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Nick Blackburn did not pitch well on Wednesday night. But White Sox' hitters were unable to make him pay for what could have been his third straight shellacking. Ozzie is tired of it, and he's not going to go out of his way to praise a pitcher who is made to look good by the dormant Sox offense.

"I don't give credit to the guys that don't deserve credit,'' Guillen said of Blackburn. "Believe me, I give credit to the pitcher when they deserve it. We didn't get the clutch hit, it wasn't because of the way he pitched.''

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Yep, Blackburn threw junk over the plate and hung a lot of pitches...

I’m glad Ozzie is saying this, not that it will do any good.

But I’m sure the offense will do better against Slowey tomorrow. Afterall, sweeps are like the hardest thing in baseball to do. It’s even hard to sweep a bad team like the Royals.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:30 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

correct me if i'm wrong...

did you not say last week that 2/3 against the royals would be a success? so…why are you still on this?

by Craig Grebeck on Sep 25, 2008 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Royals have won 11 of 13,

runs -— 85 – 35.

Yep, It’s even hard to sweep a bad team like the Royals.

Yeah, SSH2005, you are a sorry loser.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was told that it's hard to sweep any team...

Meaning the Sox should not get swept tonight.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well...

looking at percentages, which i’m sure you so often don’t , i’d say the vast majority of series in mlb do not end in sweeps. is that tough to understand?

by Craig Grebeck on Sep 25, 2008 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fine, and I was told that by many of you guys...

which is why we shouldn’t be worried about tonight.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't worry about baseball...

I’m in college. I have concerns beyond 25 men tossing a ball around a dome. I enjoy it, I watch it, I root for the Sox and I spend a whole hell of a lot of time reading about it, but I’m not going to sit around and fret all day. If we win tonight, great. If we lose, shit. Life goes on.

by Craig Grebeck on Sep 25, 2008 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course life goes on

but if you get pissed when your team loses, victory is so much sweeter. Not caring about losing is a Cubs fan mentality. The Sox aren’t going to ruin your life, but you should still care for the games as a true fan.

www.stallingtheman.blogspot.com

by Raf on Sep 25, 2008 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I care about the games...

I am not going to throw myself into a tizzy because we lost. It doesn’t mean I don’t care. Sure, victory may be sweeter if losses make you kick holes in the wall.

Living past 45 is something I’m shooting for.

by Craig Grebeck on Sep 25, 2008 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, I'm kinda resigned to the fact...

That we may very well lose tonight. We’re asking a ton of Gavin.

No matter what, the sun will rise tomorrow. Except wherever the fuck SSH lives.

by Craig Grebeck on Sep 25, 2008 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 things,

1. In ’05, I would have been very, very, very,very pissed and hurt had we not made the playoffs. We were consistently in the top couple of teams in MLB. We were really, really good.

This year we are not that good, never (except for a few small streaks) have been. We should make the playoffs (statistically, it’s still true). If we’re not, it was a season that was better than myself and 90%+ ever expected.

2. A recent (and only in my lifetime) World Series win puts a lot of salve on perspective.

Que sera, sera.

Yeah, SSH2005, you are a sorry loser.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well said, speaks for me perfectly.

Though I’m surprised you remember ’05…

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Sep 25, 2008 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who dat?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess that makes it official:

This sub thread is now a park bench!

OK, I’m outta here. Too much SSHit already.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Sep 25, 2008 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't feed the pigeons!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Touche.

Welcome back, CP. I missed you.

Yeah, SSH2005, you are a sorry loser.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny how people weren't saying this last week...

when the Sox had a decent lead and people still expected them to win the division.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do remember your posts about how the Sox lead was virtually unblowable...

and how you laughed at any poster who thought it was possible.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL.

Describing SSH’s head?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

reading comprehension = your strong suit

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure some of us were still thinking it.

There wasn’t as much need to say shit like this last week, now was there?

Context, dude. Situation has changed, dude. Adapt.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The situation changed because the Sox are choking...

not because the Twins went on some ridiculous hot streak like the Indians or Royals. How would that make anyone content with the season? That’s the same defeatist attitude that our team apparently has.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that true

that’s kinda awesome

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't play for the Sox...

and therefore, I can’t impact their performance. However, the team’s own defeatist attitude can affect their own performance.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another personal attack...

that doesn’t even pertain to the subject at hand. Good one.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Listen, SSH,

whether the Sox win or lose tonight., your little boy is going to wake up tomorrow morning, catch sight of you and smile.

That’s what’s important.

Yeah, SSH2005, you are a sorry loser.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cry

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Sep 25, 2008 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should be able to have both though.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

then get out there and do something

you act like you have no control over the situation. geez

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Life's a bitch.

You only get one that assured.

Yeah, SSH2005, you are a sorry loser.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If $3000 fall out of the sky right now an landed at my feet, I'd be happy

If that doesn’t happen, I’m not going to get pissed off about it.

by hitlesswonder on Sep 25, 2008 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

choker.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a reason people disagreed with you...

The chances that most teams win at least one game against most other teams on the road is very high but this is the Sox with their defeatist attitude and psyche playing at the Metrodome. Big difference and this series is proving it.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, you sure are showing them why now, huh?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt Murton might be able to get a clutch hit against the Twins...

cuz our guys sure can’t.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am still licking my imagined wounds.

Matt Murton is a future HOF’er and a difference-maker in a barnburner of a pennant race.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So is Dewayne Wise.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...

I wish I could be right 100% of the time like you, haha.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you really don't read anything, do you?

i’ve never claimed to be right 100% of the time. i go with the probabilities. duh.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

blind squirrel gets an acorn sometimes.

if people want to bet on unlikely events occurring, go right ahead. simply because they win two times out of ten doesn’t make it any less idiotic.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Sox losing at the Twinkiedome...

is like a blind squirrel finding an acorn? I think not.

