I Need a Hero
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 9:21 PM CDT
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I'm holdin' out for a hero... 6 outs left.
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GREAT JOB BY BUEHRLE
PICK HIM UP
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 24, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the end of the night
He’s got to be strong and he’s got to be slow
And he’s got to be ancient and white.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
REc'd
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that how that song really goes?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By and large.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would love some mashed taters
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
121 for Buehrle
Hopefully we win this one, tomorrow and Friday somehow and he’s ready for Game 1 or 2 of the playoffs…
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jose Mijares - huh?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A slimmer Denys Reyes.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
spanish for magic?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd never heard of this guy
until last week when he pitched vs TB. He looked ok.
by Bull Pain on Sep 24, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
paulie crushes lefties.
hits a HR right here.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You would have thought Gomez was catching the final out in the world series by the way he signaled for that
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 24, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's out of habit.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JR
If there was ever a time to hit one out . . .
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hawk has finally had it with this team.....
it’s actually refreshing
by stanchar on Sep 24, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is anyone gonna kill themself after the sox lose tonight?
and do you have a sweet boombox that i can have?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rays score 11 tonight.
What’s that like?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's called a week around here WU
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tip your god damned cap.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They have an unfair advantage though
Their hitters don’t suck.
by Bull Pain on Sep 24, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Count Chocula waiting in the wings.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sox 2, Minnesota 2, Umps 1
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah....without that call this game was defnitely ours
by stanchar on Sep 24, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
where's your magic?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 24, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Their third run...
was actually thrown out at second.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually that's generous to the Sox
Griffey 2 Minnesota 2 Umps 1
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ballplayers 4, umps 1, sox 0
another shutout.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twins announcer just used the word 'tummy'
So Minnesota-esque
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 24, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who comes in to stomp on our hearts?
Dotel and his amazing HR ball?
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 24, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Linebrink, ouch
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
May as well. Looked OK last time in a low-pressure situation.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At this point it's a mercy killing
so Kevorkian?
I’m rooting for a some vintage Nessie
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Liney!
Had some rest though.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Nathan must be shaking with fear.....
ARAM (OK, he’s good)……AJ……URIBE (Swish, right?)
by stanchar on Sep 24, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Out of the zone, Scott.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
But at least 60 feet.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sigh.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Ozzie gets thrown out...
arguing about the blown call earlier, WE DEFINITELY WIN!
PS fire Ozzie
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nathan has been a little sketchy lately
3 blown saves in his last 6 chances, plus the loss at Cleveland. His ERA has skyrocketed to 1.42. So I say he needs 7 pitches to finish us off.
by Bull Pain on Sep 24, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good play by Wise, but he's going to be standing on 2nd in a minute anyway.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kreskin.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice, DeWayne.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a man at 2nd w/ 1 out is better than no man at 2nd and 1 out
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that would depend on who you are rooting for.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slide into the dugout, Punto.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A little premature.
If Gomez gets a hit, we know who to blame.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
scapegoats are good for everybody.
(but the scapegoat.) (but then again, who the fuck gives a shit about a scapegoat?)
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FNP - deed, reprised.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Linebrink did good.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
See?
Good news for the last 4.111 games of the year.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would not bother me to see Gomez get hit inthe head right now.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gameday is showing Linebrink's fastball 91-92
Is he finally getting back to normal? That would be nice.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Owens PR
If he gets on
I’m still guessing Swish is hurt
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ramirez, Pierzynski, Uribe due up
Uribe’s looked terrible… I’d like to see Swisher, who has, admitedly, also looked terrible lately
by Christopher Michaels on Sep 24, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it's che time
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 24, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wings now fully unfolded...
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rally time!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Swisher is an excellent backwards K candidate vs. Nathan.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can they stop showing me that call
It hurts too much
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i've got a rally boner, unless we don't score, in which case it's just a boner.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't waste it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dewayne Wise today...
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
by UribeAuction on Sep 24, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's an asshole?
possibly a fitting fail.
by Trooper on Sep 24, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nathan has semi-sucked the last month.
Ed Farmer adds:
“not saying he’s going to now. but he has.”
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Momentary hiccup
He shut down TB twice this weekend
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take a fucking pitch!
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chelexei's setting him up.
Somehow.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
First pitch Nathan's gotten in the zone
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DickBert truly insufferable this series.
by expatnyc on Sep 24, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can't imagine the alternative is better, unfortunately.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thought he waqs drilling that one.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Justify the boos, A.J.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well he pitched che like he should have
no fastballs in the zone
by Jbasic89 on Sep 24, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Che hits that breaking ball far.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit.
Had at least 2 sliders he’s smacked before.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
let's go aj come on
shut their asses up
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 24, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Swisher is on deck
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't help out AJ!
