pick me up.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
A's. Of course.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
MB TOMORROW
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope it all come down to Sunday
Vazquez vs Cliff Lee has easy win written all over it.
the little engine that could...
saw their bats in half before games.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions
If we lose tomorrow
We have to win out. That means five wins in a row (3 Cleveland, 1 Detroit, 1 Minnesota) and beating Cliff Lee in one of them. We can’t count on the Royals to win anything.
Win tomorrow, and we’re still likely in. That’s what it comes down to.
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
We may want to talk to Mr. Spackler about Mr. Gomez
“If he bothers you, I’ll take care of him. What you’ve got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He’ll never play [baseball] again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he’ll push everything off to the right. He’ll never come through on anything. He’ll quit the game.”
Go Sox!
That is great! I can't remember what it is from but great line!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Better have all LHBs in the lineup tomorrow.
Slowey
vs LHB in 301 PA .280 .329 .505 .834
vs RHB in 334 PA . 241 .249 .373 .623
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
Baseball season’s underway
Well you better get ready for a brand new day
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today.
They’re singing …
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today.
They got the power, they got the speed
To be the best in the National League
Well this is the year and the Cubs are real
So come on down to Wrigley Field.
We’re singing now …
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today.
Baseball time is here again
You can catch it all on WGN
So stamp your feet and clap your hands
Chicago Cubs got the greatest fans.
You’re singing now …
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
in other words, there will definitely be playoff baseball in chicago.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Isn't some sort of mandatory posting suspension in order?
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
As Associate Editor, I hereby issue an associative posting suspension.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
i can't not do recaps?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
what possessed you to post that?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
it occurred to me that a little levity might help us all realize the futility of our emotions regarding baseball.
and that anyone still perusing this gamethread is a glutton for punishment.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
sorry if that offended you.
but if you can’t laugh now…
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah.
I’m better now
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
did you see q! gently swinging a bat in the dugout while our guys futiley staggered through the late innings?
he will ride again. and it will be glorious.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
seconded!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
you're just pissed because the sox offense can't score a run when they need one.
/ssh
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
AAAAAA, MY EYES!!!!
F
L
A
G
G
E
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by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
are you telling me you don't wish the sox had their lineup?
/ssh
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Flagged!
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
They are a very, very good team,
much better than the Sox, IMO.
But they have pressure squared on their shoulders.
“The whole world is watching, The whole world is watching, The whole world is watching, The whole world is watching.”
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
The floppy-hatted frat-boy, camera-phone toting ass-clown is not here to create disorder, he's here to preserve disorder.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
"not here to create disorder, he's here to preserve disorder."
Quotations from the chairman.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
The Chairman?
The floppy-hatted frat-boy, camera-phone toting ass-clown must move amongst the people as a fish swims in the sea?
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
why yes, my open wound could use some
oh, and flagged!
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
are you telling me you're surprised the sox didn't score enough runs?
/ssh
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
flagged as trolling
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I flagged this
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
because we both know that the sox suck and are gonna choke this away?
/ssh
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess it's always darkest before the dawn.
but…I’m scared.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
flagged mother-fucker.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions
wow, just scrolling through now, i see that everyone flagged your sorry ass.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions
flagging that comment is so yesterday. are you ever gonna move on?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I got this text that brought me out of my funk a little:
“dont stop believing asshole”
Goodnight…tomorrow’s another day (probably gonna be too hot again though).
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions
Night all.
Say a little prayer for big, hairy balls.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
i always do.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
double barreled action
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions
I always loved George
didn’t know he was that good of a story teller. I love the end where he asks who the pitchers for this game are! ROFLROFLROFL! I bet he has some really good stories.
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 25, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
ah. i have been waiting 24 hours to post a comment. your beloved white sox will choke this division away so fast after tomorrow. this young twins team will be good for so many more years with all of their young players and the white sox have old gizards and trade away their young prospects. it is going to be a nice sight in the paper friday morning after they sweep your ass
the best part is that regardless of what happens, you will still live an empty, meaningless life without hope or prospect.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
You have been waiting 24 hours to post that comment?
Your life must be quite rich and rewarding.
Seriously, you’re going to come on here and talk shit, and that’s the best you can do? “Old gizards”? Why not “rotting, stinking corpses of Griffey, Thome and Konerko lying disemboweled in the crisp, manly Minnesotan fall air, to be feasted on by a rabid pack of wolves darting Gomez-like through the brush”?
“After they sweep your ass”? How about “after Punto and his giant fucking 35 inch cock get jammed so deep up your collective ‘South Side Tough’ anuses that after plowing directly through your gastrointestinal and circulatory systems, they crack through the top of your goddamned skulls and plant Twins flags in both of your empty, bleeding eye sockets”?
Granted, I’m just a simple social worker from Loyola (or DePaul, or whatever, I forget), but even I can do better than that.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
/rape jokes.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
now that shit talking
is SOUTH SIDE TOUGH
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
VG, TAEL.
He’ll probably have nightmares………..because if they don’t sweep I’m going on his blog with the reverse / converse / inverse of what you said.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
excellent work. twins fans are so fucking stupid.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions
the best part is that the white sox will get to watch the twins play in the spot that they are blowing. i hate a j piersynki. he looks like a fag with that blond hair and everyones gotees that are blond. unbelievable. having buerhle pitch on 3 days rest against the indians is a big mistake that will hurt even more. we didn’t even throw liriano against you guys. shows who is a smarter manager. 3 superstars facing majaris ( who has pitched to 20 major league batters) and don’t get a hit. lmao. have fun watching the playoffs
I hope you enjoy pumping gasoline into my BMW.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 24, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
why, thank you. i hope that you also have fun watching the playoffs.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
dont do that.
their spirits will be crushed tomorrow…by big hairy balls
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
hes getting gay midget porn.
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 25, 2008 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Sure is nice to know that my stereotypes are based in fact - that below that wholesome,
squeaky-clean image you lovely folks try so hard to maintain lurks an evil, twisted heart. It is satisfaction to know whatever the season’s outcome, your Eternity will be spent in the lowest plane of Na’ar, Islam’s Hell, suckling the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, Whore of Betrayal, being used as a hollowed-out prophylactic by thorn-cocked Gulbuth the Rampant, being forced through a wire screen by the callused palms of Halcorym and then having your entrails wound onto a stick and fed to the toothless, foul-breathed swine of Gehenna, all while being skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so your flesh can be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday.
I greet the day with a smile, secure in that knowledge. (Apologies to The Onion.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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