What was the Sox record at the Twinkiedome this season before this series started?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

0-0

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ummm, no.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sigh.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep,

I’ve been bearish on the market since 1984 and the past week was the 2nd week that I’ve been right.

Yeah, SSH2005, you are a sorry loser.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

just keep doubling down.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Martingale!

Fun but not an optimal strategy….

by hitlesswonder on Sep 25, 2008 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got B Stearns-like leverage already.

Yeah, SSH2005, you are a sorry loser.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chances are much higher that a team with a 2.5 game lead...

doesn’t blow it with six games left to play than $3,000 dollars falling from the sky.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

colin, check his math.

"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we've been through this before

Statistically sweeps are unlikely — you shouldn’t expect them to happen in general, which is NOT THE SAME as saying a sweep will not happen.

Moreover, at this point with one game left to play, the statistical likelihood of a team sweeping a 3 game series has no impact on the chances of the Twins completing a sweep tonight (that’s like thinking that a bad run in a casino has to stop because long bad runs are unlikely — Gambler’s Fallacy).

The chances of the Twins completing a sweep tonight are the same as the chances of them winning this one game.

But I think you know all that, and for some reason just choose to twist people’s words because you are pissed the Sox are losing and you just want to point out that the Sox are as lousy of a team as you said they were. No one I know said that there was no way the Sox wouldn’t get swept. So stop pretending like that’s what anyone said.

by hitlesswonder on Sep 25, 2008 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no fresh artichokes? reach for frozen.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not that I'm amazing at probability

but yeah. Not exactly. The Twins, like they’ve been for every game so far, will be favored to win. 60% is the high end of that. Each game is more or less an independent event (barring a few carryover issues like injuries and bullpen usage).

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's always brutal to watch those games were it feels like the sox are constantly on the verge of busting it open with a big inning and it just doesn't happen.

looking at the scoreboard and watching the opportunities dwindle.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 25, 2008 1:47 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder how Swisher would have fared in Wise's place in the same situations...

He has sucked this season but it still sucks to think about now.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 2:05 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buehrle called the Twins "shit-heads" instead of "piranhas"...

And some of you will love this quote by Ozzie…

Link:

“Defense and pitching, that’s the philosophy I believe in,” added Guillen of Gomez’s catch. “The Ozzie Guillen philosophy worked for somebody else tonight.”

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 2:12 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Which is why Griffey was in CF.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 8:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ozzie can shut the hell up about defense

WU is right…you play Griffey in CF as much he is has, you shouldn’t mouth off about defense.

by hitlesswonder on Sep 25, 2008 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

GRIFFEY IN CENTER??!?!

must…not…choke a bitch

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 9:08 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Quotes for the day...

“The great thing about baseball is that there’s a crisis every day.” ~Gabe Paul

"Give me a White Sox fan any day. There’s a team that has hosed its fans more completely than nearly any other, and that includes two terms under the best and most fan-friendly owner in history, Bill Veeck.

Do you hear them whining endlessly about how God wants them to suffer? Do they bore you with tales of Shoeless Joe Jackson, or Luke Appling, or Wild Bill Dietrich, and how each one has cursed them from beyond the grave? Do they go on and on about Arnold Rothstein and Charlie Comiskey and Chick Gandil and how they robbed their great grandfather of a two-day bender back in ’19?

Of course not. They say, "The Sox? They stink. Another beer over here, Hap.‘’ They don’t long-suffer, and if they do, they don’t do it loud enough for the rest of the neighborhood to hear. " — Ray Ratto

by hitlesswonder on Sep 25, 2008 9:57 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

awesome.

Proud to endure….

and still have my chin up.
(while my heart is breaking)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who the fuck

is Ray Ratto?

Yeah, SSH2005, you are a sorry loser.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm not your friend, buddy

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 25, 2008 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was always fond of both

“If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.” Bill Veeck

and this Nike ad from right before the WS in 05

"There are two baseball teams in Chicago.

One is loved not just in Chicago, but nationally. A fan base as far and wide as this great country. Then you have this other team in the Southside. Whose fan base is just the Southside.

The Southside White Sox are not a popular team. You don’t see kids wearing their baseball caps in N.Y. and L.A. and London. They are blue collar. Nothing fancy. No frills. Just a bunch of small ballers and outcasts that found a hom eon the other side of town.

They are a team of their people and that’s the way they play- with all heart and more heart and just when you think they’ve given you all the heart they have, they give you a little more. That’s the Southside for you.

So when you’re watching this Series you’re not just watching a baseball team. You’re watching the collective soul of a few hundred-thousand people on one side of town.

World, meet the Southside White Sox"

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here is what I believe

I believe that the White Sox have suspended hitting so they can devote their full attention to the looming crisis on Wall Street.

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 25, 2008 9:59 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Here is what I believe.

Q’s injury should not have been terribly detrimental to this team.

Sure, he was our best hitter, but there was a time when our 1-9 batters (give or take a couple) could get the job done. We didn’t NEED Q, for all intents and purposes. When he was benched for forearm soreness, our offense continued to dominate.

However, the need for Q has become apparent. He has been gone since the first week of September, and we are all aware of what September has looked like.

Q’s absence has not only removed a big bat from our line-up, but it has sucked the soul out of the team.

Watching them play each night is like observing at a dead body in a coffin – you recognize the figures, but something definable is absent.

I cried a lot on September 5th (Black Friday) when Q’s wrist news broke. I even wrote a fanpost that night to ease my mind (and maybe others’).

I loved to believe that the team could carry on, and maybe that spark is still on the verge of being lit (runnnnning out of time here, fellas!)….my hope hangs on til the last fucking pitch….(not to say my purple blanket and kool-aid will not be pressed, mixed, and ready)….

But at the root of it all, Q took the team’s soul and all the magic with him.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 10:38 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's even more frustrating knowing that the guy injured himself and hurt the Sox playoff hopes...

But regardless of Quentin, they shouldn’t blow a 2.5 game lead with six left to play.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't you blaspheme about Q in here

That bat was out to get him.