Patience is a virtue
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SOB.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Gomez
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah, crap.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
jesus
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
still me.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can't tell. keep going.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
junior catches that ball.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mother fucker
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 24, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn, whatta catch. fuckfuckfuckfuck.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, Dewayne owes them.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good job - still gasping.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pickoff to end it would be somehow appropriate here.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Baggie shot.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great minds........
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's safe in the dugout. Settle down.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, swinging
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on Sep 24, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want a fucking prize more than ever
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait - he did not groud out.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's amazing what a 2-run homer will do?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks relaxed to me.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what what
in the butt
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
God that fucking catch by Gomez. God.
Hatred. Rape jokes.
by expatnyc on Sep 24, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Aw, nuts!
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on Sep 24, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sigh
Fucking umps.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What happened?
I missed the first few innings.
by expatnyc on Sep 24, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bet the Umps wish it didn't come down to that one run
Well you know what . . .
IT DID
by Option27 on Sep 24, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking umps?
Give it a rest.
How about the Sox offense scores more than two pathetic runs against the Twins second worst starter who has been getting shellacked lately by other teams?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
terrible
so we’re done, right?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Season over.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Meaning there's 0% chance this team will win.
Fucking useless bunch of ancient fucks.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 of the fucking hardest balls hit tonight in thisinning.
Zero hits. Motherfucker.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Too little, too late
Where were those hard hit balls the rest of the game when everyone was hitting foul pops and 1-hoppers to the pitcher? Terrible…embarassing, really.
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on Sep 24, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hope MLB apologizes to the White Sox for that epic blown call.
Serious fucking bullshit.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 24, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They will laugh and tell the Sox that they wouldn't have scored another run for five more innings so it wouldn't have mattered anyways.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Only a game.
Fundamentally all is well.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm a fundamental
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a Pepper.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i am the walrus.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you like oysters?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
reading is also FUNdamental
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i assume you're talking about the market.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twins are going to get a giant dose of huge, hairy balls tomorrow.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
like a judgement
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 24, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brought out the vintage. Nice.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm going to tomorrow's game
I’ll be honest, it’s the last thing i want to do.
by shaftr on Sep 24, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gavin will be the stopper he's been all year
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There's no pressure on him, really.
Everyone else — literally, everyone else — on the team has failed in this fucking hellhole. He should go in loose and easy.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll be fine, as MB was.
Hope one or two of his mates show up with a fucking bat in their hands and know how to use it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's hope he doesn't soil his Depends
It’s not like he’ll get any run support.
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on Sep 24, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
aww man... imagine if Guillen wouldn't have played Griffey!
We would have been shut out twice…
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hardly.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bullshit.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
fuck.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 24, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or bandero...not sure, really
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 24, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pendejo.
nobody fucks with the jesus.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When your big boppers don't hit, you don't dance
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twinks' big boppers did not hit, yet they won. Explain.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a do or die game tomorrow.
Two terrible teams compete for a playoff spot. the less terrible will make it
by zj-uic on Sep 24, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jim or someone, please explain the blown call referred to here in your recap.
I missed the first third of the game.
by expatnyc on Sep 24, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wrote the recap already.
Buehrle spun and fired to second with Cabrera sneaking behind Gomez. Perfect throw, Gomez tried sliding between Cabrera’s legs, but Cabrera got the mitt on him before he got his hand back. Ruled safe.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 24, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Months off the Sox will have?
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 24, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the twins players are exchanging?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A ROOOOF!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sigh...from better times
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for sure
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just don't get
how a team can hold on to first place most of the year and then just get dusted w/ everything on the line………
by RoyEgan on Sep 24, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hint. It begins with a Q.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quality start?
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you enjoy crying, Q?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still in first, cowboy.
Funeral is premature.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
Win tomorrow, and we’re still somehow in great shape
by Crede's Crew on Sep 24, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WU...
you’re being dilusional!
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can.
dfa thome
dfa vazquez
dfa konerko
dfa griffey
dfa uribe
dfa anderson
dfa dotel
dfa aj
dfa toby
dfa wise
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what has BA got to do with this? he's as much to blame as we are.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DFA MM
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck. i hope the twins pick me up.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A's. Of course.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 24, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Save the panicking for tomorrow
if/when we lose that game
by Illini0509 on Sep 24, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MB TOMORROW
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope it all come down to Sunday
Vazquez vs Cliff Lee has easy win written all over it.
by Bull Pain on Sep 24, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sox just trying to sell more tickets for that game.
by Trooper on Sep 24, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the little engine that could...
saw their bats in half before games.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If we lose tomorrow
We have to win out. That means five wins in a row (3 Cleveland, 1 Detroit, 1 Minnesota) and beating Cliff Lee in one of them. We can’t count on the Royals to win anything.
Win tomorrow, and we’re still likely in. That’s what it comes down to.