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 25, 2008 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not, haven't since September 5th....not even losing it all at this point could make me cry again, I don't think. I am content and at peace with this season, no matter what.

Still hopeful…but maybe feeling more like we are undeserving if anything. Of late, we are undeserving. But overall, this has been, and should be our division to take.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sox aren't playing like they deserve to be in playoffs

are you one of those girls that cries a lot over stupid things?

by The Scoper on Sep 25, 2008 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ever been to the Baton Club?

Yeah, SSH2005, you are a sorry loser.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I founded it.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cheat, we need another one day timeout.

Yeah, SSH2005, you are a sorry loser.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 11:04 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You are the one with the personal attack in your signature.

Hypocrisy?

You can put it on the board… Yes.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no clue where that thead is at this point...

Regardless, the Sox are the ones who are choking. Be mad at them, not me.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most of us have mastered control of our emotions.

And don’t find it necessary to be mad at all, douchenozzle.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She said that she was crying about Quentin's injury...

Probably a joke but…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoosh.

the sound of yet another piece of plain english writing going right over SSH2005’s head.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not, haven’t since September 5th….not even losing it all at this point could make me cry again, I don’t think. I am content and at peace with this season, no matter what.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

verb tenses are really fucking hard.

i know i hard trouble figuring them out in the second grade. but i managed.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I did cry. I got sad seeing our magical man get hurt in such a mortal manner; and all that meant for him and his MVP season, as well as the potential for what it meant for the team's season.

I have cried over trades in the past too. Ventura? Cried.

Certain things can make me cry. I am human. And a woman! Imagine that! Isn’t that all we do?

But seriously, you are the only person around here who allows his lack of emotional control dictate everything you say, the way you treat the site in general, and the way you perceive the sport, team, and the outcome on the whole.

I don’t think anyone needs to tell me to chill out, ever.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my sister cried about robin too

and when we traded black jack when i was 6, i cried.

then when i was 17 i got to meet him in joliet at a menards. it was awesome.

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sexism is a blast, amirite?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matchup: White Sox (86-71) at Twins (86-72), 7:10 p.m. CT

Probable Starters: Gavin Floyd (194 2/3 IP, 4.67 RA, 1.24 WHIP, 133 K) vs. Kevin Slowey (156 2/3, 3.91, 1.14, 120)
Pythagorean Record: Chicago, 86-71 (777 RS, 696 RA); Minnesota, 87-71 (813 RS, 726 RA)
Hit List Rankings: Chicago, #7; Minnesota, #12
Prospectus: This is the one race left in the American League with some drama attached to it—as much as Rays fans may want the division title, calling their race to remain ahead of the Red Sox dramatic is overdoing it, seeing as they already have a seat in October reserved for them. This is also the final game between these two on the schedule, and with the White Sox losing the first two games of the series, they have seen their lead cut to just a half-game. Things won’t get any easier for the Sox this weekend, as they’ll face off against the Indians for a three-game set; during the first half, that was the stuff that cakewalks were made of, but with the Tribe posting a 38-26 record (and plus-36 run differential) since the All-Star break to get their record back to .500 just in time to try for a winning season, the White Sox may have their work cut out for them.

As far as tonight’s game goes though, the implications are huge for Minnesota’s own chances. Their playoff odds sit at 38.4 percent against the White Sox 61.6; with the wild card coming out of the AL East, it’s win or miss October for both of these clubs. If they were to lose tonight, giving the Pale Hose a 1½-game lead in the Central, their weekend against the Royals would become that much more difficult. After all, the Twins are one back in the loss column to the White Sox, and Chicago may have to play a makeup game against the Tigers that could factor into the division race; if the Twins were to lose tonight, that would make the White Sox’s job easier, while a Twin win would not only put Chicago behind, it would mean we would get a chance to see some Monday regular-season baseball with playoff implications. The teams have been evenly matched all year, with the White Sox winning eight and the Twins taking nine of the 17, with Minnesota winning the last three, and five of six during the second half of the season. Look no further than Chicago’s inability to sustain their first-half success against their rivals for the reason they are in this position tonight.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 11:10 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

if you subscribe to this stellar analysis, sure.

Chances are much higher that a team with a 2.5 game lead…
doesn’t blow it with six games left to play than $3,000 dollars falling from the sky.

“god, you’re fucking stupid.”
— Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 10:27 AM CDT

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Obviously, it was a joke...

Just like the Sox performance at the Twinkiedome this season.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I suspect they are not.

Keep in mind, even if the Sox lose tonight, they still control their own destiny.

BP’s odds apparently do not take into account the fact that the Sox are weak, disturbed and do not care about winning while the Twins are mentally strong, stalwart and cutthroat competitors. Go figure.

by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the immortal words of Jake Taylor: Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do.

Win the whole f-cking thing.

YEAH!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so jermaine just needs to say fuck you jobu and he'll start hitting again?

or should we sacrifice a chicken

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lineup released.

Sox to go with 7 infielders to combat the speedy Twins and all of their ego deflating infield singles.

Griffey to man the outfield solo.

Yeah, SSH2005, you are a sorry loser.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

perfect! couldn't have planned it better myself.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just actually visualizing this is very amusing (for those of us still able to make light of the season).....

Not only would a short-center be implemented….

But we should have an exclusive bunt-fielder….just hanging out on the grass, between the pitcher and the plate.

And an additional man (I’m thinking Thome since he’s not doing much else) who is there solely to beat the shit out of Punto whenever he is in the basepath.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

"bunt-fielder"

in armor.

Yeah, SSH2005, you are a sorry loser.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why cant today be a day game

i need to know now if the sox are going to win or not

by The Scoper on Sep 25, 2008 11:25 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey,

all our efforts haven’t been in vain, crew.

Yeah, SSH2005, you are a sorry loser.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The outcomes of the first two games mean that tonight’s contest takes on a season’s worth of importance to the two squads. Right now, the Sox still have an edge on the Twins—they hold a 61.6 percent chance of winning the division, and the Twins are at 38.4 percent. That number doesn’t mean much, though, because we know that tonight one of the teams has to win, and the other lose.

If White Sox win: White Sox 86.4 percent, Twins 13.6 percent
If Twins win: Twins 62.6 percent, White Sox 37.4 percent

This may be the biggest game of the season in terms of playoff expectation; it’s certainly the biggest game left between contenders, short of a potential one-game playoff next week. If the White Sox win, they become about a 7-1 favorite to hang on and win the the division. If they lose, the Twins swing to about a 3-2 favorite; I suspect that’s even a bit low, as the system isn’t capturing that this Twins team is better than the “full-season” version that was leading off Carlos Gomez, playing Michael Cuddyer, and starting Livan Hernandez.

In any case, tonight’s game is must-see baseball. With Gavin Floyd facing off against Kevin Slowey, the pitching matchup is even, although the Sox could benefit from Slowey being a fly-ball pitcher, one who’s also a bit homer-prone. They also have a very fresh bullpen, with neither Matt Thornton nor Bobby Jenks having pitched since Sunday. Really, though, the game is a coin flip, and one with tens of millions of dollars on the line.

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=8119

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 11:35 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought last night was the biggest game of the season?

That’s how I approached it.
Damn, now I have to get all mentally charged for this one too?

sheesh. This is demanding, this season.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pb? where dat?

they broadcast Sox?

also, I prefer to get drunk at home, where I don’t have to drive anywhere.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pacific beach

nicks is a bar…they got the baseball package

good idea on not drinking and driving

by The Scoper on Sep 25, 2008 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's in Seattle? We have beaches here? :)

remember, I am not one of the many Cali homos around here….

(just kidding, Cali homos!)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but i'm not in san diego, dammit!

"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

:) i know.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're thinking of 'eastbaysd'

a recent development, SSS now has a small handful of regular/semi-regular female posters to break up the sausagefest.

the number of posters that regularly get sand in their vaginas, however, is staggeringly higher

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 25, 2008 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well really she just replaced

pierzynskirules, so we’re at 2 still.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

if you plan on panicking hold off until after this game, thats if the sox lose.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wonder if the Seattle fans we've been making sport of on the Mariners' site

have been yukking it up reading ours over the past 12 hours.

BWAHAHAHA!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 11:47 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We all have goals.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Being in first place for most of the season and blowing it right at the end...

is probably just as frustrating.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go have a drink.

I suggest an Appleton Gold and Coke.

Yeah, SSH2005, you are a sorry loser.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not going to bother to watch the game tonight...

I will check the score at some point and then check it again at the end of the game.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that a promise of no posting?

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If they win, I will be here after the game...

If they choke, I will be here after the game.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so your special brand of fandom

is the third constant behind death and taxes?

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

either way, it'll be negative

Sox lose: copy and paste earlier discussion
Sox win: no excuse, division should have been put away a long time ago, blah blah, i’m never happy

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can't wait til next year

when i’m old enough to go to the beer and chili festival

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and note

he didn’t say “if they lose”, he said “if they choke”. so it’s either win or choke as the only 2 possibilities in ssh-land.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 25, 2008 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you honestly think

that your reply to my comment has any relevance to my comment?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 25, 2008 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, it does...

If the Sox lose tonight, I don’t think they win the division. This is why I think if they lose tonight it will be a choke.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've said it before, and i'll say it again

you think strange things.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 25, 2008 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is strange about it?

If the Sox lose tonight, the Twins will have a 0.5 game lead.

Meanwhile, they will be facing Davies, Meche, and Duckworth and the Sox will be facing Scott Lewis, Zach Jackson, and Cliff Lee. The Twins will have a big advantage, IMO.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's strange about it is

A) you seem to think that if a team loses a game it must mean that they choked.

2) you also seem to be assuming what i think the sox chances of making the playoffs would be when i made absolutely no statement regarding that subject.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 25, 2008 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Getting swept in a situation when you only need one win is a choke...

Hate to break it to ya.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i have no response to that

and, in fact, there is no possible response to that.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 25, 2008 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

doesn't the accuracy of this statement depend a bit on how you define a choke?

it seems that you define a choke as losing any critical game or series of games, regardless of how the games actually play out.

others might define a choke as failing to perform due to an inability to deal with pressure.

"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A win is a win, a loss is a loss...

It doesn’t matter how the game actually plays out — just fucking win one.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This from the guy

Who bitched to high heaven about how the Sox won those Royals games.

I’m sure you’d take one of those wins now!

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 25, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bitched about the Sox offense...

only scoring a few runs off of mediocre to bad pitchers like Kyle Davies and Brandon Duckworth. I remember saying that if they can’t score many runs against these guys, how will they score any runs against better pitchers like the Twins’ staff?

Well, looks like I was right.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is serious. why are these guys who haven't been chokers in their careers now choking?

and you can’t limit this strictly to the twins series because you’ve talked about it for weeks prior as well.

"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a question that only the players can answer...

And while you are at it, ask our 3-4-5 why they have been 3 for 22 in this series.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you think maybe it isn't choking under the pressure?

but they’re older and just not hitting well right now?

"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe there's apill for them?

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a pill

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go ask Alice.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

when she's ten feet tall?

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or when she was just small.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go back to months ago...

When you and Colin assured everyone that the Twins were not a threat to the Sox and would fall off eventually.

Sorry Larry, I know it must pain you deeply but you aren’t infallible.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Predictions based on

the presence of a healthy Q.

The Twins did fall off. But so did the Q-less Sox.

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 25, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope...

I remember Larry even saying that the loss of Quentin wouldn’t be enough to make that big of a difference.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i define choking as having an obstruction in the airway that leads to

good old u-god giving abdominal thrusts

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it hasn't happened yet.

if it does, i’m sure i won’t lose any sleep.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a difference between being 2.5 games back...

and being 2.5 games ahead and only needing to win one game. I know it and you know it.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, i'm talking about tonight now.

the twins, at home, against a team on the ropes, a team psychologically battered, full of chokers, with a chance to take the division lead with kc rolling into town. wouldn’t that make them chokers if the lose tonight?

"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, after everyone repeatedly told me...

how tough it is to sweep a team after the Royals series, how can anyone expect the Twins to win tonight?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

just ignore him

he’s been given the answer numerous times

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think there's about a 30-40 percent chance that they do.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wrong...

If the Sox win tonight, it will be the biggest game of the entire season and I will be impressed that they didn’t choke.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok, so here's the deal

they win tonight, no negative comments from you all night.

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed, I would splooge if the Sox win tonight.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well i'm holding you to it then

a win= no negativity

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hold me to it...

Cheers.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

unrelated note...this too funny not to pass along

Police Allege Flatulence Battery

SOUTH CHARLESTON, West Virginia (AP) — A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrol officer has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a Breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and ‘passed gas loudly,’ the complaint said. Cruz, according to the complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

‘The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,’ the complaint alleged.

He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

Cruz acknowledged passing gas but said he didn’t move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he arrived at the station.

‘I couldn’t hold it no more,’ he said.

by The Scoper on Sep 25, 2008 11:48 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we have like a Citizen's Timeout?

Cheat has not acted and we need to pull a Barney Fife w/ the 1 day timeout.

Yeah, SSH2005, you are a sorry loser.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 12:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why?

Because you are depressed with the Sox and want to take it out on me?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best day I've had in awhile.

Accepted my powerlessness.

Looking forward to the Winter Classic. You a Hawks fan?

Yeah, SSH2005, you are a sorry loser.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

weren't they initially going to play it

in Soldier Field? I’d be more inclined to go had they kept it there.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's been my attitude

If the Sox don’t make it to the playoffs, then I’ve got some Blackhawks home games to watch.

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 25, 2008 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why keep asking for the timeout or a ban?

how about just ignoring him? There’s a reason he got banned at two separate places and is one of the few (only?) who Cheat has banned for a day. Just fucking ignore the guy and let him piss all he wants into the wind or respond to him with non-topical jargon like larry did above. Cripes, this day-to-day shit is getting obnoxious. There’s no rhyme, reason or logic to his ways, and responding to him is like continually pounding your head into a brick wall.

by CWSKeith on Sep 25, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Point well taken.

I very seldom do respond, but the insanity the last 2 days has been taken to new heights.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

From the AP wires

Cliff Lee to pitch all 3 games of the weekend series.

;( ;( ;(

Yeah, SSH2005, you are a sorry loser.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 12:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what happens on here during the offseason

this being my rookie year, i was just kinda wondering

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 12:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Overreacting

Except it’s to speculation, not actual events.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

k

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a good thing Kenny did much better and got Swisher...

He has been a stud this year. He rallies the team by sitting on the bench and high-fiving his own cardboard cutout when he’s not in games taking backwards K’s or missing curveballs or changeups by two feet.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sucks that swisher

is signed to a reasonable contract for the foreseeable future. he clearly will not play any better next season.

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will believe it when I see it...

So far, it looks like Beane knew when to dump him.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

right

this has been discussed all season

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, that may have flown earlier in the season but not lately.

Swisher was legitimately sucking before he got benched.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So it flew earlier in the season...

And we’re talking about his performance throughout this season. Relevant, no?

He did suck in September, as streaky hitters so often do.

by Craig Grebeck on Sep 25, 2008 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right, career over

How old is Swish? thirty – eigh… twenty eight. what makes you think he’s going to completely fall apart as a player when he is in his prime years?

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think his career is over...

I just don’t think that Kenny got what he expected. He got an .800 OPS corner outfielder / first baseman.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wrong?

Swisher is not a CF’er just because the Sox throw him out there. He can play LF, RF, and 1B, which is his best position. And his career line is .244 / .355 / .452 / .807.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

His progression must have ended this year, haha.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha, ssh again fails at reading.

words are tough.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go bash some more posters who saw this series coming...

while you laughed it off.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm still laughing at them.

blind squirrels are funny.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, the Sox sucking at the Metrodome...

is exactly like a blind squirrel finding a nut.

The Sox record there sure indicates that.

Give me a break.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they find acorns.

i know stats don’t mean anything to you. that’s why you, like those blind squirrels, make so many dumb assertions on here.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So even if you are proven wrong tonight...

they are the dumb ones?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you. just. don't. get. it.

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"proven wrong"

i go with the probabilities. i never said the probability was zero. i said it would take some ridiculous (i.e., unlikely) string of events to occur.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And my point is...

that the Sox getting swept in the Twinkiedome would not require some ridiculous and unlikely string of events to occur.

Well, in your opinion, what are these ridiculous and unlikely events that have happened thus far?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BP playoff odds for the Sox

before Twins series = ~90%, hence unlikely

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't recall talking about the sweep scenario alone.

i recall talking about the likelihood of the sox losing the division.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no chance of an increase in those numbers

due to playing half his games in the Cell as opposed to Coliseum/McAfee/Cisco/whatever they’re calling it…

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

right

since one season is enough to gauge the projection of his career

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he got an .800 OPS corner outfielder / first baseman

what was he expecting?

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

An .850 - .875 OPS player.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay.

still think that’s what he’ll do going forward.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why is one of the most fundamental discoveries

in baseball (the importance of BABIP) not part of your analysis?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has sucked for most of the season...

No one is that unlucky.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yawn. disproved. do some research.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

fav post of the day

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pfft. pedestrian analysis of the day's posts

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 25, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm into the whole brevity thing

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's hsa's m.o.

"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

colin's too

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 25, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why don't you have any curiosity about whether these things you assert to be true

actually are? research has actually been done on this shit.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

all the computer nerds i know

have a myriad of different interests and pursue them fairly intellectually. but they’re all michigan undergrads for the most part, so that’s probably part of it.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i resemble that remark!

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 25, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So what is Swisher's adjusted line this season...

had he not been “unlucky”?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's tough to do that exactly

but there’s a predicted OPS stat that I think THT does (prOPS for short) that had him in the .850 – .875 range. you have to remember that he had a ton of line drives go for outs. when those get caught in the OF, that often means losing out on extra bases. in fact, according to Dan Fox’s blog (pretty sure I posted this a while back, but I can probably find it if you’re interested) but line drives fall for base hits about 75% of the time and SLG is something like .750 for them. In order to derive the number, he gathered up three years of batted ball data (all that was available at the time) and looked at the results. so assuming this sample (and we’re talking nearly every batted ball over a 3 year span, so a huge sample) is useful in describing what you should expect from batted ball types, we should be able to get a lot out of that data.

the thing that hasn’t been done is investigate “subtypes” so to speak of the basic batted ball categories (GB/FB/LD/PU). Obviously velocity and angle play a big part of this and it’s the sort of data that, right now, is being mined in assessing fielding. if you looked at bases per batted ball versus velocity and angle, you could get a very precise expectation. we’re not there yet, but what we have is pretty robust.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a guy with a 21% line drive rate should not have anywhere near to a .250 babip.

he should be at .850. easy.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the strikouts, larry!!! the strikeouts!!!

oh, those aren’t factored into babip?

well, he still sucks anyways cause my eyes tell me so

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 25, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I am so happy with his performance this year...

He has been so great he is collecting splinters in his ass on the bench.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's nothing wrong with his k rate.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

trying to be over the top sarcastic, guess i failed

in all honesty though, what would be an “acceptable” range for a k rate? 22% would seem high to me.

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 25, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

depends upon the hitter, really.

thome’s always been around 30% and he’s quite valuable. this is obvious, but for the squirrels, guys who get on base a lot and hit for power can have higher k rates. swisher has always been around 25% or so.

it’s pretty much the hits that haven’t been falling in. and with a line drive rate that i think is the highest in his career, something is seriously not computing.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twinkie magic dust

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Sep 25, 2008 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

career K rate: 25.5%

this year: 25%

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

correction: 27%

and in the last 3 years (when his walk rate become truly elite), he’s averaged 26.2%. so he’s right in line with his norms.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where's Chicago Pete to discuss how Thome's

BB/K rates are falling off a cliff?

Oh, they’re not? Really…

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This offseason will be different.

Q!, Q!, all Q!.

Yeah, SSH2005, you are a sorry loser.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dodgers looking for Dye...

Coletti wanted him 2 years ago. After Rent-a-Manny is over who knows?…

by RoyEgan on Sep 25, 2008 12:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what could we be looking at as a possible return?

I’m sure Kershaw is out of the question, right?

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahahaaa.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't understand the hilarity

we cannot get Kershaw for Dye, I don’t see them giving up Kemp, Ethier, etc when they come much cheaper than Dye, so I was asking what our return would be

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look at the Dodgers' roster...

http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/team/roster_active.jsp?c_id=la

Why would they trade for an outfielder? They already have two outfielders that I would rather have than Dye and a couple others under contract for 2009.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cool

just responding to the guy that mentioned Coletti had the hots for Dye in the past

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Expendable,

now that Griffey has shown he can still hit and provides strong D.

Yeah, SSH2005, you are a sorry loser.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not good at reading sarcasm

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh yeah, I got it.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, probably...

Thome, Griffey, Konerko, Dye.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they're all dead to me, the chokers.

"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is true...

The Sox 3-4-5 in this series is 3 for 22 at the plate. Quite the impressive performance in the biggest games of their season.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

saaaaaaaaample size

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

22 ABs is just more than 7 per batter

that’s just not worth talking about in any meaningful way.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

those guys have never performed in big games.

"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i agree that

22 ABs during May, June, July is not worth talking about.

but 22 ABs to determine your season’s fate and entrance into the playoffs certain is

and 22 ABs during crucial playoff series are certainly worth talking about.

its how greats are made like Mr. October and how choke artists like A-Rod will be remembered

by The Scoper on Sep 25, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can't tell if this is sarcastic (absent a CLEARLY)

so suffice it to say: the games we lost earlier in the season dictated whether or not we’d be in the playoff hunt and the lead or lack thereof we had going into it.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hate hearing about how may games matter less

that’s bullshit. each of the 162 regular season games matter the same amount. if you kick the shit out of everyone early in the season, you can slump at the end and still make it.

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

See 2005.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they are in a chrysalis

the offense will emerge tonight as a beautiful moth.

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Change is beautiful.

And you are beautiful, cip.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of baseball cards...

my buddy out here says he’s got quite a collection, including a Frank Thomas rookie card.

I’m working on getting my hands on that as we speak.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 1:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

dibs on Alex Fernandez

and Jason Bere

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

k, I'll take a look for ya.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

only upper deck

kthanxbaii

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which one?

Topps or Leaf?

I have both but they aren’t worth anything.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually

if you have the topps one, and Frank Thomas’ name doesn’t appear on the front of the card, I’ve heard its worth quite a bit… sorta like the upside down airplane thing

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My favorite baseball card of all time...

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is totally something I would do...very nice.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha. haha. still upset about the SD comment, eh?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

playoffs?!? playoffs?!?!?!?

"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know this word, "playoffs?" What is it?

regards

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not tonight. not tomorrow night. not saturday night.

but i will be there for sox playoff games and for every bears game that’s not on national tv.

"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Renting a room there yet?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same with hookers?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, most definitely.

"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet the chick like you becoming a human vibrator.

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"chicks"

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Prescription drugs are cleaner and more refined.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

moar percocets plz. kthxbai!

"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AHA!

now we know why the mojo’s gone.

thanks a lot, toonder. get your ass back off the wagon and help your team out.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 25, 2008 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This can't be true, can it?
An anonymous clubhouse insider told the Seattle Times that Mariners teammates were so annoyed with Ichiro Suzuki earlier this season that they considered beating him up.
“I just can’t believe the number of guys who really dislike him,” said the insider. “It got to a point early on when I thought they were going to get together and go after him.” The coaching staff and then-manager John McLaren intervened when one player was overheard talking about wanting to “knock him out.” Perhaps the goal would have been to knock him around like the rest of the league has done to Carlos Silva this year, but given Mariners’ hitters reputations, it’s likely that the team could land several blows and still not do any damage. It’s not as though Richie Sexson had a chance of making contact.

Source: Seattle Times

Haha.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 1:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he is a real dick.

put that many guys together for that long and i’m sure every team has something like this.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unlike this site, where we all get along swimmingly,

united in a common goal.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

marching on together

regards

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i predict the sox won't make the playoffs.

i predict the sox will make the playoffs but will lose in the ALDS.
i predict the sox will make the playoffs but will lose in the ALCS.
i predict the sox will make the playoffs but will lose in the world series.
i predict the sox will win the world series.

DAMN DOES IT FEEL GREAT TO BE RIGHT!!!!!!!!! IN ALL OF YOUR FACES!!!!!! EVERYBODY CAN SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 25, 2008 1:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to admit after reading thru all that

I now feel dumber.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Sep 25, 2008 2:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I also learned

That the definition of choking is losing and that the Twins really really want to win. I am ashamed that I didn’t realize that.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Sep 25, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re the pitching matchup.

Matchup tonight – Floyd and Slowey

Young
High round draft choices
Pitching extremely well

IINM, neither has ever pitched in a game even close to this important.

Should be very, very interesting

“That 2 1/2 by 2 1/2 inch square between the ears.”

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 2:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Might have overestimated how interesting this is.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bally - we r all at daley. where r u?

Sent from Blackberry.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha Ha Ha.

Markets.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok. koolaid almost reddy. u coming? we can wait.

Sent from Blackberry.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't wait too long...you'll miss the comet.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mkts just closed.

Have to make 2 calls to my best friends / better call my sister , too. I’ll be there by 3:40. Sure you don’t wan’t to do this tomorrow. Fuck what if they win tonight. Can you guarantee any blue eyed virgins?

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Any brown eyed virgins?

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

colin is still posting.

"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, we're not speaking of anal virgins.

Lo siento – my bad.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No doubt the Sox will make Slowey look brilliant

Floyd will pitch a 4-hitter and lose 2-0.

"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)

by tailgater on Sep 25, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

8-2, Twins.

My boy Floyd has control problems and lastsabout 4 and two-thirds. The phenomenon continues. Please let me be wrong.

by dantesox on Sep 25, 2008 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it does for this season

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well if you're talking about your twinkiedome-need to admit the fear

theory, it does, doesn’t it?

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah....but it's a Twins thing....perhaps

the Metrodome being the biggest part of said phenomenon.

by dantesox on Sep 25, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

do the twins have the same problem in chicago?

"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

They are the preying on the Sox’ psychological shortcomings. And, AGAIN, you’re oversimplifying my theory……it isn’t JUST a Metrodome phenomenon.

by dantesox on Sep 25, 2008 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's big games?

"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

don’t want to try explaining a ridiculous theory based on watching people on tv

by El Duque's Raft on Sep 25, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're not communicating what you're trying to say very well

and from the sound of it, you’re not talking about something especially falsifiable.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I forget - did we win a complete

World Series a few short years ago? Was I imagining it? Was there a parade?

I love parades.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so a big fan of the 4th of july, huh?

only 283 more days for you to wait

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 25, 2008 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I also like the Dykes on Bikes parade.

Get to see Mom all dressed in her finery, just like ZZ Top and Wendy O. Williams (RIP).

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kenny and Ozzie have both said that 2005 is over...

What does 2005 have to do with this season?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So English is your first language. I have a compadre.

Some on this site continue to exhibit a complete lack of mastery of the nuances.

Sot.

;)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe not interpreting correctly

but Twins not on schedule after today.

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Sox can only win the division with a win tonight.

And even then I think only60/40 to the good.

by dantesox on Sep 25, 2008 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed...

Even if they win tonight, it will be tough. If they lose tonight, it’s pretty much over.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

get a room

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So if they win

Then its still “tough” for them to win? Outstanding!

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Sep 25, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

earlier he said he'll splooge

with a sox win

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will be happy with a win tonight...

It’s the only chance the Sox have IMO but it will still be tough.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you may still think it's tough...

but if the sox win tonight, then for the twins to clinch the division by sunday wouldn’t they have to sweep the royals and the sox get swept by the indians?

"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes...

The Twins get to face the Royals without Greinke or DeJesus. The Sox get to face the Indians and Cliff Lee with a missing offense.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you fail logic in school?

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Sep 25, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don't know that the offense will be missing this weekend.

just sayin’

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The offense has averaged 4 runs per game this month...

and that includes a 10 run game and an 11 run game.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe donte and SSH are the same person...

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 25, 2008 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dante*

damnit, and my dumb ass cant even get the link in

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 25, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

psst

(quietly) I don’t if you know this but those games were at home…

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Sep 25, 2008 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't know

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Sep 25, 2008 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well if we regress that properly

then that becomes a less distressing figure.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

at this time yesterday, the twins were facing greinke.

cliff lee is a candidate to be shut down, too, you know. i wouldn’t be looking very far ahead at matchups at this point in the year.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if lee isn't shut down

may the wrath of seven suns be brought down on you

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My guess is that he wants to own the Sox one more time...

and fuck over the Sox for the division.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In other words, I bet they let him pitch.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good luck to him. he's looked like dead arm personified the last three outings.

i imagine i can speak for some squirrels that i’d rather see cliff lee than Someguy The Soxhaveneverseenbefore.

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

At this point, it doesn't appear to matter who faces the Sox offense...

Kyle Davies, Brandon Duckworth, Nick Blackburn, Cliff Lee — I’m sure they can all look good against the Sox offense, even with dead arms.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What did all those starts have in common?

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Sep 25, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the sox choking?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 25, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well here is something we agree on

If its one team that is dying to knock the Sox out of the playoffs its Cleveland. Of course they were dying to “make” the playoffs in 05 and were swept so take from it what you will. Not like KC is going to say fuck it.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Sep 25, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm sure cliff lee

hates us that much more than the twins

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not only are you a psychologist

you’ve now been to the future, tell me more oh wise one

by El Duque's Raft on Sep 25, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well fuck all

It’s open house tonite at my kid’s school. she made all sorts of art for mom and dad. I’m sure my wife will love it.

by RoyEgan on Sep 25, 2008 3:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

good choice

everyone keeps asking me if i’m excited for the office tonight.

i would be, but there’s baseball on, so i’ll have to settle for a rerun or watching online

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone check out the new Robert Pollard project?

He’s actually touring and everything. It came in the mail today and it’s a lot of fun straight ahead rock. Hopefully someone picks up my shift so I can go see him play the Blind Pig. Dingy, small venue with Bob’s drinking should be pretty awesome. Hopefully we get some GBV songs too, since the new album only has 14 (?!?) songs and if this is anything like his normal sets that’s like half the songs he’ll play.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 3:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BTW

Band’s called Boston Spaceships and the album is “Brown Submarine”

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better than GBV?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dn

that’s a pretty tough question to answer. from the sound of the album, Bob just wanted to put out a straight rock album. the result is a very GBV sound. the production is solid: there’s some grit to it and it’s not Do the Collapse or Isolation Drills as far as glittering production values go.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haven't checked it out. has tv otr grown on you yet?

i’ve been stuck on some mountain goats and now fleet foxes and califone stuff.

"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

been meaning to pick up

fleet foxes

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks always looking for recs

haven’t updated the library in a while

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the new LP is also good, and shows a very distinct progress, which I will be interested to see develop a bit more as they age/get experience.

But as far as Seattle bands go – they are pretty damn good.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

only listened to it the one time still

whereas i’m on my 3rd spin of the BS album.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looking forward

to the release of Chicago MCCXI.

Should be fab.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw him at the Metro a couple years ago. Was front row. He passed his bottle along the front row, we all took a swig of his whiskey.

He is toooo much.

Also, I sang for a band a few years back – we were practically a GBV cover band.

My favorites to sing? Over The Neptune/Mesh Gear Fox, Weed King, and Official Ironman Rally Song, among many others…
:)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

track 1 from Propellor is so fucking good

i would love to be in a GBV cover band, if only to get to sing Hot Freaks.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, we also played that one.

there are so many great ones….i am now recalling them all….awesome good times.

i even did some kicks to get into the mood. :)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm super jealous. sounds like a lot of fun.

you get to write a tv show, play in cover bands and surf. damn you.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and play with two boobs at any time of the day!

woot, i rule!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and 3 grapefruit sized testicles!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ohhh mesh gear fox.....

throw out another bag of tricks from your scientific box.
time’s wastin’ and you’re not going to live foreverrrrr.
and if you do
i’ll come back and marry you
no use changing now
you couldn’t anyhow and ever

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

(iirc)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

better check GBV.com first...

we both know your track record here.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, but I just don't care enough to do that stuff first....

oh yeah, and I was right the last time.

:P
I love you and I want to shoot all the superheroes from your skies……..

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it wasn't even the right song!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah. but the lyrics were correct.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dadgumit! Don't eat the Twinkies!

http://food.yahoo.com/blog/hungrygirl/23716/10-things-to-never-eat-from-vending-machines

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving."

by thekever on Sep 25, 2008 3:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

guys

check the main page

he’s back

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Do yourself a favor...

…and go back through the entire year’s worth of comics. They are priceless, especially in the context of where the Sox are now…

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving."

by thekever on Sep 25, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the way Carl depicts the KW and Ozzie relationship seems to be pretty spot on

I emailed Will Carroll about who was to blame for the Griffey-in-center debacle and he told me that he had given up trying to predict Ozzie…which led me to inquire whether Ozzie even needs KW’s approval for his lineups. thoroughly disconcerting, but also makes for some highly amusing baseball.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've read everything he's posted

i was referring to the cheat

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow 400 posts before the game

Is there a playoff game or something tonight?

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Sep 25, 2008 4:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Blood in the streets, man.

Time to buy the Sox.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Offshore believes in SSH!!!!!

Outcome Run Line Total Money Line

CHICAGO A: G FLOYD
+139

MINNESOTA: K SLOWEY
-150

Free money baby!!!!

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Sep 25, 2008 4:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

But not long term....

AL pennant odds

[AL] LOS ANGELES A +203
[AL] BOSTON +222
[AL] TAMPA BAY +244
[AL] CHICAGO W +733
[AL] MINNESOTA +900

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Sep 25, 2008 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do I sit home curled up in the fetal position watching the game on my computer?

or do I go out w/ friends and somehow convince them to go to a bar w/ the MLB package and sit at the bar in the fetal position, with ppl walking by wondering why I’m so psycho (i’m in nyc)

You decide

by Crede's Crew on Sep 25, 2008 5:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Decision made

Going out on the UES where girls will be out in force, in addition to the game being on (once I ask for it).
Worst case scenario, I get hammered and hopefully land a new prospect…

by Crede's Crew on Sep 25, 2008 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nm, I'm retarded

That’s just how me and my buddies talk re: girls…
even relate our opinion of girls on a farm system basis…A, AA, AAA, etc.
It’s a little sick, yet terribly fun & convenient.

by Crede's Crew on Sep 25, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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