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
by UribeAuction on Sep 24, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
another home game the front office is trying to manage!
that explains it all.
by Trooper on Sep 24, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We may want to talk to Mr. Spackler about Mr. Gomez
“If he bothers you, I’ll take care of him. What you’ve got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He’ll never play [baseball] again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he’ll push everything off to the right. He’ll never come through on anything. He’ll quit the game.”
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 24, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That is great! I can't remember what it is from but great line!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better have all LHBs in the lineup tomorrow.
Slowey
vs LHB in 301 PA .280 .329 .505 .834
vs RHB in 334 PA . 241 .249 .373 .623
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL.
Thome 0 – 7, 4 SO.
Uribe 4 – 7, 1.857 OPS.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baseball season’s underway
Well you better get ready for a brand new day
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today.
They’re singing …
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today.
They got the power, they got the speed
To be the best in the National League
Well this is the year and the Cubs are real
So come on down to Wrigley Field.
We’re singing now …
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today.
Baseball time is here again
You can catch it all on WGN
So stamp your feet and clap your hands
Chicago Cubs got the greatest fans.
You’re singing now …
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
in other words, there will definitely be playoff baseball in chicago.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't some sort of mandatory posting suspension in order?
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on Sep 24, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As Associate Editor, I hereby issue an associative posting suspension.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can't not do recaps?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what possessed you to post that?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it occurred to me that a little levity might help us all realize the futility of our emotions regarding baseball.
and that anyone still perusing this gamethread is a glutton for punishment.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly
just a game. life goes on.
by Illini0509 on Sep 24, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry if that offended you.
but if you can’t laugh now…
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah.
I’m better now
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you see q! gently swinging a bat in the dugout while our guys futiley staggered through the late innings?
he will ride again. and it will be glorious.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seconded!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're just pissed because the sox offense can't score a run when they need one.
/ssh
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AAAAAA, MY EYES!!!!
F
L
A
G
G
E
D
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you telling me you don't wish the sox had their lineup?
/ssh
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flagged!
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are a very, very good team,
much better than the Sox, IMO.
But they have pressure squared on their shoulders.
“The whole world is watching, The whole world is watching, The whole world is watching, The whole world is watching.”
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The floppy-hatted frat-boy, camera-phone toting ass-clown is not here to create disorder, he's here to preserve disorder.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"not here to create disorder, he's here to preserve disorder."
Quotations from the chairman.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Chairman?
The floppy-hatted frat-boy, camera-phone toting ass-clown must move amongst the people as a fish swims in the sea?
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why yes, my open wound could use some
oh, and flagged!
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 24, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you telling me you're surprised the sox didn't score enough runs?
/ssh
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
flagged as trolling
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I flagged this
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
because we both know that the sox suck and are gonna choke this away?
/ssh
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess it's always darkest before the dawn.
but…I’m scared.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
flagged mother-fucker.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, just scrolling through now, i see that everyone flagged your sorry ass.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
flagging that comment is so yesterday. are you ever gonna move on?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 25, 2008 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got this text that brought me out of my funk a little:
“dont stop believing asshole”
Goodnight…tomorrow’s another day (probably gonna be too hot again though).
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Sep 24, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Night all.
Say a little prayer for big, hairy balls.
Everyone get down on their knees tonight and say a little (or maybe a medium sized) prayer................that Ken Griffey Jr. is not in the fucking lineup tomorrow. Call in all your chits.
by ballyb on Sep 24, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i always do.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
double barreled action
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 24, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I always loved George
didn’t know he was that good of a story teller. I love the end where he asks who the pitchers for this game are! ROFLROFLROFL! I bet he has some really good stories.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 25, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah. i have been waiting 24 hours to post a comment. your beloved white sox will choke this division away so fast after tomorrow. this young twins team will be good for so many more years with all of their young players and the white sox have old gizards and trade away their young prospects. it is going to be a nice sight in the paper friday morning after they sweep your ass
by twins2010 on Sep 24, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 24, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sweet
enjoy losing in the first round
by Illini0509 on Sep 24, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the best part is that regardless of what happens, you will still live an empty, meaningless life without hope or prospect.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have been waiting 24 hours to post that comment?
Your life must be quite rich and rewarding.
Seriously, you’re going to come on here and talk shit, and that’s the best you can do? “Old gizards”? Why not “rotting, stinking corpses of Griffey, Thome and Konerko lying disemboweled in the crisp, manly Minnesotan fall air, to be feasted on by a rabid pack of wolves darting Gomez-like through the brush”?
“After they sweep your ass”? How about “after Punto and his giant fucking 35 inch cock get jammed so deep up your collective ‘South Side Tough’ anuses that after plowing directly through your gastrointestinal and circulatory systems, they crack through the top of your goddamned skulls and plant Twins flags in both of your empty, bleeding eye sockets”?
Granted, I’m just a simple social worker from Loyola (or DePaul, or whatever, I forget), but even I can do better than that.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 24, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
/rape jokes.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 24, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs